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I'm a Kiwi living in Australia. I enjoy reading and hope one day to have the courage to write - once I have the right plot bunny :)

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Back to Life by alliz reviews
After a broken engagement, Bella finds herself back in her hometown working for her sister and brother-in-law. Her past and present come full circle when she realizes her high school boyfriend, Edward, will be working with her. Their ending was explosive, causing Bella to keep a secret from him all these years. Is it better to know you're alive by living, or to keep yourself closed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,588 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Bella - Complete
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 16150 - Favs: 7,114 - Follows: 5,049 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Selkie Wife: A New World by Lissa Bryan reviews
Sequel to THE SELKIE WIFE "I will find you again, my love." As one life ends, another begins. True love never dies. For twenty years, Bella has searched for Edward. She finally discovers him again, in the New Plymouth Colony. Will Edward's soul remember hers? Will he fall in love with his selkie wife again as they build another life together in this new world? Rated M/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,061 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,567 - Reviews: 4680 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 3,257 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
The Counsellor by Michaelmas54 reviews
Edward is a successful Hollywood actor on the verge of a breakdown, so he walks away from everything and unexpectedly finds help from a kind stranger who listens to his story. A story with humour and angst, laughter and tears, told in flash-back, and rated M for loving moments, language and citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,239 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Changing My Course by twilover76 reviews
Sparks fly when two strangers collide in the dark. Will Edward star in Bella's future, or will the politics of her life be too much for him to handle? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,892 - Reviews: 6470 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 4,587 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
50 Shades of Christian Grey by AnotherQuestionUnfolds reviews
50 Shades of Grey written in the POV of Christian Grey!The First Two Chapters are Part of Fifty Shades Freed, Fifty Shades More...
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,086 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Enchanted by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but the truth in a masquerade." – Alexander Pope
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 181 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Viewer 258 by wuogkat reviews
Twilight Fanfic. Special Agent Edward Cullen is assigned to train his former girlfriend, Bella, to mentally jump thru space and time, and collect intelligence for the US government. Science Fiction meets angst. Full Summary in Prologue. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,448 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20583 - Favs: 14,335 - Follows: 5,784 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Where Roads Converge by FluffyLiz reviews
A homeless boy, hitch-hiking in the snow, a woman on her own, running from an abusive relationship. Is she crazy to stop, or are their paths destined to cross? Can this mismatched pair find succour and salvation together, or will their pasts intrude and drive them apart? AH. Two-times winner of The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week Poll.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,139 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4832 - Favs: 5,600 - Follows: 4,254 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 4147 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Body of Work by TheSaintsMistress reviews
B is a gossip columnist.E is an arrogant NY socialite.When E is admitted into rehab,B will stop at nothing to get her story.On her mission,B will reveal things about E that will make her doubt her intentions,as more than the truth is uncovered.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,519 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Cosmic Love by LuxxOnFire reviews
When Christy, a New Orleans bar owner, finds herself thrown into a bizarre meet up with Kristen Stewart, she has no idea that the encounter will lead her into a very intense relationship with Robert Pattinson. *Mature content!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 194,956 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011
Turning Page by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is getting married in two months. But nothing seems right. Jake's not the man she loves... Turns out she's already married to Edward Cullen, a man she can't remember after her accident, and when they meet again, he's not letting her go twice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,187 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12897 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Even in Death by allienicole16 reviews
She loved him even if she was just his mistress. my first drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 102 - Words: 30,633 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14877 - Favs: 12,278 - Follows: 8,266 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6453 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14655 - Favs: 8,274 - Follows: 5,482 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Born to be Mine by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Six months after Jacob dies, Bella Black moves her young family to California to be with her brother. Meanwhile, across the country, Dr Edward Cullen is preparing for a similar move. AU AH OOC. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Caught Myself Robert Pattinson by yeskateison9999 reviews
Do you ever feel like nothing ever goes your way? You sit and watch those closest to you living your dream and they don't even realize how hard it is on you. And then, one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 81,988 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4328 - Favs: 4,278 - Follows: 4,758 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
MY ALL by 301Francesca1 reviews
Bella is a very efficient 32 years old business woman working with fashion designers and waiting for a promotion..Edward is a famous actor..28 years old..They meet in Montreal..in a class.. both of them learning french...two strong personalities..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,349 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Love Shall Ever Live Young by Starshinedown reviews
The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,958 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6263 - Favs: 5,528 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4718 - Favs: 6,247 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We're Married by dolphin62598 reviews
1st Place Winner Til Death Do Us Part O/S Contest Entry:A drunken night lands four friends in Vegas with the purpose of getting married. Best friends get to share their day with each other, but their spur of the moment nuptials don't turn out as planned
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12677 - Favs: 7,529 - Follows: 3,605 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7201 - Favs: 5,680 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Damsel in Distress by AmberStar63 reviews
Entry for the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge. A day off, a slightly unusual shopping list and Rosalie’s BMW – What could possibly go wrong? AU/AH, Rated M. **Won JUDGE'S PICK in the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4821 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sweetest Thing by magpye reviews
Bella is quickly on her way to being a married woman, but what happens when she questions her commitment? AU, AH, OOC. Rated M for future chapters. Nominated for Best Alternate Universe Human WIP at the Indie TwiFic Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,326 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Forever Young by IsabellClair reviews
This takes place right after Breaking Dawn. I'm trying to stay as close to the books as I can, but throwing in some of my own twists. Please read and review! I will keep writing as long as you keep reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 106,603 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 757 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good & Evil by bella c'ella luna reviews
A Bella & Edward love story, circa "Twilight." There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,374 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
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