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Author has written 15 stories for Twilight.

26/10/11 (or 10/26/11 for you Americans) I'm editing ...thingy, what it's called? "Wait, I'm Bella Swan"

I mean, I just reread it like "shit son, this is actually good"

So yeah.

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Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 368,327 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mindful Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
Sequel to Emerald Eyes; AU--The summer before 3rd year brings new obstacles for Harry and Snape, especially when the Potions master realizes he isn't the only one minding the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,010 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Your Heart is the Only Treasure I Need by Samwich520 reviews
I'm not good at summaries, they usually end up being longer than the story. So I'm just going to say that this is a RileyOC story.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,254 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Riley P., OC - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14565 - Favs: 9,857 - Follows: 9,493 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13467 - Favs: 17,473 - Follows: 16,577 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Triwizard Champions by chris400ad reviews
Fleur Delacour has only known love from her family. But that's all about to change when she arrives at Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament. AU. Up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,231 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Do You Love Me by dragonpearlz reviews
The Ministry has declared that any werewolf not married must die. When Hermione steps in to save Remus, they fall in love and help their ck Fic. Not Canon. pseudo-sequel to Call Me Remus. Sneezefic:RL,SS,HG. nt:The Village PLEASE NOTICE THAT THIS IS BEING REWRITTEN UNTIL THE SAME NAME, BUT WITH THE TERM 'REWRITE'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 79,545 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4955 - Favs: 5,023 - Follows: 6,352 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 4,887 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Til Death Do Us Part by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry and Draco have an odd affliction... They must remain in contact or suffer fates worse than death! And now they have to survive the Triwizard Tournament? later dmhp drarry hpdm dracoxharry harryxdraco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,328 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5671 - Favs: 6,155 - Follows: 7,223 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4989 - Favs: 5,152 - Follows: 6,441 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 4,252 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Protector by Foxwithgrayeyes reviews
Dumbledore urges Snape to look after Harry after witnessing the Dursley's abuse and Snape reluctantly becomes parent figure to a very small Harry Potter. Please r&r! : Do it, you won't regret it. No slash. at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,763 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Procrustean Bed by gemini13me reviews
A Procrustean Bed- a standard or set of conditions, determined arbitrarily, to which everyone is forced to conform. But the question is... are there really any rules when it comes to the affairs of the heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,569 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8130 - Favs: 13,340 - Follows: 10,148 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
The Changed Time Line by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Re-written version of my very first fanfiction. A Potions accident in his sixth Hogwarts year takes Harry back in time. Will he be able to save his parents and change the time line? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry, HP/GW, LE/SS not JP! , MM/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,115 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Realizations by Raiise reviews
STORY NO LONGER CONTINUING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Harry is sent to the Dursleys for Christmas in his 3rd year because of Sirius Black. Is that actually safe for Harry? What do Snape and Draco notice when Harry returns to Hogwarts? Warning: Mentions of Abuse and MPD in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Blind Seer of Durmstrang by BrailleErin reviews
Sequel to Sword of Gryffindor. Blind Harry Potter goes back to Hogwarts for his fourth year but gets more than he bargained for. AU. Those who asked for a sequel, you got it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,359 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
I Am Cut by Jay-Belle93 reviews
drarry; Harry has been abused every summer since he got his Hogwarts letter. His 6th year, he started cutting. In their final year, Draco Malfoy, who had a crush, knows something is wrong, but not knowing exactly what, promises to himself to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,705 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help? Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
oh Bella by bookworm2341 reviews
Bella moves to La Push to her dad after years of abuse from her step father Phil okay you are going to have to read to see what happens GO READ AND REVIEW PLEASE please read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Paul
Twelve Fail Safe Ways to Charm Witches by Jungle Jenna reviews
Severus discovers a book that could possibly assist in his quest to catch Lily's special attention. AU. Chapter 1-4 rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,683 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Dandelion by Iwant2sparkle reviews
Life always brings interruptions. Sometimes they're good, sometimes they're bad. What matters is how you adapt to the changes. Little bit of fluff, little bit of drama. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,380 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Forget Me Not by SydneyAlice reviews
With the help of his nurse, a man tries to put the pieces of his life back together. Will he be happy once the puzzle pieces fit, or will he wish his memories had remained a mystery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,800 - Reviews: 8982 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Black Sunrise by raybabiieex3 reviews
I didn't want to be that person anymore. I didn't want to cut myself. I didn't want to starve myself to be skinny. I just to be healthy again. AU/AH/CP/OOC/Language/Rape/Cutting. Full sum inside. Complete with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,396 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Bridge Too Hard to Cross by DarkAngelz200 reviews
No, I'm sorry but this has to be wrong" I said, my breath getting harder to push up my throat. "I'm sorry but it isn't" What happens when Leah finds out she's pregnant with Jacob's kids? How will the Cullen's react and more importantly, Jacob.R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 5,797 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
She Died of a Broken Heart by BubblyAmericanWriter1 reviews
Bella Swan was forced to leave her true love, Edward Cullen, behind when she moved to Phoenix with her mom when she was 16 years old. Now, returning 3 years later, she finds out something tragic has happened. Very heart-breaking. Tears may occur. AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Shake My Hand by Kitty Smith reviews
BEING REWRITTEN DIFFERENTLY AND BETTER IN SHAKE MY HAND: THE REWRITE. Just don't read this anymore, guys. It's really, really horrible. For serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 84,958 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4782 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Rabbit Heart by KitsuShel reviews
When a stalker gets too close to rockstar Izzy Dwyer, she makes a choice that brings her back to her hometown and leads her on a journey full of new love and friendships.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 6883 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4848 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Embrace from the shadows by Clo-fallen.angel-clo reviews
Bella's been abused for the past few years, when help is suddenly at hand.Unknown to her, the werewolves and vampires aren't the only supernatural things out there when her past is revealed
Crossover - X-Men & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella
Second Chances by Mara Rome reviews
A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,813 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Snape's Twelve Days of Christmas by Rinnie10 reviews
Severus Snape's going to get a strange present prehaps? On each day. Updated on each day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Severus S.
Pure by Hesaluti reviews
It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,889 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One by Hesaluti reviews
A spell that will end all magic can only be stopped by the birth of a special child, The One. The parents of this child need to be a perfect match. Hermione and Draco are paired so can overcome their hatred to have a child who can save the magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,394 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Okay, you've convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren't Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry's first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts. Childfic. Fluff. NOT Abandoned. Just infrequent updates
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Croatoa Bloopers by Alex Kade reviews
I just felt like writing something funny, so here are some bloopers to go along with my National Treasure: Croatoa story. If you haven't read it, this won't make much sense to you, so you might want to check that out first! :
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009
National Treasure 3: Croatoa by Alex Kade reviews
This time it's Riley's turn to track down the treasure, but he finds himself facing someone who wants the treasure much more than he does - and is willing to do anything for it. Riley's past revealed, some whumpage, and all our fav characters are back!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,536 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Riley P.
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Walking the Line by hairballl26 reviews
Harry didn't think life at Privet Dr could get any worse, until Snape showed up, half dead and bleeding on the Dursleys' new floor. Starts summer after OoTP, keeps everyone in char, follows canon, or what it could have been with a summer like this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,044 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
River of Dreams by Tajjas reviews
When Severus Snape finds a certain brat-who-lived out after curfew the year after Voldemort's return, it starts a chain of events that he wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,110 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Tear Stains and Lies by mstingwray reviews
Harry Potter, the boy who lived, abused by those who were meant to protect him. The Dursley's had best hope that they never live to see the day Sirius comes to collect his godchild. Warnings: Child abuse, coarse language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Resurrection by mstingwray reviews
When those summoned by the Resurrection Stone are brought back to life, will Harry finally be given the opportunity to have the family he's always wanted? always dreamed of? Will Harry finally get his happy ending? Set b4 epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Bella's Suicide New Moon AU by Fakin'it reviews
What if Bella chose action over catatonia to deal w/her pain? What if she blew her brains out, but Jasper changed her anyway? Could venom reconstruct her brain? A newborn vamp with the blank slate mind of a newborn human? Sad at 1st, but HEA later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 279,597 - Reviews: 2800 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Rattling Silence by Anna.The.Kitty.Cat reviews
Edward has been Deaf since birth. His parents and twin- Alice -have just moved to Forks, where they meet Bella, a girl with an increasingly mysterious past who knows ASL. But life is not as easy and simple as it seems, starting with Bella's family life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,593 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22915 - Favs: 14,239 - Follows: 10,645 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hey You by SydneyAlice reviews
Hey you. Yeah you. You with your long brown hair and the vintage t-shirt that's always tied at the bottom. I think you're beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 211 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Bit Stronger by SydneyAlice reviews
One year ago, a traumatic experience left her fearful of strangers. As Bella struggles to move on with her life, she forms a friendship with a lunchtime companion. Can he break down her walls and open her eyes to the beauty of new beginnings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untold truths by LuvHarryP reviews
AU/OOC rewrite The summer before 6th year Harry's family is killed He is forced to live part with Severus But a fever reveals Snape to be his dad Can they work together to win? Albus/Ron bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 66,322 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Face Down by nekluvshp reviews
For two years, Harry has endured the abuse of someone he trusted, loved. With the help of someone new and unexpected, can he over come the trauma and learn to trust again? Abuse, Angst, H/C, M/M, MPREG, NonCon, OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,860 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W. - Complete
The Perfect Bun by coffeeonthepatio reviews
...doesn't truly matter after the Battle of Hogwarts. Minerva observing the Great Hall, shouldering her responsibility, realising she will get help. *Inspired by Maggie Smith's performance of Minerva McGonagall but book-compliant*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13406 - Favs: 8,108 - Follows: 6,025 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10537 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall Out by Jaeh reviews
A harsh misunderstanding breaks a friendship apart... but when they run across the other's path years later, is it to late to mend what is lost? AU.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,647 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Riley P., Ben G.
I'm Blind by The Shameless BookWorm reviews
A fluffy little story about two lovers with a twist. SLASH, but nothing graphic. Rated T for some implied child abuse that demonstrates some mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where dwell the brave at heart by mstingwray reviews
It's Remus' first day at Hogwarts and he worries about not fitting in. He was anything but brave... though wished to dwell with the brave at heart. Written for The First Day Of School Contest. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Remus L.
Timeless by Fai'sKay reviews
Jasper is asked to watch Bella while the rest of the Cullens are hunting. One minute she's there the next she's gone...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,865 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Not So Great Escape by chris400ad reviews
Fleur Delacour hates how people treat her. Bill Weasley is no different and Fleur takes drastic action. She uses the nearest boy to escape from Bill Weasley but the boy, however, is Harry Potter. Idea provided by Shinji the good sharer. AU, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 166 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
In Shining Armour by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snape's only saving the unborn child of a strange woman. He never signed up for having his house invaded and a stranger and her child caring for him after the snake bite. Rated M for language only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 104,373 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Therapy by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which General Grievous teaches a therapy class, Palpatine is a stalker, Anakin plays poker, Obi-Wan always needs to be rescued, and a smart aleck juvenile delinquent causes pure chaos!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,264 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
Hemisphere by DuShuZhi reviews
13 years after Harry defeated Voldemort he's returning to Hogwarts. His friends are gone but a childhood enemy remains. The hate is gone. Something must take its place.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,874 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
MarySue Saves the Wizarding World by BreetanyaViolet reviews
Mary-Sue runs into a certain trio during their infamous hunt. Rating because I don't remember if I cussed in the text.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P.
Hush by Outlinedinblack reviews
Bella is raped and abused by every male she knows. One day pregnant she runs away to Rosalie in Forks. She doesnt speak one word of her past to anyone but Rosalie Hale. Can Edward cullen get her to speak up about her past. Rated T AND M for Rape scene
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,560 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
How I Asked Your Mother by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Julian Snape doesn't know how to propose to his girlfriend and asks his Father, Severus, how he asked Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My Blood by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A detention under Snape goes badly for Harry. Yet another direction my Breaking Forwards story could have gone. However, that story doesn't need to be read to understand this one. Standalone. AU to an AU. Violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9085 - Favs: 8,685 - Follows: 4,900 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,498 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by BrailleErin reviews
When some of the Death Eaters capture Harry, their curses go awry and instead of killing Harry they blind him. How is he going to return to Hogwarts and ultimately fight the Dark Lord? He'll have to find a new strength and cunning he didn't know he had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 79,590 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
An Interrupted Monologue by RedValkyrie reviews
Snape is man alone with his thoughts, even amongst a crowd, until of course, he isn't. Happy Birthday Professor Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Semantics by coffeeonthepatio reviews
-Hand over your wand. It is to be snapped and you're exiled from the Wizarding World from this day onward.- Severus has to deal with his life without magic. A story about Mugglishness, well-meaning neighbours, well-meaning students and Linguistics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 307,576 - Reviews: 4854 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When the Moon Meets the Sun by SecretWr1ter reviews
Harry is caught up in the Order's newest ally. She's the missing piece, the final installment in the ranks against Voldermort. But hearts are bending, minds snapping as secrets slither and lines are crossed. The war drums are pulsing in their eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Remember Me by IsaKassees reviews
"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,534 - Reviews: 4558 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8532 - Favs: 10,349 - Follows: 7,808 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Cancerous by Fakin'it reviews
Bella has cancer and only 2 weeks to live. She intends to tell Edward, but he dumps her before she can. Ever practical, Bella thinks being a vampire beats being dead, so time for plan B - the Volturi. Brand new Alice twist, never seen before. New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Surprise, Bella Has A Backbone by Fakin'it reviews
I think we all have thought of different ways Bella could have handled the forest scene in New Moon. This Bella has more of a backbone and a lot more forethought. She is able to argue circles around Edward and gets to keep her man in the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Broken Hand AU Eclipse by Fakin'it reviews
Were you offended by Charlie congratulating Jake for forcing his kisses on Bella? Do you think a successful police chief could really be as oblivious as Charlie seems? This is how I would've liked Charlie and Bella to behave that night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
When I See You Smile by Iwant2sparkle reviews
Bella meets Edward at the annual Cullen Family Independence Day Picnic. Both are suffering from broken hearts, so what will happen when they feel an instant attraction? How will Edward deal with Bella's past coming back to haunt her? AU/AH, Some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,016 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, onesided HPGW. Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn't want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Opportunity by fRANkiEGirL61 reviews
All of the Cullens get the opportunity to become human again from the Volturi. Can they handle being just as strong, fast, and beautiful as everyone else, eating food, and tripping? Everyone POV. Temporary Hiatus as of 9/3/10.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,449 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tenant by Emily Waters reviews
A necromance by Svengaly. Translation. "All people are equal in the presence of death... but some are more equal than others ; "
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Academy by Cherry Dew reviews
Bella is sent to a mysterious boarding school. She quickly realizes that it's not your average school...AH. Contains lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella
Teacher Dearest by Grace Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is a kindergarten teacher who everyone adores. But after getting horrible news she moves to Florida and starts to teach there. In Florida she meets two small emerald-eyed children, Emma and Nick, who belong to no other than Edward Cullen. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,159 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind Bonds by ScrumptiousBlueBird13 reviews
Al recounts to an audience on his first meeting with Scorpius "Sky" Malfoy. Set in first year, Warning: Scorpius is blind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Peanut Butter Sandwich Man by readingmama reviews
Edward Cullen is a man of routines. When a homeless girl distracts him from said routine, Edward finds it is time for a change. Winner of a Gem Award for "Best left you wanting more" Reviewed on the Southern Fanfiction Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Closet Porn Star by eddiejazz reviews
Edward's overprotective mother thinks their new neighbor, Bella is perfect for him but he thinks he's way out of her league. Aside from thinking about her constantly, he often questions himself, 'Where have I seen her before'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4234 - Favs: 6,278 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for Moonlight Stuido's Lyrical Contest. AU/AH/OOC/One-shot. It's been a year since Edward last saw his fiancée and best friend. A year of waiting for her to come back to him. And Edward's not about to let her go without crashing the wedding first...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15833 - Favs: 7,045 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The True Story of the Boy Who Lived by Foxwithgrayeyes reviews
Voldemort is a door to door salesman and everything is explained- why did James and Lily really die? and furthermore what happened to Voldemort's nose?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Blinding Lights by Sovoyita reviews
Bella Swan was in an accident that rendered her blind. When she moves to Forks with her father and brother, she gains friends and meets Edward, the school boy charm. Will she let down her walls and will Edward change his charmer ways? And how? BXE; AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,063 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Golden Moment by Rose of the West reviews
"It's too incredible to be true. It's more incredible than the Dark Lord being destroyed, more incredible than Potter coming to my defense before the Wizengamot. It's even more incredible than my standing here alive in front of you..." SSxCanon female
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Severus S., Andromeda T. - Complete
Call Me Remus by dragonpearlz reviews
While backpacking across the country, Hermione comes across Remus Lupin's house. Unfortunatly, he's sick & weak, with no ordinary illness. Severus Snape winds up getting cursed sick as well. Weasleys help both recover. hurt/comfort/not canon sneezefic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,172 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Cuppa Tea? by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry and Voldemort have a rather one sided discussion over tea. "It's just such a power trip, you know?" drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2606 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Burnt Grounds by maenhi reviews
After an incident in Potions class, Scorpius is temporarily blinded. Albus volunteers as his study partner until the teachers find an antidote - not for purely altruistic reasons. From their co-dependency evolves friendship evolves something more. AS/S.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Best Friends Forever by epicinsanity101 reviews
Edward and Jessica have been friends since childhood. They've shared laughs, insults and moments of pure perfection. But as they grow older, Edward's attentions soon shift to the enigmatic Bella Swan. Could Jessica be jealous? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Edward, Jessica
How Lucius Malfoy tried to arrange a marriage by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Lucius has a brilliant plan to get back into the good books of the Wizarding World: marry Draco off to the most famous Muggleborn witch. He doesn't know that she is already Severus Snape's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
From the Corner at Easter by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Easter with the Snapes. Not everything is sunshine and chocolate eggs ; One-shot to From the Corner - please read that first!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
THE MALE MAN by G.E Waldo reviews
House had hidden his condition for a many years. But what happens when it becomes known at the worst possible time?
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A New Family, New Friends, and a New Love? by Locketful o' Heartache reviews
Bella is confident, and has her tomboy side and her regular side. She gets bounced from foster home to foster home after her parents die in a car accident, until she gets adopted by Carlisle and Esme. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chance Meeting at The Ink Pot by teddylonglong reviews
Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Changing POVs Sev/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dismantle the Sun by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Ronald is the love of her life and with him, Hermione has two children and the third is on the way. Aleia is a wife of convenience because once, Severus almost died alone. But convenience does not seem enough for him any more when tragedy strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Erotic Awakening of Bella Swan by The EB's reviews
Old lusty loins Bella makes her way through each of the Twiguys in this Smutty Crackfic/Smackfic on the path to true love. Lemons and everything else that warrants an M rating. Multiple Authors
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella
Take advantage of my Drunken State by michelle lines reviews
.."Lets get you upstairs." he said with a seductive smile. He took me upstairs to a dark room, and laid me on the bed. The last thing I remembered b4 I collapsed was him unzipping my pants.EXB VAMP/HUMAN. I dont own Twilight. Sm does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Apples to Apples by Cocoa987 reviews
In which Riley stops by on the first day of school and is reminded of things past. Oneshot- just a bit of Riley and Abby friendship fluff. Don't own, though I love the game.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Riley P., Abigail C. - Complete
Fork's meet LA by bree-OMG-thats-me reviews
When LA girl Bella Mason and her twin Edward Mason come to fork, Thing's start to change, will edward fall in love with tanya? will party girl bella fall in love with Jacob? Bella and edward, brotherXsister NOT ExB romance! T coz im weird, AH! story good!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella
Encounter in the Laundry Room by ThisMortalCoil reviews
How did Vader first meet Random Nemesis? Find out in this short story!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
Sinful Thoughts by readingmama reviews
Edward is adopted by the Swans at birth. How will Bella and Edward cope with their growing attraction when they think they are siblings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,823 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Age Old Debate by LOSTrocker reviews
Ninja vs. Pirates according to Ben and Riley.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
A Stupid Alarm Clock by carolinesayer reviews
Riley gets an annoying gift for his birthday. Random Oneshot, Mostly Riley!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Riley P. - Complete
A Blind Love in A Minor by CheapMonday reviews
Bella Swan is a blind girl who is content with her state of blindness. She has never seen herself in a mirror before and does not know the tingling sensation, also known as love. Until she lands in Forks and meets a certain musician, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,752 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From the Corner by coffeeonthepatio reviews
While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 164,403 - Reviews: 3892 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Realization of Fate by meurysan reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into Azkaban for a crime he did not commit. A mysterious new wizard appears and puts the Ministry, the Order and Voldemort on the defensive. Harry escapes but is it too late for him? What will he do once he is proven innocent? W
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 236,096 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Never Again by Fai'sKay reviews
Jasper and Bella were married during the civil war. 145 years later they meet up after thinking each other were dead. Jasper/Bella OOC. Don't like, don't read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilulz by queenbellaloca reviews
The Cullen Clan like you've never seen them before. Warning: Extremely OOC. Gratuitous use of knitting, drugs, and pwning. You've been warned. Emmett/Jasper slash. Other fun pairings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Red Jello by Ryo314 reviews
Riley is sick. What more can you want?
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10702 - Favs: 6,178 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Animagus in Hiding by teddylonglong reviews
The Potions Master looked straight into the spider’s green eyes. “Well, congratulations, Mr. Potter. You’re probably the first student, who has made his way into Hogwarts in form of a spider,” he sneered. Set before Harry's first year. AU! Partly OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
That's What She Said! by Locketful o' Heartache reviews
The gang has a "That's What She Said" holiday at school, getting as many That's What She Said! jokes in as possible. i.e.: "Don't touch that!" "Take your hand out of there!" "Oh not again!" All human, short funny story. Review plz! Disclaimer: No.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2009
MouldyVoldie and Umbridges Worst Nightmare by DragonViper reviews
4 friends join Hogwarts and reeks havoc and gives Umbridge countless headaches. Voldemort wants their power for himself but he must endure the torture they place. The have a bad past, all connected and surprisingly it comes as a shock to people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2009
Happy New Year by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
New Year is approaching and Bella has nobody to bring in the bells with. Alice makes a suggestion to solve the problem and things progress. Bella/Alice/Jasper All Human. OOC, SMUTTY LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,441 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Breaking Away by Locketful o' Heartache reviews
Bella is a small stuff high school writer, but she's got some not so small problems, including student loans, a persistent stalker, and more. What happens when Edward finds Bella in a bad situation with said stalker in a coffee shop one day?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fawkes, the better Sorter? by teddylonglong reviews
Sequel to "A Dirty Rag and a Feathered Duster". After fifteen years, Fawkes is finally allowed to conduct the Sorting in Harry's first year. The result: "I’ll never ever do this stupid work again. Next year, the dirty old rag can fulfil his task again."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Fawkes - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Liar Liar by evergreeneyes reviews
Ginny Weasley has long been madly in love with Harry Potter ... but love makes people blind. Warning : evil!Harry. Non-epilogue compliant, M for character death, sort of Harry/Ginny. A very short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster by teddylonglong reviews
By chance Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Abuse!Dursleys, completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, Char.death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-drop, De-aging, Pairings: SS/de-aged MM, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,330 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Bella The Gymnast? by SPOONS Secret Agent Alice reviews
AU/All Human: Bella is a depressed gymnast. She has 2 brothers, a father and a mother, and great friends, but she feels all alone. What will happen when she meets the sweet and lovable Edward, a musician, can he save her... from herself? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,765 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Harry and the Founding of Happiness by teddylonglong reviews
Little Harry asks Santa to take him to someone who loves him. Will Harry be able to find a home in the magical world? Time travel to the Founders' time and back to modern time's Hogwarts! Partly childfic, partly OOC, Completely AU! Abuse!Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,269 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Helga H., Salazar S. - Complete
Harry and the Staircase to the Founders' Portal by teddylonglong reviews
Harry's strange dreams lead Severus and Harry to the Staircase to the Founders' Portal and to a four-year-old Tom Riddle. How will they change the future by preventing Tom from becoming the Dark Lord? Completely AU, partly OOC. SSLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,722 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 6,207 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
HBP movie summary: Crackfic by Emily Waters reviews
HBP movie script. Crackfic. Containes movie spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Technological Karma by Craic agus Ceol reviews
A Ben and Riley "How They Met" story involving a rainstorm, Star Wars references, and a broken computer. Slightly AU, for no cubicles are involved. Also contains a little h/c, because I can't keep it away.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Staying Edward by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
How did it come to this? - Sequel to 'Making Edward' - The author has now stopped being such a moron, and is continuing this story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kiss Me by amberpire reviews
Bella sucked a breath through her teeth, her blood racing with nerves. Hearing Alice talk like that made her body shiver because love does things like that to you. "Kiss me, Alice." ;Bella/Alice;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Anticipate the Expected, Do the Unexpected by BreetanyaViolet reviews
Once upon a time…Once upon a day…Once looking at a boy…Once upon this boy's shoulders…The world sat." Harry ponders his life before he marries Ginny and comes to some startling revelations and decides to take charge of his own life. Canon til Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,738 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Black Wings by Harpy Wings reviews
as the clock struck midnight Harry Potter came into his inheritance, with this new development came a life mate, but if Harry doesn't find and bond with his mate by his 17th birthday...they'll both die...DMxHP, RWxHG, OCTN AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,915 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Fundamental Pleasure of Being Hated by coffeeonthepatio reviews
A Severus Snape Soliloquy about why he likes being hated. Not at all depressing - rather funny. M only for one f-word and a few other swear-words. Sorry, couldn't help myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Edge by fembuck reviews
One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Feeling Different by Emily Waters reviews
Severus/Harry/Draco. The three of them are in an established relationship, but each of them finds a way to... feel different. Angst/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
I Plead Insanity by iamanevilgenius reviews
When Harry and Draco came out of the closet they never quite expected the reaction... Especially not Luna. Rated for insanity and a bit of language. Oh, and I have mentioned this is a crack!fic?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deepest Fear Revealed: Rewritten by Potterworm reviews
What if Harry Potter faced the boggart that day in Professor Lupin's class? What if his deepest fear was not a dementor? Watch as a simple boggart rocks the foundation of Harry's world and the world of all those who know him. Warning: child abuse *hiatus*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,243 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry and the Turn of the Tide by teddylonglong reviews
What if: Voldemort was really dead, Harry had managed to change a certain spell, the wards around Harry failed after only six months and Harry was taken to Hogwarts? MMAD,PPAbD,LESS,HP?. Childfic, AU, partl.OOC, Abuse!Dursleys Rating T. Revised June 2009
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,937 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Poppy P., Harry P.
National Treasure Redux v5 by White N Nerdy reviews
REPOST-sort of. It's the film “National Treasure” with a just-when-you-thought-you-couldn’t-take-it-anymore new twist. Ian has kidnapped Riley outside of Ben’s dad’s house...and the stuff that didn't happen in the other reduxes happens.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,385 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
A Dirty Rag and a Feathered Duster by teddylonglong reviews
A conversation between Fawkes and the Sorting Hat in the company of Dumbledore and McGonagall. Just a little drabble inspired by Healer Pomfrey's stories about the Sorting Hat. Completely AU, bad language. Prequel to "Fawkes, the better Sorter?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Fawkes, Minerva M. - Complete
Emerald Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
After Harry is caught exploding a cauldron in 2nd year Potions, Snape insists he keep a firm hand on the boy he must secretly protect. However, Snape discovers that there is more to the twelve yr old than unruliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,843 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lost Boy by Writeurlife reviews
Locked in a cage for six years, Harry is found abused, neglected, and virtually wild by none other than Severus Snape. Will he ever become a normal child, or will six years of abuse prove to me too much for him? Read chap 5 A/N
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,008 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Setting Dusk by CuriosityRedux reviews
Graduation has finally arrived, and for Bella, life as a vampire isn't as carefree as she expected. With a pack of angry werewolves, a vengeful vampire, and a mysterious bout of fainting spells haunting her, what's a girl to do but turn to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,095 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007
Red Deck by Aki Vos reviews
Chika should have listened to Shito and not gone through Ferryman's desk. Maybe it wouldn't have gotten them sucked into a different dimension.
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Chika, Michiru - Complete
Sexual Magic by Emily Waters reviews
Ancient form of sexual magic is discovered: in order to defeat Voldemort, Harry needs to shag Snape. To save the world, Harry sets out on a quest to bed Snape, appealing to all fanfiction cliches known to man to get the job done. Humor, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Billow by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snarky Severus Snape is forced back to Hogwarts five years after the fall of the Dark Lord by a desperate Headmistress McGonagall. Transfiguration Professor Granger is less than impressed. Bickering, fights and lots of points lost. Eventual HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tech Support by AngelofMusic1899 reviews
Oneshot: Ben needs Riley's help. No slash!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Your Very Own Riley Poole Guide and Manual by Jaeh reviews
Have you availed of our new Riley Poole product? Here's your very own owner's guide and manual! Contains tips and specs for your very, very hot-and-brand-new Riley Poole Product!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Riley P. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7839 - Favs: 7,388 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Convergence by Aqua Lion reviews
Riley didn't think he was looking for someone to trust; after all, it didn't work out too well the last time. Benjamin F. Gates and his treasure hunt? Just a distraction from old wounds. ...Maybe. Then again, maybe not.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,317 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Ursa Fructose by BandGeek58407 reviews
In which Edward buys a six pound bag of very inedible gummy bears and refuses to share anyway. Cue chaos. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward - Complete
Clocks by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
Riley stays awake far too late, and he pays for it. Oneshot, total fluff. Not slash. Rating for a tiny word.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Riley's Pride by storylover18 reviews
As story about Riley arguing for his pride, not willing to give into the demands of Abby and Ben. Can you figure out what the demands are? Please review! Now finished!
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Riley P.
Shito's Birthday by Orange-Butterfly100 reviews
It's Shito's birthday, and he doesn't want to celebrate it. When Chika tells him that he understands the reason, what will happen? Shito x Chika fluff. Part one of two.
Zombie-Loan - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Chika, Shito - Complete
An Umbridge Free Day by teddylonglong reviews
Severus watches as his colleagues have obvious problems at breakfast, before he lets his schooled eyes skim the Great Hall for the culprits. A Weasley prank? Or not? At least the Gryffindors are going to have a party! AU, set in Harry's fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
What did you do to Bella? by BerryBella reviews
EMMETT!" I yelled "What did you shove up her nose?" Her hair was dyed a horrendous electric blue with iguana green stripes. Oh my god. "And WHAT did you do to her hair?" Funny! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
Bored by ashimaru reviews
Chika has a problem. He's bored. He thinks annoying Shito will help, but Shito proves himself more helpful than Chika had thought. ChikaxShito. Hinted SotetsuxMichiru. Fluff.
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Chika, Shito - Complete
Harry and his Little Advent Calendar by teddylonglong reviews
What if Voldemort didn't kill the Potters on Halloween but intents to come after them on Christmas Eve? Watch 17 months old Harry open his Advent Calendar every day until Christmas and try to save his parents. Will he succeed? Completely AU. A Childfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,105 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil Makes Work For Idle Thumbs by Maths Is Immortal reviews
Quil and Embry are bored, and their sleepy little town has little to keep them amused. What are two teenage werewolves to do? The Cullens are about to find out. Practical jokes and mischief ensue! K to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Quil Jr., Embry
Pants by AngelofMusic1899 reviews
Everyone has a lucky charm. What happened to Riley's? R&R to find out!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Riley P. - Complete
Real Illusion by Tsuby73 reviews
Harry Potter is badly abused by the Dursleys, but he finds a new way to defend himself. Could this be "the Power the Dark Lord knows not"? Who is going to help Harry? Harry-Snape bonding/mentorship. AU Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mike's Plan: The Mike Challenge by jerzeychick375 reviews
Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to get Bella away from Edward. Mike is a litte ooc.RxR please! Disclaimer: i own nothing! Enjoy Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to win Bella's heart away from Edward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,503 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
There Is Something About Riley by QuierdoMusic reviews
ONE-SHOT This has nothing to do with my other story. It's Pre-NT... about Riley... and his college time :D Read-and-Review NON-SLASH!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Jamie Snape and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Original Dark Angel reviews
Sequel to Jamie Snape and the Chamber of Secrets. Under Snape's protection, Jamie and Draco Snape begin their Third Year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, despite the threat of Sirius Black. AU. HarryadoptedbySnape fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3513 - Favs: 5,626 - Follows: 3,488 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Encounter with a Snake by hestiaA1 reviews
Very AU! For those who asked for more stories in the same universe as "Encounter with a Squid", this one is set a year earlier. How do Severus et al deal with Harry's emerging powers? Very mild CP; lots of manipulation of poor Severus by naughty Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Encounter with a Dark Lord by hestiaA1 reviews
Very AU, set in the same universe as my other 2 "Encounter with..." stories. This is the promised prequel, explaining how Nana & the Uncles came to care for Harry. Be warned: more sad, less funny, since it deals with the aftermath of the Potters' deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
72 Hours and Counting by BandGeek58407 reviews
Riley tries to occupy himself during a bet that says that he can't stay up for five days straight by typing whatever comes to mind. Silly and nonsensical. Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Riley P. - Complete
Fossils and Frog Spawn by Gillian Middleton reviews
Sequel to Snape's Vocation. The boys meet Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Great Cookie Disaster by momoko213 reviews
It started off as any other normal, rainy day. Or at least that's what Chika thought.
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Finding a Home by hestiaA1 reviews
AU-Sequel to "Finding a Family", "Losing a Book", "Adding One More", "Sharing a Family", and "Saving a Friend". This is the last one! Deals with where Harry will spend the summer. Mostly Harry/Snape with some Draco. Mention of corporal punishment
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saving a Friend by hestiaA1 reviews
AU-Sequel to "Finding a Family", "Losing a Book", "Adding One More", and "Sharing a Family". Read those first. This one deals with the Trio's discovery of the Basilisk and the Chamber - and Snape's response to that. Contains corporal punishment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,684 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sharing a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - One shot. Sequel to "Finding a Family", "Losing a Book", "Adding One More". You are strongly encouraged to read those first. In this, Draco and Harry each react jealously to the other's relationship with Snape. Warning: mention of corporal punishment
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adding One More by hestiaA1 reviews
AU!Sequel to "Finding a Family" & "Losing a Book". Lots of Harry, Draco, Snape. Angst and hurt/comfort a-plenty! Pls read the other stories first or you will likely be confused. Contains corporal punishment and mention of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,991 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing a Book by hestiaA1 reviews
AU! Sequel to "Finding a Family" - I advise you to read that first. This story picks up immediately afterwards and is in response to those readers who requested more of Hermione and the addition of Draco. Note: references to corporal punishment and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Encounter with a Squid by hestiaA1 reviews
Very AU! Harry as a 6 year old, Snape with a gooey center! Harry is caught foolishly trying to explore Hogwarts' lake, and Snape must bring himself to discipline the boy. Contains very mild corporal punishment. 1 prequel, 1 sequel now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oreo Addiction by katiesquilts reviews
Shito doesn't like oreos. Chika loves them. Shito'll learn to live. ChikaxShito one-shot possible two-shot limey, 2nd chappy would be a lemon Kinda fluffy-ish, I suppose.
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2008
What Lies Buried by BandGeek58407 reviews
Sequel up! Post-BoS When Sadusky arrives at the Gate's home and exposes Riley as a felon in hiding from the FBI, Ben has no clue what to think. Is his best friend really a cold-blooded criminal, or is this all part of some larger scheme?
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,613 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Finding a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and the Mystery of Age by teddylonglong reviews
Sequel to ‘Harry and the Unexpected Christmas’! Having been deaged in his sixth year Harry starts again with different priorities, other friends, and unlikely allies. Completely AU, partly OOC, Severitus, Childfic, AbuseDursleys, Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 145,000 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
This New Life by The Ivory Raven reviews
Harry's memory is erased, leaving him without any knowledge of his past...or future. When Snape is forced to help in his recovery, unintentional bonds form, linking Harry to his potions master and a certain blond Slytherin. Severitus and HP/DM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,424 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Loosen up my Buttons by Zackeh reviews
Some smut between two lovers in a broom closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dinner Should Always Be Followed By Dessert! by The Ivory Raven reviews
Draco and Harry sneak into the Shrieking Shack for some 'alone' time together and discover how fun it is to play with your food. This is a one-shot accompainment piece to another story I wrote, but can be read seperate. Warning: slashy stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Lecture by chocolablvr reviews
Draco gives a lecture to a group of abused first and second year Slytherins. Child abuse!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Happy Endings by etherian reviews
A tragedy after the final battle leads to love. Takes place during the sixth year, but this is wildly AU and the characters may be somewhat OOC. Written on a whim and just for enjoyment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry and a Sick Anniversary by teddylonglong reviews
Harry is sick and has to take care of his 4 kids. Fits the epilogue of my story "Harry and the Mystery of Age" but not required reading. Completely AU - only read if you're as sick as I was when I wrote it, otherwise you'll think it's crap...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry and the Easter Bunny by teddylonglong reviews
Seven-year-old Harry and Neville experience Easter at Hogwarts with Minerva and Severus. Side story to my story "Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster" reading of the main story is not required
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Happy Birthday? by Anonymous Eli reviews
Ben's birthday is coming up, and he, Riley, and Abigail are preparing for the big day. But when Riley gets into trouble - trouble that could cost him his life - Ben must save the day again.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Harry and the Lovegood Family by teddylonglong reviews
The Dursleys didn't want him - but maybe someone else did. At the moment only a one-shot, later maybe more. Completely AU, Child fic, Neglect/Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Reading the Signs by goldencompass reviews
Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry and the Elixir of Time by teddylonglong reviews
At the welcoming feast Poppy notices that eleven year old Harry is wearing glamours, Severus looks after Harry during the first year, and together they decide to go on a time travel. Will they be able to save Lily? Compl. AU, partly OOC. Re-written 9/2008
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,523 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry and his first Valentine's Day by teddylonglong reviews
Five-year-old Harry likes 'Baltines Day'. Completely AU. Just a short, cute child fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and the Different Childhood by teddylonglong reviews
When Harry is found at his relatives, beaten and injured, it is more than potions and magic can heal. Snape decides to try something truly extraordinary to give Harry the childhood he deserves. Completely AU! Re-written February 2008!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,933 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry and the Unexpected Christmas by teddylonglong reviews
Someone is in for a huge surprise on Christmas day, which isn’t really a Christmas surprise. A family story. Completely AU, partly OOC, childfic., Abuse!Dursleys. Sequel: "Harry and the Mystery of Age"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 173 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In the Closet by Cyanide666999 reviews
Shirt story about Harry and Draco in a closet. HarryDraco and a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweeney Todd Condensed by Sans Papiers reviews
A slightly altered version of Sweeney Todd. This involving Anthony saying 'like' more often then the cast of 'Laguna Beach' put together, Johanna shooting up the asylum with a semiautomatic, and Sondheim's Lovely Obvious Hammer. Hilariosity ensures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
The Real Reasons by Alleu reviews
Draco Malfoy: Veela. Harry Potter: Mate of said Veela. Oh this is going to be fun!harrydraco slash! lovely veelaness! Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,059 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
A Journal Entry by Sirius wHelp from the Llamas by plungers-rock-my-socks reviews
Sirius has llamas in his head and random fun ensues. Llamas,plungers,and all things random can be found by cliking the button to read my story! Warning: Those who do not like llamas should not read this story. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Green Eyed Tears by aeramus reviews
Post-GoF. Because of a son’s desperate wish, James Potter finds himself thrown back into the land of the living. But the miracle soon becomes marred as he learns of Harry’s nightmarish past and the horrors that await them both…Under revision.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Stuck in a Closet-How Cliche by nightsummer reviews
Harry and Draco are stuck in a closet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Strength Within by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
AU! With Neville Longbottom as 'The Boy Who Lived', things are interesting enough. But when Harry goes blind From Cruciatus before 6th year, life gets even more difficult. HBP spoilers! Chapter 5 up. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,133 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 4,073 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
A Bit of Paint and Canvas by margotllama reviews
ONESHOT.“No,” the portrait said, gently but firmly. “I am not here, Neville. Albus Dumbledore is dead—I am just a bit of paint and canvas.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Neville L., Albus D. - Complete
Jamie Snape and the Chamber of Secrets by Original Dark Angel reviews
AU CoS. Dobby never stopped the mail and as a result, Severus Snape has to rescue our hero from Privet Drive. The only way to keep him safe requires an Unusual Adoption. Abuse via Dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,079 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 308 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nice going, Pothead by Willowbooks reviews
COMPLETE Harry & Draco get stuck in a closet. All dialogue. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unwell by Phantomsgirl04 reviews
Young Harry Potter isn't feeling well at Number Four, Privet Drive...who will help him get better?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What My Mother Taught Me by Saber Girls reviews
You learn all sorts of stuff when Leia is your mom... My mother taught me about KITCHEN APPLIANCES: '... and this is why we never put thermal detonators in the dishwasher.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Leia O. - Complete
The Closet by Lily Michelle reviews
Harry discovers that the closet is not the most comfortable place to be. SLASH. Thanks to my beta readers, Kahlia, Christine, and Carin. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Owl and the Puppydog by Gillian Middleton reviews
Sequel to Mine and Snape's Vocation, where Sirius Black returns to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by fantasylover12001 reviews
COMPLETE! Tired of Harry hiding his feelings for Draco, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands and drags a reluctant Ron with her. Poor Harry and Draco are in for a tough year...established RHr, DH, mentions of SD, CG, and NL. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,550 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Vocation by Gillian Middleton reviews
Sequel to 'Mine'. Snape and Harry settle down and learn more about each other. These chapters can be read as individual stories, but I have further chapters written and planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,982 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Scream if u know what I did in Azkaban last summer by twodollartrick reviews
In the first year he fought Voldermort. In the second year he fought Voldermort. In the third year he fought Voldermort...yeah we get the picture. But how will Harry cope with fighting a dumb killer? Parody of Scream. (COMPLETED)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ebony Orb by tati1 reviews
Going from when Harry was four to first year. What if the Dursleys were WAY abusive? What if Snape saved his life? What if...Harry was tossed into a competition BEFORE GoF? NOT for kiddies. Story is very big on abuse. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,363 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2003
Mine by Gillian Middleton reviews
Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Addiction by Dorthey Star reviews
[complete] Hermione struggles through addictions to drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, and Jay. Draco is her rock and her strength and he sees the pleas she sends to her family and friends who are blind to her suffering. DHr. R for drug use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 185 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Proposal by BreetanyaViolet reviews
One shot fluff fic for the holidays! Harry proposes! Need I say more???
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Deep Inside he Cried by moon-dragon3 reviews
Harry is abused by the Dursleys but won't tell anyone. Snape helps him. Finished! Please Read and Rate!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,127 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fire... and Ice! by Millicent Bulstrode reviews
Draco/Harry epic romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Coming Out of the Closet by lise reviews
Draco and Harry make the decision to come out into the open about their relationship...and ridiculous situations abound. ^^ *SLASH! Draco/Harry*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2001 - Published: 11/14/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
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FML, This is awkward reviews
Hi! I'm Fable, and this is my FML story! Warning: Short, although some are hilariously funny...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009
FML Outtakes And Mistakes reviews
The things that happen when I make typos and elaborate on them! Must read FML story first or it might not make sense! Gimme some love :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bella
Only Fooling Myself
Songfic! A little vague. Suicidal mentions, depressing feeling, what happens when Edward dies? Only Fooling Myself-Kate Voegle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Epically Awesome Adventures With The Cullens reviews
The Epically Awesome Adventures With The Cullens. Warning: Not responsible for damaging of mental health, extreme use of Dora The Explorer, Drugs, Mike Newton and Bubbles. -But not in that order- Co-written with Flurffee. Heh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010
Crackfic reviews
Formerly co-authored with Pixie/PrincessVolturii. Bella dominates, Jasper has SERIOUS issues with inanimate objects, Emmett is just a tad delusional, and Edward seems normal...but we all know the truth behind that ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
Blood reviews
Continued! Summary: My parents bodies appeared...Their screams echoed in my ears…Their blood trickled down the wall…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella
The world has been destroyed, Wait, I'm Bella Swan reviews
Why? Why did this have to happen to me? Why can’t I just have a normal life, no Victoria, no Mike, what did I do to deserve this? This isn’t punishment. This is torture...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Victoria
A Twist In Fate reviews
What happens if Edward found Bella in an alleyway before they were supposed to meet? And what if Edward snapped? What will happen to poor, helpless Bella now? Rated T/Rewritten
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Last Night Never Happened reviews
What happens when Emmett wakes up after finding out vampires can get drunk and pass out? ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Emmett, Mike
Bella's Dream reviews
Bella's Dream. Worth reading ; Oneshot. Bella has a very crazy dream involving Edward, Jasper, Alice, Mike Newton, and alot of weirdness...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella - Complete
Renesmee Goes To School reviews
Renesmee Goes To School...What could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Random Stories! reviews
Just random stories I had on Twilight Archives. Im writing more. Hehe. SHOW SOME LOVE AND REVIEW! One and 2 shots will be added here, too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
Bella's Blocked Nose reviews
Bella wakes up one day with a snotty nose, how will Edward react? Will he listen to her when she says she's okay, or will he go to such lengths as to 'cure' her? One-Shot. SHOW SOME LOVE AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett Gives Billy A Helping Hand reviews
Emmett give Billy a helping hand, but how DOES Billy end up in Canada? I got the idea from jewelthebrat, it's on her profile. Disclaimer: Im not SM. I don't own twilight, I just like to manipulate her characters. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Emmett, Billy - Complete