Melora Maxwell
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Joined 04-24-02, id: 204022, Profile Updated: 03-15-18
Author has written 31 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Hercules, Pokémon, Beyblade, Gundam Wing/AC, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Mad Max.

15/03/18: Because Transformers: Lost Light doesn't torment me enough, I give you 'Important Things' - enjoy!

The List for Life is the laughable result of the state of boredom only achievable after three hours sitting in a muddy racecourse at a rock festival in Southern Ireland waiting for the next act. The rest is on my website, The Nightraider's Domain.

- Volleyballs have all the elements of a comedic tragedy if used correctly.
- Do not give LSD to guide-dogs.
- Beware of the midgies.
- It is entirely possible to dislocate your toe when in the shower.
- Do not teach someone how to program a VCR over the phone.
- Do not teach someone how to use an iMac over the phone.
- Licking an electrical cable will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
- Never let your mother put clingfilm on your head.
- No matter what the free hat looks like, never drink more than three pints of Guinness on St. Patrick's Day.
- By 10.30pm, one toilet will be used only by those who need to puke, break up, or have an emotional breakdown on their mate's shoulder.

- Searching underneath your bed will always turn up at least two items you have to hide from your mother.
- The weather will change from tropical sunshine to hurricane conditions the instant you decide to wear sandals.
- Do not sit on a Tamagotchi if you want it to live.
- Any incriminating photos of male flatmates in female underwear should be sold off to the highest bidder ASAP.
- Before said sell off, make sure those babies hit the Internet anyway.
- The last sweet in a box of Quality Street will always be a Penny Toffee.
- Videogames can be sold to friends for a tidy profit if low on cash.
- Flame-proof oven gloves are a contradiction in terms.
- Learn how to rewind the film before opening the camera.
- Scratching it only makes it worse.

- Do not hum 'I Will Survive' if trying to comfort a recently dumped mate.
- Let your mind splash around in the gutter for at least an hour a day.
- You do not really want to know what that smell is.
- Do your Christmas shopping in November. It annoys male flatmates like anything.
- Buy a stupid hat your mother banned you from buying at least once in your life.
- When all else fails, ask the Magic 8 Ball. It's never wrong.
- Smack all those who take photos of your bottom.
- A burning ham can fly further than you think.
- Never try to surf in a swimming pool.
- Bacardi and Tizer is a dangerous mix.

The ones we came up with on the site were way worse.

Name: Melora Maxwell

Real name: Hannah

Nicknames: Mel, Melly, Double M, Han, Hansey, Han-zors, Hannelore, Hannah-Banana, H., Auntie/Unsuitable Aunt Hannah, Babe-pile, Presents-Mammoth, Tea-Shrew, Squaw, Scruffbag, Gromit, Pinky and Oh-My-God-What-Have-You-Done-To-Your-Hair?

Physical age: 34. It's slightly disturbing when you realise you've crossed into the 31-40 box on surveys.

Emotional Age: 5. And still more mature than some of my mates, naming no names.

Birthday: October 3rd, 1983.

Voted: Most Likely To Be Abducted By Aliens at Vth Year Prom.

Current residence: London, with Sir. We've done the domestic living-together thing for 18 months now and haven't killed each other yet.

Current hair colour: Chocolate Cherry, combined with something approaching my natural colour, and the first smattering of silvers.


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Likes: Disney, (except Snow White, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid and Bambi.)
Gundam Wing,
Bucky O'Hare,
Cowboy Bebop,
Harry Potter, (Someone just recast Grindelwald for the love of God.)
Transformers/Beast Wars,
Scott Pilgrim,
Wallace & Gromit,
Spiderman reboot,
Terminator 1-3, (Genisys wasn't as bad as Salvation, but oy.)
Lethal Weapon 1-4,
The Simpsons,
Family Guy,
South Park,
Red Dwarf,
Doctor Who, (Come on 13th Doctor!)
Life on Mars,
Ashes to Ashes,
The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
Pirates of the Caribbean 1-2,
Star Trek TOS, TNG, DS9 and Reboot,
Star Wars (Seen the Last Jedi twice, and cried both times.)
Drop the Dead Donkey,
Black Books,
The I.T. Crowd,
The Mighty Boosh,
The Young Ones,
Auf Wiedersehen Pet,
Top Gear,
Mock the Week,
The Thick of It,
Game of Thrones,
Oz and James,
Man Lab,
The Big Bang Theory,
All of the MCU and Marvel Netflix TV series,
House of Cards,
Breaking Bad,
Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra,
The Flash,
Brooklyn Nine-Nine,
Bluestone 42,
Mad Max,
Once Upon A Time,
House of Fools,
Evil Dead 1-3, Ash vs Evil Dead,
The Grand Tour,
Once Upon A Time
Bojack Horseman.

Most Likely To Say

'Yes, new hair. Very observant.'

'Trying to be inconspicuous is a wee bit difficult with neon pink hair.'

'What's it like not knowing things?'

'I'm an unashamed geek. It works well for me.'

'It's Wednesday, which means it's nearly Thursday, which means it's almost Friday, which means it's practically the end of the week!'

'I just accept the insanity and run with it.'

'...I thought it seemed like a good idea at the time?'

'Oh come on, work you BITCH!!'

'Let it never be said that my anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results.'

'I have standards...sort of.'

'I happen to like my inner Hades. We get on reasonably well together and gang up on other people.'

'If at first you don't succeed...cheat like hell and run for the hills.'

'I don't do the rebuilding bridges thing with exes. I burn the bridges, then run like hell.'

'When I'm the voice of sanity, you know something's wrong.'

'Sheesh. And they say romance is dead.'

'I now know how it feels when all your internal organs shrivel up and die in abject horror.'

'I am going to hit you SO HARD...'

'Welcome to my world. It's a scary scary place.'

'Oh cock.'

'I point out right now that women think with the wrong part of their anatomy as well.'

'Look, if you want to summon an IT bod, you need to make a pentagram out of cables, douse the floor with Red Bull, chant 'I summon thee' three times, and hope you don't get Satan by mistake. Dude doesn't like wrong numbers.'

Proffered proofs of my insanity or writings...

Important Things (ONE-SHOT) Transformers fic, published 15/03/18. All the things Cyclonus couldn't say to Tailgate in life, he now has a chance to say to him in...well...

Between the Crosses, Row on Row: (ONE-SHOT) Transformers fic, published 27/11/16. Even sort-of reformed Decepticon warlords need a hug. Or a massive slap in the face by reality. On the Necrobot's planet, the latter is far more likely...

Manifest Destiny: COMPLETE. Mad Max: Fury Road fic, completed 04/06/17. Undeserved devotion to a sick old man got Nux stranded on a War Rig heading east. Compassion from someone who should hate him will take him somewhere he had never planned...

Hora Spissisima: Transformers fic, updated 28/04/16. How do you fail to notice a planet-devouring moon the size of Saturn sneaking up on you? By paying more attention to the demise of the Decepticon Emperor and the death of the Prime? Yep, that would do it...

Nightshift: (ONE-SHOT) Transformers fic, published 22/05/12. A bored Optimus is a thoughtful Optimus. A thoughtful Optimus is a curious Optimus. A curious Optimus means a peeved Ratchet...

Crossfire: Transformers fic, updated 20/12/17. Some mechs are, like Soundwave, almost created to be creators. And there are others, like Shockwave, who should never be allowed to procreate...

Presents: COMPLETE. Transformers fic, completed 25/12/12. Rumble and Frenzy should've been sparked with gags on their vocalisers. Unfortunately for Soundwave, they weren't. To make matters worse, they've now told Ratbat about a certain winter holiday...

Creations: COMPLETE. Transformers fic, completed 22/09/07. Stretch the idea of fatherhood and squint slightly; you have Soundwave. But you don't need to try imagining the Cassettes as children. They're still acting like them after several million years...

Snowmechs: (ONE-SHOT) Transformers fic, published 21/08/07. Snow does have fringe benefits, even for Soundwave and the Cassettes. Mainly embarrassing ones...

Sniffles: (ONE-SHOT) Transformers fic, published 19/07/07. Baby-sitting a sick Ratbat. The world and the Cassettes both fear...

Bathtime: (ONE-SHOT) Transformers fic, published 08/07/07. Turbo-fleas or a bath? Neither option appeals to Ravage, and he's not about to get a choice in the matter...

Gambit: COMPLETE. Doctor Who fic, completed 08/06/08. In the sewers of 1930's Manhattan, the Cult of Skaro prepares for its greatest and deadliest experiment, and Dalek Sec prepares to make the ultimate sacrifice...

Catharsis: (ONE-SHOT) Doctor Who fic, published 19/04/07. Rose never asked about his planet. Martha did. But the Doctor still won't tell her the name of his homeworld for a good reason...

Reflection: (ONE-SHOT) Doctor Who fic, published 10/01/07. As he stands by Pete Tyler's old Jeep and watches Rose's final conversation with the Doctor, Mickey Smith silently wonders who has lost the most...

Rift: COMPLETE. Doctor Who fic, completed 17/04/07. The Daleks who dared to be individuals, and dared to have names. Supreme Dalek Sec, head of the Cult of Skaro, sees all, and misses nothing. Almost nothing...

Deja Vu: (ONE-SHOT) Doctor Who fic, published 17/07/06. Banished for being right and doing what was right. It's not the first time this has happened, but even after 500 years, banishment is still a bitter pill to swallow for the Doctor...

Prometheus: COMPLETE. Doctor Who fic, completed 22/06/08. In the far outer reaches of the Solar system, among His Dalek Brethren, God watches and waits as He plots His Revenge...

One Step Behind: (ONE-SHOT) Doctor Who fic, published 20/03/06. The Seventh Doctor once said the trouble of regeneration was that you could never know what you would get. But nothing's ever that simple, and the Tenth Doctor realises that now...

Puppet: (ONE-SHOT) Doctor Who fic, published 13/03/06. In the depths of space, in a dank and decrepit prison colony, aided by a former enemy, the Emperor Davros watches the universe and waits for his quarry to return...

Last Man Standing: (ONE-SHOT) Doctor Who fic, published 18/01/06. As the Daleks advance through Satellite 5, the Doctor recalls all of those who have gone before him, and the circumstances of his eighth regeneration...

Alone: COMPLETE. Doctor Who fic, completed 04/11/05. Enter the mind of the Last Dalek...

I Won't Say It: Disney's Hercules fic, updated 10/12/17. Because this is the only fic without the promise of emotional trauma...until now.

The Vision: (ONE-SHOT) Harry Potter fic, published 25/07/04. The Dog Star has disappeared, and a vision of the final battle between the One and the Dark Lord prompts Anubis, God of the Dead, to make a dangerous decision...

Forgotten: Pokemon fic, updated 08/07/07. Angst and nastiness abound.

The Fight of a Bumblebee: (ONE-SHOT) Harry Potter fic, published 15/04/04. Harry wasn't the first person to be called the One. In 1944, the Dark Lord of the forests and the one of the strong flying light were prophesied to duel...

I Am The Borg: (ONE-SHOT) Star Trek: TNG/First Contact fic, published 01/10/03. While the Cube approaches Earth, the Borg Queen discovers when humanity is most vulnerable to attack through the memories of Locutus...

I'll Be Watching You: (ONE SHOT) Gundam Wing fic, published 28/04/03. Songfic post-Endless Waltz, the relationship between two of the pilots is going down faster than a burning Spitfire. Slash goodness abounds, so if you don't like, don't read.

The Black Pumas: Beyblade fic, published 18/02/03. Chapter 2 is finally being written after having finally managed to get up in time to see G-Rev. (Tala Valkov = sexy redheaded beast!)

Sins of the Fathers: The Samui Saga: Dragonball Z fic, updated 11/01/03. ON HOLD - My inspiration returned a couple of weeks ago. Chapter Three is in its final stage of editing!

Sins of the Fathers: The Ionia-jin Saga: COMPLETE. Dragonball Z fic, completed 28/11/02. One thing... KITARA IS NOT A MARY-SUE! I despise Mary-Sue fics! Anyway, if she was a Mary-Sue, she'd be a Super Saiyan at the age of 5, and she'd be with Vegeta.

Tundra: (ONE SHOT) Dragonball Z fic, published 24/04/02. Lil' angsty look about what made Frieza the charming little being we all know and love.

No flames please. I live with one.

22/11/06: In reference to some of the reviews for IWSI, and because some people haven't gotten the hint... IWSI is a DISNEY fic, therefore the Greek mythology on which it's based on has been greatly twiddled with, mostly because of my planned plotlines, but occasionally because of reasons of taste. I know about the inaccuracies, and I have done my research. I know that Hades was the eldest of Cronus's sons in mythology and Zeus was the youngest - this is the DISNEY version where it's the other way round. So this is my plea to everyone; PLEASE STOP REVIEWING SIMPLY TO TELL ME I'M WRONG ABOUT THIS. It's annoying and condescending - anyone who does not respect my wishes will find their reviews summarily ignored, or in persistent cases, deleted. OK? Good.

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Thundercracker's Glory by Kenya Starflight reviews
G1. Thundercracker's life is turned upsidedown when he's entrusted with the care of an orphaned Decepticon sparkling. Rating raised slightly for violence
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,905 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Thundercracker - Complete
Glory and Honor by Kenya Starflight reviews
Sequel to Thundercracker's Glory. Coming of age in the wake of a war is never easy, especially when you're on the losing side... and Glory must find her own path in an increasingly dangerous galaxy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,014 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Thundercracker - Complete
Let Me Hear You Whisper by Scancrasher reviews
At some insistence from Starscream, Megatron has finally decided to choose a bondmate. His choice comes as a surprise to the majority of his troops... as well as his Intended. Megatron/Soundwave. In-progress. Written for tfanonkink. Details inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,741 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,947 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Falling by FantasiaWandering reviews
Donatello caught her twice that night. So why did she still feel like she was falling? In the aftermath of her abduction and rescue from the Kraang, April O'Neil reflects on how her life has changed forever. But can she face the coming challenges alone? (Meanwhile, Leo learns the nature of a hero, and something strange is coming from the sewers...)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,715 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 10/12/2012 - April O'Neil
De Cinere, Nova Vita by EpsilonPax reviews
Post TF:P season one finale; While Megatron has regained a long lost ally in Orion, the Autobots grapple with the loss of their leader and struggle to do everything in their power to get him back.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,480 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Sunrise, Sunset by balthezarian reviews
A series of short stories revolving around Vegeta's relationships with his children.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,780 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Vegeta, Bra
The First by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
A series of oneshots about how the bros adjust to life on Earth, and how Charley adjusted to them. Because there is so much that was left out of the series, that deserves to be known. And laughed at!
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 89,514 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008
Falling: Season 2 by FantasiaWandering reviews
It's been a year since Donatello caught her for the first time, and though April now knows that her new family will never let her fall, that doesn't mean there aren't a lot of challenges they still have to face. The adventure continues in Season Two of "Falling." (Cover art by yipyop)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,809 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, April O'Neil
Cantabile by iratepirate and Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Soundwave’s life takes an unexpected twist when Megatron gives him a female Autobot as his personal slave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 215,143 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Soundwave
TFA: Glimpses by Black Oracle reviews
Post-TFA. Optimus Prime and his crew have returned to Cybertron with Megatron as prisoner, but things are far from over. Chapter 29: "Invasion - Pt. 7.5" - In the wake of Ultra Magnus' deactivation, Optimus Prime is faced with a familiar difficult choice: should he terminate Megatron?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,229 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Optimus Prime
Snapshots 1981 to 1982: A Year In The Life by Cockney Sparrow1 reviews
One year in the life of Alex Drake and Gene Hunt, from the day her parents died. What I think happened next. This fic is rated M from chapter 40.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 81,958 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009
Of Moonlight Shadows and Echoes Past by ZeoViolet reviews
Chapter 20 added! A Psychic teenager named Sharie, daughter of one of Mewtwo's creators, finds a baby Mewtwo Giovanni forgot about...and eventually, runs into Mewtwo himself...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,965 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2002
Bent by mav32 reviews
It shouldn't have taken something like this for Jack to realize that if he thought of Arcee as his sister, that as good as made Bumblebee his brother.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,422 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bumblebee, Jack D.
Nine Months by sphinx01 reviews
Ratchet embarks on the adventure of his life when he becomes attending physician to a pregnant Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,171 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ratchet, Carly W. - Complete
Monsters Don't by Universe reviews
ChiChi and Piccolo share an intimate moment, but it's not the kind you're thinking...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Chi-Chi, Piccolo - Complete
Anything But Elementary by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Danger is Sherlock's life, but this game of Moriarty's pushes it beyond anything else Sherlock and John have ever known. When the game is this deadly, there can only be one winner. And when you're playing for your life, you need something to live for.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,344 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Did Run Smooth by Thing With No Talent reviews
Beast Wars. Shakespeare was right. Love is never easy... especially with these two. Dinobot/Rattrap, alternate continuity, mature themes, free popcorn provided.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,386 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Rattrap, Dinobot
As We Come Together by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 485,586 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Gear Minded by garfieldodie reviews
Series 8. Lister is freaked out when Kochanski goes on a date with her ex, Tim, and suspects that Tim might have some ulterior motive. R&R.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kristine K., Lister, D. - Complete
Threads by electricskeptic reviews
Sometimes, a single thread is all that holds a relationship together. But no matter the extent of the damage, as long as that one thread remains there is some small hope of fixing what can seem irreparable.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,786 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Love as a Foreign Language by itsu-sual reviews
How do you handle emotions like love when you're not supposed to have them? Or in this case, how does everybody else handle it for you? Eventual Megatron x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
What's Wrong with a Little Destruction? by ajremix reviews
IDW 'verse. Various drabbles for the most badass strike force the Autobots have to offer: The Wreckers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 150 - Words: 167,378 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Springer - Complete
Sparks and Plasma by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A year after Mission City, Ironhide and Chromia gain their sparks' desire and chaos ensues. Chapter 50: Bumblebee gets a surprise, and Nightfire gets her playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Ha! I told you so! by Kerrie-chan reviews
Sequel to: 'Ha! That's what you think' Life is a soap opera, something Kai, Liika and the others from Bakuten high are learning, or at least experiencing. Life isn't easy, and it will kick your arse.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,295 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/16/2003
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
He Knows by PhantomSpannah reviews
ASHES TO ASHES: Gene, Alex and the gang track down a serial murderer. The tension mounts and certain truths are revealed: AxG M for violence, and some adult content.
Life on Mars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,427 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
1000 Miles In 10 Seconds by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Sequel to 'Our First Noel'. Ray survived the Christmas holiday from hell in Japan. Now living with Kai in Russia, he must face the consequences. Chaos is just the beginning... KaixRay, BryanxTala yaoi. COMPLETED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 98,222 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H. - Complete
Our First Noel by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Christmas is coming up but all Ray really wants for Christmas is Kai. Too bad fate, friends and Mariah keep getting in the way... Christmas has never been this interesting! A KaixRay fic from Ray's P.O.V. COMPLETED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,558 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H. - Complete
Primal Scent by Intrepidwarriors reviews
Vinnie and Charlie have tied the knot with liberal help from Vegas, and alcohol. Now they have to find a way to break the news to the rest of the biker mice team. Oh, and it's no longer dedicated to Steakman cos he's a piece of s# ! So ignore that bit at the beginning of the story. :)
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,661 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Viva La Vinnie! by Intrepidwarriors reviews
Vacation time for Charlie, and with Vinnie in tow, she's heading for Las Vegas..a place where anything can happen..and does. As Charlie says "She's on holiday" and nothings gonna stop this lady from partying!
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2005
Resurfacing by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Kai and Tala were both victims of assault during their life in the Abbey. When Kai is kidnapped by Voltaire and Tala almost killed by Boris, it is a race against time to save them both.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,372 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Epitaph Empress by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
A retelling of the Myth of Hades and Persephone. The young Goddess of Spring is stolen from fields of grain to fields of spirits as Queen and Bride of dark Hades...
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 10/3/2002
Ha! That's what you think! by Kerrie-chan reviews
[Complete] AU Changing schools isn't easy. Kai found out the hard way, starting a feud that would rock the small town of Bakuten forever. 'Kai can't change...His heart is still selfish and cruel.'
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,156 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Kai H. - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Gradual Love by Leia reviews
*Complete* Post-DB, Pre-DBZ. Goku agreed to marry ChiChi without knowing anything about marriage, or love. This story will detail the journey of Goku's feelings for ChiChi. Expect several bumps and hitches on the way - theirs is a complicated tale ...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,905 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
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Important Things reviews
"Important things are felt, not said." Post LL #16, Cyclonus is about to revoke this policy...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Crossfire reviews
*Companion piece to Presents and Creations* The creation of Crossfire: gun-former, offspring of Shockwave, and a little mech who by all rights, should never have existed...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Shockwave
I Won't Say It reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Interlude: 'I am officially the most comfortable goddess in existence right now.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 151,517 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Manifest Destiny reviews
He deserves her anger, her hate. His blood-bag killed one of her own. He's failed the Immortan. Why isn't she hating him? Why isn't she stabbing him, spitting at him, cursing him? He knows what to do with hate. Whatever this is, he can't fight it. *Capable/Nux, from the first true meeting at the back of the War Rig.*
Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Complete
Between the Crosses, Row on Row reviews
Post MTMTE #44 - A million is just a statistic. What about a billion? What about four billion? What about 100 billion? How many does it take to register that you have committed genocide a hundred times over, and only now, do you feel guilt? Megatron's thoughts after seeing his statue and spark-flowers at the end of The Not Knowing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Complete
Hora Spissisima reviews
The Decepticon Empire had one year's warning of the Chaos-Bringer's approach. They had no warning of the loss of Megatron. And apparently no-one realised one heralded the arrival of the other... *Sequel to Presents*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Soundwave
Presents reviews
Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,215 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Nightshift reviews
Or what happens when you have a Prime at a loose end and looking for something to do...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Prometheus reviews
I reached into the dirt and created new life. I am Prometheus, The Creator, and God Of All Things. Dalek Emperor POV.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
Gambit reviews
We are the last four Daleks in existence. If we are meant to be the greatest race in the universe, how is it that we cannot survive where other species flourish? Dalek Sec POV.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Creations reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Snowmechs reviews
Soundwave and the Cassettes discover there are some fringe benefits to snow. Provided the Cassettes can stop bickering long enough to appreciate them, of course...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Sniffles reviews
The Cassettes have a choice: babysit a sickly Ratbat or suffer the wrath of Soundwave... OK, what were the options again?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Soundwave, Ratbat - Complete
Forgotten reviews
The humans have a most strange saying. Curiosity killed the cat. I suppose in my case, it would be curiosity killed the clone. For it is what I am. Mewtwo fic.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,422 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 8/21/2002
Bathtime reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Catharsis reviews
Sometimes the hardest thing to do is talk, as the Doctor knows all too well. Doctor POV, at the end of Gridlock.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Rift reviews
Thay, Jast and Caan. All loyal, purebred Daleks, above the glorious Emperor himself, but none as high as myself. Dalek Sec POV. AU as of 17.04.07
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Reflection reviews
Standing by an old Jeep in Bad Wolf Bay, Mickey Smith watches and remembers... Mickey POV.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Mickey S. - Complete
Deja Vu reviews
Banishment still leaves a bitter taste. Even if it isn't the first time. 10th Doctor musings during Tooth and Claw.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
One Step Behind reviews
Regeneration isn't always left to chance. It's taken the Doctor until now to see that. 10th Doctor introspection.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2006 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Puppet reviews
What became of Davros, the creator of the Daleks? What became of the Puppet Emperor who declared war on Gallifrey? And who is the puppet now? Oneshot, post Time War.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Davros - Complete
Last Man Standing reviews
The Delta Wave builds. The Daleks' massacre continues. The Doctor remembers. 9th Doctor, during PotW.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/17/2006 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Alone reviews
Enter the mind of the Last Dalek. Dalek POV.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
The Vision reviews
ONE SHOT - The Dog-Star has disappeared, and a vision of the final battle between the One and The Dark Lord leads Anubis, god of the dead, to make a dangerous decision...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Complete
The Fight of a Bumblebee reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry Potter was not the first person to be chosen as the 'One'. In 1944, the Dark Lord of the forests and the one of the strong flying light were prophesied to duel...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
I Am The Borg reviews
First Contact one-shot: As the Borg close in on Earth, the Queen remembers the resistance of Locutus, and learns how the Federation can be destroyed...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2003 - J. Picard - Complete
I'll Be Watching You reviews
ONE-SHOT: In A.C. 196, the relationship between two of the pilots has gone downhill with the brakes off. May not be the boys you automatically think of... :YAOI:
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
The Black Pumas reviews
Two years after the World Tournament, the BladeBreakers are invited to the European Championships against the current Champion team. But why is one of the bladers so familiar to Kai? And why can't he tolerate the cocaptain of the Black Pumas?
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2003
Sins Of The Fathers: The Samui Saga reviews
Sequel to The Ioniajin Saga: After the Ioniajin attack, Reizoku and Kitara are free to live peacefully on Earth. Or is there another blast from the past due to arrive? And if so, what does it have to do with the son of Frieza?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Frieza, Vegeta
Sins Of The Fathers: The Ioniajin Saga reviews
The Saiyajin and the changeling races have been unwilling allies and even greater enemies. Now Vegeta's past has caught up with him, along with a being long thought dead...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2002 - Published: 5/1/2002 - Vegeta, Frieza - Complete
Tundra reviews
Prologue to Sins Of The Fathers. Who was the fighter behind the creation of one of the universe's greatest villians? Only Frieza ever understood this figure, and what became of her...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2002 - Frieza - Complete