Author has written 10 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Phineas and Ferb, Maximum Ride, NCIS, Inception, and Harry Potter.
Hi! You've reached Gpeach6's profile page. Good for you! This part thingie will be from the original owner of this account (me), but I will allow my best buddy, with whom I now share this account, to say something if she would like to but after me, because I'm just cool like that. Oh, and the avatar (left) belongs to another person on deviantart. I'll put the name up as soon as I find it.
In other news: My fic, Meet Lucy for Percy Jackson and the Olympians is officially discontinued. I'm deeply sorry for any of you who were still following this story, but it was going absolutely nowhere. My best friend didn't want to take it from me, so here we are. Speaking of my amazingly awesome unnamed best friend (who is now sharing this account with me- she says hi), she will now be known as Max and I as Nudge. Max will be taking over my story for Maximum Ride, which is called It's Time to Save the World Again. If you just read that whole thing without wanting to kill me, give yourself a cookie and a pat on the back.
Books: Maximum Ride, The Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, The Infernal Devices, The Heros of Olympus, The Red Pyramid, The Help
TV Shows: NCIS, Chuck, Glee, Criminal Minds, New Girl, iCarly, NCIS LA, Firefly, Pretty Little Liars, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Victorious, Suits
Movies: Mamma Mia, Hairspray, The Sound of Music, RENT, Serenity, Harry Potter, The Tourist, X-men: The Last Stand, Inception, Titanic, I Am Legend, Beauty and the Beast (yes, the Disney movie- it's a classic!)
Singers/Bands: Boys Like Girls, Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Paramore, The Band Perry, Randy Travis, The Dixie Chicks, All Time Low, Guns and Roses, The Beatles, Avril Lavigne, Maroon 5
Songs: "Unwritten"(Natasha Bettingfield)Breakaway" (Kelly Clarkson), "Hero/Heroine" (Boys Like Girls), "Dance Hall Drug" (Boys Like Girls), "I'm Yours" (Jason Mraz), "The Only Exception" (Paramore), "If I Die Young" (The Band Perry), "Shoulda Been a Cowboy" (Toby Keith), "Check Yes Juliet" (We the Kings), "Rolling in the Deep" (Adele), "Gives You Hell" (All American Rejects), "Dear Maria, Count Me In" (All Time Low), "Don't Stop Believin'" (Journey), "Hello Goodbye" (The Beatles), "The Story of a Girl" (3 Doors Down), "Weightless" (All Time Low), "Live Like We're Dyin'" (Kris Allen), "Miss Independent" (Kelly Clarkson), "Keep Holding On" (Avril Lavigne), "The Lazy Song" (Bruno Mars), "I'll Cover You" (RENT cast), "No Day But Today" (RENT cast), "Light My Candle" (RENT cast)
Characters from Books/TV Shows: MR: Nudge (last name?)
PJO: Grover Underwood
MI: Isabelle Lightwood
HON: Stevie Rae Johnson
HP: Ron Weasley
NCIS: Ziva David or Timothy McGee (depending on my mood)
Chuck: Morgan Grimes
Glee: Blaine Anderson
iCarly: Spencer Shay
THG: Primrose Everdeen
TLH: Piper McLean or Leo Valdez
TID: Tessa Gray or Jem Carstairs
NCISLA: Marty Dekes or Sam Hanna
Firefly: Kaylee Frye
RENT: Mark or Angel
Beauty and The Beast: Mrs. Pot
Pretty Little Liars: Spencer Haystings
The Nine Lives of Chloe King: Alek
Victorious: Andre Harris or Cat Valentine
Suits: Mike Ross (I know almost everyone will say that, but he's just so loveable!)
"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"
"You'll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar"
"Treat other people the way you'd like to be treated"
"Quitters never win, and winners never quit"
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes me unhappy, cranky, and hungry"
"You can't judge a book by it's cover"
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it." (Haha. I love that! I got it off someone else's fanfiction profile. Thank you, whoever I took that from!)
"Forget regret or life is yours to miss." -Mimi (RENT--line of the song "No Day But Today")
"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, and I'm more of a woman than you'll ever have." -Angel (RENT)
"Looks like Little Timmy missed the short bus this morning." -Anthony DiNozzo (NCIS)
"Back off, McFlower-Power. You've had your time to speak." -Anthony DiNozzo
"Ugh. You're such a boy. You have to use a moist toilette."
"Don't touch my face!"
"It's just a moist toilette, Finn!" -Finn and Kurt (Glee)
"For the sake of my sanity, will you please stop calling me Probie!"
"I say it with love..."-Tony and Ziva (NCIS)
"Why are you here?"
"Couldn't live without you... I guess." -Tony and Ziva
"Don't be such an eager pla-ty-pus."
"It's eager beaver. Not pla-ty-pus." -Tony and Ziva
"I talked to Ziva yesterday."
"You don't bowl with nuns. I should have known."
"I do! But Ziva made me promise to keep it a secret."
"Why would Ziva care that you bowl with nuns?" -- Abby, Tony, and Ducky
"So, the test results came back already?"
"Yes. I'm pregnant. McGee is going to be very proud." Ziva and Tony
"Quick, give me a kiss."
"They're still looking at us."
"Yeah, it was worth a shot." -Arthur and Ariadne (Inception)
"If and when you meet my friend, and I do mean if, what would you say?"
"Be careful... Handle with care... Contents... priceless." Tony and Ziva (Eep! Tiva moment!)
"Life comes at you like a giraffre, you just gotta grab it by the neck." My friend, Perry (I know I spelled giraffe wrong; there's a reason for that that i don't feel like explaining...)
"Okay, so today we're going to learn about the excretory system."
"Ahh, poop." - me and my science teacher, Mrs. Thomson. (After that, I poked my friend, Pimmy, and we started laughing hysterically, and I slapped my knee. She asked us if everything was alright. It was really funny.)
"You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter where a train will take you?"
"Because we'll be together." -Mal and Dom Cobb (Inception)
"Would you rather become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone?" -Saito (Inception)
"She locked something away, something deep inside her. A truth she had once known but chosen to forget." -Cobb (Inception)
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw them in the face of the person that gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for." -Jace (Mortal Instruments)
"Do you have any special talents?"
"Other than my amazing fashion sense?" -Fang (Maximum Ride)
"I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't confront his inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well, you're doing a fantastic job." -Jace and Luke (Mortal Instruments)
"No, it's just me, though I've been told the resemblance is startling." -Luke and Simon (Mortal Instruments)
"The nod means, 'I am a badass, and I recognize that you too are a badass.' But they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain." -Simon (MI)
"No. I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens, make rude gestures at nuns." -Jace (MI)
"You said you went for a walk. What kind of walk takes six hours?!"
"A long one?" -Alec and Jace
"Actually, I like to think that I'm a liar in a way that is uniquely my own." -Jace (MI)
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them on E-Bay..."
"Selling them on what?"
"A mythical place of great magical power." -Jace and Clary (MI)
"I love you. I'll love you until the day I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." -Jace (MI)
"You could have anything else in the world and you asked for me."
"But I don't want anything else in the world." -Jace and Clary (MI)
"What are you doing here?"
"Ouch. You elbowed me."
"Well you landed on me." -Jace and Clary
"Unfortunately, we're all out of bitter revenge, so it's tea or nothing." -Hodge (MI)
"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who wants to take a bath with the duckie." -Jace (MI)
"You can't out-run me! I'm wearing tube socks!" -Tony DiNozzo
"I am a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar." -Wash (Serenity-the movie version of Firefly)
"And remember-- I can kill you with my mind." -River Tam (Firefly)
"My food is problematic." -River Tam
"My sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." Simon Tam (Firefly)
"Jayne, you're mouth is talking. You might want to see to that." Malcom Reynolds (Firefly)
"Get in line!" -Wash and Malcom Reynolds (Firefly)
"Ya'll were watching, I take it?"
"Did you see us fight?"
"[It's a] Trap." -Malcom Reynolds
"Today I was pompus and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever!" -Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
"Do you know what your sin is?"
"Aw, hell, I'm a fan of all seven, but right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath." -Malcom Reynolds
"Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." -Malcom Reynolds.
"Dear Buddah, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket." -Malcom Reynolds
"Yes, sir, Cap'n Tight Pants." -Kaylee (Firefly)
"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries."
"Oh, God! I can't know that!"
"I could stand to hear more." -Kaylee, Malcom Reynolds, and Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
"Oh my God! Oh my God! We're gonna die!" -Malcom Reynolds and Wash (Firefly)
"So, do aliens walk among us?"
"Yeah, and one of 'em's a doctor." -Inara and Kaylee (Firefly)
"As with other situations the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." -Someone from Firefly... don't feel like lookin' it up...
"Inara, do you think you could stoop to being on my arm?"
"Will you wash it first?" -Inara and Malcom Reynolds
"My one regret in all this is never being with you."
"With me? You mean to say... sex?"
"I mean to say."
"Hell with this! I'm gonna live!" -Simon and Kaylee
"So, she's added cussing and throwing things to her repertoire. She really is a prodigy."
"It's just a bad day."
"No, a bad day is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle. Understand? Ever see cattle stampede when they got no place to run? It's kind of like a... a meat grinder. And it'll lose us half the herd."
"She hasn't gotten anywhere near the cattle."
"No, but in case you haven't noticed, her voice kinda carries. We're two miles above ground and they can probably here her down there. Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed. Though I would take it as a kindness if she didn't."
"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds if given the adequate vaccuming systems."
"See, morbid and creepifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." -Simon, River, and Mal
Weird moments in my life...
This one requires a bit of background... So, my 6th grade geography teacher and 8th grade grammar teacher seems like your normal grumpy teacher--"tuck your shirt in, mister" "that skirt is way too short, missy" "get your tests signed the day after you get them back or your grade will suffer"-- from the outside, but once you get to know her, she's secretly pretty cool and nice. This was an arguement between me and Max that she resolved.
me: "No way! Ziva is way cooler! She's a ninja!"
Max: "Nuh-uh! Gibbs is the awesomest!"
me: "You mean most awesome? 'Awesomest' isn't a word. Anyway, it's totally Ziva!"
Teacher: [walks in the room] "No arguement-- Gibbs." [Gibbs slaps us both and walks away shaking her head as we both stare at her with our jaws on the floor]
Me[walks into my bathroom to brush my teeth, sees my parents in there, totally normal-looking, sitting in the bathroom and having an in-depth conversation] Hey... what's goin' on here?
My mom: Just talking.
Me[continues to stare] ... In the bathroom?
My mom: Yup. Good a place as any to have a conversation.
Me: Well... that's a little weird. I kinda have to brush my teeth.
Parents: [stand up and walk out with a magazine as I continue to stare at them weirdly]
Me: Woah! Mom, how are you just floating on your stomache like that?
Mom: I am one with the water.
Me: Hey, Kurt, Matt's on the phone if you wanna talk to him.
Brother[Stands up and runs as fast as he can to the basement]
Me: Uhhh... [Follows him to the basement and finds him just standing there]
Brother: [Gives me a wild, wide-eyed look and darts back up the stairs, leaving me to stare after him in confusion]
Me: [Sitting, reading calmly in my room]
Brother[Walks in, carrying an unopened cup of apple sauce]
Me: Uh... hey?
Brother: [Opens apple sauce, drinks it]
Me: Watcha doin' in here?
Brother: Eatin' some apple sauce.
Me: I see. But why in my room?
Brother: ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!
Me: Umm... what?
Brother: ROCK AND ROLLL!
Me: Why are you in my room?
Brother: [Looks around] Oh, yeah. That. My show's not on 'till ten.
At the check-out counter with my close friend Pimmy (below), we put our awesome HP-themed t-shirts on the counter. One says "Gryfindor," the other "Slytherin."
Checkout Lady [amiably making conversation, it seems: So, who has Slytherin?
Pimmy: [raises hand] Hi.
Checkout Lady: You suck.
After, we continue on to have a whole conversation about Harry Potter, in which the scary tattooed guy who was actually really nice joined.
My brother, my neighbor Matt, my parents, and I were setting off little fireworks in our driveway one clear Fourth of July. A car pulls up, and a tan, thin old lady smoking a cigarrete in silk pajamas hops out. The rest of us assume she is Matt's grandmother, and we welcome her with open arms, shaking hands and making introductions.
Woman [After everyone but Matt has introduced themselves: My name is Rainbow Cookie. And who is this young man?
Matt: I'm Matt.
We all just figured they were joking.
Rainbow Cookie: Do you guys want some fireworks? I've got some in my trunk.
All: [general signs of agreement]
Matt [pulls us aside while the woman is digging in her trunk: Do you guys know this lady?
Me: Wait, you don't know her?
Matt: No. You don't?
Brother: We thought she was your grandmother!
Matt: I've never seen her before in my life!
Rainbow Cookie: [comes around with a box of fireworks, asking my stepdad to assist her in lighting them and finding that they are mostly duds] Oh, crap. Well, I should be going, now. It was nice meeting you all. Have a rainbow life! [Shakes all of our hands, hops back into her cluttered creme car, and drives away]
I swear that really happened.
My extended family and I are at the beach. My aunt is leaving a message on my cousin's phone, standing next to her mini van. A pony walks up, sticks its head in the trunk of the van, and emerges with our bag of rolls in its mouth. Seeing this, my cousins and I yell for my aunt. She turns around, noticing the horse eating all of our bread.
Aunt [Still speaking into her cell phone: SHOO! SHOO, HORSEY, SHOO! SHOOOOO! GIVE ME THE BREAD! SHOO!
Guess who was really confused when she checked her messages that evening.
I go up to my room one night, in search of my uniform, so I can set it out for tomorrow morning. Unable to locate one of the plaid sacs I am forced to wear, I call down the stairs for my mom, who seems to be half-asleep on the couch.
Me: Hey, Mom! I can't find a jumper to wear for tomorrow!
Mom [loudly and forcefully: Find somethin' else to wear!
Me: Uh... I would, ya know, if I was allowed.
Stepdad: She's asleep.
Max was over at my house. I went to the bathroom and came back to see Max with her arm around my giant stuffed bunny. Confused, I stare as she begins to speak.
Max: Oh, Fangy Wangy Bangy Boy!
Me: Oh my God. I'm scarred for life.
As my class of eight sits in math, doing some review work, an old truck drives by, smoking and emitting a constant put put put.
TallGagafan: Haha. Watch it just explode.
BOOM! Our jaws drop, staring around at each other with wide eyes. A shocked silence falls upon the room as we all stare at each other, until someone's expression becomes one of understanding.
Classmate: That's the elementary school down the street. They're setting off cannons, remember?
Okedokie! So these are some of the couples I ship from TV shows, books, etc...
Maximum Ride- Nudge/Iggy; Max/Fang
The Lightening Theif- Percy/Annabeth
Harry Potter- Harry/Ginny; Ron/Hermione; Neville/Luna
NCIS- Tony/Ziva; Abby/McGee; Gibbs/Jenny (I was so sad when she died! They belonged together!)
iCarly- Carly/Freddie or Sam/Freddie (I can't really choose...)
Chuck- Chuck/Sarah; Morgan/Alex (Casey's daughter)
Glee- Rachel/Finn; Artie/Brittany; Tina/Mike; Will (Mr. Schuester)/Emma (Mrs. Pillsbury); Kurt/Blaine (heehee); Sam/Mercedes!!!! (They're so cute! I love this!)
House of Night- Zoey/Stark; Stevie Rae/Rephaim; Aphrodite/Darius
Mortal Instruments- Jace/Clary; Isabelle/Simon; Alec/Magnus
The Hunger Games- Katniss/Peeta
The Lost Hero- Jason/Piper; Anabeth/Percy; Leo/Thalia (Yeah, I know that since she's a huntress this is next to impossible, but a girl can only hope!)
The Infernal Devices- Will/Tessa (even though he's a total jerk! :P)
NCIS Los Angeles- Kensi/Dekes
Firefly- Simon/Kaylee; Inara/Mal; Zoe/Wash
Pretty Little Liars- Aria/Fitz; Spencer/Toby
The Nine Lives of Chloe King- Alek/Chloe (I like Brian, but I feel like Chloe and Alec have a more realistic relationship with better chemistry); Amy/Paul
RENT- Mimi/Rodger; Angel/Collins; Morene/Joanne
Victorious- Andre/Tori; Robby/Cat; Beck/Jade
The Red Pyramid- Carter/Zia; Sadie/Anubis(even though this is probably impossible, considering their situation...)
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
RANDOM: POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE FUNNY THINGS THAT HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEANING AND IF YOU HATE RACISM!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
My best friends... (yeah, I took that from you "rufusthecat" if ur reading this, don't be mad, be glad!)
Max: My bestest buddy and right-hand girl. She's a gymnast, a soccer-player, a volleyball player (at heart- I don't know if she still plays? Do you? I know you're reading this!), reader, a tough-girl (when she has to be), but totally nice. She has the curliest blonde hair you've ever seen (like noodles, right, Fangette?) and could beat up most of the guys in our class. We come as a package deal and have so many inside jokes it's insane.
Ella (or Abby): Haha. She's super-sweet and extra-funny. Her laugh and smile are both contagious. She's also an excellent drawer.
Fangette (or Pimmy): She's more of the silent, love-you-but-you're-totally-freaking-me-out type. She's also really super pretty with dark eyes and dark hair and tan skin. She's a very strong person--one of the strongest I know-- and an amazing singer, dancer, and artist. We always laugh when we hang out together.
Ducky: So smart and witty and quick on her feet that you won't know what hit you! She's so sincerely nice, but she's also sarcastic at appropriate times. She switched schools on us :(, but we stay in touch. We're still really great friends and share interesting conversations including alliteration, bikinis, goldfish, throwing corn, and animal crackers.
Igita: Well, the first thing that comes to mind is that she's super-duper funny and girly when the time is right. She has bright blue eyes and fiery strawberry blonde hair. She's got lots of personality and... Well, if you know her, you know the rest.
Love you, guys!
Thanks for reading!
HI i am unnamed best friend otherwise known as Max. My bestiest, Nudge has given me part of her account! yayyy! I will be writing or finishing Maximum Ride: It's time to save the world again. Few things: I am a tree hugger, I love sarcasm, and my best friends are the greatest people but the wierdest people! So I did gymnastics for about 7 years, I was going into level 8 this year, when I had another knee injury. Basically my body needed a break. So right now, I am taking a break from gymnastics :( I miss it a lot. But I get to start tumbling soon! But, I'm tumbling for cheer-leading. I know what you're thinking ew Max? A cheerleader? But no, we're not like that, we are actually good, and we have to wear uniforms at our school, so please don't stereotype, me or anyone else. I also do volleyball and soccer.
So if you know me, I can be a bit...irritating to put it nicely. But my friends still love me somehow:
Nudge- Right hand woman. Well...talkative. The most optimistic person I know. She is also super friendly, and super pretty ( always tanner than me :(..)She talks way to much for her own good, but always makes people laugh when she does talk too much. Always is full of actual logical thoughts,( though not at night. Hey, Max! My leggggg!) like the fortune cookies, unlike most of my friends. :)She is also a fantastic writer, and a completely thoughtful person. We're like two peas in a pod. Seriously I don't know how we get along, because we are so different. Shes is an inspiring, strong girl, maybe not physically (she's a klutz) but mentally. I love her like I love BACON! That's a lot. :)
Ella/Abby- Woah. A ermm...special kid. She always know what to say though, and can always make you laugh. One time in my yearbook she wrote woah Gib! This pen is blue! And then she was done. Yeah, that is Ella in a nutshell.
Ducky- One of the smartest people I know, but can always make me laugh whether she is being sarcastic or she is just being ... her odd self. Sometimes she will go off on long rants with big words and Ill just sit there and gape at her. It's fun. She is a great athlete and a great friend.
Iggita- Hmm...well there is so much you can say about her. She has a great... flair to life. We may not always get along, but we always end up making up and laughing. We're both too stubborn for our own good. She is a sarcastic, idiot. ;) Just kidding. I love her to death, sometimes literally.
Fangette- We have had our differences and our fights ( I do with a lot of people), but we have always made it through, and stuck together. She is one of the strongest people I know. She is a great dancer and artist. I love her like I love cheez-its!
"It's not about what you got, but what you do with what you have""Love is like a bar of soap; once you think you got it, it slips away ""Heres to the future because im done with the past"
"Today i ill be happier than a bird with a french fry"
"Mission: to do nothing today, Mission accomplished"
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift; thats why its called the present"
" You can't buy happiness, but you can by chocolate ice-cream that's close enough, right?"