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Joined 08-06-09, id: 2039134, Profile Updated: 01-03-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

About Me

Name: Nicole

Age: None of your buisness!! It's over 10 but under 20.

Height: 5"2

Eye Color: Dark Brown but it is sometimes mistaken for black

Hair Color: Pitch Black... Super dark black... even in the sun...

Favorite Color: (top faves, in order) Black, Maroon, White, Navy Bue, Bright Red, Bright orange, gray, muddy brown, and metalic green

Favorite Book/Books: New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Harry Potter (all of them), A Mango Shaped Space, The Lightning Thief, The Birchbark House...

Favorite Day: Saturday, cuz there's no school. ANTI-SCHOOL!!

Favorite Month: Febuary or May

Favorite Author: Stephanie Meyer, JK Rowling, Wendy Mass, and Ummmm26

Favorite Number: 12, 15, and 999

Favorite Song: Anything on the radio that isn't too repetitive or annoying. AND ANYTHING PARAMORE.

Latest Obsession: Taylor Lautner! I'm saving up my money just so I can get a cardboard cutout of him... My parents think I'm crazy though. It's like 40 dollars!! For me, that's expensive. and my crush... I like stalking his house on Google Earth... TEEHEE!!

Hobbies: Likes to jam to music, read, hang out with friends, and play on the computer

Team Edward or Team Jacob: Team Jacob all the way!! After reading the series a million times, you start to notice that Jacob is just the right one for bella... TEEHEE!!

Favorite Quiluete (other than Jacob, of course. We all love him) is either Seth or Leah Clearwater

Favorite Cullen (other than Edward or Bella. They don't count) is Emmett.

Updates: January 3rd, 2010: OMG!! I haven't updated in 4 months!! That's so sad!! Part of it is cuz I forgot my password, and I've been so busy with so many things... Yeah, I'm currently writting another Twilight fanfic, and I might write a fanfic for A Mango Shaped Space by Wendy Mass.


The Cullen's New Home:

My Friend's Profile (I share this fanfic with her)- http://www.fanfiction.net/~ummmm26

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The Classic Story by ummmm26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella's a college English professor. Edward's a doctor. They have awesome friends and when they meet, life just gets a whole lot better...eventually!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,075 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Domino Effect by JanJiz reviews
New Moon AU. What if Jasper bit Bella at her 18th Birthday party? And what dark secret has Jasper been keeping from the rest of the family? He tells all as his relationship with Bella grows. Canon. **NOT a Jasper/Bella love fic**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,695 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Shining In The Moonlight by Doritos1996 reviews
The third book of Breaking Dawn from Edward's POV. Bella is turning into a vampire at the last book. What were Edward's thoughts? EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 68 - Words: 117,293 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We should have just played bored games! by Jacob is so mine reviews
Everyone is extremely bored so they decide to play a game of truth or dare.It gets really crazy...there going to all wish they never agreed to this.I know there are alot of these already but i swear this one is hilarious and very original
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 98,055 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
Breaking the Rules by Sergeant-Politeness reviews
Bella and Emmett are left alone for a weekend, hilarity ensues Caffinated!Bella, Emmett wears tight baby tees, and there just might be a gwen steffani sing along. Not Em/B love story! Major Crack Alert
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Thinking of You by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
A/U, OOC and Now Extended! NEW: Requests would be appreciated, but now, I'll be taking over on the requests. So, if I get no requests, I'll be writing the next "Thinking of You" chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009
Only In Mike's Imagination by tobi-sailorVenus reviews
Mike Newton is after the girl that everyone wants but no one owns, except Edward Cullen! Mike is ready to go the extremes to break them up, but looks like he doesn't know that Edward can play better. Of course, ExB, I just like to make fun of Mike. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Mike
Carlisle and the iPhone by BibliophileBoleyn reviews
It all started with an innocent Father's Day gift. What happens when an three hundred and sixty something year old vampire gets an iPhone? It is set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,702 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Carlisle
Edward Cullen and the iPod Shuffle Quiz by Carrie Swinton reviews
Let's throw Edward, an iPod, a quiz, and a shuffle button into a bag. The mix we have is some really strangely accurate song titles for Edward and a whole lot of laughter in the Cullen house. What will Alice and Emmett do with these titles? Threeshot. xD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
The Long Weekend by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
With Charlie gone on a fishing trip all weekend, Bella goes to stay with the Cullens. But what will happen when they all get bored and need some entertainment. Emmet has a bust up with an old lady, Alice befriends a stuffed dog and Bella takes revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,276 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Emmett's Name Game by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: A one shot of Emmett and his nicknames for the family. Emmett decides to give everyone nicknames but he never expected the name game to be turned on him. Post-Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Killing Mike Newton by The EB's reviews
We love to kill Mike, because he's just so much more fun dead than alive. So we're going to. Repeatedly. Rated M in case my girls want to up the gore factor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Mike
Emmett's Birthday by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
It is Emmett's birthday and Bella doesn't know what to get him. So she gives him her. She is his servant for 24 hours. Nothihng can go wrong right. Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
Emmett Makes A Scene by JanJiz reviews
This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward
The Isabella Swan Fan Club by brunettelamb reviews
Mike and his friends take "stalker" to a whole new level . . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Mike, Edward
JACOB'S FLAWS by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
THIS IS A STROY TO MAKE FUN OF JACOB. IF YOU LIKE JACOB THEN LIVE WITH IT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Bella's Problem by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
One-Shot Bella has a problem and Alice is the only one who can fix it! review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
The One Thing Vampires Are Afraid Of by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
One-shot Bella finds out what the cullens are afraid of LOL Review PLz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
My New Moon by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
This is what I wished could have happened at the end of New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pranking Emmett by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
The Cullen Clan gets back at Emmett for pranking them comtinuous times before
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Irritation by Heartbroken1 reviews
Since Nessie’s birth Jacob Black has become a thorn in Rosalie’s side. And what bothers Rosalie eventually ends up irritating Emmett too. For the Twilighted Breaking Dawn Missing Moments Challenge. Category: Humor. Chapter 26, approximately Page 522.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
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The Cullen's New Home reviews
This is my shared fanfic with ummmm26. The Cullens move to Japan and have silly messed up adventures! Rated H for hillarious.... pleaz read this. I know the summary sucks but I promise that the story doesn't. Pretty pleaz with an Edward on top!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Emmett
Chatroom with the Cullens reviews
The cullens chat online, and all goes crazy! Now a two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete