CrystalXanadu
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Joined 04-24-02, id: 203990
Author has written 33 stories for Misc. Cartoons, X-overs, Babylon 5, X-Men, Star Wars, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Please Teacher!, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1, Moulin Rouge, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, Firefly, Yami no Matsuei, Valdemar universe, and Torchwood.

It being long overdue for an update, here we go. I'm currently hooked on Bones, Eureka and Torchwood, and watching faaar to much TV for my own good.

Reviews are welcome, constructive criticism appreciated and flames will be used to light fireworks with.

Oh, and the "I'm a doctor, not a . . ." series for Stargate Atlantis has now been concluded. Hope you enjoy!

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In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Mary Sue Creations by The Akai-Sakura reviews
A company who makes Mary Sues screws up on their latest ‘Sue and creates… a Tolkien nerd and a freak! What kind of strange ‘Sue is this? T for obvious reasons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/8/2003
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
Official Fanfiction Collegium of Valdemar by WyldeHorse reviews
In this spin-off of Miss Cam's original Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth, authors of Valdemar-centric stories find themselves sent to a university to learn to write better stories...
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003
The Xavier Fanfiction Institute by Michelle Solo reviews
Chapter Edit and Author's Note Only! XFI, a Fanfiction University for the mutant world, is now open for instruction. The marvelous mutants (both good and bad) will teach writers the proper way of mutant fanfiction... or go insane trying.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Shine until tommorow by Captain Howdy reviews
The actual one this time. Heavy Gear fic. Groonz is badley injured. How ill both teams react?
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2002
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All Eternity reviews
When you have all eternity, it's unusual to be surprised. Jack:Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Slow Dance reviews
Late at night, when everyone should have gone home, Jack plays a song. Jack:Ianto pairing.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Two Lives reviews
A series of drabbles about Suzie, written for the 'Suzie Costello' challenge. Includes speculation on the origin of the Risen Mitten.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Apocalypse, Soonish reviews
Ianto stays behind for some 'filing'. Prequel to Apocalypse, Nowish. Jack:Ianto pairing.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Apocalypse, Nowish reviews
Ianto wakes up in a ruined, deserted Hub. . .
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Said The Caterpillar reviews
An alien hallucinogen is loosed in the Hub, and the team have some interesting encounters.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2006
A Time To Heal reviews
[Torchwood] My take on what might have happened after that end scene in episode 08. The stopwatch makes an appearance, although it isn't mentioned. Jack:Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
It's Just Love reviews
Ensemble piece. A series of seven snippets focussing on the Torchwood crew in more or less chronological order. Gwen:Rhys, Ianto:Lisa, Owen:Gwen, other pairings implied.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Complete
I'm a doctor, not a reviews
An amusing Carson moment. The things they bring to sickbay . . . Chapter 5 added, now complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Carson B. - Complete
Your Reflection In My Eyes reviews
After the end of series two, Tenth Doctor and Rose. A little of why Rose might have been right when she said 'forever'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Firestorm reviews
I haven't seen many Lavan Firestorm stories. This, though it's a song and not a story, is hopefully what was going through Lavan's mind during his last battle.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
A Kind Of Paradise reviews
Before an assignment, no words are needed. Subtle TsuxTats, set during their partnership.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
The Watcher in the Shadows reviews
From Tatsumi's perspective as he watches over Tsuzuki. Hints of TatsumixTsuzuki and TsuzukixHisoka.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/12/2005
Leaf on the Wind reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS for Serenity. During and and after the events in Serenity, Wash's perspective.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Wash
The Mary Sue Reeducation Facility of Middle Earth reviews
Due to the ever increasing numbers of Mary Sues in the LOTR fandom, the MSREFME has been set up to reeducate the poor, deluded Sues . . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2005
Take My Hand reviews
The first time they touched, he came alive. Not from the perspective of the person you think it will be.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2005
Diamond Mark reviews
How Christian might have viewed Satine. Poetry format.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005
I Do Not Understand reviews
A very, very short Teal'c perspective. Set fairly early on in the series.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Teal'c
Uh Oh, I Dreamed Again reviews
A cute moment between Kei and Mizuho.
Please Teacher! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
Do You Ever Wish? reviews
A little RogueGambit moment.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005
Arena reviews
My take on what the third season of Heavy Gear could have been like, with a war story arc and NO punches pulled.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 9/7/2002
Kids' Game reviews
Heavy Gear. A tournament cheat by the Vanguard goes horribly wrong, and Greco discovers the consequences.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2003
If Only reviews
Heavy Gear. Some time in a future where the CEF has returned and won, Marcus thinks back over what's happened.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/28/2003
Tricks, Pranks and Dye reviews
Heavy Gear fic. Someone in the Dragon’s base is playing tricks - and it soon turns into a full-scale prank war!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2002
Waking to Darkness reviews
Heavy Gear fic. Co-written with Sweet Venom, this is the third and final part of the Black Sands Trilogy. Synopsis: It's a long, lonely time out in the Badlands desert when all you have is your memories . . .
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2002
Fanfic, She Wrote reviews
The Shadow Dragons encounter a foe worse than the Vanguard - a convention of fic writers!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2002
Screaming Deep Inside You reviews
Spike loves Buffy. Buffy doesn't love Spike, but she just wants to feel. Set during Once More, With Feeling
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
Winter Wonderland reviews
Heavy Gear fic. A bored Southern team decided to celebrate Christmas, with hilarious results.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2002
Flying Silent In Between reviews
An old Luke Skywalker and a young Jedi discuss the Force, many years after the end of Return of the Jedi
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2002
Operation: Muse Overload reviews
Gambit helps a poor confused fic writer (me) with finishing an X-Men story - and all my other muses turn up too. Only loosely X-Men.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2002
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again reviews
Several years after Lyta leaves Babylon 5, she muses over the grave of the man who saved her life. A/U, character death, semi-romance.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2002
Engage, FAB, Standing By, Etc., Etc. reviews
Multiple crossover. A round-the-bend fanfic including Stargate SG-1, ST:VGR, Babylon 5, Thunderbirds and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2002
In Life No Peace, In Death No Release reviews
Heavy Gear fanfic. Set during the War of the Alliance. When a Northern observation post in the Badlands is threatened by the CEF, a Northern Guard regiment is sent to stop them. Several cycles later, the wrecks of the Gears are used as target practice by
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2002