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Joined 08-06-09, id: 2038663, Profile Updated: 08-29-10
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Names: L (I don't like my real name)

Tori (Same goes for me)

Age: We'll keep that to ourselves, thank you

Country: UK

Likes: Reading, Writing, SasoDei, listening to music, hanging out with friends...other things too, but we don't feel like listing

Dislikes: Snobs, Spiders, Happy endings for Sakura Haruno (die bitch)... there's too much to list

We are not twins, and we are not sisters. We work souly on typing up the many ideas that come to mind, just to clear our minds. Although we have similar likes and dislikes, the two of us are very different personality wise. Do not get offended if anything said to you is harsh.

If you feel the two of us could improve, let us know

Anything else you want to know, just ask. Can't guarentee we'll give you an answer though

L: Hey hey you can find me DeviantArt, where I have put up some stories that are not up on FF.net. You can find me on this link -> http://loz1425.deviantart.com/


Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasori: no.
Deidara: Do you like me?
Sasori: not really.
Deidara: Do you want me?
Sasori: no.
Deidara: Would you cry if I left?
Sasori: no.
Deidara: Would you live for me?
Sasori: no.
Deidara: Would you do anything for me?
Sasori: no.
Deidara: Choose me or your life.
Sasori: My life.
Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:
Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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To The Future by fezakyuu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto travel to the future through a jutsu Naruto discovers. However, seeing that he and Sasuke are madly in love ten years onwards is not what he expected to see. To make matters worse, they can't figure out how to get back to their own time! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,319 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neon Butterfly by Fae Pyre reviews
AU sasunaru; One night while working at the infamous club "Neon Butterfly", Naruto has a run-in with one of the club regulars that will soon change his life forever. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Regret by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,336 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome To Riverdale by si5544 reviews
On the way to a rave Naruto and his friends have some unfortunate luck in the means of a flat tire. When they turn into a small town in the middle of nowhere things take a bad turn from unfortunate to deadly. SasuNaru MINOR character death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Proposal by blugirlami21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki would do whatever it took to make it to the top of his career, even if that meant marrying his bastard of a boss. Based on The Proposal. SasuNaru. AU. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sims and Sins by SasuNaruSasuLover reviews
Naruto is a "avid, rabid gamer" who gets sims; sasuke messes with it beyond all repair. the result? thi tells so much ooc your eyes would bleed @ @ rated k for the language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by Killercat-nya reviews
Naruto gets dragged to a Halloween party just after his girlfriend left him, what’s worse…he’s dressed as Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf wants to get under his dress. SasuNaru, Yaoi, lemons Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,178 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Read Before the Battle by VD reviews
This letter's for the scornful villagers I knew during childhood, and it's also to Sasuke. However, I'm not writing, "Dear Sasuke", you presumptuous bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What the Deaf Shinobi Heard by SasuNaruSasuLover reviews
Naruto is...deaf. so if sasuke were to... oh i dont kno, confess his love, he wouldnt hear it right? one-shot i know i didn't add any sex, but its so both sasunaru and narusasu fans can like this :D
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood and Lust and Waking Worlds by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Deidara's been sneaking off to the graveyard, but what has he been up to? The red headed vampire Sasori has been awaiting him in his home hidden beneath a mausoleum. They know what they want, and there's no beating around the bush. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Delinquent by CerealK reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What I Like About You by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke is looking for a girlfriend, during the interviews Naruto makes a revealing revelation. YAOI LEMON LANGUAGE ALL THAT OTHER M-RATED STUFF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise Series by Mrs Hatake Itachi reviews
Fourth Story Summary:Naruto loves chocolate. Sasuke was a horny bastard. But what does chocolate and Sasuke’s horniness got to do with the story? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An experimental Jutsu by yaoihime22 reviews
Why are they yelling, who is this baby and why is he smirking. Naruto, never thought that his life was reduced to this but unable to deny the request or his own feelings ended up with a better deal than what he currently had. Sasunaru lemon sakurabashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,505 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour. Rated for some swearing. Drabble-ish. When Sasuke needed a place to stay, Naruto hadn't even hesitated in offering to share his place. But when he woke to Sasuke spooning him, he began to harbour some second thoughts over the situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Camping Trip by rye-chan reviews
Naruto is being constantly attacked and hurt by the villagers but mostly Sakura-Sasuke tries to end the girl's life but is stopped by Kakashi-now Naruto's headed out with Sasuke by his side-what will happen when these 2 have an entire month to themselves?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Fire by NatsuHotaru reviews
Not your ordinary high school fic. What happens when you mix humans, healers and demons together in one school? What exactly is so special about Naruto, a boy whose face goes unseen by everybody? Read! My first fanfic. Rated M for later chapters SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,796 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever Yours by yaoigirl20 reviews
warning!MPREG Naruto is stuck in his sexy jutsu & unable to change back. Poor naru, this is until Sasuke comes for a 'visit'. One thing leads to another leaving naruto with a serious problem. Some language my not be quite appropriote. Sakura bashing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Beginnings by Zenerific1 reviews
Naruto had moved into a new foster home. What will happen? Will she find a place to call home, or will everything fall apart around her. FEM NARU. Read and Review. SasuNaru Rated M for later chapters AU COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,547 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Sticky Valentine SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Will a love potion made by a desperate Sasuke-fan affect the friendship between the raven and Naruto? This is a special Valentine's that no one in Konoha High School will ever forget. Rated M for last chapter. Others contain fluff and a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suicidal Switches by kickers-ej reviews
Kiba! Give me back my body!" Naruto in Kiba's body shouted. Naruto looked at Kiba and replied "I'm not Kiba," then bees started buzzing.."I'm Shino," What about the rest? Narusasu, mild cussing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rage Spread Thin by Acier Glace reviews
AU Naruto is depressed and goes with his friends to a hot spring to relax. Odd things start to happen and they all center around Naruto. SasuNaru-main pair, others implied
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Return My Heart by Zenerific1 reviews
Sasuke must rescue Naruto from Konoha, is Naruto mentally damaged beyond all hope? And will Konoha be rescued from Danzou's dictatorship? Naruto X Sasuke Yaoi, torture, all that and more! Complete! PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,788 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ding by IceCrome reviews
Deidara finds out that the internet can make two people fall in love easier than one thought. AU. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Know Why SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
A young Kunoichi simply adores the 6th Hokage with a passion, but can't stand to see the former traitor of the village so close to him. When she sets off to spy on Sasuke, she may actually see something she never would have suspected...or forget! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Match Maid in Heaven by Bookoholic reviews
Naruto Uzumaki desperately needs a job over the summer; what happens when he gets accepted as a servant in the Uchiha house-hold? SasuNaru, implied NejiGaa, Yaoi, boyxboy, slight bondage, and cross-dressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sexual Tension by IceCrome reviews
Everybody in high school is awkward. Deidara especially. AU. Saso/Dei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
These Boots by Arid Tundra reviews
Oneshot, Yaoi SasuNaru. Naruto has a secret: he's a dancer in a gay bar. And it's just his luck that the damn Uchiha finds out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth Potion by PunkyPenguin reviews
After accidently mixing up coughing syrup with a truth serum, Naruto finds himself in a very awkward position. When Sasuke starts asking questions, what could possibly go wrong? SasuNaru, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Our Mr Uchiha by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accidentally get married. Read to find out what happens. AU, YAOI, LANGUAGE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,905 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why did you kiss me? by MangaMistress reviews
Sequel to 'Why can't I kill him' Full of dry humping goodness. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
News Love by deathskeith reviews
Both Naruto and Sasuke work at the local news station. When A freak flood traps them inside the station with no help on the way, they must learn to stand each other to survive...and possibly love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do Wah Diddy by Temporarily in Hiding reviews
Do you remember when we first met, un?" Sasori laughed, filling the empty home with amusement. "Of course I remember! You don't forget a random stranger that follows you home and makes out with you on your own front porch." Song fic. One-shot. SasoDei. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Misadventure of Konohamaru by Klei reviews
Konahamaru and the gang escape Ebisu and head to the training field, only to find a nosebleed-worthy sight. Before the next day, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is pregnant. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon-ish, rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Over You by rye-chan reviews
Naruto tells Sakura how he feels. She refuses him and tells him she never wants to see his face again. Sasuke sees the whole thing and when he checks on the blonde at home a terrible sight greets him. What happened to Naruto? Find out for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Piano, Three Hands by coworly reviews
After the accident, Naruto was told that he would never be able to play the piano again. After all, who had heard of someone playing with only one hand? SasuNaru, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How to be a perverted Seme by Pratty-Matty reviews
Always wonder how Sasuke because the dominating Seme in almost all SasuNaru fics? Here are the simple steps. Enter Sasuke's classroom for the perverted and innocent. WARNING You WILL learn things here that your teachers won't tell you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Yours Isn't Mine by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. It was a romantic dream come true, two hot guys fighting over her. But reality is harsh, Sakura is going to find out soon. Different POVs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fukakoi by desichan17 reviews
deidara is having a GREAT year. sasori, aka the devil, is his teacher! how can things go worse? well...lets start with his girlfriend cheating, but him having no idea. will he belive sasori when he is told of her actions? and why does sasori care so much
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Accepted by darknecromancer666 reviews
Naruto confesses to Sasuke and Sakura that he is Kyuubi's container...Will Naruto's most important person accept him or reject him like the village of Konoha has done all his life? Rated T for safety. Comtains some violence and self harming. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 132 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icecream Steam Scene by Stavi reviews
Naruto Sexually taunts Sasuke with icecream unknowingly. Yaoi [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Don't mess with Jutsu's reviews
Hidan has heard of a new technique, and wants to try it out. Bad news for the first of his comrades that walks into the kitchen A suckish title and a suckish summary. Hope the story is better. Was a request from ILIKERANDOMSTUFF on DeviantArt
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
It's your life reviews
AU/HS fanfic. It is hard to find love when people take stereotyping seriously. Can anyone look past it? Mainly SasoxDei. Also includes PeinxKonan LeexGaa SasuxNaru Possible KisaxIta and KakuxHida Rating may change
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Shopping nightmare reviews
Sasori and Deidara have to shop for underwear. Seperating in the store may not be the best thing for them to do. Summary sucks. Sorry. AU. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
With you reviews
Another attempt at songfic. After the death of his partner, Deidara finds himself listening to a song which brings back memories of Sasori. Song - With you by Linkin Park. Appologies for missing words and if it sucks. Not sure what to put this under
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
No love interest reviews
Kakuzu wondered how is Deidara still alive after all these years, when clearly he is as annoying as Hidan. He gets his answer, only for it to affect his partnership with Hidan. First ever writen smut. KakuHida SasoDei. Rated M. Sorry for any mistakes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang reviews
Sasori doesn't love, and kills all girls fortunate to fall for him. What happens when he falls for a stunning blonde boy by the name of Deidara? AU SasoDei Rated M. Not too sure what to put it under, We suppose it could go under crime as well
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The price of friendship reviews
Scenes from Deidaras' forgotten past play in his mind. Confused, Deidara seeks answers, but he isn't the only one. Concerned, Sasori decides to get involved. Possible romance later? Later Sasori OOCness. Rated M to be safe. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Sasodei the party song reviews
Deidara is taking drugs, and Sasori is worried about him. Can he convince his childhood friend to leave them behind? A songfic. Please go easy on me, this was my first attempt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete