The True Elemental Alchemist
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Joined 08-09-09, id: 2040835, Profile Updated: 08-19-12
Author has written 5 stories for Sims, Naruto, One Tree Hill, and Vampire Diaries.

Hi im The True Elemental Alchemist or TTEA. I do not now what I want to be, but Im taking everything one step at a time. I like lots of things so hopefully I will post alot of stories.

Name:Unknown

Age:18

Height:5' 4''

Gender: Male.

Favorite Games:Fable 1, Star Wars: KOTOR 1&2, Destroy all Human 1-3, FFX, Jade Empire, Prince of Persia series, Kingdom Hearts1-2, Yakuza series, Assassins Creed series, Deus Ex 1-2, Shadow of the Colossus, Oblivion, Sims 3, Dragon Age Origins, Fallout 3, Red Dead Redemption, Saints Row 1&2, Valkyria Chronicles, Mass Effect series, SKYRIM!!!.

I hate activision!!! they kill good franchies, they canceled True Crime Hong Kong and now are trying to ruin spyro, they must be stoped.

Favorite Animes: FMA, Bleach, Death Note, BoBoBoBoBoBo, Soul Eater, Samurai Champloo, Mirai Nikki and many more.

Favorit Movie: Ninja Assassin, 300, Virgin Snow, Death Note 1-2, Braveheart, The Book of Eli, Aaja Nachele, Joggers Park, Veer Zaara.

Favorit Book: Samurai Girl, Shogun.

Favorit TV Shows. Psych, Pretty Little Liars, Make it or Breack it, Nikita, One Tree Hill, Survior, Friday Night Lights, The OC, Vampire Diaries, Hart of Dixie.

Main Couples I ship

One Tree Hill: Brucas, Jayton, and Naley

The Vampire Diaries: Delena, Forwood(Tyler and Caroline)

The OC: Ryan x Any one not Marissa, Summur X Seth

Friday Night Lights: Mat X Julie, Rigins X Lyla

Nikita: Nikita X Michel, Alex X Any of the guys shes had.

Psych: Shawn X Juliet

Hart of Dixie: Zade (Zoe and Wade)

Samurai Champloo: Mugan X Fuu X Jin

Saints Row: Pierce X Shawndi, the Boss X Lin, the Boss X Shawndi

Prince of Persia: The Prince X Farah

Kingdom Hearts: Sora X Kairi, Roxas X Namine, Tera X Aqua.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you infront of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Not to sure where me and Jesus stand right now.

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

You know you live in 2008 when... Its not 2008 anymore, but I'm to laze to change it.

1) You accidentally entered your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason you're not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or MySpace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read the list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this, you're thinking about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were to busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity!

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Im Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (Uh, just so every one knows, I didnt write this poem thing, I just copied from anouther profile, Im saying this becasue someone reviewed saying it was a good poem and thought it was mine, it is not, as for who originly wrote it, I do not know who)

If you have ever wished that you could be a videogame character then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No… I am a loser

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Nope

3) How many houses have you lived in? 3

4) Favorite candy bar? None

5) Favorite shoes? IDK

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Not that I remember

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? ...never have never will

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yep

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Skyrim!!! Bitch!!!... Sorry, its not Skyrim without a bitch at the end.

12) Favorite genre of music? Almost any kind

13) What is your zodiac sign? Dont know dont care

14) What time were you born? Around 10 p.m.

15) Do you like beer? I only drink water and milk

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Nope

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I'm proud of all my CDs

18) Are you sarcastic? Yep runs in the family

19) What are your favorite colors? Purple

20) How many watches do you own? IDK… I either lost or broke them all

21) Summer or winter? Both Summer=No school, Winter=Snow days and Christmas

23) Favorite color to wear? Black

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? Black

26) Where is your second home? Video Games

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yep my best friend when she deserves it (cof cof all the time)

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yep

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One

30) How many video games do you own? To lazy/many to count

31) What was your first pet? Doggy (That was tecnickly the family pet my first pet that I owned was two gold fishes, once I know who to spell their names Ill put it up)

32) Ever had braces? Nope, but I need them

33) Do looks matter? Define matters

34) Do you use chapstick? Nope

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Mrs. Wise

Mrs. A

And Mr. Q
36) American Eagle or Abercrombie? Uh what’s an Abercrombie

37) Are you too forgiving? Hell Ya!

38) How many children do you want? Uh none…

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? A Naruto Headband (Im not a big Naruto fan anymore... Long live Death Note King of all anime)

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Cereal

41) Do you own a gun? Nope, want one

42) Ever thought you were in love? Define Love

43) When was the last time you cried? None of your business

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? How the hell should I know

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? What is La Panera mean

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yep one of my top most embarrassing moments

47) Have you ever been in a castle? no

48) Nicknames? None of your business

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no

50) Ever been to Kentucky? nope

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Don't really know what that is.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No, not really. Well maybe all my friends from Marist.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Nope

55) Do you own a diamond ring? nope

56) Are you happy with your life right now? So-so… I have a really great family and friends, but my life is kinda boring wish something could happen like in videogames or TV.

57) Do you dye your hair? Thought about it… But I came to my séances so no

58) Does anyone like you? IDK… , I'm a loser, but I think we already established that fact :)

59) What year were you born? None of your business

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Define doing

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Nope

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Real food

63) Do you like yourself? So-so, wish girls liked me more but that’s ok cause I have friends… I hope

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom… Dont got a Dad…

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Um hair, eyes, face.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Nope

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Define paste

68) Do you own a webcam? Nope

69) Have you ever stripped? THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!

70) Ever broke a bone? NOPE

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope

73) Pringles or Lays? Define Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No, that’s all I'm saying

75) Rugrats or Doug? RUGRATSS!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? She's really nice.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yep

80) Do you own a car? Yep

81) Can you cook? Does the microwafe count

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. School

2. Girls that play with peoples emotions

3. Not being able to understand something

83) Do you text message often? I do not like texting, but its kind of a necessity to keep in touch with some of my friends.

84) Money or love? love

85) Do you have any scars? Right underneath my eye

86) What do you want more than anything right now? IDK… an epic adventure where I have to make life or death choices, and in the end I either live or die and if I live I end up with the girl of my dreams... you know the normal stuff

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Yeah the scary movie saga is so funny

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships they last longer and give you an awesome feeling until they come crashing down

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Define or

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Hell yeah Pizza rulz

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Yeah Rocky is awesome

92) Do you own a box of crayons? IDK

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom...

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? This little kid who runined the ending to Red Dead Redemtion. At firsit I didnt believe him but when I saw the ending I was like, Damn!

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? IDK

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Demi, my best friend.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? This girl at my school, not going to say any names, but I'm completely over it.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? IdK how to instant message

100)Who was the last person that called you? Demi, although Phones aren't really my specialty.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever told someone, "The voices told me to do it" Copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

Some say arguing with yourself is completely normal. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, that it's weird. If you ever HAVE argued with yourself and lost, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you have ever said something to someone then turned around to find them gone copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

Research shows that 92 percent of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile! I don't do genres, if I like it I listen to it.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

1. FIRST NAME:- None of your Business

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?- Nope

3. SIBLING NAMES: Nope

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? None of your Business

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Trick Question, moving on.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?- Penutbutter and Jelly

7. KIDS? Hell No

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?- Maybe... depends on what Im like... probably not

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? – Yes... I think... hope…

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?- Sure if you jump off first to see if the rope is safe

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?- Pizza

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?- Hell No, why make more work for me later

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?- do you think you are weak

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?- Vanilla

17. SHOE SIZE?- Skip

18. RED OR PINK?- Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?- My toes and my lack of confidence when it comes to people, talking in general.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?-…Skip

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE?- What my answers or this question thing.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?- (looks down)… SKIP!!!!!

23. LAST THING YOU ATE?- Gum

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?- Hedley and We Are The In Crowd

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?-Purple, Red, Blue, mixed…

26. FAVORITE SMELL?- Fresh Video Games in the morning that I dont get to play thanks to school…

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?- What is a phone

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?- Hair, Face, Personality, in that order

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?- I copied it

30. FAVORITE DRINK?-Water, and milk

31. FAVORITE SPORT?-Playing Video Games

32. EYE COLOR?- purple...i wish

33. HAT SIZE?- I dont wear hats

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?- no

35. FAVORITE FOOD?- Baked Ziti

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?- neither, all I want is for the main character to die… I is good boy :)

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE?- The Dark Knight Rises

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?- Clothing is for losers

39. SUMMER OR WINTER?- Both Summer = summer vaction, Winter =Snow days

40. HUGS OR KISSES?- Are you mocking me because I have never kissed a girl!!

41. FAVORITE DESSERT?- Nothing?

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elmtrees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Under my right eye when my classmate hit my with a pencil case

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of my favorite video game characters

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?nope

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? R&B, rock and a lot of others

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?10 : 26

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Hope, Confedents, Certainty, To feel something more than i am now, truth, a relationship other than friendship (if you know what i mean)

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? feeling certain

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My Dare Devil toy from when I was really young that I used to play with my moms boyfriend before they broke up

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 5

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? yes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? no

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? does crying over a girl count

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Not a girl...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Black hair, hazel eye color

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING? Oh you mean if i ever meet a girl who accepts me for the insecure, uncertain, emotionaly confused person i am, most likly I would take her out during the night, and we'd look up into the stars, in the back round id have the song Mary you by Bruno Mars in the backround, then when i felt it best, id pop out the ring and propose. But first Id have to get a girl to like me first and that could take ages. Haha

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? water

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Bake ziti

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? no

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Have yet to receive it

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? No.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? IDK

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Dont like clothes

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A Violent, very Violent lesbian Dog

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Love is a mysterious thing, so maybe, and knowing my luck with woman Id probably relize my feelings for her the day she was leaving.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Dont know yet.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 7

31. BLONDE'S OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I dont call people

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? School

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? no

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? My lack of confidence when it comes to people and my laziness

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope.

37. FIRST JOB? Camp counselor

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope.

41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Listening to music, thinking, watching youtube videos, and Brooding

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Not that I know of…

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My good heart, kind nature, but I hounestly dont understand why people say that.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? no

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 0

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? IDK

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I have the best handwriting ever just ask my friend dem-chan

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Penutbutter and Jelly

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I is LAZY.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depend on what I'm like, probably not

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Define looks

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Air punching, going to the bathroom, playing video games.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Videogames

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Deardevil (but at the time I though he was The Flash)

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? IDK, I havent touched that thing in weeks

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? yes

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes, it is in my blood

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?I have my preferences but most of the time I fall for girls that I would never of thought I would fall for.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? None of your business

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I dont have one because there are to many good ones to count

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Death Note, Psych, and Vampire Diaries

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? 1750

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? (Looks down and begins to count) (Looks up) I have 10 fingers and 10 toes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 5 minutes ago

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Yes there is it’s the mash potato or macaroni and cheese question.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? about 105 MPH, or do video games not count

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? IDK

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Enrique Iglesias, Jojo, Stephan Lynch, some hindi music.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? No one.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Hair.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? What do you mean by provoking?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Activision

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July for my birthday and where not in school

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Dont believe in that stuff.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dirty blonde.

86. EYE COLOR? Purple, I wish

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? French Fries

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never tried it!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? I don't remember

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? February 31st

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I used to play guitar but just didnt have the passion to play it.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Politics are all controlled by the Illuminati… great now their going to try and kill me.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? I see, so your now mocking me for never kissing a girl.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships they last longer and feel great (as if Id know:(

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? A huge red and black transformer chicken.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Not sure, to many books for my mind to keep track of.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Again with the mocking

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

- Pick your birth month.
- Italic anything that doesn't apply to you.
- Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
- Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath.

Here's mine...XD

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (this one’s actually true for me)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I own a PITBULL, so I MUST HAVE IT ATTACK PEOPLE!

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Just Walk Away by Casino39 reviews
The Boss has finally cornered Julius and is about to kill him. But what would happen if the protagonist listens to what Julius has to say? Please review.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Switch of a Lifetime by Paradox de la Paladino reviews
What would happen if Altair and Ezio accidentally switched places? This will be very amusing to those that have played the game especially those who, as I, have played it too much .
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Day in the Life of Crypto by Miztermusik reviews
I hope you enjoy the ending! Rated T for violence, gore, and some slapping. Final Chapter!
Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Gary's Plan by Xanatos-Gambit reviews
a few months after the events of last year Gary Smith is back with a whole new plan.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Gary S., Jimmy H.
Sly 4: The Way of The Thief by Grimm Gun reviews
After a vicious attack on one of their own, the gang reunites to lay the Cooper line's true inheritance to rest. Thrills! Chills! And Romance!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 142,893 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008
What ninjas do for fun by Dem-chan reviews
What do you think ninjas do for fun? Drink at wild parties? Go to the beach? Party at a club? Fall in love with eachother? Well If you say yes to all those suggestions, this is the story for you! M to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whispers on the Wind by Afalstein reviews
From the day she first met him, Whisper has never known what to make of the strange boy. Follow her story throughout the years as she learns more about this "Farmboy." Possible Whisper/CC COMPLETE
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,333 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Whisper, Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale - Complete
Curse of the Mask II by p0ke37 reviews
A father and son must stick together as the last defenders of Albion.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Jack of Blades
Shooting Stars by TehZomgFactor reviews
When two cells meet,when giant creatures get theme songs,when cerberus gets a mega phisical... a Destiny is created,or, maybe it's just a dumb adventure Rated T for language.....and that's about it,SkexXBulla NOT character names insert wink face here
Spore - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009
Challenge by Story Writing Guy reviews
Crypto starts to get bored of killing humans. How will he solve this problem? Read and review!
Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
The Way by gold jack roger reviews
way of the samurai fanfic read and review
Way of the Samurai - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009
Just Give It A Chance by NathalieLOL'ed reviews
A new girl starts at Bullworth Academy, She’s just a normal average girl who wants ta do well in life. Not sure about pairings yet. I suck at summaries.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009
Red vs Blue: Idiot Man by Jordonsaurus reviews
Ever wonder what Caboose thinks? What he sometimes HEARS? "Everybody else sees the glowing person... right?" Here's a quick look inside his stupidity ridden mind. I might write more. But episode three of Red vs Blue Reconstruction from Caboose's POV.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Stuck on a Rooftop by Rampant Dreamer reviews
A growing identity crisis leads Alex Mercer to search for himself in the unlikeliest of places: a conversation with a captive civilian on top of a skyscraper.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009
No Need For Emotions by DarthRevanShepard reviews
After all, compassion was oh so disgustingly human. JackxScarlet. ONE-SHOT. NO FLAMES! Constructive critisism welcome.
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Jack of Blades, Scarlet Robe
At last by scoobygang101 reviews
What I think should have happened after 'An evening with Mr.Yang'. Shules R@R please!
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Artist of The Blade by 62635377 reviews
During the Crusades, the Brotherhood of Assassins were active in The Holy Land. After that, they moved into the mountains north of Konoha, Follow the Story of Uzumaki Naruto, who was raised by them as he ascends to greatness as a ninja of Konoha.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,060 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Hero's choice two sides to one coin by GuiGui reviews
When the Fourth Hero, Sparrow, Heres there may be one more link to his past , he desperatly struggles between his moral issues as he needs to decide what to live for, Sacrifice or revenge.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Theresa
Naruto Vs Lee: fight for romance by GuiGui reviews
Naruto accidentaly kissed sakura while on her date with lee and now they have to work together on a mission...oops. but when sakura interveens and sets them on opposite sides, she has to find a way to work things out before they kill each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U., Lee R.
Meet the Organization XIII by organization MA reviews
I am holding audition for the Organization, so they have to answer any of my questions, and that means you need to ask your questions now! remember this is only the Organization XIII, so no DiZ or Xion, 'cause those are extra. review to ask.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
The New God of War by Frederick Black reviews
Hey guys, first story, flames accepted, be gentle:: Kratos, now the God of War, has absolutely NO IDEA what he's doing. confused, he seeks the guidance of Athena:: K for kissing
God of War - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Respect by RSwordsman reviews
A subordinate commander has forgotten the value of firsthand experience. One-shot.
Spore - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Fable: Tales of the New Kingdom by Neo-Hurricane reviews
Two storylines spanning two generations of a heroic family details the adventures of Heroes in the times of the New Kingdom
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
God of War:Test of the Fated Shadow by Havoc-Rapper reviews
When Kratos battles Zeus and Hades he realizes what is truly worth fighting for...
God of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Revenge by Prince Harrington reviews
Under heavy editing. After that fateful night in the Bell Tower, Gary Smith vowed revenge on Jimmy Hopkins. He won't stop until he has Jimmy's blood on his hands.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Gary S. - Complete
Rebel against the System by xalenanar reviews
Two years since the war on the three gangs began and Agent Epsilon has had enough of the agency and his boredom and decides to take matters into his own hands.
Crackdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2009
The Hero and the Heroine by Sou7h reviews
They were always bitter rivals. But after their greatest challenge together, their true feelings are revealed. Hero/Whisper. Oneshot.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Whisper, Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale - Complete
Kratos vs Heracles by The Modern Film Critic reviews
ONE SHOT! Battle between Spartans.
God of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Curse of the Mask by p0ke37 reviews
The Hero has succumbed to Jack of Blades' taunts of power and immortality, and put on the mask. First person as Jack himself, to ultimately show the destruction of many parts of Albion. This story tells of how we often sow our own seeds of destruction.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
God of War: The End by Taro MD reviews
Oneshot describing Kratos's thoughts after the end of everything, will he be damned or will a higher force save him?
God of War - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Drunken Spartan 2: Doom Incarnate by BadAss99-Remixed reviews
Some people asked for a sequel to Drunken Spartan which I wrote when I was still plain old BadAss99. So here it is. Kratos continues his crowdpleasing, girlchasing, massmurdering antics.
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2007
A Hero's Legacy by Rhyno Holter reviews
2 years since being THE FIRST FABLE STORY TO BE COMPLETED... and now with an additional chapter: a slightlyaltered ending! See the entire story from beginning to end! Please, R&R!
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/19/2005 - OC, Jack of Blades - Complete
Drunken Spartan by BadAss 99 reviews
Kratos gets pissed off in an alehouse and kicks some drunken ass...
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
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The Final of Damon and Elena reviews
She had made her choice,it was Stefan. Always Stefan,but what if events had happened differently. What if Damon had saved her, been her choice, or had died. So many what if's when it comes to Damon and Elena. A group of one shots, based off of the final.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
You are My Destiny reviews
Lee De is a sim with big dreams of becoming a rock star, his girl friend Fire is using him for his money and is making sure no other girls get close to him. May Chang is Lee's best friend and also his maid; she secretly has a crush on him and hates Fire.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,592 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009
A Sudden Death reviews
No one could believe it, he, he was dead. Not vampire dead or magical ring dead where he d come back, but actualy dead. All because of a choice, a mistake, made by his very own brother, but was it really his fault?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Damon S., Stefan S.
Brucas Always and Forever reviews
Lucas has had many girls in his life but only one that has affected his life so much. When her life is endangered will he risk it all for her.
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Lucas S., Brooke D. - Complete
The Beginning of a Summer Romance reviews
When Naruto and friends get jobs at the Hyuga Family Hotel and Resort, he falls for Hinata a shy rich girl who is engaged to her cousin Neji. What will win out family honor or Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,987 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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