Author has written 28 stories for Danny Phantom, Penguins of Madagascar, Phineas and Ferb, Monsters vs. Aliens, Hey Arnold, Kablam!, True Blood, I, Robot, Great Mouse Detective, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Regular Show, Portal, and Team Fortress 2.
I am of the female gender I guess. (looks at mirror) Okay yes I am.
I'm stuck in Indiana.
I am 4 feet 11 inches.
Birthday is November 15 1990
My favorite food is probably mozzarella sticks at least until I find another food that I'm addicted to that won't kill me.
My favorite all time movie: Willow (1988)
My dislikes. I have few but these are what I hate on fanfiction:
Mary Sue haters. Oh you have no idea how angry I get when you call my charecter Mary Sue. How dare you?! That isn't her name, imbecile. If you think you can blather like that, let's see your username. Oh you don't have one? Well, surprise, surprise!
My favorite lines:
Private: Kowalski, we're supposed Desperados not pirates!
Kowalski: What do I do, What do I do, What do I do?!
Rico: CANDY BUTTONS!
Skipper: Bracelet? I was just gunna saw of my foot!
Upcoming stories: Penguins of Madagascar
The forbidden relic.
There just so happens to be a beautifull necklace that showed up in the Julins habitat. It looks old, exotic, and most of all expensive. Julian believes it to be sent to him by the sky spirits. He wears it, but strange things are happening to him, and they aren't very good happenings. It seems like he's having the worst of luck. In no time the penguins notice it from the eleven o clock news. Was it truely sent to him from a sky spirit, or are the museum officials looking for the newest stolen relic? Summary will elaborate over time.
Alice has always been rude to the world. Not only has she been rude to the penguins, lemurs, Marlene, and the other animals of the zoo, but everyone she's ever met has been driven away by her cruel attitude. Why does she act so cruel to everyone all the time. Meanwhile one of Kowalski's newest inventions has caused trouble yet again, but it isn't any trouble for them in particular, but rather trouble for Alice. Well I guess you wouldn't consider it trouble unless you consider being being transformed int a penguin trouble. Being a penguin wouldn't be so bad, if you would have just been a bit more compassionate to only people that can help you out. What will the penguins have to say to the worlds meanest zoo keeper, now that she's their own size?
Every summer, there is a certain event, that is special for a certain penguin. It gets mentioned in the meeting of the habitat owners association, in the souvenier shop. As it seems, there is an annual competition from Scientific America magazine, to where scientists from all over America have a chance to share their ideas and blueprints with the world. The winner recieves a blue ribbon, and a chance to have their invention presented in the BIG ONE (national geographic.) Although he insists to stay anonymous for the human's sake, Kowalski is riveted, and so far has won every contest each year, since he entered every year, which is alot of blue ribbons. Marlene feels interested, and thinks she could give it a shot. While Julian is busy inventing things that have been around long before he has been born, Marlene feels jealous of Kowalski's hard work. If anything, she needs that blue ribbon. What extremes will she go to? Will she play fair? My first Marlene story.
The new plaything for the Peterson's
The zoo has a new activity. It's been permitted for the people of New York to pet the otter, Marlene. Marlene doesn't like it, granted one particular couple of humans. The Peterson's think she is practically an angel. No human has ever shown her respect like this. It seems too good to be true. Things are getting awfully strange though. The daily visits have become more rare. Later the visits have ceased to weekly visits. Not only that, but Mrs. Petterson seems more beautiful. She isn't putting on makeup, but she seems to actually glow. She almost seems radiant, and warm. Her tummy looks like it's getting bigger. In no time the couple have restrained themselves to the outside of the habitat. She doesn't understand. If there's one group that will though, it's Skipper, and his team. Maybe they have the answer she requires.
When a kitten purrs to the beat of your heart
During a stormy night, Private is walking the streets of Manhattan in search of some candies from the candy store, when he sees a stray cat carrying a kitten in her mouth. She is running away from a stray violent dog. He decides to follow the chase, only to have the mother cat never return, but what of the poor kitten? When he finds her curled up, scared in a dark alley, he fears the worst for the mother cat, and feels he has responsibility to take care of the little runt kitten, and take her home. Already naming her Pumpkin, the boys are completely terrified of the innocent infant kitten, and feel she must go. They are well aware she is a feline, and felines eat birds like them, but does Private feel that a human can give Pumpkin the care she deserves? Join the penguins on a mission to give an innocent kitten a home, and the heart of a loving penguin who hates to say goodbye. Dedicated to all the mistreated, abused, and neglected innocent animals. A bit sad. Cried just thinking of the idea
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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
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I Mastermindhunter have slept next to an ancient egyptian mummy princess. If you have as well copy and paste this on your profile. Come on I dare ya! If you are confused, ask me and I'll tell you the story.
A heck of alot of House fans would whine about a story where House has a daughter saying it's Mary Sue, or just plain uncreative, if you are some of the select few who don't give a crap what they say, and would write it anyway, or already have, then paste and copy this on your profile. So what if it's Mary Sue. I'm sure they had one once upon a time. A few wouldn't even claim of writing a House fanfiction. If it seems so easy let's see you House story, and see what you've got. my charecter might be cliche, but I can at least admit it. Nobody's asking you to read it, and especially nobody's asking you to flame.
I have decided to write my own favorite PoM pairings. If you have a different favorite, that is alright. I'm not going to ask you to change just because it isn't my cup of tea. Everyone has their opinion on a subject, right? Who am I to change what somebody thinks. If you do like them, they hooray! I am glad that you and I have found something that we both have in common. I know I will have people say Oh no! That pairing sucks. Well, then write your own pairings, so I can flame you too. In general no haters please. My own personal favorite pairings. You may not like them yourself, but I think they are perfect.
Plio/Julien-Yepperdoodle. Plio from Walt disney's dinosaur is probably the most beautiful female lemur I have ever seen. She is simply gorgeous. As for them being together, Julien seems like the kind of guy that could learn a thing or two from Plio.
Runaok/Kiki: A pairing I did on my own. I love these two charecters as a couple. I know many of you like the concept of Kowalski/Kiki, but it doesn't possess the same essence of two toucans to fall in love with eachother. They stayed together till death did they part.
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