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Joined 08-05-09, id: 2037133, Profile Updated: 11-11-13
Author has written 14 stories for Wrestling, and Harry Potter.

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Life Saying: Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Fuck me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me insane, but you really have no idea

Quote of the Week: Cosmic Powers Protect Me As I Will It So Mote It Be

Mood: Soo exhausted! Chirpy yet exhausted.

Status: Working hard to change myself for the better!

Updates: Character Bios on Hiatus due to lack of time. Sweet revenge has been updated for those who are keeping track.


CONTACT ME:

My MSN/Email: taliesha.uthenwoldt@hotmail.com

If You need Anything Or Have A Request For A Story, Either Email Me Or Send Me A PM.

Need anything? Message me! And I'm available here too: Twitter: @LunacyJudasxx & Facebook: Taliesha Uthenwoldt


Name: Trinity Ruby Delirium. Not My Real name. Deal with it.

Chosen Name: Eris Xirena Incarnus (You tell me why ;])

Age: Legal. Nuff said.

D.O.B: 25th June

Home Town: The Darker Side of Hell...

Nicknames: Chuchi, Queen Bee, The Geeky One, Bitch Master, Tilly, Loserface and Popcorn.

Family: One of 3. One brother got disowned and Good freaking Riddance!

Extended Family: My friends are my family.

Pets: Black cat. Bobby. SATAN'S MINION!

Best Friends (In no particular order): Neo, Jess (R.I.P), Tibbers, Madz, Phillidup, Stevo, Mealz, Pretty Princess AND Angel.

Hair Color: Black. Soon to have blood red tips.

Eyes: Ice-blue/

Height: 5"16

Weight: Big. Too big. I hate it. Weight loss here I come!

Education: I have an IQ of 212, you tell me how smart I am :P Didn't finish high-school, at a TAFE course atm then onto Uni. YAY!

Star Sign: Cancer-The Cutie: MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great at telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

Here Comes The Money: Random Facts About Me!

The Kane to My Raven is: Christopher James Perkel.

My Sexual Orientation is: Pansexual. Definition for those who don't know: A form of sexuality often confused or intermeshed in definition with bisexualaty (an attraction towards both physical sexes: male and female). Pansexuality is, in truth, a much broader form of sexual orientation, in which the pansexual individual experiences sexual attraction towards members of ALL genders (not to be confused with sexes, which is purely physical--gender has to do with the psychological), including transgender, transsexual, cross dressing, androgyny, androgen, two-spirited, gender-fluid, and all other variety of gender identifications, as well as those who do not feel that they have a gender.

I Am Absolutely In Love With: Heavy Metal, Writing, Photography, Painting, Singing and (to most peoples surprise) dancing!

My Favorite Colors Are: Purple, Black, Maroon, Dark Blue, Bright red and Green

My Favorite Things To Do In My Spare Time Are: write, read, chat to friends, blog, download music.

My Favorite TV Shows: The OC, Just Shoot Me, Punk'd, TNA iMPACT!, Friday Night Smackdown, Monday Night Raw, WWE Superstars, Bones, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dexter, SWAT Katz and Charmed.

My Favorite Movies: All time faves: Nightmare Before Christmas, Lilo & Stitch 1 & 2, Stitch: The Movie, Spirited Away, Doom, Star Trek 2009, Swordfish, Lesbian Vampire Killers, St Trinians, Armitage: The Third (Not the Third in a trilogy), The Other Boleyn Girl, Star Wars, Blade Trilogy, Matrix Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings, See No Evil, The Condemned, Dracula 2000, Knocked Up, And, well, Pretty much every horror movie. Has to be half decent though.

My Diet: Food and I don't get along. When it sucks, I tend to live off Twisties and Fanta, when it's at it's full potential I live off Italian. Mmm... Pizza :P

My Favorite Bands/Singers Are: (In alphabetical order): Allele, Ash, Black Stone Cherry, Buckcherry, Bullet for my Valentine (my freaking babies), Bullets and Octane, Creed, D12, David Draiman, Deftones, Disturbed, Dragonforce, Drowning Pool, Dry Cell, Earshot, Eighteen Visions, Evanesence, Fozzy, Ghostface Killa, Godhead, Godsmack, Green Day, H.I.M (His Infernal Majesty)I Killed the Prom Queen, Kidneytheives, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, The Murderdolls, My Chemical Romance, Nonpoint, Orgy, Papa Roach (Is love), Rise Against, Simple Plan, Static-X, Steve Ouimette (For his version of The Devil Went Down To Georgia) Three Days Grace, Versus The World and Wednesday 13. There are so much more but I can't be stuffed writing them all XD

My job Is: Freelance Writer/Photographer

I Look Like: Goth.

Song of the Day: Slut Like You P!nk

I'm not a slut, I just love love

Tell me something new
Cause I've heard this
Okay I'll fuck you
A little taste test
You'll be my little friend
You'll be my little friend
You'll be my little friend

And they think we fall in love
But that's not it
Just want to get some
Ain't that some sh*t
You'll be my little friend
You'll be my little friend
You'll be my little friend
Yeah, yeah yeah

I got a little piece of you-hoo
And it's just like woo-hoo
Wham Bam thank you Ma'am
Boo-hoo
I'm a slut like you
You say you're looking for a foo-ool
And I'm just like "me too"
I'm gonna let ya know the truth
I'm a slut like you

Sitting with my friends
And we're picking who we might let in
Them boys are starving
They're just our little friend
They're just our little friend
They're just our little friend

Listen you little fucker
You think you call the shots
I just bought you some
Drink up your ride's gone
This might be fun
You're now my little friend
You're now my little friend
You're now my little friend
Yeah, yeah yeah

I got a little piece of you-hoo
And it's just like woo-hoo
Wham Bam thank you Ma'am
Boo-hoo
I'm a slut like you
You say you're looking for a foo-ool
And I'm just like "me too"
I'm gonna let ya know the truth
I'm a slut like you

You don't win a prize with your googly eyes
I'm not a cracker jack
You can't go inside
Unless I let you Jack... or Sam
F*ck what's your name again?
You male come now
You caveman sit down
You shh don't ruin it, wow
Check please

I, I've got a little piece of you
And it's just like woo
Wham Bam thank you Ma'am
Boo-hoo
I'm a slut like you
Woo-hoo
Looks like the joke's on you-hoo
So go home and cry like boo-hoo
I'm a slut like you

I got a little piece of you-hoo
And it's just like woo-hoo
Wham Bam thank you Ma'am
Boo-hoo
I'm a slut like you
You say you're looking for a foo-ool
And I'm just like "me too"
I'm gonna let ya know the truth
I'm a slut like you, slut like you

Song Of The Week: Just Give Me A Reason P!nk

Right from the start
You were a thief
You stole my heart
And I your willing victim
I let you see the parts of me
That weren't all that pretty
And with every touch you fixed them

Now you've been talking in your sleep, oh, oh
Things you never say to me, oh, oh
Tell me that you've had enough
Of our love, our love

Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again
It's in the stars
It's been written in the scars on our hearts
We're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again

I'm sorry I don't understand
Where all of this is coming from
I thought that we were fine
(Oh, we had everything)
Your head is running wild again
My dear we still have everythin'
And it's all in your mind
(Yeah, but this is happenin')

You've been havin' real bad dreams, oh, oh
You still lie so close to me, oh, oh
There's nothing more than empty sheets
Between our love, our love
Oh, our love, our love

Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again
I never stopped
You're still written in the scars on my heart
You're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again

Oh, tear ducts and rust
I'll fix it for us
We're collecting dust
But our love's enough
You're holding it in
You're pouring a drink
No nothing is as bad as it seems
We'll come clean

Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again
It's in the stars
It's been written in the scars on our hearts
That we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again

Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again
It's in the stars
It's been written in the scars on our hearts
That we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again

Oh, we can learn to love again
Oh, we can learn to love again
Oh, oh, that we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again


If you came here to read a Mary-Sue like from Rayne's stories (Rayne is XoX-ShAdAy-XoX), You should leave now, you'll never find any here. But you will find utter insanity at it's worst and maybe a few others... You will get OCs from me, but they won't be anything at all like Rayne's ;) Well they will because I now own them but I'm gonna fuck with them soooo bad :P


Favourite Pairings:

Het:

Even though no one does it: Raven/Skye. I think I'm the only person on FFN who does ECW/WCW cross over fics! XD

Dawn Marie/Rocco Rock- Cuteness! I love them!

Dawn Marie/Raven- What do you expect, they're best friends! It happens!

Beulah/Tommy Dreamer- ECW Forever! I loved this couple, its too cute!

Stacy Kiebler/Test- They were cute! Admit it, you love them!

Edge/Torrie- It's been done, and I like it... but will never write it.

Raven/Beulah- SHE WAS WITH HIM FIRST! Damnit Tommy, she was Raven's!

Slash: (Note: This list will be longer, trust me ;P)

All time favourite: Raven & Kane. The crazy loco babes will always be at the top. I love these two, they're nuts! My favourite coz I made it :)

Raven/Tommy- I'm a sucker for ECW slash

Raven/Sandman- Raven tops!

Raven/Stevie- Basic ECW slashy couple. YUMMY!

Raven/Edge- Rayne got me onto this! They had sex in a fucking shower and Christian saw then got highjacked by JHardy. Funny shit, and so sexy at the same time!

Raven/Abyss- I thank God for this pairing! It's fucking sexy! Almost as sexy as Raven/Kane :P

Raven/Spike Dudley- My own little pairing that no one has seemed to have touched on yet. Grrrr.

Raven/Kaz/Martyr/Havoc- -drools- Thanks Dream for putting me onto this!

Raven/Chris Kanyon- see above statement.

Raven/Chris Jericho- HAWT!

Raven/Jeff Hardy- -drools- Their match a few years ago on RAW for Royal Rumble positions was awesome!

Raven/Any Superstar... well not ANY superstar... the hot ones :)

Jeff Hardy/Matt Hardy- Slash/Hardycest ftw :)

Jeff Hardy/Edge- Yum.

Matt Hardy/Edge- Even yummier :D

Kane/Undertaker- -drools and dies-

Matticho- MHardy/CJericho is freaking incredible!


Characters I own (OC):

April Calaway-Levesque:

BIO:
Born Aprilee Hailie Jade Calaway, she is the second oldest of the three Calaway girls. She stands at 6"2, weighs a little over 115lbs and has shiny black hair that reaches down to her waist. She has almost neon green eyes, perfect straight white teeth and a few freckles dotting the bridge of her nose. She has many scars; some self inflicted, some by accident. Two scars criss-cross the left side of her face, making a large X in her porcelin skin. Adorned on her body are many tattoos; down both arm she has sleeve tattoos consisting of mythical creatues, each with a sign of the elements on them. There are six all together; a Phoenix on her left shoulder (fire), a Chinese dragon running down her left arm while surrounded by clouds (air), and on her left forearm, just before her wrist, is an image of the Grim Reaper (darkness). On her right shoulder is a Hydra with 4 heads (water), running down her left arm is a centaur, surrounded by leaves (earth/nature) and on her forearm just before her wrist is an Angel (light). On both of her wrists are two tattoo bracelets, one with the word 'HAILIE' joining the pieces together, the other with 'LARA'. Both were inked into her skin after the birth of her two oldest children. On her back is a Triquretra with a C in the middle, a mark of the three Calaway sisters. Each has one, on different places on their body. Under the Triquetra is 'P.R.L' and the date '9-11-2009' and 'A.P.L' and '31-10-2011', indicating the initials and the birth of her third and last children.

FUN FACTS:
Marital Status: Married (Xander 'The Cobra' Helmsley/Levesque- owned by XoX-ShAdAy-XoX)
Siblings:
Abbigail Calaway-Worthington, Annabelle Calaway-Levy, Gunner Harley Calaway, Gracie Calaway, Chasey Calaway, Cooper Benjamin Lawson, Brooklyn/Brookai 'Brooke' Paris Static, Blakius 'Blake' Hades Static.
Parents: Mark William Calaway (father), Jodi Lynn Calaway (Mother- deceased)
Offspring: Hailie Jade Irvine (born September 13th, 1996), Lara Maya Copeland (born September 9th, 2001), Piper Rose Levesque (Born November 9th, 2009), Alexander Paul Levesque (born October 31st, 2011).
Illnesses/Ailments: Mild Anemia, infertility (due to scar tissue in her abdomen).
Alias(es): Trinity Delirium (in-ring stage-name), Matilda Kanyon (1996-2001- her 'witness protection' name), Angel (Bratz nickname)
Birthday: August 13th, 1980.
Star Sign: Leo. (The Lion in bed; Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at it. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.)
Favourite colour: Purple.
Favourite food: pasta
Favourite Hobbies: writing, reading, drawing, singing, playing guitar, painting.
Inspired by: Pink (the singer), Billy Joel, Jodi Calaway, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels.
Occupation: Night Club Owner (Star de Lune LA Branch), professional wrestler (WWE RAW Brand), WWE Creative Writer (RAW Brand- assigned to Christian, Triple H, The Undertaker, Mark Henry, The Big Show and Cody Rhodes.)
Famous Quote: Shooting for the moon will only get you so far. Try shooting for Pluto, there's more to gain on the journey.

Anna Calaway-Levy:

BIO:
Born Annabella Alana Chantal Calaway, she is the youngets of the three Calaway girls. She stands at 6"2, weighs a little over 105lbs and has shiny red hair that reaches down to the small of her back. She has almost neon green eyes, perfect straight white teeth and a few freckles dotting the bridge of her nose. She has exactly one tattoo: On her shoulder is a Triquretra with a C in the middle, a mark of the three Calaway sisters. Each has one, on different places on their body.

FUN FACTS:
Marital Status:
Married (Scott 'Raven' Levy)
Siblings: Abbigail Calaway-Worthington, Aprilee Calaway-Levesque, Gunner Harley Calaway, Gracie Calaway, Chasey Calaway, Cooper Benjamin Lawson, Brooklyn/Brookai 'Brooke' Paris Static, Blakius 'Blake' Hades Static.
Parents: Mark William Calaway (father), Jodi Lynn Calaway (Mother- deceased)
Offspring: Alaina 'Lainy' Lillith Levy (Born June 18th, 2003), Ashton Leah Levy (Born November 4th, 2007)
Illnesses/Ailments: None.
Alias(es):
Dahlia Delirium (in-ring stage-name), Bunny-Boo (Bratz nickname)
Birthday: August 13th, 1980.
Star Sign: Leo. (The Lion in bed; Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at it. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.)
Favourite colour: Green
Favourite food: Chinese
Favourite Hobbies: singing, dancing, painting, reading, swimming.
Inspired by: April Calaway-Levesque, Jodi Calaway, Xander Levesque.
Occupation: Night Club Owner (Star de Lune Miami Branch), professional wrestler (WWE Smackdown Brand)
Famous Quote: Our Destines are written in the stars, all you have to do is find them.


*RANDOM GIBBERISH!*

*AKA Random Gibberish No One Cares About*

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and junk food.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this on your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this one your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If this is true, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (Everyday lol)

If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt like just runnig somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of teenaged girls would die if Edward Cullen told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile!

If you've ever fell UP stairs, copy this on your profile!

If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appretiation by copy and pasting this into your profile!

If you're a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that High School Musical was a crappy movie and deserves to rot in hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile! (The most true of all of these! Now if you'll excuse me, it's "get DDT'd by Raven time." Bye >:) Bwahahaha -runs away-)

If you say you're weird, you normal. Saying you're normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles to copy and paste things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friends are insane, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, Hybrid Dolphin, EternalxInsanity

If you have beyond violent mood swings, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but actually has an evil mind and are plotting world domination, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get way too happy when someone copy and pastes your copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are perverted because of your friend, copy and paste this to your profile. (Atucally, with this one it's the other way round. He's perverted vecause of me :D)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. Can I add American for those living OUTSIDE the US?

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Facebook/Myspace/Twitter had a glitch and had to shutdown forever. If you're apart of the 8 percent that would laugh and go on with their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what FaceBook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.


Friends VS Best Friends

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you’re rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be homosexual
a I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(LOL)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak(I think freaks are AWESOME)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (not at all)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.(I'm not a feminist, but i believe in equal treatment for genders)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED, I am a Human, So I MUST be STEREOTYPED

STEREOTYPING PEOPLE IS NOT FUN. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE HURTING, OR WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS ARE GOING TO BE.


Beautifully stated...
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.
You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken...

You'll fight with your best friend.
You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.
So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Here's a Poem that was sent to me by my Cousin Rayne, which I am now posting back!

You're...
My friend,
My companion,
Through good times and bad,
My friend,
My buddy,
Through happy and sad,
Beside me you stand,
Beside me you walk,
You're there to listen,
You're there to talk,
With happiness,
With smiles,
With pain and tears,
I know you'll be there, throughout the years!

You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you.
You all mean something to me, and I hope I do to you.


I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

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Falling In Love: Seasons by Skillet's Lady Goddess reviews
Sequel to Falling in Love: This time around it's getting Darker for the Friends and Family of the WWE. Pasts are still showing up and old flames are coming back. A white wedding and a Kidnapping... The Attitude Era is back... R&R
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 492,264 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Randy Orton, Raven
Got Kayfabe? by PlayTheGame reviews
A collection of one shots based on real life incidents of the McMahon Family. Full description inside! **UPDATED**
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,646 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Stephanie McMahon, Triple H
Beat Your Heart Out by Leah Pensotti reviews
A single mom gets a job of a lifetime...and one heck of an adventure as a make-up artist for RAW.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,823 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - CM Punk
Slater vs Slater by RRatedauthor reviews
When Slater meets a person he never knew existed, his life is turned upside down. Can Slater turn it right side up, especially when an old flame and a new one are drawn into the mix? Mentions of WWE. Rated M for a reason, folks!
Saved By The Bell - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,063 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Slater, Zack M.
Behind the Scenes by McMahonHelmsleyEraFan reviews
A collection of one-shots detailing what goes on with Triple H and Stephanie, when the cameras aren't rolling. Paul/Steph and Hunter/Steph. Fluff, smut and everything in between!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Triple H, Stephanie McMahon
Swtitching Places but it was Kane's idea by Scorpina reviews
Weak Link. No matter what Kane says he cannot convince Daniel Bryan he isn't a weak link. But despite his words, he is ignored. Left with no alternative. Kane has decided to take matters into his own hands and asks a favor of the Undertaker. Kane, however is already regretting the idea...
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Daniel Bryan, Kane - Complete
Not For The Perks by stephanie-mcmahonism reviews
We all know the love story of Paul Levesque and Stephanie McMahon. But what if it went the way many people believe? What if Paul really did go after Stephanie for the perks, but the strong feelings he developed for her came to play?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Triple H, Stephanie McMahon
The Chest by Scorpina reviews
A small tribute to Paul Bearer.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Kane, The Undertaker - Complete
The Cradle of Love by redsandman99 reviews
What starts as a fling completely takes over James' life-much to Kane and Undertaker's displeasure.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 165,860 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
The Misadventures of DX and the Hardy Boyz by redsandman99 reviews
From meeting Bigfoot sort of , being chased by “killer” dogs and driving everyone else insane, these four wrestlers never have a dull moment.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 101,398 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 9/10/2008
The McMahon Helmsley Era by triplehhholic reviews
Tonight marks the dawning of a new era......the McMahon Helmsley era." HHH/Steph
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Triple H, Stephanie McMahon
A Songbird Flies by AngelDevil17 reviews
Ivory Branson the Wizarding Royal Princess is starting her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and is living a normal life or so she thinks... Set during Chamber of Secrets OC/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Ginny W., Luna L.
The Ties That Bind by redsandman99 reviews
Cooper thought he had a pretty simple life. But when the secret he was never supposed to know is exposed, it pulls him down the path of his own self-destruction.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,087 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - The Undertaker
Paradise Lost by Vermillion Lynn reviews
A schizophrenic megalomaniac straddles both worlds indignantly; pining over a ghost who can never return and sparking a war between Batman and the Joker unlike any other.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 64 - Words: 259,465 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Broken by triplehhholic reviews
She was stuck in an abusive relationship until his friendship offered her hope and a way out....and maybe even a chance at happiness in her future......HHH/Steph fic.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,369 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Triple H, Stephanie McMahon
Mommy Dearest by redsandman99 reviews
The lives of the Lawsons are forever changed after the only person James has ever feared comes crashing back into their lives with a vengeance. The sequel to Savior
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 308,368 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Savior by redsandman99 reviews
Upon finding out about Mark and Michelle's engagement, James becomes determined to break them up and take his place at Mark's side. But one visit from someone from Mark's past sends his life into a complete whirlwind. Co-written with xXxVermillionxXx
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 261,533 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - The Undertaker, Kane - Complete
Haunt by wrestlefan4 reviews
Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Glenn Jacobs, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage, and Chris Jericho are six college students rooming together. When eerie things start to happen, they wonder if they're being haunted. If so, by what...or...whom? For Halloween!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,414 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009
Straight edged by Scorpina reviews
CM Punk has gone off the deep end, and he is looking to induct a new member to his Society against their will. Question is, Who has Punk gone after and can he be stopped?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - CM Punk - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by RRatedauthor reviews
This is how you know that you're taking your writing way too seriously. Slash and violence within!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jeff Hardy - Complete
Forbidden Love by DarkGoddessfromHell reviews
What do you do when you love one guy who is a wrestler and then you fall for his identical twin? Brooke Levy will tell you her tale of how this happened to her! WARNING: EXPLICIT SEX SCENES! LITERALLY!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Raven
Red vs Blue: Idiot Man by Agent Texas reviews
Ever wonder what Caboose thinks? What he sometimes HEARS? "Everybody else sees the glowing person... right?" Here's a quick look inside his stupidity ridden mind. I might write more. But episode three of Red vs Blue Reconstruction from Caboose's POV.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
AIM Randomness: WWE Style by Skillet's Lady Goddess reviews
Ok This is just total randomness that comes to my head or with help from friends. But anyway its funny and totally out there. With Cameos of my friends, myself and the WWE superstars! ENJOY XD *Oh the Randomness of Me!* XD
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
Internet Wars by JamieluvsHHH reviews
SLASH! Eight hours on a plane, and now everyone was asleep. Except for the Miz. We were both on Twitter so I decided to tweet him for the hell of it. The first thing to come into my head to say to him? ‘ at Be Jealous - you're gay’. Let the games begin.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Chris Jericho, The Miz - Complete
I dream of by highvoltagekat reviews
Brian Kendrick has quite the unique dream. Warning:Slash and explosive fun!
Crossover - Wrestling & 12 Rounds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - John Cena - Complete
Strange Relations by CrazyGirl47 reviews
A SupernaturalPower Rangers xover. Dean and Sam hear of an urban legend involving sinkholes in the town of Reefside, California—home of their cousin, Conner, and the Dino Thunder Power Rangers. Mostly humor.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,884 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Dean W.
Scott Levy The Man Behind The Raven by Cat Lea Takersdarkone reviews
This is a repost of a poem I did a while back. I was asked to repost so I am. It about the man behind Raven.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Raven Is by Cat Lea Takersdarkone reviews
This is just a poem I once posted and was asked to repost. It about Raven and how I see him.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
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Mobile reviews
School life is hard, and it's even harder for the Calaway twins when they start at yet another new school. Can the girls focus on school or will the boys prove to be the greatest distraction of all? C.Jericho/OC, Raven/OC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,413 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Chris Jericho, Raven
Sweet Revenge reviews
Sequel to Escape the Asylum. It's been three years since Kane, Daffney, Mankind and Raven escaped and they've had enough of the north. They move to LA, taking on new personas and starting a whole new reign of blood. Raven/Kane, M.Foley/Tara Massively AU
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kane, Raven, Daffney, Victoria/Tara
Wanted Blood reviews
Blood feuds. Vampires. A score that needs to be settled. That's nothing compared to what's coming: Gehenna. OC/OC, HHH/OC, Taker/OC, Kane/OC with mentions of Steph/Hunter, Shane/Marissa. Rated M. AU
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Triple H, The Undertaker
Toy Soldiers reviews
Chanterelle 'Chanty' Lestrange starts at Hogwarts after transferring from The Beauxbatons Academy of Magic. She catches the eye of Sirius Black, resident bad-boy and poster boy for Gryffindor. S.Black/OC, B.Lestrange/R.Black, N.Black /L.Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sirius B., OC
Doctor's Orders reviews
Request for Demonic Bastard Scorpio. Raven gets a nightly visit from his least favorite doctor. Raven/Dr. Stevie; set in the world of Escape the Asylum. Slash!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Raven - Complete
Can I Play With Madness? reviews
Angelina and Angelica are Los Angeles-based call-girls working the streets of southern Hollywood when they're called away by a mysterious stranger calling herself The Crow. More Inside. Angelina.L/OC, Raven/OC Mixed Worlds; TNA/WWE. AU
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Angelina Love, Raven
Welcome Home reviews
Song-fic: song- Welcome Home Sanitarium by Metallica. Prequel to Escape the Asylum. It's a dark stormy night in Carson City and our favorite psychos have something on their mind.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kane, Raven - Complete
Escape the Asylum reviews
The Asylum. A place where sanity goes to die. 5 patients tell their stories from inside their padded cell. Their stories are of why they're in there… and why they can't leave. AU Featuring Mindy&James, owned by xXxVermillionxXx and redsandman99
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Kane, Raven
Your Love Is My Drug reviews
Present for xXxVermillionxXx coz she's gorgeous : Song-fic: staring Jamie-doll: Your Love Is My Drug by Ke ha
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Summer Flings reviews
After de-flowering Randy, John Cena goes after the next best thing: The Rated R Superstar. Edge/JohnCena SLASH! Don't Like, Don't Read. You've been warned.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Edge, John Cena - Complete
Space Bound reviews
As Kane sits alone in his bedroom, he thinks about his dying with relationship with Raven, his blond boyfriend. Kane/Raven. Songfic-Space Bound- Eminem
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kane, Raven - Complete
I Don't Care reviews
CJ and Cam are sick on the sofa when they are joined by Kane. Pre-Come Undone, Post-Sweet Revenge. Songfic: I Don't Care by Apocolyptica featuring Adam Gontier of Three Days Grace.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kane, Raven - Complete
Redemption reviews
*Formerly Take a Chance* Paul Heyman, unable to procure money to support ECW, does the unthinkable: He sells ECW to Ted Turner and WCW. Raven Isn't too happy, but goes anyway, only to come face to face with his past... Raven/Skye/? ON HIATUS
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Raven, Stacy Keibler
If I Had You reviews
For HECATECardGoddessFromHell. Randy/John SLASH! EXPLICIT DOMINATION BONDAGE SLASH!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2010 - John Cena, Randy Orton - Complete