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Joined 08-04-09, id: 2035719, Profile Updated: 03-04-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Name: Huey

Gender: Male

Age: Old Enough

I like to play video games. If you have Xbox Live or PlayStation Network, feel free to add me so I can kick and humiliate your ass, Vice Versa...

Xbox Live: Limywhile boy

PlayStation Network: Relaxja12

I have the kind of attitude that nobody wants. Maybe it's because it's appalling, but I seriously doubt that. Maybe it's because I am not funny in anyway and those poor souls just don't understand my grand sense of humor when I decide to let all out, I don't know. Maybe they just can't handle the awesomeness that is Huey and realize any attempt to handle it is futile. All I know is that I am fucking awesome and a one of a kind.

My points of view are very free in a way, like, for example, the kind of shit I will and won't read.

Some of examples are:

Yaoi: Seriously I have no problem with anyone who is a homosexual, but I just can't read it. I tried once and I just couldn't do it. I tried to ignore and skip all of the romance but I just couldn't continue! To all of the people who like that kind of stuff I may not understand how you can read it, but I respect your taste and say read away!

Stupid-Naruto: This is...possibly my biggest annoyance. Reason? I don't need some fucking reason other than it annoys the shit out of me.

Incest: I know some people are into this and, you know, good for those people, but I just don't understand why you could like reading about two family members boning each other.

Harry with out a back-bone: Every hero should have a back-bone and bitch-slap every asshole who gets in his or her way! Harry Fucking Potter should stand up to everyone who insults him, or accidentally steps on his shoes! I mean he is a Gryffindor!

I'll add more when I come across them, but that is my biggies!

Favorite Naruto Pairings:

Naruto/Tenten

Naruto/Rin

Naruto/Any OC that isn't poorly written

Shikamaru/Ino

Shikamaru/Temari

Least Favorite:

Naruto/Any Male

Naruto/Any Sibling

Naruto/Sakura

Naruto/Hinata (Fuck this pairing!)

Naruto/Most Adult Females

Favorite Harry Potter Pairings:

Harry/Pansy

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Luna

Harry/Daphne

Least Favorite:

Harry/Any Male

Harry/Any Grandma like Character

Harry/Any Adult Female (Seriously, most of the adult characters are older than the dirt I walk on.)

Harry/Ginny (Fuck this pairing, too!)

Ron/Hermione (Fuck this pairing as well!)

I like to write about characters being dark and that is why I write mostly Naruto and Harry Fucking Potter because those two have huge chances of flipping out and going ape shit on everyone! I mean like look at their lives!

My view of violence is a rocky cliff that has no serious point to it. Everyone says you shouldn't fight and try to resolve your differences with words. But words are what usually start the problem. Calling a someone a fat bitch isn't going to solve differences, it's going to cause differences! Differences as in you now have a bruised eye and they now look better than you. Now I can't fight for shit and I am fully aware of this! So what I do is when some ass-face starts yelling at me for talking to their creature of a girlfriend I instantly get on the defensive and think of ways to kick their ass. They could be bigger than me and their chin could be a third fist and I would still think of a way to beat their ass, which is usually kicking them in the shin or ass, whatever area my foot hits first.

Now I am not a man who likes to kick a man while he is on the ground, but if I officially made you my bitch I will gladly let the world know! I will do anything to win because getting punched in the fucking face doesn't feel too great! Now I will try and apologize if I did something to harm you, whether it's hurting your pride or ego, I'm not picky, but if you persist on making the situation a problem I will gladly solve you like a math problem. Now, there are times that I get my ass kicked and the only thing that gets hurt is my pride, but that's fine because I don't have much of that anyway so I don't lose much.

I can't remember where I was going with this, but at least I got some kind of point across!

Rule of Life: If you're winning, everyone else sucks. If you're losing, everyone else is cheating.

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Entourage reviews
In an attempt to have a new life away from Konoha, Naruto decides to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Years 1-7. Not Yaoi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 180,425 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - [Naruto U., Pansy P.]
Euphoria reviews
A white, aromatic, sweet tasting liquid. Made completely by accident, and dangerously addictive, this potion will control your actions, thoughts, and maybe even your life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Harry P., Pansy P.]
Malevolence reviews
The Villagers taught me how to hate, they showed me the weakest points in the body, and they taught me how to kill. Whether it'll be in the past or present, I, Naruto Uzumaki, will teach them how to fear!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,750 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U., Rin