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Joined 08-07-09, id: 2040623, Profile Updated: 03-24-14
Author has written 4 stories for Breakfast Club, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Twilight.

I will finish Good Feelings 2014. I had to write some other stuff. I really appreciate all of you who have read my fic and sent me pleading or encouraging or sad or desperate messages. I will finish it, I just ended up having to do a lot more writing than I thought, these last few, um, years.

I know, I know.

Thanks for reading.

Happy 30th Anniversary y'all. If you would like me to tell you what I've been up to lately and why this took so long, PM me. I don't make it totally public, but if you've been reading just ask. I'll be happy to tell you all about it. I'd just appreciate it if you didn't then broadcast it to the entire world.

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Metaphysics by anais mark reviews
Edward & Bella are graduate students in London 'coincidentally' researching the same poets. More than 300 years after the fact, Carlisle & Edward must find out why Carlisle's past won't stay there - before Bella digs it up researching her thesis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 215,312 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4863 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10352 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14087 - Favs: 14,617 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,724 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Good Feelings reviews
In Memory of John Hughes. Neither knows if they'll have more than those stolen moments, but each feels those moments are worth more than, well, diamonds. Are they as hard to break? It just keeps going and going Hard T. Really hard.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 195,770 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/10/2009
Really Good Feelings reviews
M-rated supplements to Good Feelings. Each chapter on its own will be essentially a little PWP. If that's your thing, no need to read the epic. If M-rated stuff not your thing, these won't be necessary to follow the main story. John/Claire.
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,931 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - John B., Claire S.
Mutual Assured Annoyance: Culture Conflict Theory reviews
Giles asks Buffy to stop the suicide of an old friend's son, thereby breaking age-old sacred treaties and revealing the alternate species' existence to the Slayer. Buffy is not amused. Trust me, neither is Edward. The Volturi won't be either. No Bu/Ed!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Buffy S., Edward
Look Who's Stalking reviews
Buffy learned Spike is alive and did not take it well. At all. She's gone to LA to stalk him, but how will she hide her telltale vanilla musk? Warnings: Angst, fresh scents. Total crack fic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Buffy S., Spike