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Author has written 13 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello fellow Fanficters! This account is owned by two cracktastic girls (the lovely Miss Asia and the Hero, Miss Kalee). We will be sharing this account and that might make it hard to figure out whose fics are whose. (To help the confused readers out here, Kalee's are a lot longer than Asia's and usually have a weird sense of humor. Hence the nickname The Comedy God.) So far, all the fanfics have been Hetalia related because, coughcough, it's the best damn show in the world! But something else is bound to crawl into or heads and take over.

So don't forget to fav and leave a review! (Hopefully only nice ones! :D) We love it when we get feedback so we know what we are doing wrong or right! (Also as a warning, I (Kalee) tend to write stories that have cussing in them. If that bothers you, please don't spam us telling us so. You have the choice not to read it if it makes you uncomfortable, and I have the freedom to write whatever I want. We will try hard to label the stories as best as we can. But if it's helpful stuff about cursing or stuff of that nature to keep us out of trouble, then tell us! But do so nicely.)

Hopefully, I haven't bored you to death with my giant text block about nothing good! This has been Kalee! Hope you enjoy our work! :D


Yo! Asia's taken over the controls now! For your convenience, here's a list of who wrote what:

Kalee:

In Soviet Russia, Seekers Hide From You!
I F-cking Love Hockey!
Western Skies
Hungary's Lullaby
My Heart is Yours
What Uncles Do Best

Asia:

USUK? Oh, Nay Nay
Stay By Me
They're Not Tears
Crack Files
Hetalia Shuffle

There's bound to be more! We've written a lot, it's small matter of getting up off our lazy butts and publishing them.

Asia again. Due to me being a bit of an asswipe, we've had a falling out between us, so this account is less likely to be used. Kalee has some old stuff lying around Google Documents that I might post (without permission >3>), but other than that...

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You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Feverish by Azumizai reviews
Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,563 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Canada
Not Always Right by GulaGardinerPunktCom reviews
AU. Alfred is on a vacation in London when he kind of becomes the hero of a really cute restaurant cashier. USUK. A lot of swearing ahead.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sunshine by Tanya Tsuki reviews
It's the morning after one of the best nights of Germany's life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by Vio the Great reviews
Denmark and Norway have the first fight of their official relationship, and Denmark has a plan to win his lover back: shower him with gifts! Denmark x Norway, Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Coffee Stain Removal by Lanaroolz reviews
Denmark thinks it's a good idea to get coffee at midnight, but his judgment was always questionable, anyway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
The Good Kind of Distraction by TheKingKez reviews
Denmark is actually trying to work for once, but Norway isn't in complete approval. He's also causing quite a distraction with what he's wearing, or rather what he isn't. DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by xPaperWingsx reviews
Tino is sick. Totally and desperately lovesick. Only he didn't know it. And neither did Berwald. SuFin Fluff. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Sweden reads Twilight by Koyanoko reviews
Sweden takes advice from the Twlight saga and uses A-M to do so! Poor Tino XD Human names used! I don't own Twilight or Hetalia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Puppy Mail Service by Crazee Canadia reviews
When Tino's dog went out for her usual walk, she wasn't expected to come home with a bunch of roses tied around her neck. Rated T for things at the end just to be safe. Hopefully not animal cruelty either, fluffy SuFin I guess
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
The 4th of July by Smart-chan reviews
Short, fluffy reflection on Alfred's birthday highly inspired by Brad Paisley's song 'Little Moments'. Shameless fluff in Al's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lullaby by Canadino reviews
Tonight is an out-of-character night, when we are not ourselves, just so we can show a side of ourselves we keep private. Or actually, Denmark pretends to have a more matured libido and Norway likes him more for it. Den/Nor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
FML by Chalupakabra reviews
It was just one of those days. One of those days when his pants wouldn't come off and Sweden had to be a knight in shining slacks and tie. It was a 'magic fingers' sort of thing. -Oneshot, SuFin, FML inspired-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
A Kiss by Cheetah Goddess reviews
One small kiss can spiral, leading to exciting paths. Ludwig/Feliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Heartmelting Smiles by PrussianPunkie reviews
Summary: What happens when Sweden gets some staring turned on him? How does he react to a taste of his own medicine? And will Finland ever overcome his fear of Sweden? SuFin oneshot. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Love Me, Dead by Inari Kasugawa reviews
Finland cares for an abused Sweden. I can't call it character death because countries don't die like that in my head canon. A bit of hurt, but the comfort/romance I think shines through.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Seeing Him Like That by PurePinkEtiquette reviews
Sweden and Finland have just abandoned Denmark, and Norway is the only one there to comfort him. Lots of FLUFF involved. DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
A Special Relationship of Questionable Identities by Special-USxUK-Relationship reviews
America and England have a Special Relationship… ‘Special,’ being the operative word. When Arthur’s mythical friends decide to try and save their failing friendship, the two nations wake to realize that they have switched bodies...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,987 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - America, England/Britain
Every Trick in the Book by Silvertails Tora reviews
Russia tries to charm America with various cliches. Meanwhile, America thinks the whole thing is an elaborate April Fool's Day prank. The START talks just got a lot more interesting. Written for the Russiamerica livejournal community; based on a prompt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
In A Different Light by ibbity reviews
Poland's thoughts immediately after "There's a side of Lithuania I don't know." Poland's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
You want Independence? by Deidara-the-akatsuki-artist reviews
Greenland wants independence. But what will Denmark say? or do? Norway is only a decoration in this fanfic 8D -ffff wishes Greenland wasn't used 8U -stabstabstab- I'll just put it as Norway -shrug--
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
My Canadian Man by Nanihoo reviews
Dancing alone in their remote cabin, it's her favourite and he'll gladly comply... even if it does mean embarrassing himself. Canada/Ukraine :One-shot:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Someone always gets hurt by TinyFlame4 reviews
Angst-ish story about a semi-depressed Denmark and a longing Norway. Onesided DenmarkxSweden. Slight cursing drunken Dane and upset Norwegian , does have an alternate ending... Tino Finland also included...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Everyone's a Hero by JabberwockSlayer reviews
America sings a song at a world conference. Pure CRACK. Based on the song, "Everyone's a Hero" from Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long blog. You have been warned. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/11/2010 - America - Complete
Decade and one by Purplefluffychainsaw reviews
Finland wakes in the night to the sound of snow fall, and ends up in the sitting room, watching the snow and thinking of all that's happened to him and his Su-san. Oneshot, SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
To Feel by IlluminatedShadow reviews
To love, to hate, to feel. We hurt those we love, as though we hated them. "I'll take your hate. And then I'll take everything else." One-sided Denmark/Sweden
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
You Are My Sweetest Downfall by Finian reviews
The story of Sweden and Finland in accordance to the song "Samson" by Regina Spektor. Shonen-ai...SuFin. ONESHOT. Uhhh rated T because of ideologically sensitive topics. Read it...I promise it's much better than my summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Manipulation by skykittt reviews
Sweden wants to sleep. Denmark disapproves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sweden, Denmark - Complete
CANADA WAS FROZEN TODAY by GULLINBURSTI reviews
What's the best way to end an argument, or in this case, shut America up? Shout the most hilariously random red herring there is: "I WAS FROZEN TODAY." One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Hockey by KSFWolfe reviews
America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
The quest for masculinity by BobMcBobinton reviews
AU. Being a not very masculine guy always sucked for Roderich, but maybe it was better then he thought.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Warmer This Way by xxxTsubasaHoLic reviews
It's night. It's cold. And you're stuck camping out with a ruddy git. What's an Englishman to do? Mild US/UK, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - England/Britain, America
Titanic by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
“She’s the ship o’ dreams, Arty. Safest ship o’ her time. C’mon, ye really don’ think I’d put me wee baby brother on a ship that could kill ‘im, do ye?”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,877 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Some scars are easy to hide by Obaka-kun reviews
Poland/Lithuania Russia Taken from Kink Meme To get under Poland's skin, Russia tells him in some detail about the awful things he put Lithuania through. Now that Poland knows, he is determined to give Liet some really gentle comfort sex. Poland POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
With a Little Help From My Friends by Canadino reviews
The Beatles were relatively famous in America. Could it possibly have anything to do with England? Maybe? ...yes, it does. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
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What Moms Do Best reviews
Finland and Sealand have some 'mother' son time to themselves. Can be seen as a companion to "What Uncles Do Best".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Finland, Sealand - Complete
USUK? Oh, Nay Nay reviews
Out in the fanfiction world, there are a lot of USUK fics. Certain plot elements start to repeat themselves. They will be featured here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
What Uncles Do Best reviews
While staying with Denmark, Sealand gets a little worked up over a thunderstorm. Luckily, Denmark knows just how to make Sealand feel better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Denmark, Sealand - Complete
Post Revolution Revilations reviews
Everyone knows how England feels when it comes to the Revolution/America's birthday, but, deep down, how does America feel? Written as a diary enrty in America's point of view right after gaining his freedom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Heart is Yours reviews
England's never been good at confessing his brotherly love towards his colony, America. He's surprised when the boy shares his deep feelings for his older brother. Written for the song: My Heart is Yours by Didrik Solli-Tangen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Crack Files reviews
Featuring every character, Crack Files is a series of one shots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010
Stay By Me reviews
Sweden catches a cold and decides to change the way Finland takes care of him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
They're Not Tears reviews
Denmark has bad allergies that cause his eyes to water. He's not crying. Really, he's not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Hetalia Shuffle reviews
Hetalia pairings set to songs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2010
In Soviet Russia, Seekers Hide from You! reviews
The baltic three must hide for their lives in sick and twisted version of "hide and go seek" with Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
I F Love Hockey! reviews
Canada takes Amercia to his frist, and probably last, Hockey game against Russia. Warning: There is a bit of swearing in this story, but no sexual refrences or anything, just to let you know
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2010 - America, Canada
Western Skies reviews
America has come a long way from being a small colony. Life is good and progress is still moving forward. He couldn't be any prouder but he can't help look back to the old days when things were a little simpler...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Western/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Hungary's Lullaby reviews
It's Valentine's Day once more and Hungary feels left out. But maybe Austria has a couple surpries for her on this day of love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Austria, Hungary