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Author has written 19 stories for Batman, and Mass Effect.

About Me:

I'm a self-confessed nerd/geek who balances those pleasures with the demands of my inner muse and the joys, trials and tribulations of real life. Mostly by faking it, with the occasional bit of serendipity.


Update (January 16, 2015): After over a year of planning and preparation, I am pleased to announce The Hero Rises--my take on Mass Effect 3 and its DLCs--has started posting. I can't promise any radical departures from canon or a brand new ending that will magically fix all the flaws, sins and crimes--real or otherwise--of ME3 and, by extension, the Mass Effect trilogy. However, I can promise Shepard doing his darndest to save the galaxy (again) despite the Reapers, Cerberus, the Council, ancient prejudices and his own doubts and guilty conscience.

I can also promise a little, shall we say, motivation. For every 100 reviews The Hero Rises receives, you will receive a reward. Consider it my way of thanking people for not only reading my chapters, but taking the time to write back.

100 reviews: UNLOCKED! See below for a teaser of the next chapter of The Hero Rises.

200 reviews: I'll post an original one-shot set in the Heroverse.

300 reviews: to be revealed

400 reviews: to be revealed

500 reviews: to be revealed


Teaser: The Hero Rises, Chapter 13

"And who authorized you to hold my race hostage?" Wrex retorted, rising to his feet. Two salarians raised their omni-tools at him. He glared at them contemptuously before using his biotics to send them flying into the wall. Pulling his shotgun out, her took a step forward...

...then stopped when he saw two laser sights trained on him--one firmly centred on his head, the other dancing between his head and his throat. I followed the laser beams back to two more salarians. Snipers, obviously. Not wanting to wait until the shuttle landed, I jumped out of the shuttle. Thankfully, I only had to drop a metre or so. I led the squad to join Wrex, just as three more salarians arrived. "Halt!" one of them snapped, as they raised their guns and omni-tools.

The squad instinctively raised their own weapons. We stared at each other, waiting for someone to make the first move. Or make a mistake. Yeah, that would be bad. Someone had to break the tension. Preferably in a way that didn't involve bullets flying through the air.

"Don't hit my face."


Mass Effect Timeline

At this point, I'm doing enough bouncing back and forth in my fanfics that readers (new and old) might be confused. Here is a list of my fanfics (complete, in-progress and (immediate) future) in chronological order:

The Prankster's Hero--takes place before Accidental Hero of the Galaxy. From Shepard's POV.

Have Yourself a Hero's Little Christmas--takes place sometime between The Prankster's Hero and Accidental Hero of the Galaxy. From Shepard's POV.

Accidental Hero of the Galaxy--a novelization of Mass Effect 1 from Shepard's POV.

Run, Hero, Run--a oneshot occuring at some point during Accidental Hero of the Galaxy from Shepard's POV.

Something from the Citadel--what really happened before Garrus went to Omega and became Archangel. Takes place between Accidental Hero of the Galaxy and The Hero We Deserve. From Garrus's POV.

The Hero We Deserve--a novelization of Mass Effect 2 from Shepard's POV. Includes the ME2 DLC Overlord.

The Hero's New Clothes--takes place during The Hero We Deserve, before Shepard recruited Jack.

Archangels of Light and Darkness--another adventure starring Garrus (from his POV), Shepard and a couple lucky (or unlucky) souls. Takes place during The Hero We Deserve.

The Hero Who Loved Me--scenes and events from before, during and immediately after Mass Effect 2 from Miranda's POV.

In the Hero's Shadow--a novelization of the ME2 DLC Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC from Shepard's POV.

Hero's Dozen--takes place between In the Hero's Shadow and The Measure of a Hero. From Shepard's POV.

The Measure of a Hero--a novelization of the ME2 DLC Arrival. Mostly from Shepard's POV.

The Woman with the Raven Hair--takes place shortly after The Measure of a Hero. From Miranda's POV

The Hero Rises--a novelization of Mass Effect 3 from Shepard's POV. (will begin posting in January 2015)


Cat-Tales Timeline

When I first started out, I wrote a few stories taking place in the Cat-Tales universe, an alternate take on the DC universe by the brilliant Chris Dee. In case anyone's curious, she's also responsible for the cover pictures that grace some of my fanfics. For more of her work, I encourge you to check out .

One of Those Days--a oneshot showing how the Riddler just can't get a break. Takes place at any point in Cat-Tales.

WoZ--a oneshot involving a group of individuals who occupy a valuable and oft-overlooked niche in Gotham's underworld. Takes place sometime between Cat-Tales#53 and Cat-Tales #60.

Don't Fear the Z--a spinoff to Cat-Tales #60: Don't Fear the Joker.


Thanks for reading. I hope there's something here to help you pass the time.

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That Which is Greater by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
What if, instead of being sent to an unattached Buy More worker, the Intersect winds up in the mind of a man with a life...and a daughter? Chuck, Sarah, and even Casey face hard truths about spying, life, and duty in this alternate telling of canon.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,184 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
What Fates Impose by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Joining the CIA wasn't anything like Chuck Bartowski hoped—five years in a bunker just sucks. When Bryce Larkin sends him the Intersect, it's up to Chuck and Bryce's ex-partner Sarah to deal with the fallout of Bryce's betrayal and save the day. COMPLETE.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 479,027 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
That Which is Greater: The Christmas Story by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
It's Christmastime and it's two curmudgeonly spies against one Violet Bartowski, her rather unusual Christmas present, and...a Christmas tree? References, conflicting feelings, five year olds, and holiday cheer abound in the latest Greater story.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,654 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
That Which is Greater: The Happiest Place on Earth by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
In Anaheim sits 85 acres packed with people, animatronics, very few exits, and surrounded by traffic slower than your average tortoise. Sounds like the perfect place to take the number one intelligence asset in the country...and his 5-year-old daughter.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Trophies by chris dee reviews
Trophy. From the Latin tropaeum, a prize, memento, or monument to an enemy's defeat. Of course in the Batcave, it might mean something else.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
The 405 Gets Plowed by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
It's always bad when Casey reaches for the Johnnie Walker Blue Label. Today, it's worse. Chuck and Casey must keep the Adorable Psycho from destroying L.A. in this harrowing tale of passion, automobiles, and ammunition. Frea takes on the AP, y'all!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Adorable Psycho vs the Nine Months by mxpw reviews
A life changing event occurs between Chuck and Sarah. As a result, Casey freaks, Chuck deals, Sarah rampages, the government panics, and Los Angeles is declared a disaster zone. Will anyone make it out alive when the 9 months are up?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B.
Cain & Abel: Service in His Shadow by Mike Stormm reviews
Commissar Ariel Abel didn't want much in life, just to do her job and be noticed for her hard labour. Too bad her career is about to be overshadowed by the enormous, and fraudulent, reputation of Hero of the Imperium, Commissar Ciaphas Cain.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 147,304 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Do No Harm by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 59: Untold Tales from the first year of Bruce and Selina's relationship.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,887 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Adorable Psycho's Letter of the Law by Wepdiggy reviews
Chuck and Sarah have come to an agreement as it relates to Sarah's apparent blood lust, but that agreement can be so hard to adhere to! Especially when brunettes are chatting up the nerd. Part 3 of the Adorable Psycho saga. No previous reading required
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sarah W. - Complete
Demon's in the Details by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 58: Ra's al Ghul. Atlantis. Batman. What could possibly go wrong?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,620 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Not My Kink by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 57: Five weeks. Catwoman is no crimefighter. Never has been. Never will be. She just has to get through these next five weeks.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,602 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Armchair Detective by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 56:Some nights you get to swing across the city on a silken batline, pose on rooftops like an ever-present Angel of Justice, and pummel bad guys to the pavement with a satisfying thump…Other times you have to sit and exercise the little gray cell
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,380 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
I Believe in Harvey Dent by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 55: Sooner or later, everyone has to face the past
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,921 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
War of the Poses by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 54: All Sly wanted was to get through Vault's opening night without running out of bourbon. He never meant to crown Catwoman queen of the underworld. Nevertheless...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,742 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Short Tales by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 53: Interlinked tales of Bat, Cat, and Gotham.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,463 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Vault by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 52: The Iceberg burned down? An opportunity for Batman might not be very good news for Selina... or Gotham nightlife... or Swiss banking.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,629 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Riddle Me Tropolis by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 51: Edward Nigma has had enough of Gotham, and really, who can blame him?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,515 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Johnny R./Dark Ranger - Complete
00000—001 by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 50: A double homicide in Gotham's Park Row, one witness, juvenile. Unsolved.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,355 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Blueprints by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 47: With nearly every Rogue in Gotham up the river, that must be good news for Batman, right? Right? RIGHT?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,959 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Gotham Post by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 46: Once upon a time a tabloid went too far, Catwoman responded, and Gotham has never been the same. Wait til you see what happens this time.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,638 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
String Theory by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 44: That's not an infinite crisis. THIS is as an Infinite Crisis.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,558 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Napoleon's Plan by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 43: Ra's al Ghul has a plan, a simple twopart plan: First we show up. Then we see what happens. What could go wrong?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,309 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Ra, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Deja Vu All Over Again by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 42: Hugo Strange, Beloved, The Post giving prominent Gothamites a radical makeover... Ever have that strange feeling this has all happened before?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,593 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
Identity Element by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 41: A Hell Month like never before as fallout from Identity Crisis reaches Gotham
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,051 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
Polishing Silver by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 39: The Journal of Alfred Pennyworth offers a below stairs perspective of life at Wayne Manor.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,941 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Alfred P. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 37: Luthor resigned, Riddler knows, Talia is... Story Concludes in Chapter 10Evolution
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,846 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Complete
World's Finest: Red Cape, Big City by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 36: a JLAin't Crossover when Clark and Lois come to Gotham. Chapter 8: Thou Twofaced Jerkwad Thou!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,293 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Complete
Go Rin No Sho by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 35: The Book of Five Rings: Samurai Manual of Combat Strategy. The problem? How can Bruce Wayne be a playboy with a livein girlfriend?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,314 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
An Iceberg Tale by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 34: Sometimes even rogues want to go where everybody knows their name
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,739 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Complete
Cattitude by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 33: 'Selina had no one defining moment that made her Catwoman …but she didn't spring out of the sidewalk at age 23 wearing a catsuit either'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,503 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Complete
Splitzville by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 30: Joker and Harley have split up. Meanwhile far from Gotham ...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,645 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
Awkward Pauses by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 28: A Cat—Tale and Twofaced Tale running in parallel
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,222 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Cyril S./Knight, Two-Face - Complete
What's New Pussycat by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 21 Heard the Latest? The Gotham RumorMill is humming louder than ever...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,607 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Complete
Knight Life by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 20 An ordinary night in the life of Batman... before complications set in.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2002 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Complete
Dearly Beloved by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 19: The good luck mojo old, new, borrowed and blue is in place...and now...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Barbara G., Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Something Blue by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 18: Blue: 1 a primary color 2 offcolor, suggestive or lewd
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Complete
Something Borrowed by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 17: Borrowed like borrowed, or borrowed like STOLEN? This isn't a Martha Stewart Wedding
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2002 - Published: 3/7/2002 - Complete
Something New by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 16: Joker in Arkham doesn't necessarily mean Joker's out of the game.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Complete
Something Old by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 15: Joker's back. But it's Alfred's archenemy, Anatole, the French Chef from next door who may be the greater cause for concern...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002 - Complete
Times Gone By by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 14: No one could foresee what Dick & Barb's engagement set in motion
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,348 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001 - Complete
Knight Before Christmas by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 13: You think mistletoe is deadly? Stay away from the rumballs.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2001 - Complete
Catfight by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 4: You all know what a catfight is, right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2001 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Normal by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 2: After 'A Girl's Got to Protect Her Reputation' Batman and Catwoman try to make sense of their relationship
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/13/2001 - Published: 4/17/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2001 - Published: 3/8/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
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The Hero Rises reviews
When time has run out and the Reapers come to consume all in their path, then a hero must rise to lay old conflicts to rest, rally allies and enemies alike and challenge fate for the sake of the galaxy itself.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,059 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/5 - Miranda L., Shepard (M)
The Prankster's Hero reviews
There's more than one way to be a hero. Thankfully for Shepard, some of those ways don't involve risking your neck. Some of those ways are actually FUN.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,776 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Archangels of Light and Darkness reviews
My name is Garrus Vakarian. I've travelled to many places and many worlds during my misspent life, but none as wretched as Omega. Haven for criminals, renegades and monsters. Many of them are hunting for a prize that could destabilize the galaxy and the idiot who has it. They'll kill him if they find him. Unless I find him first...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,408 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Complete
The Woman with the Raven Hair reviews
Miranda Lawson has done the unthinkable: she's cut ties with Cerberus and she's fallen in love. But now Commander Shepard has turned himself in to the Alliance. What will she do now?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,369 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Miranda L. - Complete
The Measure of a Hero reviews
Some people are heroes because they can make the hard choices for the greater good. Some are heroes because they take responsibility for their actions, no matter what.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,482 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
The Measure of a Hero Teaser reviews
A brief summary of what 2014 has in store, plus an excerpt of my next, and long-awaited, fanfic/novelization.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
Hero's Dozen reviews
You would think that going planetside to pick up a package would be fairly straightforward. But when the planet is Illium, the package is intended for Cerberus and the man sent to intervene is Shepard, all assumptions go straight out the airlock.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,099 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Something from the Citadel reviews
My name is Garrus Vakarian. I used to be a cop. Now I help those who can't help themselves. I spend my days and nights on the Citadel, the glorious centre of the galaxy, trying to eke a living. It's not easy or glamourous, but it has to be done. Someone has to stand up, when all hope is lost...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,495 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Garrus V. - Complete
In the Hero's Shadow reviews
On some level, everyone owes a part of who they are today to people they met in the past. For Shepard, that means it's time to honour a long-overdue debt... and the inevitable trouble that comes with it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,002 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
The Hero Who Loved Me reviews
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Heroes come from all walks of life. None of that helped Miranda understand one Commander Shepard. For all she knew, he came from dark space.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,110 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
The Hero We Deserve reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,612 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
In the Hero's Shadow (Teaser) reviews
Teaser for my novelization of Lair of the Shadow Broker, which takes place after The Hero We Deserve and The Hero Who Loved Me. Will be deleted and replaced by the actual first chapter of In the Hero's Shadow next year, so save your reviews, etc. for 2013.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L.
Have Yourself a Hero's Little Christmas reviews
Shepard wasn't asking for much. Just some time off during the Christmas holidays to relax and catch up with friends and family. Naturally, the universe wasn't so accomodating.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Hero's New Clothes reviews
All Shepard wants is a new set of clothes. One that didn't come from Cerberus or the extranet. No fuss, no muss and definitely no shooting. Is that too much to ask?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Don't Fear the Z reviews
A spin-off to Chris Dee's Don't Fear the Joker, from the perspective of everyone's favorite band of lair-builders.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Accidental Hero of the Galaxy reviews
Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,673 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Run, Hero, Run reviews
No one likes boring, grind-type side quests. Heroes, villains, everyone else-they all hate them. The difference lies in how they handle it. This is how one particular hero tried to cope.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
One of Those Days reviews
Ever have one of those days when everything goes your way?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
WoZ reviews
Why set up a lair when you can have the professionals do it for you? A newcomer to Gotham is about to find out the hard way. Takes place in Chris Dee's Cat-Tales universe.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
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