The Real Mark
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Joined 08-05-09, id: 2037303, Profile Updated: 04-17-10
Author has written 6 stories for Underland Chronicles, Sweeney Todd, Legend of Zelda, RENT, Maximum Ride, and Abarat series.

Hello Hello Hello everyone, it is MARK!! And for you smart ones out there, just because my name is Mark does not mean that I am of the male gender. I am in fact female and entirely heterosexual, thank you for asking. But for you even smarter ones, I should point out that although I am not gay, but I support all who are and think it's really pathetic when people say homosexuality is gross. And for the smartest people out there, you should know that this entire time I was using the term "smart ones" sarcastically.

I know you probably just want to read my stories, or possibly not even read anything of mine at all, pathetic writer as I am. But I am going to tell you about myself anyway. Fortunately, I am not one of those people who confuse the word "profile" with the word "blog". I'm going to tell you about myself, but am not going to give you my life story. Here goes.

I am fourteen years old, I live in the Mid-West, I have a posse whom I love full of friends I don't deserve. I play piano and I write and I act. I have two sisters, two parents, and a cat. Right now, I am wearing Converse shoes. I have a boyfriend who I love very much in a teenager-way. I am thinking of going to get a cookie.

Things I Like


Books- Favorites: oh geez. So many. Let me think. Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Gregor the Overlander, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Ranger's Apprentice, Eragon, Abarat, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, etc.

Movies- Favorites: Sweeney Todd, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rent, Slumdog Millionaire, Open Season, Howl's Moving Castle, Star Trek (just the new one), X-Men, and more that I can't think of off the top of my head.

Musicals- Favorites: A VERY POTTER MUSICAL, Rent, Wicked, Sweeney Todd, Chicago, Fiddler on the Roof, Once on this Island, ALL Disney Musicals, even though they're cartoon, and Moulin Rouge.

Characters- Favorites: Sooooo many. Legolas, Edward Cullen, Christopher Carrion, Ares, Luxa, Ripbred, Emmett Cullen, Gimli, Sam, Pippin, Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington, Mark Cohen (my namesake!), Sweeney Todd, Snape,(both versions) Draco Malfoy,(both versions) Remus Lupin, Voldemort (both versions), Rumbleroar, Goyle in AVPM, Tonks, Howl, Haldir, Midna, Link, Zelda, Blackheart from Ghost Rider, Sylar, Spock (the new one, played by Zachary Quinto), Edward Scissorhands, Angel Schunard, Maureen Johnson, Elphaba, Motel from Fiddler, Papa Ge from Once on this Island, Tom Riddle, The Joker, Hades, Barbossa, Jack the Monkey, Arwen, Wolverine, Cyclops, Ice Man, Colossus, Mystique, and so many others that I have no room for. But you get the gist.

Actors- Favorites: I'm narrowing my favorites actors down to a more select list: Lauren Lopez, Joe Walker, Joey Richter, Darren Criss, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Tom Felton, Alan Rickman, Zachary Quinto, Anthony Rapp, Sean Astin, Kellan Lutz, Idina Menzel, Helena Bonham Carter, Billy Boyd, Heath Ledger, and Robert Pattinson (NOT because he plays Edward, but because he plays Cedric. I don't even think he was that good in Twilight).

Things I Like


Rainbows, rain, mountains, France, New Zealand, Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, music, Phil Collins, my cousins in Iowa (LindseyJacobSamJuliaJoePeter), my friends who I don't deserve, TV, taking pictures, chocolate, winter, swimming, writing, being a nonconformist, Converse, neon colors, duct tape, Bics instead of Sharpies, good photograpy, making my own posters, card games, long car drives, vacations, Jonathan Larson, leaves, money (rofl), being random, long-distance running, starting trends, string, summer, the bad guys (I have a thing for antagonists), synchronized swimming, Spanish rice, watching Cece fall off a pogo stick, nigahiga, happyslip, kevjumba, Poptarts, Monster drinks, acting, theater, singing although I'm not good at it, playing paino, playing clarinet, the smell of coffee, rings, JKR, and more.

Things I Don't Like

Conformity, fads, superficial people, narrowminded people, crowds (I'm claustrophobic), bugs, brussel sprouts, getting sick, chores, really hot days, being told what to do, people who try to change my mind about being an atheist, stupid people, cleaning, my braces, school uniforms, people who read the end of the book first, "popular" people, people who follow trends, people who try to blend in, people who make fun of you just because you're different, people who don't have a sense of humor, people who don't know when to cut the crap, teachers who treat you five years younger than you are, Myspace, High School Musical, the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, Camp Rock, and much more.

Okay! Now for the thing everyone loves...COPY AND PASTE!! W00T!! I seriously wouldn't blame anyone if you skipped over this. They're just so much fun to type!

+If your body provides a comfortable home for the acquired immune RENThead syndrome, copy this into your profile.

+92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.\

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

+If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile

+If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

+If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

+If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile.

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+If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile

If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

A friend calls you when you're in jail. A good friend comes to visit you while you're in jail. A best friend is sitting in the cell next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

If you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..." because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile.

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile I finally got one!!

If you think Ilia should burn in Death Mountain so Midna can have Link, paste this on your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 7 saying "What was your first clue?"

:)This Is Bob. Copy And Paste Him So He Can Take Over The Internet.

If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.

If your profile is really long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer!

And that is all for copy and paste. I believe my first story will be for Gregor the Overlander, because it's one of the BEST series ever but there is so little fanfiction for it. Plus, for all of the fanfics I have read about Gregor, the author either has a really good idea but types like a four-year old or types very well but the idea is suckish. I won't stop there, but don't get impatient if I don't finish a story quickly. I'm the queen of procrastinators.

Live long and prosper!
Mark is watching.

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The Legend of Zelda: What Could Have Been by Twilit Guardian reviews
What would have happened if Zant hadn't stolen the Fused Shadows/broken the Mirror? What would have happened to Link and Midna? What would they have done? How would things have changed? Rated T: violence, language. MidnaxLink. What if fic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,210 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
Winter Winds by Twilit Guardian reviews
One-shot of Link and Midna as they climb Snowpeak. Everything's going fine on their quest till they meet the local wildlife. LinkxMidna. Bad at descriptions and genre. Rated T for violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Fourth Piece by Davin Sunrider reviews
Sequel to Twilight Princess. An invading army comes to Hyrule, destroying all in its path. With help from the new bearer of the Triforce of Power, the Hero and his allies must find a way to save the Golden Kingdom and the worlds beyond it. Complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,990 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Stranded by Nari-chan SND reviews
The elves force several other characters from the LotR to participate in a contest which involves staying on a deserted island. What craziness will ensue as they fight for the ultimate prize...? Parody on Survivor. WARNING: Lots of character bashing!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006
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Luxa and the Last Prophecy reviews
Gregor is going crazy missing all of his friends in the Underland. But what will happen when a prophecy is revealed foretelling the Underland coming to him? I stink at summaries. First fanfic. Please read and review flames welcome! GregorxLuxa
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,711 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Gregor, Luxa - Complete
A Currently Titleless Crossover reviews
Twenty characters from 20 different fictional universes are brought together on one tiny island to play a game of survival. From Carrion and the Johns, to Jack and Jack, to Fang and Ari, only one team will live. Read and review to keep the chapters comin.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Abarat series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
A Twilight Princess Wrapup reviews
Link has finally defeated Ganondorf and can now return to his life in Ordon as a simple ranch hand, laying aside his duties as Hero. But the world of Hyrule isn't finished with Link yet. Rated because I'm paranoid. Please read and REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Link, Midna
Rent Trivia Quiz reviews
Test your knowledge about this amazing musical. How much do you think you know? How much do you REALLY know? Take this quiz to find out. Separate quiz about both film and stage version, so you can do either one or both! Rated for question 7.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Mark C., Angel D.
Twilight Princess Trivia Quiz! reviews
Test you knowledge! See how well you know The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess! Not your average quiz. Details inside.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/18/2009
A Peaceful Ending reviews
An alternate ending to Sweeney Todd: What would have happened if Johanna hadn't been waiting in the barber shop that night. Just a short two-shot, but DEFINITELY how I think the movie should have ended. Sweenett. Rated for language and violence.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete