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Joined 08-07-09, id: 2039810, Profile Updated: 03-01-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, :) I'm sorta back! I've decided that for now I will only be doing one-shots, until I can find the time to do some heavy plotting and scheming!

Viper in the Dungeon: Being re-written, and on hiatus.

Other stories that I have right now: Ehh...Kinda unsure of what to do with them. No real plot was applied, so maybe I'll just drop them until I get an idea. Sorry.

I'm getting ready for college and I have a very busy social life, SOOO I am trying to fit as much time as I can to make little stories to blow steam or just laugh my ass off at what I come up with at 1:00 in the morning before I go to bed...

I've missed you all! And I have to say, I've got some pretty funny jokes stewing :)

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Fighting The Green by violentartista reviews
Neville is the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter is a Slytherin. Both have a destiny to fulfill, but Harry is the one who can't seem to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 146,953 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Alternation Nation by Chiyoku Shibata reviews
AU Slytherin!Dark!Harry. Harry befriends Draco in the hallway before the sorting. Kinda PlotAsIGoAlong...check it out and follow Harry as he discovers magic through the eyes of a Slytherin. Bad!Dumbles Good!Malfoys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,422 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Nokke by TalaDentro reviews
Challenge: Harry accidentally gets a potion dropped on him and discovers some changes… every beast finds him irresistible! Now Harry must play "keep-away" from the beasties within the castle who will fight to the death to possess him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Brave New World by FaeScribe35 reviews
War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,610 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Old Hearts Remember by salty-sarah reviews
AU: Blaise Zabini is the Black King, as his mother was the Black Widow, and behind his back they call him Black Death. But he may have finally met his match. Warnings for slash. Blaise/Harry. For my 200th reviewer Dreamers0rule0the0earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
Vulgar Snakes by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
Harry Potter is a parseltongue. Shouldn't he talk to snakes more often? Any sane person would. But when Harry finally does, what do they talk about?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P.
A stroll on Valentines Day at night by kerplank reviews
A short funny ficlet. SLASH, mentions of HPSS, RWDM, GWHG, SFDT and other people. ONESHOT pov of Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
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Harry Potter, The Movie reviews
I, Draco Lucius Malfoy, am making a movie about the REAL Harry Potter and his life as a student and a supporter of the Dark. Disregard the work of Rowling for I am making the REAL deal, people. DONT OWN HARRY POTTER. THNX.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Voldie's Diary:Text Lingo reviews
Soo...Voldie needs some spelling lessons, learn text lingo, and host Iron Chef? Alittle gift to A Name's a String of Letterz :D! WARNING: ITS FUNNY. YOUVE BEEN WARNED. So, like watch it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
iPod Madness reviews
ONESHOT. In the Slytherin Dorms there is an IPod. Harry Potter's to be exact. Draco Falls in love with Katy Perry and Blaise falls on Harry. Again. What happens to two pureblood's when they find a new toy? Find out lol. Slight slash if you can see! REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
Viper In the Dungeon reviews
ADOPTED BY A NAME'S JUST A STRING OF LETTERZ. Sorry everyone : I'm taking a much needed break and will continue some day! LOVE YA! Keep Reading and reviewing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,464 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Furry Love reviews
Harry is turned into a Nundo, one of the biggest magical cats known to Wizards. His turner is offering love, but can he get over the feelings of resentment and just fall in love? SLASH! OC/Harry! :P Rated T for now, but most likely will change!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., OC
Interviews reviews
Harry, Blaise, and Draco take it upon themselves to interview me. Apprently they're scared...well let's see what thet found out! Real facts about me, just want you guys to know who I am i guess!....might be more than an one-shot. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Skittles? reviews
Draco and Blaise beg for a taste of the muggle world. So when Harry brings some candy they claim it will kill them...in very unique ways. If you liked my other one-shot "A Cooke?" you will LOVE this one! Promise it will at least make you giggle or laugh
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Cookie? reviews
Ok! Just a cute little oneshot I did about cookies, stories, shopping, and evil neighbors! Includes: Sirius, James, Lily, Harry and Mrs. Johnson? oh well! read to find out! I promise it'll make you laugh! Only T because of a little word i had to use!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Oh Sweet Misery reviews
You brought a DRAGON to school?" "Well it's not like I could just leave him to be killed!" Slytherin's and Gryffindor's don't get along, so why did that idiot of a headmaster put them in the same house? CAUTION!MIGHT BE SLASH! -After the war-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - OC
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