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I found this on HP-DG-SB-HA-RR-KB-NT-TD-LL-AJ's profile page and I agree with what is said, the good guys are always taken for granted...

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you do copy and paste this to your own profile, leave a tiny mention, before or after it, where you found this. I find it an interesting project to find who agrees with this.

Reasons why I don't support NaruHina (copied from Darkness Forgotten)

1. Extremely overused pairing. Filter it into the criteria and you get 430 pages with 25 stories per page, that's 10,750 stories with that pairing (not even counting those in crossovers). Compare that to my favourite pairing of Naruto x Temari, only has few pages with 25 stories per page that is only 15-20 stories are only readable.

2. Ridiculous settings. Hinata loves Naruto because she admired him throughout the academy as a source of inspiration and courage, correct? Then please tell me why the fuck that a Naruto who had been trained away from the village during his childhood, still has Hinata falling for him when he comes back to take the Genin Exams?! That's the same as saying she is a shallow fangirl attracted to looks and 'coolness'...

3. Ridiculous OOCness. Naruto influenced by Kyuubi to leave the village, develops a deep set hatred for Konoha, falls for Hinata?! Dafuq did I just read? Naruto banished by the village, joins another village, marries Hinata?! What the fuck? Naruto banished for failing the Sasuke retrieval mission, Hinata just ups and decides to abandon her family, friends and village to follow him?! The same Hinata who couldn't form a coherent sentence in his presence?!

4. Naruto himself. Many NaruHina fans fail to see Naruto as an actual living character, choosing to blindly look at Hinata only. Naruto has his own feelings and preferences, which has been shown in canon. It's quite obvious that Naruto's personality quirks are a mixture of his parents, his expressive, out-spoken and brash attitude from Kushina. His learning curve, battle instincts, ramen obsession and taste in women from Minato. Name a redhead in Konoha... none right? Name the closest person with reddish hair... Sakura right? Minato loves Kushina's red hair and Naruto has a crush/love on Sakura, whose hair is the closest thing to red in their village.

5. Naruto's feelings. Due to his lack of a proper upbringing in canon, Naruto is basically ill-informed and dense like a rock. Despite that, he clearly expresses his feelings for Sakura (not saying I support NaruSaku, just a logical explanation of canon). What NaruHina fans are doing is taking a one-sided relationship and declaring that it is mutual, which is not the case at all! When has Naruto ever shown any form of attraction to Hinata, better yet, HOW many times have they actually interacted with each other?! He obviously is not attracted to Hinata so please stop the 'a beautiful girl with midnight blue hair in a hime-styled cut and lavender eyes, he knew it was love at first sight'... Naruto has seen Hinata multiple times... none of which has EVER left him googly-eyed...

6. Hinata's confession. Naruto completely ignored it... not even bothering to confront her about it after the defeat of Nagato. Hell, he didn't even bother to check up on her condition... (I know Nagato had revived everyone but if he cared, he would have shown at least some form of concern).

7. Hinata's feelings. Her love stemmed from admiration, she admired him for his persistent attitude and courage. She claims that watching him improve makes her want to better herself, using him as a source of inspiration. Now does that sound like lovers love or sisterly love hmm? Very much like how a younger sister idolizes her 'amazing' elder brother and trying to improve so as to impress him and gain his approval hmm? Her feelings are easy to write-off as sisterly...

You can copy & paste this into your profile if you agree with it.

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Blood Stained by Flameraiser reviews
Harry has been forgotten. No friends. No family. Until one man finds him and makes him into the ultimate weapon. Follow him as he makes his own choices while kicking ass and taking names. Summary sucks and so do first few chapters. Get past those and I promise it gets better. Rated M for safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,473 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.]
Beginning a New Path by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
Massive crossover between Harry Potter/Buffy/Stargate/Star Trek Enterprise/X-Men/Fantastic Four/Iron Man/Highlander/Justice League/Underworld/Star Wars in that order. Full summary inside. Harem, Awesome power Harry. 850,000 words. 142 smut scenes.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 81 - Words: 840,968 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/18/2010 - S. Carter, Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,598 - Reviews: 3330 - Favs: 7,320 - Follows: 8,415 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but the story did cry out for some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. HP/HG, SS/OC, not HG/SS. Rating & Genres may change later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 206,787 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Banished Godling Year One by Please Read my stuff reviews
It's been three weeks since Harry rescued Willow. He is getting ready to board the Hogwarts express. All he wants is a year of peace somewhere safe, but with Zeus sending Voldemort to kill him will he get what he wants?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hero of Madness by clumsyProphet reviews
Oblivion AU - We all know how the Hero of Kvatch, at the end of his mortal journey, entered the realm of the Daedric Prince Sheogorath and how he became the new Prince of Madness. But what would have happened if the order of the events was reversed, and it was this new Daedric Lord tasked to save Tamriel from Dagon's plans?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,393 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Martin S., Sheogorath, Hero of Kvatch - Complete
Harry Potter and The Alteran Gift by robertbryan reviews
This is an AU cross-over from Harry Potter with Stargate SG1. This story starts near the end of the final battle at Hogwarts and the vanquishing of Voldemort-HP is all AU from there. Stargate Atlantis never happens, HP preempts it. Other SG1 events happen per canon unless HP and company preempt it. Pairings: Harry/Ginny/Hermione. M for safety.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 268,746 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 720,383 - Reviews: 9561 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Banished Godling by Please Read my stuff reviews
Born to Loki and Hecate, Harry Loki son is cast out of the godly realm and found by the Potters. How will the wizarding world react to a godling in their midst.I DON'T OWN ANYTHING.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,951 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
It's Not The End Of The World (At Least Not For Me) by Far Away In Wonderland reviews
Life bows to death and from death new life springs forth. Harry never thought that this would also apply to existence at large; at least not until he became Death and had to help the new God to create a universe from the ashes of the old one. Seems his Next Great Adventure would be filled with Angels, Demons and - of course - Winchesters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,150 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Harry P., Chuck, Gabriel, Death
Christmas Magic by Aidenk77 reviews
The sequel to "The Master Plan, Come Undone" - Harry is having fun with Ginny, but finds himself incredibly jealous of Luna's boyfriend... and Luna has been invited for a Weasley Christmas... H/G - H/L - A bit of fluffy, saucy, smutty fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Revelation by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,673 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Back in Black by sakurademonalchemist reviews
He was sick of being lied to and sick of them. So he makes a deal with Death himself to get a second chance, all so he could finally feel love. But Death has other plans for his 'Master', and he intends to see that the two bickering children known as Lucifer and Micheal never have their fight. Can Dean recover his former status as Master of Death, or will he lose everything?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,846 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.
The Sentinel: Episode 2 The Shadows of War and Peace by TheBlackHand724 reviews
Sequel to The Sentinel: Episode 1 The Phantom's Shadow. 1 day in Arda, 33 days in the Star Wars verse what could the Sith do when Harry's not around? What can the Jedi Do to stop him? What will Harry do when he gets back? T for langue and Violence. Now Beta'ed thru chapter 13
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,362 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Obi-Wan K., Siri T.] A. Ventress, Harry P. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Shades of Grey by Ravenwood240 reviews
Harry has lost his strongest supporter and has to chart his own course. Someone is going to make him an offer he can't refuse, even if it feels like dealing with the devil. STATUS Change: This story will be finished as written... The other SoG will be renamed and changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 231,607 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P., Pansy P.
The Unforeseen Variable by FractiousDay reviews
Discontinued: As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,794 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Honoured Ancestor by Shahismael reviews
Following his years at Hogwarts, Harry wonders whether those with Parseltongue were driven insane by the ability, after all, he never heard of someone with it who wasn't a Dark Lord? Harry grows worried about his past and Hermione can't prove that he's fine, so they go looking for answers. one shot A weird idea I got when researching serpent and dragon myths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Herpo the Foul - Complete
The Dragonblood Saga II: Madness Rising by ForTalosandtheEmpire reviews
When a mysterious Gate opens a year after the Crisis ends, Mara Fides is drawn into a world of madness and forced to face an impossible challenge: work for a god she hates to save his realm from its imminent destruction. As blackmail and betrayal force her hand at every turn, saving something she despises will require Mara to make the ultimate sacrifice. Sequel to Honor Bound.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,851 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Sheogorath, Hero of Kvatch - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Pick Your Poison by Sarah1281 reviews
Crowley uses his influence to enact his version of hell a little sooner which makes for a very strange situation when Castiel arrives to pull Dean from hell. Just how much nudging will the Winchesters need to prevent the apocalypse anyway?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Being The One by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
The One, Yulaw, has failed to murder his last remaining alternate in another universe. He lands in a prison colony and declares himself top dog, ready to climb back to the top. But Raiden has a few words to say to him. [ONE-shot]
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Raiden - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva - Complete
The Perks by Dr Bayou reviews
Turning to look at him, she gave him an odd look. "You do understand Privilege, Right?". Harry's world is turned upside down as a blond haired Slytherin barges into his life to show him all he could, and should, be taking advantage of. M for Caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,819 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 4,746 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Setting the Bar Low by Sarah1281 reviews
When Gabriel stood against Lucifer, he never expected to be the Archangel left standing. Michael's not happy but it's occurring to Gabriel that he has a lot of things to say to this brother, too. Hopefully this reunion will be a little less stab-happy than the last one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Gabriel, Michael - Complete
Angel of death by honeychild200 reviews
Harry makes a deal with death to help balance his powers and becomes an angel of death. This story also crosses over with Percy Jackson, avengers, Buffy the vampire slayer.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,974 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Gabriel - Complete
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Sentinel: Episode 1 The Phantom Shadow by TheBlackHand724 reviews
They had no use for his skills as a shadow assassin, but maybe the next word would. He was a weapon, a blade to be used against the dark, nothing more and nothing less. Super powered, and skilled Harry Potter in the Star Wars universe. T for language and violence. beta'ed by Mad about the Boro
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,085 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Obi-Wan K., Siri T.] Harry P. - Complete
Stormcrown by Lady Salazar reviews
"Find the last of my blood, and close shut the jaws of Oblivion." Harry is a stranger in a strange land, alone and far from home, but that doesn't stop her hero complex when she has a mission. She's spent half her life at war, so what's one more? PostDH, EWE, fem!Harry, cross with TESIV.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/14/2014
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5288 - Favs: 7,183 - Follows: 6,372 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Born Under a Wandering Star by choklitbean reviews
The misadventures of Liam, a Nord, in Cyrodill. How the story came about: A few of us who like to write got together and did an experiment of sorts. We would write a story around what happened as we played through the game. My game was pretty heavily modded out so I'd like to say thanks to those whose wonderful creations not only made it into my game but also my story.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013
Padma's Advice by HPFANGIB reviews
Hermione Takes Padma's Advice and gets the boy she wants. (One shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Padma P. - Complete
The Dragonblood Saga I: Honor Bound by ForTalosandtheEmpire reviews
Mara Fides thought she'd spend the rest of her life in prison. Instead she finds herself on a quest to find and protect the only living heir of the Septim bloodline. As the Gates of Oblivion open and the Third Era comes to an end, the fate of the Empire rests with this one woman and a man she who wasn't quite what she'd expected.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,519 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Martin S., Hero of Kvatch] - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 4,013 - Follows: 979 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
It Was Worth It by ChampionOfKratos reviews
Running through the woods to escape Werewolf Lupin Hermione comes up with an idea to save herself and Harry. Warning: Lemons, don't like then don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3820 - Favs: 5,444 - Follows: 4,414 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Revolution by Shadrac reviews
Harry makes a gruesome discovery that leads to realization that his whole life has been a lie. He comes up with a plan to fix everything and goes back to where it all began and meets his eleven yr old self at the Leaky Cauldron. Will bash almost everyone. Chapter 5 rewrite now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,325 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Harry Potter: Overboard Gryffindor by Rarsh reviews
A Harry that fits the description of the stereotypical Gryffindor, convinced he's a Heroic Fantasy novel hero and yet attempts to be cunning; poor Dumbledore doesn't know what hit him. ProfessionalHero!Harry, no bashings, background pairing only
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Ghost Buster! by Byakugan789 reviews
The MoM has a division within the DRCMC that deals specifically with ghosts and spirit related entities, this much is canon, but what is done there beyond stop annoying specters like Myrtle from Haunting Olive Hornbey? At the end of their first year, distraught by Harry's injuries on the stone adventure Hermione decides to go looking after an obscure book, as a way to save Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rune Reader (Old Version) by Bluedragon312 reviews
When Ron and Hermione leave him hanging in the Forest of Dean, Harry discovers a present from Dumbledore that changes everything. A book called Rune Reader, a pen for writing runes, and a portrait of an eager to atone for himself Dumbledore. HP/DG/TD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,065 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Rise of Arcane by Angeldoctor reviews
Harry was abandoned by his parents at the Dursleys only for them to abandon him in New York a few years later. Luckily, Harry met a strange magician under circumstances only Harry could consider normal. How would the Marvel Universe and the Harry Potter world change now that he's being raised by Dr. Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme? Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Harry/harem. ABANDONED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,518 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Ascension of the Scorpion Sorcerer by Scorpion.Sorcerer7 reviews
The continuation of Vorlon666's work. After the death of his Godfather, Harry Potter, after making some appalling discoveries, cuts all ties to his previous allies and sets on his own dark course to win the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,900 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry's Log by ToastyTamLin reviews
Harry Potter experiments with runes. This is the log of his investigations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 373 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 9,885 - Follows: 4,904 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief by Adama's Shadow reviews
This is a crossover, it is based on Harry Potter and the Olympians by VINcredible. A story I truly hope he finishes someday. This is a Harry/Hermione ship. Powerful! Demi-god!Harry, Harry/Hermione soul-bond.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,155 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
The War of Gods: Blood Awakening by tthorn reviews
Magic is not the only tool Harry Potter has in his arsenal. A gift one day changes his fate leading him to accept things that he would never have had before. One he is no longer human. Two he is the child of a god. Three he has to deal with another prophecy. Demi-god Harry. Pairings unknown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,800 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
Tricks of the Trade, Rewritten by sprinter1988 reviews
Ash was once offered a trade for his Tauros which he refused. However, he owns thirty of the things. What happens when he trades away his twenty-nine extras? A rewrite of EP146: Tricks of the Trade.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 219 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Green Eyes & Dying Men by A Screw Loose reviews
Jamie Bennett lays on his death bed, Jack Frost doesn't want to let go, and Death comes. Complete. /edited 121512
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
The Eyes of Merlin by MysticDew reviews
Harry finds a mysterious, ancient potion tucked in a corner of the library, labeled 'the eyes of Emrys.' Desperate for a plan for the second task, he drinks it. Eventual Pairing: Harry/Morgana.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,761 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Harry P., Morgana] Merlin
Emerald Flight Book One: Union by megamatt09 reviews
Two rebellious teenagers meet in Vegas with one night that changes their lives forever. Somewhat AU. Harry/Kara, expanded in future books. Blood Brandy's Vegas Wedding Challenge used as a starting point. Part One in a Trilogy. Extended summary prior to Chapter One.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 247,052 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl - Complete
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,645 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Three to Triumph by HermiHugs reviews
An ancient prophecy foretold a period of great struggle before the dawn of a new era of peace and harmony. This win for the 'light' is brought about by a 'Being Supreme' a result of joining of three bonded magical humans. Abandoned at an young age H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,143 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] Hedwig - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,779 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 6,477 - Follows: 5,188 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bored in Binns' by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione passes notes in the middle of History of Magic. One thing leads to another and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harrison Potter Stephens by Fyreheart reviews
Someone saw Harry Potter dropped off on a doorstep and refused to allow that to happen. Instead, he was adopted by a magical family, a family very different than what wizarding society was used to. Note: the Bewitched timeline was moved forward to fit into the Harry Potter universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 370 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Runes of Atlantis by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry has a talent for languages, he learns fifteen of them before he reaches Hogwarts. Will he be able to learn the British Spell language fluently? And what other uses might that language have?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,994 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Elizabeth W.
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 955 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Letter to my greatest enemy or is he? by Myra Bones reviews
Harry wants to die, but who gets his goodbye letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
What Must Be Done by Xelan reviews
Dobby saving everyone in Book 7 always seemed like weak writing and implausible to boot. Here's a different way thing could have gone that puts a harder choice in front of Harry. I'd like to think it makes him more of a Hero rather than a Dumble's pawn. I don't know what genre this falls into. Comments? H/Hr story in a dark setting. Confused? The second chapter will explain it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3959 - Favs: 6,581 - Follows: 4,058 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Felix Felinis by DarthMittens reviews
Hermione is annoyed at an itch on her back that she can't reach and Harry decides to help her out. What he discovers when he does itch her back on that particular spot is quite...interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 6,076 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Revenge by God of Death and Disease reviews
Meet a new Harry Potter. After the death of his godfather our hero is driven beyond what he can take. In a fit of rage and grief our hero unlocks a power to equal all. With half the world against him Harry unleashes a war of magic never seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 476,408 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3016 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Relatives by HJP Squared reviews
Hermione has a Granger family reunion and her relatives are trying to fix her up with her best mate. Weasley Bashing. Harry/Hermione pairing. Mostly fluff and some humour. Not rated M straight away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 412 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Petrified by HermiHugs reviews
My name is Hermione Potter and this is the story of how I with my husband Harry Potter fled our native country Britain and settled in United States of America, to find acceptance, equality and some peace. One Shot, set after second year Basilisk incident
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 183 - Published: 3/30/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Love Potions by Polydicta reviews
Harry and Hermione are livid with their respective ex partners. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kiss by Polydicta reviews
When curses collide in a magically charged atmosphere, strange things happen to reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tangled Threads of Time by chem prof reviews
After seeing his son off on the Hogwarts Express, Harry wakes up in an unexpected place. And finds himself with more memories than ought to be possible. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 136 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Again by Silverfawkes reviews
Sequel to Yet Another Universe. Harry is Pulled to another Universe where almost everything is changed. Can he adapt quickly enough to survive? Will he finally find a place to call home? Warnings posted in Author notes chapter 1
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011
3 Nights and 2 days by HermiHugs reviews
ONE SHOT. During their stay at the Burrow before their fourth year, Harry and Hermione are forced to share a bed for three nights. They get acquainted with each other in a more intimate way. Mature situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Death Reincarnate by HermiHugs reviews
Voldemort was defeated but only after a lot of innocent lives were lost. The balance between good and evil badly disturbed. Harry Potter is the master of death, what does that mean? Do the Hallows have a more important function? Time travel fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 247 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Lord of Nightmares by AnnaDruvez reviews
Harry Potter meets a certain Dream Lord and gains a new weapon for his arsenal of tricks. Is there such a thing as a fourshot?
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Freddy K. - Complete
Cats by fringeperson reviews
Hermione said she wanted an owl, so what is she doing with that cat? Harry worries for his friend sometimes. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Veil of Time by Soleneus reviews
Betrayed by the man he called friend and sentenced to death, Harry Potter escapes and jumps through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries, expecting death. Instead, he finds that he is in his eleven year-old body, with a chance to make things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Aromatic by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione has been disappearing lately. They would later return together, albeit with an odd, pleasant scent around them. It's up to Ron to figure out what exactly they're up to! With the help of other Gryffindors, Ron will unravel the mystery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love will find a way by HermiHugs reviews
My idea of how Harry Potter's sixth year should have happened. With Hermione by his side, he trains in advanced battle transfiguration, charms and dueling. Story contains most of the events depicted in Half Blood Prince with my own twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,303 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 450 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry Potter and Doing It All Over Again by danieljgrant reviews
Harry Potter's life has never been easy. Things happen to him that would drive other people crazy. Is it any surprise that he needs to save the world, AGAIN? Cannon acknowledged and accepted, but not. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,371 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Summer Lessons by HarnGin reviews
AU: Sirius's will gives the Tonkses custody of Harry. Meanwhile, the ministry is forcing non-wizard-raised students to spend their summer taking "wizarding culture" classes from early morning until late at night. How does this affect Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,544 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Harry P., Andromeda T. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 564 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 332 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 204 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3733 - Favs: 6,866 - Follows: 3,677 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Necromancer Unleashed by Razial reviews
Pain, anger, hatred and betrayal unwittingly aid Harry in unleashing a power only one other wizard before him had access to and now he rages war on the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,489 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
obsession by ChAOtiC ReApEr reviews
What if Hermione had an unhealthy obsession of Harry. What if she went to the extreme to get him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Discian in Ravenclaw by fringeperson reviews
oneshot, don't own, complete. Following the thought of 'Disc Raised'. How does Harry Sto Helit/Potter handle Hogwarts and everything that goes with it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blade of Light by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry creates a new weapon, the Wizarding world won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 317 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
Myrddin Emrys Returns by General Kenobi SIYE reviews
Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,494 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Just one more level by Stephen-Warner reviews
Harry is distraught after the death of Sirius and finds solace in this new fangled game Dean shows him. World Of Warcraft.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,253 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,313 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B.
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 538 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Potter and the Tailed Beasts by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 430 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Lie to Me by DREWHHR reviews
Hermione walks in on Ron with Lavender and she runs to Harry's arms. After Harry deals with Ron, she demands for him to tell her a lie to make her feel better and boy, does she get a surprise. VERY FLUFFY! Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dearest Hermione by MariusDarkwolf reviews
Angsty story based on Broomstick Flyers story 'Please Believe Me'. Heavy Hermione bashing to start, but will be H/Hr. Timetravel, AU, and limited soulbond. Please Read & Review Upping the rating due to language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,769 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Alternative Medicine by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,425 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 458 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
But, It's Just a Painting! by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Black Scorpion by etincelle047 reviews
The war is over, but not for Harry, the veteran, the hero is accused of war crimes. But as his former allies come to arrest him he is whisked away to the world of warcraft. Will he find acceptance there, more? Dark!powerful!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Night Elf
House Pride by SCWLC reviews
A very interesting diary is found and turns the perception of the Houses of Hogwarts upside-down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Dean T., Salazar S. - Complete
The Bell Tolls For Thee Or Not by ebsoryn reviews
Harry Potter has died, again. He is sent to his death angel's office where he is given one last chance to go back and make things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Disc Raised by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Harry gets taken in by his teacher and raised under the guidance of some of the more interesting characters of the Disc. Story stops before the sorting, feel free to use as plot-bunny.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 466 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A bit of Truth by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Hermione gets smacked down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 6,047 - Follows: 7,041 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Contracts and Legalities by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. All those harem stories where Harry gets a lot of other people's girl? If he can have lots of wives, why can't they have lots of husbands too? This story is inspired by that thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Balance of Nature by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry discovers the "Power the Dark Lord knows not" it's not love, or knowledge, it's not hate or skill, it's not a magical ability, it is balance. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Death Eaters of Hogwarts by Mentally Impaired reviews
I'm revising this. Look for "The Death Eaters of Hogwarts." Changes to Harry's summer routine get him better prepared for his 5th year at school. Students by day, Death Eaters by night, the halls are no longer safe to wander when its dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,169 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by fishwotflies reviews
Dobby somehow manages to find Harry an Aladdin-style magic lamp. Harry unknowingly makes a wish that leads the girls of Hogwarts to take extreme enthusiastic interest in him... Harry/Multi, Harry/Harem. PWP. Fairly explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,810 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P.
Deviant by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Lemon that might end up having somewhat of a plot in future chapters. Just a drabble of mine that I'll only update when I feel inspired - meaning irregularly and infrequently. I just thought some of you might get a kick out of it. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,489 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 298 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P.
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Trust by CrawledOutOfTheSea reviews
Summer before DH, and Harry is left at the Dursley's alone. Hermione comes over, and suddenly there is a slight tension in the air. A sexual tension. So when Hermione asks a favor, what else can Harry do but say yes?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Archive by Ynyr reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry meets a powerful magical practitioner named Ivy, who asks the young hero for a small favor. She wants him to be the father of her children.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,249 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Ivy - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Jedi Granger by Chris Hill reviews
An incident in Diagon Alley starts a chain of events which lead to Hermione learning about her parents past. What will happen to the Wizarding World because of this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,387 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hermione G.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 6,905 - Follows: 7,193 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Embrace your destiny by Cinduri reviews
Harry dies together with Voldemort in the final battle, but gets a chance in another universe with another prophecy. He is sent to Padme Amidala trained in the Force to help her with the coming trials for her world and the Republic.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Padmé Amidala, Harry P.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 309 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
What If? by TheCrackedoutFirebird reviews
What would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball first? How different would things have been between them and how would the wizarding world be affected by a simple question? Chapters are a comfortable 5,500 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,228 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dungeon Crawling in Chicago by LordsFire reviews
Take a decently fit Nerd, throw him into a slightly more magical version of the real world in 1990, and give him the ability to gain power as per D&D levelling system. A completely gratuitous piece, written purely for the author's own satisfaction.
Crossover - X-overs & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,354 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 469 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dawn of Angels by keiranhalcyon2010 reviews
Humanity finds itself in a wondrous and dangerous new Universe. They have been given the chance for a fresh start and begin the difficult journey to shoulder the Legacy of both the Asgard and the Alterans.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,769 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Shepard (F)
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost Cause by Corvus Nyx reviews
The Blood Wards go seriously wrong and Dumbledore cannot even find Harry. While the world doesn't know where Harry is Wolfram and Hart hire him because of his genius and ambition. What could Harry James Potter do with the whole Law Firm in his palm? SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Angel - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,784 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P.
Snape finally makes good on one of his promises by Stephen-Warner reviews
Beginning of 4th year Harry gets mad and forces snape to make on one of the promises he made during the first class.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 7,801 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Harry had an unexpected side effect from the Killing Curse. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 227 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
La Blue Wizard by canoncansodoff reviews
Multi-generational "James and Lily live" story. Harry Potter embraces both his Shikima and Welsh heritages while the magical world focuses on Daphne Greengrass, "The-Girl-Who-Lived." A H/multi fanfic that incorporates elements of "La Blue Girl".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,796 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 8,095 - Follows: 7,753 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Crow: Phoenix Rising by Belcris reviews
What if "the power the Dark Lord knows not" had nothing to do with love? What if it had everything to do with justice? Crossover of Harry Potter and the Crow.
Crossover - Crow & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Bleached by bluminous8 reviews
AU- It seems that even in Death Harry is never given a break. His soul ends up in Rokungai where his past prevents him from moving forward. Will he learn to let go?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 74,941 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Yoruichi S.
All Because of a Hippogriff by muggledad reviews
What happens if Harry realizes how important Hermione is to him during their time travel experience at the end of Book 3. AU HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,266 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 335 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 291 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 4,884 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6011 - Favs: 9,759 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tales From 6th Year: A Revealing Rendezvous by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 6. Harry is caught off guard when Hermione and Ron introduce him to a surprising practice among Hogwarts prefects, which causes him to look at one of his best friends in an entirely different way. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 266 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hole in Your Mind by troyguffey reviews
Ever wonder why the Wizarding World lacks common sense and is stuck in the past? Harry's AU Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Positive by DREWHHR reviews
Harry and Hermione have a one-nite stand rite before the Third Task in Fourth Year, but soon that leads to consequences and responsibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,363 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 10,995 - Follows: 4,677 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 1,897 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4332 - Favs: 6,886 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 313 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: comic smut. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,531 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Potter Conspiracy by darklordmike reviews
Slightly AU, post-GOF. A Harry/Parvati epic. Civil war is coming to wizarding Britain, and Harry's role will be a complicated one. Very manipulative Dumbledore, with some revisions to early canon. Harry will have a backbone in this one. Rated M. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 187,009 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Parvati P.
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 276 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 4,832 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Bring to Order Rewrite by twilliams1797 reviews
Harry and Hermione, A new kind of family, multi-wife some mild femslash. This story has been re-edited, and the mistakes fixed as pointed out by my reviewers. The formatting has been fixed, so don't complain about formatting, it was right when I u/l it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,600 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Enlightenment by Rohata reviews
Takes place the Summer before third year. A chance meeting with a former Death Eater reveals some startiling truths. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 131,788 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reflections Through Time by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Post HBP Harry is trying to make sense of all that has happened in his life when a certain platinum haired goddess drops by to turn everything upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,040 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Reason For The Marriage Law by SevyLu reviews
Many years into the future, Minister Shacklebolt explains why a new law is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kingsley S., Arthur W. - Complete
Bibliophile by cloneserpents reviews
During the trio's stay at Grimmauld Place in DH, Hermione spends some quality alone time with a good book. PURE SMUT. You'll find no plot to water down the smut in this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Vanilla by danieljgrant reviews
Ron storms out. Hermione's devastated. What Harry should have done in DH after Ron left, and the aftershocks of the shifting feelings between Harry and Hermoine. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,505 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Deceit and Lies by potter8668 reviews
Harry survives a brutal attack from the Dursleys with Hermione's help. He learns that everything he knows is false. What will he do? Takes places after Sirius' death. Mentions torture and sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the power of Oa by bluminous8 reviews
AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 227,104 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P.
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 867 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry's Heirdom by FallenMuse54 reviews
Post OotP. No HBP or DH. Harry gets a letter from Gringotts that leaves him with a political powerhouse, a list of bachelorettes, and a freakishly hyphenated last name. Includes: Harry/Harem, Independent!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 915 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P.
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ginny's Trial by Paladeus reviews
Ginny is caught using amortentia on Hermione and Harry. During her trial, Harry is compelled to save her again in the only way the Wizengamot can be assured that she is fully under control. H/Hr/L, one-sided H/G, One-shot, no real naughties
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shake on it by NeoNerd420 reviews
After the Final task and the death of Cedric. Harry has a question. With Hermione's help he finds the answers. One t much H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 849 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Balance by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
Harry is abused but overcomes to claim his place exploring the galaxy through the Stargate. Super Smart Harry. Resourceful Powerful Harry. Time-Travel. Some Reality Travel. Harry-multi Hermione Fleur Tonks Sam C. and many others . Advanced Technology. No uncensored, NC-17, Unrated or smut version of this story exists anywhere. This story is only posted on this site.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,720 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Princely Sum by DukeBrymin reviews
Set in the same universe as Like a Queen. During Christmas of Harry's sixth year, the Twins give Harry a lesson on Wizarding Copyright Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 6,601 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Death of the Discworld by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Mr Black fills in while Death is on vacation. Harry Potter/Discworld crossover. Mr Black borrowed from Rorschach's Blot with permission. Oneshot with omakes coming.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P.
Colin Morgan And Other Answers by marionettedoll95 reviews
AU. Ginny forces the Trio into a quiz on who knows who better with Hermione being the one questioned about. Who knows more about Hermione? Ron or Harry? I'm sure all of you know who does know her better. One-shot. Graphic Snogging. Rated T. Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tease by cloneserpents reviews
After Quidditch practice, Harry receives some unexpected attention. 5th Year AU! PWP SMUT/MYSTERY. NON-CONSENT! FEMME—DOM!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 429 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 119 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
One Hundred and forty nearly Twelve by broomstick flyer reviews
My answer to Merlins challenge when he was writing Time Again, so this is my Harry back in time story, it is H/Hr all the way as during an accident 142 year old Harry goes back in time to become Eleven once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Coven of Prefects Harmony Version by canoncansodoff reviews
OotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,054 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An American Slayer in Northern England by SCWLC reviews
Buffy’s actually a witch and it’s about time the Wizarding world caught on to muggle magics. BA 'ship. I know some of you want a sequel. It's not forthcoming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Buffy S., Harry P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by BajaB reviews
Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Letter to Myself by Rohata reviews
Set during Book Seven. Hermione receives a letter that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Tale of One Kitty by cloneserpents reviews
After a failed animagus transformation, Hermione seeks help from Harry and his girlfriend, Susan. Smut without a pesky plot or bothersome story. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 224 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 210 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Harry's Hydrotherapy by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry is hit by a dark curse that causes his skin and lungs to burn on contact with air. Hermione hits upon a novel treatment plan that involves hydrotherapy, hormones, and a backyard swimming pool. Harry/Hermione/Vector others?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,962 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Unicorns Horn by Glee-chan reviews
Harry Potter finds himself in a dangerous situation this year at Hogwarts, but this time it has nothing to do with Voldemort. Now he is the middle of a battle of affections from all his female admirers. This takes place in an alternate timeline of book6
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,079 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 257 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 753 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Room of Requirement by Fission25 reviews
While enjoying a more realistic use of the Room of Requirement, Harry walks his own path toward maturity in a world filled with pureblood bigotry, corruption and evil. Fifth year AU. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,721 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
Against the Odds by Wolf Scourge reviews
A HarryHarem story with a slight twist. What happens when Harry leaves the Dursleys, gets a new start, and has a horde of girls chasing him? Looks like our hero will have an interesting year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,273 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,023 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Doing it all again by jumping-jo reviews
Story set at the end of book 5. Harry, his aunt and cousin travel back in time. See what happens when harry has to do Hogwarts all over again. I finally uploaded the final chapter i'm not really happy with this story it seems too juvenile or something.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,554 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 136 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Chance To Get It Right by Black Knight 03 reviews
Harry Potter and Padma Patil cross paths at the Ministry’s New Year’s Celebration and find the potential for something else. PP-HP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 191 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 3,242 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Under the Table by Vincenti reviews
Canon situation of the Three Broomsticks OOTP - the smutty version of the events that took place there. Harry/Rita
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Ministerial Kneepads by Perspicacity reviews
Rita Skeeter, in search of a scoop on Harry's love life, sneaks into Harry's flat and finds much more than she expected. One-shot. Setting: Post-DH AU. DLP TGYH challenge response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Rita S., Lavender B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Others Such as Me by StrangeVisitor reviews
Xover with Highlander: Sequel to Red Tape. Dean dies & awakens to Immortality. The boys struggle to accept this change. Duncan arrives to train Dean. Watchers, Hunters & Immortals: These worlds are connected in a way no one thought possible
Crossover - Highlander & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,413 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
Rise of the Forsaken by Korraganitar the NightShadow reviews
Post OotP. While mourning over Sirius' death, Harry has a rather strange conversation, that sets him on the path to discovering just who and what he is in the world, and what he will become. Dark Harry. Dumbles Bashing. HPHG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,098 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P.
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 581 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 754 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,317 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sirius Matter by witowsmp reviews
AU A few days after being rescued from the dementor's kiss, Sirius Black decides to share information with Harry about his destiny. The story continues on from there. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,269 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sweat of a Gladiator by canoncansodoff reviews
Ron is poisoned, and the hag that holds the only available antidote wants Harry to pay for it in sweat. The catch? The sweat must be gathered by one virgin witch while Harry deflowers a second. Who is going to help? Who is qualified to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
HHr It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,376 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 169 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Rogue by kb0 reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry gets fed up with all the meddling in his life and decides to live his way. He also learns some important lessons along the way, like friends are important. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,934 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 461 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 260 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wizard of Silence by Corwalch reviews
HPCharmed XOver. The Dursley's hate magic so much they are willing to try & handicap Harry to insure he doens't become a Wizard. However the wizarding community aren't the only ones watching over Harry & someone intends to intervene. Rating T to be safe
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,435 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 717 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Needs Of The One by S4ltv1n3g4r reviews
Having forcibly barged into Harry's house, Bellatrix gives Harry lessons in the Dark Arts for her own purposes, but perhaps it is he who will teach her that love is stronger than manipulation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,349 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
The Opportune Death of Harry Potter by BlueMagikMarker reviews
OneShot. Harry Potter is put on trial for the use of an Unforgivable in front of Ministry personnel during the daring raid of the Department of Mysteries. If only Fudge had arrived a few moments later... and Dumbledore isn't able to help him this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 446 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 387 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 182 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Turning Words Into Action by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 157 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Duty To Him by OblivionsPuppet reviews
Tonks explains Hermione's duty to Harry, and the burden that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Rune Master by Rune warrior reviews
Harry discovers some new powers is the world ready for a new Rune Master, HarryTonks later in the story Maniuplative!Dumbledore Powerful!Harry. Chaps 9,10,11, not Beta'd If you hadn't noticed Its pretty much abandoned, Sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,221 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter & The Fall of a Dark Lord by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
Harry returns from a disastrous fifth year and, in his hurt and anger, lashes out at the wizarding world in a letter to the Daily Prophet. Can love really be the 'power he knows not? Independent!Harry, Powerful!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,094 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 675 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Catharsis by Kasey22 reviews
Just after the battle, Harry is a little distraught over everything that’s happened and Hermione comforts him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Confessons by Kasey22 reviews
PostWar, fluffy oneshot. HHr. Awesome betareading as always by the wonderful ParticleAccelerator. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mr Black: Continuing the Trek by Chris Hill reviews
Mr. Black goes out in space and ends up meeting Kirk and the Enterprise. Permission From the Make a Wish series by Rorcharts Blot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P.
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9934 - Favs: 13,628 - Follows: 3,996 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Memoria et Dolere by AirElemental101 reviews
Rewrite of Harry and Snape's duel at the end of HBP. Very different ending... ficlet, only 1 chapter long, dark Harry, tortured Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5052 - Favs: 7,263 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
First Date by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
A little oneshot in which Harry and Hermione go on a date under a dare, and it leads to an epiphany. Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dakaath: Prince of Darkness by LT2000 reviews
Pre!HBP AU, Dark!Harry. A mysterious summons brings Harry to Gringotts, where he learns of his true heritage as a dakaath, a demonic parallel of the veela, and of his destiny as the heir of Lord Grindelwald. HarryCho, HarryFem!OC. No slash. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,536 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Pros and Cons by ellie-00 reviews
Harry, a bit inebriated, finds himself writing a Pro and Con list about liking Hermione. He didn't plan on anyone finding it. HHr. One-shot, Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Game by ellie-00 reviews
Harry and Hermione's unspoken game leads to some interesting situations. HHr, One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Resuscitation of Agapé by Jessica-X reviews
As his 6th year at Hogwarts nears, Harry receives a pair of mysterious, conflicting owls. Evidently, Hermione is dying to tell him something, but whatever he was expecting is FAR from the disturbing truth... T:LVS, gender-bending :COMPLETE:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,738 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Benefits of a Bad Night's Sleep by kyc639 reviews
COMPLETE! Harry has a nightmare and finds that there is a good side to having bad dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Defending the DA by Ramos reviews
Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione's Detention by RosemaryJolene reviews
What if Hermione had been just a bit more ruthless during OotP?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Issues of Trust and Faith by Ruskbyte reviews
After the 1st task of the Triwizard Tournament, Ron comes to Harry to apologize. Only thing is, Harry is not feeling very forgiving. Little H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Harry P.