Author has written 4 stories for Darkest Powers, and House of Night.
hello. my name is kierney. i am 15 years old, irish, currently reside in California, pagan, love my brothers more than anything, and have to admit that i am completely obsessed with vampires, werewolves, and dead things.
i want to be an FBI agent or a consultant--so that im not necessarily required to go by the rules. makes things easier. i also want to be an author and have my first book published before i graduate high school.
reading is my favorite thing to do as is looking at the stars.
i watch lots of crime shows (including: NCIS, In Plain Sight, the Mentalist, Bones, Psych, White Collar, and Burn Notice) USA Network is my favorite. i also like the Vampire Diaries show but am kind of conflicted. its so different from the book. i mean, wheres Meredith? how can you cut a main character?
If you're one of those people who read the Vampire Diaries books and then watched the show and said, "WTF?! Where's Meredith?" copy this to your profile.
some of my favorite books are Twilight, the Vampire Diaries, the Percy Jackson and the Olympians books, the Bewitching mysteries, the Psycic Eye mysteries, the Ghost Hunter mysteries, the Vampire Kisses series, the Mercy Thompson series, the Georgina Kinkaid series, the Vampire Academy books, the Evernight series, the Darkest Powers trilogy, Need, the Immortals series, Katie Maxwell's Goth books, the Mortal Instruments trilogy, the Strange Angels series, the nightwalker series, the 1-800-WHERE-R-YOU series, the Stephanie Plum books, the House of Night series, and Rampant (who doesn't love killer unicorns?).
i love all movies with will ferrel, sandra bullock, and harrison ford.
i like rock and country music best. i dont really have a favorite band/artist but i like Three Days Grace, Bullet for my Valentine, Rise Against, Dashboard Confessional, MCR, Tokio Hotel, Breaking Benjamin, Taking Back Sunday, Taylor Swift, Dierks Bentley, Tim McGraw, Gretchen Wilson, Brooks and Dunn, Dixie Chicks, and Josh Turner.
also, i am a bit of a pyro. but dont worry. i have yet to set anything on fire. well... anything important at least.
Therapist = the / rapist ...scary thought.
"Everything here is eatable. I am eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." -charlie and the chocolate factory
Maddie: "Do you know what his first word was? It was Michael."
"Here's some spaghetti. You're very rude." -dane cook
"Muah ha ha ha. He told you not to. Muah ha ha ha. I am Windextor. I will cleanse your soul!" -dane cook
"PETER!!" -dane cook
Grandma: "Nicholas. Nicholas! Can you help me with this gallon of milk, right here, this gallon of milk? It's the heaviest thing I've ever seen in my life! I can't move it at all, this gallon of milk. Please, help me."
"You smell funny." -jack sparow, pirates of the caribbean
"May the flea's of a thousand camels infest your crotch!" -jan, eyeliner of the gods
Isabelle: "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
"This is an '81 honda! How dare you!" -vince, employee of the month
Mullroy: "I think he's telling the truth."
"M'kay." -mr mackey
Tori: "Where'd you leave him?"
Peter: "HEY! Hey hey, hey, hey... hey. Stop it."
"The kids don't like it when Mommy and Daddy fight." -abby, NCIS
"Goddammit, Butters..." -various characters from south park
Simon: "Real men are terse. Laconic.
"But Mooooooooom!" -cartman, south park
"Tax returns 1997!" -dane cook
Special Agent Smith: "Is he your boyfriend?"
"Who's to call off said terrible beastie?" -jack sparow, pirates of the carribean
Magnus: "Is he dead? He looks dead."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." -sadam, south park
"Shake and Bake!" -ricky bobby, talledaga nights
Phil: "You're not really wearing that, are you?"
"Pee pee touch?" -salim, you dont mess with the zohan
"Aw, are you gonna rape us?" -butters, south park
Jill: "So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was 'hurtin for a squirtin'?"
"You should keep your ho on a leash. Bitch's running wild, man." -andy, 40 year old virgin
Trevor: "I know there's a part of you that wonders what it would be like."
"Oh, yeah!" -kool-aid man
"I thought he looked better." -chloe, the awakening :)
Hater: -in video- "Whoo! We're all gonna get laid!"
"Oh good, the itchy kind, my favorite. Does this one also have small pox?" -maxwell smart, get smart
Max: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good." -Goddess Nyx, marked
Tex: "Please, please! I don't want to die!"
"Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon." -alan, the hangover
Simon: "So. Looks like you and Derek are getting along again. What happened? Did he give you the look?"
"Stupid bull dog!" -charis, not talking about actual bull dogs :)
"Penis..." -eyes dart around room- -brennan
Random Girl In School Hallway: "Jaaaaaaaaarreeeeeed!"
Nick: "Love you."
"Brooke, if you don't stop whining I will put you back in the oven! I swear to God, I'll do it!" -brennan
"That's what she said." -various characters in my life
"Not all of us have photographic memories with subtitles. Regardless of whether or not they're in Swahili." -christy