Author has written 25 stories for Sweeney Todd, and Nightmare Before Christmas.
My name is Eleanor, you can call me Ellie, Elle, Nora, Nell or Ella. Though I really prefer Nellie, because that's the nick-name my family and friends use. PLUS, IT'S MRS. LOVETT'S NAME, WHEEEEE!!-XD. My favorite color? Red. My birthday? June 9, same day as Johnny Depp, cool cucumbers!
I love musicals: SWEENEY TODD, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rent, Wicked, Phantom Of the Opera, Chicago, West Side Story, Hairspray, The Wild Party, and on.
Movies? Movie musicals for sures. TWO WORDS-TIM BURTON! MORE WORDS-JOHNNY DEPP AND HELENA BONHAM CARTER! Oh, and did I mention JOHNNY DEPP?! Death Becomes Her (Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn-funny.) Julie and Julia! Devil Wears Prada. I already said Mamma Mia. Juno. All HP movies. Shock Treatment (sequel to Rocky Horror-though nowhere as good.) The Incredibles. Finding Nemo. Misery, other Stephen King books gone movie.
TV Shows? That 70's Show, Family Guy, Simpsons, House MD, 2+1/2 Men, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Thoery, Everybody Loves Raymond, South Park and on. Yeah, I actually still like so kids cartoons like... Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Music? SHOWTUNES! Emilie Autumn, Evanescence (well, Amy Lee), The Beatles, some Cyndi Lauper. I'm ashamed by myself, I forgot the include the most amazing male singer I've ever heard. The Phantom may be 'The Angel Of Muisc', but I certainly could never exlude this beautiful angelic guy. My guy, JOSH GROBAN!! Yeah, I'm lovin Joshie, sos what?
Books? Sweeney Todd (I've read it more than 10x.) All HP books. The Black Sheep. Wicked/Son Of A Witch. Other Gregory Maguire novels. Ghostgirl, Audrey Wait!, Stephen King novels, clearly. Edgar Allen Poe, even thought that would technically be under poems! (The Raven, The Black Cat, and T-T H rock!) Thump thump, thump thump, thump thump!
I've seen people do this, I want to try it, please? Pat yourself on the back if... 1) If you don't judge people on looks or size, just on stuff that matters (personality).
2) If you think a musical about a barber seeking revenge on the man who imprisoned him for a crime he didn't commit, gets revenge by killing people, and a baker who loves him baking the remains into cannibalistic meat pies. Or a musical about two normal people getting a flat tire, then finding help and new experiences through some very flamboyant characters, and some Transylvanians. IS BETTER than a musical about a bunch of teens singing about life in high school. (Stuff that happens in real life-but people have no need to sing about it in reality.)
3) If you think animal cruelty and murder for fashion or pieces of furniture is wrong.
4) If you think Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter characters are better together than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens characters.
5) If you choose peace over war.
6) If you love Johnny Depp (hugs for those that do.) If you're OBSESSED with Johnny Depp. (I love you already!) XD
7) If you support Toddett/Sweenett/Benett/Nellamin over Swucy. Bency's okaaayyy I suppose. Though Bennett is better, just not Swucy.
8) If you only think of Sweeney Todd or Nellie Lovett whenever you hear or see 'meat pie' or 'razor' mentioned.
9) If you think of Tim Burton and his works as not some emo weirdo freak, but as different, fun and entertaining.
10) If you wish Sweeney and Nellie could've had their happy ending.
11) If you think Sweeney Todd songs could beat High School Musical songs.
12) One more, that's all for now. If you are annoyed or angered by the fact that there is gonna be a Rocky Horror Show remake. (I mean-I personally think Tim Curry IS Frank N. Furter!)
You say pink and purple, I say red and black. You say Justin Bieber, I say Josh Groban. You say Kesha, I say Emilie Autumn. You say Zac Efron, I say Johnny Depp. You say Miley Cyrus, I say Helena Bonham Carter. You say Edward Cullen, I say Edward Scissorhands. You say Bella Swan, I say Bellatrix Lestrange. You say hero, I say villain. You say hampster, I say plague rat.
IT'S COPY AND PASTE TIME!!
If Swee Swee (Sweeney T-I call him Swee Swee) needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile
If after you drink something (like a Strawberry daiquiri) which usually contains rum (even if yours doesn't,) you ask out loud why the rum is always gone, copy and paste into your pro.
If you cry or feel sad whenever something bad happens to a Johnny Depp (JD-I'll call him) character copy and paste into your pro.
If you have JDA or STA (Johnny Depp Addiction/Sweeney Todd Addiction) and you do NOT plan on attending any assisting/annonymous groups to help you OUT of your addiction, please copy and paste.
If you get really excited or laugh insanely whenever someone says 'love it' so it sounds like 'Lovett' copy and pastey.
If when you go to Florida, Hawaii, or anywhere else with an ocean you start singing By the Sea out loud (did that when I went to vacation in Florida) copy and paste.
If when you walk by a barber shop you think of Sweeney. If when you " " " " " " see a person being shaved, you run in and scream "Nooooooo,!" Then you turn to the barber and say "You're not Sweeney!" Or when you " " " " " " pop your head in and start singing 'The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd' out loud. Copy and paste. (I did the singing thing, and the barber and guy being shaved laughed-Im funny.)
If you see 'Meat Pie' is one of the choices on the menu of a restaurant and you ask what kind of meat is in it, copy and paste. (I asked if they used people-and I got weird looks-XD.) They said no, but I think they were just hiding the truth.
If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wanted to tell Mrs. Lovett not to lie to Sweeners because her nose would grow, copy and paste. (Yeah, I was watching Pinocchio while making this one. Hadn't seen it in years)
If you have ever seen that episode of Spongebob where Spongebob obsesses over the sea cuccumber, Kevin? And instead of them, you imagine it's you obsessing over Johnny Depp... copy and paste! Yes, I would jump off of a building if he told me to, but he's too nice to do that. XD (My little sis is addicted to the show, ha.)
If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile. Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort! Voldemort appears. Me: Yay, it's Voldemort. Seriously though Voldy, who do you think you are, Beetlejuice?! XD (HA-I SAID IT 5 + 1/2 times)
If you CAN'T wait for Alice in Wonderland, copy & paste.
If you thing Sweeney REALLY needs to "look on the brigh side of life'", copy and pate quick! (It's from Monty Puthon's Life of Brian in case you didn't know).
If you have the urge to or do kiss every picture of Johnny Depp or his sexy/adorable characters that you see, copy and paste.
If you think Sweeney Todd should be a video game (yeah, it is now). copy & paste.If you want to kill Anthony for getting in the way of Sweenett time... you know the drill ;) God yes, they were sooo stinkin' close when she was saying how they could share future together. I was SOO positive he was going to flippin' consider it. They were sooo close to kissing right there, in my mind at least. And then, in pops stupid boy being all stupid and junk!! GOD IM TICKED AT STUPID ANTHONY! GAAAAAH, sorry, I just blew up!
If whenever you watch Sweeney, Jack, some other sexy Johnny character, or Johnny himself on TV or a movie you clutch your heart, take short quick breaths, and faint or fake a heart attack please copy and paste.
If you think that Mrs. Lovett really gave Sweeney lemonade, not ale, during 'The Worst Pies In London', which made him gag. (Remember Edward and his response to lemonade. They're similar responses.) Copy n' paste.
If you think it would be quite interesting if Tim B. got his hands on Rocky Horror (even though a remake of RHPS wouldn't be as good as the original,) and you honestly think Helena would make a good Magenta or Johnny a good Riff-Raff, copy and paste. If not, include which characters they'd be better as.
And now for something completely unrelated... If you think computer pop-ups are annoying and stupid wastes of time (unless they're about something you'd care to look at) copy and paste.
If you thought Meryl Streep did an awesome job and was really cute as Julia Child, copy and paste on your pro.
If you plan on naming your boy child after a Johnny character or your girl child after a Helena one, copy and paste. (I've thought about Jack and Emily-awwww.) I wouldn't be the type to use names from the same movie. Like a boy named Jack or Will and a girl named Elizabeth, you know?
If you think that twilight isn't the greatest thing and people who are obssesed with it should get a life copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (And i have people stare at me for it to-I just say... "What is it? I'm just thinking out loud.")
If you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and past this into your profile. (I actually have kinda curly (definately not as curly as Helena's and not as dark) brown hair that I do up like her sometimes. Many don't know what I'm doing though cause I don't always wear my Nellie dress(even though I do a lot), so they just say it looks 'cute.' I'm , , I'm 's, and I don't give a darn who knows it. Runs like Phoebe from 'Friends', runs into wall. Proceeds to hug wall. "It's okay wall friend, you didn't mean it. O_o 8S
If you have a problem with my insanity, mind your own flippin' business! Picks up massive blunt object and runs around with it, chasing those that dislike my insanity while screaming AYE-YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY at the top of my lungs!
If somewhere in your heart, you wish the Arsenic had killed Lucy so that Toddett could have happened, please copy and paste. I know it's harsh, but I've had that feeling, I just think Nellie/Sweeney deserve a chance. Sorry, I just really can't stand her. LOL, call it the Lovett within me.
If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. I want it extra becuae I was a survivor! Thank god for that, and my sister. Who was the first to see it.
If you think being called unique or weird is better than being called ordinary or normal, copy and paste. (Normals another word for boring)
If you're against drugs & alcohol, and if you're for NO sex before marriage copy and paste.
If you whoop, cheer, awww, and/or ooooo anytime things heat up in Sweenett or Sparrowbeth world, copy and pate this to your pro.
If you think Sweeney should be Mrs. Lovett's squishy, copy and pastey.
If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile. I would even sneak onto a plane, or stow away in a stranger's baggage to England to see Hellie and Tim. The off to France for Johnny Boy!
If you wish Jack had been able to kill the kraken from the sea instead of being eaten by it, copy and paste.
Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder) 1) Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!! 2) You have the movie memorized 3) You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper 4) Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea" 5) You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives. 6) You have a strange fear of tea kettles. (Seriously folks, I have one in my house that looks just like the one in the movie. I try to keep my distance from it.) Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD. My own... 7) If you've ever read A Clockwork Orange, the part where Alex is dancing with his razors reminds you of Sweeney. 8) When you buy a meat pie at a grocery store you change the name to Mrs. Lovett (Mrs. Lovett beats out Marie Callendar and Mrs. Budd's any day!) 9) When you see a cat on the street, you want to save it from Mrs. Mooney. 10) You WISH with all of your heat that you could be Mrs. Lovett, except for the burning part. 11) When you hear someone say a line from the movie, you follow it with the next. (I once heard a mom say to her son who wanted a toy "All good things come to those who can wait." I immediately said, "Gilly flowers maybe, 'stead of daisies." 12) If people say they don't like Sweeney Todd, you can kind of maybe understand it. (It is pretty bloody and cannibalistic after all), but you're still dissappointed. BUT... If people say they don't like Johnny Depp... then you pull out your razor. 13) Whenever Johnny gets down to his low voice such as his 'I want you bleeders' voice, or his whisper, the 'There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit. Adn the vermin of the world inhabit it-' after No Place Like London... You want to shriek or run up to the TV set and kiss it. ; D. 14) if you had to die, you'd rather die by his razor, with Johnny's sexy but evil Sweeney face being the last thing you see. COPY AND PASTE, MY FRIIIIENDS!
QUOTES PEOPLE, QUOTES...
"I've got a jar of diiirrrt, I've got a jar of diiirrrt, I've got a jar of diiirrrt. And guess what's inside it."- Jack Sparrow
"'That's a wise choice cause, I knew this girl she had this like crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she, she just like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!"'- Juno MacGuff
"I want you bleeders!"-Sweeney Todd
"At last, my arm is complete again!"-Sweeney Sweetey again
"Why is the rum always gone?" Stumbles around drunkenly "Oh, that's why."-Jack Sparrow
"I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!"-Victor Van Dort
"Much more better. It is a drawing of a key."-Jack Sparrow, the man who made me love jars of dirt and keys. And made me question why the rum is always gone!
"Hold me"-Kim "I can't."-Edward. I say, "yes you can" everytime. Love is for everyone.
Would you keep it down? We’re in a church-I don't remember who says this but. I agree, show some respect Pastor Galswells!
"Tell me my dear. Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?-Lord Barkus. Now I don't like this quote. I only put it in to say this. Everyone repeat after me. Hisses Hissssssss--.
"Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?"-Edward again, he's funny when he messes up the name's of games.
"Good morning starshine, the earth says, hello."-Willy Wonka, I say that when I wake up sometimes. XD
"I know that, Mr. Man! They also called them serials. I'm not stupid ya know... Anyway, my favourite was Rocketman, and once it was a no breaks chapter. The bad guy stuck him in a car on a mountain road and knocked him out and welded the door shut and tore out the brakes and started him to his death, and he woke up and tried to steer and tried to get out but the car went off a cliff before he could escape! And it crashed and burned and I was so upset and excited, and the next week, you better believe I was first in line. And they always start with the end of the last week. And there was Rocketman, trying to get out, and here comes the cliff, and just before the car went off the cliff, he jumped free! And all the kids cheered! But I didn't cheer. I stood right up and started shouting. This isn't what happened last week! Have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn't fair! HE DID'NT GET OUT OF THE COCK - A - DOODIE CAR!"-Annie Wilkes (Misery)
"SLIPPED AWAY! SLIPPED AWAY? SHE DIDN'T JUST SLIP AWAY! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU MURDERED MY MISERY!"-Annie again.
"Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."'-Crush (Finding Nemo)
"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim."-Dory (Same movie) I love her, she's so cute.
"Think dirty thoughts."-Gill (Same movie) Alright, just keep it child-friendly, ha.
"She's got a new man?"-Benny. "Well, not exactly."-Roger. "What's his name?"-Benny. "Joanne."-Roger and Mark unison.--I just felt so bad for Marky there, he's so great that you can't help but love him. A good burn though.
Oh, and as far as burns go... "BUUUUURN!!"-Michael Kelso (That 70's Show)
Sweeney Todd(movie and character). Mrs. Margery (Nellie) Lovett. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Reading. Singing. Theater. Movies. Being with my friends and family. School vacations. Fanfiction. HP. Johnny Depp. Tim Burton. Others that love Johnny and Tim, Helena included obviously. Soccer. Amusement parks (roller coasters rule). CHOCOLATE ROCKS! Being outdoors. Making stories and polls. Charlie the Unicorn, it's just too addictive. Much more.
People who pretend to be something they're not (fakers.) Child abusers, neglectors, and molestors!People who diss Tim/Johnny/Helena. People who are friends with others out of pity. Any High School Musical. Lucy Barker. Hanna Montana/Miley Cyrus (I heard The Climb the other day, and it sounded like her voice kept cracking, and she sounded whiney to me.) I don't hate Twilight, but I don't really like it either. BRACES, they annoyed me for 4 looong years, gah!
LET’S STOP THE STEREOTYPES!!
I'm a virgin, so I MUST not have fun. I like wearing dark colors, so I MUST be gothic. I'm young, so I MUST be naïve. I'm wiccan, so I MUST be a devil-worshipper. I love animals, so I MUST be a vegetarian. I love playing my keyboard piano, so I MUST be arrogant. I play acoustic guitar so I MUST be horrible at it. I love to act, so I MUST be a huge drama queen. I'm skinny, so I MUST have an eating disorder. I love Sweeney Todd, so I MUST have a sick and murderous mind. I love Rocky Horror so I MUST love sex and be transgender. I love RENT, so I MUST be a lesbian with AIDS. I'm American, so I MUST be fat and lazy. I'm a girl, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. I’m a girl so I MUST love the color pink. I'm a teenager, so I MUST be rebellious. I’m brunette so I MUST either be a bitchy snob or superbly smart. I’m part Irish, so I must always be getting drunk. I'm constantly smiling and laughing, so I MUST ALWAYS be happy. I like being different, so I MUST be desperate for attention. I like to read, so I MUST be a dork. I get very good grades, so I MUST be a complete nerd. I am polite to teachers, so I MUST be a teacher's pet. I’m from New YorkState so I MUST be rude and undereducated. I’ve never had a boyfriend, so I MUST be a lesbian. I like Hot Topic, so I MUST be emo. I'm shy, so I MUST not have friends. I'm crazy, so I MUST be a danger to the people around me. (Okay, I have to include some Sweeney Todd and other Johnny stuff here-lol) I like to eat meat pies, so I MUST be pro-cannibalism. I have replica Sweeney Todd razors that I use to re-enact scenes for fun with friends, so I MUST be planning on causing others or myself pain. I’m white so I MUST be racist. I’m smart so I MUST not be pretty. I’m pale skinned so I must be goth. I like Evanescence and Emilie Autumn so I MUST hate life (I actually have heard people say that fans of Amy and Emilie are just sad girls who hate themselves). No one likes all steotypes, so let's put an end to them.
Can you prove that you love Johnny?
Real Johnny Depp Fans...
1) Feel like they're about to have a heart attack when they see ANY of his characters.
2)Feel like crying out of joy when they see him smile that adorably sweet Edward-like smile of his.
3) The ever famous line "Get lost in his eyes."
4) Are the first to get his movies, even if they're bootlegged.
5) Scream for joy when they hear he's going to be in another movie.
6) When a character of his that the fan loves is loving a female character, said fan imagines she's that female character.
7) Have a poster of him or a character over their bed or in tons of places in their room. I have tons of photos plus a large poster of Sweeney over my bed, that I got at FYE!
8) Name things/pets after him or his characters. I have a little black morkie with a white stripe that goes from the top of his head to the beginning of back whom I named Sweeney.
9) Have multiple shirts having to do with him.
10) Are at his defence if someone disses him for some foolish reason.
11) Quote him whenever they can.
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