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I found this on HP-DG-SB-HA-RR-KB-NT-TD-LL-AJ's profile page and I agree with what is said, the good guys are always taken for granted...

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you do copy and paste this to your own profile, leave a tiny mention, before or after it, where you found this. I find it an interesting project to find who agrees with this.

Reasons why I don't support NaruHina (copied from Darkness Forgotten)

1. Extremely overused pairing. Filter it into the criteria and you get 430 pages with 25 stories per page, that's 10,750 stories with that pairing (not even counting those in crossovers). Compare that to my favourite pairing of Naruto x Temari, only has few pages with 25 stories per page that is only 15-20 stories are only readable.

2. Ridiculous settings. Hinata loves Naruto because she admired him throughout the academy as a source of inspiration and courage, correct? Then please tell me why the fuck that a Naruto who had been trained away from the village during his childhood, still has Hinata falling for him when he comes back to take the Genin Exams?! That's the same as saying she is a shallow fangirl attracted to looks and 'coolness'...

3. Ridiculous OOCness. Naruto influenced by Kyuubi to leave the village, develops a deep set hatred for Konoha, falls for Hinata?! Dafuq did I just read? Naruto banished by the village, joins another village, marries Hinata?! What the fuck? Naruto banished for failing the Sasuke retrieval mission, Hinata just ups and decides to abandon her family, friends and village to follow him?! The same Hinata who couldn't form a coherent sentence in his presence?!

4. Naruto himself. Many NaruHina fans fail to see Naruto as an actual living character, choosing to blindly look at Hinata only. Naruto has his own feelings and preferences, which has been shown in canon. It's quite obvious that Naruto's personality quirks are a mixture of his parents, his expressive, out-spoken and brash attitude from Kushina. His learning curve, battle instincts, ramen obsession and taste in women from Minato. Name a redhead in Konoha... none right? Name the closest person with reddish hair... Sakura right? Minato loves Kushina's red hair and Naruto has a crush/love on Sakura, whose hair is the closest thing to red in their village.

5. Naruto's feelings. Due to his lack of a proper upbringing in canon, Naruto is basically ill-informed and dense like a rock. Despite that, he clearly expresses his feelings for Sakura (not saying I support NaruSaku, just a logical explanation of canon). What NaruHina fans are doing is taking a one-sided relationship and declaring that it is mutual, which is not the case at all! When has Naruto ever shown any form of attraction to Hinata, better yet, HOW many times have they actually interacted with each other?! He obviously is not attracted to Hinata so please stop the 'a beautiful girl with midnight blue hair in a hime-styled cut and lavender eyes, he knew it was love at first sight'... Naruto has seen Hinata multiple times... none of which has EVER left him googly-eyed...

6. Hinata's confession. Naruto completely ignored it... not even bothering to confront her about it after the defeat of Nagato. Hell, he didn't even bother to check up on her condition... (I know Nagato had revived everyone but if he cared, he would have shown at least some form of concern).

7. Hinata's feelings. Her love stemmed from admiration, she admired him for his persistent attitude and courage. She claims that watching him improve makes her want to better herself, using him as a source of inspiration. Now does that sound like lovers love or sisterly love hmm? Very much like how a younger sister idolizes her 'amazing' elder brother and trying to improve so as to impress him and gain his approval hmm? Her feelings are easy to write-off as sisterly...

You can copy & paste this into your profile if you agree with it.

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Percy Jackson The Dark Gamer by nutsofthechest reviews
Reborn in a new world after he is killed by Zeus here lies Percy Jackson, but this is not your simple world. This world is complete with its own Adventures, Dragons, Dungeons, and just about anything you can imagine. But something special happened to Percy, he was given a special power by the magic of this word. The ability to run around this world like it is a game. Percy/Gaia/?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 290,519 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 5/19/2016
Blood Stained by Flameraiser reviews
Harry has been through a lot yet there are some perks to being as gifted as he is. So he's not going to just sit back and let the world shit on him. He's going to best the absolute best. First few chapters are hard to read. Get past those and I promise it gets better. Also, I know the beginning sounds very cliche. It's explained later so try to stick with it. M for bad stuff
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 208,645 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 5,093 - Follows: 5,904 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 172,023 - Reviews: 5485 - Favs: 10,816 - Follows: 12,470 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,394 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 3,557 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 171 - Words: 760,843 - Reviews: 10879 - Favs: 4,735 - Follows: 3,789 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/4/2005
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 495,145 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 8,100 - Follows: 6,572 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Yugito N., Mei T. - Complete
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 253 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Beginning a New Path by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
Massive multiverse crossover between Harry Potter/Buffy/Stargate/Star Trek Enterprise/X-Men/Fantastic Four/Iron Man/Highlander/Justice League/Underworld/Star Wars and More in that order. Harry Potter is the main character. Full summary inside. Non-Traditional-Harem, Builds up to Awesome Power Harry. 1 Million Words. 150 Smut Scenes (Very Sensual Story).
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 984,877 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 6/18/2010 - S. Carter, Harry P.
An Inch Closer by Abdullahsaurus reviews
What does a damaged organ do? How does it affect the application of a seal? The answer is absolutely anything, death or dimension-hopping included. Naruto suspects that seeing people's health bars floating above their heads wasn't entirely normal, but no one needed to know right? Gamer!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,977 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7149 - Favs: 8,006 - Follows: 5,867 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Rise of Arcane by Angeldoctor reviews
Harry was abandoned by his parents at the Dursleys only for them to abandon him in New York a few years later. Luckily, Harry met a strange magician under circumstances only Harry could consider normal. How would the Marvel Universe and the Harry Potter world change now that he's being raised by Dr. Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme? Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Harry/harem. ABANDONED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 208,561 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naught but Oblivion by Hostiel reviews
Lord Voldemort sneered at the thought of a mere child being the cause of his downfall once again. No wizard could defeat him, for he was immortal; he was a god! Unfortunately for him, Harry Potter was not a wizard. He was an alien, a son of Krypton, and if one of them was a god, it was him. Voldemort was right about one thing though: a mortal stood no chance against a god. ONESHOT.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Back in Black by sakurademonalchemist reviews
He was sick of being lied to and sick of them. So he makes a deal with Death himself to get a second chance, all so he could finally feel love. But Death has other plans for his 'Master', and he intends to see that the two bickering children known as Lucifer and Micheal never have their fight. Can Dean recover his former status as Master of Death, or will he lose everything?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,846 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.
Naruto meets seals by klevis reviews
Naruto finds about seals one year before he graduates. What changes for him? Read to find out. Contains seriously Op Naruto and a few other extremely strong characters.One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Complete
The Unforeseen Variable by FractiousDay reviews
Discontinued: As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,794 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2699 - Favs: 13,702 - Follows: 5,205 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Shepard (F) - Complete
Smallville - New Beginnings by MaxFic reviews
Lois Lane always manages to find trouble. When she interferes with Clark trying to use the Legion ring to prevent being exposed by Linda Lake she causes the mother of all rewinds in time. Now, he'll make the best of things in ways that any average super powered teenager would. CLOIS
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,529 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 4,765 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 2,671 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Hermione Granger, Ghost Buster! by Byakugan789 reviews
The MoM has a division within the DRCMC that deals specifically with ghosts and spirit related entities, this much is canon, but what is done there beyond stop annoying specters like Myrtle from Haunting Olive Hornbey? At the end of their first year, distraught by Harry's injuries on the stone adventure Hermione decides to go looking after an obscure book, as a way to save Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rune Reader (Old Version) by Bluedragon312 reviews
When Ron and Hermione leave him hanging in the Forest of Dean, Harry discovers a present from Dumbledore that changes everything. A book called Rune Reader, a pen for writing runes, and a portrait of an eager to atone for himself Dumbledore. HP/DG/TD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,065 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Ascension of the Scorpion Sorcerer by Scorpion.Sorcerer7 reviews
The continuation of Vorlon666's work. After the death of his Godfather, Harry Potter, after making some appalling discoveries, cuts all ties to his previous allies and sets on his own dark course to win the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,900 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 312 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Becoming a Hero by OTT-False reviews
A self-insert where I travel the Realm of Tamriel, making my way through the Oblivion Crisis and hopefully not die. Who knows if I'll respawn or not. If I didn't, then that would really suck... DEAD FIC - ENDING WILL PROBABLY BE ADDRESSED IN THE FUTURE OR IN 'BECOMING A LEGEND' FIC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,673 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Martin S., Captain Renault
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4474 - Favs: 14,227 - Follows: 13,134 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Rise of the Ultimate Peasant by WraithRune reviews
He is the One who can Build Anything. He is Alexander Lavelle Harris. Halloween night has changed him. Now things will never be the same again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,811 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Master of Death by LoliBat reviews
Gen. "The Death Note? I have no need for it". Ryuuk drops his Death Note in front of the Master of Death. He may just regret doing so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 307 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Ryuk - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 617 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 775 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Phantom Brave by WraithRune reviews
During the battle with Haku, Kyubi's attempt to break out of the seal caused Naruto to obtain a new bloodline. For he is now the Summoner of the Dead.
Crossover - Naruto & Phantom Brave - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,982 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Blade of Light by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry creates a new weapon, the Wizarding world won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P.
Just one more level by Stephen-Warner reviews
Harry is distraught after the death of Sirius and finds solace in this new fangled game Dean shows him. World Of Warcraft.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,253 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 702 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Dearest Hermione by MariusDarkwolf reviews
Angsty story based on Broomstick Flyers story 'Please Believe Me'. Heavy Hermione bashing to start, but will be H/Hr. Timetravel, AU, and limited soulbond. Please Read & Review Upping the rating due to language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,769 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
But, It's Just a Painting! by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Black Scorpion by etincelle047 reviews
The war is over, but not for Harry, the veteran, the hero is accused of war crimes. But as his former allies come to arrest him he is whisked away to the world of warcraft. Will he find acceptance there, more? Dark!powerful!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Night Elf
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 7,031 - Follows: 2,549 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Contracts and Legalities by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. All those harem stories where Harry gets a lot of other people's girl? If he can have lots of wives, why can't they have lots of husbands too? This story is inspired by that thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by fishwotflies reviews
Dobby somehow manages to find Harry an Aladdin-style magic lamp. Harry unknowingly makes a wish that leads the girls of Hogwarts to take extreme enthusiastic interest in him... Harry/Multi, Harry/Harem. PWP. Fairly explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,810 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P.
Deviant by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Lemon that might end up having somewhat of a plot in future chapters. Just a drabble of mine that I'll only update when I feel inspired - meaning irregularly and infrequently. I just thought some of you might get a kick out of it. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,489 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 327 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P.
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 408 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Snape finally makes good on one of his promises by Stephen-Warner reviews
Beginning of 4th year Harry gets mad and forces snape to make on one of the promises he made during the first class.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 283 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15131 - Favs: 8,715 - Follows: 6,578 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6264 - Favs: 11,407 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 357 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hole in Your Mind by troyguffey reviews
Ever wonder why the Wizarding World lacks common sense and is stuck in the past? Harry's AU Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 207 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 13,320 - Follows: 5,571 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Real Reason For The Marriage Law by SevyLu reviews
Many years into the future, Minister Shacklebolt explains why a new law is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kingsley S., Arthur W. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,036 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Shake on it by NeoNerd420 reviews
After the Final task and the death of Cedric. Harry has a question. With Hermione's help he finds the answers. One t much H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 1,112 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Letter to Myself by Rohata reviews
Set during Book Seven. Hermione receives a letter that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 129 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 301 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 768 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 224 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Knights Of The Hellmouth: Enemy Unknown by Davros reviews
Xander's road trip takes a turn for the worse as he makes his way back to Sunnydale and he finds himself caught up in a new war, one that may well be even more dangerous than the one he's already involved in. Sequel to Knights of the Hellmouth and an XCO
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,325 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Xander H. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 4,349 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Rune Master by Rune warrior reviews
Harry discovers some new powers is the world ready for a new Rune Master, HarryTonks later in the story Maniuplative!Dumbledore Powerful!Harry. Chaps 9,10,11, not Beta'd If you hadn't noticed Its pretty much abandoned, Sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,221 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4601 - Favs: 8,004 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Mr Black: Continuing the Trek by Chris Hill reviews
Mr. Black goes out in space and ends up meeting Kirk and the Enterprise. Permission From the Make a Wish series by Rorcharts Blot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P.
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10475 - Favs: 16,449 - Follows: 5,088 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 173 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Knights Of The Hellmouth by Davros reviews
BTVSKOTOR crossover. Wearing a different costume for Halloween results in some changes for Xander that he could never have anticipated. Now he has to deal with having his entire world turned upside down and inside out on him.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,738 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
Defending the DA by Ramos reviews
Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 168 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete