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Joined 08-04-09, id: 2036964, Profile Updated: 04-11-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Glee.

I like to write, even though I take looooooooong breaks in between doing so. My favorite things to read fanfic's about are Glee and Twilight. I'm a total Kurt/Puck shipper when it comes to Glee, so I don't mind slash. For twilight, I'm Team Jacob and Team Jasper. I love to see Bella with those two. I really don't like Edward, unless it's something really different that catches my attention.

Right now, I have a Twilight Fic that is going to be going on hiatus for a while. I will eventually get back to it. But right now my mind is set on Glee!

I have 5 chapters of my Glee fic, Entirely New Directions up, GO READ IT! :)

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3866 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 5,710 - Follows: 3,851 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Promise You by SiNginG-SenSaTion reviews
Puck witnesses a fight between Kurt and his boyfriend that turns physical when Kurt ends things with the other boy. Rushing to Kurt's defence, two vows are made to Kurt that day. One promises safety, the other promises anguish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14513 - Favs: 20,988 - Follows: 13,363 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
BAD BOYS by Alice Rozen reviews
Puck finds himself in the front row of something he never expected seeing. not from Kurt Hummel.SLASH.rated for cursing, underage drinking, sex and drug use.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,948 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
The Real Me by Dyl01 reviews
Story of Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel, who they really are and what they really mean to each other. One day, Puck finds himself questioning who he really is and finds answers in the most unlikely of places. Eventual Slash. I own nothing but my jacket :D
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,427 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Furnace by jessicakaycobb reviews
Bella jumps off the cliff and is *not* seen. How Jacob and Bella's relationship might have progressed. Series of as of now plot-less lemony oneshots. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Move over, Hummel by superninjagurl reviews
There was a slight pause, a moment with no reply, in which Kurt pondered over rolling over and pushing the jock out of bed, but before he got to that point, Puck answered him. "Dude, I've got a boner." / unfinished, but shut down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Zenith by Majesta Moniet reviews
A simple choice altered. A love given room to grow. As weeks without the Cullens' return stretch by, Bella's going to discover that vampires and werewolves aren't the only things that go bump in the night. NM AU. J/B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,915 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Another Straight Guy by IceQueenRia reviews
"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,436 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Sugar Daddy by Fearful Little Thing reviews
AU Noah Puckerman never intended to set foot in Lima ever again, but when he's dragged back by his mother's funeral he catches sight of something that makes him reconsider. A beautiful teenage boy called Kurt, who's just begging for a sugardaddy...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,459 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
We Have a Problem by PteraWaters reviews
A secret Puckurt romance, as told through a series of problems. Watch how our two favorite boys deal with these "problems." Very fluffy. Rated T for a few mild sexual situations. Spoilers through "Grilled Cheesus". One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Rules by Fearful Little Thing reviews
You follow the Rules and everything is ok. Everyone is happy and everyone is equally offended. In the aftermath of a hate crime Kurt recovers from bruises and finds out just how much it means to have friends who care. Ends in Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,363 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
How Things Work by Crawler reviews
It's hard to be both a Cheerio and a Gleek at WHMS, especially if you're a guy, but Kurt wasn't expecting the year to be like this... Kurt/Sam, eventual Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,389 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Texts and Insanity by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I give you fever, huh? by superninjagurl reviews
Ten years after graduation, it is time for the McKinley High School Reunion. Kurt and Puck thinks back on an encounter which changed their lives. It's only mild angst! You probably won't even cry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Whatever You Want by The-Jellybaby-Bandit reviews
Obnoxious, bigoted, egotistical, moronic but I can't get him out of my mind. Join Kurt as he goes off the deep end... Complete as of 1 August 2010.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,332 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Reason by IceQueenRia reviews
SEQUEL to 'I'd Lie' A devestated Puck believes Kurt doesn't love him. Thinking Kurt loves Finn, Puck wonders if he should act more like his former best friend. The reason? Simple, Puck loves Kurt. Puck/Kurt SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,404 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Can't Start A Fire by HarryFado reviews
Puck is a firefighter and saves Kurt from a burning building, he's instantly drawn to the soprano and knows that somehow, someway, he's going to make him his "wife".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
The Seduction of Kurt Hummel by debraelq reviews
Puck and Finn are on a mission...to seduce Kurt. Puck/Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,345 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Princess! by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Written for a request on Glee Kink Meme: Kurt/Puck "Did you just call me princess! You do realize that I have a f*cking penis, right!"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I'd Lie by IceQueenRia reviews
Everyone assumed Kurt loved Finn but they were wrong, not that it mattered. Even if someone did stop to ask Kurt who he really loved, he’d lie. Inspired by the song ‘I’d Lie’ by Taylor Swift. Disregards Quinn's Pregnancy. Kurt/Puck SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,516 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Foundations by A Touch of Insanity reviews
It had started simply enough. Easily enough. In the way that these things happen, two people, in love with what they couldn't have, commiserated with each other. And from that grew something else...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,307 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Say My Name by Choice reviews
What started out as a casual fling is threatening to become something more with every time they meet. Slash; Kurt/Puck. Smut Warning!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Crystal Coconut Macaroon by Twatlight reviews
A Wide Awake fanfic. What happens when Edward and Bella finally do the deed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
The Unhinging of Charlie Swan by miss-blanche reviews
Jacob Black is a source of constant worry for Charlie Swan. The three incidents that lead to his inevitable unhinging. BellaJacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Dreams In Which I'm Dying by Shannonlass1 reviews
DonnieGretchen - Even in an alternate universe she feels his love.
Donnie Darko - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2004
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Entirely New Directions reviews
Kurt finds out that revenge is sweet but paranoia isn't. Puck starts feeling some things he's never felt before. Emotions aren't the Puckster's strong point. Both go through terrifying changes. Rated M for very strong language and eventual Kurt/Puck slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
In a Perfect World reviews
Jacob and Bella get the chance to be together. This takes place during New Moon after Edward leaves and Bella finds out Jacob is a werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Jacob, Bella