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Joined 08-07-09, id: 2039677, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 23 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, and Hollyoaks.

Heya, my fellow Fanfic… Alliteration failed me…. *Facepalm* Maybe we should try that again XD.

Hello! If you’re reading this, you obviously stumbled across my profile XD. My account name is Hayley_Saxon-xx but if you’re extra nice and review my fics I’ll let you call me Jess ^.^ hint hint. I'm 15 (16 on the 6th of November 2011)

I’m a Doctor Who and Torchwood freak and I’ve seen the episodes so many times I can quote them! :D

My previous username was Janto-Addict but I changed it because I’d decided to dedicate myself to Doctor Who as well as Torchwood and I needed a more versatile username! Then I chose Masterpuppy-x. why, I’m not sure. But I’m weird like that. But I never really like that so now I've changed it again and for good this time. Hayley is for Hayley Williams because she's my idol and Saxon for Harold Saxon aka the Master who I adore so so much.

I’m crazy. Very crazy. And people at school call me weird but I KNOW I’m weird. I’m proud of being weird. I mean, I get rubbish for being an Emo, a Writer, a Sci-Fi lover and a Slash lover but I don’t really care because all those things make who I am as a person and I’m proud of who I am! The world would be so boring if we were all the same!!! I’m much more interesting than the slags that bitch about me anyway ^.^

:D I stumbled across this site in August 2009 while looking for Ianto’s diary therefore the first fic I ever read was Ianto Jones’s diary by TorchwoodFour so I’d like to thank TorchwoodFour for writing a brilliant fic and for also writing one that introduced me into the world of fanfic!

Fanfic is amazing. It’s helped me find some awesome friends, who I can talk to about music and TV and they’ve stimulated my obsessions for Torchwood/Doctor Who/Paramore as well xD So, I’ll put my thanks to my friends here so you can all see who they are, how awesome they are, and how you MUST read their fics because they’re amazing.

Gwento-Addict – My first friend on FanFiction, actually. She was one of the first people to review my first fic and she was the first to add me on my msn. xD We actually did a joint fic once…. But we deleted it XD I do numerous Torchwood RolePlays with her (some of which I’ve posted as fics) and, honestly, she could be the new Gwen Cooper! She’s a big Gwen Cooper lover and has written some amazing Gwhys/Janto dramas! Her ideas are brill! Look her up!

Janto-Gleek – Our newest addition to the RolePlaying family! She’s seriously the female Owen Harper! I convinced and helped her to make an account and she’s been a good friend of mine ever since. She’s a fellow Janto lover and has written some awesome, cute, hot Jantoness! Look her up for Janto and lots of good storylines!

TheWeddingFairy – One of my oldest FanFiction friends! She’s another mega Janto fan and is brilliant at writing Jack/Ianto. She’s amazing at Smut (her fics are hot!) And is so good at fluff! Also, I thank her because it feels like I've known her for all my life and I feel as if I can talk to her properly about anything! XD

Theta-Koschei-Forever95I didn’t find him on FFN but I needed to put a dedication to him anyway. I dated him for a massive 5 years before he moved to Wales in August 2010. We’ve decided long distance is too hard! However, he’s still one of my best friends (and even though its weird, I can't imagine going out with him again, it wouldn't feel right) and plays an amazing Jack Harkness in our Roleplays. He’s written some brilliant Torchwood pieces but has now been converted to the world of Doctor Who and will be writing lots of Theta/Koschei love in the future.

Thanks to them all, again.

Dedications to: Vic Taylor for her help with my Doctor Who fic when I started (she writes AMAZING M rated Doctor/Master too) Oakdown for writing THE best fic I’ve ever read! Give it a read if you like Theta/Koschei, trust me, it’ll be worth it, it got me into Theta/Koschei actually. FightingDreamer Alchemist and KlinicallyInsaneKoschei because I promised a dedication. And another new dedication to Chips2 for writing my favourite fic: Poker Night. It's a Brendan and Ste fic from Hollyoaks :D

My OTP is Y'know, I don't know... I'm split between Janto (Jack/Ianto) and Stendan (Brendan/Ste)... I would say Janto but considering that Ianto is dead there is no chance of them developing :'( Damn you RTD...

Another point I'd like to make, un-Hollyoaks related is that I have found love for my first ever het pairing, which is the 11th Doctor and River Song. I hated River with the 10th Doctor but she just clicks with Matt's Doctor and they're very cute.

I’m also going to write for a number of other sites and I’ll post the links for them on her at later date. Also, my LJ account is under Masterpuppy_x, please add me coz I’m gonna post all of ma fics on there and the updates on there will be quicker. I have an account on the Prydonian (which is a Doctor/Master site) and may post on there. Same username as everything else (Masterpuppy_x). my twitter is under the name JessPower_XD

Can i just say, that Ianto's death made me cry more than i thought was possible. Therefore, I'm dedicating ALL my work to the shy gorgeous Welsh Ianto Jones and the amazing Gareth David-Lloyd. For all his work on our favourite shows :D

FICS IN THE WORKS (won't be posted until I've finished the others):

Title: Until the End of the Universe (Doctor Who) Chapters: Over 15 (I dunno bout the exact number) Pairings: Theta/Koschei, 10/Simm!Master Rating: T (One M rated Chapter. They’ll be more M rated chapters on my LJ version ) Genres: Romance/Friendship Summary: Theta and Koschei, two Time Lords, burning with youth, ambition and love. Together they are almost invincible. Almost. This fic follows Theta and Koschei through the Academy and their time together as the drums grow stronger and we see what has taken them to the point of them being enemies. My excuse to write a lot of Theta/Koschei fluff.

Warning: Swearing, bullying, murder and one chapter of sex.

Title: Gingerbread House (Doctor Who) Chapters: Over 10 (I dunno bout the exact number. Not finished) Pairings: 10/Simm!Master Jack/Ianto Rating: T Genres: Sci-fi/Friendship Summary: Parallel Worlds; Gingerbread House. The Doctor finds himself on the receiving end of this saying as a discovery from the Master leads the Doctor and the Master, along with Jack, on a shocking adventure as Jack meets someone who he thought was long gone. This is not their world, but do they care?

Warning: Angst, Alternate Universe, Swearing, bit of violence, not enough to take it to the M category.

Title: Desperation (Life on Mars) Chapters: Dunno yet. Pairings: Annie/Sam and Gene/Sam (But friendship, of course) Rating: T Genres: Action/Hurt/Comfort Summary: Woman are being taken from the streets, sometimes in broad daylight and they wind up dead a few days later. Sam knows the streets of Manchester aren’t safe for young women like Annie and offers to walk her home. But after she refuses something horrific happens, and Sam is desperate for results. But a notice on his door, written in blood breaks him further and a vision into the future makes Sam certain who the killer is. But will Gene listen to him before it’s too late? And who is WDC William, and why does she have so many links to Sam’s past?

Warning: Murder, swearing, references to sex.

Title: Stranded. (crossover, Torchwood/Life on Mars) Chapters: Dunno yet. Pairings: Annie/Sam and Gwen/Jack, hints of Sam/Gwen. Genres: Action/Hurt/Comfort Summary: My name is Gwen Cooper. I was shot by my boss’s worst enemy and I woke up 35 years in the past. It could just be a Rift Fluctuation or a vision from my coma. But why does it feel so real? And how have I managed to work for the Manchester CID? I know I have to get home, but doing it is another thing.

Warning: Murder, Swearing, Sexual Scenes & References.

My likes and preferences (all in order):

Shows: Doctor Who, Hollyoaks (Brendan/Ste only!) Torchwood/Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Scrubs, Friends, Primeval, Big Brother and a good load of comedy and reality shows.

Films: Shaun of the Dead, Run Fatboy Run, Bruce Almighty, Truman Show, Liar Liar, Titanic, Saw, Van Helsing, the Simpsons Movie, 8 Mile, Underworld and the Pokémon movies... yes I’m that sad but it’s something I’ve loved since I was little and its stuck with me. Besides, the games are epic. Although, I find Ash highly irritating. I don’t know why.

Singers/Bands: Paramore, 30 Seconds to Mars, Bullet for my Valentine, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Mayday Parade, VersaEmerge, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Lost Prophets, Hollywood Undead, All time low, My Chemical Romance, Kids in Glass Houses, All American Rejects, Nine Inch Nails, Funeral for a Friend, Eminem, Pendulum, Kings of Leon, Me You at Six, P!NK, Black Eyed Peas (and i have a soft spot for a bit of David Bowie but that’s only because of LOM and A2A)

Pairings: Brendan/Ste (Hollyoaks) or Jack/Ianto (Torchwood), 10/Simm!Master Theta/Koschei (Doctor Who), 11/River (Doctor Who), Sam/Annie (Life on Mars), Gene/Alex (Ashes to Ashes), Gwen/Jack (Torchwood), Gwen/Rhys (Torchwood), John-Paul/Craig (Hollyoaks), Christian/Syed (Eastenders) Chris/Shaz (Ashes to Ashes), Tosh/Owen (Torchwood), Gwen/Owen (Torchwood), 10/Rose (Doctor Who), Jack/Alonso (Torchwood), and a bit of Ianto/Owen if written right… although I think it was a few of our roleplays that started that. Damn Janto-Gleek. xP

Name: Jess

Age: 15

Address: Garstang, Lancashire, England, The UK, Europe, The world, The solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

Height: 5'2”

Male or female: Female

Hair colour: Black but I'm going bright red soon, like Hayley Williams.

Eye colour: Blue

Favourite colour: Pink or Black.

Hobbies: Reading and writing.

Do I collect anything: Doctor Who and Torchwood stuff.

Music: Urm, people say that I like ‘Emo’ music… but I think I just like music XD I dunno. Anyway, loads of bands.

Favourite Food: Chocolate

Favourite Drink: J2O but I like a bit of WKD.

Three things i would have to take if i were to be stranded on a deserted island:

1: my phone

2: my computer.

3: a TV and my DVDs

Three things i could live without:

1: Russel T Davis (ish)

2: spots

3: Homework

Countries I have lived in: England

Places I have holidayed in: Spain, France, America & Mexico

Dream for the future: Author

Can you cook? Does toast and beans count as cooking?
What was your dream growing up? Writing
What talent do you wish you had? Singing
Favorite place? Wales
Favorite vegetable? None
What zodiac sign are you ? Scorpio
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Ears and bellybutton. (Was supposed to get my nose done for my 15th but I had a really bad cold so... -_-)
Worst Habit? Daydreaming
What is your favorite sport? Swimming
Negative or Optimistic attitude? optimistic
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Dunno
Tell me one weird fact about you: I’m a vegetarian and an Emo I guess.
Do you have any pets? No :( but I'm getting this adorable Labrador puppy called smudge.
Do you know how to do the Macarena? who doesn't
Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Scary
If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? My hair; its too frizzy!
Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? crime partner
What color eyes do you have? blue
Ever been arrested? no
If you won 100,000 pounds today, what would you do with it? I’d buy Emmett Scanlan and Kieron Richardson and force them to do naughty things in my basement =D Although, i think they'd secretly like it.
What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? Urm, a chewy one? I like minty better than fruity.
Do you believe in ghosts? Yes *whimpers*
Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Write.
Do you swear a lot? As long as my mum’s not there :D
Biggest pet peeve? homophobia and racism. Oh, and RTD

In one word, how would you describe yourself? Random!

Profession: None
Any Siblings?: nope thankfully
Shoe size: 6
Innie or Outie: Innie Righty or Lefty?: leftly
Any pets?: no
What month were you born in?: November
Biggest Fear: Spiders *whimpers again*
Your Proudest Accomplishment: None
Special Talents: Writing?
Famous Person You Want To Meet: John Barrowman & Gareth David-Lloyd
Song Played At Your Funeral: I dunno. Favorite Car: SUV
Favorite Movie: Bruce almighty
Favorite Song/Singer: Paramore
Favorite School Subject: English (possibly drama)
Favorite Food: Chocolate
Favorite Animal: Dog
Favorite Childhood Memory: Urm, my first Xmas in Lancaster XD
Favorite Possession: Phone, laptop or DVDs
Comedian: Michael Macintyre.
Favorite Number: 6
Favorite Hard Candy: Polo’s
Favorite Month: November or December
Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate
Favorite Smell: Melted Chocolate
Favorite Cartoon Character: Scooby Doo
I don't understand...: Homophobia
When I wake up in the morning...: I'm tired
Life is full of...: Fun! xD
My past is...: childish
I wish...: The Doctor and the Master would get together on DW.
I am totally terrified of...: Spiders
I hate people who...: are Homophobic
Last November...: was my birthday.
I love it when...: I complete a fic I work...: No where
my dream last night...: was about the Master meeting Brendan Brady. Man, that was so funny! They worked well together!!
Today I ate...: Chocolate
The world could do with less...: spiders

Celebrities I adore! (No order) - John Simm (plays Sam Tyler and the Master), David Tennant (plays the Doctor), Hayley Williams (lead singer of Paramore), Kieron Richardson (plays Ste Hay), Emmett J Scanlan (plays Brendan Brady), John Barrowman (plays Captain Jack Harkness), Jedward (Can't stand them as singers but, god, they're funny as people), Eve Myles (Plays Gwen Cooper), Gareth David Lloyd (plays Ianto Jones), Michael McIntyre (Comedian), Jason Manford (Comedian), Matt Smith (plays the Doctor), John Partridge (Plays Christian Clarke in Eastenders), Marc Elliot (plays Syed in Enders).

Quotes:

“Hey, sometimes a little techno babble is good for the soul.” – Jack Harkness, Torchwood. (Day One)

“I hate the countryside, it’s dirty, it’s unhygienic and what is that smell?” ‘That would be grass.’ “It’s disgusting.” – Owen Harper & Gwen Cooper, Torchwood. (Contrycide)

“Toshiko, the poor girl who'll screw any passing alien that gives her a pendant? Owen, so strong, he gets in a cage with a Weevil, desperate to be mauled. Or Ianto, hiding his cyber-girlfriend in the basement. Your three comrades here pumped bullets into her, remember?” ‘I’ve got to get Rhys back.’ “Yeah, ‘coz you’re so in love with Rhys you spend half your time in Owen’s bed.” – Jack Harkness & Gwen Cooper, Torchwood. (End of Days)

“I left home a long time ago. I don't really know where I really belong. Maybe that doesn't matter anymore.” ‘I know you get lonely.’ “Going home wouldn’t fix that. Being here, I've seen things I never dreamt I'd see. Loved people I never would have known if I'd just stayed where I was. And I wouldn't change that for the world.” Jack Harkness & Ianto Jones, Torchwood. (To the Last Man)

“They say you’re supposed to talk to people when they’re in a coma. Don’t they? ……I have absolutely no idea whether you can hear me, Jack. I never heard of anyone coming out of a coma and carrying on the conversation. So I suspect it’s something the doctors tell us to do, to make us feel better, rather than help you. We don’t feel quite so useless and helpless. We get the feeling that there’s still some sense of purpose in our lives. We’re not just waiting. Waiting for the science to work. Or the miracle to happen. Or the nightmare to end. [Pause] I’m not much of a talker, Jack, you know that. But I’ll talk to you now, on the off-chance that it helps. Just promise me, if you’re hearing this, that when you come round and you’re going to, Jack; you’re going to come out of this, just promise me that you’ll never bring up anything I say to you now. How’s that? We got a deal? [pause] This must be the longest that I’ve ever looked at you and not seen you smile. I’ve watched you in your sleep; did you know that? So many times. Just woken up beside you in the middle of the night and watched you. Watched your eyes moving behind your eyelids as you dreamed. And tried to imagine what a man like you could possibly dream about. The things you’ve seen; the lives you’ve lived; the people you’ve loved. I wondered if you were dreaming about me, I hoped you were dreaming about me. But lets be honest, Jack. I’m… nothing more than a blip in time for you, Jack. Everyday, I grow a little older. But you’re immortal. You’ve already lived a thousand lifetimes. How could you watch me grow old and die? How can I watch you live and never age a day? I suppose we both know that will never be a problem. Not in this job. No one in Torchwood ever lives to draw their pension do they? Even by some miracle I survive to see my hair turned grey, or God forbid fall out, I don’t kid myself that you’d still be around to see it. One day, you’ll go again, just like you did before. [Voice hitches with tears] And this time you wont be back. [Takes deep breath] Maybe that’s what you’re dreaming about those nights, when I watch you sleeping. Maybe that’s why, even while you sleep, I see you smile. But you haven’t gone yet, Jack. I know that. I know you’re coming back to me.” – Ianto Jones, Torchwood (Deadline) ((Sorry, I had to put that there. It’s just so amazing))

“They reckon you've got concussion. But I couldn't give a tart's furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don't *ever* waltz into my kingdom acting King of the Jungle.” ‘Who the hell are you?’ “Gene Hunt, your DCI, and it's 1973. Almost dinner time. I'm 'avin' 'oops.” – Gene Hunt & Sam Tyler, Life on Mars. (Episode 1)

“Don’t you like me with my clown? I can see I make you frown. When on Earth will this all end? I’m your friend, your only friend.” – The Test Card Girl, Life on Mars. (Not sure)

“Don’t move, you’re surrounded by armed bastards.” – Gene Hunt, Life on Mars (Think it’s been on Ashes to Ashes too, I can’t remember)

“Do it tomorrow. Beer o’clock, gentlemen.” – Gene Hunt, Life on Mars.

"It's very well behaved this place. I thought there'd be happy-slapping hoodies. Happy-slapping hoodies with ASBOs. Happy-slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones." - The Doctor, Doctor Who (School Reunion)

"(sing-song voice) You'll have to get a mortgage!" ^ ...No.^ "Oh, yes." ^I am dying. That's it. I'm dying, it's all over^ - Rose and the Doctor, Doctor Who (The Impossible Planet)

"He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing - the fury of the Time Lord - and then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned there, forever. He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did." - Son of Mine, Doctor Who (Family of Blood)

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff." - The Doctor, Doctor Who (Blink)

"Salt! I need something salty!" ^What about this?! (shows brown bag)^ "What is it?" ^Salt!^ "That's too salty!" ^Oh, that's too salty!^ - The Doctor and Donna, Doctor Who *(The unicorn and the wasp)

"No, no, no. But every night, Doctor... when it gets dark... and the stars come out... I'll look up. On her behalf. I'll look up at the sky and think of you." - Wilf, Doctor Who (Journeys End)

“But I had this; it’s called a Vortex Manipulator. He’s not the only one who can travel in time.” ‘Oh, *that* is not time travel! It’s like I’ve got a sports car and you’ve got a space hopper.’ ^Oh, boys and their toys^ “Alright so I bounced…” – Jack Harkness, the Doctor, Martha Jones, Doctor Who. (Utopia)

“No, no, no, no. Before we start all that, I just want to say… thank you. Thank you one and all, you ugly fat faced bunch of wet sniveling traitors.” – The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of Drums)

No, no. *That* wasn’t funny. Hm, you see, I’m not making myself very clear. Funny is like this (Clownish smile) Not funny is like this (Clownish frown) and I’m not like this, (Clownish smile) I’m like this (Clownish frown)” The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of Drums)

"Are you asking me out on a date?" - The Master, Doctor Who (Sound of Drums)

(He’s watching the Teletubbies) “Have you seen these things? This planet’s amazing. Televisions in their stomach, now *that* is evolution.” – The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of Drums)

“Well, you know what its like. New job, all that paperwork. I think its down the back of the settee. I did have a quick look, I found a pen a bus ticket and uh… have you met the wife?” – The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of Drums)

“Anything I can do? I could make tea or isn’t that American enough? I don’t know, I could make grits. What are grits, anyway?” – The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of drums)

“Oh, all right then. It’s me. Ta-da! (laughs) Sorry, Sorry I have this effect. People just get obsessed. Is it the smile? Is the aftershave? Is it the capacity to laugh at myself? I dunno, it’s crazy!” - The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of drums)

"And so it came to pass…that the human race fell and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as master of all and I thought it… good." - The Master, Doctor Who (The Sound of Drums)

“I travelled the world. From the ruins of New York, to the fusion mills of China, right across the radiation pits of Europe. And everywhere I went, I saw people like you, living as slaves. But if Martha Jones became a legend, then that’s wrong because my name isn’t important. There’s someone else. The man who sent me out there. The man who told me to walk the Earth. His name is the Doctor. He has saved your lives so many times, and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked. But I’ve seen him. I know him. I love him. And I know what he can do.” – Martha Jones, Doctor who (the Last of the Time Lords)

“Weapon after weapon after weapon. All you do is talk and talk and talk. But over the years… and all these disasters. I’ve always had the greatest secret of them all. I know you, explode those ships you kill yourself. That’s the one thing you can never do.” – The Doctor, Doctor Who (the Last of the Time Lords)

“You’ve got to. Come on. It can’t end like this. You and me, all the things we’ve done. Axons? Remember the Axons? And the Daleks? We’re the only two left, there’s no one else. REGENERATE!” ‘How about that? I win. (long pause) will it stop, Doctor? The drumming, will it stop?’ (He dies.) – The Doctor & the Master, Doctor who (the Last of the Time Lords)

"You're a genius. Stone cold brilliant, you are. I swear, you really are! But you could be so much more. You can be beautiful with a mind like that. We can travel the stars. It would be my honour. 'Cause you don't need to own the universe – just see it. To have the privilege of seeing all of time and space... that's ownership enough." ^W-would it stop then? The noise in my head?^ "I can help." ^Don't know what I'd be without that noise.^ "I wonder what I'd be without you." ^Yeah.^ - The Doctor and the Master, Doctor Who (End of Time part 2)

"Get out of the way." - The Doctor/The Master, Doctor Who (End of Time Part 2)

"I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool" - The Doctor

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

Type your name with your nose. Then your elbow, chin, knuckle, heel of your foot, tongue, cell phone, eyes closed, toe, finally with your MIND.

Nose: jessica (OMG that was sooooo kwl I DID IT!!)

Elbow: jmnessxiucxaz (oh well :S)

Chin: jedssiucsa (:S)

Knuckle: jessica

Heel: jeswsiu8cdxa

Tongue: jessiica

Cell phone: jessica

Eyes closed: Jessica

Toe: gvuetssai8udfcaq ( i don't know how)

Mind:

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

I have Done 66/100

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (on purpose)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. ( i just did that because you pointed it out)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think that the Theta and Koschei thing really happened and wasn't a story us fans made up, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you love doctor who just as much as I do copy and past this into your profile

If you love John Barrowman just as much as I do copy this into your profile

If you love Gareth David-Lloyd as much as I do copy this into your profile

If you are as dedicated to doctor who as i am (that means you have to be able to answer any question fired at you and you have to be able to spell and say Raxacoricofallapatorius) copy and paste this into your profile (It does take a long time to say, but most doc who fans can say it)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you’re a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! (I'm all three!!)

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with a peticular program that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! (I have with DW & TW, on more than 1 occasion)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My friends are insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (OOOOOHHHHH YEAH...Torchwood and Doctor Who XD)

If your profile is long, copy this to it to make it longer.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile. (It happens to me all the time. Then I get distracted from everything thinking about it)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Russell T Davies is evil and a genius. Mainly because he's brilliant and tries to hide it behind cruelty and coldness (towards, mainly, the poor Doctor and Rose). If you agree that Davies is an evil genius but has good intentions, copy this into your profile

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. Bunny Has some Proverbs to share:

I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

I ran naked with the Trojan guy because because I love weed.(True, so true?)

One last thing, Thank you to everyone who reads and reviews my stories and... BRING BACK IANTO JONES!!!! That is all...

Hayley-Saxon-xx...

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Returning To The Start by Akanesi reviews
It is a great tragedy, to be destroyed from the inside out, by the things you have done. No one is blaming you for them, no one even knows they are there, but the small voice in the back of your head is raging. It is making you feel guilt. It is tearing you down and setting you aflame.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,212 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Poker Night by chips2 reviews
Brendan organizes a Poker Night and asks Ste to 'help' him. Ste knows this means helping him cheat. But nothing is as it seems and the night leads to a cascade of events that changes Ste and Brendan's relationship forever...
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,383 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H.
A mumble here, a cup there by crayola-writer reviews
Just a few stories i managed to write over the last few weeks of school. Rated T for language. Ch.3 may be upseting to some. FLuffy bits of Janto included and some lite gwen and owen bashing. And most of them are funny. REviwes very welcome
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
A Day In The Life Of A Torchwood Employee by Well-Good-Luck-With-That reviews
So the iPod shuffle challenge with a difference, the stories arn't just songs, hard to explain but please r&r : Janto, Gwys, Tosh, Owen other characters may come in at times : x
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010
To Conquer by uhhhh reviews
Starting from when Ste hospitalises Brendan. Following the storyline but fleshing it out. Experimental. Ste/Brendan
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Stephen H., Brendan B.
The uses of a stopwatch by Laurenke1 reviews
Little drabbles about what Ianto and Jack could’ve been up to with a stopwatch. Set after the “they keep killing Suzie” episode. rating may go up and the warning may very in each drabble.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Short Stories by Helen Pattskyn reviews
A collection of mostly "short" stories that I'll post as the Muses hit. All Jack/Ianto. Mostly fluff, but some serious: hurt/comfort, romance. Most rated T. Some chapters more mature themed: smut or violence, not too graphic. Later chapters AU.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 296,662 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Little Things by JaqueDark reviews
Ianto meets him through his girlfriend's friend. He's always been sure that he was an average hetero bloke but ever since Jack appeared all the little things he's used to have been messed up. Including his sexuality!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,624 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The Master on David Cameron by eimi lexie reviews
What would happen if the Master knew he'd been replaced with David Cameron? Should probably have uploaded this nearer the elections but oh well! LoTL AU, rated for language. Now extended! With chapters and everything. Enjoy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Eyes Unclouded by Obwohl reviews
Jack has left Torchwood behind to be with the Doctor, with the promise he will return. Ianto loses his sight, and must learn to deal with his new way of life with out help from Jack. T to be safe.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,527 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Coming Clean by shipsank1912 reviews
Brendan and Ste tell the truth to Cheryl. But when all seems to go well things take a turn for the worst.
Hollyoaks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H.
Gwen and Rhys, Short Stories by Gwento-addict reviews
Loads Of Short Fics Based arround Gwen and Rhys... Includes Fluffy Janto Too!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 239 - Words: 138,616 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Gwen C., Rhys W.
Punishment by Akanesi reviews
The Doctor punishes the Master for breaking the rules.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
A very hurt Ste by Witchbound reviews
Brendan has to look after a hurt and scared Ste after he comes knocking on the door after being beaten up. Things then take a surprising turn as the story develops. This will now be a long term story.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,269 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H.
Talk by gwingwin reviews
He just wishes he'd talk to him more. About... Everything. Nothing. If only he'd talk to him about something.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Beau by Gwento-addict reviews
Jack and Ianto's Smutty Love Continues as Ianto Ask's a Very Important Question, as Gwen Find's it difficult to live a normal life, as Rhys helps her through her problem.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Terms by cyrilandshirley reviews
Ste and Brendan before the break-up. Ste POV.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
The End is the Beginning: Immortals Arc by SlyStrukk reviews
Jack isn’t the only member of Torchwood with restorative powers. At least, not anymore. How will Ianto handle a second chance at life, especially when he has no idea what brought him back? Jack/Ianto—Post COE SLASH.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,789 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Control by fisarcyona reviews
One shot dealing with the aftermath of the episode that aired on Fri 14/01/11. Ste thinks about his life and his relationships.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Stephen H., Brendan B. - Complete
Cover by cyrilandshirley reviews
Mitzeee sees Brendan and Ste saying goodbye.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Get Well Soon by Tracy-Lou reviews
Ste isn't very well and Brendan decides to take care of him.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Weekend Away by O'Im Only Joking reviews
Just a bit of fun. Brendan and Ste go away for the weekend, happy and gooey. Makes a difference from all the flipping angst coming up. Hope you enjoy!
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H.
Love Decleration by Hollyoaks Nutter reviews
Amy goes to visit Brendan and he discovers maybe a little too late that he loves Steven. One shot. Hope you enjoy. Carly x
Hollyoaks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Brendan B. - Complete
Hot Chocolate and Cuddles by O'Im Only Joking reviews
Pointless rubbish. Brendan and Ste snuggle up on the sofa.
Hollyoaks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Life On Mars 3x01 by TheGeneGenie reviews
What happens after Sam returns to 1973? *I know it's been a very long time since the last update, but i intend to update a bit more regularly now*
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/24/2007
Peckish by Busman's Holiday reviews
Sort of plotless, pointless fluff in order to cheer myself and others up. Brendan raids the fridge looking for food forgetting his lover was a chef.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Tell Me by cyrilandshirley reviews
A bit of unashamed romantic fluff. Brendan POV.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Sleepless by cyrilandshirley reviews
A Brendan POV, set in the hotel.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
The Final Shot by Busman's Holiday reviews
A depressing story of what could be the end for Ste and Brendan. Warning: character death.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Brendan's Day Off by Slickflix reviews
Brendan Brady is having a good day, and it's about to get even better.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Climbing the Ranks BrendanEthan by Busman's Holiday reviews
DC Ethan Scott's POV. Ethan's a baby faced pretty boy wanting to be taken seriously as a copper. Somehow he's crying out to be shipped with Brendan. It's an acquired taste I know. Ethan questions Brendan about Warren and gets more than he expected.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Brendan B. - Complete
Birthday by Busman's Holiday reviews
Sort of fluff really? I wanted to try a Brendan POV with something a bit more light-hearted although hopefully not out of character. It's Ste's 21st birthday and Brendan has a gift for him.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
What I Would Do For You by WriterOnAMission reviews
Watching Hollyoaks tonight 28/12/10 I had to write this. Brendan's POV
Hollyoaks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Brendan B. - Complete
The Elfs Perfect Xmas by O'Im Only Joking reviews
Ste's unhappy when he has to dress as an elf. but his evening is soon improved when Mr Brady pays a visit. :D
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by analine reviews
Ianto is in a festive mood... Jack/Ianto. One-shot. Fluff.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Christmas in the TARDIS by Caelistis.Rydraline reviews
Just a bit of Christmas fluff between the Doctor and the Master, brought to you by my christmas tree.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Proper Relationship by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Gwen comes into the Hub late at night and sees something that makes Jack and Ianto evaluate their relationship. How will things change within the Hub when they become a serious couple? M/M sex and slight Gwen bashing. Mpreg.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,602 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Not a Bubble Bath Bloke by Busman's Holiday reviews
Ste's moment of peace in the bath is interrupted by the arrival of Brendan.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Stephen H., Brendan B. - Complete
BeginningEnd by Busman's Holiday reviews
Ste and Brendan's thoughts after 16th December E4 episode. Contains Brendan self loathing.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Lost by arwydd123 reviews
Brendan's thoughts right after the argument with Ste in the skatepark from December 15th episode.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Lock In by cyrilandshirley reviews
Brendan and Ste, after work. A one-shot.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Giving Up, Giving In by Busman's Holiday reviews
If Ste had packed Rae off in a taxi alone and accepted Brendan's offer...
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
It's Not My Fault by TwistOfFaith-X reviews
Amy's life hangs in the balance, Ste's scared, and very confused. Brendan's comforting doesn't help. Oneshot. Complete.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Stephen H. - Complete
Room 273 by Busman's Holiday reviews
The scene we didn't see. Brendan and Ste spend the night in a hotel.
Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
A Subdued Moment by WriterOnAMission reviews
I am obssessed with this storyline! aha Anyway a quite moment in the middle of the night, i saw this scene and a new light shined down on Mr Brady. Brendan being wait for, wait for...calm! :O relaxed :O and NICE! aha enjoy! R&R thanking you muchly! xxxxx
Hollyoaks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Brendan B., Stephen H. - Complete
Griffin by TasteTheRainbow84 reviews
AU Story. This is a story following Griffin Harkness-Jones, Jack and Ianto's son. Warning: M-Preg.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,489 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Would You Sing Me To Sleep? by Caspar Wilde reviews
When the Master has to be kept. Looking back, the title doesn't really fit. Un beta'd, sorry for any mistakes!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Change Me by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
This story starts off right after season three ends, but! Lucy Saxon did not shoot her husband and the Doctor is left in charge of the Master. Slow building slash between Master/Doctor, sprinkled with lots of innuendos and sexual situations.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
11th September 2001 by Well-Good-Luck-With-That reviews
A Torchwood story in memory of those who died in the 9/11, I know it's late but anyway, Janto x
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
100 Things You Know If You Watch Doctor Who by ZabellaCookie reviews
Does exactly as it says on the tin. With a bit of Doctor/Master if you stand on your head and squint. Credit to gabiace of Deviantart for inspiration, and to my friend Emma for any line containing 'Rory' or 'frowned upon'. Because she's picky like that.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Duet by OFIS reviews
His song is ending. Their song has just begun. EoT spoilers
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Harassment In the Workplace, A Seminar by Page Library Page reviews
"Describe your partner in one, non-sexual word." ONESHOT
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Re Animation by Gwento-addict reviews
After the 456 Attack Ianto Survives, as well as all of the other people in Thames house, But Why Are the Different? And Is The Virus Spreading? Fluffy Janto xx
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
A Planet Called Gallifrey by eimi lexie reviews
There are some dreams John Smith doesn't write down. Dreams of a planet called Gallifrey. Contains a few weeny mentions of slash. Written when I should have been revising. Woops!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Until the end of time by TrinaMarina reviews
A series of Doctor/Master drabbles and one shots. Will try to update regularly.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
All About Us by IDTARDIS reviews
Ianto's point of view of Torchwood. Rated M just to be safe and for later chapters. Reviews are more than welcome,please be sure to read the authors note at the end of chapter 16. Thanks.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Drums Beat One Last Time by vertigoSWAY reviews
In his final minutes, the Master contemplates why the Doctor was always there and comes to realize that he should have listened to his enemy and friend. As a final penance, he gives his life selflessly so the Doctor may live. End of Time spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Above All Else by xXDonnaTylerXx reviews
He had to tell her something. Sam feels he owes Annie an explanation, can't bear the thought of her coming to any harm after he's gone... and there's one thing that, whatever happens, he can't leave without letting her know. OS set during S2E8, Sam/Annie.
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Ianto's Swansong by Gwento-addict reviews
Jack, Finds it difficult at Ianto's Funeral , One Shot Janto.. Tissue Warning
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
You are not alone by Chosen Nightmares reviews
My take on what I think The Master's and the Doctor's relationship would be like if they were together for a while after the S3 ending, The Master did not die as the Doctor saved him. I don't own Doctor Who or any of it's characters, they are the BBC's.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Every Moment In Time by Gwento-addict reviews
Gwen eager to start torchwood up again, gets regected, Rhys Will do anything to take her mind off things.. Gwen/Rhys xxx Chapter 3: Somebodys Back?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Gwen C., Rhys W.
Dust and Cigarettes by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Ten drabbles. Ten things that helped push Sam Tyler over the edge. Sam/Annie, slight Sam/Gene if you squint.
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
For the Master Was by Inspired Demon of Fiction reviews
PRE-EoT, IMMEDIATELY post-WoM with minor spoilers for the following trailer, maybe, if you squint… The Doctor's sleep is troubled. My take on the events following Waters of Mars. Ten/Simm!Master
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Soul Catching by LiteratiAngel reviews
He curls his head into himself, brushing across the Master’s temple...and he realises that this is it; the last thoughts and memories of Koschei...Soul catching. TenSimm!Master, ThetaKoschei drabbles. Reviews equal much love!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Thank You by Base 2 reviews
The Master's last thoughts - set during the end of Last of the Time Lords. Bit of slash snuck in, and I'm not ashamed of it, just so you know before you bother flaming
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Then I Defy You, Stars by LiteratiAngel reviews
“There was a meteor shower earlier.” “So?” asked Koschei, leaning down further so that his nose bumped Theta’s and he could count every freckle on his face. “So…can I have my wish?” A ThetaKoschei one-shot, because I finally found inspiration. R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Slippery Possessions by Inspired Demon of Fiction reviews
The Doctor takes a few licks… *deletes* *rewrites* The Master's mouth possesses… *deletes quickly and rewrites* Licking as… *smashes keyboard with head* OH FOR CYRING OUT LOUD! WILL THE RIDICULOUSLY DIRTY PUNS NEVER END! 10/Simm!Master
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Days of red grass by Valkian reviews
One shot. When Theta sneaks out of the Academy one day he knows he's being followed. Based on a quote from End of Time. No spoilers. Doctor/Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
One Night in an Unused AU by Inspired Demon of Fiction reviews
IM-ing crack!fic of fluffy!win. ONESHOT. Simm!Master/10thDoctor, implied Jack/10thDoctor, Rose/10thDoctor, Jack/Rose. Much OOC and some mildly graphic adult-type touching in the end.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Long Time Dead by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
What if, instead of Owen, Ianto died and was brought back as the living dead? What would Jack do? How would things work out? Dark with lots of angst.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,637 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Jealousy by thecurlyone reviews
An au of a scene in The End of Time. Mild spoilers for that episode
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Bed by thecurlyone reviews
The Doctor's education comes into question.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
bends between us by Mira-Jade reviews
There is a Time that connects us, Doctor. You have always known that.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Strip Poker by mollylolly reviews
The Doctor and the Master are playing strip poker in the TARDIS, much to the Doctor's annoyance. He thinks the Master's cheating, doesn't want to take his shirt off and the Master will do anything to make sure that he does.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Becoming the Master by likemycoffee reviews
Before Theta flees Gallifrey, he pays a visit to his best friend. Theta/Koschei slash. M/M relationship. No specific spoilers could be seen as slightly AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Platinum by LiteratiAngel reviews
The explosion transforms into a beautiful haze of platinum and for one golden second, Theta and Koschei can see the rolling crimson fields of their childhood as a voice cries out. Metals series epilogue. DoctorMaster. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR END OF TIME! R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Something by SleepwalkingBackAgain reviews
Thougts run through The Doctor's head, as he sees The Master being shot. Set in the end of season 3
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Lead by LiteratiAngel reviews
While there is relief, Koschei feels like a lead weight has landed on his stomach, pushing him into the ground. The words had been harder than he had anticipated. ThetaKoschei. Fifth in my Metals series. Reviews equal love!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Copper by LiteratiAngel reviews
She had a waterfall of coppery hair and warm liquid-amber eyes and if Koschei had been even remotely interested in anyone other than Theta, she would definitely have appealed to him. ThetaKoschei. Fourth in my Metals series. Reviews equal love!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/4/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
And Death Shall Have No Dominion by theroguesgambit reviews
Following CoE, Jack takes to the stars in order to escape his pain, and finds his future hollow. Finally, a chance encounter with the Doctor reminds Jack that miracles are possible, and sets him on a path to reunite with his lost love. Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Tin by LiteratiAngel reviews
It almost reminded Koschei of tin, the way it looked so flimsy and yet so strong at the same time, almost like Theta himself. ThetaKoschei. Third in my Metals series. Some minor PG slash-smut contained in this fic! Reviews equal love!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Silver by LiteratiAngel reviews
Koschei froze, his face the picture of surprise, and then slowly, the faintest pink blush spread across his cheeks, warming the silver of the moonlight that threw shards across his expression. ThetaKoschei. Second in my Metals series. Reviews are love!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Published: 1/2/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Gold by LiteratiAngel reviews
We’re golden, Theta…just like that sky. A ThetaKoschei drabble. First in my Metals Series. Reviews equal love!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/1/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
An Angel in the Bedroom by rootesie reviews
Jack's organised the Christmas entertainment for Ianto, but it isn't quite what Ianto fears... Set sometime during the first half of Season Two, but no spoilers. Rated M for m/m sexual situation. N.B. Can be read as a standalone.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Beat of Four Hearts by Samber reviews
We all know what should have happened in the scrapyard scene from The End Of Time part 1. Slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Torchwood: Merry Christmas, Ianto by DarqueQueen7 reviews
My Christmas Offering. Just my take on what Jack would be thinking about around Christmas in the distant future.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Alone by JantoForever21 reviews
These are just a collection of Torchwood drabbles. I will add more anytime I write more so it won't be too regularly.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009
The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction by JonesIantoJones reviews
NaNoWriMo: AU Story. Jack meets Ianto in a coffee shop on Roald Dahl Plass, and as they get to know one another secrets are revealed that threaten their budding relationship.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,261 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Lost Trust by JonesIantoJones reviews
Jack reels from the events of Cyberwoman, and wonders whether Ianto has been using him all along... This fanfic will track the steady development of Jack and Ianto's relationship, from the first flirtations, right up to the bitter end. Please Review x x
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,798 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Fourteen by Flinch-Hayward reviews
Alternate ending for CoE, to be continued indefinitely with Agent Johnson, Lois and Andy as part of the team. Ianto-centred, so Janto warnings apply. Over 60,000 hits so far. NEW EPISODE - ONE GOOD REASON - NOW UP.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 65 - Words: 116,463 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The Watchers Vignettes by JaqueDark reviews
Jack and Ianto get caught three times. Which is not necessarily a bad thing. First by Toshiko on Camera, then Gwen on Owen's chair and finally by Owen in Jack's office. MATURE ADULT WARNING/YAOI. COMPLETE.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Coming Home by truenorth7 reviews
Jack patiently waits for Ianto at the train station. A/N: Had to re-post due to error with original! M/M sex, don't read if it offends. Written for jantolution challenge at LJ.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Bands, Names and France by Well-Good-Luck-With-That reviews
A fic in dedication to Janto-Addict and CaptainJack 97! The team getting up to lot's :D Rubbish at summary's but if you like Janto, it's here :D
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
More Than by torchwoodfour reviews
On Day Four Jack Harkness’ world crumbled. Six months later he gave up and ran. Now he's back with the Doctor, and together they discover something better, something more than their wildest dreams. Now with more fluffy Janto-ness Ch 12: Heartbroken
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,753 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
surprise pregnancies by stardiva reviews
ok wrote this for the janto wiki cnntest, hope you like, annica i finished, please review every one, this is sort of part of my Cooper owen universe, again i hope you like it.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Ianto Jones' Diary by torchwoodfour reviews
Ch 50. This is Torchwood, Jack & life through Ianto's eyes, from the beginning, the Battle of Canary Wharf. After life, after death, there is time to just be and remember to: Breathe While You’re Able.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,046 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Ianto's Last breath by Adele0x reviews
SPOILERS COE EP4! Ianto's last breath... or so we thought. A story of how episode 4 should have ended.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Always On My Mind by JonesIantoJones reviews
Set after Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Shameless fluff to cheer me up! Jack tries to explain things to Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by JonesIantoJones reviews
Ianto's thoughts on his life with Jack. Please read and review.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Coffee by JantoForever21 reviews
A collection of stories I wrote using different prompts. More chapters will be added from time to time when I feel like writing another story using a prompt . Please still R & R! Well- constructed criticism is always welcome.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
You Take My Breath Away by JonesIantoJones reviews
Jack seems distant, but it soon becomes clear that its just nerves. Songfic request from Janto-Addict. Please keep them coming. Please review.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Face of Boe’s Last Breath by JantoForever21 reviews
As The Face of Boe dies, he tells the Doctor about a long lost love of his. His name was Ianto Jones. Please R & R!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2009 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Itunes Shuffle Challenge by JantoForever21 reviews
10 Torchwood, Janto short stories based on 10 different songs that came up when my ipod was on shuffle. Please R & R!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Ianto Jones and his harassments by SidewaysCope reviews
Ianto's doing some filing as his mind wonders...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
The Memoirs of Ianto Jones by Gavvy Wolf-Kidd reviews
Hi. Kaseykc and I are putting off our other fanfics to bring you a special collaboration to mourn the death of Ianto Jones. We have developed his memoirs, and we hope that this will help you come to terms with the tragedy, as it is helping us.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Love's Not Love If You Can't Admit It by JantoForever21 reviews
Does Jack love Ianto as much as Ianto loves Jack? Please R & R!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Torchwood High by ILoveHim91 reviews
AU The Torchwood team at Torchwood High. Not as cheesey as it sounds, and gets better the more you read. They're around the age of 15-16. Chapter 22 M rated.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Death by lysmachine reviews
Ianto is dying and Jack is with him... what subsides? Jantoness and Charater death Review makes me happy. It's a kinda finish it how you will Fic : x x Thanking a you
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Torchwood Hide and Seek by InsanityisReal reviews
When the team is trapped in the Hub, Jack suggests they play hide and seek. Naked hide and seek. Rated T for Janto smut.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
No More Secrets by JonesIantoJones reviews
COE Alternate Ending: Jack defeats the 456... Ianto and Stephen both survive. Jack and Ianto return to Cardiff and Ianto tries to learn more about Jack... and the events which follow. NOW COMPLETE - thank you everyone that has read and reviewed x
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,975 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Saving Ianto by Flabagash reviews
Spoilers for Day Four, A way to rectify the horrific mistake made, i think you know what i'm talking about...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Reunions and Conspiracies by katwinchester reviews
Jack returns to Earth a year after the events of CoE, and meets a girl who gives him some very unexpected news. Spoliers for CoE.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,945 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Never Say Never by JonesIantoJones reviews
Jack Harkness always said he'd never fall in love again... Jack and Ianto fluff. Reviews appreciated. I'm not sure about this one. Thanks everyone.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
4 reasons Jack shouldn't shop by WeevilRockYou reviews
..and 1 reason he should. "Ianto was extremly confused as to why Jack had shot the coffee beans" #Now Beta'd#
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Hold My Hand and Let Me Go by minimumstitch reviews
Ianto pleads for Jack to let him go. Warning, character death and tissues needed.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Revenge by JonesIantoJones reviews
Kind of sequel to my fic "Amnesia". A reviewer suggested I wrote this. Thanks to all of you: In Amnesia Jack forgot Ianto... the worse thing Ianto could imagine. Now its time for Revenge. Remember, alls fair in Love and War. NOW COMPLETE! PLEASE REVIEW!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Amnesia by JonesIantoJones reviews
When Jack is shot by a Weevil his return to life doesnt go quite as smoothly as usual. This story is now complete... and I look forward to more reviews... and I dedicate this fanfic to "Jayni-Guardian"... you'll find out why at the end of chapter 4 :
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Jack & Ianto by cassesque reviews
A series of humourous ficlets - I hope: where Jack and Ianto do things that couples do. Or try to, as they're plans usually fall apart. Chapter 7 up! Chaps 4 - 11 are a mini-series. Slash - nothing graphic. Rating for safety and language.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,893 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
A night in with Jack and Ianto by Adele0x reviews
One-Shot of a small scene where Jack and Ianto take a step back from work and enjoy each others company.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Baby by elove19 reviews
Another Jack Ianto fic, rating for later chapters, which have not yet been written but I don't want to write them and then forget to change the rating.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Death Of A Loved One by JonesIantoJones reviews
A Tragic Death Rocks Torchwood. Authors note at the bottom - don't want to spoil the surprise. Just trust me! Read and Review Please x
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Writing In A Diary by gaia-x-goddess reviews
Drabble. After CoE, Jack/Ianto implied. When you write a diary, who do you write it to? Jack makes a discovery...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Five Times by JerBearThompson reviews
Five Times Captain Jack Harkness Nearly Told Ianto Jones He Loved Him And One Time He Did
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Office Boy by Adele0x reviews
A one shot about Ianto. Dont read if you have not seen series three. SPOILER ALERT!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
I'm Not Done With You, Yet by lone-star-woman reviews
Jack and Ianto's relationship beginning with the stopwatch incident. Part 10: Jack has shut himself in his office to mourn the real Captain Jack Harkness, and it takes a conversation with Ianto about faith to snap him out of it.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,702 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Proposal by mattmetzger reviews
Jack proposes like a man. Ianto refuses like the oblivious. But he knows Jack will figure it out eventually. #71 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Type Of Trouble You Cause Mr Jones by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
Not so much specified as to what trouble Ianto's caused but still read it! Smut foreplay!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Interruptions by whoknew23 reviews
Gwen hasnt learned the ancient art of knocking , jack/ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Torchwood's Got Talent! by Gavvy Wolf-Kidd reviews
What happens when Torchwood decides to take on Britain's Got Talent? TW-BGT cross-over. Rated T for language, and innuendos in Jack's chapter. Please read and review!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Interruptions by better-than-catastrophe reviews
Jack and Ianto get interupted
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Suit by Marnie reviews
Ianto dresses for success in his new job
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Unexpected by Gwen Cooper Williams reviews
Gwen and Owen are expecting a baby! Gwen/Owen
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
I Promise by Itzika reviews
Just do what you can, Theta. I'll do everything else. Oneshot Doctor/Master Theta/Koschei SLASH
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Measuring Tapes Don't Lie by emeraldsage85 reviews
Of course Jack read Ianto's diary. Spoilers for "Adam".
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
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Nothing is that simple, is it? reviews
A year after CoE, Gwen is refusing to talk to anyone bar Rhys. But who is leaving her messages and what is this web of events surrounding her? Can the events of that week be reversed? Nothing is that simple, is it? J/I, G/R. PREVIOUS USERNAME JANTO-ADDICT
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Parallel: Ianto reviews
What if Ianto and Lisa never went into work that dreadful day at Canary Wharf? Lisa/Ianto. Jack/Ianto. SORRY FOR ABANDONING YOU ALL, I HAVE RETURNED! R&R xxx
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Ianto J.
Cracks reviews
Brendan's POV Brendan tries to deal with Danny's death and his love for Ste. Brendan puts on a brilliant facade but what if cracks are begining to show and he's finding it harder to hide who he really is. Will Brendan get found out before he's ready?
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Brendan B., Stephen H.
Safe reviews
The evening after the Master takes over the Earth in Sound of Drums. The Master and the Doctor have an important, overdue conversation. Doctor/Master fluff. Please R&R! My fist proper Doctor/Master fic! Reviews are returned xx
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Mischief reviews
The Torchwood Team go to the beach to soak up the sun but sunbathing isn't the first thing on Jack's mind. Jack/Ianto fluff and a bit of naughtiness XD Written for JantoGleek. Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys. Reviews are much loved! xxxx
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Banished by the Dark reviews
The Master escapes the Time War and is on the hunt for the Doctor, needing his help, assisted by Jack. The Master thinks his life is now peaceful without the drums. But something is lurking in the dark...T/K flashbacks. PREVIOUS USERMAME JANTO-ADDICT. x
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Series 4 reviews
This is a sequel to my other story, COE Alternate Ending: Gwen. You don't have to read it but it would be appreciated : There are 13 episodes in this series each with several chapters. PREVIOUS USERNAME JANTO-ADDICT, THIS IS STILL ME, I SWEAR!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,977 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Cardiff University reviews
Ianto, Gwen, Owen and Tosh are all students at Cardiff University then a new arrival comes and stirs everything up and trys to help Ianto with his 'problems' Gwys, Towen, Ianto/Lisa eventual Janto. PREVIOUS USERNAME JANTO-ADDICT, THIS IS STILL ME, I SWEAR
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009
Big Brother 11: Torchwood reviews
The torchwood team are housemates on Big Brother. they've never met; they're just normal people, no Immortality or aliens! : Ianto/Lisa Tosh/Owen Gwen/Rhys Ianto/Jack. please read and review. PREVIOUS USERNAME JANTO-ADDICT. THIS IS STILL ME, I SWEAR! XD
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,139 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009
The End reviews
The Doctor is met by Torchwood and the most difficult challange of his life. As old emimies return for revenge, all the group can do is stick together. Who is The Creator and why does she want the Doctor? Better than it sounds. Summery limit sucks. R&R xx
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Everything Changes reviews
Last new year Jack promised Ianto everything would change. The next new year, hes on a space cruiser, drinking himself to death. His Ianto was gone. Everything does change. J/I Angst
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
From the begining reviews
Jack and Ianto's relationship hasn't been a smooth one and they both know it. Their relationship starting from that night with the stopwatch. rated M for explicit M/M pairing. Jack/Ianto review please! x x x ABANDONED UNTIL I GET INSPIRATION SORRY.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Mistletoe and wine reviews
It's the build up to Christmas and Jack and Ianto are going to celebrate it properly this year. gwen and rhys are hoping to celebrate it well too. Really fluffy Janto and minor Gwys. R&R x x x ABANDONED UNTIL NEXT XMAS! PREVIOUS USERNAME JANTO-ADDICT.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Rebuilding Foundations reviews
Jack returns to earth after he ran away to find Gwen has rebuilt Torchwood in his name but she too has had a terrible time. Jack then decides the love of his life deserves a goodbye and visits the grave. NOW A ONE-SHOT. PREVIOUS USERNAME JANTO-ADDICT. X
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Reunions and Loss's reviews
Gwen brings Ianto back to life and the hub blows up with Ianto and Gwen still in it and gwen loses the love of her life. Then Jack returns and they rebuild the world that has crashed down around the three of them. ABANDONED. PREVIOUS USERNAME JANTO-ADDICT
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Protection reviews
Jack and Ianto decide to watch a movie for halloween and Ianto gets rather freaked out but Jack protects him from nightmares. Written for Halloween! please read & Review. Janto x x x
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Torchwood: Friends Style reviews
Title explains itself. The Torchwood team are just a group of friends going through life together. And when life is like this... you know it's never going to run smoothly. Ianto/Lisa, Owen/Katie, Gwen/Rhys, Jack/Ianto, Tosh/Owen. plz R&R x x x x x
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2009
Missing Moments reviews
lots of little oneshots which are what I imagine to be moments in Torchwood that happened during or straight after the episode. :P all pairings except Jack/Gwen and ones that aren't in the actual show THIS FIC IS ON HOLD. PREVIOUS USERNAME JANTO-ADDICT. X
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009
Torchwood: Coming Home reviews
Jack returns to Cardiff for the first time after those five days. He is a broken man but Gwen has enough to deal with after the birth of her baby boy. Can Jack make it through without Ianto? references to Jack/Ianto. Gwen/Rhys.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Jack H.
Truth or Dare? reviews
No twist to the title. The TW team play a game of truth or dare oneshot, may or may not do a sequel. What do you think? Tosh/Owen Jack/Ianto and a tiny bit of Gwen/Jack, I DON'T like Gwen/Jack, but it'll make more sense when you read it. :P R&R xxx
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Cupid Comes Calling reviews
It's valentines day and even the rift lets the TW couples have some peace. NOW BEEN ABANDONED, I WAS CHILDISH AND STUPID WHEN I WROTE THIS XD
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Happy Birthday Ianto! reviews
A oneshot to celebrate Ianto Jones 26th Birthday which is Today! Everyone forgets it's Ianto's Birthday, except for one person. Jack/Ianto please read and Review
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
COE Alternate Ending: Gwen reviews
Jack takes Gwen to Thames House instead of Ianto. But will she survive? This is my first Fanfic please be kind. Last Chapter up now!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,383 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
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