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Author has written 2 stories for Transformers, and Mass Effect.

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Clandestine by Love-your-suit reviews
47 finds himself in Los Angeles for a seemingly unnecessary leave of absence. His week off from contract killing might convince him that the time away from work was more essential to his humanity than he had at first imagined.
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,483 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013
If Your Heart Wears Thin (I Will Hold You Up) by Anath Tsurugi reviews
"Heh, you are strong, Guardian...but we will break you." What does it take to shatter the faith of the most devoted Guardian of them all? When the Temple of the Kyber falls, Chirrut and Baze are put to the ultimate test. After all, it's well known that Baze Malbus has only one weakness.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 2/4/2017 - [Baze M., Chirrut I.] [Bodhi R., Luke S.] - Complete
Scars Of Old by Ferowyn reviews
Waking up in a time that has long gone by is as confusing as it is terrifying. The latter especially rings true when Gimli realizes that he is going to meet people he has mourned for decades... and that he might have come here alone. Also, what if - what if he cannot change all the wrongs that happened the last time? SLASH
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 159,742 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [Fíli, Kíli] Legolas
We Were Together by Jaeger Gipsy Danger reviews
In the mood to read a ManShep/Garrus story only to discover there were no new stories. I remembered the scene from the Leviathan DLC when Shepard returns to the surface. No one helps him. Bugged me. I fixed it. So, I present for your inspection my own contribution to the genre. Be warned, things get very adult in here.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Shepard (M), Nyreen K.
Coexistence by Kitty Hamilton reviews
Kaz is furious with Ocelot after learning the truth about Big Boss, and they seem destined to become enemies. Until that time comes, however, they must live and work together on Mother Base.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 11/20/2015 - [Ocelot, K. Miller]
Shot Me Down by SewSewDef reviews
NYC, 1964: Snake tries to adjust to civilian life. Ocelot's not helping.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Ocelot, B. Boss, Para-Medic
The Beauty Of Family by Ferowyn reviews
Glóin has to wait for a very long time for his son to return after the War of the Ring is won. And he certainly does not expect what happens when he finally does.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/14/2015 - [Gimli, Legolas] - Complete
Razvrat by Small Bombs
Black tea, mint and six cubes of rafinad—His reward for an afternoon of hard work... Or no work at all, rather. Volgin/Raikov, sfw, mentions of gore and torture methods but nothing too graphical.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Y. B. Volgin, I. R. Raikov - Complete
Closer by CrossedScarsX reviews
As Gimli lay dying, Legolas reflects. "Gimli, are we close enough, yet?" RATING CHANGED. Edit: Since I don't think people are actually reading the filters-This is romance, and there is mild, non-graphic sex scene. Read at your own discretion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,187 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Legolas, Gimli] - Complete
Tactics of Persuasion by Reptile Princess reviews
Three times Kili attempted to bribe, woo, and trick Tauriel into letting him out of his cell. And the one time he nearly succeeded.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
Revolver's Ocelot by CuteGirlSixtyNine reviews
RevolverXOcelot
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Complete
Digressions on Garrus by Scutter reviews
A self imposed challenge to see how many ficlets I could write for various characters starting with the same opening sentence. Garrus' sentence is 'Garrus had been expecting this.'
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Safe in His Arms by Anath Tsurugi reviews
On the night of his coming of age, Kili was abducted and assaulted by a figure from his past. Twelve years later, he and Fili join their uncle in the quest to reclaim Erebor. What nightmares still haunt the young prince? And what secret shame does the king in exile conceal? Companion piece to A Night in His Arms. (Durincest, Dwori, mild Bagginshield)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [Fíli, Kíli] Thorin - Complete
Fili & Kili's campfire adventure by mamafrigga reviews
A short drabble about Fili and Kili. Accidentally discovering feelings for his brother, Fili takes things farther than he means to, but it's all so wonderfully worth it.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
Look, But Don't Touch by Anath Tsurugi reviews
Fili watches his brother...watches him and dreams...longs...wishes...but never acts. Kili, on the other hand, is not so passive. (Durincest)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - [Fíli, Kíli] - Complete
Digressions on Tali by Scutter reviews
The next in my Digressions series, in which each ficlet begins with the same opening line. Tali's line is 'Tali walked into the room.'
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Kaidan A., Shepard (M)
Sideways Glances by Scutter reviews
Kaidan knows Shepard isn't interested. But the heart wants what the heart wants, and if all he can have is sideways glances...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
What a wicked game to play by nermehillar reviews
Being secretly in love is never easy, but for Kili it's close to torment since Fili has done something he cannot forget or forgive so easily. A somewhat dark Durincest fic. Movieverse (film 1) and bookverse combined.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,699 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Infolink Garbage Files by Nenosronhir reviews
A pile of questionable shenanigans in absolutely no cohesive order pertaining to the daily lives of Sarif Industries employees (probably mostly assumed to be post-Panchaea but are missing any decisive timestamps).
Deus Ex - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013
Brother Stand Beside Me by Lilja Rainheart reviews
I've found I always liked the parts in my stories most where Fíli and Kíli are still quite young... so I decided to write a short story/drabble series with that. Fíli/Kíli. This story contains sibling incest; don't like, don't read. Part 6 - In which Thorin sings a song
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
The Art of Somniloquy by WolfyMagician reviews
Set during MU. Yet another one of those nights...Mike's sleep-talking, Sulley's...a little internally conflicted. What could possibly happen? Slash. Sulley x Mike.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Mike W., Sulley/James P. Sullivan - Complete
Luminous by ec143810 reviews
In order to secure a future for mankind, Adam Jensen must investigate his own past. How much can he trust the people around him? Megan Reed, David Serif and Francis Pritchard are all keeping secrets from Adam but none of them may be as troubling as the one he's keeping from himself. (Post Serif ending)
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013
Territory by St.Alya reviews
Between his mother's talk of wedding and Fili's apparent interest on an unknown dwarf, Kili is doing everything he can to protect his territory.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Unrequited by greensorceress reviews
Ori is blinded by his love for Fili. He can't see that Fili is in love with someone else and decides it's time to confess his love. Will Fili let him down easy? Rated M for Chapter 4. This story was inspired by the fanart of kaciart on Tumblr
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Fíli, Ori, Kíli - Complete
Rainy nights by kao-nyh reviews
It's Kilis twentieth birthday and everything went well until Fili made an unexspected and most painful discovery. (contains Fili/Kili and a little durincest, rated M for using bad words and brawls). Updated with less grammar mistakes and a few new sentences ;-)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin, Dwalin - Complete
Dawn by Bridghid reviews
It finally dawns on Fili and Kili that their feelings are mutual. With a little nudge of course.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
And Sometimes You Get it Right by drakkhammer reviews
Part 3 of the One Soul Series: Wherein the lads get a handle of what is going on and celebrate life, love and each other. For a one-shot this has taken on a life of it's own. I had said trilogy, but now they still aren't done talking to me. I hope you are enjoying reading Young Dwarves in Love as much as I'm enjoying writing it.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Fíli, Kíli]
Sometimes You Have to Find Out by drakkhammer reviews
Part 2 of The One Soul Series: The choreography for sexy times is getting better, but they are long on lust and short on information, what to do?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Fíli, Kíli, Dwalin
Sometimes You Know by drakkhammer reviews
Part 1 of the One Soul Series: Wherein Fili comes to terms with his dreams and his desires and finds that Kili is still his best friend. This started out as a one-shot but is now part one of a growing series. Oh you beautiful lads, what you do to me...
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
The Understanding by drakkhammer reviews
Wherein a shocked Thorin finds out family secrets. Wiser and cooler heads prevail. And love conquers all.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Zing by Thorny Hedge reviews
Bilbo has brought some exotic spices from The Shire along on their journey. Unfortunately, their effects have not yet been tested on Dwarves. Fili's interest in trying new things leads to a very painful (and entertaining) predicament. Co-written with ChemicalDefect because the Hobbit fandom has a shortage of sex pollen fics. Warnings: M/M, Durincest, Kili/Fili First Time, etc.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Kíli, Fíli
Death By Inches by pherede reviews
Kili is the wild one, the brother who breaks the rules and the dishes, the safe bet if there's blame to be given. Fili pushes him to break the rules, and Kili trusts him always to tell the truth; slowly they push the boundaries, and slowly they find their ruin. Slow burn; lore reconciliation of unclear ages in the books; angst and loyalty and love.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Famous Last Words by b6253
"No matter what." Kili said. "No matter what…" Fili agreed, gripping his brother's hand tightly in his own, hearing the leather on leather, feeling the shaking of not only his own unsteady grasp.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Breath and Blood by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Kili is in danger and his brother tries to rush forward to save him but he's held back by the others on Thorin's orders WARNING: Incest
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2013 - [Fíli, Kíli] - Complete
Checkmate by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Thorin wants to raise Fili as his heir and Kili has to stay with his mother. WARNING: Incest
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,593 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Kíli, Fíli] - Complete
Amor Ex Machina by cheshcat reviews
After Panchaea, life goes on: and progress never stops. Post-ending, M for language. Pritchard/Jensen.
Deus Ex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012
May or may not by St.Alya reviews
Thirteen individual views on their relationship.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Steam by Thorny Hedge reviews
Rivendell may be a bit stuffy, but they do have a lovely bath house. Warnings: Clueless (or is he? )Kili/possessive!bottom!Fili, Durincest, voyeurism, slippery dwarves in various states of undress.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Dirty Talk by Ferowyn reviews
Bilbo walks in on Fili and Kili who are having a very informative conversation.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Fíli, Kíli] Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
A King that is not yet King by St.Alya reviews
His braids showed to whoever wanted to see that he was having a forbidden love affair. Kili's lack of braids concealed their resignation to family and duty.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Embers by St.Alya reviews
Because they are a reflection of coal and ember.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Muffled by WordsintheFrost reviews
Honestly, how do you miss a group of trolls stroll on by and take a couple of horses?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Brothers fight And reconcile by St.Alya reviews
It was natural among siblings. Fighting and reconciling. As the years go by, however, Dis gets worried that her sons are a bit too intense when apologizing to each other.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Pony Head Count by stubliminalmessaging reviews
What were Fili and Kili really up to that distracted them from watching the ponies? Movieverse. Done for Hobbit kink meme over on lj. Incest, oral sex, frottage, and a degree of anal.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Coming Home by foxdiedecoy reviews
Sarif, Taggart, Darrow, and Adam Jensen are all coming back to Detroit after Panchea. But Adam hasn't heard anything from Pritchard since those last words, "I...I think...you're on your own, this time." He can't find him, but when he does, things Adam never thought would happen all come to play. Adam/Pritchard. Rated M for later chapters.
Deus Ex - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012
Puzzle Pieces by kittykattle90 reviews
Adam/Megan: Smutty, slight AU - set after the end of DX:HR. Megan's research with the Illuminati has fallen apart and she has attempted to pick up her life from where she left it... Except Adam isn't the same man he was before.
Deus Ex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/8/2012
Remember Our Savior by Kleptomite reviews
The true savior of Mass Effect 3 isn't Commander Shepard. His name is Marauder Shields, remember him as the true protector of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Shepard (M), Marauder Shields - Complete
Patronus Outtakes by femme4jack reviews
One shots related to the story, Patronus, posted separately for mature themes. 1. JazzxOptimus, 2. PatronusxSideswipe 3. JazzxMikaela 4. MegatronxOptimus 5. RatchetxMikaela JazzxMikaela
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Mikaela B., Ratchet
Patronus by femme4jack reviews
Coauthored with Merfilly. Sentinel's weapon turned Ironhide's frame, processors, and memory core to rust, but left behind his spark in its casing. What makes him who he is? DotM Fix-it Fic. Continuation of New Moon chs. 2 & 4
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,763 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
Ironhide: Reboot by Litahatchee reviews
DOTM Movieverse: SPOILER ALERT! As Ratchet tries to come to terms with the loss of their greatest warrior, Chromia's denial is too deep to ignore. "I told you he was still alive."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,846 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
You'd Be Surprised by Moranth reviews
A faux pas forces Shepard and Garrus to confront their feelings and more. Slash. Kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Shepard (M), Garrus V. - Complete
Sleep Well, Love by Cooper Sterling reviews
..Rated T because the game is M.. In between missions, when Garrus and Shepard have time to themselves, they make the most of it. Garrus isn't sure what's what in this messed up universe anymore, but he knows one thing for sure. He loves Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Bullet in the Brain by riversrunthroughme reviews
After Omega, Ceberus put a lot more than cybernetics into Garrus' head. Warnings: issues of consent, dark themes
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Teaching Young Bots Old Tricks by justbolts reviews
After the AllSpark's destruction, it's up to the oldest mechs to instruct the clueless younger generation in a more... hands-on... approach to reproduction. Slash, het, plug'n'play
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,171 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
What You Need by mmouse15 reviews
Story is a response to a kink meme prompt - Optimus Prime is to sire Matrix-worthy sparklings with an original member of the cast. Sparksex, plug-n-play, mpreg.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
From The Ashes of Another Soldier's Life by Shadreron reviews
What remains of Commander Leo Shepard's personal life is left in tatters following the events on Horizon. Garrus, turian vigilante, hesitantly becomes involved with the former-Spectre, coming to a realization that will alter both their lives forever.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Unexpected by mayaslash reviews
Jack returns to the engine room to retrieve something, only to come accross a sight she never expected. Shepard/Thane/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Garrus V., Thane K.
Day of the Tentacle by Xysnei reviews
Shepard gets a massage from a hanar while Garrus and Grunt wait outside. No, seriously. MShepxHanar. Oneshot, pure crack, and incredibly creepy. Rated M for naughty things. Fic written on request. R&R!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V. - Complete
First Timers by Tyloric reviews
Slash, PWP - Shepard/Garrus - Smut, pure and simple.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V. - Complete
Echo Location by mongoose-bite reviews
Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
In my Arms by sphinx01 reviews
Sequel to my oneshot "Loyalty". Someone has to take care of Prowl, and Jazz is just the mech.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Loyalty by sphinx01 reviews
Prowl is a workaholic. Jazz knows how to deal with it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
To Slay an Angel by Agent47Rulz reviews
47 has never thought twice when slaying a victim. So why is it that his hand trembles now as he lowers the syringe to his former co-workers neck? Agent47/Diana Post Hitman Blood Money.
Hitman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Proof I'll Return by DemonHunteress reviews
Lara returns home after the events of AoD, unsure of what has happened to Kurtis, and still not convinced that Karel is definitely dead. Falling asleep in her study, she wakes to find there is someone in her house, and he wants something back. LCxKT
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,705 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Lara Croft, Kurtis
Closer to Prime by Dena Gray reviews
Ironhide decides to make up his own lyrics to "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails, using it to release a little stress. Op n Bee investigate the disturbance, but what will they find? Guess who joins in ; Crack-fic. Rated M just in case someone pays attention.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime - Complete
Heads or Tails? by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
Shepard never did enjoy leaving his fate to the decisions of others, so he tends to make certain circumstances always stay in his favor. Well, that is until Garrus decided to include his own personal agenda into the mix... Read FFN profile.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Garrus V., Shepard (M) - Complete
Never Could Wait by Litahatchee reviews
Movieverse: IronhidexChromia embody deadly accuracy, strengthened by sparkbond, driven by battle-hunger. As wounds are patched, hunger of a different kind takes shape, much to the aggravation of a certain medic. Restraint was never their strong point.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Between Old Friends by ryagelle reviews
This was the winner of the April 2008 challenge, "Lonely Ol' Night", over on LiveJournal. Ironhide/Optimus Prime, slash, warnings for plug'n'play. It's complete and utter crack, and nearly PWP; I have no excuse. @w@
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Assault on Nova Alexandria by IVIaedhros reviews
Newly recovered from the death of Prometheus, the Alliance forces lead by Caanon prepare to take back earth once again.
Starsiege - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
MFR? by SSJ-Alhazred reviews
Sam and Mikaela, sittin' on Bumblebee, K I S S I N G...how does Bumblebee feel about this, anyway?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Almost free by Krstee reviews
Raymond and Angelina were notorious contract killers, ready to make their last assignment a flawless hit. Fate though, had other plans in store for them. Angelina's POV. Based on the level The Murder of Crows from Hitman: Blood Money. Complete
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
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More than friends reviews
"You know, birds and bees Garrus? Do you have birds and bees on Palaven?" "I am a bird, Shepard." Slash / yaoi / gay / mature ME2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,899 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (M)]
Lights and Gears reviews
Definitely not being serious
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Optimus Prime, Sam W.] - Complete