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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.


I am: eMmEtT's-LiTtLe-SisS

I am so many years old and LOVE vampire storys. I like twilight and have no team Edward or Jacob, but I am all for Bella and Jasper...and maybe some Peter...Annnywhoo my favorite book is twilight though I find bella a bit depressing and creepy. lol. I wish Emmett was my big brother and none of my friends understand my slight obsession for Twilight and hate the thing. I read nearly any vampire, angel, witch, werewolve or zombie book as long as it has a little romance in and good grammer. My favorite colors are Green, Blue and Grey!! Next to reading, my hobbies are writing and drawing. (Although I prefer reading than writing.) I am not very good at getting my ideas down on paper (Or in this case the keyboard and P.C.) so I will not be updating to often. If you find any problems with my work please tell me and I will try to fix it. My spelling is not the best but I will try to make it readable!!


A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm and sits down at the bar. The bartender asks the man "What is in the box", the man says "Inside this box is the most amazing thing you have ever seen, will ever see, and there is none other like it in the world". The bartender got exicted and said "Well open it, open up the box and let me see!" The man smiled and said "Alright, I'll show you what is in my box IF you give me free drinks for the rest of the night." The bartender thinks Well, I make good business I can afford to give this guy free drinks I guess. He says "Ok" and the man opens the box. Inside is a 10 Inch man on a piano, and he is just wailing on that thing playing his heart out. The bartender says "WOW that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Where did you get him?" The man holds up a lamp and says "I have this magic genie who will grant anyone one wish, anything they want in the world" The bartender looks in amazment and says "Well you've already made your 1 wish why not give it to me?" The man again smiled and said "Alright, I'll give it to you if you give me free drinks for the rest of my life" The bartender gets angry and says "No way man I cant give you free drinks for the rest of your LIFE I've got a business to run I'm trying to make money here!!" "Ok" the man says, and he gets up to walk out of the bar. The bartender thinks One wish, anything in the world that I want. Then he stops the man and says "Ok ok free drinks for the rest of your life just gimme the genie" He rubs the lamp and says "I wish I had a million bucks" All of the sudden his bar is just filled with ducks, I mean up to the brim! Then the bartender says "What the Heck man you didnt tell me your genie was hard of hearing!" The man says "Yea no one told me that eiather, you think I wished for a 10 inch Pianist??


WARNING:Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. NOTE:Do use an axe to kill a fly on ur enemies head. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much. we do it in the bed, on the couch, on the table. heck! we even do it in the car! YUP! we love to text. I’m the kind of girl that lies awake at night thinking about how romantic it would be for a guy to come up from behind me and wrap his arms around my waist but in reality would end up freaking out and turning around and giving him a bloody nose because i was afraid someone was trying to kidnap me. If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


9 Things I Hate (repost if you agree)

1 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is, pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No, loser, I paid 7 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine?

7 When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say, "Life is short." What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, honey, would I still be standing here? I don't think so.


This poem is really sad so be prepared...

My name is Chris, I am three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me,

I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all,

Or else im locked up, All day long,

When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home,

When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get, One whipping tonight,

I just heard a car, My daddy is back From Charlie's bar,

I hear him curse, My name is called,

I press myself, Against the wall,

I try to hide, From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry,

He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault, He suffers at work,

He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And run to the door,

He's already locked it, And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall,

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape,

The hurt and the pain, Again and again,

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops, And heads for the door,

While i lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor,

My name is Chris, I am three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.


there were 3girls They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace?? XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago. They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us? SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die.


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,
and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am,
when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,
only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call,
to listen to you cry for hours,
instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving,
when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

And I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't really care

And I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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Sunlight by KissKissCrush reviews
A year after graduating from Forks High School, Bella Swan is living a dull life as a waitress in a coffee shop. When an unusual stranger suddenly appears in town and begins frequenting her work she finds herself immediately drawn to him but it isn't until he starts to charmingly establish himself as an irreplaceable figure in her life that she discovers he's not quite human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,707 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Aro, Bella - Complete
Past, Present, Future by DIFFERENT IS GOOD reviews
Bella and Emmett travel to the past. But when a mishap takes place they go too far back and meet a very human Jasper. What happens when he falls for Bella? With the war raging, she knows what'll happen. Will she let it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,809 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Haven't Met You Yet by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
After Edward and his family abandon Bella she moves on with Jake. When he imprints and leaves her too, she's had it. She's leaving town and she's taking Leah with her. On their trip, Bella meets Jasper. The one Cullen she hasn't met before-REVISIONS-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,701 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Jasper, Leah, Peter
God Blessed Texas by flutetenorsaxplayer reviews
A/U When a 5yr old Bella is rescued by Jasper from a blood-thirsty Maria. He takes her back with him to live with the Cullens in Forks. Read to see how life growing up with vampires affects her and those around her. When Bella turns 18 she is forced to either become a vampire or watch those she loves die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 126,677 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Searching by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday, Edward is more protective, until he hurts her himself. He leaves, afraid of what he's done. The Cullens race after him. Bella alone and unknowingly PREGNANT. Edward is gone. Bella ran away. The Cullens are SEARCHING for both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 203,209 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hurt but not broken by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Edward get too much for Bella to deal with. She finally ends things with him and he doesn't take it too well. She leaves with Alice and Jasper. After a accident, Bella is found by a strange Vampire with beautiful red eyes. Rated M. lemons. please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,289 - Reviews: 2976 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Peter
Why a Raven is Like a Writing Desk by hightoppsmadness reviews
It's been four years since Alice left Underland for her, but it's been a decade for Underland. Now that she has returned, she and her favorite Hatter try to pick up the pieces, and survive the judgements of society. Rated M for instances of naughtyness.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 40,654 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Kidnapped by Vanessa Cullen 17 reviews
I lived with my parents until I was 8 years old when I was kidnapped. Nobody has found me and I dont think they ever will. The only plan is to escape.. Later, I am not fully human anymore not after I turned 13, when I can became intimite. Half of me died
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
Solder Girl by HellRaiser123 reviews
Bella to be with her brothers she joins the Army as a boy she soon mmets jasper will her secret be revealed and will she live or die this is during world war 1 if she is discover she could be killed. What will her future hold for her and her loved ones
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Someday by duskri123 reviews
They see me as the monster, like I deserve the pity. They're deluded. Thousands of scars show my past but at least I know who I am. They lie and hide while I sit back and watch. Everyone has secrets; someday they'll know them all. OOC. AU. Jasper - Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 265,931 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Girl With Gloves by GypsyWitchBaby reviews
After joining the X-Men & moving into the Mansion, Logan encounters the mysterious Rogue late 1 night & is immediately taken with her. But why hasn't she spoken since the team rescued her on Liberty Island almost 2 years ago? And what's this odd pull he's felt in his chest since the first time he saw her...? AU of post X1, Rogan shipper, story art on DeviantArt
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,778 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - [Wolverine, Rogue]
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4748 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
My Heart is an Ocean by ZooperDooper reviews
Bella wants to find her true love. So a witch puts her in the movie Titanic. Bella is supposed to be Rose and her true love is supposed to be Jack. She thought it was going to be Edward. Imagine her surprise when it's Jasper instead. Set during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,951 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper
All Together Different by KristALchelle reviews
Instead of jumping off the cliff, Bella jumps head first into a brand new life. Five years later, tragedy brings the Cullen family back to Forks to help pick up the pieces of a shattered heart. Angsty. AU Initial Jake/Bella, eventual Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,805 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Falling Of The Volturi by Haley62 reviews
Edward cheated on Bella and now she's with the Volturi. Will she find love. Will the Volturi fall or will Bella save them all...ON HOLD...SORRY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Demetri
My Two Treasures by Magos186 reviews
Before Emmett became a Cullen he had a different life: One where he was a big brother raising a baby sister. She was his whole world & he was hers. So what happens when that's all taken away? He "dies" & she disappears. Will they ever meet again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,503 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5606 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Stripped by Song of Scrios reviews
SEQUEL UP One thing i was absolutely sure of... Jasper... was my monster. Bella suddenly notices that her dreams no longer are of the bronze haired vampire she loves but instead of a honey blonde vampire with an uncanny lust for her blood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,068 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
On The Run by CindersAndRain reviews
This story is set after X-Men 3. Rogue is back with her powers and a lot has changed around her. So what does she do? She runs away, like always. Anyway, there's a lot to see beyond the four walls of the Mansion.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,454 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Rogue, Wolverine
The Bear and the Bunny Rabbit by emeralda violeta reviews
i've taken twilight and i've switched two characters. instead of edward being the single cullen who falls in love with bella, emmett does. give it a shot, my friends liked it. this is for all you emmett fans. it will be funny and different from twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,325 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Blue Eyes, Blue Hair by Chelsea May reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I kissed a frog to see if fairy tales were true. And now not only did I end up with a Prince with blue hair and icy blue eyes, he just happens to be a demon dragon as well...FML.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,839 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Origins of Us by QueenofOld reviews
A Rogan lover's rewrite of X Men Origins: Wolverine. Rogue meets Wolverine when she's drafted as the newest recruit of Team X and he immediately develops a soft spot for her. What will happen when Logan discovers Strykers real plans for Marie?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,096 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Timeless by Fai'sKay reviews
Jasper is asked to watch Bella while the rest of the Cullens are hunting. One minute she's there the next she's gone...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,865 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Hatred is for the Weak by Chellerbelle reviews
Gambit and Bella Donna are not-so-happily married, with a daughter, Jackie, who goes to college with Rogue. The Cure is wearing off, and the last thing Rogue wants is for her powers to come back. On the bright side, Gambit may have stolen a few doses...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 219,816 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - [Gambit, Rogue] - Complete
Princess From Hell by Daughter of Mania reviews
Edward leaves Bella for a vampire, another vampire comes along and promises to help her, will she trust him? DISCLAIMER; I DONT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,634 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Demetri, Bella
Hello Texas! by blackroxduh17 reviews
Siblings Emmett and Bella have to move to Texas with Charlie. There Bella meets Jasper. While she doesn't care about a lot of things, she does care about the fact that he's her new stepbrother.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Let Go by LetItRock reviews
HIATUS. Life is never perfect and Bella's is far from it. But when her family moves to Texas, she meets Jasper. Can he teach her to just let go? Can Jasper - someone with his own hardships - save a girl who has kept her heart locked away for so long? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,573 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Just Haven't Met You Yet by blackberryhunttress reviews
After moving out of the mansion, Rogue never thought she'd come back. But after she gets conned into going to Kitty's wedding, she's going to need to bring a date that can impress her old family about her new life. Can a certain Cajun escort help her out?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,823 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Rogue, Gambit
Getting Back What Once Was Lost by princessxoamber reviews
Peter and Char find Bella…they know she is the Major's mate… When the time comes for them to finally meet…will they fall in love or will he stay devoted to a family that doesn't seem him in the same light? Twist turns and Volturi!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,144 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Unheard Love by bleeding scarlet blood reviews
Bella just moved to town. She meets Jasper, who she had a confusing start with. Jasper is a beautiful deaf boy, who doesn't have very many friends becasue of his handicap. well, Bella is about to change that. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper
While You Were Gone by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Sam tells Leah to take Bella away from Forks while they deal with Victoria. After they leave Forks Leah and Bella get in trouble. And Bella calls Alice and Jasper, the only Cullens she's stil in touch with for help. Jasper sends Peter to bail them out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,732 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Peter
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Shooting Star by Te Amo Twilight reviews
Bella made a wish that she was sure she would get but when she finds Edward in bed with another woman she realised her wish had been stomped on.She hasn't given up on her wish though & it just so happens a certain blond Texan made the exact same wish...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Major Changes by Sabi'sSookie reviews
Alice never found Jasper but never stopped looking. Edward never came back after Bella's first day at Forks High. Away at college, Bella drunkenly stumbles across the Major and her life is turned upside down. AU. Whitlocks, Cullens, and Wolves, Oh My!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,223 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Goddess of the Night by surfgirl1 reviews
The wolves didn't stop Laurent in time, so Bella was changed. Now she is the Volturi's greatest enemy, and a completely different person.Izzy has to deal with a lot of things already, so what happens when the Cullens find out what happened to their human?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Devil's Secret by Ziky825 reviews
Isabella is the devil's daughter. She's been sent to Earth to destroy a family's only chance at redemption from their damned vampire lives. What happens when Bella gets there? Will her human emotions be to much for her to withstand a Cullen? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Felix
Locked by Crushed Hale.x reviews
AU. "I don't care what they did to you! You are Bella. And you are all that I love and value." He had to make her see it. Why wouldn't she see it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,368 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Bella's adventure by HellRaiser123 reviews
Bella was born in hell literaly her father is king of the undeworld an all the demons she cant take any more ad escapes and meets the pack sh falls in love, but all good things must come to an end. Im currently rewriting the first chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010
Note Writing by EdwardAteJames'Cookie reviews
Alice won't speak, not to anyone. Everyone calls her a freak and she doesn't fit in. But when new student Jasper comes, and Alice meets Bella something different sparks inside of Alice. But is that what stopped her talking in the first place? Slighty OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,492 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Threads of Our Souls by Untamed Loner reviews
The pull of soul mates cannot be ignored. Jasper and Bella find themselves caught in a wirlwind of memories from past lives, as a dark threat starts closing in. If there's one thing they've learned over the centuries, it's this: True love never dies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,122 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
I'm in Love with a Rockstar by teamjacobrulez reviews
In hopes of forgetting 'him,' Bella moves back to Florida for a fresh start. Cocky and arrogant Blake Stone rocks into her life. She knew that rockstars were bad news but for some reason she just couldn't pull away. He was just the distraction she needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,159 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Clinging to Angel ideals, trapped in a vampire body, with very human urges. He was very confused. Peter was an indisisive vampire with an identity crisis. Bella was jaded and self-isolated. In short they were perfect for each other. PeterXBella. Lang&Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,391 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
Squeaky and Stripes by Chellerbelle reviews
Gambit and Rogue have been regressed to physical 13 year olds. What will happen when their powers re-emerge? Can the Guilds ever resolve their differences? And how does the Cure play into all of this? Canon with X1-3 and XO: Wolverine.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 256,330 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - [Gambit, Rogue] - Complete
Siblings? by RhianneMidNightSun reviews
Carlisle...And Bella...Brother and Sister,Changed at the same time,they meet each other 300 years later in a little place called Forks!Bella meets Edward,and trouble starts! The Volturi come,and someone wants Carlisle and Bella! Bella is a little 0OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,818 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Forever and Always by Nervous.Laugh reviews
And I realise that the pain in my chest is actually my heart, and that I am not dying, I am just incurable. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
A World of One by Nervous.Laugh reviews
Bella finds out that she is more important to the Cullen's then she thought. And after they split up, it is up to Bella to find them again; it is up to her to rescue them from themselves. Will she succeed? Set in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,806 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Follow Me into the Darkness by Nervous.Laugh reviews
'Please,' I whisper, voice cracking painfully. The rain cascades down to earth, mixing with the tears that run relentlessly down my face. All is quiet, the only image is that of a girl, sobbing silently, curled into a ball, horror etched upon her face.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
The Ranch by BloodyAngel93 reviews
Edward Cullen was abusive and after a one night stand with Bella he left her crying. Pregnant and scared she ran away only to have 6 kids nine months later. Years later the cullens find her on a ranch in Wyoming and they learn the truth about everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The joys of mindreading by beckysparkles reviews
Edward' s mind reading is a brilliant talent when he is using it to his advantage, but some times well it can have hillarius consequenses, a short little story which I hope makes you smile x
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Changes by Jaspers Naughty2Shoes reviews
What happens when Bella begins to doubt that Edward is the one? And a dark secret from Edwards past comes to light. Will they stick together or will they both run into the arms of another? Rated T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,448 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Little Girl by Sophomore Me reviews
After that day, I vowed to protect my daughter, for all of eternity, even if she didn’t need it, she would always be my little girl.Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Memories by Tilly123cat reviews
This is a from a joke book, I edited it for Twilight. Alice and Renesmee are looking through Bella and Edward's wedding photos...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The One Thing Vampires Are Afraid Of by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
One-shot Bella finds out what the cullens are afraid of LOL Review PLz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Sentenced To What? by VampQueenV reviews
Rogue is sentenced to what she considers cruel and unusual punishment.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Rogue, Cyclops - Complete
Gloves and Visors by Brandicat reviews
Logan and Jean do an 'oopsie', giving Scott and Rogue a chance at finding love between themselves. Oh and there is a cool twist on someone's mutation! Read and enjoy! Completed!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,784 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Cyclops, Rogue - Complete
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Three years ago reviews
Magie whitnesses a horror upon her family, however how will she react when a familiar face show up a few years later?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
Behind the Shadows reviews
Alice comes across a street that looks oddly familiar but she cant put a name to it soon she finds herself wandering, looking for some piece of mind. Will she fine her true home or will she be stuck in the mindless world she is in now? A little one piece
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Alice - Complete