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Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Newsies, Host, Criminal Minds, Maximum Ride, and Supernatural.

Anything remotely regarding personal information is not available for discussion. The only piece of information I'll give you is I am female. I love: Harry Potter, Dragon Keeper Series, Love Comes Softly Series, Phantom Stallion Series, Mortal Instruments, and many more.

Favorite characters

in Twilight: Jasper Whitlock/Hale

in Harry Potter: Draco Malfoy

in Mortal Instruments: Magnus

in Love Comes Softly: Missie

in Dragon Keeper: Bardon

Favorite Quotes from Twilight:

"Overprotective fool." - Alice Cullen

"Your room had the best view"- Alice Cullen

"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."-Edward Cullen to Alice Cullen

Favorite Quotes From Criminal Minds:

Reid: I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think that I do.
Morgan: I never said that. When have I ever said that?
Reid: Every day since I met you.
Elle: This morning at breakfast.
Hotch: Yesterday when he beat you at cards. (Criminal Minds: Season 1, Episode 5: Broken Mirror)

Hotch: "I didn't hurt you did I?"
Reid: "Hotch, I was a twelve year old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school; you kick like a nine year old girl." (Criminal Minds: Season 1, Episode 6: L.D.S.K.)

Elle to Garcia: "Can you get into those records?"
Reid: "Despite the fact that they're probably expunged, she can find the faintest echo of deletion, successfully recreate the file, thereby sending us all to prison for computer felony/fraud counts."
(Garcia scoffs)
Elle: "We can make bail. Garcia?" (Criminal Minds: Season 1, Episode 8: Natural Born Killer)

Reid: "Could you guys do me a favor?"
Morgan: "Anything."
Reid: "Could at least one of you look like you're going to see me again?"
Hotch: "See you when you get back." (Criminal Minds: Season 1, Episode 9: Derailed)

Final scene when Reid is trying to convince Elle to go get checked out at the hospital
Elle: "I'm fine, Dad."
Gideon: "Elle."
Elle: "Yeah?"
Gideon: "Don't ever call me 'dad' again."
Elle: "How do you think he'd feel about 'mom'?"
Reid: "Let me know when you're going to do that, so I can, uh, run." (Criminal Minds: Season 1, Episode 9: Derailed)

Garcia: "This is true. All complaints filed were false alarms, but then there is that matter of his missing wife."
Reid: "Wife? What wife? When did she go missing?"
Garcia: "Almost 50 years ago."
Reid: "No record of her ever being found?"
Garcia: "I got two words for you, my friend, Rear Window. That guy probably chopped that lady up into delicious, bite-size little pieces. Think about it. She may never have left the premises. She may still be in the house."
Reid: "Garcia, I'm sitting in the dark alone. Thanks."
Garcia: "While you're waiting for a potential murderer to come home? Kind of dangerous. Kind of sexy." (Criminal Minds: Season 2, Episode 6: The Boogeyman (Poor Reid...he's always getting picked on) )

Reid: "I need to stop by a bookstore and get a copy of Empty Planet. I want to reread it before we talk to the author. I haven't read it since I was six."
Morgan: "Six? I was still riding my Big Wheel at six years old."
Reid: "Do you mind? It will only take ten minutes."
Gideon: "To buy it or read it?"
Reid: "Uh...both, actually." (Criminal Minds: Season 2, Episode 8: Empty Planet)

Garcia:You and me, we're hitting the town.
Reid:No offense, Garcia, but I don't think I'd make very good company right now.
Garcia:No, up. Up! Don't make me hurt you. (Criminal Minds: Season 2, Episode 11: Sex, Birth, Death)

Morgan: "And, Garcia? I’d better not ever find any Photoshop pictures of me."
Garcia: "Oh, trust me, my vision, you will never find them." (Criminal Minds: Season 2, Episode 17: Distress)

Ethan: "John Coltrane. Died of cancer, but most people think it's the booze and heroin that did him in."
Reid: "Are you trying to say something to me?"
Ethan: "You look like hell."
Reid: "I'm fine."
Ethan: "Reid, I'm a jazz musician in New Orleans. I know what it looks like when someone's not well. This may be the only time I can tell you something you don't already know. It may help you forget, but it won't make it go away. And if I can tell... You're surrounded by some of the best minds in the world. If you think they don't notice... He shakes his hand, imitating tremors. Well, for a genius, that's just dumb." (Criminal Minds: Season 2, Episode 18: Jones)

Prentiss: "Ladies, this is Brad, a real FBI agent."
Garcia
: "Really?"
Prentiss: "Really."
JJ
: "No way."
Prentiss
: (nods) "Mm-hmm."
Garcia
: "That's exciting. What's it like at Quan-ti-co?" (Criminal Minds: Season 2, Episode 21: Open Season)

Hotch: “The modern furniture, the strategically placed magazines, the framed diplomas, the art on the wall are all in conflict with your family photos. You have three children, but you favour the middle one - your son." Erin: (interrupts) “What do you think you're doing?
Hotch: (continues) “Of course you love all your children, but not like your son...”
Erin: "That's enough!"
Hotch: "The bonsai you obsessively nurture is to compensation for feelings of failure as a mother."
Erin: "Agent Hotchner! I said that is enough. My position is not in question here. As your superior, I am questioning your ability to lead your team."
Hotch: "My team? Let me tell you about my team. Agent Morgan fought to protect his identity from the very people who could save him. Why? Because trust has to be earned, and there are very few people he truly trusts. Reid’s intellect is a shield which protects him from his emotions and, at the moment, his shield is under repair. Prentiss overcompensates because she doesn’t yet feel she’s a part of the team. She needn’t worry. Every day, Agent Jareau fields dozens of requests for our team and every night she goes home hoping she’s made the right choices. Garcia fills her office with figurines and color to remind herself to smile as the horror fills her screens and Agent Gideon in many ways is damned by his profound knowledge of others, which is why he shares so little of himself yet he pours his heart into every case we handle. I stand by my actions and I stand by my team, and if you think that you can find a better person for the job, good luck."
Erin: "Agent Hotchner..."
Hotch: "How do I know you favor your son? I'm good at my job!" (Criminal Minds: Season 2, Episode 23: No Way Out (You show her Hotch! Love this bit!) )

Morgan: "How long can you hold that lawyer off?"
Hotch: "You kidding? I was a prosecutor, I can hold him off for days" (Criminal Minds: Season 3, Episode 1: Doubt)

After Reid and Morgan get out of an elevator that is temporarily stuck:
Hotch: "Was that the alarm? Are you guys okay?"
Reid (still shaking):
" . . . I'll get back to you on that." (Criminal Minds: Season 3, Episode 3: Scared to Death)

Morgan (to Garcia)"Every morning you say 'I'll show you a good morning.' Spit it out."
Garcia: "I hate Profilers." (Criminal Minds: Season 3, Episode 8: Lucky)

Prentiss (to Morgan) "When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn't want him to fix her. She wants him to shut up and listen." (Criminal Minds: Season 3, Episode 8: Lucky (To any guys out there reading this, Prentiss has a point. Most of the time, this is true.) )

Morgan: "Reid, you're not seriously floating around the idea of an 'evil twin' are you?"
Reid: "No, I'm not - I'm floating the idea of an 'eviler' twin. Traditionally the concept is of a 'good twin' and an 'evil twin.' But in this case, it's 'evil twin, eviler twin.'"
(everybody stares at Reid)
Reid: (looks away): "..." (Criminal Minds: Season 4, Episode 2: Angel Maker)

Reid: (about deciphering the binary code used to hide messages in the letters) Normally you'd use a computer to run through all these combinations, but it was quicker to do it longhand.
Prentiss: (pokes Reid's cheek) He's so...life-like. (Criminal Minds: Season 4, Episode 2: Angel Maker)

Hotch (to the attorney general): "I'm Aaron Hotchner, Unit Chief. I'm the guy who's going to tell the attorney general of the United States whether to charge you with obstructing a federal investigation or negligent homicide. Get off my crime scene." (Criminal Minds: Season 4, Episode 3: Minimal Loss)

Prentiss (with a hangover): "Morgan, can you--? Please, can you--? My head."
Morgan (playing slots): "My bad, sorry."
JJ (reaching for slots): "Oh, this thing still has credit on it."
Prentiss: "JJ, I swear to God--"
JJ: "What?"
(Rossi points to Prentiss and makes "drunk" gestures.) (Criminal Minds: Season 4, Episode 7: Memoriam)

Detective (about Reid): "Where did you find this kid?"
Rossi:
"He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI." (Criminal Minds: Season 4, Episode 12: Soul Mates)

Favorite Quotes From Supernatural:

Dean: Bitch

Sam: Jerk.


Let's start with some humor in my long list of Copy/Pasted stuff! The following stuff is very amusing to me...

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

"You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."

"What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over. " (that's one amusing insult!)

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

"Set sail in a general that way direction."

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

“Shut it, voices, or I’ll poke you with a spork

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with sporks

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Personaly I think this is really sweet. :)


This is really cute Please read cause I think I almost choked up when I read this...

The person who did this was Jack Benny...

You have to read this it is absolutely beautiful...

Each year he sent her roses,

And the note would always say,

I love you even more this year,

Than last year on this day.

My love for you will always grow,

With every passing year.'

She knew this was the last time

That the roses would appear.

She thought, he ordered roses

In advance before this day.

Her loving husband did not know,

That he would pass away.

He always
liked to do things early,

Way before the time.

Then, if he got too busy,

Everything would work out fine...

She trimmed the stems and

Placed them in a very special vase.

Then, sat the vase beside

The portrait of his smiling face.

She would sit for hours,

In her husband's favorite chair.

While staring at his picture,

And the roses sitting there.

A year went by, and it was

To live without her mate..

With loneliness and solitude,

That had become her fate.

Then, the very hour,

The doorbell rang, and there

Were roses sitting by her door.

She brought the roses in,

And then just looked at them in shock.

Then, went to get the telephone,

To call the florist shop.

The owner answered, and she asked him,

If he would explain, Why would someone would

do this to her, causing her such pain?

'I know your husband passed away,

More than a year ago,'

The owner said,

'I knew you'd call, and you would want to know.'

The flowers you received today,

Were paid for in advance.

Your husband always planned ahead,

He left nothing to chance.

There is a standing order,

That I have on file down here,

And he has paid, well in advance,

You'll get them every year

There also is another thing,

That I think you should know,

He wrote a special little card...he did this years ago.

Then, should ever I find out that he's no longer here,

that's the card that should be sent to you the following year.'

She thanked him and hung up the phone, her tears now flowing hard.

Her fingers shaking,

As she slowly reached to get the card.

Inside the card, she saw that he

Had written her a
note...

Then, as she stared in total silence,

This is what he wrote..

'Hello my love, I know it's been a year

Since I've been gone.

I hope it hasn't been too hard for you to

Overcome.

I know it must be lonely,

And the pain is very real.

Or if
it was the other way,

I know how I would feel.

The love we shared made everything

So beautiful in life.

I loved you more than words can say,

You were the perfect wife.

You were my friend and lover,

You fulfilled my every need.

I know it's only been a year,

But please try not to grieve.

I want you to be happy,

Even when you shed your tears.

That is why the roses will be sent to you for years

When you get these roses,

Think of all the happiness that we had together,

And how both of us were blessed.

I have always loved you and

I know I always will.

But, my love, you must go on,

You have some living still.

Please...try to find happiness,

While living out your days.

I know it is not easy,

But I hope you find some ways.

The roses will come every year,

And they will only stop,

When your door's not answered,

When the florist stops to knock.

He will come five times that day,

In case! You have gone out.

But after his last visit,

He will know without a doubt!

To take the roses to the place,

Where I've instructed him

And place the roses where we are,

Together once again.

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;

Someone who changes your life

Just by being part of it.

Someone who
makes you laugh

Until you can't stop;

Someone who makes you believe

That there really is good in the world.

Someone who convinces you

That there really is an unlocked door

Just
waiting for you to open it.

This is Forever Friendship

Sad:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Ah, so touching...


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.


List You Favorite 12 Twilight Characters

1-Jasper

2-Alice

3-Esme

4-Carlisle

5-Angela

6-Bella

7-Edward

8-Emmett

9-Rosalie

10-Nessie

11-Seth

12-Emily

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Bella and Seth...No. But I'm sure they're out there.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hm, Carlisle. That would be a yes.

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

That would be a very twisted thing. Though, at least it's Esme and Carlisle and not Edward and Carlisle...(shudders) scary.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep. There are plenty out there about Rosalie.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Hmm. Alice and Seth? Nope. Not really. Plus, Jasper would kill Seth. Most likely...

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Okay, definitly not five/ten. Angela and Emmett...can't see it. Plus, you know Rosalie.

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Esme and Nessie: Nessie is bored and everyone is out hunting. All except for her lovable grandma. Will Esme be able to entertain a hyper four year old, or will she end up in a ball rocking in a corner?!

8) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Let's see, Edward and Emily...How about... I care ?!

9) Does anyone on your friends list that reads the series think Three is hot?

Esme...I don't really have any guy friends. And not many of my other friends read Twilight...

10) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

I really don't know. If we're talkin' anger here, then probably something like this: MY HOUSE!! EMMETT!! Yep. That's Esme.

11) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Emmett: I really don't know. No, that's not a song. I seriously don't know. I've got good ones for Jasper though...hm...

12) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jasper/Bella/Emily. Gosh. That's tough. Ummm... My warning would be you might loose your sanity if you read this. Is very humurous.

13) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

Jasper to Alice. Okay, that works. Here it is: When I saw you, I felt hope for the first time in a century. (Yeah, cliche maybe. But the best I could think of.)

14) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Angela fic...uh. Months ago. Can't remember the name.


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if it meant he would die. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Such a bittersweet ending. It's heart breaking. So sad and sweet.

19 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

17. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

18. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

19. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

Okay, who actually wants to try this?

Things to do on an Elevator

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

MEOW occasionally.

STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

SAY -DING at each floor.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

SWAT at flies that don't exist.

CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

I love these 'things to do in..' lists. So funny.

ACTUAL Labels on Products!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question .She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you

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Under the Weather by Phish Tacko reviews
Edward is sick. Bella wants to help. Has been revised. Rated for some cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Storm by madwriter223 reviews
During their latest mystery, the gang get to stay in an old castle. And there's even a thunderstorm that night. Shaggy has problems with that, and Freddy knows it. FLUFF, tiny Slash (blink and you'll miss it)
Scooby Doo - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Fred, Shaggy - Complete
Explorin' the Mind by Emily E reviews
One bored Saturday morning, the emotions all decide to sit down and watch "Dora the Explorer". Both hilarity and chaos ensue.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Riley's Emotions - Complete
Going Dark by Sciencefictionsquirrel reviews
As the end of Riley's life draws near, the Emotions handle their final tasks and reflect on the life they helped Riley live. (One-shot, Character Death, of course.)
Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Riley, Riley's Emotions - Complete
An Emotional First Date by Angelic Guardian reviews
15-year-old Riley Anderson is about to go on her first date, and as expected, her emotions are running rampant. Oneshot.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Joy, Fear, Riley, Riley's Emotions - Complete
Can't Say No by Yuuseki no Yume reviews
Germany, Prussia, and Austria have a drinking contest. Winner gets to do whatever he wants with the losers. AusPru ItaGer *in that order* Smut, lemon, yaoi, etc. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Rock Farmer's Daughters by CrazyNutBob reviews
AU; Pinkie Pie misses the Rainboom - as a result, she never becomes a party pony. Likewise, she never threw that party that inspired Cheese Sandwich to become a party pony. Even so, they meet when Cheese ends up stumbling into the nearby town, and begins working on the rock farm with Pinkamena and her sisters.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 136,216 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Pinkie Pie, Cheese Sandwich - Complete
A Major's Captain by PoorlyKnitted reviews
ONE-SHOT of the deliciously depraved things Jasper and Peter get up to while in Maria's army. Companion piece to "The Major's Kitten" but can be read alone. Jasper/Peter slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Jasper, Peter] - Complete
Wings of Love by LediShae reviews
AU Harpies had long been rivals of the gryphons yet, being in the wrong place at just the right time brings three would be enemies together against a common foe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,474 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
World Conference: An American Perspective by Streamingwords reviews
A series of vignettes featuring America's experiences at the World Conference through the years. Warning: Contains some bits of romance between America and other nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,890 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain
1912 by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Captured by rexlover180 reviews
Alfred F. Jones, a captain in the US Navy, has just captured the most feared pirate in the 7 seas, Arthur Kirkland. But the pirate seems to think that it's the other way around. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Doistu! by xAbnormalxAlfredx reviews
Italy walks in on Germany showering. Some interesting things follow. Also, Japan totally walks in on them. Awkward. But they continue ! GermanyxItaly AKA GerIta. (Lemon! Yaoi! Seme!Italy and Uke!Germany. Because, let's be serious, there is no way an Italian is being on the bottom.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Germany, N. Italy, Japan
Bet You've Never Done It Like This by CatsPrivateBedroom reviews
JxP romance with a bit of adventure! Rated M for implied themes and content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Jazz, Prowl] - Complete
The Rainy Day by Yumi-wheeler reviews
It's a rainy day and all Ted can think about is his lover. Slashy goodness, DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS. Please R R :
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Toxicity by Sandylee007 reviews
House, despite convincing himself otherwise, is worried when something seems to be off with Wilson. He also discovers a suspicious injury. Is there something sinister going on? WRITTEN WITH SLASH IN MIND, MENTIONS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE NOW A CHAPTER FIC
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - G. House, J. Wilson
Deck The Halls by Speedstreek360 reviews
Gift fics for my friends here on FF, who have helped me and been wonderful to me, so I decided to do these drabbles for them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
Prowl's Tips for Driving in the Snow by jaxink reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker find it's not so easy driving in a snowstorm. -oneshot, written for tf-speedwriting's Advent Calendar on LJ-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
American Sex Bracelets by The-4th-Deathly-Hallow reviews
Summary- The other nations have noticed America has started wearing these weird, colored bracelets. What do they mean? The nations are determined to find out. I don't know if they have sex bracelets anywhere other than America...but read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - America - Complete
Unlikely Pair by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Russia had always wanted to be Italy's friend. One night Italy comes to his room to sleep together and after that...things keep happening! North Italy/Russia. UKE!RUSSIA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [N. Italy, Russia] - Complete
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
In Bed With A Rope by AhmoseInarus reviews
Written for the Strangeness of September Challenge on CCOAC - The team goes out for Chinese, and has fun with Fortune Cookies! Rated M for sexual humor, just to be safe!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2013 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Familiarity by Bag Of Badgers reviews
It's been too long since they've last done this. ItaGer, light bondage, not for kids.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
in which Canada spices it up by Sushi-taro reviews
Canada is sexually frustrated. It's been six months since he and Prussia had done it. Needing advice on how to make a move, he goes to France for help. Little did Prussia expect on Sunday morning that there'd be more than pancakes waiting for him. PruCan, one-shot, yaoi, seme!Canada. No likey no ready. Request from SparklyPuffin. Not my cover art.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Run by Moonofwinds reviews
Every frame-type has a reproductive cycle, Polyhexian's have a rut. Prowl is the subject of Jazz's. Run Prowl. Run. Obvious slash is obvious. (P-W-V-L-P)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Realizing What's in Front of You by DreamWings231 reviews
Jack's friend visits him in Vegas and makes him acknowledge the fact that pinning over someone can hurt unless you do something about it.
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Daniel A., Jack W. - Complete
Love At Long Last by AnonymousGenius1496 reviews
Jack had always been alone. His mother died when he was young, his father neglectful after her death. He was thrown into the foster system by social services, only to escape by age 11. He used his skills as a sleight-of-hand magician to survive on the streets. But then he joined the Four Horsemen. Now he has the family he had always wanted, but will he find more in J. Daniel Atlas?
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Daniel A., Merritt M., Henley R., Jack W. - Complete
Summer Lovin' by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
When Kurt returns home from NYADA for summer vacation he meets Harry. His dad's sexy, British and utterly charming new employee and things get a little crazy from there. A light hearted summer romance story. Harry Potter/Kurt Hummel pairing. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,551 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Middle by sullarco reviews
danny finds good use of the duplication technique. prompt for the dpkink on LJ / danny x vlad (x danny)
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
From One Age to Another by Determamfidd reviews
Upon their return to Eryn Lasgalen and Erebor respectively, Legolas and Gimli have a new adornment. Their fathers would like an explanation. (They're not going to like it.) L/G, mostly bookverse, some movie elements.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Gimli, Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Killing Time by Allegra reviews
Still labelled a traitor by his brothers, Dastan falls into the deadly hands of Nizam whilst on a mission to clear his name. Are there fates worse than death?
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,871 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Dastan - Complete
Spoils of War by The Villain's Vindication reviews
The largest of the soldiers flashed him a huge grin as he callously flung the body into John's tent. "Looky 'ere wha' we found ya, Doc," the others snickered, "ripe for the pickin' if ya know wha' I'm sayin'." Omega Verse, Omega Sherlock, Alpha John, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Teddys Screts by Seylin reviews
Luka waits up to see Santa… he sees him but also sees something he didn't expect. Slash. Mpreg.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Seth, Jasper - Complete
Delusional by lumaluma reviews
Yet another stressful G8 summit for our favourite countries. Once the meetings are over, France tries to avoid England, not wanting to start a fight for once. But will he be successful...? Bah, of course not! Very heavy UkFr/FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Close Your Eyes, Make a Wish by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Magic!AU. When Finland finds himself lost and at death's door in a violent blizzard, he happens to stumble, quite literally, over something that could change his life forever: a genie's lamp. Eventual SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,367 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
15 Things About Arthur by Yao Wang by cherylwoo reviews
15 fun facts about Arthur, written by Yao. Rated for sexual implications. England/China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2013 - China, England/Britain - Complete
Why Does He Care? by finnysea reviews
Cat!Romano can't seem to understand why Cat!Spain likes him so much, nor why Antonio stays by Lovino. Hopefully, he'll be able to figure that out. Nekotalia and some good ol' Spamano. I do not own Hetalia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,348 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Game Night for the Lonely Hearts Club by Shatterdoll reviews
Russia visits the empty houses of other nations when he's feeling particularly lonely. On one particular visit to one of America's homes the occupant unexpectedly shows up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/7/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
I Want You, Even When I'm Tired by Alexia Featherchild reviews
Isaka Ryuuichirou wants to do something with his loving partner of ten long years, however Asahina Kaoru doesn't want the man to be too tired for work in the morning. Can Ryuuichirou talk Kaoru into doing what he wants or not?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [K. Asahina, R. Isaka] - Complete
Turn Me On by Speedstreek360 reviews
Jazz is in his heat-cycle and who else can help him out better than his favorite Cyber-ninja? Set in TFA!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Big Momma by Scribbler reviews
Big Macintosh plays reluctant 'mother' for a distraught filly after an incident with two bullies who think it's funny to make fun of ponies who can't keep hold of their parents.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Big Macintosh, Scootaloo - Complete
Once Upon a Midwinter's Night by Zeplerfer reviews
Armed with a Shakespeare play and a love potion, Sealand has crafted his best plan yet to use blackmail to win recognition as his own country. Too bad the love potion doesn't seem to work on America and England. Christmas setting. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [America, England/Britain] Sealand, Canada - Complete
Your Body by DazzlexMe reviews
Sebastian hates that time of month, but the day before it is pure heaven. A fill for a prompt for the Seblaine Christmas project. Blaine and Sebastian met at Dalton, no Kurt. Season 2. Takes place when they're around 25. BP!Sebastian. Don't like? Don't read.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sebastian S., Blaine A. - Complete
What really ended the Cold War by DementedJoker-chan reviews
This is a sister story to 'The Prussian-Russian Alliance' Gilbert is tired of this stupid Cold War getting in the way of him and West. Wait Ivan actually likes Alfred? He can work with this...Time to visit a certain North American country a visit RUSAME, slight Germancest. THIS IS YAOI, DON'T LIKE DON't READ. Flames will be ignored, reviews, loved
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Scarred by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
time passes and wounds slowly heal. but sometimes they form scars. eight years later Ludwig and Feliciano are only just starting to learn that one can't escape the past no matter how much one wants to. sequel to 'tainted', mentions of rape, substance abuse, violence etc
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,814 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
As The Family Gathers by Jedipati reviews
The family gathers at Bobby's for Thanksgiving. Considering who the family is, it's bound to be interesting. And then there's the gatecrashers, looking to find out if angels are really walking the earth. Another "Heaven, Hell, and a Mechanic" story
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
The Prince Bride by woodbyne reviews
Matthew, heir apparent to the kingdom of Gaul, is of marrying age, and sets out with his best man to find himself a bride. Around this time, the Crown Prince of Albion, Alfred, has another bout of Rebellious Prince Syndrome and convinces his sister to disguise him so that he can escape his father's edicts for a few days. It's an excellent disguise, but it may have worked too well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,716 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
The Prussian-Russian Alliance by DementedJoker-chan reviews
Gilbert is in love with his dear brother. But he can't over power his brother anymore. Well not alone that is. Russia did owe him a favor maybe a quick call to him wouldn't hurt... THIS IS YAOI! Germancest, PruGer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Big Brother Protection by Coltavania reviews
America catches Cuba hitting Canada, so he enacts a little Big Brother Protection on the second largest nation in the world, what could go wrong? Human names are mentioned and this is non romantic, just brotherly love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/19/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Nymphetamine Addiction by DestineyTot reviews
All Ivan wanted was one taste, one little drop of that sweet blood on his tongue. What he got instead was a smiling, beautiful blonde and an unexpected relationship out of the whole mess. RusAme. Vampire!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 126,772 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Truth by SparxFlame reviews
Sam asks a question, and doesn't get an answer so much as more questions - which, considering he asked Gabriel is not entirely surprising. In which there are discussions of religion, physics and sex between a hunter and an archangel, and everyone somehow manages to get the wrong end of the stick. Pre-Sabriel fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
A Mask Of Ugliness by rexlover180 reviews
Arthur has been locked up his whole life, unable to really see anyone. Until a gypsy named Alfred comes in and changes his whole world. Everything he thinks he knows is just proven wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
APH PruCan Dirty Dancer by DarkmoonSigel reviews
FOR THE LOVE OF PASTA...first published on DA PruCan AU Stripper Prussia/Gilbert x Businessman Canada/Matthew Rated M cause you can't write smut without it. Yaoi warning. Yaoi equal gay, boy on boy, all hot dog and no hamburgers. Don't like, don't read, don't flame.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Push England Push! by Dork Overload reviews
It is the 1600's and England wants to settle the new land. He just didn't realize what that entails... mpreg. Really silly mpreg. Rated T for language. Because I like to cover my bases.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Handle Me by flipmeforward reviews
Blaine breaks up with Kurt because Kurt has a pussy. Kurt is ashamed over his anatomy, and finally settles for never finding someone who'll love him completely. Cue Sebastian. Written for a prompt on the GKM. Not Blaine-friendly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,360 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Family by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Jazz and his sparkling, Bluestreak, have a lot more in common than he first thought. Pairing: Jazz and Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Bluestreak, Jazz - Complete
Nesting by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Jazz really should have known better than to apply Hound's knowledge of how birds attracted a mate to courting Praxian. Warning: implied Prowl & Jazz slash, crack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Boyz On Bath Day by Aiwendiel reviews
"Mine's bigger than yours"...what a tween obsesses about... oh let's be honest. What most ALL males obsess about. A little story about what could have happened when The Fellowship stopped for a brief bath on the way from Rivendell to Moria.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Peregrin T., Gandalf
Meet The States by pupeez4eva reviews
America decides that, after years of keeping them a secret, its time that the Nation's meet his States.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,705 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - America - Complete
Steps of Love by addie-cake reviews
Domestic!USUK and a bit of Winston!Verse. Human names used. When the youngest member of the Jones family is sick, all the stops must be pulled to ensure that Amelia will soon be happy and healthy again, even if it means that her poor daddy has to climb multiple rounds of steps to ensure this happiness. Lots of family fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Shorts by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Matthew's sexy shorts are driving Alfred insane. What else is a hero to do when he can think of nothing but pounding his gorgeous brother right there on the living room floor? AmeCan, incest, heavy smut, and severe M rating. Written for the awesome Wiwiun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/3/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Tainted by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
Ten years ago Feliciano made a promise not to tell, but now he's finding that promise hard to keep. AU and sexual abuse of a minor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,397 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Kitty Playpen by addie-cake reviews
Nekotalia, Winston!Verse. The Kitty Playpen is the place that Countries put their Cats in when they have a World Meeting. Winston both loves and dreads the Kitty Playpen, for obvious reasons. The most obvious reason, of course, is Spain's County Cat, Coco. Let the rivalry of the ages begin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Replay by Jacquzy reviews
The sequel to "Playtime." Feliciano wants it to happen again; wants the burn of leather, the slice of the whip, the more, master, please, to be become a part of their everyday lives.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,920 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Neko Madness by Himuro Miharu reviews
When Antonio takes Spain to the vet Romano gets angry and takes that anger out on the furniture, much to the displeasure of Germany. Nekotalia fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
USUK Nekotalia fun by ArthurJones93 reviews
Alfred and Arthur's cats do their own thing while they're away. I'm terrible at summaries '
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gunshot by 2012tenshi reviews
He could've sworn he heard something when he woke up that morning. And then, there was a scream. -Happy birthday, Switzerland.- Mostly CU, modern day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Switzerland, N. Italy - Complete
Glitz, Glamour, Glory by addie-cake reviews
Domestic!USUK and a little bit o' Winston!Verse. The only daughter of the United States of America and England is a promising girl. She plans to be an ambassador, an environmentalist, a political correspondent. She also happens to be a Pageant Princess, and her fathers couldn't be more proud. Human Names Used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Good Vibrations by Emm12 reviews
Darren made a deal with Chris and tonight the younger man is cashing in! It doesn't matter that they are in public and on camera. A deal is a deal.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Never Again by Reda reviews
In which Prussia insists he won't ever get drunk before the other two members of the Bad Touch Trio. And then France discovers that the Prussian hasn't touched wine, at all, ever. Is it possible? Could Prussia's weak point be the wine he hates so much? And what do you do with a drunk Prussia anyway? Bad Touch Trio - France/Prussia/Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Those Pesky Butterflies by aLoggedInReader reviews
The flap of the wings of a butterfly can cause a tornado in another part of the world. Gabriel's wings are a lot bigger and the weather isn't the only thing he can influence! rated M for language, innuendo and probably subject matters at a later point
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,460 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Mondays Suck by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
When Autocorrect takes over, a nervous Jasper finds himself at the mercy of a playful Edward as they figure out just how flexible he can be. Drabble War DYAC Challenge. Prompts #5 and #26. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Memories by Lovely'LucyxX reviews
Jazz smiled shyly, it sent Prowl's spark fluttering in an unusual way, in a way they he couldn't comprehend. Mature, One-shot!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
World 1,1 by lynne-monstr reviews
After an exhausting night in bed with America, Prussia still has one thing on his mind. What's the appropriate waiting time until he can play Super Mario Brothers? Prussia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - [Prussia, America] - Complete
Cat Toys and Siestas by Dark Chaos X reviews
All Lovino wanted to do was take a siesta, not play with some stupid cat. AU, Nekotalia drabble, minor Spamano. Rated T for Lovino's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Cold Fingertips by avalonroses reviews
Francis owes Alfred, and he's found the perfect human to satisfy him. Vampire!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/21/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Playing the Role by HarleyD reviews
Oh… boy. Sorry. Harry is a dominant Veela…. Draco is a submissive Veela really…. However, Malfoys are not submissive Veelas so Draco's father has a plan to hide it… the question is can Draco manage it? Warnings: Boy on boy sexing, some mild violence, uh… the whole dominant/submissive veela plot… yea… that...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Titanic: The Hetalia version by Oilux reviews
What if the movie Titanic, starred Hetalia characters? Read and find out! Main pairing: USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Italian Nature by QuietToxic reviews
Germany and Italy go to a bar. Naturally, it all goes downhill from there. Although that depends on how you look at 'downhill'. Italy shows his more devious side to Germany. I shall warn thee: There is smut. And A Lot Of Fluff. GerIta. Well, ItaGer, to be exact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Self Control by LadyTrampleton reviews
Austria doesn't think it's a problem, but France does... and he's more than ready to help! One-shot PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - France, Austria - Complete
Trio of the US of A by icdeadppl reviews
America's kept a secret from the countries: He has kids! The fifty states have been hidden from nearly everyone for years but now three of the youngest end up sneaking after their Dad to see the countries. Will America's careful secret be uncovered? With the Western Trio of the US of A, you never know!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,327 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - America - Complete
The Birdcage by The Black Flamingo101 reviews
Misaki and Shinobu have the wildest and weirdest Saturday night of their lives when they mistakenly end up at a drag club and get involved with a angsty transvestite and a conniving mob boss. It's gonna be a long and strange night. All couples appear. COMPLETE!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Misaki T., Shinobu T. - Complete
Sunshine in LA by Ashii Black reviews
Brian decides to visit Justin in LA. AU as of 5x01.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Cat's Got Your Tail by MOVEDMira-chan1717 reviews
Americat attacks a new thing he's discovered! …Too bad it's Iggy-cat's tail. Time for a bit of revenge. /USUK/ - Just a little Nekotalia drabble I put together. R&R! 8D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beacon of Hope by DarknessRising10 reviews
After the twins were separated whilst protecting Bumblebee & the Allspark from Megatron, Sideswipe found the Autobots on Earth, including his & Sunstreaker's lover Ratchet. Despite staying, he never gave up on finding his twin & at the end of each Earth day, he sends a homing beacon into space, calling for his other half. Finally that call is answered. SideswipexRatchetxSunstreaker
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Bambino Blues by RomaniaBites reviews
Uncle Portugal must babysit Spain and Romano's adoptive son! How hard could that possibly be? Feat. Spamano. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Portugal, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Ratchet's bad day by Obsidianhighlights reviews
After being forced out of the base, Ratchet goes on patrol. It starts out pretty normal, until he ends up falling into recharge. And waking up to a bunch of teens inside of him. Not good. Oneshot for ratchetsfangirl. FIRST EVER ONESHOT! Rated T for use of bad language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
My little nations: Politics is magic by Pepsi-Rabbit reviews
The nations have been transported into Equestria! Is this one of England's spells backfired, or does Celestia have a bigger plan for them? *GerIta, UsUk, PruCan, ItaPie, muti Nations X Ponies, T for cursing* COVER DRAWN BY ME !
Crossover - My Little Pony & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,187 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Pinkie Pie, N. Italy - Complete
For Your Ears Only by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Nekotalia!AU. Fincat's embarrassment over accidentally letting Swecat see him acting like a kitten prompts Swecat to reveal his own vulnerability to him in hopes of making progress in their relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Yes, Opposites Attract by Incognito Llama reviews
Sunstreaker was done. Completely and utterly done. And it was entirely that fragging oblivious Ratchets fault. Yet, opposites do attract... Cute oneshot based on a photo from DeviantART
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Italian Mafia Connection by konekou reviews
Romano has some things to do with the mafia tonight. And Feliciano decided he wants to come along with him! All hell brakes loose when Romano pisses off some people. Please read more! :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Megatron's Christmas Carol by RatchetXHide reviews
Megatron hates Christmas, but when the ghost of his old partner, Shockwave, sends three ghosts to talk to him, will he change? Based off the story "A Christmas Carol".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Kidnapped by rexlover180 reviews
Alfred is the only survivor of a ship that was attacked by pirates. When he gets taken aboard the ship, he finds himself completely entranced by someone he had only dreamed of. Based off Little Mermaid, USUK, one-sided RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Dare You by Bad.Touch.Trio.Love reviews
What happens when you get three bored men on a saturday morning? Nothing good, especially when these men are the BTT, Bad Touch Trio. What comes out of this? Truth or dare. And How did Germany get sucked into this? Never play truth or dare with the BTT. Shit happens. Rated M for FrancexPrussiaxSpain Threesome. Yummy yaoi. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
Crazy Runs In the Family by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
During a meeting, Russia's little sister decides to pay him a visit. Suddenly everyone understands just why he's so messed up. Rated T for slight language and Belarus' insanity. Slight RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2012 - America, Russia, Belarus - Complete
Turning Point by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Soundwave cannot excuse Megatron's actions. He has doubts about himself now, and tries to figure out what comes next. Every mech has a turning point: this is his. PLEASE READ WARNINGS INSIDE! Sticky slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,419 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Innocent by Domomomo reviews
Romano thinks Veneziano is too stupid and innocent to know about sex. Veneziano thinks Romano is too Catholic and shy to ever have it. So, in order to protect each other's 'virginal' ears, they're just going to have to be a bit quiet... Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/11/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Similarities by Himuro Miharu reviews
Feliciano can't help but notice similarities between his relationship with Ludwig, and Gino's relationship with Wilhelm while watching the two interact during a calm lazy afternoon. Nekotalia centric fic drabblyish thingy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Don't Mess With My Little Brother! by Amaya Kira reviews
Canada is always forgotten, but America will always protect him. No yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/7/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Easing Tension by JenKristo reviews
Knockout/Soundwave: TF:Prime. Soundwave breaks his mask, and he's being treated by a medic who's a sucker for a pretty face. Now with a sequel. This has slowly gone from a little love story to an epic romance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,190 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
The Curl Affair by QuietToxic reviews
In which Prussia is asked to help out when the Italies get their hair curls tangled up once again, and Romano takes it a bit too personally. Obvious PruMano PWP is obvious. You've been warned
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Who let the Wolf Out by akiddep reviews
Monroe needs some help relieving stress and Nick is happy to help him out. Slash!
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Monroe, Nick B. - Complete
99 Red BalloonsIt's My Life by Shini-666 reviews
Inspired by songs, but no one singing in this. Two shot featuring Ratchet captured and the twins seeking revenge for his treatment. Just one look into the minds of our favorite characters! Contains non-con and sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Conejito by Comatose Overdose reviews
One night after Spain falls asleep next to Lovino, their son wakes him up and asks his Papa to sing his favorite lullaby. Warnings: Mentions of Mpreg and past Mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Protection by Gryphon31 reviews
How does Fred respond when Bree does not meet him as he expected? Fred/Bree
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Fred, Bree - Complete
That Was Legendary by Anne Hunter reviews
Barney, it seems, has never tried bondage before and now he wants to try. Ted is willing to give his friend a hand. Ted/Barney – Mild bondage
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Let's Have A Baby! by transemacabre reviews
Russia and America are finally together, and Russia decides only one thing will make their lives complete: another baby. America is a little unsure of this. Humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
An Eye For An Eye by igottagetbacktohogwarts reviews
He knows that he is the only one who's going to bother to step up and take Sebastian down a peg. He doesn't mind that he's doing it alone, he's used to dealing with problems by himself. If Sebastian hit Kurt with the slushie would Blaine be so forgiving?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Broken Record by Sideslip reviews
Prowl and Jazz find out how scary Ratchet can be when he is really upset.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
New Tactics by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Weapons are temporarily not allowed. What must change? How is it the same? Warning: Hints of Prowl and Jazz slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Assassin Lovino X Priest Spain Spamano by Manic Misha reviews
One shot yaoi with Assassin Lovino and Priest Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sacred Darling by transemacabre reviews
One interpretation of Alaska's birth. Not canon to 'dub the frequencies of love'. MPREG, Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
No Stranger to a Joystick by Spasgo reviews
Human Geek AU./ At twenty six, Ivan would have considered a night spent in his favorite chat-room, maybe with a little cyber sex, as a good Saturday night. That is, until he met Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,011 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
The Vargas Family Mafia by orangepumpkins reviews
Lovino doesn't approve of Feli's new friend,/especially/ when he could be a hired assassin to kill the core Vargas family mafia members! It'd be best if Feli just takes care of the potato eating bastard! Mafia AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Welcome to the World by Comatose Overdose reviews
The Bad Touch Trio greet their children and say goodbye to Francis. Warnings: Mpreg, birth scene, multiple partners, shounen ai, Character death. M to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2012 - France, Spain - Complete
Revenge Looks Good On You by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
After getting a call from America's house, England rushes over to help, only to find something he never could have prepared himself for. How will he deal with it? Will he lose himself in the process? M for reference to rape, disturbing images and angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - England/Britain, America, Russia - Complete
A Most Important Job Worthy of James Bond by addie-cake reviews
A day in the life of Winston Bancroft Kirkland is an exciting one. But someone has to keep Master and Second Master from making kittens all day via Skype. And it might as well be him. Neko!UsUk and Established!Country!UsUk Update: I'm starting the Winston!Verse. This is the first installment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unplanned Wedding Day Shenanigans by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut with hilarious cameos from Finn and Cooper. Set in the future, on the morning of Kurt and Blaine's wedding day. Not everything goes quite as planned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Deprivation by TenshiXXX reviews
It's Spain's birthday. He's one year older today although he doesn't actually know how old he is . So why, then, is he stuck in a boring conference when he could be having kinky sex with Romano?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Silent Sanctuary by Deklava reviews
Whenever life becomes too much for Sherlock, there's one place where he can find sanctuary. The Diogenes Club. Rated M for Holmescest and D/s elements.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Bumping Uglies by AquilusNyx reviews
Anonymity 'verse one-shot. So Puck has some questions, which gives Harry some questions, which lead to Kurt having some concerns. Set pre-Notoriety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Aftermath by warblingaway reviews
'And then somehow, by some miracle, Blaine was rushing in front of Kurt, placing a firm hand on his boyfriend's chest and pushing him back and out of the slushy's path.' The aftermath of Sebastian's slushy. Spoilers for the MJ episode. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
In the Body by Ivory Novelist reviews
Sherlock has a tantric masturbation session while John's out of the house. Asexual!Sherlock. Sherlock & John friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Like Owner, Like Cat by Dark Chaos X reviews
England often wondered how one's pet could act so much like its owner. Dogs, he could understand. But, he thought, cats were a different story altogether. / Nekotalia drabble, minor US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
F Off Lucifer by Anne Hunter reviews
Request - Lucifer has fallen for Sam and wants to tell Michael he doesn't want to fight anymore... Michael, however seems preoccupied with sexier things. Implied Lucifer/Sam but sexy Michael/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Michael, Dean W. - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Never Piss off a Tactician: The curse of by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 complete: Utter crack. Prowl is pissed off that he missed his anniversary with his bondmate. Now, he aims to take revenge on the Decepticons. Megatron, watch out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Lurking Silence reviews
Canada has a plan to seduce Russia... It works well. Canada/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Hey, hey, Mr Policeman! by Lunar Mist reviews
Sideswipe is bored. Prowl appears to be so, too or at least, Sideswipe thinks he looks bored . So Sideswipe entertains them. After all, what's more fun than a race? Song-fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Wishful Thinking by mikuridaigo reviews
With a wish gone wrong Romantica asks for the help of the Winchester Brothers to reverse the magic. Romantica couple and kind of hinted Dean/Castiel, but not really. Castiel/Misaki friendship, kind of too.
Crossover - Supernatural & Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Castiel, Misaki T. - Complete
Random Smut by Stjarnas Alskare reviews
Title says all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Nature's Protest by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Hound's spark is big enough for the both of them. Nature begs to differ. Warning: Hound & Mirage slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Bang by Workaholic Praxian reviews
The Autobot's first encounter with a rainstorm.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hound - Complete
Rumors by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Prowl's been thrown into the gossip mill. Warning: Prowl & Jazz slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Flash of Hope by Workaholic Praxian reviews
There's a reason Wheeljack likes explosions. Warning: Wheeljack & Ratchet slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Ye Shall Receive by ChiaroscuroEffect reviews
Spain's having a little bit of an issue asking for what he wants. Romano is…well, actually very patient. Go figure. Spain/Romano/Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Blurring The Lines by The lunatic who cares reviews
G1/07Movie cross, set pre war in a very AU world. The cost of fighting for the freedom of all is slavery and Hound finds himself alone, bought by a Lord Seeker to serve in his household. Expecting the worse, Hound discovers not all Masters are that bad.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,280 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hound, Thundercracker - Complete
Supernatural Countries by HungerGamesGirl27 reviews
Sam and Dean thought it'd be a normal, everyday hunt. But when they come across a suspicious American on the streets looking for a boy named Peter Kirkland, things will become FAR from normal. Rated T
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sam W., America - Complete
Why Can't We Not Be Sober by Konata101 reviews
England is drunk. And stuck in a closet with America. A closet full of sex toys and stuffed animals. They also come out of the closet. Shameless PWP, public humiliation, kinky stuff. USUK in that order. GASP!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In the Early Morning Light by Hikari Kaitou reviews
In that moment of relaxed inhibitions when they're both half asleep, Romano gives Spain a rare and priceless gift.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Erogenous Zones by CelestiaLily reviews
A collection of 11 character drabbles focusing on their erogenous zones, and other subjects. Rated T for some swears & talk of "sensitive hairs." Little-to-no pairings. Enjoy! :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Germouser and the Tramp by atlantiandragoness reviews
Johann always thought that his cushy house-cat life was perfect, but when a stray tomcat known as Gino wanders into his life, his whole world gets flipped upside-down. Nekotalia!Gerita. Based on 'Lady and the Tramp'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
It's Only Love by Self-Titled Demo reviews
After yet another meeting, Spain and Romano finally have some time alone, but everything seems to want to stop them from actually enjoying that time. The cold, the lights... a certain Russian... Spain can only take so much!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Musings by Memento Mori-Pontifex Mortis reviews
Just another little snippet on how Tino muses on his makeshift family as they await a new member. Mentions of MPREG! Don't like don't come into my story and read it then complain how bad it is. I don't accept flames!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Happy Thanksgiving! by EvanescingSky reviews
The FACE family celebrates a rather interesting Thanksgiving that ends in a real bang, courtesy of Kumajiro. FACE AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Tat for Tat by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
There were some things about Hotch and Reid that Morgan did *not* need to know about. Matching tattoos was one of them. Hotch/Reid slash from Morgan's POV
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Mine by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*RusAme* Alfred is late for a World Meeting. When Belarus walks in and claims his place, chaos breaks loose.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The 50 States and Their Capitals by Rukia Blood-Moon reviews
Crack. Pure Crack. Also a song fanfic. Well, now we know the reaction of the States when they hear the 50 states and their capitals song. OC's. SLOPPY.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2011 - America - Complete
dub the frequencies of love by transemacabre reviews
De-anon from the kink meme. Alaska's other dad isn't there for his eighth birthday - so Alaska reasons that if Russia can't come to him, he'll go to Russia. America reacts as expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Centuries of people being terrified at the sight of his face has proven harmful to Sweden's self-esteem. It's up to Finland to reassure him that he's wonderful the way he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Lights Out by ChiaroscuroEffect reviews
Romano/Spain. PWP. Spain wants to try something. Romano is willing to indulge him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Faster by Stripes93 reviews
Gilbert's bought a motorcycle and decided to take his brother on a ride. While ridding, the albino finds out something new about this brother and it quick to take advantage of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
American Pie by Shotgunsinlace reviews
USUK/DeanCas - America and England's vacation goes awry after they end up stranded in the middle of Nebraska. Now, with the help of two brothers and a fallen angel, they have to face up to unknown forces that defy even England's wild imagination.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Dean W., America - Complete
Initiation by WickedForGood13 reviews
The aftermath of Blaine's first slushie facial.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Anonymity by AquilusNyx reviews
The war is over and Harry needs to escape. Remus decides the Boy-Who-Lived needs a chance to be a normal kid, and whisks him away to a small town in Ohio. Drama ensues. Harry/Kurt, AU after 5th Book and Duets, rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,776 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Be My Anchor, Be My Moor by Ellarose C reviews
US/UK, bondage kink. "You can do it, we can help."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Equal Eleven by JustJasper reviews
Set after 7x04 'Painless'. Reid's been stewing over the prank, and decides to do something to fix the balance. Absolute smut.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Give Me You by sweet-and-simple reviews
Side story to "Take What I Give". What exactly did Gabriel whisper into Dean's ear? And how will it affect Dean and Castiel's relationship? BDSM Castiel/Dean, mention of Gabriel/Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Take What I Give by sweet-and-simple reviews
Sam needed what he needed. He was just scared of asking for it. Thank God for Gabe. BDSM Gabriel/Sam, Past Lucifer/Sam, Castiel/Dean, Crowley/Bobby
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Go the Distance by theonewhoneversleeps reviews
Oneshot, Malec. Just some fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Hetalia Pairings by AmericanFangirl200 reviews
This will contain excessive amount of yaoi. As in, boy/boy. It will also contain USUK, Giripan, Spamano, GerIta, PruCan, RoChu, and a few others. This is a ONE OFF. Thanks xxxAmine4everxx
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Feel Me by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Russia was stalking China again but he was caught off gaurd by a sneaky trick. China/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2011 - [China, Russia] - Complete
Soul Brothers by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
They were soul brothers, soul mates, two halves of the same whole fused joyously together for all eternity, and they completed each other, in the marvelous wonder of love, forever! Slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Movie Night by Memento Mori-Pontifex Mortis reviews
It's Wednesday Family Movie Night with Berwald, Tino and Peter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Meal Time by crOwnlEssG reviews
This story is based on xanseviera's "Supernatural meal time" artwork, so please check that out first. The brothers just wanted to eat their meal in peace, but even that is hard to achieve with chibi angels following them.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Free Bath by indiechiquegeek reviews
What kind of mate would Spain be if he let Romano walk around with food on his face all day? Spamano nekotalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Underwater Land by satsukiarisa reviews
Human names and A.U: Antonio was a merman. Lovino hated water. It was truly a match made in heaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,352 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Where Did The Moon Go? by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
I knew that we were in mortal danger, but oddly, I didn't care. I was happy to see his face again and I couldn't wait to break it into pieces. It's what the stupid loveable jerk deserved. Sequel to It's Bloody Early Evening, FrUK, one-sided USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,889 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Temporary by Tori of Lorien reviews
Oneshot. Though he does not show it often, Erestor loves those twin terrors. From shelter from a storm to one of the darkest times of the twins' lives, he is there when they need him to be. No slash! [Revised]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Elrohir, Erestor, Elladan - Complete
Breakfast In Bed by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
Elrohir gets an unexpected early morning awakening. Written for a 'Breakfast' prompt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Elrohir - Complete
Creating a Family by wishingonfrost reviews
When Alfred finds a stray cat, he decides that now would be a good time to adopt pet. USUK, Nekotalia/Catalia AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Little Ones Thoughts by Kureru Elric reviews
Seeing mpreg in a whole different way. Trust me, it's good. Rated T for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Canada - Complete
A Day in the Life of Adam Milligan by Jedipati reviews
Adam Milligan's days are never the same, not since he ended up in Hell. Today, he and Sam have to go renegotiate a deal with a woman who sold her son's soul. Another "Heaven, Hell, and a Mechanic" story.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Adam M., Sam W. - Complete
Hard Handling by JenKristo reviews
Ratchet has a hand fetish and no one has the patience to give his hands the attention he desires. Little does he know, the one who everyone thinks is a prude could be the bot to fulfill his fantasy. Ratchet/Optimus Prime Slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Dislocated Brains by Crayola Emoticon reviews
Prowl and nonsense quotes do not mix.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Bully by Grim Piggles reviews
While Bumblebee's off on a mission, Ratchet finds himself to be the only available ride for Rafael after school. When the medic shows up a little late, he finds that Raf wasn't the only one still there once everyone else had left. The medic had heard Vince's name mentioned in the children's conversations before...and it had never been anything good...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ratchet, Raf E. - Complete
The Firstborn: ONESHOT by King of Eli reviews
""Nikolas," he smiled as his son yawned and moved a little in his sleep..." A RussiaxPrussia mpreg oneshot. Part of Hetalia: The Children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Sparkles by Thalanee reviews
Or: Why An Icy Welcome Is Not Necessarily A Bad Thing. It wasn't quite the way Jazz had imagined his reunion with Prowl to be, but he wasn't going to complain either...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Jazz - Complete
Starfish and Coffee by crocious reviews
Canada is disgruntled at his boyfriend and his brother. Why aren't they best friends? They're both annoying, cheerful, funny and awesome. A two year old could do that math. Pairing is PruCan, but the story is mostly America and Prussia. Mild swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, Prussia - Complete
Beyond Training by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Some things go deeper than training and orders, like watching your brother's back. Which is why he should never have let Dean go in alone.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Mistake by Misterfleas reviews
"What's a nice way of saying, "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother?" Prussia, Romano, Italy, and Germany...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Loveless War by sweet-and-simple reviews
"I thought you ver an angel…" Mathew has found a stranger covered in blood in the snow. And, with the price of helping him, Mathew might just have to restart a war he hadn't even known occurred. AU fic, USUK, later mention of GiriPan, GerIta, RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,238 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Brothers Under The Sun by Audinale55 reviews
Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nightmare by Kay-chanLufU reviews
Aki- Akihiko's toddler son- decides to stall his bedtime by a few minutes and pretends to have a bad dream. Let's just say him and his dad have an interesting conversation. Don't like don't read because yes, Misaki had an Mpreg!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2011 - A. Usami - Complete
if you're coming, come prepared for a fight by CriesofCapricorn reviews
"Dean fidgets in Sam's clutch, throwing his hands up in the air and bouncing up and down on Sam's leg to the greatest extent possible. "Sam! Lemme go! Don't wanna eat! Don't wanna sit! Don't wanna look like a hobo in this owewsized Led Zeppwin T-shirt."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
You Called? by Dennisthepinkgoldfish reviews
ONE-SHOT. Russia has been summoned by England several times. But what if England wsn't the only one who ever summoned the large nation?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Sexual Education For the Borderline Asexual by AquilusNyx reviews
Anonymity 'verse one-shot. Mr Schuester has noted a disturbing gap in his glee clubbers' knowledge. As he goes about filling in the gaps in their education, Harry learns that The Talk is even more horrifying than he thought. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Medical Favours by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Warning! Sticky Ratchet x Wheeljack see full warnings inside . After Ratchet fixes Wheeljack again, the inventor decides to repay his lover with sexual favours. Gift fic for Femme4jack - also on
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
The ways of Men by Carcy reviews
Legolas is shocked by some of the ways of Men. No slash. Hope you guys like it :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Speech Development by Kay-chanLufU reviews
Misaki and Akihiko try to teach their youngest son- Aki some new words, but get unexpected results! Slight language and mentions of Mpreg! There is now a sequel under the title of 'Speech Development: Part 2!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Why Prussia thinks training is fun by siriusxremus22 reviews
It's raining, it's muddy, and his brother is just too damn sexy. Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Warning: Mostly pure sex Yaoi Tenth reviewer gets a fanfic of any hetalia pairing they want. Reviews are appreciated.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Bit of Wordplay by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Young Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen play a word game.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Elrohir, Arwen U. - Complete
A Trip Back by Flying Penguinz reviews
Albus Potter is having trouble coming to terms with the house he's been sorted into. Harry returns to Hogwarts to meet with the Headmistress and old Headmasters of Hogwarts with Albus by his side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Praxian Mating Rituals: Hide and Seek by Molten-Ashes reviews
"They can't have gone far...We only gave them five minutes to hide"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Fracture Mechanics by unknown ghost author reviews
How mechs and factions break apart, and the choices that drive both to their furthest limits. Realities for everyone are redefined and nothing is as it seems.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Precinct by shadowblade-tara reviews
An unexpected act of mercy has far more dangerous repercussions than anyone could have ever imagined. For every day that passes by, a dark secret comes closer to being exposed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Prowl, Barricade - Complete
Prowl's Voice by TheUnknownAuthoress reviews
Post '07. Prowl has arrived on Earth and taken his position as SIC. All's well, but Prowl can't help noticing some odd reactions from the humans he speaks to...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Why Germany Drags Prussia to Important Meetings by Frauggie reviews
What happens when Ludwig finally decides to leave Gilbert home during an important meeting? He was better off not knowing; and it all started with the sexting. submitted for Meinbruder pornfest, and de-anon from kink-meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Ratchet's Talking Wrench by SomeOneYouDon'tKnow LOLZ reviews
Ratchet...talking wrenches...the twins plus jazz...a prank... and 4 mechs cosplaying? Need I say more? Mostly a crack-fic, right there.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Playtime by Jacquzy reviews
In which Germany has a closet full of bondage gear "just in case," and Italy wears a maids' dress. De-anon from the Kink Meme. Polished somewhat, but no differences to the "plot."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Deal's a Deal by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Vlad made a deal with Danny and his little badger is holding him to it. Lemon attached to A Box of Chocolates.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
In Fair Verona the no such thing as dignity remix by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
'Looking at the contemplative expression on Lucifer's face, Sam thinks that this has the potential to be either very bad, or completely awesome.' Written for Remix Redux 9. Two humans and two archangels in the Cage.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sam W., Adam M. - Complete
A Very Dangerous Idea by To the Redwoods reviews
When nations begin disappearing under mysterious circumstances, their capital cities band together to bring them back. This however, involves the breaking of the most important rule: A nation and their capital are never supposed to meet. Ever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,496 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Calypso Coffee by Arcturus-Sinclair reviews
What happens when Reid lets Morgan pick his drink? Well, Reid is very dominant when drunk. Includes: Light bondage, Dom!Reid, alcohol use. Rated M for a reason. I own nothing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Darkness Within by Tamuril2 reviews
Erestor is the Seneschal of Imladris. Glorfindel is the Captain of the Guards. Both are as different as night and day. What will it take for Erestor to accept Glorfindel as a friend? Please R&R. Not slash!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,412 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Electric Shock by BeggarsCan'tBeChoosers reviews
The interesting things you can do with an electric shock pen. PWP, Gauken AU, Canada/Prussia. Yes in that order. Enjoy C:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Never Say Never by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE AU Childfic Abuse is the one thing that Harry Potter is used to but abandonment is a completely different story. Left alone by his guardians and struggling to survive Harry soon finds that help may come in the most unlikely of form...R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,383 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Please by CrossingTheSky reviews
CanadaxPrussia. A series of short, kinky stories focusing on this pairing. Chapter 1: Denial, Prussia tops. Chapter 2: Multiples, Matthew tops. Chapter 3: Tentacles Matt, Tentacles top. Warning: There is sex. Lots of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Deskwork by The lunatic who cares reviews
One-shot written for xRae Asakurax New Recruit AU TF fic. Jazz/Prowl PWP slash. Jazz is behind on his paperwork, but Prowl knows how to motivate his partner and a little payback never hurt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Easter with FACE by When Midnight Strikes reviews
An Easter story with F.A.C.E. France, America, Canada, and England .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Peacock by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: After Jazz's mission, at a party, there's a certain song that Jazz dances to. It gets Prowl hot...the night ends like all P x J should. Shameless sticky Prowl and Jazz lovin'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Sam's Hell by Ella M. Nite reviews
For a hundred-and-eighty years Sam's soul has been down in the cage with Lucifer, Michael and Adam. Thank goodness for the rules ... otherwise Sam thinks he might have been in agony the entire time.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Let Me Vanish by waterrain reviews
Prussia wants to join the other fallen Nations,but Spain won't let him. In the past Russia wouldn't let Prussia vanish despite how much the red eyed male wanted to be gone from the world. Germany in the past and present won't let his bruder vanish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Spain, Prussia
No Place Like Home by paperfirefly reviews
A trip to Gimli's home could cost more than it's worth for Legolas. After receiving a less than friendly welcome, Legolas is shown to his room - only to find that it would have been safer to stay home after all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Family by BucketBasket reviews
I suck at titles. Bacically this is just a moment between Soundwave and the casettes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
Letter of the Law by Windswift reviews
Like any good Catholics, the Italies endeavor to twist Lent to their advantage?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Green Eyes by Muffy the Dough Slayer reviews
AU What if you were judged by the color of your eyes? Actions have consequences as Dean learns when he helps the enemy. Cast aside from his own kind, he's forced on a chaotic journey to discover who he really is. Character death. Dean/Cas slash. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,919 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In George's Eyes by Jedi Goat reviews
AU OotP. After the Quidditch injury that forever changed his life, George struggles to rebuild. Maybe laughter alone can't bring back their old life, but you can bet he and Fred will try anyway. UPDATED April 3, 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,289 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Turtles by bballgirl3022 reviews
Dean is angry that Sam has a bigger shell. Some time with his human makes him feel better. AU in which Sam and Dean are turtles and Gabriel and Castiel are humans no pairings
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Welcome to Facebook by TenshiXXX reviews
Antonio asks Lovino out, Francis and Arthur put an end to their sexual tension, and Alfred finally updates his relationship status when he finds out that his secret relationship wasn't exactly a secret. Contains Spamano, FrUK, RusAm, PruCan, and DAT ASS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
American Secret by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Russia didn't show up at the meeting that day. No one noticed except for an American nation. He knew where Russia was. America/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Count On It by Carol reviews
Dean tries to hide the fact that he's hurt coming off a hunt when he shows up at Lisa's for Ben's birthday…takes place in season six between Two and a Half Men and Live Free or Twihard…Dean/Lisa h/c
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Dean W., Lisa B. - Complete
A Trick Gone Wrong by Arya Daeriel reviews
Dastan is showing off for his friends in the streets of Nasaf when one of acrobatics goes wrong, leaving him to make his way home with a broken arm and injured leg. Meanwhile, in the palace, Tus and Garsiv are attempting to find their little brother.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Dastan, Tus - Complete
Strawberries by Duilin reviews
Glorfindel eating, Erestor fuming, and a poor strawberry dying!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Things with Fire by Duilin reviews
Erestor and Glorfindel have an interesting friendship...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Blizzard by AhmoseInarus reviews
A one shot to tide you over! - While out on a case, the team decides that they need a treat on the way back to the hotel. The lady taking orders at Dairy Queen drive-through finds them very entertaining. T for language... I think?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Better Served Cold by Terres De Brume reviews
Well, they do say revenge is a dish better served cold, and I couldn't find a better way to chill mine down... Legolas and the twins have a Snowball Fight.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Impact by Turcote reviews
A filler scene for "The Song Remains the Same", in which Castiel gets battered by time-travel and Dean checks him into the honeymoon suite. Written as gen, but could very easily be read as Dean/Cas pre-slash. Angel!whump, friendship.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
My Brother's Tears by yurisnow reviews
Sam and Dean are kicked out of a bar into the rain after Dean gets into a fight. Dean wasn't feeling so hot and the rain just makes it worse. And to make matters worse, they have to walk back to the motel where the Impala is. sick!Dean - Complete
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Pact by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Whatever It Takes by TheShatteredRose reviews
De-anon from Hetalia Kink Meme. Prompt: America/England – He'll kill anyone to protect England. "England has been captured and experimented on for his magical abilities. America won't stand for that."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cat Days by Annouramir reviews
Nekotalia: Arthur has a hard time keeping up with one too many cats.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Cat Toy by Annouramir reviews
Nekotalia: A day in the life of Cat!Romano and his annoying human... Antonio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Decode by Gosangoku reviews
World War I. Alfred eventually joins and discovers Arthur torn up in the trenches. - US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Horizon by RobinRocks reviews
Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
Through Time by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
An Alfred and Ivan in the future who are in a loving relationship are blasted to the past during the Cold War where Alfred wakes up in Ivan of the Cold Wars bed and Ivan wakes up in Alfreds of the Cold Wars bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,069 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Boys and their Games by Whispatchet reviews
Miles and Sam are sick of being tour guides to all the new Autobots. It's too bad not all of them have a sense of fun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sam Witwicky, Miles L. - Complete
He Deserves to Know by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Castiel didn't see any reason why he shouldn't... Tag to 6x12, Like a Virgin.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Rolling in Love's Sweet Arms by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Octavius comforts Jedediah during a storm, and together they find their own storm. Slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Bet by surprisedreader reviews
This is a Netherland/Canada fic where Matthew lost a bet with Holland and has to sit through a meeting as Holland plays with the controls for the vibrator he has in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Make Way for the Fireside by Verboten Byacolate reviews
When Prussia teaches Canada naughty German on the sly, it can only end badly. Or, you know. With sex. Written with whitetyger123.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Named for Loyalty by Lost-Remembrance reviews
Three times Dastan proved his loyalty and the one time that he didn't have to. It wasn't his fault his brothers seemed to attract assassination attempts. Pre-movie.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Dastan, Tus - Complete
A Matter of a Pinion by hauntedlittledoll reviews
Written for the prompt: "During 5x08, Gabriel broke one of Castiel's wings. As the brothers help set it, Castiel remembers the last time that happened-when he was a fledgling & Gabriel was meant to be teaching to fly & wasn't really paying attention."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Truth by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
A boggart is let loose in the World Conference meeting! Facing fears is harder than the nations realize, and winning against them almost impossible, especially for England. T for Turkey's mouth and kissing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2011 - America - Complete
Red Fell the Dew in Rammas Echor by San Antonio Rose reviews
In which the Trickster forces Dean and Sam to join the movie-verse Grey Company, Sam gets a little too into playing Halbarad, and Dean maintains that the book was better. ("Changing Channels" missing scene; MEFA 2011 nominee, Third Place Crossover in the Many Paths to Tread 2012 Tree and Flower Awards)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
A New Years To Remember by Sophia Martin reviews
So, if you see two adults, one with enormous insect-like pink wings, dangling in mid-air, making out passionately. Don't panic or throw a rock. It's just the end of one love story, and the beginning of another.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
25 days of Christmas 2 by Zarak342 reviews
G1. 25 drabbles of Christmas. Sequel to last year's story, can be read alone. On the first day of Christmas, will another mayhem begin? Or will incidents of war prevent some from feeling the joy? Slash implied but not main focus of story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Winter morning by Eressie reviews
Aragorn's peaceful morning is interrupted by a certain blond elf. One-shot. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Aggravation by Jedipati reviews
There are days when Sam just needs to rant about his new subjects. Their creator is pretty much a captive audience. Michael is just bored. Another "Heaven, Hell, and a Mechanic" story.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
The Great Realization by sweet-and-simple reviews
Sequel to 'The Great Plan'. Mathis lives! Is his reason for existence to protect his maman? To form evil plans with his nana? Or simply to scare Germany's baby girl? And, WHAT? Japan's prego with Greece's baby, too? RusCan, GerIta, GiriPan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
The Great Plan by sweet-and-simple reviews
"YOU HAVE MOLESTED MY BROTHER!" "Da!" Russia giggled happily, rewrapping one arm around Canada's waist and drawing him close to his side. "He is really energetic in bed!" Their problems are only beginning... RusCan, GerIta, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Untitled by Life's Shadows reviews
Canada shows up at Germany's house asking to see Prussia. Germany tosses his brother out of the house and Canada takes him away to teach him a lesson. Extremefail!summary. Seme!Canada, yaoi warning
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
We're Legends by FifiDoll reviews
This was a prompt from LiveJournal, but I decided to post it here as well. Puck convinces Sam to get dirty in front of a live webcam. Slash galore! PWP, language, the works. You have been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Puck, Sam E. - Complete
Plumbing Problems by Jedipati reviews
They may have defeated Lucifer. One of them may be Lord of Hell. One of them may be an archangel. And one of them may be a capable mechanic. That doesn't mean they're plumbers. Another installment in the "Heaven, Hell, and A Mechanic" universe.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Ben B., Dean W. - Complete
Weasley Meets Stoll by waterpoloplayer reviews
Travis and Conner learn about the two greatest pranksters of all time and decide to re-create their pranks. What happens when the gods come?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Yule Chase by Tiro reviews
Glorfindel disturbs Erestor while he's planning for Rivendell's Yule celebration and now has to pay the price. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A State of Confusion by Saya-Sama reviews
England does not cope well with surprises. Especially not when the surprise is that his precious little girl is actually a little boy. USUK, genderbending back and forth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fishing for Mermaids by CeCe Away reviews
Don't be dead. Don't be dead. Sam floated, legs angled downward by the weight of his heavy wet boots and jeans.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,662 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Measured reviews
Nekotalia, Human AU. Francis' cat takes an interest in Matthew's cat, which leads to Francis finally noticing the cute and shy neighbor who's loved him all along. France/Canada, USUK, Francat/Canacat, Americat/Englandcat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
On Your Own by Dinosaurstrawberry reviews
Dean starts to get sick and Sam notices it. Yet Sam is tired of telling and arguing with Dean that he is sick. So he plans to not to do anything until Dean comes to him for help. Sick!Dean Caring/Angry!Sam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
So Many Words, So Little Time by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
The Random Word Challenge: 25 Words. For the Pharaoh and the Night Guard. Yay! Cute slashieness
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ahkmenrah, Larry D. - Complete
Social Grooming by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Nekotalia!verse. Americat can't reach the spot on the back of his neck while washing so Englandcat offers his services. B-but only because he likes things nice and tidy, you understand!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chicken Soup for the Hunter's Soul by Mousme reviews
As if the Winchesters don't have enough to deal with since Sam's return, their lives are further complicated by an unexpected addition to the team.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Mafia by SabrinaScissorhands reviews
The Hetalia characters play a friendly game of Mafia. America, Canada, Prussia, Germany, Russia, Italy, Romano, France, Japan, brief England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Prussia, America - Complete
It's Bloody Early Evening! by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,265 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Oh Christmas Tree? by AuntMo reviews
Team Free will has a most unusual Christmas experience.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Gabriel, Dean W., OC, Sam W. - Complete
Arches by Kokolo reviews
Rome is peppered with arches. Octavius preferred the one of flesh and bone to those made of immaculate marble. Jed x Octy slash if it wasn't already clear.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
I'm Here For You by crOwnlEssG reviews
Tag to 5x18 "Point of No Return" - Gabriel devotes the week to visiting Castiel in the hospital.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,449 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Gabriel, Castiel - Complete
Big Brother by BoundLight reviews
Gabriel and Dean butt heads after Castiel is injured.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Amazing Grace by Niknakz93 reviews
Sam Winchester always believed in angels, even when his brother laughed at him- was it because he'd already met one when he was a child? Contains Wee!chesters and a load of one shots spanning the boys kid years. Reviews Loved! FINAL CHAPPIE UP!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Keeping the Deal by Jedipati reviews
Crowley keeps his deal with Bobby. Another installment in the "Heaven, Hell, and A Mechanic" universe.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
News Break by Jedipati reviews
Dean learns that Sam is the ruler of Hell. He's not sure he believes it, especially considering the messenger. But just in case... well, he's still a big brother, you know. Another installment in the "Heaven, Hell, and A Mechanic" universe.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dean W., Meg - Complete
It's Another Ditch by purplerayz reviews
Missing Rossi/Reid scene from 6x05 "Safe Haven".
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Falling by TeamSuperDynamiteWolfSquadrant reviews
Alfred and Arthur are fighting AGAIN! But this is not trivial fight. Did Arthur cheat on Alfred? Or was he raped? And what are the consequences? M for language, minor violence, yaoi, smut, m preg. And a mini gender bent Arthur in it for you all
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Brothers in Crime by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
When Romano doesn't approve of Ludwig dating Feliciano, he brings out the mafia. GerIta, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/12/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
I Hate Yule by sylc reviews
Glorfindel visits Erestor, who hates Yule. The pair bicker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Lindir Bored by sylc reviews
Lindir is very very bored. In search of amusement, he goes to bother his Uncle Erestor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Lindir, Erestor - Complete
Reunions by Jedipati reviews
Sam "kidnaps" Dean for lunch, after he assures Dean that he's Sam, of course. Another installment in the "Heaven, Hell, and A Mechanic" universe, their reunion after 5.22.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Even Angels Lose their Voices Sometimes by EvanescingSky reviews
Inspired by a conversation in English, I thought: How would the famous Erik react to losing his voice? Especially if he didn't know why? Not well...not well at all. And poor Antoiette Giry is left to deal with it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
Hogtied by Kokolo reviews
Jed x Octy. Jed wants to show off his rope tricks to his favorite Roman general. Octavius ends up teaching him some far better ones. M for implications and shameless tiny-man-love.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
In Ten Words by sylc reviews
Young Lindir has not done his history homework. He asks his uncle, Glorfindel, to help him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Spellbound Moonlight by tigertailzlc reviews
Alec Lightwood is dragged into a Downworlder-Nephilim party and accidentally stumbles into a world he never knew existed. Now he's on a quest to reverse the night's catastrophes... Post City of Glass. Post Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Teddy L., Alec L. - Complete
Baby Spider Cheerleaders by sylc reviews
Lord Glorfindel and Prince Legolas love to hunt together. One day, they go on a spider colony rampage and come across a colony of dancing baby spiders.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
A Day Gone Wrong by Beregond5 reviews
Movieverse, AU. Elladan and Elrohir go for a hunting trip near the Trollshaws area. When Elladan gets badly injured, however, things start going from bad to worse. Old fic going through re-editing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Elrohir - Complete
Whammy on Sammy by supernaturaldh reviews
The after affects of body swapping takes its toll on Sam. This is an alternate ending to Swap Meat Episode 5:12 and was written for the Summer of Sam Celebration 2010.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
In These Black Days by Carol reviews
As Sam contemplates Stanford, Dean is seriously injured during the preparation for an important hunt. Will John and Sam be able to save Dean's life? Will Sam make the right choice for his future? Pre-series, hurt!Dean, fatherly and brotherly h/c
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Castiel's little trip of magic by Biza reviews
What happened to Castiel when he was zapped by Gabriel, in "Changing Channels"?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Sideswipe's Quest for the Confiscated HighGrade by CNightJoy reviews
Prowl confiscated Sideswipe's high-grade days before a party. With no time to make any more of his secret stash, Sideswipe must find a way to get his high-grade back. Only problem is who to get to be his "side-kick."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Battles and Wars by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
A short oneshot on Ivan fighting insanity with Alfred helping each step of the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
My Prisoner by chris locke reviews
Belarus is more obsessed than ever with her older brother, and she will not tolerate anyone else getting close to him. But, then again, he and America are just friends, right? Bad summary :P Country and human names used. Russia/America ftw
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,308 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Let Go by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
TF:A Jazz/ Prowl, Rated M and NC-17 for mature! A pwp -porn without plot- slash drabble for a friend.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Logic by purplerayz reviews
The team gets stuck in an elevator, and Reid tries not to fall apart in front of them as a bad memory comes up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/30/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Remember Mars? by Dire Banshee reviews
A pre-series look into the lives of the angels and an answer to the question, 'what did happen to the dinosaurs'
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Michael, Lucifer - Complete
Prussian Intuition by kuro-shinobi reviews
One should never doubt Prussian intuition. PrussiaxNorway.Fluffy One-shot. Mpreg. R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Prussia, Norway - Complete
The Question by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
What a parent never really wants to answer, and a young state's interpretation of his position. "How are states made?" USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Angels Are Watching by Uozumi reviews
Gabriel was Dean's guardian angel by order, Sam's by proxy. That was why he was in the impala that night in Muncie. SPOILERS.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Gabriel, Dean W. - Complete
The Sweets of Evening by thoughtless dreamer reviews
England wants America, and figures what better way to his heart than through his stomach? France agrees to help cook America an excellent meal. Food fights, snark, and playful banter ensue, and old feelings are awakened. FrUK. Rated for yaoi and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Ultimatums by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
Collaboration with CMAli! "I've already told him, Rossi. This is it. This is the last straw." For 6 years, Hotch and Reid have kept their relationship quiet. Reid decides it's been too long. ADULT CONTENT.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/8/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
We Just Call It A Stick! by TheGryfter reviews
Silly little script-form one-shot. I just thought... what would the dialogue be like if Dean was teaching Castiel how to drive? In the Impala? That's right! R&R Please!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Night to Day by shadowblade-tara reviews
From orphaned sparklings to bonded officers: a series of one-shots that traces Jazz and Prowl's life from youth to the end of the war. Eventual J/P.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Technologic by Alpha-alien reviews
Prowl and Jazz are left to clean up most of the paper work, and Jazz has found a song suited for the job. Prowl is, for lack of a better term, not feeling the love. Oneshot, crackfic, T for paranoia.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Damage Control by ThisIsTrueImmortality reviews
Carlisle returns from a tough shift at the hospital to an even tougher situation at home. Caught in the middle of a raging argument, how will he react when Rosalie flings careless words that cut at him more than she could ever know?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
Two Steps Forward, All The Way Back by Thoughts Of A Shadow reviews
Pretending is fine and all, especially when you won't tell your adopted brothers that you don't trust them as far as you can throw them, right? So of course you're fine, and that red on your shirt definately isn't blood.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dastan - Complete
Grooming Lessons by Rayhne reviews
The first of my winged!Crowley'verse series. This one is posted separately because it is rated M for slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Crowley, Gabriel - Complete
Greaser Heaven by Desertfyre reviews
Spin-off of Crossfire in the sky. One by one, the remaining gang dies and joins Dallas and Johnny in the afterlife.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,307 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Victory Dance by BeggarsCan'tBeChoosers reviews
Canada, after winning a hockey game, gets fed up of his kind nature being taken advantage of... Heavy yaoi, M for a reason
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Caught in the Act by Blissful Melomaniac reviews
Ponyboy says Steve only works part time, so what does Sodapop do when he's at the DX all alone? Well.. this is my idea!
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sodapop C., Steve R. - Complete
Gullible by Jorildyn reviews
Harry and Ginny read the kid's Christmas lists
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Junjou Infinity by laydee-jiraya reviews
Usami has reached his breaking point - and it's up to Misaki to save not only their relationship, but possibly the author himself. Lots of drama, and then lots of sex! Features a slightly-uke Usami/slightly-seme Misaki. One-shot.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Simon's Words by purplerayz reviews
That was all it took. That small moment of hesitation was all that was need for his reaction to be a second too slow. - Sequel to my story "Simon Says".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Sammy, I Can't See! by sweetysmart0505 reviews
Dean has gone blind. Now he must battle for his sight and his sanity. Blind!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,371 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Shattered Glass Perdition by Optimus Bob reviews
Prowl, Bumblebee and Sunstreaker are pulled into an alternate universe along with Starscream and his trine. They must put aside their differences if they ever wish to see their home again. Will contain violence and non con. Rating will change to reflect.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,216 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
If You Find Me by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
England is captured and tortured by an unknown agency. America's rescue team comes too late and now has to deal with an insane England as they try to figure out who set this up and how to bring England back to himself. AmericaxEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,157 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
First Impressions by Loki's Scribe reviews
It was just a matter of time until Albus Severus Potter met the portraits of the two headmasters he'd been christened for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Bedside Manner by Dance Elle Dance reviews
After getting shot, Hotch is confined to a hospital bed. Reid and Garcia try to help with the boredom. Key word: try. HotchReidGarcia friendship, hints of HotchReid if you squint, oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] P. Garcia - Complete
Questions by KittiLovesShizuo123 reviews
All children of all different ages have questions; Peter was no different. Cute FinSu here and there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Finland, Sweden
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Forever Yours by obsessedwithstabler reviews
She had every right to be tense and ready to protect him. Until he was able to do so himself, she would guard him with her own life. Missing scene from What's My Line Part 2.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Brothers and a Birthday by Anjaden reviews
It's Dastan's first birthday in the family, and Tus is making Garsiv spend time with his little brother. One-shot. "There were days where Garsiv wondered why he even bothered getting out of bed."
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Garsiv, Dastan - Complete
Slides by His World reviews
Robin comes home to hear something interesting coming from Ted's room. Rated T just in case xD implied Ted/Barney
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Laryngitis by where the wind blows reviews
Edmund hates being confined to the bed and is always pretending he is not sick in order to stay of it. However he is quite unsuccessful at hiding illness from certain over protective brother… and everyone else for that matter...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
That's What Brothers Are For by hell-raiser13 reviews
Short story, Dastan is scared of sandstorms and Garsiv comforts him.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Garsiv, Dastan - Complete
No room for God by sephirothflame reviews
Dean keeps moaning "God"; Gabriel does not approve. PWP. Gabriel/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Kitten Days by pan-pandeus reviews
Sam is cursed to spend six months as a kitten. Dean and Bobby deal. Gen
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Who's Your Favorite, America? by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
Bored at a meeting, Prussia asks America's states: Out of all of their different Dad's, which has America loved the most? Warning: Lots of OC states?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/9/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
His Rose by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
He saved her, always. This time she would save him. Cal slaps her-Jack sees. Different version of how he ended up chained to a pole.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Wrong by Nialon reviews
Angels are not supposed to drop out of the sky into motel rooms, broken and beaten. They're not supposed to bleed like that. It was all wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,384 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Pitted Against You by AngharadTheRowan reviews
What do you when your dad's stuck you and your brother in time out, and there's nothing to do? Lucifer and Michael. Humor/crackfic oneshot. "Swan Song" spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Lucifer, Michael - Complete
Simon Says by purplerayz reviews
You have a decision to make. Every hour that is. Either I kill someone, or I hurt him in whichever way I choose. - An unsub forces the team to make a hard decision.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Times of trust by Galadrielle18 reviews
Takes place after the end of the movie. Dastan is plagued with nightmares about the other timeline. Will his family be able to help him? Warning: SPOILERS for the movie
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Dastan - Complete
Remains by JennMel reviews
Death lingers, although now it has never happened. Adrenaline, paranoia and fear will only keep you standing for so long before your brothers start to notice, and the reality only you remember smothers you to the point of breaking.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Dastan - Complete
Swear by ArrangedloveMatch reviews
England, France and The Dunkirk Evacuation. England must get France, broken and bleeding, off of the beach. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Lesson in Spelling by the-vampire-act reviews
OneShot. Jack has questions after watching a movie with his dad. Reid has answers. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Hurricane Sam by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Don't make Sam angry; you wouldn't like him when he's angry. And taking his brother? That makes Sam REALLY angry.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Chasse aux Sorcières: Witch Hunt by Chloe Winchester reviews
Witch hunts still exist, and Magnus finds out the hard way. Hurt!Magnus and of course, Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,395 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Wish Wisely by KoryMisun reviews
Aladdin finds out that some mysterious villain has kidnapped Mozenrath! Enemies or not, the hero knows he has to save Moze from none other than... JAFAR? Yaoi Oneshot with lots of Drama. Please Read and Review.
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Aladdin, Mozenrath - Complete
In Celebration of Mothers by Nakimochiku reviews
In which the family celebrates mothers' day. Without any actual mothers. FrUK family, oneshot, enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Revenge by 3rdgal reviews
Written for sick!Wilson fest round 5. Gen prompt 12. Lucas or anyone wants revenge on both House and Cuddy, so he targets their mutual friend: Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House
Driven Insane redone by RichAtSin reviews
Dean teaches Cas how to drive. Chaos ensues. This is an updated version of the story, with a little bonus at the end...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Aaron! by Mrs. Hotchner-Wolfe reviews
It's Hotch's birthday and after the year he's had, the team think he needs some cheering up :D... Enjoy ;
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Flight Defense by Anticipating Boxes reviews
Fourteen miles down the road he appeared out of thin air on the back seat, coughing blood. It was a wonder he had any blood left to cough up. It stained his shirts – front and back, oozing from the gaping wound in his chest. Slight AU, spoilers for 5.19
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Gabriel - Complete
Daddy, call a doctor! by Pontifex Maximus reviews
POST ROTF: Annabelle Lennox finds out that her goldfish is sick. Ratchet comes to the rescue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Annabelle L., Ratchet - Complete
Beyond the Mounain Pass by Zalia Chimera reviews
February 13th, 1960. France tests its first nuclear weapon. February 14th, 1960, England visits Paris to help pick up the pieces.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Last Resort, Final Hope by menolly-au reviews
Wilson needs a liver transplant and House is running out of options...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Unintended by unknown ghost author reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have to face the consequences of their secretive actions in a very real - and very alone - way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,915 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Video was just for Show by IWannaLiveInABigBlueBox reviews
Challenge WOW Soak. Dean just wants to relax...but SOMEONE won't let him. T for a bathing Dean. Spoilers for 5x19 hammer of the gods
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Driving Lessons by Sassenach082 reviews
Teaching an angel anything isn't as easy as you would think. Dean finds this out the hard way, and gets a pounding headache and racing heart for his trouble. One-shot. Dean & Castiel humor. No slash.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ten Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
CarlisleIsAlwaysSoCalmAndCollectedNothingEverSeemsToAnnoyHimButEmmettKnowsDifferently:LetMeBePerfectly Clear:IDoNotOwnTheRightsToThisListSomeoneToldMeThatNikatil@DeviantArtWroteTheActualList,IWroteTheStoriesThat YouWillFindInThisFanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Before It's Too Late by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. As an intel-carrier, Jazz is often infected with viruses and therefore considers himself unlikely material for a bonding. Prowl is stubborn, though, and tries to persuade the mech he loves otherwise. Request fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Leveled by Carol reviews
The demon ray gun may not work on Sam, but it definitely works on Dean. It’s up to Sam, Bobby and Castiel to try and put him back together again before it’s too late.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
My OTP by Capitaine Pickle reviews
America's OTP is UsCa... How does Canada react when he finds out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Blood of a Demon by madamwolf reviews
Shameless Castiel whump, cause I can. Cas gets hurt and needs the help of Dean, Sam and... someone else?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Insecure by Huntress-X reviews
Shinobu is hiding something and Miyagi is planing on finding out what it is. MiyagixShinobu
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
The Name by BabyStretch reviews
So why is You-Know-Who called He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reid's Got a Girlfriend by Esareh reviews
Reid's got a girlfriend. Morgan wants details. Short little ficlet. Precursor to a possible future one-shot. Reid/OC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/4/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Just Think of Me by Uozumi reviews
For a long time Sam encountered a pure white rabbit on Easter Monday. This Easter Monday goes a little differently than those from his childhood.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Sock Issues by luvscharlie reviews
Castiel is still adjusting to figuring out humans. He watches with amazement at the Winchester brothers' interactions
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Fang's Retaliation: Backfire! by flYegurl reviews
Fang tries to get back at Iggy for an unknown reason... only it completely backfires! Sexual references, mild adult theme... may later change rating to 'M' if I get any complaints. Flames welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Felis catus by oddstick reviews
Transformation spells can be annoying, but cute. Prompt - Dean/Castiel; cat and mouse
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
If you give a genius a novel by Aubina-Snapple reviews
Reid's opinion on Twilight
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ
Shade by idioticonion reviews
Robin talks Barney into being her Bend Over Boyfriend. Very adult - explicit M/F. Set season 5.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Comfort by BoundLight reviews
Drabble. Extended ending to "My Bloody Valentine." What I think should have happened.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Before the Storm by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One day in Rivendell, before the Nine Walkers begin their quest, Aragorn attempts to lighten the mood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Sick by bleachgirl4 reviews
Fang gets sick. What will Max do? Pointless FAX fluff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Disgusting elves! by Sigrid Sigbjornsdotter reviews
Gimli sees something that he will never forget and it turns out to be elven custom... or that s what Legolas said.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
To Wish Impossible Things by midnitefaerie reviews
Twilight/Supernatural crossover. What happens when the Winchester boys follow a lead to Forks, WA? Will reports of giant wolves and missing back packers lead them into danger, or something else? Rated T for now, might change later.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sam W., Leah - Complete
Time Flies by spencefan109 reviews
Never ask a genius a question with a simple, simple answer. It's cruel. Just another drabble, R&R please!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Games in the Playground by P.A.W.07 reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker like their pranks … but perhaps they weren't always pulling them for the reason everyone thinks. Ratchet/Twins. A gift for Neurquadic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - [Ratchet, Sunstreaker] Sideswipe - Complete
The Buddy System by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Gabriel keeps turning up and keeps helping Sam. Sam could use the company, awake and asleep.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Something Mighty Queer by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
In Rivendell, Sam sees something mighty queer, in more than one way… Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
Prime's Diversion by Emory Lee reviews
Starscream's new invention isn't the weapon Megatron thought it would be. Optimus is a noble self-sacrificing glitch and Megatron doesn't know what hit him. Megatron/Optimus sticky!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Like Clockwork Springs by Mooncatcher reviews
It’s nice to know that even at Hogwarts, America and England are, well, America and England. USUK. Harry Potter/Axis Powers Hetalia AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Uke in denial by Thisissecret reviews
France thinks the world is lacking love and persuades everyone to take the legendary Seme/uke test in an attempt to help the nations find that special someone. This proves especially helpful when a certain uke doesn't want to submit to his fate. US x UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Punishment by cmo-hatchet reviews
An unrepentant Jazz realizes he has pushed Prowl too far and decides to make it up to him. By donning a maid's outfit. Prompt from TFKinkMeme.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
History Class by An Emotional Vampire reviews
Jasper's history class is learning about the Civil War. Jasper is very knowledgable in the subject, but has he met his match? Read to find out! Short Story *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Isn't It Ironic? by menolly-au reviews
Wilson develops kidney problems and has to be put on dialysis. House attempts to entertain/comfort him in a very House-like way. Contains spoilers for Season 6 up to 6.10 Wilson. Written for sick wilson fest on live journal. House/Wilson friendship only
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Word of Mouth by Optimus Bob reviews
Jazz discovers an old article about a mech who can only ever overload when a certain word has been said during interfacing. He sets out to find this elusive mech and to see if it's true. CRACK Fic, characters maybe OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Another Day in the BAU by spencefan109 reviews
Just another typical morning in the BAU....
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Alyssa Lies by MoneButterfly reviews
The Hotchner family' -- Early Sepember 2015; Hotch and Emily gets concern when their daughter Sophie tells them why her friend Alyssa lies.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Pillow by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Reid needs a pillow. : Pleaz R&R!"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Misguided ghosts by cactus452 reviews
When Maria finds Jasper and the Cullen's. How will Jasper cope when his past and present collide? Jasper's pov
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Twiglet and the Billy Goat by Evendim reviews
Little Legolas wants a pet, but his father, King Thranduil, is too absorbed with ruling the Greenwood to find him one. Trust to the little sprite to find one for himself!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Return of the Principal by bemj11 reviews
Sequel to The Principal's Office. The principal decides to pay the Cullen family a visit at home. One-shot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Esme, Jasper - Complete
Christmas Eve Bruises by irishgirl9 reviews
When Dean arrives back at the motel bruised and bloodied, Sam's not too happy. hurt!Dean, angry!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
Violence Against Flamboyant Animals by Tribble Master reviews
Dean and Sam's prank war inadvertantly includes one unwilling participant. What happens when an angel becomes the victim of one foul prank? Or, to be more accurate, what won't happen?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
25 days of Christmas by Zarak342 reviews
G1. 25 drabbles of Christmas. When Jazz, absolutely thrilled, fails to get Prowl into the spirit of Christmas, he initiates a plan; Mission December Spirit, and he’s dragging the whole Ark into it. Slash *might* be implied later on. Merry Christmas!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,126 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sickness by rogueandkurt reviews
Reid's not feeling well. Oneshot. JJ perspective, Reid centric. Minor hurt/comfort friendship fluff. Post 'Fisher King pt 2'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Lullaby for a Stormy Night by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
Songfic, one-shot/ficlet; England comforts a crying colonial America on a stormy night with a lullaby. song: "Lullaby for a Stormy Night" by Vienna Teng ... Pure cuteness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Don't Let Go by Principessa Di Morte reviews
House, Chase, and Wilson have been taken from the very place they thought safe and dragged through their darkest fears. Now, returned home, beaten and teetering on the edge, they have to gather themselves and try to return to life. But is that possible?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,090 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
here there dwells a shell of a form by Mira-Jade reviews
His human body was so small, so fragile. Under her hands his skin was like paper, his bones like glass . . .
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Neytiri, Jake S. - Complete
If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words by Evendim reviews
It had seemed an excellent idea to Twiglet, alias little Legolas, to make a picture for his Adar, to celebrate 'Rhiw', 'Winter', but as always, things surrounding Twiglet seldom go to plan!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Garland by rogueandkurt reviews
Five holiday tales. Oneshot. Team and Reid centric. Mild spoilers through season four.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Ignition by Cocoa987 reviews
In which Iggy decides that he needs to learn to drive. Pyrotechnics, injuries, and activities of questionable legality ensue. Oneshot, minor Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
By the Skin of His Teeth by Muse10 reviews
For the sake of Pippin's life, Legolas loses a little piece of himself. Literally.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by Jaye Black reviews
Jace, as it turned out, was the single most whiny sick person that Clary had ever come in contact with.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Twiglet's Tribulation by Evendim reviews
Little Legolas' innocent excursion to gather berries with his naneth goes hideously wrong.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Accident by Orchidmunkii reviews
What happens when Jedediah's gun finally works? Fluff/Slash. T for saftey
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Shock by ttrainsandsewingmachiness reviews
Garrett dives to save Kate from the inevitable death. Shock is a sometimes painful thing. Set in Breaking Dawn when Kate tries to get to the Volturi after Irina dies.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
Appearances by Ebony reviews
About a month after moving back to Forks in 2003, Carlisle and Esme keep up appearances with one of the most basic human activities, and are reminded of one of the most basic human emotions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Jasper's Ultimate Oopsie by tarynmunchkin reviews
Jasper isn't paying attention when he uses his "power" and controlls Bella's emotion. That's all I'll say. A one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
She Was In No Danger by bemj11 reviews
Set during Eclipse. What was going through Carlisle's mind as he watched Jasper teaching his family to fight? How did he react to Jasper teaching Esme? One-shot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
And They Call It Puppy Love by Neko Kuroban reviews
Alice would admit that she strings him along a little -- not the way Rosalie sometimes encourages and cultivates boys' attentions only to spurn them, but because she is not quite sure how to discourage him without seeming cruel.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Publicity by Gryvon reviews
AU. Usami talks Isaka into coming with him to a sex club, where they meet Asahina and Misaki for the first time.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/27/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
After Hours by Gryvon reviews
Asahina/Isaka Junjou Mistake . Isaka's working late.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2009 - K. Asahina, R. Isaka - Complete
The Reid Effect by Dr. Austin A. Winchester reviews
If you absolutely love Reid like I do, then I suggest reading this. While finishing up a case, a dog barks at Reid, which gets the rest of the team telling stories as examples of "the Reid effect". Nothing but humor.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
A Truck Mystery by Emory Lee reviews
Sarah Lennox thinks there’s something strange about Will’s black truck. Ironhide isn’t too good at staying hidden. Ratchet’s no help either. Ironhide/Ratchet
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Lunch by lazaefair reviews
Larry takes a lunch break. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST - squint and you might be able to see it. Some profanity.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Fear by Ayame Seguchi reviews
A fierce thunder storm is raging and Shinobu is trembling. He's stumbled into Miyagi's apartment looking for some comfort. Will Miyagi take this chance with Shinobu?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
Flirtation by lazaefair reviews
Four loosely linked ficlets in rough chronological order. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST. The boys snatching moments for themselves amid the chaos of the museum.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
What The Fries? by StarlingStorm reviews
America was having a great day....that is until Belarus chases Russia into his office. She looks like she's about to murder someone.... Correction- rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Saucier Than Pasta by S'moreo reviews
“You’re at our mercy now, Potato Bastard.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Mini Cullens! by JewelGirl94 reviews
When the girls return from a hunting trip, they find four familiar-looking little boys and a wolf in their home. What happens when the girls figure out who they are? Post Breaking Dawn. Cannon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,480 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sick by Pixbby5 reviews
Percy is home alone for the weekend. And to make matters worse, he's sick! And of course, he calls the only person he knows will come and help. Humor ensues. First fanfic ever :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Reluctantly Willing by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Post-POTO film . A bit of R/C yeah . General discontent runs through the characters as they are forced to adjust their views of happily ever after.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,335 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Last Favor by SilverRayan reviews
“Please, don't hurt them, I beg you,” the battered seeker whispered. “Do it as a first – and last – favor for your bondmate.” - Shattered Glass AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Do No Harm by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet's aim isn't only good with a wrench, and some poor 'Con finds that out the hard way. Ratchet/Twins, mentions Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Telling the gang by Eraman reviews
Okay, if you've read my story "For once I'm glad I'm wrong" you know how Soda found out about Steve being abused. This is how the rest of the gang finds out. Don't own the outsiders, rated for safety.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Steve R. - Complete
Hells Angel on a Tricycle by infie reviews
Castiel runs out of minutes and is reduced to texting. Minor warning: Language
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Video Testimonial by Gemini Star01 reviews
So, why're we doing this again?" "I thought it might be nice for America to here what he means to his children." "But Al ain't even my dad..." Kink Meme fill, Texas OC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2009 - America - Complete
Possiblities by Kd Zeal reviews
Trapped in a cave by the Twins, finally released by Ratchet, Starscream has long way to go to recover. Finished
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,975 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Ratchet, Starscream - Complete
Cry Little Sister by Wolfa Moon reviews
Lilith has a victim to torture for information. But will he recover?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Higher Than Hell and Still Out of My Depth by Maz Kazama reviews
Dean is sick and a worried Castiel is out of his element trying to care for him. Feverish!sick!Dean, Worried!Protective!Castiel. Dean and Castiel friendship gen
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wild by Skye by MissAnnThropic reviews
Back on the road with his brother after the Stanford fire, Sam notices that there’s something different about Dean, and he’s determined to figure out what it is.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,426 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Memories of a Runt by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
The Wizard of Tulsa by WinchesterLover reviews
When Ponyboy falls and hits his head during a track meet, he is placed in a dream where him and the rest of the gang are the characters for the Wizard of Oz -Oneshot-
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C. - Complete
Ugly by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
This whole fight was stupid. Potter won Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award and I got nothing except shame. And a scolding from Hermione… U in ABCDMHG series. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Words of Yoda by Dark Satirist reviews
Tag to Sympathy for the Devil. There is no sympathy for Sam. At least, not until he breaks his leg again, courtesy of Zachariah. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Doctor is Out by Kimmeth reviews
Dr Cullen has gone off sick. Hang on, Dr Cullen never goes off sick. The nurses at Forks General determine to investigate this highly irregular occurrence... One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Overprotective by Queen Of Dead Hearts reviews
"Overprotective fool" she called him. But Alice was protective of her Jazzy too. A little argument Jasper and Alice have after the fight in Eclipse. Jasper's a southern gentlemen, but Alice accuses him of being sexsist. Luckily he's so cute. Pure Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
Friends, Family, and Fear by Thn0715 reviews
In the aftermath of a firefight, the team realizes one of their own is missing. Who is it? Only one way to find out! I do not own Criminal Minds or its characters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
The Art of the Toss by White Wolf1 reviews
Legolas and Gimli were each suffering from an unpleasant experience. What's the best way for them to forget those unpleasantries? They engage in a little competition.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Fun Zone by Duckula Sunk My ROFLship reviews
Spain discovers what happens when he tightens his grip on Romano's hair curl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Bar Scene by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Reid comes up with a very.........unique distraction. Warning: not for young, sensitive, or innocent readers. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/23/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Innocent Questions by Rowena of Naxen reviews
One-shot for St. Fang of Boredom's petition/the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Angel overhear's some of Max's and Fang's thoughts and goes to ask Iggy what they mean...mostly Eggy with a dash of Fax. My first Maximum Ride fic, so please review! I own nothing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Angel - Complete
Hold by O-fallen-phoenix reviews
What happened when Ian woke up to find Wanderer misssing from his arms? Wanda's extraction from Melanie's body.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Pathic Tendencies by Dapper reviews
Orophin’s heart is broken when his brother claims the elf he loves. SLASH, fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Elrohir - Complete
How The Boss Stole Christmas And Reid by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT Hotch and Reid celebrate Christmas together.Note: NO SLASH! Please R&R!"
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Goddess In Law by icy roses reviews
Newly inducted into parenthood, Percy and Annabeth receive an unexpected visitor in the middle of the night. Future Fic, Percy/Annabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Airport '07 by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Dean doesn't even have to get on a plane to have a really bad time at the airport.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Complete
Carlisle Finally snaps! by lollifox reviews
Carlisle is tired of his aggravating family. He finally snaps! WARNING: YOU MIGHT DIE OF LAUGHTER!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
White Lies by cause.A.scene reviews
When Reid is taken hostage in a bank by a group the team has been profiling, he must work to keep the hostages safe by making sacrifices of his own and creating a bond with his captor. Team and Reid fic. No pairing, no other warnings. Just some whump
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Home Sweet Home by paperfirefly reviews
Legolas and Gimli visit each others homes...Bound to go wrong,but who knew it could go THIS wrong? Can their relationship ever be the same again? Will Legolas blame himself forever? And when will the horrible ache in Gimli's neck go away?...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Playtime by shadowblade-tara reviews
Jazz is tired after a long patrol. Prowl knows exactly how to cheer him up. Prowl/Jazz friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
What's A Period by OMG My Library's On Fire reviews
Mike and Tyler in a Math's class
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Mike, Tyler - Complete
Alphabet Soup by ShadowPalace reviews
26 moments, one for every letter of the alphabet, that Percy and Annabeth share - in alphabetical order. Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Hello,Goodbye by DRAMIONEFANLIKEFOREVER reviews
Alice dies and Jasper can't accept it...Songfic...Song-Hello by Evanescence
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Brotherly scaring by Deinde reviews
America walks into his room to find Canada banging Russia on his bed. Canada/Russia duh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2009 - America - Complete
Children of Man by Tajjas reviews
Castiel was an angel. He was…unaccustomed…to dealing with mortal limitations. Unfortunately, the demons who bound him for sacrifice didn't particularly care. And the Winchester boys weren't helping a great deal either. Set between episodes 4.08 and 4.09.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,214 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Castiel - Complete
The Forger, The Pixie and The Giant by Almis31 reviews
Four years have passed since Bella went to see the forger, now Jenks' nightmare had returned. Jasper is back - with company. In canon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jenks, Jasper - Complete
Explosions by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
G1; Jazz has a little secret about his work that Prowl happily exploits
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Letters From The Kids by melodylaner reviews
When Harry and Ginny's children go to Hogwarts they send the most interesting letters home!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2009 - James S. P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Just One of Those Days by bemj11 reviews
Carlisle comes home to find members of the family embroiled in a deep misunderstanding and eager to keep him out of it. As it turns out, it's just one of those days. Another less serious story. One-Shot. Carlisle POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
My Impressionable Doctor by Optimegwing reviews
Ratchet ends up watching Scrubs after an enforced break from Wheeljack; the twins end up paying the price for it. Yes I know I suck at selling this...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Of Kids, Dogs, Mummies, and Daddies by Hime D reviews
Tino is trying to clear up a certain misunderstanding. "Peter seems to be pretty convinced that I am your wife. Maybe you should explain the joke to him?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Meet Your Brothers… Ahem… and sisters by Eediva reviews
It was time for Him to introduce the little cherub to His sons and daughters, and God knew it was going to be a task considering how many angels He had created in the short span of 2 billion years.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Castiel, Michael - Complete
Slow Poison by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Mystery Spot missing day: The taco wasn't funny at all.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Comfort to the Enemy by REB Jenn reviews
Lucifer's rising in front of Sam & Dean ; an archangel's descending on Castiel. Picks up where the 4.22 finale left off.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,279 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Feverish Frenzy by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
Draco gasped. She wasn't reading. There could only be a few reasons that she could be not reading. Either a werewolf bit her, she was dead, or the worst of all, Barney had abducted her and splurged the life from her with his killer songs. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Skirts by Orchidmunkii reviews
Just a short fic. My first ever fic. Octavius find Jedediah in a weird situation. fluffy slash
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Play the Game by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Danny gets irriatated with Vlad's obsession with the Packers. He came by to visit, and is only getting ignored. Maybe he should use those green and gold colors to get Vlad's attention? Vlad is about to learn what Danny wants, Danny gets... or else. M/M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
North of Normal by Enkidu07 reviews
Dean is injured by a poisoned arrow on a hunt. Sam's got it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
Not a good idea by Orchidmunkii reviews
Here's a quick one shot. Jedediah realizes maybe it wasn't such a good idea to get Octavius drunk. Doesn't mean he won't enjoy it though Fluff/Slash. M for safety
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Discussing Harry by TheDoctor'sWriter reviews
Dialogue fic. Pregnant Lily and James talking about their child and what it might look like. First Fic Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
An Interrupted Evening by ShadowPalace reviews
Annabeth's boring evening gets exciting when Percy shows up saying that he needs her help studying for a test. No matter whether they are studying or not, they still seem to get interrupted. Percabeth, Post TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Egg Slag, Suds, and Sparkmates by optimus prime 007 reviews
After a wreck, Optimus desperately needs a cleaning so Elita helps him.Also, since said SIC was involved, Prowl also needs a cleaning.So of course Jazz is more than eager to help.Mature rating for hot, steamy shower scenes. Optimus x Elita. Prowl x Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,673 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Time To Tell by ShadowPalace reviews
How do Percy and Annabeth know it's time to tell their daughter about the existence of the gods and half-bloods? When she starts to use the word 'hell'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Playful by Terez reviews
Alice is in a playful mood and won’t let Jasper see her drawing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
No More Fear by DazzlingTopaz1901 reviews
Bella wakes up from a nightmare and Edward not there. Jasper is the only one there for her to talk to. They end up talking about the night of her 18th birthday. Just some Jasper and Bella bonding. One Shot. Please give it a chance; it is my first Fan Fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Jace antler's adventure! by ironfaery reviews
CoB "One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," Jace added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me." Do you want to know what happened that night?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
To End Your Suffering by MissAnnThropic reviews
The forest was bombarded with a blinding light. When it faded, Dean stared down at the body before him. It was Sam, Dean knew, but only because Dean remembered what Sam had looked like at four years old.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ghostly Guardian by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Who says that angels need to be in the form of a human to help humans? Dean finds out when lost and injured in a forest, angels can also have hoofs and manes.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Say It If It's Worth Saving Me by The lunatic who cares reviews
Come, please, I'm callin', And all I need is you. Hurry I'm falling.' Set G1. One of Jazz's missions goes awry and he learns what it means to be at Megatron's mercy. Will the Prowl & the Autobots save him in time? Continuation of Ain't That A Kick...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Draco's Cake Attempt by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
I told Neville I'd bake the cake for Luna's surprise party, but I have a meeting. He'd probably burn the house down if he tried to bake a cake." "So you want me to make it? Who is to say that I won't burn the house down either? I'll fail! Epically!" DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Flirtation Interpretation by ShadowPalace reviews
Ever wondered how Percy might have learned how to flirt in between BoTL and TLO? Well, this is the story of when Paul taught Percy a thing or two about how to flirt with girls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Breathe by JaredSadalecki reviews
An AU oneshot of the night that Voldemort raided the Potter household
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Names by StrawberryGreen reviews
James, Albus, and Lily discuss their names. A short one-shot, written very early in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
With Or Without Wings by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
It was almost absurd to think of angels without wings. Which is why it always seemed all the more extraordinary each time they saw Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
That's What Brothers Do, You Know by bemj11 reviews
Jasper reacts badly to something the family does, and Emmett tries to make sure he's okay. Just a brotherly moment between the two. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Friends of the Night by Tiro reviews
Glorfindel finds Erestor asleep by his desk late at night. He decides to become a nightly friend, and before they know it, something is changing between them. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Waiter! Another Napkin Please! by Xanthophobiac reviews
Maybe having dinner with his boss, his ex-wife and his lover wasn't such a good idea afterall. Terrorist One-Shot
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
The Prayers of St Francis by mmouse15 reviews
Jazz has been badly injured. Spike wants to know why Prowl's hovering. This is a series of stories about Prowl and Jazz's relationship, told to Spike by various mechs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Questions by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/Draco held his homework out in front of her, pointing to a number. “What’s the answer?” Hermione sent him a look that clearly said 'You should know.' Unfortunately, he didn't./ Q drabble in the ABCDMHG drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Problems by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/“What the hell does this mean?” Draco screeched at the top of his lungs, ripping the piece of paper in his hands into itty bitty tiny pieces. “It means that you have an OCD with yourself. It’s pretty simple,” Hermione replied./ P in the ABCDMHG drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Non Refundable by Pippin's Socks reviews
There is a perfectly logical explanation as to why Jace Wayland is baking cookies at 2 o'clock in the morning, just give the boy a few minutes to come up with something. – JaceClary. For Fiercy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Kindle My Heart by sprinkledwithpearls reviews
."I sat here, tucked away in my little asylum, tucked away from the world. It didn't matter if I was alive or dead. Nothing mattered now." Before she was Alice Cullen, she was Mary Alice Brandon. The tragic past of our favorite vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,137 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice - Complete
A Bow in Her Hair by Foundation of Dreams reviews
All Human. Alice/ Jasper. Based on the song, "Travelling Soldier" by the Dixie Chicks. It's my first Alice/Jasper fic! Please, read and review! T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
OH THE HORROR by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/He was a prefect and should therefore have been patrolling the corridors instead of sitting down and cracking open a cheesy, cliché, horrible, vomit inducing, nonsense filled book that he couldn’t help but laugh at...hysterically./ DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Undying by Insaniiity reviews
Revisiting Forks, Washington with a twist - the roles are reversed. Bella Cullen is the mysterious beauty; Edward Masen is the dazzling newcomer. Edward's perspective. Rated T for violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,528 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Painted Turtle of Healing by Daylight reviews
Castiel tries to deliver a message at three in the morning and there is much confusion.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Advantages of Having An Immortal Parent by ShadowPalace reviews
Despite all the running, neglect, and personal anxiety most demigods feel from their respective immortal parent, there are some advantages of having a Greek God or Goddess as your parent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Babies by AdrenalineRush16 reviews
One shot. "Hey Skittery? Where do babies come from?" Tumbler asks the classic question. For Tumbler Week '09
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Tumbler - Complete
The Principal's Office by bemj11 reviews
What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
No More Balconies by alanwolfmoon reviews
Wilson has a migraine and can't see. Maybe now's not the best time to be on the balcony.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Just a Plaything by Smudge93 reviews
Alastair wants to play a game with the boys with Dean as the prize. Can the boys win or will Alastair break them completely?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,806 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Art of Subtlety by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Flight to Hell by ChristyK reviews
Even though Dean has a fear of flying Sam talks him into flying to their next hunt....with bad results
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
My BlackWhite Knight by DreadPirate-Westley reviews
Penny is taken away from Seaweed and her friends for her public display of affection. Will Seaweed be able to rescue the fair maiden again? And will he be able to untie the knots once he’s found her? P/S some T/L Starts right after the movie finishes
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Uncomfortable by psychokid reviews
Something is making Reid uncomfortable, and Morgan wants to know what.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/2/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I Wouldn't Mind A Personal Hell Like You by Mackenzie Leigh Hauntelle reviews
Is it possible to get more injuries in the hospital than in a battle field? A Nurse Mary Alice Brandon, with a rare case of adrenaline rush disorder, gets assigned to the poor wounded Lieutenant Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
What's For Dinner? by Nieriel Raina reviews
He always knew wood-elves were strange. Will their outlandish customs prove too much for a stout dwarf like Gimli? 2ND PLACE March 2009 Teitho Contest; 2ND PLACE 2009 MEFA Genres: Character Study: Friendship. Undying Friendship Series. Year 3019 Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
You Left So What Now by xXchampXx reviews
Edward leaves again. Bella one night goes to the Cullen's only to find Victoria. 50 years she is the leader of her own coven. What happens when the Maxwells and the Cullens meet? R&R. Normal parings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Brig Talk by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Suntreaker decides to take a little revenge on the seekers in the brig. It does not go as planned. Katsuko's AU, Humor, and a LOT of talking. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Starscream, Bluestreak - Complete
Like Two Pieces of a Puzzle by XXSkittlesXX reviews
A look at Jasper and Alice through the eyes of Jenks, the crooked lawyer from Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Shadows.Dance reviews
Such a pure and different love they shared, two halves of the same whole, not complete unless they were with each other...Alice and Jasper's first two years together, starting from the day they meet to when the met the Cullens for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Because You Loved Me by Kemma Lee reviews
The good, the bad. The ups, the downs. The support, and the doubts... most of all: the love. Alice and Jasper from their first few days as strangers to their wedding night. Companion to About A Soldier and Pixie Dust & Premonitions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,449 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fools by rogueandkurt reviews
Welcome to the BAU prank wars. Oneshot. April Fools teamfic. Emily, Morgan, JJ gen. Semi Reid centric. Post- Cold Comfort.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/1/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Thunderstorms by Sadie193 reviews
The Flock are stuck in an abandoned house during a thunderstorm and Max has to get over her fears. Random Fax oneshot. Read and review please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2009
Measuring Up by bemj11 reviews
When Carlisle meets Peter, and old friend of Jasper's, can he measure up to Peter's expectations of what a coven leader should be? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Carlisle, Peter - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 856 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Fight by Justine Lark reviews
Emmett challenges Edward to a fight, but with Bella in the mix, perhaps they aren't so evenly matched anymore. Who wins, who loses and how does Rosalie react? Post-BD family fun with the Cullens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Puppy by alanwolfmoon reviews
Chase chews though a sharpie and goes to the clinic.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2009 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
The Argument by shadowqueen1 reviews
Alice and Jasper have an argument over the credit card.....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Eyes on Fire by fairywings81 reviews
After moving Emma to West Yorkshire, Alice and Jasper find themselves in trouble when old friends of Jasper's turns up in the neighborhood with their own child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,315 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
If I'm Not Dying, I'm Getting Laughed At by alex's wonderland reviews
3-Shot. Post-Book, Johnny and Dallas are alive. Basically, Ponyboy has an appendicitis attack, and Darry rushes him to the hospital. Really random and pointless, but thats okay. Please read and review. Its better than this review makes it sound.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
Desert Desert by Amiable Loner reviews
Morgan finds one of the few ways to completely irritate Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/8/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Watching You From Up Above by SarahLou reviews
One-shot of Rose's important life events from Jack's POV in Heaven. P.S. I DO NOT OWN TITANIC OR IT'S CHARACTERS!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Shocks In Erebor: Greenwood Prince 3 by NiRi's Narrations reviews
What will happen when Legolas keeps his promise to Gimli to visit the Lonely Mountain? He'll be shocked, of course! The sequel to Surprises in the Greenwood. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,313 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Legolas, Gimli, Dwarf, OC - Complete
Deal by idioticonion reviews
Marshall catches Ted in bed, doing someone he shouldn't be doing. This is M/M Slash Fiction, so be warned!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Marshall E., Ted M. - Complete
Disrupting The Ranks by FirstMateBunny reviews
Emmett wonders why Jasper gets to plan everything for the battle in Eclipse. Almost an alternative to Who Won The War? Thanks to Princess Angela Michelle for the idea.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Forever by dancingal0neandreadytog0 reviews
Garrett loves Kate. Kate loves Garrett. But she doesn't always show it in the best way possible. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
A challenge met by PrancingTiger86 reviews
When Jazz told Sideswipe he could do anything, he knew he was in trouble
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Asleep or dead? by FrozenxWonder reviews
The Fellowship gets their first taste of elvish sleep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Legolas - Complete
Homecoming by FrozenxWonder reviews
Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn and the four hobbits go to Mirkwood to invite the royal family to Aragorn's wedding. This results in the fellowship getting a glimpse of the royal side of Legolas' life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Legolas - Complete
5 Times Renesmee Threw a Temper Tantrum by FictionInReality reviews
Because no child is perfect. Rated for almost language in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Alice's New Pet by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
Alice gets lonely so she gets a pet, what will happen to it when Jasper gets jealous?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alice - Complete
Diapers and Deception by Phantoms Little Lotte reviews
Alice and Jasper are left to babysit Renesmee, who is need of a diaper change. Someone's got to take care of it...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
What If? by rps-lizardspock reviews
What if Barney didn't survive the bus accident? Ted's POV. Spoilers through Miracles.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
All the Difference by Struck Upon a Star reviews
Pre-Twilight, in canon. Chapters alternate between APOV and JPOV. Fic handles lots of back story from before they met, but also includes their first meeting, their first three years together, and the beginning of their time with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,198 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Eternal Love by reader13lovesbooks reviews
When Esme Platt moves to Forks to escape her abusive fiance, she never expected to fall in love with the mysterious Dr. Cullen. But what happens when said fiance shows up? From the author of High School for the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,418 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Reid's Little Secret by SillyOldThing reviews
Jordan thinks she learns a secret about Reid after finding Austin in his apartment.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Uncle Jazzy by NessieCullen9 reviews
Jasper's POV. Post-Breaking Dawn. A sweet little moment between Jasper and his niece, Nessie. Bella and Alice also featured. Please leave a review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/19/2009 - [Jasper, Alice] Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
The Even Fight by Twilight-Tennis-Addicted reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. ONE SHOT. Emmett and Edward fight without Edward's power.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Now You're One of Us by fairywings81 reviews
While vacationing, Alice and Jasper Hale stumble across the planning of a massacre. Emma Volding is a six-year-old who's mother is killed in the fray. Seeing she has a similar gift, Carlisle grants permission for Alice and Jasper to take her in as theirs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,974 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Albus Severus? by Khell reviews
A story about a certain portrait - and a certain young Potter. May contain some spoilers for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Sparkling's and Oreos by PrancingTiger86 reviews
After a bad day at work all Prowl wants to do is cuddle up with his mate and offspring but Bluestreak simply has other ideas.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
If You Poke a Vampire in the Eye by A. Murray reviews
The events as recalled by Bella Swan. Complete fluffy humor.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unfortunately by Owl Emporium reviews
Lily is being stubborn, while James is being his usual big-headed self. Merlin knows what situations will arise... LilyJames. Dialouge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
New Years in Vegas by SillyOldThing reviews
Reid returns from Vegas with some 'splainin' to do.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Vanilla Becomes Spicy by mdnytryder reviews
Warning: rated M for a reason. Slash/bondage/discipline/dark/graphic descriptions. Don't like, don't read. G1 - Where Prowl gets his revenge on Jazz - or so he thinks.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
So This Is Christmas by ggo85 reviews
Wilson has some medical issues -- in a Santa suit.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Silent Treatment by Anemies reviews
After an argument, Emmett and Rose decided not to talk to each other. Now, the first one to speak to the other loses. Remember: both hates to lose and hates to admit that they're wrong. Who will end up losing? One-shot. Comedy. Emmett/Rose. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
It's Me and Emily by NoDaybutTooDay reviews
COMPLETE. When House discovers that Chase has a daughter, he decides it's time to find out what else he doesn't know about Chase. House/Chase friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,299 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
This is War! by Unknown-Bliss reviews
On a snowy day, Reid walks to work, thinking it will be a normal day. Little does he know he'll get caught in the middle of a furious battle between his coworkers!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Witch Doctor by Totally Not Pyro reviews
Seth and Jacob are running patrol. Everybody knows that for teenage boys, bored minds can mean nightmares. Mid-Breaking Dawn, pre-Renesmee. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Wheeljack, Noun by Loco the Exclaimer reviews
G1. Wheeljack, noun: A small but powerful destructive force to be regarded with caution. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Wheeljack, Prowl - Complete
The Cullen Warrior by The Only Pancake reviews
Esme is kidnapped, Carlisle is broken, and it becomes Jasper’s responsibility to lead his family through their darkest hour. Will the coven be restored, or will everything come crashing down around our soldier's eyes? Rated for violence. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,046 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Jasper, Esme - Complete
Sleepless by Unknown-Bliss reviews
Reid-centric The day after a tough case, Reid refuses to get up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/11/2008 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Sick Day by merduff reviews
When Wilson comes down with the flu, House decides to take a sick day.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by azngirl123 reviews
Annabeth and Percy are married and have a daughter. Percebeth. Christmas One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Priority Client by Eowyn77 reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
Save me from this darkness by moogsthewriter reviews
Sam's been hunted before. But never like this. Tag to 4.04 "Metamorphosis", so spoilers up to that point.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Go Home by Unknown-Bliss reviews
Hotch notices how tired the team is after a long, difficult case. He does the only thing a good boss should do.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/2/2008 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Joys of Country Landscape by Unknown-Bliss reviews
Morgan finds he is more than a little out of his element as the team persues an unsub in the vast Kentucky woods.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/1/2008 - D. Morgan - Complete
Accustomed by Unknown-Bliss reviews
JJ-centric After her years on the job, JJ was accustomed to waking up at 2 o'clock in the morning. This time is no different.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, Will L. - Complete
Falling Down Stairs by SexyHugh88 reviews
Robert breaks his leg and gets some company.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Mood Swings by sizzlinghott reviews
Sam is mad at Austin, can a few words change that? SamAustin
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Egotism by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
“Draco, you are an egoist. Face it,” Hermione announced. “No. I’m not. I’m just not oblivious.” Draco insisted.“Oblivious to what?” Hermione implored, confused. “To how hot I am.” DMHG drabble. Based off my story ABCDMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Debonair and Delicate by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
Anyways, you can’t blame them. I’m so debonair that they can’t resist me.” “Well, I want their eyes off your debonair-ness.” "That's not even a word." DMHG drabble. Based off of my story ABCDMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Books and Boredom by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
The occasional sound of Hermione turning the page of her book was the only sound as they sat there in silence. Hermione, reading her books and Draco, being bored. DMHG drabble. Based off my story ABCDMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Arrogance and Amazingness by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
“Aww. Don’t be mean. I’m not arrogant. I’m just-“ Draco began, in an effort to defend his honor. “Haughty? Conceited? Big-headed?” Hermione asked, cutting him off. DMHG drabble. Based off my story ABCDMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking care of you by Tsuyu ryu reviews
When Edward gets injured by a mysterious hunter, it’s Bella’s turn to take care of him. But when she decides he stays at her house, things get complicated… will Charlie discover Edward’s secret? And who’s after Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,569 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fever Dreams by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** Peter’s ignored an illness too long, and it leads to some unintended, though not unexpected, consequences…--Brotherfic. Book and Moviebased--
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
ABCDMHG by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
Learn the ABCs Draco and Hermione's way! Draco and Hermione attempt to write a book using quick-notes quills. An ABC book. And each of the words have something to do with their relationship. DMHG established relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Here Be Medic by Iris magic reviews
What would have happened if Ratchet initially joined the Decepticons? Has nothing to do with Angel-verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
First Interface by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
Tf:A Prowl and Jazz's first interface. Obviously M for slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Gift by Vanessa Wolf reviews
Bella enlists Carlisle's help and advice in a gift for Edward's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Angel's Mistake by Jade-Ocean333 reviews
Jasper was used to worshipping the ground Alice walked on, idolizing her as an infallible, invincible goddess. One snowy day the situations are reversed, and he finds himself suddenly stronger. How can he help her understand that she'll always be an angel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Ain't That A Kick In The Head by The lunatic who cares reviews
When Prowl gets injured in a battle, there turns out to be some interesting consequences. Set G1. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
He's quite a Keeper! by MarauderROCKSTAR reviews
Lily is noticing James' attentions a just little bit more just recently, and after a nasty bust-up during a transfiguration lesson, Lily is left questioning her feelings. ROMANCE/HUMOR - not too fluffy until the very end, i promise! : JPxLE Marauder Era
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Nurses of Forks by Santiva Potter reviews
The nurses of Forks Hospital get a little overheated at the mention of their favorite doctor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Blades of Eru by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
As Legolas flees from the orcs that killed his patrol, he stumbles onto a cave that drops him into the land of Narnia. What is his purpose here, and why does Jadis desire his death so badly?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,102 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Legolas, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
Ninjas Only by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
TF:A A fun plot bunny. Bumblebee doesn't realize the power of his words on a very deprived, and very dirty minded Jazz. Warning, implied Prowl/Jazz slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
From: Nessie To: Jasper by Miss Southern Belle reviews
After a day shopping with her family, Nessie has a gift that she can't wait to give to her Uncle Jasper. Emmett can't wait for her to give it to him either.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper - Complete
Accidentally In Love by dytabytes reviews
50 Sentences for Ratchet and Wheeljack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Join the Party! by alwayssirius reviews
“I don’t care who’s a werewolf and who’s a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” What if Angela did turn out to be a witch? Silly one-shot to help out my writer's block. Now a two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Viva La Morte by Lady Murray reviews
Garrett's last moments as a human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
I Need You to Love Me by 11June11 reviews
AU/AH. Slave Edward is desperately in love with his princess, Bella. With a prompt from his brother, Emmett, he sets out to make her fall in love with him, too. But how could a princess ever love a slave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Trouble at All by StarLight9 reviews
Aragorn makes an unusual request and poor Legolas is thrown into a situation he does not enjoy at all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Legolas, Eldarion - Complete
Doing My Duty by Lokifan reviews
Buffy The Vampire Slayer xover. Harry meets a vampire in a pub. Being an Auror, it’s his public duty to keep an eye on the vamp, and keep him under control. Harry/Spike. Warnings: spanking, bondage, orgasm denial, but it's quite a fluffy love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Camping Trip by Wesfanemt333 reviews
Sam and Austin try camping. Written for Rowena DeVandal's August Challenge. Beginning sentence, "You're not funny." Ending sentence, "If it makes you feel better to believe that, go right ahead."
A Cinderella Story - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Switching Places by cullengirl28 reviews
What goes around the house when Bella has her period? Please REad and Review! La Mia Stell adopted!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
48 Hours by boywonderoncologist reviews
House and Wilson have a hugh argument. Will things be okay between them? Will they get a chance to find out when the hospital is taken hostage by a crazed man out to save his son? Its my first story, so please review :
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,750 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Doing Time by DarkAngelLillith reviews
What did they do to get thrown in the brig? Chapter 3: From the medbay to the brig. It's the medic's turn to get acquainted with the brig.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
On Hold by NativeStar reviews
Dean waits for that one phone call he knows is never coming. Episode tag to 'Skin'.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Five Pop Culture References Prowl Didn't Get by rainlightautumn reviews
Jazz quotes. Prowl tries not to fritz. Bluestreak wins a bet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Sick Sweethearts by MoonlightAngel220 reviews
Ginny isn't feeling well and much to Ginny's dismay Harry is taking care of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Cows by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Edward and Bella go on a road trip before their marriage. Bella finds something out about Edward that makes her laugh.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Esme and Carlisle Are Gone by Sapphire Mizu reviews
I sat with Alice as she suddenly froze. She grinned wickedly. “Jasper, does your army uniform still fit?” “Yes, why?” I questioned skeptically. “Because, I see you robbing the army.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
House call by labyrinth38 reviews
Chase gets a call from House with a somewhat strange request... Hurt/comfort fic; no slash. - Some spoilers for Season 4, but not for the season finale!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Buzzer by alanwolfmoon reviews
The first thunderstorm after Wilson moves in with Amber, and she needs a little help handling her frightened boyfriend.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2008 - J. Wilson - Complete
Last Minute Save by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Time Is On My Side missing scene: He couldn't remember being so scared before.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Salvation by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Prowl is injured and Jazz has to take care of him and find a way to slip past the Decepticons before they are found.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Leave the medical stuff to the professionals by Enkidu07 reviews
Sam dislocates a shoulder. Dean sees him through it. Injured!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Towed Truck by Twilit Violet reviews
Mater breaks down and needs a tow, but he’s too embarrassed to call another tow truck for help. Humor. One-shot.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Mater, Sheriff - Complete
Beat That! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's bored so he asks Jasper to play rock, paper, scissors with him. No good can come out of it. EVER. ONESHOT Rated T for very mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Sunglasses by KiaMianara reviews
Post Movie 07/mild slash - Life is not always like a fairytale; Prowl has to learn that the hard way when he arrives on earth only to discover his bonded dead and gone. Will he be able to get through this and if in what condition? - tissue warning
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
House, Your Motorcycle is Deafening by alanwolfmoon reviews
Five times Wilson has a migraine
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Down the Loo by siriusly klutzy reviews
We’ve all had our fair share of awkward situations, but I have reason to believe that being stuck in the same bathroom as James Potter when he’s really got to- you know- urinate, really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just One Kiss by Anemies reviews
Emmett is begging Rosalie to give him one night kiss and note this, Rose's refusing him! Fluff. One-shot. All human. Rose/Em R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Nature and Nurture by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. Ron was obsessive about his lawn. Judy was obsessive about her flowers. Something of their strange behaviour had to have passed down to their offspring. Bumblebee attempts to figure out what.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
RTC by skag trendy reviews
Dean is badly beaten. And it’s Sam to the rescue! But on responding to Dean’s call for help, Sam learns the hard way that 4X4s don’t respond well to over steer. Involves helpless, trapped, Hurt Sam and injured, desperate Protective Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,116 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
All About Chemistry by Coldpaws reviews
G1 or Movieverse: Ratchet has no idea. A double drabble featuring Ratchet and Wheeljack in their younger days.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Immortality for the Mortally Challenged by TraSan reviews
Short gapfiller for "Time is on my Side." Just a little "missing" piece of brotherly schmoop. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Gift from Primus, my Aft! by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Sunstreaker onlines in the med-bay after a hard night of partying, he discovers something is afoot. And why the slag was Ratchet smiling at him like that? April Fool's Day fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Runaway Taste Tester by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Being a taste tester would generally be a good job to have, unless the chef you're testing for is Isabelle Lightwood. JaceIsabelle familial friendship. JaceSimon loathing.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
I'll Play You For It by What'sLeftOfABizarreChildhood reviews
Ron’s tired of being Uke and challenges Harry for the role of Seme. But Harry wont give up his top spot with out a fight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
An Emotionally Challenged Boy by beachbumyeahh reviews
Alice/Jasper "I am not shopping with you, and you can't make me!" Alice stopped, and smiled at him. "You want to bet?"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Technical Difficulties by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam tries to send an image he found on the Internet to his friend, Miles. Unfortunately, Sam hits the wrong button and sends said image to everyone in his address book-including his Autobot friends.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Who's your Daddy? by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Grimlock - Complete
Death by Fan Fiction: Reid's Paranoia by mabelreid reviews
One Shot Sequel to Death by Fan Fiction. A bit of paranoia creeps into Reid's behavior after reading some Fan Fiction.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Don't Feed the Dog! by xgraciela reviews
Wilson needs a rabies shots, his secret phobia is revealed and dogs are caught. House/Wilson friendship, humor. COMPLETE! Please R&R
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Amsterdam by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Nightshifter tag story: Thanks to Dean's new popularity with the feds, Sam couldn't just take him to the ER. But he has to do something.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
A Most Reluctant Noah by The Starhorse reviews
First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Little White Promises by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Skin tag fic: Dean promised he wouldn't go back into the sewer. Sam is not happy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The First Time All Over Again by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Wendigo tag: It's been a long time since someone took care of Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
A Reason to Continue On by Kesera reviews
TwinsXRatchet pairing. The twins give Ratchet a reason to continue on without them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Win or Lose Celeborn's Still Sleeping on the Floor by Larian Elensar reviews
What did Celeborn and Galadriel really think of having Elrond as their son-in-law?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Celeborn, Galadriel - Complete
Night On A Bare Mountain by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
Finally complete, with chapter six and an epilogue added. While travelling home across the Misty Mountains, Elrohir encounters unexpectedly severe weather. Injured and alone, he discovers just how strong his link with Elladan is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Emotion Overload by OnlyinFiction reviews
Jasper has a little hissy fit when Edward and Bella are together. Set around the end of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Brothers First by deangirl1 reviews
Getting bitten by a vampire just has to have some consequences....tag to Fresh Blood.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
In Sickness or in Health by turquoise.seas reviews
FAX... Fang has a fever, what does Max do? Oneshot.. cutesyness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Is Everything Alright? by xgraciela reviews
Wilson has appendicitis. House/Wilson friendship. Now COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Jumped by PEACE.LOVE.MUSIC reviews
“That,” he said slugging me again, “is for hitting on my girlfriend. That,” he got me right across the jaw on that one, “is for earlier, and this,” he kneed me ‘below the belt,’ “is just so you don’t get any ideas in the future.” ONESHOT.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sodapop C., Steve R. - Complete
Mine by Lola Hard reviews
*Ironhide/Will, implied Jazz/Epps* Challenge fic. After being made jealous for the Nth time Ironhide shows Will whom he belongs to... PWPish. Full info and warnings inside.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Rough Night by xgraciela reviews
Wilson injures himself in the bathroom. Now completed!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Criminal Minds Christmas Story by REIDFANATIC reviews
The BAU team are stranded away from home at Christmas time and try to share the joy of the season amongst themselves and with others.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Look At Me, I'm Soda C by greaserlove reviews
Look At Me, I'm Sandra D. OUTSIDERS STYLE.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Sodapop C. - Complete
Snorefindel by Esteliel01 reviews
Erestor takes care of a sleeping Glorfindel. Inspired by Evendim’s take on the duo. No slash!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
You're a Vampire? by BeautyXBlessedGuard reviews
[Role Reversal] Edward's the human and Bella's the vampire. What will happen when these two meet? Will their love survive the many problems they face? See what happens in this twisted tale of love and vampires! ExB, AXJ, EXR, CXE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Transference by Merisha reviews
Dean is seriously wounded and Sammy has to race against time to save him. Deans POV. Humor and angst ensues!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,311 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Even Trade: A Retelling of the Little Mermaid by SilverKitsune1 reviews
Hans Christian Andersen’s The Little Mermaid took the story in one direction. Sam and Dean took it in another.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Will I Wake Tomorrow by LostInKaos reviews
Mark is sick. Really sick. Roger is shocked. Collins, Maureen and Joanne are out of the loop. Can Mark make amends with not only his friend, but family before his time runs out? Things happen and lives change. Eventual Character Death
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,678 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Allergies and Duct Tape by Kyron reviews
07 Movieverse. Sam decides to go say hello to Ratchet in the med bay. What he expected and what he learned are two totally different things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Pick Up Lines by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
LJ. James tries out various pick up lines on Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Creations by Melora Maxwell reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
In His Mind by Whitelight72 reviews
Chase is still working in NICU after House fired him. When he runs into members of House's new team, he finds himself highly amused. ONESHOT
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Bake by rogueandkurt reviews
Some favours are more trouble than they're worth. Gideon and Reid friendship fic. Oneshot. ReidCentric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2007 - S. Reid, J. Gideon - Complete
The Elf, the Spider and the Master by nautika reviews
Legolas shares a story of his youth with the Fellowship. A Fireside Chat story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Where the lilies blow by Tari Roo reviews
Post DH. Its the 1st April and the cemetery in Ottery St. Catchpole has a visitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Inside Of You by Kirmon64 reviews
Frenzy is a devious little bot. A VERY devious little bot. Rated M for a reason, folks! /CadexFrenz, smutfic/
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Snowmechs by Melora Maxwell reviews
Soundwave and the Cassettes discover there are some fringe benefits to snow. Provided the Cassettes can stop bickering long enough to appreciate them, of course...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Waxing and Waning by Muffy Morrigan reviews
Dean's dying, somehow mortally wounded during a simple hunt. Even if they find the cause is a cure possible? HURT!Sick Dean Not death fic
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,608 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Serious and the Smirk by QuillSwift reviews
It's Harry's first meeting with Snape's portrait and it is all he can do to remind himself that, after all, he was the one who had asked to have it made. PostDH some sentimentality, fun, and Snape as sarcastic as ever. Some things never change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Balrog's Balls! by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
Just where did Elrohir learn that unfortunate expression? It's all Glorfindel's fault, of course ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Elrohir - Complete
Taken Place by Lola Hard reviews
*postmovie 2007* Bumblebee comes back to Sam's house after his meeting with the Autobots, only to find his parking place taken by another car... a response to Dark Kari's prompt.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
The Memory Remains by purehalo reviews
Missing scene from WIAWSNB. Set between Sam finding Dean and their little heart to heart in the motel room. I needed more HC and brother moments than the ep gave me.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Complete
Eagerly Awaiting by Oldach's Dream reviews
Just a goofy little oneshot featuring House and Wilson with appearances by the ducklings. HW Friendship only.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/4/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Likeness by Muguet au Bois reviews
Post DH...What were they expecting George to do, jump off the Astronomy Tower or something?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - George W. - Complete
Mirror Conversations by Only Sometimes reviews
Post DH, spoilers. Five years after the war, George Weasley finds himself talking, remembering, and arguing with a mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones by Muffy Morrigan reviews
Tag to The Benders. Sam realizes that Dean is hurt worse than he thought and Dean discovers something about Sam. Hurt!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Doctor's Visit by Isabeau1 reviews
2007movie Just a little story about Ratchet being a medic and Bumblebee being himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Sniffles by Melora Maxwell reviews
The Cassettes have a choice: babysit a sickly Ratbat or suffer the wrath of Soundwave... OK, what were the options again?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Soundwave, Ratbat - Complete
A Shoulder to Die On by The Steppy One reviews
The war is over and Hermione is helping with the search for the injured and the dead. When she finds an old enemy, can she see past their differences to give him the comfort he needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Power Over You by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Harry has that power the Dark Lord...well actually he does know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
A Most Important Task by Allee1 reviews
Legolas enlists Gimli’s aid in a rather messy situation. Pure fluff!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Not Okay by Miss Obsessive reviews
Wilson is hurt and won't tell House why. House tries to find out and Wilson resists, as usual.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Cold Comfort by merduff reviews
Wasp vs. Wilson: Wilson doesn't win, House doesn't care. Or does he? Inspired by the sickwilson 100 member prompt.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Ghostly Conversations by Saint Mirror reviews
Danny Jr. meets the ghost of his father after running out of his house when he heard his mother and 'father' arguing about it. way better than the summary makes it sound i promise. [REWRITTEN!]
Pearl Harbor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Examination by MyCrimsonDawn reviews
Elrond tries to explain something to a fiveyearold Estel, much to Legolas’ amusement. OneShot, Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
It Was Nothing by Calenlass Greenleaf reviews
OLD. Estel is bitten during a hunting trip, and he doesn't tell his brothers. Thus, he suffers! And Elrond's not around to help him…can it get any worse for poor Estel? Complete. This story won third in the EAC contest entry: Spiders.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
Lightning by Tomo Potter reviews
Gazzy's fears keep the flock up late... mild fax. Fanfic100: The Flock. Prompt 68. Lightening
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Ten Simple Tricks by AlwaysSharp reviews
The Hottest Guy at Babylon contest goes a little differently. Brandon names Justin as one of the ten tricks.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
The Twilight Chat Room by Werewolf hunters reviews
what would happen if the twilight characters got screen names? 1 shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Discovering by jenyme reviews
SLASH LegolasEomer. Series of ficlets in which Man and Elf learn about each other's cultures.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Legolas, Eomer - Complete
Spider's Thread by simon22cat reviews
One brother searches for his sibling after the battle of Helm’s Deep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Haldir - Complete
First and Last by nautika reviews
Archery time with Aragorn, Legolas and Faramir. Written for Teitho Challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Just a Glitch by Kyron reviews
Ratchet has to explain the phenomenon known as the Twins Language and fight for them to keep it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Trouble times Two by mabelreid reviews
One Shot Sequel to A new addition. The thirteen year old Reid twins use their talents to borrow something of Spencer's to impress a girl, trouble ensuses.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
You Never Came by SerenityFrogLuvr3 reviews
Mark is left alone, and he can't handle it. Did his knight in shining armor come to late to save him? Read to find out. Character death. Deals with suicide.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
That's Why I'm here by Girlie G reviews
ONE SHOT! When counselor Erestor finds himself attacked and alone in his office, he finds himself helpless. Until his best friend just happens to be wandering the hall....T for scary themes! not a slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Unbreakable by SupernaturalGeek reviews
Tag to 'Scarecrow'. Sam learns Dean was hurt more badly than he let on. Could this be the day his luck runs out?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Seahorse by JenLea reviews
Mark pisses off a pregnant Maureen. She makes him wear an empathy belly in order to earn the right to name her baby, and give him a taste of what she goes through.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Mark C., Maureen J. - Complete
Skin Walker by DeanWinchesterFan1985 reviews
Sam and Dean come across a skin walker who is out killing people who are trying to kill local stray dogs. When Sam and Dean try to stop it one of the brothers gets fatally wounded. Will they survive or will this be the end of one of the brothers?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,320 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Crowd Control by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S1 - Sunstreaker has to deal with Bluestreak and problem humans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sunstreaker, Bluestreak - Complete
Military Assault by Sapphyre Blu reviews
Do NOT Read This Fic And Absolutely....Do NOT REVIEW It.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I'll Catch You When You Fall by SupernaturalGeek reviews
Tag to 'Phantom Traveller'. When the events on the plane finally catch up with Dean, will he allow Sam to be there for him?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Spot's Lullaby by Seaver42 reviews
Short little OneShot. It's Hush Little Baby, Brooklyn Style.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Spot C. - Complete
Sugar On The Asphalt by RainyDayz reviews
When House bums a ride home from Chase, neither one of them expected to take such a steep detour. Trapped in a car with only one another for company in freezing temperatures, they begin to wonder what will kill them first. The cold or each other.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Cats and Dogs by Gord and V reviews
Legolas and Aragorn get into a fight about cats and dogs; which one is better?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Close Encounters of the Hunted Kind by Joella reviews
Gordon has friends who see Sam as a threat. Spoilers up through Hunted.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Dragon for Estel by kuramagal reviews
Estel’s having a hard time falling asleep so Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel and Erestor decide to tell him a story. Fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
An Autobot Christmas by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Just a little Christmas story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Only a Scratch by Erestor reviews
Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
Vision and Pain by swenglish reviews
Sam is the one with the vision and pain. A missing scene from the episode Simon said.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Ark Alacrity by Amilyi reviews
[G1] Ever wondered why, by startling coincidence, the Ark gave Soundwave the altform of a sound system instead of, say, a food blender? Or why Ratchet, the Medical Officer, just so happened to become an ambulance? He didn’t. Someone’s been fibbing...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Prowl's Angels by ZenNoodles reviews
When Prowl gets miffed, beware. CLANG! OneShot, G1. No intended slashes. Stars: The CMO, Twins, and of course Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Misfortunes of an Elf by Deana reviews
Collection of snippets and short stories about our favorite LOTR characters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Brothers by ChristyK reviews
Sam is injured in a convenience store robbery
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Ratchet's Runaround by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Ratchet needs Prowl for just fifteen lousy astrominutes. Easier said than done...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Mental by LizzehBoo reviews
The day started out with no cases. Then Chase punched House, which could have been normal… until he collapsed. ChaseCameron and HouseCuddy moments.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
An Epic Battle by Larian Elensar reviews
Summary: Orophin's hobby isn't 'normal.' Written for 25FluffyFics LJ – prompt 002 hobbies
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Celeborn - Complete
Drinking Game by Beertree reviews
MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Together Again by purehalo reviews
Tag to Wendigo, because i loved that Episode and Dean was more hurt than he let on.So read on for some Dean whumping and brother banter.Oh, and some Sammy angst for those that love it!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Into the Frying Pan by Evergreene reviews
It is Aragorn's turn to cook for the fellowship, much to a certain elf's consternation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
The LateNight Alteration by grape-2010 reviews
Lily Evans is woken one night to find James Potter bloody and battered. While fixing him up, she finds her thoughts running deeper into places she never thought they'd go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Grin and Bear It by Tirya King reviews
G1. Collaboration with MariaShadow. The medic with an exterior of steel and spines is accused of having a fluff interior. Watch as insults and laser scalpels fly. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
How To Drive An Elf Insane by Dark Windsong reviews
Legolas finds himself on the hunt for an elusive athelas bush with none other than Peregrin Took for company... Peregrin is eager to know all about everything from elves to babies. How will Legolas cope? No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Sleep With Your Eyes Open by Katatonia reviews
Pippin gets a nasty shock one evening and Aragorn doesn't help matters...whoever said Rangers were mature? Warning: mention of death but nothing explicit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Bathing Harry by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Sirius finds that giving Harry a bath can be ... quite an adventure, to say in the least.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Pioneering Medicine by nautika reviews
I saw a comment somewhere that said the only illnesses Aragorn ever seemed to have in fan fiction were colds and pneumonia. They wanted something new. Here it is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
The High King's Keeper by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** Peter had the annoying tendency to be overly noble. Of course, it fell to Edmund to make sure his brother was not idiotic enought to get himself killed...--Brotherfic. Book and Moviebased-- --SEQUEL TO HIS FAMILY'S KEEPER--
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Betrayed by Deana reviews
Legolas suddenly falls ill, and the obvious cause is poison. Who has done this, and what toxin was used? Questions need fast answers before the poison kills him...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
If You Give House A Vicodin by calicoskies4ever reviews
For anyone who loved the story If You Give a Mouse a Cookie as a child. Rated T for alcohol and drug use as well as one breif drug referance
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/22/2005
Boys and Girls by DreamsofSpike reviews
Spike is in an abusive relationship with Buffy...how far will Tara go to help him get out, and how will it change her life in the process? COMPLETE!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Spike, Tara M. - Complete
Whipped by Seom reviews
Parvarti and Lavender think Ron is whipped by Hermione. Ron and Hermione think it's rubbish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
In Sickness and in Health by Ramarama reviews
Spot has a horrible realization. He is SICK. But the leader of Brooklyn should never have such a weakness, at least not in Brooklyn. So our poor fevered newsie embarks on an odyssey to safety. ONE SHOT
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
A Best Friend's Bond by FlipWise reviews
This story follows Sodapop and Steve's friendship. It shows their good times, bad times, and all the respect they greatly have for each other.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,732 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sodapop C., Steve R. - Complete
Grip by Rei-Kuhori reviews
Dr. Chase has played an important role in solving all the “medical mysteries” bombarding the team. But when all of a sudden Chase is the victim, can House crack a case without him? NOW COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
A Lesson in Quenya by Tyello reviews
Disappearing reference books, memorized dictionaries, and a harried Erestor. It's just another day in the Peredhil household. . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
From Dreams to Reality by Fiery Punk Princess reviews
After Hermione has a dream about Draco being punished by his father, she gets a surprise when Draco turns up brutally injured and she realises that her dream was in fact a vision of the reality. (Eventually DHr - COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Eyes of the Eldar by Earendil Eldar reviews
A little Estel's first encounter with the way Elves sleep frightens him. In the vain of my One Stormy Night... series. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Aragorn, Erestor - Complete
King Ellesar's First Winter by Araien reviews
The new king of Gondor is having some trouble ajusting, but the first snowfall of the year and a snowball fight soon fix that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Battle by Joee1 reviews
Elladan and Elrohir talk battle strategy. Estel and Legolas make an appearance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
Youth's Terrors by Elven Kitten reviews
7) A young child is found in Mirkwood, by none other than Legolas. Although the elf is shocked to find out that the child is actually Aragorn. Can the elf handle the child until this odd predicament is fixed? Or should he stick to slaying spiders? FI
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,221 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
First Impressions by Nefhiriel reviews
Aragorn, Legolas & the twins “overhear” the hobbits talking with Faramir and Eowyn about their first encounter with Strider in Bree. Humorous postRotK vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Draco Malfoy: The Christmas Waif by samhaincat reviews
Draco Malfoy is stranded, penniless and injured on the streets of Galway, Ireland just before Christmas. Hermione Granger is in Ireland for the holidays, she finds him, should she help him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tantrum by Gwenneth reviews
The things adults do to calm screaming, kicking...kids...elflings...COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Elrohir, Celeborn - Complete
Maids Enough For All by jenolas reviews
After being teased all morning by Gimli, Legolas receives a letter from his Adar and is reminded of a time when he and Elladan and Elrohir had a little fun at Thranduil’s expense.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Brave Prince by SlytherinMalfoySnape reviews
SEQUEL TO SLAVE PRINCE: Elrond becomes a second father to the Prince of Mirkwood. As Legolas heals he has to face the biggest challenge – going home. Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,471 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond
Demon Child by Weasy reviews
Fluffy FutureFic: Spike’s babysitting for Buffy and Angel... with potentially fatal consequences. Response to first assignment for Buffy Survivor. First Buffy survivor fic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Impressions by Ar-Zimraphel reviews
A physically and mentally wounded Draco needs someone to help him, whether he wants to admit it or not, after his father lands in Azkaban and his entire world crumbles. DMHG. AU with release of HBP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Penance by Perse reviews
“Severus Snape has both a tender side and a protective one. It is simply rare for people outside of Slytherin to see either.” As Snape tends to an injured Draco, both teacher and student show a different side to their personalities.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Severus S., Draco M.
This Too Shall Pass by Budgielover reviews
Complete. The Fellowship's mood is not improved by a series of pranks perpetrated by bored young hobbits. Legolas decides to teach the suspects a lesson.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Bonds of Love by Tesekian reviews
Sequel to Bonds of Honour. Estel vanished mysteriously from Rivendell overnight. Now, ten years later, he returns under a different name, disowning his former family. Can the twins and Legolas learn the truth about the betrayer Aragorn seeks to protect?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,290 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Aragorn
Three Leafs, Leave It Be! by Cosmic Castaway reviews
Its always fun until somebody gets poison ivy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Demon Inside by apckrfan reviews
Angel recovers from having a second demon inside of him.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
A Winter Evening in Imladris by Kasmi Kassim reviews
A typical winter evening by the hearth in Imladris. Two elvenlords wage war, Glorfindel tells stories, three elflings listen, and Erestor has control of the scene. Takes place after Of Elflings and Adolescents, but can stand alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Thranduil, Elrond - Complete
Celeborn Runs Away by Erestor reviews
Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
The Cruciatus by antea-aevum reviews
[One-Shot] What if Umbridge had really cast the Cruciatus spell on Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 129 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dilemma by Erestor reviews
While being chased by a nasty man, Aragorn and Legolas must agree on which direction to go... You know they couldn't ::always:: get along! Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
One Fiery Day by Erestor reviews
Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Clumsy Elf, Prissy Human by tigersmeleth reviews
It's been a LONG long day for Legolas, and he's exhausted, not to mention a bit clumsy...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Bonds of Honour by Tesekian reviews
When Legolas is sold as a slave, it soon becomes apparent that the man who bought him has a specific purpose for him. If Legolas is to survive he must discover what it is... and quickly. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,700 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The Beginning Of A Beautiful Friendship by Elf Eye reviews
Elladan and Elrohir meet Haldir, Orophin, and Rumil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Galadriel, Haldir
Sweet, Sweet Revenge by tribalbutterfly reviews
Legolas gets revenge on Elladan, Elrohir and Estel for all the pranks that they have played on him. DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the LOTR characters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Life on Witch Mountain by kevin711haynes reviews
This story combines elements from "Escape to Witch Mountain" and "Return from Witch Mountain." It begins right where the second movie leaves off, then looks at what life might be like for Tony and Tia as adults.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 52,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Complete
The Kid In Us All by Kristin Antilles reviews
Aragorn, Legolas, the Twins, and two very mischievous Hobbits get into a snowball fight outside the gates of Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Runes by Reona reviews
Elrond is kidnapped by humans for his skill in reading runes. But the secret those runes tell could destroy the world. Slash. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Elrond - Complete
By The Hands of Another by Estelle1 reviews
[Complete] Aragorn was accused of a murder while he and Legolas were recuperating in a village after an accident. Was Aragorn really innocent as he claimed to be or was there some other explanation behind the incident?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,322 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Babysitting Legolas by iampurplelavender reviews
The twin sons of Elrond had to babysit young Legolas. A very tiring job indeed. A ficlet!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Legolas, Elrond
Slave Prince by SlytherinMalfoySnape reviews
PREQUEL TO BRAVE PRINCE: Legolas is treated like a slave by his abusive father. The Prince of Mirkwood must learn to deal with problems that he faces. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
More than he Seems by Tesekian reviews
Pre LotR. When Legolas is attacked by slavers, help comes from the same race that caused his injuries. In the danger that follows, he will learn that not all humans are alike. COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,284 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Bath Time by James8 reviews
Little Rumil is avoiding his brothers and Celeborn decides to help.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2003
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
You Can't Take Me by Nimeneth reviews
A sort of sequel for Sound The Bugle. The escape of Aragorn and Legolas, and a bit after that, when they get out of the cave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Elf Up a Tree by Erestor reviews
All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
A Perilous Journey to Lorien by Lady Jaina reviews
Frodo and Aragorn are gravely injured just after the battle in Moria. The fellowship must get them to Lothlorien before it's too lat