Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.
I'm Lexi. I write. And read. Sometimes I eat, but it isn't really on my priority list right now.
Lexi: (Talking to her friends toes.) I'm Dr. Lestrange. The therapist. What is wrong with you today? Well, I am unappreciated! I may be small, but I am very important to the survival of this foot. Shut up, you are so small you have a Napolean complex Pinky. Hush up y'all, trying to get some sleep!
Diane: She is just talking to my toes, totally entranced. It's sort of scary, actually.
Jean-Marc: Sometimes I wonder...
Felicia: And I was thinking, if we moved...
Lexi: (Interrupts) Does anyone want some pudding right now?
Felicia: Lexi! As I was saying... (Blah blah blah)
Felicia: I don't want pudding!
Lexi: I was just going to ask if you wanted pie! Sorry!
Felicia: Random leap frog!
Hey All! I just wanted to tell you my friends on here, I mean, I like a lot of authors but these are the ones I stay in frequent touch with!
I NEED YOUR HELP!!
THIS SHOULD KEEP YOUR ATTENTION. I AM LOOKING FOR A STORY, THAT I WANT TO READ AGAIN. I READ IT BEFORE I HAD AN ACCOUNT, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. SOMEWHERE IN THE STORY, BELLA IS ON A HOSPITAL BED IN THE CULLEN'S HOUSE, AND SHE WAS CHANGED INTO A VAMPIRE!!
THEN MIKE AND JESSICA COME AND SOMETHING HAPPENS. THIS PART IS IN EDWARD'S POV, BECAUSE I CAN HEAR JESSICA'S THOUGHTS. FIRST SHE SAID THAT SHE JUST WENT TO BELLA BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE WITH MIKE, THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING LIKE I AM SO MUCH PRETTIER, AND THEN YOU HEAR A WOW OR SOMETHING WHEN SHE FINALLY SEES HER IN HER VAMPIRE FORM.
I ALSO WANT TO KNOW ANY STORIES THAT HAVE MIKE GO TO BELLA AFTER SHE IS A VAMPIRE, AND BEING A NUISANCE. SAME WITH TYLER, ERIC, OR JESSICA.
THANK YOU!! JUST EMAIL ME IF YOU COME NEAR A STORY LIKE IT. THANK YOU!!
LEXI THE GRATEFUL.
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"Omg Dont you think she should write a story where Jacob is the Vampire, Edward is the Werewolf, and Bella is a Fairy Princess or a Tiny magical Elf...lol that would be hailarious!"
"Umm... Sure, Felicia. That would be hilarious. Is it time to take your medication?"
"Umm... Not until 5."
No More Childhood Innocence, is a weird case. I was supposed to write something for language, and the first chapter came out. Yeah... I love it though. I'm going to put links to Bella's Clothes here, so if you would like to see them... I'm thinking of having Edward Cullen bullying her, and then comes Edward Masen... It would technically be the same person. I don't know anyone who has done that... So that is why I think it would be cool.
BELLA'S FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL OUTFIT: Okay. Imagine this but the dress has straps and she is wearing silver leggings down to the knee. And no feather.
BELLA'S EVERYDAY WEAR: Examples, people!
BELLA'S PROM DRESSES: Pick the one that you like most, put it in a review or PM me, and I'll tally!
QUOTES FROM FANFICTIONS:
"Listen buddy," Her normally excited voice that spilled words over each other in haste to get out of her mouth had changed. This was a voice I never heard before. It was filled with power, and she wore a careless smirk on her suddenly icy cold face. The dangerous calm of her voice made her all the more frightening. I was even a bit scared, and I've known her all her life. She continued, glaring her dark eyes. "I've been running for my life for two years. I have mutant capabilities incredibly strong, that are yet to be discovered. Right now, I'm feeling it's a good time to get out all of the suppressed rage I've been feeling. Right in the next room is a can opener. I can do very creative things with a can opener. Very creative, very painful things. I suggest telling the truth." -Nudge, Death by Camera by nudge-potter
Nudge, who was yelling into Max's ear, "MAX! THE WORLD IS ENDING! GAZZY'S BLOWN UP THE ATLANTIC OCEAN! FANG'S PROPOSING! IGGY'S STREAKING THE BUILDING WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON! ANGEL'S GOING GOTH!-" -Nudge, Dancing with Fire by Skittles31
"Fine," I sighed. "I'll go pounce on a Poptart. I think I can manage to subdue it into submission. I'm sure you'll come running if it gets to be too much for me and you hear my terrified screams for help. Attack of the mutant Poptart. I can see the headlines now: Mutant Poptart Mutilated by Vicious Vampire. 'Nothing munches my mate!' he screamed while passionately pummeling the Poptart. What do you think?" Changing the Future by DeydreamBeliever
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the history final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you get really sugar-jacked at a school function, and it takes three of your friends to get you to walk straight because your weaving, giggling, and smashing into lockers. Crazy is when you are reading a fanfiction and you squeal/yell/cuss at the screen, or you feel so embarassed for the main character that you leave the computer for half the day. Crazy is when you trip over your friends deck, fall into the pool below the deck fully clothed, emerge and yell, "I meant to do that!"If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is their Brail on the drive up ATM machine??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
People say I'm A.D.D! can you believe that there is NO WAY I'm A... Ooh! look! shiny!
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
READING is my OCD!!
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If it works, rip it apart and find out why.
"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."
"If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters.
"If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'
I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.
Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.
I didn't loose my mind; I sold it on eBay!
I am currently out of my mind; feel free to leave a message.
I am temporarily distracted by a shiny object.
When you talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.
I see dead people...and they say to stay away from you.
Our great defense against He-who-must-not-be-named consists of a con-artist, a few teachers, a house wife, a convict, a spy, a senile old man, a werewolf, a fellow who's hobby is collecting 'plugs', a half giant and a squib? ...we are so doomed...
A day without sunshine is like...well, night
Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls!!
By the time you finish reading this you'll realize I just wasted 5 seconds of your life!!
Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons; see my world is different!
Every Story Has an End, but in Life, Every End is a New Beginning!
Please make the little voices in my head shut up, they’re confusing me!!
In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.
Don’t upset me; I’m running out of places to put the bodies.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! (I love this one!!)
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.
Remember this: if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.
Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table.
We're friends - you laugh, I laugh. you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder, then go save your butt.
A good friend will warn you before you walk into a door, but a best friend will let you walk into the door and laugh.
You, me, whipped cream. Get the picture? LET'S MAKE SUNDAES! What in the world were you thinking?
What are you looking at? Answer: Air! it's everywhere!!
I called your boyfriend gay... he hit me with his purse
I didn't slap you!! I high fived you in the face!!
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone
Hating me won't make you any prettier. Nice try though.
Less is more and none is perfect. Unless we're talking about chocolate.
Just remember: some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
I managed to plan a whole world domination in History class.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"
Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
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Directions to Llama-land:
Left at the rainbow, Right at the unicorn. And if you've passed the penguin, you've gone too far.
When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either dateing someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Did you know chocolate is poisonous. The leathal dose is 22 pounds...I'm screwed.
Save the planet, it's the only one with chocolate.
One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. Three of us disagree with that, the fourth is undecided.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
Regular is personal, and things Felicia and I made up!
Felicia= Awesomest person to ever walk the planet! Lexi is my sidekick..Dont be jealous you all have flaws...EXCEPT ME!! jk LUV U.
FRIENDS: Look at you weird if you are wearing a wig and dancing to Stevie Nicks. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up there with you. ('Scuse me, need to join Felicia. Go Stevie! Felicia your wig is on backwards. Gawd Lexi, your cowboy hat is sideways!)
FRIENDS: Will lie and say you look good. BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "Wow! Where did you get that butt ugly dress? You better return it, or so help me..."
BAD FRIENDS: Likes the guy you like. EX-FRIENDS: Start to gush about how perfect they are for each other. Felicia: Ugh. That happened to me, Felicia. I was depressed. BEST FRIENDS: Will diss the bad/ex friends with you. Felicia: That's my Lexi!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will walk to him and say, "It's because your gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call up his cell and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Will help find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap him for you.
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Laugh and Say, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.
FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after you in the first place.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will help me find your way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will call your parents Mr+Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Will call your parents Mom and Dad.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
Dude, that is soooo me and Felicia. Lexi and Felicia= Besties!
Be optimistic. All the people you hate are going to eventually die.
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