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Joined 08-07-09, id: 2040720, Profile Updated: 04-05-10
Author has written 11 stories for Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Teen Titans, Septimus Heap, Legend of Zelda, Vampires, Fairy Tales, and Harry Potter.

ALERT: Guess who's back for 2010? After suffering a couple of months of writers block I finally deided to log on and keep writing! Get ready for Vladimir Tod and more Teen Titans fanfictions! 2009 is so last year. 2010, here I come!

Name:Selena...i think.

Age: UNKNOWN

Location: Smallville. Wherever that is...

Favorite Books: Chronicles of Vladimir Tod and Magic in Manhattan series

Favorite Movies: I Am Legend, Seven Pounds, Hancock, IRobot,Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Iron Man, X-Men, and G.I Joe: Rise of Cobra

Inspires Me: Only three things inspire me. Sarah Mlyowski, Heather Brewer, and my life. Since my life is Hell i get tons of ideas from just that.

Hobbies: Video Games, Bike riding, and of course Writing.

I Love Vladimir Tod! He is Awesome. I even have his sweatshirt with the red smiley face.

Quotes: "When life gives you lemons...throw it back and ask for a cookie."

"When I say i love you. I mean i hate you. When i say i love your little sister that means i hate her. If i say you are the only boy for me that means you kiss me."

"Interviewer: Do you think that Peter might be Spiderman? Aunt May: Am i being punk'd?"

More Chapters to come. Vladimir Tod is complete.I finished it at 2:50AM.Lol!

More Vladimir Tod coming. More action. More stories. More fangs! I ran out of ideas for Vladimir. Ugh!

Vladimir Tod coming back Tall, Dark, and Fangsome. In Eleventh Grade Burns. Love Live Vlad!

You've Just been Punk'd!!

P.S. I smell the Teen Titans coming sooon...First story is out! More to come!

!I have finally found an idea for Vladimir Tod. I was holding a poll on my page for three days and i got my results. Thanks for whoever voted! Vlad is going on another adventure. Sequel to Not Alone. It's out and ready for you to read.

More teen titans? I don't know...it came out today...so i have to wait to see who reads it and etc. Maybe more Reilly...OMG! I just got an idea for Teen Titans. Trust me you'll love it!! I think...may come out sometime today or tommorow. I smell KidFlash...

All About Reilly.

Real Name: Reessence Roth

Age: UNKNOWN

Check out Reilly's fanfictions just look below! At t th end of the page! Go ahead.

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK! It's just little me back from...Ze Beach! XD

Now that i'm back i have all new stories and ideas. And i decided with some of my best friends that i'm noow NOT CANCELING THE ODD ONE OUT SERieS. During my vacation i also was writing and editing Teen Tians: Loose in London. Teen Titans: Loose in London tells of Reilly and Ravens past. Some of Starfires and Beastboys secrets, and Cyborgs and Robin and maybe Terra. There is tons of action and romance and adventure and more Random Reilly! also i did NOT write any of Reilly's "funniness" it was all my editors' idea. So thank her. She her account is OddOneOut

Teen Titans: Loose in London

CHECK IT OUT! Preview and Prologe is out! Read away. You'll need a head start.

MORE NEWS ON TT:LOOSE IN LONDON! 9/26/09

Okay so i couldn't wait for my new story to be out. But instead of October 23rd i decided OCTOBER 8th! Yes now it is coming earlier. Let me giive you some dates so you know when!

October 8th- Chapters 1-4 will be out!

November 14th 2010- Teen Titans: Loose In London the Movie will be in motion.

January 3rd 2010- VOICE Auditions for Teen Titans: Loose In London on Youtube will be made.

More to come. Also in TT:Loose In London um...there will be LONG Author Notes and there will be more dates as i write more chapters each day. Mesage me if you have any suggestions on the movie and story. And if you know how to film a really good sims 2 movie or have some suggestions that will help me a lot. Please and Thank you!

COUNTDOWN TO LOOSe IN LONDON!

IT IS OUT AAND READY TO READ! GO AHEAD TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE AND SEE ONE THE BEST STORIES THE YEAR!

My editor Mary. You know the one who created Reilly and her funnies! Ya thats Mary. Her real name is Sydney but she likes Mary better. Anyway she just contacted me and told me she made a account. So if you have any questions about Reilly and future bbooks then ask her! If you need help with editing then Mary can help you for FREE! Her account is, OddOneOutCreator. Add her now! And ask questions! Becuase she barely gets any sleep! YeS! Sydney is a vampire! lol. She doesn't claim it but she looks just like Sabrina. And if you want to know more info on stories Mary is posting it on her profile! GO SEE NOW!

Guess what? I'm Now writing Harry Potter! The story is down below! Go ahead an read. The reviews are great and the story is worth reading. Not a Harry Potter fan? Down below i have Link Gal it is a tale of a village girl who ends up working with the greatest hero of Hyrule. Not a Zelda fan either? Why not vampires? I have a vampire book called Prince Of the Night and the sequel is down below. It was 21 reviews and they are all good news! Vladimir Todd he is a likeable teenaged vampire. I have a heart breaking story down below . That was my first ever book and it got reviews in a snap. What are you waiting for join the club! =) It's worth your time. Also check out my favorite stories and authors some are just fricken hilarious others are heartwarming others are suspenseful and worth the read!!

WARNING UNIMPORTANT STUFF BELOW!

Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!' (or) 'we screwed up didn't we?'

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but i best friend will go up to him and say "it's because your gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you up when you fall, but a best friend laughs, and trips you again.

A good friend helps you move, a best friend helps you move bodies.

Good Friends- will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had to much. but a

Best Friend- will look at you trippin over your own two feet and say "drink the rest of that. you know we don't waste that kinda shit"

She's the kind of best friend that, if my house was on fire, she'd be makeing smores and hitting on the firemen.

Friends are gods way of apologizing for family.

She's my best friend - brake her heart, and I'll brake your face :)

A girl only need 3 things: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to help her up when the first 2 make her hit the ground.

We're not sarcastic-we're hilarious

We're not annoying-we're just cooler than you

We're not bitches-we just don't like you

We're not obsessed-we're just best friends

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (ooooh burn)

It's ok to be ugly, just ask your mom.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

One Day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (love this one!)

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Tell the truth and run.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I put the FUN in DisFUNctional :)

It's all fun and games until someone get hurt...then its hilarious.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

My imaginary friend thinks you have seriouse problems...

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me!

I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Everything here is eadible. I'm eadible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit. (Carlisle!!)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Parents spend the first part of our lives telling us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Has anyone else ever wondered how Alcoholics Anonymous stays Anonymous?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

three words a girl never wants to hear
"...I can explain..."

Copy and paste this onto your account if any of these things represent you.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total=4~

(x) You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

~total so far= 13~

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

~total so far= 16~

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math. (but i don't for hard maths, work that out)

~total so far= 21~

() You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 24~(Oh well...)

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 27~

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile (t

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys at your school who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a school bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some other tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you realize that just because they live in a country other than America doesn't mean they don't have electricity, or that they ride horses to school, etc., copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

HARRY IS NOT A HORCRUX! And neither is his scar! Why would Voldemort want to put his soul into something he was destined to kill? If you believe this, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to your television, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your hair can be considered a weapon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you did not know that a dentist invented the electric chair and now is freaked out, copy and this on your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have slapped someone upside the head, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree,copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a complete fan to the Legend of Zelda series/ or / Twilight Princess, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your very FIRST fanfic on this site was flamed, and you just say f-- them (albeit fixing some errors) and continue with your story, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.

If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall by mistake, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over thin air, copy this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool(cry, little boys, cry!!), Holly (I kick my crush all the time! 8D), Random Person In ur Bushes, Vampireforlife16 (Mwhahahaha),

If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up and read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own imaginary world, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what it was like in another dimension, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is slightly annoying sometimes, copy this onto your profile.

If you have read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your own profile, then do so and copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of fictional characters in your head, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you swear to never do drugs of any kind add this to your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have major issues with RANDOM MOMENTS, post this on your profile!

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

-You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
-You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
-You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
-You shalt paste this in your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've gone crazy with copying and pasting stuff into your profile.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you've ever started a copy and paste into profiles.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism...

If you have, or know someone who has ADD/ADHD copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered who made up all these copy and paste things, copy this onto your profile.

If you want to be a professional writer someday, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is a never-ending state of change, copy this onto your profile.

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If you have an odd love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this onto your profile.

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is really long, copy this onto your profile to make it even longer.

If your profile is WAAAYYY too long, copy this onto your profile then brag about how long it is.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, beforebeing crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

(Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snob

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

How To Seem Normal
(Whether this is 'normal' or not depends on your point of view, of course...)

1.Do not introduce self as role playing character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public without a scythe.
6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. Take note of 18 first.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all!
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete/eat/burn above note. (Do not do these things to computer though)
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes. Unless they are mad.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever inhumanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends. Especially if they are from Itex.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket and sunglasses.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best for drowning in. Try lemonade.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. Pyromania rules.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. Something.
25.Train army of flying monkeys, or kidnap the flock.
26.Goldfish don't like milk. Cats like both.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "antidisestablishmentarianism".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act crazy.
31.Lies are weird, but not as weird as the truth. Which can be found at the bottom of a duck pond.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. Very sharp. Oww... nasty teeth, baaaaaaaad...
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog. Never burn a petting dog. Or do both.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.A meep.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless blob.
43.The size of Danny DeVito. Plus fangs.
44.Make an amusing facial expression. Like this. O.o
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. Take a camera.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Bow down in awe of the Holy Winged Splodge". Count how many weird looks you get.
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is a sugar high. Alternatively, eat cheese. Then go to sleep
50. Double espressos are good. Apart from when you need to sleep. Then they are bad.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you. Fear the green.
55.The policeman said I can't have his gun... so I bought one and he took it away...
56.Catch person who sold me gun and get a refund. Or kill them. Whichever is better fun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not a vampire, werewolf, empress, god or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around mini people.
62.Do not go out with Voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run
74.Do not tell children that the flying spaghetti monster is out to get them with his friend, the flying mutant cheese blob.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attach fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what time they are from.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally. By force-feeding them baked beans.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. So give them a copy of your death notes book.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
x sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

Total: idk

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
xYou Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
XIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
XYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
XUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 6

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Things to do on an Elevator

1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5.MEOW occasionally.

6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7.SAY 'DING' at each floor.

8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18.DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19.BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20.PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21.SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22.CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

24. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a demonic voice announce: "It is time..."

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back

What's your personality like? Emo...lol. I don't know if i even have one.

Who do you have a crush on? Beats me. Everyone at my school is fukin' ugly.

What was the last thing you thought? I have thoughts?

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? What the fuck?

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? A nootebook.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? ...are you serious? This!

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "And then me and him ate the big fat lemon pie for our dinner."

What are your thoughts on writing? Ideas! Ideas! I got to be better! Ideas! Ideas!

Favorite color: BLACK and gray.

Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? Chuck Norris can throw one stone and kill two birds.

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? Take all the money in the world and place it on a credit card.

Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? both

Without looking, guess what time it is: 4:02

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:07

Good Friend: Help you up if you have tripped.

BEST Friend: Walk by and say ‘would you please get off the ground’

Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door

BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’

Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail

BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’

Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy

BEST Friend: Go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’

Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff

BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour

BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning

Good Friend: Sits by you at the pool when it's that time of month.

BEST Friend: Throws a tampon at you then pushes you in.

Good Friend: Politely calls your parents Mr. and Mrs.

BEST Friend: Calls your parents Mom and Dad.

Good Friend: Helps you move.

BEST Friend: Helps hide the evidence.

Good Friend: Will leave if the crowd does.

BEST Friend: Kicks the crowds butts.

Good Friend: Asks for a sip of your drink.

BEST Friend: Pours the drink on you.

Good Friend: Knows a little about you.

BEST Friend: Could write your embarressing life story.

Good Friend: Offers an umbrella.

BEST Friend: Steals your umbrella and shouts 'Run, Bitch, Run!'

Good Friend: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIEND: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

Friend: Hides me from the cops.

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

If you hate Chucky Cheeses copy and paste on your profile.

If you hate High school Musical Movies copy and paste on your profile.

If you think that Tom Welling from Smallville is Hot copy and paste on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, DraeTheRaven, Midna3452,Vampireforlife16,

SO that is idk what it is. Well one thing i know what is, it's a FREAKIN LONG PORFILE!! thanks for reading it though! And for the people that just skipped down to the storys check out the Friend and best Friend thing above and look for the Things To Do In The Elevator! they r both HILLARIOUS!!

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Midnight by ThatYellowBear reviews
REWRITE! Original summary : Raven is attacked by one of Slade's creatures. Now a slow change is coming over her. Will Beast Boy notice before it is too late? RaexBB xxTerrabashingxx but not that much. New summary inside.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,180 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Twilight Mini Stories by smilefromtheheart reviews
little stories. every chapter is a new story. all contain bella. all human. really weird, I'm not sure why I wrote them
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella
Leon's Super Special Awesome Adventure by lolsmileyface101 reviews
This is a parody of Resident Evil 2. It's Leon's POV, Duh. If you couldn't tell by the title. XD I'm just joshing you. Wait, no I'm not! It really is a parody! O.o Rated: T for language & violence.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Leon S. K.
Drabbles,oneshots and songfics by Sakura Ocean reviews
A collections of drabbles,oneshots and songfics. Mostly Rob/Star as well as some BB/Rae KF/Jinx Cy/Bumblebee
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Robin, Starfire
Vampires by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
I'm not good at this so just read it. please review!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009
Sharing Bella by deadaccount2014 reviews
When Bella was about to be changed and married to Edward, Jacob devises a quick plan to keep her humananity, AND to get his hands on her. If the bloodsucker would agree, and convince Bella, she would be theirs to share, as warm and clumsy as ever. J/B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Sanity's Only Hope by KxS reviews
Stephenie Meyer has taken over America, and is heading for a bigger goal...the world! It's up to five kids to save the world from the ever spreading Twilight craze...the Anti-Twilighters!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
Pizza And More Pizza by Lady Nerd reviews
Inside you will find a lovely, clever ? little parody that you might enjoy... if you've read Twilight. The Titans have a mission... to rid the world of the evil that threatens to destroy us every day... that's the vampires. TITANS VS CULLENS! DIE IDJITS!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
God, I Hate Your Guts by Plottless Bunnies reviews
Raven would never give anyone at the Hive Academy the time of day. Her one goal is simply to get into a good college. Her quiet life changes completely, when she’s instructed to reform the school's Royal Jackass, Richard Grayson. RobXRae please R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Raven, Robin
Why Me? by animalllover reviews
Starts off as RaexRob, but when a certain thief comes to steal his lover's heart he will do ANYTHING to win her, even if it means to eliminate the competition.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Raven, Red-X
The End of My World by writerchickidee reviews
It wasn't the end of the whole world, just hers. Speedy/Raven. Character Death. Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
A Broken Promise by Midna3452 reviews
Vlad runs out of blood bags, and with his cravings getting out of control, that might not be a good thing. Not to mention his tasty drudge sitting in the other room... One-shot. Takes place between Ninth Grade Slays and Tenth Grade Bleeds.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Oh, Crap by Wolf of Silver Dawn reviews
Septimus trips over a stone. And remembers all the curse words his brother ever taught him. ONESHOT
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Septimus H. - Complete
Secret Passion by Camilla Richard reviews
This is the little Marcellus/Marcia oneshot I promised Izanami's Fury. It has no connection whatsoever to any of my previous stories. Have fun with this.
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Marcia O., Marcellus Pye - Complete
Stop The Evolution I Wanna Get Off by Red Witch reviews
What happens when the X-Men discover there's a tv show about them? They're not happy. But when are they ever?
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Choices by Tech-Man reviews
Robin and Starfire’s relationship has been made public. Slade kidnapps Robin and places a clone in his place. Will the team discover the truth or will the real Robin be lost forever. RobStar BBTerra
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Robin, Starfire
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No Escape reviews
Sequel to Not Alone; Vladimir Tod has met a girl named DJ who just moved in. She wants to kill him. How much does DJ know? Will she go through with it? And what exactly happend too Elizabeth Sabrina Welling?
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009
Harry Potter: Ghost Whisper reviews
A new girl arrives at Hogwarts. Does she have a connection with Harry? Which student died the day she came? Does Neville know something that they don't? RXR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009
Prince Of the Night: A New Beginning reviews
Luna, a nobody, meets Jason, a bartender at Club Red. Soon, she finds out that Jason is no ordinary boy. He will do just about anything to get rid of what he truly is. RXR!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Princess Chat reviews
PC. Also called Princess Chat. This is when all the disney princesses come and chat about something ridiculas. Check it out! Updated every 3 days!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009
The Adventures of Link Gal: The Beginning reviews
Miri is a village girl, poor but beautiful. What happens when this village girl is taken on a journey that could change Link's and her life, forever?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009
Septimus Heap: No Dreams reviews
Everyone has nightmares. When a girl keeps having dreams of our wonderful Septimus Heap! Is her dreams a sign? A call? A dark trick? How far will one dream go?
Septimus Heap - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009
Teen Titans: Loose In London reviews
Life or death is the only choice the Teen Titans have. Who will go? And who will stay? Find out in Loose In London. Soon to be a major motion picture. 10/8/09.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
In Jeoparady reviews
The third book in the Odd One Out series. The Titans leave Reilly with KidFlash and his very close friend. Will Reilly and her be friends? Or Enemies? R&R.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
A Misunderstanding reviews
Reilly has been kidnapped again! Even with help from a special friend will they defeat Slade and his friends? Will Reilly finally get to make her fried chicken? Will Starfire get even at Blackfire? #2 Of Odd One Out and Reilly Rules. Read NOW!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Kid Flash - Complete
Odd One Out reviews
Just as you thought Raven's life couldn't get even crapier. Her sister comes for a visit. Will Raven's sister destroy Raven's life some more? Find out in Odd One Out. The first story of Reilly Rules. Second one out!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Raven - Complete
Not Alone reviews
Vladimir finds a very unique girl named Sabrina. More like she found him. Sabrina takes Vlad on a breathtaking adventure. When they have only one choice...who is going to go? Rated T for death.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete