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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Sherlock Holmes, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

Hey everybody! Here's some useless facts about me that no-one really cares about:

Real Name : Nicole
Hails From : Northern Ireland
Now Living In: Northern Ireland
Wanted Profession : Forensic Anthropologist or Psychologist
Preferred College : not entire sure yet...
Age : 15
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color:
Favorite Show: Bones and Glee
Favorite Couple : Booth and Brennan and Wemma!!
Favorite Color(s) : Purple, Blue and Green
Favorite Bands : 30 Seconds to Mars, My Chemical Romance, Tokio Hotel, Paramore, Katy Perry.
Favorite Reading Genre: Fantasy, Mystery, Romance
Favorite Movie Genre: Horror, Comedy and Romace
Favorite Music Genre: Mostly Rock and punk-pop/rock..
Birth date : 21 December 1995
Ancestrial Heritage : Scottish, French
Religion: Atheistic
Favorite Holiday : Christmas, Halloween
Favorite Drink : TEA
Favorite Food : ummm...I love noodles?
Personal Sterotype : Rational Bones/Glee loving socially retarded person =D
Personality : I like to think i'm nice enough...I get nervous when i first meet someone...generally I'm a happy person but sometimes I like to beat myself up about stuff. Currently rather miserable but I'm getting through it!
Schooling : what, like homeschooled or not, or what grade or something? Cause I'm in high school. 3rd year, woop!
Best Friends: Hannah, Nicole, Hannah, Ashleigh, Stephen, Gemma, Ruth
Hobbies : listening to music, reading, writing, thinking about Kyle..
Reviews? : I adore them!
Requests?: I'm having a hard enough time writing my own idea's, let alone someone elses, sorry!
Chats: ...

HER EXPLANATION FOR FANFICTION: There are many universes out there, with different people and creatures. Some people have special psychic powers, and are allowed to see into the universes. We call these people 'authors.' Of course, not all stories are real, but these universes exist... (I didn't write that, snakemaster51 did). That is kind of an awesome explanation.

FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WHOLE WORLD: Glee, Bones, Alice in Wonderland, iPod, Ruby (my dog), um...someone...

HER BELOVED PETS: Ruby!! My wee doggy =D


WHAT SHE LIKES TO DO: Listen to Music, Hang out with friends, Go on the computer, Read, Write fanfictions (when I have inspiration)

FURTURE CAREERS: Psychologist, Archaelogist, Forensic Anthropologist? One of them maybe...


Not much..I seem to have lost my passion for writing..I really needa get back into it, I loved it so much..

Some more stuff about me.

Well, I like a bit of everything (books, films and music-wise). I like some rock, pop, ballads, country(an and jazz. See? Same with movies. I like horror, romance, action, fantasy, mystery and comedy. I'm weird like that.
Copy and paste this if you want Katy Perry to release another album right now!!

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Copy and paste this into your profile if YOU WANT FRIENDS TO MAKE MORE SEASONS!!

Copy and paste this if you think ROSS AND RACHEL WERE MEANT TO BE FROM THE START!!


Copy and paste this if you are a diehard Courvid fan!!

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Which is your favourite Harry Potter book? Deathly Hallows definitley, Remus/Tonks!! WOO!!

Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie? Half Blood Prince but I'll probably like Deathly Hallows Part 1 cause of the Remus/Tonks and Teddy-ness

Who is your favourite HP character(s)? Nymphadora Tonks!!

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Gryffindor or Hufflepuff

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favourite? Probably Nearly Headless Nick

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defence Against the Dark Arts most likely and Care of Magical Creatures

Who is your favourite teacher in Hogwarts? Remus Lupin!!

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker or Beater

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Beater. I can be very vicious

Who do you want to make friends with? Remus, Tonks, Teddy, Hermione, Luna and Ginny

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Well I'd like Tonks to be my best buddy (even though she's left)

Why would he/she be your best buddy? We are both really weird (I have to face it, she's kinda odd), both think Remus is cute, we like Quidditch and the weird Sisters and I just think we'd get along!

Which character in the book can you relate to? well, maybe Remus cause I know what it's like to have no friends and no-one like you, in 1st year I had, what, 2, 3 friends? At the most 3. And a lot of people think I'm really really weird. Like, taunting me, saying how weird I am and some people just don't talk to me. I think I relate to Tonks too but that may just be my thinking she's amazing and wanting to be like her.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me with Kyle. And our children, Katy, Dylan and Lucy.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Yeah! No way is some dog gonna kidnap ma fwiends!!!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Scream. In happiness and then I'd freak out. No, the scream is NOT part of the freaking out.

What would be his reaction to your reaction? 'What the...just act natural Sirius, nod and smile, nod and smile'

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Tonks!! And Remus. They could help figure stuff out. I'm not trusting Dumbledore for the time-being after reading a fanfic.

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? I'd tell Dumbledore and get the bitch fired. Sure she'd be satisfied but I wouldn't put up with the suffering just for that.

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Older Teddy. Going with little Teddy is just cradle-snatching

Post a character that has the same hair colour as you do. Well, if Tonks hair is actaully mousy brown then her. Or else Hermione.

Post a character that has the same eye colour as you. Tonks I think.

What colour comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black

What colour comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Bubblegum-pink

What colour comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What colour comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? i don't know!! Aw, crap I'm overthinking aren't I?

What colour comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green

What colour comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? White

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Boring? No. Long? Yes

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? if i got pregnant after i found it then a when I was going into labour

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books, they're so much better than the movies.

Who's your favourite out of the Marauders? Remus Lupin

What would your Patronus take shape in? I think a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (a dog)

What would be your Animagus form? Maybe same as my Patronus.

What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense Against the Dark Arts

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus Lupin

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius Black

Hermione or Cho? Easy! Hermione

James Potter or Snape? James Potter

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders. They have Animagus forms, a werewolf and pulled a load of awesome pranks!

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus

Harry or Ron? Harry Potter

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Diggory

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna Lovegood, of course

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes...all that chocolate! Mmmm

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? BOTH!!

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors. Although, shouldn't that be Death Eaters or the Order of the Phoenix?

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa, I HATE Bellatrix. She killed Tonks.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? it depends. If Voldy was at the other end of the third task then the first one.

Is this survey fun or boring? Fun!! I wish it could have gone on longer

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Yes I can!

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

What’s Hermione’s?

What’s Ron’s?

What’s Harry’s?

What’s Ginny’s?

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Multiple times

Read All The Books?
Again, multiple times

What Do You Think Of JKR?
Awesome-est author EVER!!


Ginny or Fred

Character, Overall?

Female Character?

Male Charcter?

Group Of Characters?
Marauders and Order of the Phoenix. The Order has Lupin AND Tonks





Ummmm... Winguardium Leviosa!! I dunno, maybe the Summoning Spell too??

Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans!!

The Room of Requirement or Sirius' house

Weasley Twin?


All Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!!


Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes and Honeydukes!!

Least Favorites

Percy. Sorry Perce but I don't like you you stupid prat!! I like your daughters though!! Lucy and Molly, cute names!!

Character, Overall?
Bellatrix bloody Lestrange. I HATE HER!! I want her to die!! At my hand of course.


Dolohov, he killed Lupin!!

Dolohov? And Bellatrix

Maybe Pansy or Crabbe

Cruciatus Curse

Chamber of Secerts

remus/Sirius. Lupin belongs with Tonks people!! And they are not gay!! They are just good friends!!

Cockroach Clusters Ick!!

Death Eater?

Erm, Borgin and Burkes.

Snape's house??


Couples? What Do You Think?

They're cool

Okay, but not as good as others


Alright, i kinda like this pairing

WHAT!! EWWWWWWWWWW, horrifyingly terrible!!


Luna would be better with Harry and I don't like this pairing.


But what about little Victoire? And Dominique and Louis? Poor Teddy wouldn't have Victoire. So, NOOOOOOOOO!!

Uh, no.

Alright, i could maybe see it happening...

I kinda like Hermione/Fred but she's better with Ron

Awesome I guess


Don't think so

Alright, but they would have to break up and let Lily/James be together


He should be with Astoria, despite the fact we know nothing about her.


Cool. They created Victoire for Teddy!!


This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Hermione or Ginny?

Neville or Seamus?

Snape or Slughorn?

Fred Or George?

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts, but I love Hogsmeade too.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?


Have you Been to A Release Party?
a what??

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Yep, during the seventh I cried


Half Blood Prince. When Dumbledore died. I hated that part. When he was falling...god it was horrible!!

Books or Movies?

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Been To A Fansite?

Been to JKR’s Site?

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
Maybe, maybe not, you will never know...

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Ummm, not really. Well, I guess like everybody, I thought Tonks loved Sirius in HBP, cause that's how Harry saw it but then we found out she loved Lupin so all was well again!! WOO!

What was it?
Read up there

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
No. All my friends know, my mum knows, everybody knows!!

Did it/ Does it work?
Oh, no.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Now, I've noticed

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Never noticed.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Of course.

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Its in the Potter blood I assume.

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
What am I on right now??

Do you read fanfiction?
YESS, why do you think I have this account??

If so, do you like it?
Very much so

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
well naw like!!

What site?

Do you write fanfiction?
Currently writing original crap but I go to the fanfiction world sometimes

Do you like to write fanfiction?
Why would I do it if I didn't...?

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
There's Harry Potter candy?? Awesome!!

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Books and movies, some magazines, my own wand, a chess piece

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
My friend does. I don't :(

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Well, I'm pretty weird, I think I'm compared to Ginny or Tonks most.

Do You Agree With This?
I guess...

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
Don't think so...

What Are They?
See above.

Do you object to being Called By them?

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
See above

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
I adore it.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Of course, who doesn't?

Have you re-read the books?
Yeppers, a lot!!

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

Have You Had An RP Party?

Do You Want To?
Not really??

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

Have You Ever Wrote One?

Do You Want To?
Not particularly no...

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

Are You Going To Write One?

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

'Lo people!! well, I am now a Sherlock Holmes fan. It was rather inevitable, I suppose, so I expected it would happen. And who do I think is the awesome-est Holmes character, you ask? Why, who else but the magnificent Irene Adler. Irene is played by Rachel McAdams in the new SH movie. Luckily, I love Rachel so it's good that such a talented actress plays Irene. I recently watched A Scandal in Bohemia and it was pretty good. I may start on the Irene Adler Mysteries, I hear they're pretty good and stay true to Irene's character so hopefully they're good. Well, au revoir, mon amie!!


Right, I can't get any irene adler mystery books for Christmas cause its too close to Christmas (hell, it's Christmas Eve!!) so poop. But I'm gonna buy them in like a month!!

Okay, i bought 4 of the Irene Adler Mysteries, WOO!! And I bought Red Eye on DVD!!

My Harry Potter Life:

Name: Rachel Claire Holmes

Age: 14

Year: 4

House: Gryffindor

Blood Status: well, her dad is a muggle and her mum is a half-blood so really 3/4 muggle and 1/4 wizard? I dunno what you would call it!!

Hair: curly, dark brown and quite short

Eye Color: light blue/green

Height: small, about 5'3 or 5'4

Other features: dimples and a great smile

Personality: sweet and kind but pretty sarcastic and fiery if needed

History: Her mother's (Claire Malfoy) family was extremely furious when she eloped Daniel Holmes. They accepted the fact when Rachel was born and became very involved in her life. Rachel and all her grandparents are very close. Her best friends are the twins, Irene and Rachel Adler.

Parents: Daniel and Claire Holmes

Siblings: two younger sisters named Lisa and Allison

Extended family: Grandparents: Scorpius and Rose Malfoy, Dylan and Marie Holmes

Aunts and uncles: Amy Hamilton (nee Malfoy), Regina King (nee Malfoy), Joseph Holmes

Cousins: Courtney Holmes, Jason Hamilton, Sally King, Leah King and Henry King

Friends: Irene Adler (Kay and Stephen Adler)

Rachel Adler (Kay and Stephen Adler)

Matthew Lucas

Jackson Geller

Robert Crawford

Romantic interest: Robert Crawford

Patronus: a tabby cat

Boggart: Michael Myers (she loves horror movies but he scares her a lot)

Quidditch Captain?: sadly no, but she's trying!! She's actually the seeker and has been since first year. she's the only girl ever to get onto the team in her first year!

Prefect?: nope and she really doesn't plan on it, she takes after her great uncles, Fred and George

Broom: Comet 825

Wand: unicorn tail string with hawthorn 9 inches

Funny Quotes And Random Things:
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (This is SO going to be my Senior Quote)
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
- The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- If I throw a stick, will you go away?

-Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

-Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

-I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

-My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most

- I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!"

I OWN RED EYE AND THE NOTEBOOK!! WOOP WOOP!! I LOVE Rachel McAdams so this is pure brilliance for me!! I'm sooo happy right now! And The Time Traveler's Wife comes out soon so I'll buy that and a load of other Rachel movies!! WOOP!!

My fav Sherlock Holmes quotes:

"There is only but one case that intrigues me at present. The Curious Case of Mrs Hudson, the absentee land lady. Her comings and going appear most...sinister," - Holmes

"Tea, Mr Holmes?"

"Is is poisoned, Nanny?" - Mrs hudson and Holmes

"He's killed the dog. Again," - Mrs Hudson

I also loved the bit where Mary threw the wine at Holmes. While I love Holmes dearly, he thoroughly deserved it, lol.

"I was simply studying your methods, should the authorities ask me to hunt you down,"

"Ah, but I don't see my name in any of these...articals," - Irene Adler and Holmes

"Now, by the looks of things, I'd say your between jobs," - Irene

"And you between husbands," - Holmes

"Oh he was boring and jealous and he snored. I'm Irene Adler again," - Irene

Gladstone farts. Ah, I love that dog. He provides so much laughter.

"Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?" - Holmes

"Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope," - Irene

"Why's the only woman you've ever cared about a world-class criminal?" - Watson

"An alibi? A beard? A human canoe? She could sit on your back, and paddle you up the Thames," - Watson

"You're obviously not her type. She prefer's ginger dwarves" - watson

"Are you wearing a-"

"false nose? No!" - Watson and Holmes

"Get that out of my face,"

"it's not in your face, it's in my hand,"

"Then get whats in your hand out of my face," - Watson and Holmes

"No woman wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man is dead or not," - Holmes

"Ginger midget," - Holmes

"Irene Adler was here. either that or the ginger midget wore the same Parisian perfume," - Holmes

Smoke: NO, never will either.
Cuss: perhaps...okay yeah, sometimes!
Take a shower everyday: every other day

Have a crush(es): RDJ!! And Matthew Morrison!
Do you think you've been in love: RDJ!! Oh, you mean REAL love, not just crazy loving obsession. Then, no

Want to go to college: yeppers
Like high school: kinda
Want to get married: YES!! Preferably to RDJ...
Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: i think so...

Believe in yourself: kinda but not really
Get motion sickness: No!

Think you're attractive: nope!

Think you're a health freak: Well, after Biology and watching Glee, kinda. Emma's mysophobic, I think she rubbed off on me...

Get along with your parents: I get along with my mum most of the time

Like thunderstorms: Nope, don't like them
Play an instrument: attempted to learn guitar, the teacher quit, dont have another one...

Made Out: No way!
Go to the mall: shopping centre? No thank god!!

Eaten sushi: no..

Been on stage: NOPE!!
Gone skating: Nope
Made homemade cookies: No, we don't make them... :(
Been in love: with RDJ?? Why yes, yes I have!

Dyed your hair: No, but I got it cut!

Missed school because it was raining: no :(
Told a guy/girl that you liked them: No!! well, since I like a movie star, I think no...
Had an imaginary friend: Yes!!

Been on stage: NO THANK GOD!!

Cut your hair: yes, hasn;t everybody?
Had crush on a teacher: Ick, no!!

Played a game that required removal of clothing: No!
Flown on a plane: Yeppers
Cried during a Movie: yes! The Time Traveler's Wife was soo damn sad!! Poor Rachel McAdams!!
Ever thought an animated character was hot: Not that i can remember...

Age you hope to be married: in my 20's probably!
Numbers and Names of Children : 3 girls or 2 girls and a boy. Sophie Marie, Rachel Claire and Courtney Christine or Sophie, Rachel and Dylan

What do you want to be when you grow up: Perhaps a psychologist or psychiatrist. but I will hit somebody if they call me a shrink! >(

What country would you most like to visit: America
Descibe your Dream Wedding: dunno really
How do you want to die: Preferably not looking down the barrel of a gun, knifed in the gut (or anywhere for that matter), or murdered at all. I prefer to do the murdering my sleep

Best eye/hair color: brown eyes and black hair
Short or long hair: short, but not really short.
Best height: tall. or at least taller than me
Best weight: dunno

Best first date location: i dunno, anywhere
Best first kiss location: not sure...

Number of kisses you've given: do dares count? Cause if they do, like, 3 to the same person.

Number of boyfriends you've had: 0
Number of drugs taken illegally: 0 (haven't taken any legally either)
Number of people I could trust with my life: 6
Number of CDs that I own: a hell of a lot!
Number of piercings: none
Number of tattoos: 0
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 0, yeah like that'll happen! ;)

Number of scars on my body: 4 ish

Number of things in my past that I regret: not slamming certain doorbells head into the wall that time she popped outta Gemma's closet. You know who you are! Grr, stupid doorbell (that IS a person btw, I'm not just rambling about a doorbell)

Fav Color: Blue and purple. oh and green!

Day/Night: Night
Shampoo: Whatever one thats in the bathroom, I can't remember what its called
Summer/Winter: Winter
Lace or Satin: Satin

Fave Cartoon Character: Sylvester

Fave Food: dunno...
Fave Movies: Sherlock holmes, A nightmare on elm street 3, scream 2, the Notebook and the Time Traveler's Wife
Fave sport: baseball or basketball!!

Fave sports stars: dunno...

Name: Nicole

Wearing: T-shirt and jeans.
Drinking: TEA!!

Thinking about: Sherlock holmes (RDJ and Rachel McAdams)
Listening to: Katy Perry

Worn jeans: yes
Cried: no
Met someone new online: in the last week

Done laundry: no, my mum did
Drove a car: no, I'm only 14

Talked on the phone: yes, to Hannah

Yourself: nope!
Your friends: yes!!
Santa Claus: oh no.

Tooth Fairy: nope
Destiny/Fate: yes. everyone has their own path. they can change but it ends up in the same place anyway
Angels: not really
Ghosts: YES, THEY RULE!!
UFO's: maybe-ish
God: Nope, pile of crap (sorry if I offended anyone, just my opinons)


Do you ever wish you had another name: yeah, sometimes
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend: no

Do you like anyone: yes... he's a 43 year old movie star. :) me lurves RDJ very much!
Which one of your friends acts the most like you: dunno, we're all pretty different
Who have you known the longest of your friends: Hannah G and I've known her since I was 5
Are you close to any family member: my aunt...
Who do you hang around the most: Friends, fictional
When have you cried the most: when my nanny (grandma) died and my grandpa's died
What's the best feeling in the world: CRAZY!!
Worst Feeling: Lonelyness

Who Am I?

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book (or write). I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend in a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year (or never in her life). I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, Secret Memory, Faith, Sam, Witchy Rain Girl, Danforth'sChild, DeadPoet0712, Mam'zelleCombeferre, oLabyrintho, HolaApplePieElkChocolatePizza, coco-flavoured-tiktaks~

Awesome Joker quotes!!

"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well". Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too."

"May the floss be with you!"

"I'd say ladies first, but since we don't have any, (chuckles) we'll start with you, Pam."

1)If you had a son and daughter what would you name them?

Katheryn Codie or Lucy Hannah and Dylan Lucas.

2) If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only have one book, what would it be?

Duh, How To Build A Boat but if I couldn't have that...His Dark Materials. I have them all in one book and its huge so it would pass the time!!

3) What's your favorite subject in school?

History!! or English!

4) If you could be friends with any celebrity, who would it be?

Jared Leto because he seems so amazingly awesome, he's a brilliant singer/guitarist and he's so beautiful O_o or Katy Perry because she is one of the most beautiful people in the world (I mean inside and out, people).

5)And Lastly, Do you see the cup as half ful or half empty?

Ummmm...half empty! I'm a tad pessimistic, lol!!

If you read it post it on your profile and answer the questions! If you don't, Count Olaf will hunt you down!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

List twelve of your favorite characters from some fandoms, in no particular order.

1. Emma Pillsbury

2. Will Schuester

3. Nancy Thompson

4. Charlie Andrews

5. Lisa Reisert

6. Clare Abshire

7. Aphrodite LaFont

8. Darius

9. Irene Adler

10. Ellie Grimbridge

11. Sherlock Holmes

12. John Watson

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?


2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Charlie? Not hot, but absolutely adorable! She's Jayma Mays for goodness sake, of course she's adorable!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Excuse me? One, I don't think its possible for Watson to get Darius pregnant and Two, Darius is in love with Aphrodite and Watson is in love with Mary Morstan!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes! I've spent ages on the SH thingy looking for Irene fics!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Will and Clare? Don't think so, besides they're both in love with other people.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Lisa/Irene or Lisa/Ellie? I'm gonna have to go with the second one, Lisa and Irene are both Rachel McAdams, thats not right!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Aphrodite walking in on Will and Watson making out? Well, knowing Aphrodite she'd just stand and enjoy the view...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Nancy/Ellie? Ummm...After losing both their loved ones to evil Nancy and Ellie go to eachother for comfort? Does that work?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Emma and Darius? I wouldn't think it...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Aphrodite and Watson? No, you're alright I don't feel like doing that right now...

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?


12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that i'm aware of...

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Will/Charlie/Lisa? Finally, a bit of sense on this thing! Well, No one i know would write that but I could see Will with Charlie. She's a lot like Emma just without the mysophobic stuff.

4.If you wrote a Song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

No idea

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ummmm, nope don't have a clue!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About a month ago I think

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Emma is in a happy relationship with Aphrodite until Irene runs off with Aphrodite. Emma, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sherlock and a brief unhappy affair with Clare, then follows the wise advice of Lisa and finds true love with Will. Aww! Wemma fluff!! I would read that!!

333. I'm only half demon. (ah, how I wish that were true...=D)

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Did you just call me a bitch? Cause Bitch's are dogs, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are apart of nature and nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment!

Join the dark side! We have cookies!

Taste the rainbow. Eat crayons!

It's only cute until it pee's on your shoe.

Last night I looked up and thought 'Where is my ceiling?'

This is Fluffy. (-.-). He is the destroyer of worlds.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. (uh huh, cause THAT proves he isn't gay...)

History lesson: The dinosaur's didn't go extinct. Barney showed up and they all committed suicide.

Sometimes I wonder 'Why's the Frissbe getting bigger?' And then I get hit in the face.

People always say that guns don't kill people. People kill People. But I think that the guns have something to do with it cause if we just stood there saying 'Bang' Not many people would be dead.

Smile at your enemies. It confuses them.

Friends help you move. Best friends help you move the bodies.

BONES RULES!! Thats all I have to say on the matter. And I'm ashamed to admit that before I watched Bones, I thought Brennan and Bones were different people o_O but now I know better!! Bones is what Booth calls Dr Temperance Brennan. They are the same person. Phew..

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. - 8 and 12

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. - Stephen and Gavin

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. - Hannah, Hannah B and Nicole

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) - Total Eclipse of the Heart, Ur So Gay, California Gurls and Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

Okay, hey to everyone who reads my NOES fic. I'm so so so sorry I haven't updated in a while, super busy with life (even though I don't have one) and school. We're having summer exams, they SUCK. I have a couple next week and some this week too, so I won't be updating for a while but I promise I WILL update sometime before summer! And then after that I'll have nothing to do, just go to my granny's everyday really, so I'll have plenty of time to write. Although I might be trying to learn French. Yeah, we do it at school but I really like French and want to be good at it so I might just go through my entire French book and do all the excersises (sp?) that aren't listening ones. Well, goodbye dudes, off to revise :'( Its a tragedy really..

Opening Credits: Leaving on a Jet Plane - Matthew Morrison

Waking Up: Just Friends- Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects

First Day At School: Tapp - 3OH!3

Falling In Love: Average Girl - Emily Osment

Fight Song: Mad World - Gary Jules

Breaking Up: What Hurts The Most - Cascada

Prom Night: Beautiful - Lifehouse

Life: Jump Then Fall - Taylor Swift

Mental Breakdown: Why Me, Why Now - The Saturdays

Driving: Grease Lightning - Grease

Flashback: My First Kiss - 3OH!3 feat. Ke$ha

Getting back together: Silence is a Scary Sound - McFly

Wedding: You're Still the One - Shania Twain

Birth of Child: Hello Beautiful - Jonas Brothers

Final Battle: Forever & Always - Taylor Swift

Funeral Song: If We Ever Meet Again - Timbaland feat. Katy Perry (:D)

Final Credits: To Sir, With Love - Glee Cast

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Glowingly by Colorblind City reviews
"Should we live in the past, then?" She laughed, free, boundless. He was a little hypnotized "Sherlock...We were not made for boundaries" "Then what were we made for?" He already knew the answer. Sherlock/Irene. After over a year on hiatus, I finally bring you the Epilogue.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 83,600 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
Fall Away by Aiden I reviews
For anyone who asks who is Audrey? Where did she come from? How and when did Percy meet her? Step into the Ministry of Magic, where it all began. Where romance, adventure, and chaos ensues as they are rocked by the turmoil surrounding the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,457 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Percy W., Audrey W.
Paper trails by kalabangsilver reviews
Ardelia Mapp is on a mission - to save Starling from the clutches of Hannibal Lecter. Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, Starling and her companion have their own problems, least of which are a few connecting paper trails...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 217,759 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Diary of The Woman by SabrinaPhynn reviews
Merely a year or so after fleeing from London, Irene Adler is back in London town and finds out what became of that photograph. Hiatus fic. NOT MOVIE OR BBC IRENE, please note. BETA Needed!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler
As It Began by Mercedes Aria reviews
Once Upon A Time does not always end with Happily Ever After, even after the Dragon is slain. Tarrant/Alice; Tarrant/Mirana
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,139 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal
The Unwinding Of Percy Weasley by JustAudrey07 reviews
Percy is given an untidy and absent minded assistant named Audrey Larrabee to help promote himself in the Ministry. Will he be able to handle her seemingly complete apathy for the Ministry? Or will she be able to help him in ways he never dreamed of?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,603 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
A Nightmare On Elm Street: Dream Team by Dreaming in a Nightmare reviews
Killers, theifs those who do bad beware... A young woman with dream powers, and a legendary dream demon have teamed up after strange events, and now are hunting those who dwell in others pain. Springwoods never going to be the same again. FreddyXNancy
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,233 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009
Truths and Confrontations by goldiechik reviews
Ten years have passed since he last seen her but now he has returned to view her once more with a surprise tagging along the way. ch 8 re edited.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009
Where Do We Go From Here? by MagicallyChallenged reviews
Set after Sectionals picking up from after the Kiss... I have Rated this fic M becuase i have a tendancy to drabble and i can write chapter overloads and don't know how far i'm going to take it, my wish is your command X
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,571 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Emma P., Will S.
Numbers by SweetDisposition34 reviews
Quinn gave her baby away to Terri.Baby Drizzle is now a freshman at McKinley and determined to untangle the mess surrounding her birth. With the help of Emma,Drizzle puts names and faces to the 6 Numbers who have haunted her and her mother for so long.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Emma P.
Lips of an Angel by Pretty Persistent reviews
Will and Emma share a late night phone call... and a meeting. Loosely based on the Hinder song of the same title. Pre-"Mattress." WEMMA.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Will S., Emma P.
Desire by Permanent Rose reviews
/She knows it's wrong, but really, is it so wrong to want to be wanted?/ Emma/Puck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Emma P., Puck - Complete
Quieter Than Silence by x-HotMess reviews
Drag my teeth across your chest to taste your beating heart. JONAS. Nick/Macy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Series of Mysteries by Sharon Holmes reviews
Who is Moriarty? What is his plan? Sherlock, Irene and Watson investigate and work together to find out the many questions that need to be answered. Action, drama, romance and mystery included! Sherlock/Irene Sherene and Watson/Mary. T for future stuff.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
Envy by JackieJLH reviews
She's never really been all that different from her older sister. White Queen gen. Drabble based on Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Of White Queens and Hatters by EnvyIsMySin reviews
The Queen and the Hatter are in love, and she, Alice, has to watch from afar. How does she feel? Drabble. Old chapters are to be deleted, this will be redone.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
You're My Weak Spot Other Version by AnnaTW reviews
Well this is the other version, much more out of character but something i enjoyed writing : i let you guys do most of the imagining.. enjoy! :
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Recovering the Satellites by BluEyes reviews
Season 7. Chandler feels he lost himself somewhere along the way. Randler COMPLETE!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,369 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Chandler B. - Complete
Memorabilia by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day one hundred and twenty-nine: Will and Emma go through boxes of souvenirs from Will's Glee Club days.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Will S., Emma P. - Complete
Case Reopened by SlowChemical77 reviews
Chapter 8 up! This story is moving along quite nicely! Holmes/Irene
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A.
Hogwarts Goes Glee by LadyLuckxo reviews
Incredibly AU. Set during Harry's time at Hogwarts. Everyone will be against their personality. Ron's a very minor character. Each Hogwarts student featured will represent a character from Glee! T for teen pregnancy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
Come and Find Me by apiratesmile reviews
Irene muses over the first time she met the Great Sherlock Holmes. Oneshot. Irene/Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
Devils play thing by TheBlackxRabbit reviews
A beautiful blonde angel and a nasty smiling devil. Where will this lead you ask? Blood and destruction, maybe even a one sided love affair....maybe one sided. Dark Harley Quinn and Joker origin. Nothing like you have seen before.Done
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,165 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
And so it is by Colorblind City reviews
For an infinite moment, as he stared into her emerald eyes… /I can’t take my eyes off of you, I can’t take my eyes…/ His wish was granted. ONESHOT, Sherlock/Irene, SONGFIC: the blower's daughter by damien rice,
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
You're My Weak Spot by AnnaTW reviews
After the events with Blackwood, Irene pays Holmes a visit. Please review, it's my first atempt : Sherlock/Irene
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
The Thoughts of Irene Adler by Morgana Wheatley reviews
RDJ's Sherlock Holmes and Rachel McAdams' Irene. Basically what Irene was thinking whilst she was waiting for Sherlock to wake up in the first scene she in seen in. You know which one I mean! SH/IA
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Another Day, Another Case by Awesomerigby reviews
Watson and Sherlock Holmes constantly solve cases. Mary is fed up with it. A complicated case. What will happen when Holmes realizes he cares more for Irene than he would like? Mary/Watson Holmes/Irene, thanks to Kerit3h Ninja for the ideas in chapter 10
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,100 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Whispers in the UnderWorld by Santai reviews
It had started as a normal day when one dishevelled and scared Irene Adler had knocked on their door, and Holmes and Watson had suddenly found themselves in over their heads; but perhaps they had been destined to be involved anyway? Pre-film
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2010
Always the Same by PhoniexDown reviews
A drabble about Irene and Sherlock and a moment in time between them. Please review and favorite.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010
5 Times John Watson Saw Irene Adler Naked by CatsOnMars reviews
The actual long title: 5 Times John Watson Quite Unintentionally Saw Irene Adler Naked & One Time It Wasn't So Unintentional. Pre-movie fic telling of Watson's frustration with Holmes's potentially compromising affair with Irene. Watson/Irene/Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Complete
Jigsaw by Fiercest reviews
Chicago. 2010. Sometimes, you need to try living life on the other side.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
The Woman by JustBFree5 reviews
A re-imagining of the hotel scene between Holmes and Adler. One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
Friends: The Next Generation by Art Is The Weapon reviews
As the title suggests, this story is about the next generation of friends: the life Emma and HER friends. I've had this idea in my head for a bit and I decided to use it as my first story! Enjoy! Warning; contains OC's. Obviously. Finally complete!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,855 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Emma G., Erica B. - Complete
Velvet and Silk by CSI Clue reviews
Musings from two points of view
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Somebody to love by mkras reviews
It scares him how many times a day his thinks of red hair instead of blonde. Or how his heart beats a little faster at the sight of those big, brown doe-like eyes. Set during and after the episode "Throwdown" 1x07
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,873 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Will S., Emma P. - Complete
The One With The Christmas Wish That Comes True by Jana reviews
Alternative Universe - Monica has a crush. Unfortunately, it's on a celebrity who doesn't know she exists.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Monica G., Chandler B. - Complete
Fitful Slumber by MsRainey reviews
RemusTonks. He nodded, his inner feral demands seeping into his passion, “Yes,” He breathed, pinning her delightfully under him, “Mine. Nobody else's.” RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Meet Me Half Way by RogueButterfly reviews
Carefully, he lent forward – hand tightening around hers as he loomed above her. By touching her - he was in all likelihood absolutely and utterly screwed. Might as well make it worth his while.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/12/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Can You Picture This by fillthesilence reviews
He wants her, but he honestly has no idea how to get her. Drabble
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Emma P., Puck - Complete
Mistakes by beatgoeson654 reviews
Everybody makes them, and who's to say that's always a bad thing? WillxEmma. Kind of fluffy, but not sickeningly sweet.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Will S., Emma P. - Complete
Red Eye Karaoke by itsawoozle reviews
Basically, it’s what happens when the cast of Red Eye gets together for a karaoke party! LisaJackson! Please R&R! First Red Eye Parody!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 74 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/21/2006
Dying by SawManiac211 reviews
I uploaded the wrong story...sorry! But thanks to laraandcurtisfan97 it's been changed. This story is now dedicated to you for tellingme--LOL. Chandler's hiding something from Monica, but will he tell her? Please R&R!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Chandler B., Monica G. - Complete
Snow White Queen by XinnLajgin reviews
Her soul was his, and she knows it. Despite her denials, desperate in her evasions, the truth lay bare in their last encounter. He had but to wait for her to give in.
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kirsty, Pinhead - Complete
The One With The Invasion by Vellaa reviews
AU. Our world we knew of has drastically formed into a lifeless core. Can Psychiatrist Monica Geller-Bing and her husband escape this deadly virus overcoming The United States, or will they fall into something they’re not and lose to this battle. MC!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
All To No Avail by Pukkina reviews
Oneshot JXL A late night visit and ultimatum, Muse lyrics mixed right in.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
All the Deadly Sins by Gabe reviews
UPDATED Murder. Deceit. Revenge. Blackmail. Greed. When you're young, when you're rich, and when you're powerful, you'll stop at nothing to keep what you have. And everyone else will stop at nothing to take it away. Warning, Rated R.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 9/15/2002
Extraordinary by orphan mia reviews
Short looks into the life of Hellboy and Liz Sherman from first meeting to the more intimate aspects. These are just... not really drabbles but insights. All the characters will be involved at one time. Hellboy/Liz. Read and Review! Ch.7 Up!
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,666 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hellboy, Liz S.
The One With The Renaissance Faire by Jana reviews
Semi AU - Rewritten from an older fic - Coauthored by: Exintaris - A trip to the renaissance faire triggers a strange dream for Monica. Mondler.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,468 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Chandler B., Monica G. - Complete
Lucky Escapes by Mondlerlove reviews
My second fanfic. This is about Monica and Chandler during their affair in season 5, and nobody knows yet. Though will that still be the case as they try not to be found out? Please Read and Review! Now complete!
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
The Adventure in Montenegro by Kimi the Great reviews
The story of what happens between The Final Problem and The Empty House. Based off of William S. Bering-Gould's book on what he thought happens. Fluff and stuff. HolmesxAdler. Sorry for the title. Its not really an adventure. I couldn't think of anything.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
Silent Scream by Chelsey Nova reviews
God, he loves it when she screams.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Sleepless Nights by apckrfan reviews
Unable to sleep, Clarice logs onto the Internet one night. PostSOTL but before the events in Hannibal.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Adler's Lost Lozenge Box by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
Poor Mr. Holmes, he makes us all laugh. He can't find a stupid little lozenge box. Watch, dear reader, as Lovely Miss Irene Adler persuades our favorite detective Sherlock Holmes to accompany her home one evening. Short, very cute fluff.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Perception by viva los angeles reviews
Charlie's not as ditzy as she appears. Actually, she's rather informed as to what's going on. HxB.
Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
A New Path by Airflow reviews
After an adventure across Europe, an uncertain path lies before three people. But they will find they intersect quite suddenly and lead to a shocking conclusion... Chapter 7: Let it Rain FacheSophieLangdon
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,555 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006
TO On the Streets by anongurl reviews
Monica is kicked out as a teen and meets Phoebe. Bumps into Chandler... CM
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,938 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 2/19/2003
Beautiful by Are We Human reviews
Gale and Dewey think about how much they miss eachother. Set during Scream 3. [G&D]
Scream - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006
Dirty Little Secret by Feline of Ave. B reviews
Jackson Rippner left Lisa Reisert with more than just a few scars...
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,025 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Tow Monica And Chandler's Wedding by Jayne Leigh reviews
Ross, Joey, Phoebe and Rachel talk about Monica and Chandler's relationship during their wedding. Mondler mush...a tiny bit of RR....Please read and review!
Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Taken by TheShoelessOne reviews
Both Lisa and Jackson find that they are taken, in very different ways. She, taken to somewhere unknown. He, taken with her. LisaJackson. COMPLETE!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,853 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Irene by Felnezia Lloyd reviews
[AU] [Pointless Oneshot] An encounter between two of the most brilliant minds of nineteenth century. [SherlockIrene]
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Complete
The One With Farmyard Animals by greenish orange reviews
[Complete] Chandler and Monica have a late night chat. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
The Case of the Swiss Treaty by Rein Elanor reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler in Switzerland. There's friendship, drama, injury, the attempt to be clever, and a bit of lust. It's full of thrills, chills, and lots of 'larfs'.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Complete
Never Assume by BluEyes reviews
she sees something she wasn't meant to see...he thinks he'll never see her again (wow, that makes it sound like's not though, hehe) *now complete*
Friends - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Complete
Dreamwork by A Pyro Girl reviews
A short meeting between Freddy and Nancy, set during Dreamwarriors. Rated PG13 for brief language.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2003
Long Lost by Aurianna Parker reviews
*FINISHED!* For 14 years, people have believed that Heather Potter, Harry's twin sister, was killed in Voldemort's attack. But when a girl from America arrives at Hogwarts, who Snape seems to hate just as much as he hates Harry, what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 100,575 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2002 - Published: 9/7/2001
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Broken reviews
Two years after the events of NOES1, Nancy Thompson is yet again terrorised by the dream demon. Can she and her new friends stop him before her kills them all? AU, ignores all the other movies apart from the first one. Please read and review!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010
She Will Be Loved reviews
Tarrant Hightopp muses over his love for Mirana of Marmoreal and how he wishes he could make her eyes sparkle with love and adoration...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Thinking of You reviews
Irene Adler ponders over her relationship with Holmes and recieves an unexpected visitor. Please read and review!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Irene A., S. Holmes - Complete
Safe haven? I don't think so reviews
Irene Cooper and her friends are finally back at Hogwarts, after leaving 17 years ago. She still hates it. She hates the subjects, most of the teachers and the homework. Did I mention she's a vampire? Oh, and there may be someone out to kill her. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - OC, Dominique W.
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