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Yo! I'm madi, im aussie, :), i hate fish and i love books.
if i were to write a LonelyHearts ad it would go something like this...

Female...Australia...terrified (and i mean TERRIFIED) of jellyfish and fish...happy alot...bouncy...

gimme a call on 1800-SMLY-FCE

...would ya look at that?

I love Twilight, but, i think i love taking the piss out of it even more :P

For those delusional weirdos (no off.) who think Australia (mighty mighty Australia) is full of sunshine beaches and're right

but theres more to it then that

1. We don't walk around saying g'day matie in some weird, unknown accent

2. Everybody has terrible terrible road rage in my town-if you wanna cross the street peacefully... well theres not a chance

3. I think i've seen one person walk around with corks on the end of their hat...about 5 years ago

4. If we ever see a crocadile in the swamps- you run away screaming profanities and tripping over gum roots, you do not rugby tackle the creature and take it home for dinner.

5. We have alot of ethnics over here. I'm definately not racist but when you walk around the city you see bird shit, snobby business men and asians...oh and LOTS of emos too. And i love emos, i think theyre awesome. same for asians...where as the business men and bird shit...not so much...

6. We talk in slang just deal with it

7. In summer the beaches are IMPOSSIBLE. seriously- imagine walking through 40ºC heat (thats 104ºF) walking on burning sand, which is covered in 10 000 people and trying to get to the water while learning some little kid just vomited and/or peed where you're swimming. not nice.

8. We wear uniforms. Thats the unfortunate truth. Every day we pull out our tie/blazer/shirt/dress/shorts/stocking/ugly arse shoes and matching socks and pack it all in your already loaded bag. Then taking that bag with you everywhere.

9. Our Top40 hits station with 'Andrew G' is pretty boring after one week.

10. You cheer AFL or Rugby. If you like AFL (australian football league...go the eagles) you can not like rugby. vice versa. Liking AFL, cricket and basketball is fine though. Or Rugby and cricket and basketball but...meh

11. We are human beings who call skanky girls sluts and jerk arsed boys dicks. Live with it.

If you have completed/lived with all 11 things you, are a true blue aussie.

In my opinion-twilight is one of the best if not then THE best book written. although i'm starting to enjoy all human twilight fanfics a tweensy bit more...don't hate me just feel happy you're so special.

I suffer from 'mild' temperamental craziness. And sufficient 2-second-memory loss. And Obsessive Compulsive Disorder in terms of art. but more on that later

Jackson Rathbone=my dream man.

Robert Pattinson-i know some you luuuurrrveee R-Patz and so do i...but C'mon! he looks like a fckin pothead! Ever heard of a RAZOR bigboy? urgh

Taylor Lautner-Trust me, if he came to my hometown...let's just say you won't be seeing too much of him for a year...or 20.

Gaspard Ulliel- OMFTG!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?! he is H O T :)

Did you ever realize that JASPER WHITLOCK says only ONE WORD in the Twilight movie...ONE FREAKIN WORD!! and what is that word you ask?? HI. thats it. god...AND he hardly says like ANYTHING in New Moon!

hehe excuse my craziness.

any ways...yeh
Jackson Rathbone. All the way. Peace out.

Broken Moonlight

Bella Swan lost her best friend in a freak drunk driving accident and doesn't know the purpose of living anymore. Of course the school jerks and skanks dont help anything. But can she keep herself from falling for the murderer?
majority of the story (atleast 15-19 chapters) will be very, very dark and moody. lol :)
I'm having terrible writers block for this story at the moment. I know where i want there story to go, but i can't find the right directions. so its on Hiatus


Let's say its based on the movie Crush...obviously...that's all i'm saying.

The Story Of A Girl Who Falls In Love With A Dead Guy And Their Sparkly Adventures

You can read the title right?

Ok shoutout time :)

You guys should totally check out Presence by the awesome LydiaCullen
it is one hell of a story. serious to god :)

The Biggest Secrets by the incredible Linalollinarotic
You will not be disappointed

To Write Love On Her Arms by one of my favourite authors, Zombies Run This Town
All of her stories are amazing, but this is a truly inspiring and touching story. Not to mention amazing. Check it out. More folks need to be aware of the TWLOHA foundation.

All stories are great :)

Dark Whispers by a devoted Oriana de la Rose
!! but beware! This story has HIGH graphic explicitness. and incest. haha, it's great though :) !!

To all stories/authhors on my favourite list-i love your stories but these 4 and author are truly amazing!


Love, Madikateco



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The Biggest Secrets by linalollinarotic reviews
A story about a girl who overthinks everything and a boy who hangs out with the wrong crowd. When Bella is reluctantly dragged to Edward's party, an event that is sure to go down in Forks' history, she is unaware of the destiny she is opening herself up to. This is about slow-burning love & the trust and friendship that goes with it; it's about showing somebody else your secrets.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 219,187 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 3/21/2009
Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4606 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Tropic of Virgo by reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20379 - Favs: 13,761 - Follows: 5,614 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Spell On His Heart by Violet spirit reviews
Bella's a witch.She's the last of her kind. She moves to Forks to escape her past, what she doesn't expect to meet is a coven of vampires who are all too keen to find out what she's hiding, whilst protecting their own secret.Rated T in case . Give it a go
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Presence by LydiaCullen reviews
Isabella Swan has been blessed with a 'gift'. A gift that means she can communicate with the dead. But what happens when she see the mysterious, charming and dead Edward Cullen. Can their two worlds collide or will fate be unfair to them ?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,111 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Life, Old Friends by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
New Moon, Edward Left and never returned. 25 years later, Bella and her new coven yes she a vamp meet the Cullens again.Will Edward and Bella be together together again? ExB maybe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,991 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3690 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Where The Wild Things Are by anythingzombie reviews
AU/OOC: Edward is a sixteen year old with deep affections for the new girl. But there’s something odd about Bella…something different, and Edward seems determined to find out her secret. But will the moon ever reveal her true identity? M for Dark Themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,279 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hard as a Feather, Soft as a Stone by sPunkY.sTeLLar reviews
Isabella Swan, the school's Queen comes back from a school exchange program and meets Edward Cullen, the new King of the school. Can she break Edward's tough exterior? Can he see through Bella's facade? -first fanfic- ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,397 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Kissed Who? by i'mxaxreader reviews
How can one fateful night with a stranger's kiss change everything? Edward and Bella, having met in the most unusual of ways, could possibly hold the answer to that question. All Human. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,039 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forms of Love by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Bella Swan, heartbroken, moves from Phoenix to New York. One night the gorgeous Cullen brothers end up in her apartment. Find out what happens after Rose, Alice and Bella share their apartment with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. Summary's crap but gud story :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,296 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
The Waitress by TwiHard24 reviews
“It’s caviar,” I told her easily.A-dur.“I know that, but what is it?” she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don’t really like your attitude.“Unborn fish spawn,” I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Something Special by anythingzombie reviews
AU/AH: Everything was fine until she stopped swinging in my backyard. I had to go to her. I had to be her friend. I just never thought love would factor in. For the 'When Love Was New' contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marie Sullen by mz.edwardcullen95 reviews
Edward left Bella alone to carry and raise their daughter. What happens when Edwards senior Home Ec class makes him buddy up with a child from Kindergarten? "You dont know who ur Dad is?" "No, but I know he would love me...if he knew about me."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward
Can't help falling in love with you by thecookielives27 reviews
Edward has always been in love with Tanya. Too bad she has a boyfriend who she is irrevocably in love with. What happens when the gorgeous Bella Swan arrives with her friends. And what's this? She's Edward's new roommate! Will there be love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Let Go by cherryy09 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends in the small town of Forks, 1959. A tragic accident steals the lives of Edward and his parents and a broken Bella disappears only a month after. Half a century later, more than one familiar face shows up in Forks again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Witch's Runes by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008
You Belong With Me by i'mxaxreader reviews
She was there to be a friend, to be a savior, to be something more. When will Edward realize that everything he's been looking for is right by his side all along? Inspired by Taylor Swift's 'You Belong With Me'. All Human. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,953 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lemon Lovers by dionee reviews
Lemons after Lemons. Threesome's, foursome's, f/f, and even self pleasure! AH All twilight characters have their naughty side. Read about them here!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
To Write Love On Her Arms by anythingzombie reviews
AH/OOC - Edward Cullen just wants to help. Bella Swan wants the pain to go away. It gets harder before it gets easier. Can Edward save Bella before it's too late? Dedicated to the millions out there suffering. Short. Cutting/Suicide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Broken Moonlight reviews
Bella Swan lost her best friend in a freak drunk driving accident and doesn't know the purpose of living anymore. Of course the school jerks and skanks dont help anything. But can she keep herself from falling for the murderer? A/H OC OOC Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,782 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Story Of A Girl That Meets A Guy Who Sparkles reviews
“Is that…Cat vomit!” “I don’t own a cat darlin" Follow the sparkly adventures of two very interesting people as they sparkle-leap through book one two three and four : A/U Made for a laugh. don't take tooooo seriously
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crushed reviews
When Edward is employed to house sit the Swans extravagant house, a certain mysterious woman intrigues him. As he falls more more for her, can he stop the deadly consequences that arise? Can he realize Bella is not so great before its too late? AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward