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Joined 08-06-09, id: 2039181, Profile Updated: 02-04-13
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Sonny with a Chance, and Hunger Games.

So I am your basic teenager girl,even thought I could probably be considered a freak. I love to read books of any type, I love to dance(ballet). I play violin and guitar. I love to sing and one of my biggest dreams is to be on Broadway. I am in love with the musical Phantom of The Opera. I love the Beatles, don't mess with them. I also love various things like, Harry Potter, Twilight, The Hunger Games, I am Number Four, Wings, Uglies, Peeps, Fallen, Percy Jackson, 13 reasons why, along with so many other things I couldn't begin to name them.

-If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever walked into a pole and thought it was a person, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous Fan Fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing hysterically instead.

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who would have pushed them

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the dang leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Through a Mentor's Eyes by hella-cupcake reviews
"Honestly, unless someone's maimed, dead, or dying, I'm going back to sleep." The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins written from Haymitch Abernathy's point of view. Because I've always wanted to know what Haymitch was thinking/doing.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,279 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Haymitch A.
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Are You Up for A Game of Truth or Dare? by belwight reviews
The Cullens play their favorite pastime. What else? Truth or Dare? Chaos ensues and secrets are revealed. Slight OOC. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,154 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Falling Star by twilightsagalover28 reviews
This is 4 years after Breaking Dawn. They go to school, stuff happens, I don't want to give it away. Callaberation with Hatake Nyra. Read it. I suck at summaries. First fan fic. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,540 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Solstice by Elizabeth Watson reviews
The Cullen family has just relocated to cloudy Vancouver, and Nessie, Jacob and the Cullen children are ready to start at another high school. But it's not long before things change more than any of them could have expected.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,311 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Truth or Dare with vamps and a human! by momorocker44 reviews
What will happen when Bella gets tricked into playing truth or dare with her vampire family? You'll have to see! I know the summary is lame but plz read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Forks Again by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Chad With A Chance Of Alcohol by pearlchavez reviews
Chad stumbles in to the prop house and runs into Sonny, and luckily for her he's quite an honest drunk, but what happens when he tells her everything she's ever wanted to know and then forgets it the next day?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,726 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Who's Up For A Game of Truth Or Dare? by XshoppingshortieX reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are out for the week, what will happen when Alice suggest a so called innocent game of truth or dare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,125 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
The Rising of Renesmee by edwardcullenlover01 reviews
Renesmee Cullen is done growing and is now going to school. However what starts out completely innocent turns into something they willl never forget.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,779 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
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The Haymitch Chronicles Book 1 reviews
The Hunger Games through our favorite mentor's POV, Lets see the Games through a mentors eyes. R&R. T to be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Haymitch A., Katniss E.
Sonny With a Chance of Adoption reviews
Chad is ready to settle down and have a family. But not wanting to get into a relationship decides to adopt. What happens when he meets a familar little girl he plans to adopt? R&R
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Truth or Dare Challenge reviews
Let the Games Begin. Watch your favorite PJO characters play Truth or Dare while the Gods watch and paricipate. Submit dares.R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Nico A., Percy J.
Thirteen Reasons Why Twilight Edition reviews
This is what happens when Bella commits suicide and leaves tapes for people explaining why. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
Games With TheCullens reviews
The Cullens decide to play some games including Would You rather. I've never and Truth or Dare. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward, Bella