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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Please note that I have recently disabled anon reviews. It's always the bad doings of one that ruin the fun for the masses. I was being stalked and harassed quite vulgarly and violently. My apologies to the sane.

I love you.


I have no idea how Twilight came into my life and when it took on a force of it's own... I have embraced the change

I have met Rob... yeh... THAT Rob. He is gloriously, ahem... inspiring

I'm on twitter endlessly, come play with me if you dare: http://twitter.com/erinbatt

In between the highly inappropriate displays...I keep you posted on story statuses and otherwise am just goddamn amusing, lol

That is all... as you were...


SECRET SEX UPDATE SCHEDULE:

CH34 January 6

CH35 January 13

CH36 January 27

CH37 February 27

CH38 March 3

CH39 March 17

Update January 21, 2012: I am about to post Chapter 44, there will be two more chapters, ending at Chapter 46, plus an epilogue. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

Update: This story is going to extend a good deal beyond the originally planned 40 chapters. Perhaps 45 epilogue. I am continually working on them, they will post asap.

xox


* I am not at this time accepting offers to translate either story for republication. Though your offers humble and honour me beyond words. *


Disclaimer: The characters, universe and all recognizable ideas from Twilight are owned by Stephenie Meyer. The original content, ideas and intellectual property of this story is owned by erinbatt


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Chapter 7: Hearts, Hamburgers, and Milkshakes

The Necklace

(replace the pearl with the heart locket)

Bella's Green Dress: Giorgio Armani Spring 2010

(except deeper plunge neckline & black lace over back): and

Chapter 9: Being a Gentleman

The Wickanninish Inn, Tofino British Columbia

Chapter 21: Need Want Now: I Love You

Bella's Valentine's Trench Coat Surprise

The Shoes

Chapter 24: Taste Kisses

Bella's Red Dress

Bella's VDay Dinner Shoes

(OMG the cutest things ever, even if it's an abstract photo)

Chapter 29: Open Your Eyes

The Evergreen Bridge: world's longest floating bridge

The Woodmark Hotel

Chapter 30: Dear Life

The Susan G. Komen for the cure foundation that is mentioned in Chapter 16: Traditions

Chapter 35: Enough Is Enough

The Chanel J12 ring

The "slutty" lingerie

Chapter 43: Reunited

The house on Bainbridge Island

Chapter 44: Yes

Bella's Dolce & Gabana dress

(I wanted to make it Balenciaga, ya know, for obvious reasons, but I didn't like anything I found)

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Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4653 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7730 - Favs: 5,315 - Follows: 3,607 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Train to Gretna Green by Carson Dyle reviews
In 1851, 18-year-old Bella Swan flees her pleasant home and doting parents in favor of romance and a grown-up life with the man of her dreams. The advent of Britain's railway system makes escape easy for her. Or does it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6104 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17550 - Favs: 10,812 - Follows: 4,808 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14390 - Favs: 16,028 - Follows: 8,509 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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A Chance Encounter reviews
His agony defines him. His memories destroy him. Offered the chance to leave the misery behind, Ed knew it was better to suffer than to forget-the ultimate betrayal, abandoning Bella.He already did that once. He'll find her again. HE HAS TO. -icrodrigues
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,580 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Secret Sex reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Polar Bears Do It reviews
Bella despises her mundane summers in Forks with her dad. While she cherishes her father, the town has always left more than a little to be desired. Until a new family moves in and things in Bella's life get a little more interesting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete