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Author has written 23 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, and Hollyoaks.
Heya, my fellow Fanfic… Alliteration failed me…. *Facepalm* Maybe we should try that again XD.
Hello! If you’re reading this, you obviously stumbled across my profile XD. My account name is Hayley_Saxon-xx but if you’re extra nice and review my fics I’ll let you call me Jess ^.^ hint hint. I'm 15 (16 on the 6th of November 2011)
I’m a Doctor Who and Torchwood freak and I’ve seen the episodes so many times I can quote them! :D
My previous username was Janto-Addict but I changed it because I’d decided to dedicate myself to Doctor Who as well as Torchwood and I needed a more versatile username! Then I chose Masterpuppy-x. why, I’m not sure. But I’m weird like that. But I never really like that so now I've changed it again and for good this time. Hayley is for Hayley Williams because she's my idol and Saxon for Harold Saxon aka the Master who I adore so so much.
I’m crazy. Very crazy. And people at school call me weird but I KNOW I’m weird. I’m proud of being weird. I mean, I get rubbish for being an Emo, a Writer, a Sci-Fi lover and a Slash lover but I don’t really care because all those things make who I am as a person and I’m proud of who I am! The world would be so boring if we were all the same!!! I’m much more interesting than the slags that bitch about me anyway ^.^
:D I stumbled across this site in August 2009 while looking for Ianto’s diary therefore the first fic I ever read was Ianto Jones’s diary by TorchwoodFour so I’d like to thank TorchwoodFour for writing a brilliant fic and for also writing one that introduced me into the world of fanfic!
Fanfic is amazing. It’s helped me find some awesome friends, who I can talk to about music and TV and they’ve stimulated my obsessions for Torchwood/Doctor Who/Paramore as well xD So, I’ll put my thanks to my friends here so you can all see who they are, how awesome they are, and how you MUST read their fics because they’re amazing.
Gwento-Addict – My first friend on FanFiction, actually. She was one of the first people to review my first fic and she was the first to add me on my msn. xD We actually did a joint fic once…. But we deleted it XD I do numerous Torchwood RolePlays with her (some of which I’ve posted as fics) and, honestly, she could be the new Gwen Cooper! She’s a big Gwen Cooper lover and has written some amazing Gwhys/Janto dramas! Her ideas are brill! Look her up!
Janto-Gleek – Our newest addition to the RolePlaying family! She’s seriously the female Owen Harper! I convinced and helped her to make an account and she’s been a good friend of mine ever since. She’s a fellow Janto lover and has written some awesome, cute, hot Jantoness! Look her up for Janto and lots of good storylines!
TheWeddingFairy – One of my oldest FanFiction friends! She’s another mega Janto fan and is brilliant at writing Jack/Ianto. She’s amazing at Smut (her fics are hot!) And is so good at fluff! Also, I thank her because it feels like I've known her for all my life and I feel as if I can talk to her properly about anything! XD
Theta-Koschei-Forever95I didn’t find him on FFN but I needed to put a dedication to him anyway. I dated him for a massive 5 years before he moved to Wales in August 2010. We’ve decided long distance is too hard! However, he’s still one of my best friends (and even though its weird, I can't imagine going out with him again, it wouldn't feel right) and plays an amazing Jack Harkness in our Roleplays. He’s written some brilliant Torchwood pieces but has now been converted to the world of Doctor Who and will be writing lots of Theta/Koschei love in the future.
Thanks to them all, again.
Dedications to: Vic Taylor for her help with my Doctor Who fic when I started (she writes AMAZING M rated Doctor/Master too) Oakdown for writing THE best fic I’ve ever read! Give it a read if you like Theta/Koschei, trust me, it’ll be worth it, it got me into Theta/Koschei actually. FightingDreamer Alchemist and KlinicallyInsaneKoschei because I promised a dedication. And another new dedication to Chips2 for writing my favourite fic: Poker Night. It's a Brendan and Ste fic from Hollyoaks :D
My OTP is Y'know, I don't know... I'm split between Janto (Jack/Ianto) and Stendan (Brendan/Ste)... I would say Janto but considering that Ianto is dead there is no chance of them developing :'( Damn you RTD...
Another point I'd like to make, un-Hollyoaks related is that I have found love for my first ever het pairing, which is the 11th Doctor and River Song. I hated River with the 10th Doctor but she just clicks with Matt's Doctor and they're very cute.
I’m also going to write for a number of other sites and I’ll post the links for them on her at later date. Also, my LJ account is under Masterpuppy_x, please add me coz I’m gonna post all of ma fics on there and the updates on there will be quicker. I have an account on the Prydonian (which is a Doctor/Master site) and may post on there. Same username as everything else (Masterpuppy_x). my twitter is under the name JessPower_XD
Can i just say, that Ianto's death made me cry more than i thought was possible. Therefore, I'm dedicating ALL my work to the shy gorgeous Welsh Ianto Jones and the amazing Gareth David-Lloyd. For all his work on our favourite shows :D
FICS IN THE WORKS (won't be posted until I've finished the others):
Title: Until the End of the Universe (Doctor Who) Chapters: Over 15 (I dunno bout the exact number) Pairings: Theta/Koschei, 10/Simm!Master Rating: T (One M rated Chapter. They’ll be more M rated chapters on my LJ version ) Genres: Romance/Friendship Summary: Theta and Koschei, two Time Lords, burning with youth, ambition and love. Together they are almost invincible. Almost. This fic follows Theta and Koschei through the Academy and their time together as the drums grow stronger and we see what has taken them to the point of them being enemies. My excuse to write a lot of Theta/Koschei fluff.
Warning: Swearing, bullying, murder and one chapter of sex.
Title: Gingerbread House (Doctor Who) Chapters: Over 10 (I dunno bout the exact number. Not finished) Pairings: 10/Simm!Master Jack/Ianto Rating: T Genres: Sci-fi/Friendship Summary: Parallel Worlds; Gingerbread House. The Doctor finds himself on the receiving end of this saying as a discovery from the Master leads the Doctor and the Master, along with Jack, on a shocking adventure as Jack meets someone who he thought was long gone. This is not their world, but do they care?
Warning: Angst, Alternate Universe, Swearing, bit of violence, not enough to take it to the M category.
Title: Desperation (Life on Mars) Chapters: Dunno yet. Pairings: Annie/Sam and Gene/Sam (But friendship, of course) Rating: T Genres: Action/Hurt/Comfort Summary: Woman are being taken from the streets, sometimes in broad daylight and they wind up dead a few days later. Sam knows the streets of Manchester aren’t safe for young women like Annie and offers to walk her home. But after she refuses something horrific happens, and Sam is desperate for results. But a notice on his door, written in blood breaks him further and a vision into the future makes Sam certain who the killer is. But will Gene listen to him before it’s too late? And who is WDC William, and why does she have so many links to Sam’s past?
Warning: Murder, swearing, references to sex.
Title: Stranded. (crossover, Torchwood/Life on Mars) Chapters: Dunno yet. Pairings: Annie/Sam and Gwen/Jack, hints of Sam/Gwen. Genres: Action/Hurt/Comfort Summary: My name is Gwen Cooper. I was shot by my boss’s worst enemy and I woke up 35 years in the past. It could just be a Rift Fluctuation or a vision from my coma. But why does it feel so real? And how have I managed to work for the Manchester CID? I know I have to get home, but doing it is another thing.
Warning: Murder, Swearing, Sexual Scenes & References.
My likes and preferences (all in order):
Shows: Doctor Who, Hollyoaks (Brendan/Ste only!) Torchwood/Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Scrubs, Friends, Primeval, Big Brother and a good load of comedy and reality shows.
Films: Shaun of the Dead, Run Fatboy Run, Bruce Almighty, Truman Show, Liar Liar, Titanic, Saw, Van Helsing, the Simpsons Movie, 8 Mile, Underworld and the Pokémon movies... yes I’m that sad but it’s something I’ve loved since I was little and its stuck with me. Besides, the games are epic. Although, I find Ash highly irritating. I don’t know why.
Singers/Bands: Paramore, 30 Seconds to Mars, Bullet for my Valentine, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Mayday Parade, VersaEmerge, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Lost Prophets, Hollywood Undead, All time low, My Chemical Romance, Kids in Glass Houses, All American Rejects, Nine Inch Nails, Funeral for a Friend, Eminem, Pendulum, Kings of Leon, Me You at Six, P!NK, Black Eyed Peas (and i have a soft spot for a bit of David Bowie but that’s only because of LOM and A2A)
Pairings: Brendan/Ste (Hollyoaks) or Jack/Ianto (Torchwood), 10/Simm!Master Theta/Koschei (Doctor Who), 11/River (Doctor Who), Sam/Annie (Life on Mars), Gene/Alex (Ashes to Ashes), Gwen/Jack (Torchwood), Gwen/Rhys (Torchwood), John-Paul/Craig (Hollyoaks), Christian/Syed (Eastenders) Chris/Shaz (Ashes to Ashes), Tosh/Owen (Torchwood), Gwen/Owen (Torchwood), 10/Rose (Doctor Who), Jack/Alonso (Torchwood), and a bit of Ianto/Owen if written right… although I think it was a few of our roleplays that started that. Damn Janto-Gleek. xP
Address: Garstang, Lancashire, England, The UK, Europe, The world, The solar system, the galaxy, the universe.
Male or female: Female
Hair colour: Black but I'm going bright red soon, like Hayley Williams.
Eye colour: Blue
Favourite colour: Pink or Black.
Hobbies: Reading and writing.
Do I collect anything: Doctor Who and Torchwood stuff.
Music: Urm, people say that I like ‘Emo’ music… but I think I just like music XD I dunno. Anyway, loads of bands.
Favourite Food: Chocolate
Favourite Drink: J2O but I like a bit of WKD.
Three things i would have to take if i were to be stranded on a deserted island:
1: my phone
2: my computer.
3: a TV and my DVDs
Three things i could live without:
1: Russel T Davis (ish)
Countries I have lived in: England
Places I have holidayed in: Spain, France, America & Mexico
Dream for the future: Author
Can you cook? Does toast and beans count as cooking?
In one word, how would you describe yourself? Random!
Celebrities I adore! (No order) - John Simm (plays Sam Tyler and the Master), David Tennant (plays the Doctor), Hayley Williams (lead singer of Paramore), Kieron Richardson (plays Ste Hay), Emmett J Scanlan (plays Brendan Brady), John Barrowman (plays Captain Jack Harkness), Jedward (Can't stand them as singers but, god, they're funny as people), Eve Myles (Plays Gwen Cooper), Gareth David Lloyd (plays Ianto Jones), Michael McIntyre (Comedian), Jason Manford (Comedian), Matt Smith (plays the Doctor), John Partridge (Plays Christian Clarke in Eastenders), Marc Elliot (plays Syed in Enders).
“Hey, sometimes a little techno babble is good for the soul.” – Jack Harkness, Torchwood. (Day One)
“I hate the countryside, it’s dirty, it’s unhygienic and what is that smell?” ‘That would be grass.’ “It’s disgusting.” – Owen Harper & Gwen Cooper, Torchwood. (Contrycide)
“Toshiko, the poor girl who'll screw any passing alien that gives her a pendant? Owen, so strong, he gets in a cage with a Weevil, desperate to be mauled. Or Ianto, hiding his cyber-girlfriend in the basement. Your three comrades here pumped bullets into her, remember?” ‘I’ve got to get Rhys back.’ “Yeah, ‘coz you’re so in love with Rhys you spend half your time in Owen’s bed.” – Jack Harkness & Gwen Cooper, Torchwood. (End of Days)
“I left home a long time ago. I don't really know where I really belong. Maybe that doesn't matter anymore.” ‘I know you get lonely.’ “Going home wouldn’t fix that. Being here, I've seen things I never dreamt I'd see. Loved people I never would have known if I'd just stayed where I was. And I wouldn't change that for the world.” Jack Harkness & Ianto Jones, Torchwood. (To the Last Man)
“They say you’re supposed to talk to people when they’re in a coma. Don’t they? ……I have absolutely no idea whether you can hear me, Jack. I never heard of anyone coming out of a coma and carrying on the conversation. So I suspect it’s something the doctors tell us to do, to make us feel better, rather than help you. We don’t feel quite so useless and helpless. We get the feeling that there’s still some sense of purpose in our lives. We’re not just waiting. Waiting for the science to work. Or the miracle to happen. Or the nightmare to end. [Pause] I’m not much of a talker, Jack, you know that. But I’ll talk to you now, on the off-chance that it helps. Just promise me, if you’re hearing this, that when you come round and you’re going to, Jack; you’re going to come out of this, just promise me that you’ll never bring up anything I say to you now. How’s that? We got a deal? [pause] This must be the longest that I’ve ever looked at you and not seen you smile. I’ve watched you in your sleep; did you know that? So many times. Just woken up beside you in the middle of the night and watched you. Watched your eyes moving behind your eyelids as you dreamed. And tried to imagine what a man like you could possibly dream about. The things you’ve seen; the lives you’ve lived; the people you’ve loved. I wondered if you were dreaming about me, I hoped you were dreaming about me. But lets be honest, Jack. I’m… nothing more than a blip in time for you, Jack. Everyday, I grow a little older. But you’re immortal. You’ve already lived a thousand lifetimes. How could you watch me grow old and die? How can I watch you live and never age a day? I suppose we both know that will never be a problem. Not in this job. No one in Torchwood ever lives to draw their pension do they? Even by some miracle I survive to see my hair turned grey, or God forbid fall out, I don’t kid myself that you’d still be around to see it. One day, you’ll go again, just like you did before. [Voice hitches with tears] And this time you wont be back. [Takes deep breath] Maybe that’s what you’re dreaming about those nights, when I watch you sleeping. Maybe that’s why, even while you sleep, I see you smile. But you haven’t gone yet, Jack. I know that. I know you’re coming back to me.” – Ianto Jones, Torchwood (Deadline) ((Sorry, I had to put that there. It’s just so amazing))
“They reckon you've got concussion. But I couldn't give a tart's furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don't *ever* waltz into my kingdom acting King of the Jungle.” ‘Who the hell are you?’ “Gene Hunt, your DCI, and it's 1973. Almost dinner time. I'm 'avin' 'oops.” – Gene Hunt & Sam Tyler, Life on Mars. (Episode 1)
“Don’t you like me with my clown? I can see I make you frown. When on Earth will this all end? I’m your friend, your only friend.” – The Test Card Girl, Life on Mars. (Not sure)
“Don’t move, you’re surrounded by armed bastards.” – Gene Hunt, Life on Mars (Think it’s been on Ashes to Ashes too, I can’t remember)
“Do it tomorrow. Beer o’clock, gentlemen.” – Gene Hunt, Life on Mars.
"It's very well behaved this place. I thought there'd be happy-slapping hoodies. Happy-slapping hoodies with ASBOs. Happy-slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones." - The Doctor, Doctor Who (School Reunion)
"(sing-song voice) You'll have to get a mortgage!" ^ ...No.^ "Oh, yes." ^I am dying. That's it. I'm dying, it's all over^ - Rose and the Doctor, Doctor Who (The Impossible Planet)
"He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing - the fury of the Time Lord - and then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned there, forever. He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did." - Son of Mine, Doctor Who (Family of Blood)
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff." - The Doctor, Doctor Who (Blink)
"Salt! I need something salty!" ^What about this?! (shows brown bag)^ "What is it?" ^Salt!^ "That's too salty!" ^Oh, that's too salty!^ - The Doctor and Donna, Doctor Who *(The unicorn and the wasp)
"No, no, no. But every night, Doctor... when it gets dark... and the stars come out... I'll look up. On her behalf. I'll look up at the sky and think of you." - Wilf, Doctor Who (Journeys End)
“But I had this; it’s called a Vortex Manipulator. He’s not the only one who can travel in time.” ‘Oh, *that* is not time travel! It’s like I’ve got a sports car and you’ve got a space hopper.’ ^Oh, boys and their toys^ “Alright so I bounced…” – Jack Harkness, the Doctor, Martha Jones, Doctor Who. (Utopia)
“No, no, no, no. Before we start all that, I just want to say… thank you. Thank you one and all, you ugly fat faced bunch of wet sniveling traitors.” – The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of Drums)
No, no. *That* wasn’t funny. Hm, you see, I’m not making myself very clear. Funny is like this (Clownish smile) Not funny is like this (Clownish frown) and I’m not like this, (Clownish smile) I’m like this (Clownish frown)” The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of Drums)
"Are you asking me out on a date?" - The Master, Doctor Who (Sound of Drums)
(He’s watching the Teletubbies) “Have you seen these things? This planet’s amazing. Televisions in their stomach, now *that* is evolution.” – The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of Drums)
“Well, you know what its like. New job, all that paperwork. I think its down the back of the settee. I did have a quick look, I found a pen a bus ticket and uh… have you met the wife?” – The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of Drums)
“Anything I can do? I could make tea or isn’t that American enough? I don’t know, I could make grits. What are grits, anyway?” – The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of drums)
“Oh, all right then. It’s me. Ta-da! (laughs) Sorry, Sorry I have this effect. People just get obsessed. Is it the smile? Is the aftershave? Is it the capacity to laugh at myself? I dunno, it’s crazy!” - The Master, Doctor Who. (Sound of drums)
"And so it came to pass…that the human race fell and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion as master of all and I thought it… good." - The Master, Doctor Who (The Sound of Drums)
“I travelled the world. From the ruins of New York, to the fusion mills of China, right across the radiation pits of Europe. And everywhere I went, I saw people like you, living as slaves. But if Martha Jones became a legend, then that’s wrong because my name isn’t important. There’s someone else. The man who sent me out there. The man who told me to walk the Earth. His name is the Doctor. He has saved your lives so many times, and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked. But I’ve seen him. I know him. I love him. And I know what he can do.” – Martha Jones, Doctor who (the Last of the Time Lords)
“Weapon after weapon after weapon. All you do is talk and talk and talk. But over the years… and all these disasters. I’ve always had the greatest secret of them all. I know you, explode those ships you kill yourself. That’s the one thing you can never do.” – The Doctor, Doctor Who (the Last of the Time Lords)
“You’ve got to. Come on. It can’t end like this. You and me, all the things we’ve done. Axons? Remember the Axons? And the Daleks? We’re the only two left, there’s no one else. REGENERATE!” ‘How about that? I win. (long pause) will it stop, Doctor? The drumming, will it stop?’ (He dies.) – The Doctor & the Master, Doctor who (the Last of the Time Lords)
"You're a genius. Stone cold brilliant, you are. I swear, you really are! But you could be so much more. You can be beautiful with a mind like that. We can travel the stars. It would be my honour. 'Cause you don't need to own the universe – just see it. To have the privilege of seeing all of time and space... that's ownership enough." ^W-would it stop then? The noise in my head?^ "I can help." ^Don't know what I'd be without that noise.^ "I wonder what I'd be without you." ^Yeah.^ - The Doctor and the Master, Doctor Who (End of Time part 2)
"Get out of the way." - The Doctor/The Master, Doctor Who (End of Time Part 2)
"I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool" - The Doctor
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
Type your name with your nose. Then your elbow, chin, knuckle, heel of your foot, tongue, cell phone, eyes closed, toe, finally with your MIND.
Nose: jessica (OMG that was sooooo kwl I DID IT!!)
Elbow: jmnessxiucxaz (oh well :S)
Chin: jedssiucsa (:S)
Cell phone: jessica
Eyes closed: Jessica
Toe: gvuetssai8udfcaq ( i don't know how)
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
I have Done 66/100
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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Russell T Davies is evil and a genius. Mainly because he's brilliant and tries to hide it behind cruelty and coldness (towards, mainly, the poor Doctor and Rose). If you agree that Davies is an evil genius but has good intentions, copy this into your profile
I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Pick the month you were born on...
1(Jan) - I shot
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because im sexy like that
I ran naked with the Trojan guy because because I love weed.(True, so true?)
One last thing, Thank you to everyone who reads and reviews my stories and... BRING BACK IANTO JONES!!!! That is all...