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ummm... HIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!! Im Anita
Im a strange person, and have been told on more than a kerjillion (yes i know its not a real number! duh!) occasions, i am completely random!
Im a complete Twilight freak and i have to admit, a My Chemical Romance freak as well!! lolages XD
Im completely Team Edward coz, no offence to Team Switzerland/Team Jacob people but why would you choose a dog over a vampire?!
Im obsessed with reading, writing and music, both playing and listening to.
I have two AMAZING best friends (author Edward's Musical Inspiration Xx and a crazy kook called Ash) and I love them to bits!
um... thats about it...i guess...
MIDNIGHT SUN PETITION
FOR ALL TWILIGHT FANS Stephenie Meyer, author of The Twilight Saga, started Twilight from Edwards view and called it Midnight Sun. However, a copy was leaked onto the internet and now ms. Meyer is unsure about finishing the book. If you are a true Twilight fan, or ''TWERD'' you will copy and paste this onto your profile with your name added to the end. Happy pasting! And Godspeed to you.
Anita (Anita Way-Cullen)
I have another story typed up, ready to be uploaded but i literally am running in circles with schoolwork and study (bleargh) so ill put it up soon!!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21,music is lyfe,elliot.and.jd.4eva1, Anita Way-Cullen.
Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Bella: Do you like me?
Bella: Do you want me?
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Bella: Would you live for me?
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
A poem about Child Abuse
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile. If you think that all the world's problems could be solved by talking things out, copy this into your profile. If you think the taboos of the world should be broken, paste this into your profile. If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a compliment, copy this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile. If your friends are weird, copy this into your profile. If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this onto your profile (Bold-ones you are)
Im SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Patients Name: Quality Music
Cause of Death: Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, High School Musical
Chuck Norris Facts
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Some kids piss their name into snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris' calender goes striaght from March 31st to April 2cnd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Once, while having sex in a tractor trailer, Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris once one a game of Connect Four in three moves.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he check under his bed for Chuck Norris.
When you spell "Chuck Norris" on Google wrong, it doesn't say "Did you mean 'Chuck Norris?'" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-A-Sketch.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in "24", but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's fucking beef.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris was once on Celeberty Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show were spent with everyone standing around akwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can play the Violin with a Piano.
Death once had a Near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil to gain his amazing martail arts skill. Shortly after, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Devil and took his soul back. The Devil was so impressed that they now play poker every other Tuesday.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet who can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar. His shirts just get erections whenever they touch his body.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three counts of attempted murder in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris has to maintain a Concealed Weapon license in all fifty states in order to legally wear pants.
Chuck Norris never retreats. He just attacks from the oppisite direction.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver. And wins.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the glass shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Chuck Norris can make a parapalegic run for his life.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a cardboard box.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't doge Chuck Norrs' roundhouse kick.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the ocean gets the fuck out of the way.
On the first day, God created the Heavens and the Earth, looked down, and said, "Holy shit! Is that Chuck Norris?!"
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. Then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
Chuck Norris doens't play "Hide-and-Go-Seek". He plays "Hide-and-Pray-I-Don't-Find-You".
If you can see Chuck Norris, then he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, then you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanutbutter.
The term heart-burn was invented when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked a man in the chest and his heart caught fire.
Mr. T Facts
Three rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their Hall of Stone, Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne, Twenty rings to make Mr. T look cool, Upon them he inscribed "I pity the fool".
Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T only recognizes the element of surprise.
Gravity doesn't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt because they're shaped like Ts.
Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to this event as the Big Bang.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Mr. T beat a wall at tennis.
Mr. T is so scary that his hair is actually afriad to grow. The only reason he has a mohawk is because it's his blind spot.
There are only four horsemen of the Apocolypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
In August 2005, Mr. T, Vin Diesel, and Chuck Norris went shark fishing 845 miles east of the Bermuda 1,139 miles west of the Azores Islands. After finishing off ten kegs Milwaukees Best and two barbequed tiger sharks Mr. T asked Vin Diesel to pull his finger. At the exact moment that Vin Diesel pulled Mr. T's finger, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr. T in the stomache "for fun". The resulting flatulence is refered to by most as "Hurricane Katrina" has cost over 1.13 billion so far and almost destroyed New Orleans. To help aliviate his conscious Chuck will provide free "Roundhouse Kick"seminars to the hurricane victims. As for Mr. T, he will simply pity the fools.
Rocky 3 was a groundbraking film. It took 135 special effects artists 13 months to make it seem like Rocky won the second fight to Mr. T.
Mr. T does not believe that there are fifty states, only two because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction.
Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike the Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Chuck Norris, and the Triforce of Mr. T, all held by Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, and Mr. T respectively. If all the peices of the Triforce came together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay.
Show Mr. T a ship of fools, and he will show you a torpedo full of pity.
Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.
Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, and Jay-Z after a late night drunked bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was.
Mr. T and the rest of the A-Team were disqualified and kicked off the show "Junk Yard Wars" for violating the saftey rules and building a fully functional M1A1 Abraham Main battle tank, when all they needed to build was a steam-powered catapult.
Statistically speaking, you're more likely to be pitied by Mr. T, than you are to have feet.
Mr. T can ea a Rubix Cube and crap it out solved.
Mr. T is the original Black Power Ranger.
When Life gives you lemons, make Coca Cola. Then sit back and let Life think he's going crazy.
Don't tell me the sky is my limit, cause I've seen footprints on the moon.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If you REALLY REALLY want to know your blood type, copy this into your profile
If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television, internet, or fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the Rabbit should kill the kids who won't give him Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
The majority of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro
if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love fire and/or wish you were a pyrokenetic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize your profile is WAAAY too long, but have no intention of deleting anything on it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Dress my corpse up in a low-cut dress,
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time like ME, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!!
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
this is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line :)
Nessie's Tea Party
Emmett's Dress: (with the wig)
Carlisle's Dress: (with mouse ears)
Jake's Dress: (with bow, duck bill and fluffy ass)
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