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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker...hehe
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
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I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (No, I am a tree)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. well not right this second...eventually...
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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In Sickness and in Health by misteeirene reviews
At the end of Harry's 5th year he defeats Voldemort. After finding out that he has cancer and his friends turn their backs on him, Harry runs away to Forks Washington. Harry / Carlisle, slash, possible Mpreg, mention of past abusive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,939 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
Potions Accident by innocence2652 reviews
Harry was fed up with the secrets. He wanted out. He knew his only chance was to leave and hide until he turned of age. He had everything planned. He wasn't prepared for the potions accident and being sent back to the forties or the two men that would change his life forever. Will have mpreg-m/m/m- Warning! Don't read if don't like!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,825 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Nothing Else Matters by Alethea27 reviews
What if Severus took custody of Harry Potter within a month after he was dumped on the Dursley's doorstep by Dumbledore? Dumbledore, James and Sirius bashing. Please read and review. This story is AU and NOT canon-compliant. Image courtesy of Adahy 04.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,396 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Word of Mouth by LaurenEP18 reviews
A culmination of years of bullying and a traumatizing experience led Kurt to stop talking. His whiteboard is his only form of communication when his father sends him to Dalton. Kurt's world will be turned around when he's roomed with Blaine Anderson, Dalton's bad boy. Can Blaine get through to Kurt? Will Kurt ever speak again? Klaine, mute!Kurt, badboy!Blaine. warning sex, violence
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,014 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tear Down My Reason by IWannaLiveInABigBlueBox reviews
After her most recent breakup Rachel drags Kurt to the pound in search of a pet to soothe her heartache. Though accidental chance, Kurt finds himself bringing home a sweet and skittish hybrid recovering from past abuse. Their bond strengthens as they get more comfortable with each other, but underlying attraction from both sides threatens to upset their relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Rachel B., Kurt H., Blaine A., Adam - Complete
Fire & Ice by J.W.Melmoth reviews
Set S6 ep1; Kurt is freshly single in NYC. Blaine wants him back, but Kurt is looking around for better prospects. When a song competition requires him to get in touch with former friends, Kurt finds an unlikely duet partner...(complete)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,141 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Moonlit by StormDragonfly reviews
When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,800 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle] - Complete
Pretty Boy: Reprise by Wagamama Hime reviews
Six months after the 'Judgment Maker' case, and Derek Morgan's advice that they needed 'time' apart, Spencer is tired of waiting. He may not have everything figured out, but one thing he IS sure about are his feelings for the Agent. So, Spencer comes to visit Derek in D.C. Will Derek be able to give Spencer what he wants or is his idea of 'happily ever after' just a fantasy? Sequel
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,264 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] - Complete
The Unexpected Blind Date by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt is stuck in his apartment over Valentine's Day, working frantically to finish an assignment for school, when a man shows up at his door claiming to be his date for the evening. Kurtana friendship Kurt H. Blaine A.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9565 - Favs: 8,998 - Follows: 6,351 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Affliction of War by StrawberryGirl87 reviews
Harry has a great job as head Auror, he has more money than he knows what to do with and yet he knows that something is missing in his life. His friends have moved on and created lives of their own beyond the war with Voldemort and yet Harry just feels lost. Until a new mission is given to him and he is sent to America but things are not as they first appear. SLASH MPREG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 213,891 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Loving You Is Easy by Mrs Criss 2012 reviews
Single parent Kurt is moving back to Ohio. Having been hurt before, will he ever find anyone to love and trust again?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 150,926 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Kurt H., Burt H., Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Angel's Blood by misteeirene reviews
Remus moves to Bon Temps with his seriously injured adopted son in order to keep him safe. Slash, mention of abuse... Harry/Godric
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 497 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Harry P., Godric - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by ArmidaLore01 reviews
Soulmate AU. In a world where 'heterochromia iridis' grants you the ability to find your destined other half, Morgan is shocked but altogether pleased with his result. Morgan/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] - Complete
Getting Back to Myself by DeadGrlSprStr666 reviews
Bella has had it with Edward, she dumps him before the party and starts getting back to who she really is. She's friends with Jake, will meet the Pack and become an Imprint. Story is rated M for mild drug use, graphic language and sexual content!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,883 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - [Bella, Sam] - Complete
Butterfly Wishes by tonyamic10 reviews
Theirs was an improbable romance, he was rich and successful and she was from a poor and unstable home. Against all odds, a friendship was founded, and later true love resulted along a short path that wasn't enough to separate them. When the two grow up together on a flourishing vineyard; worlds collide, rules are broken but promises are kept. Set in the 1950's [AH, Jacob/Bella]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,251 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Seizing Second Chances by Momatu reviews
Five years after Draco lost his infant son to complications following his premature birth, he sees a dark-haired child playing in a Muggle play park. One year after the sudden loss of his wife, Harry sees Draco quietly watching children play in a Muggle play park. If they can put the past behind them, can they be each other's second chance at happiness? (mpreg) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,106 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Protecting Him by Joanmuldoon reviews
Reid is kidnapped by a mad man, trying to get his parents back. Hotch is worried for boyfriend. What will happen to Reid? Will his team get to him in time?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Two and a Half Men by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry, Draco and a teeny tiny Malfoy. This was originally a set of oneshots, that got made into an arc by popular demand. Have fun, kids!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M.
Coffee Kisses by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 4031 - Favs: 6,734 - Follows: 7,102 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Knowing by KinkyKorner reviews
Gibbs discovers he is pregnant post 'Baltimore' which results in decisions for both he and Tony as well as an exploration of themselves and their relationship to each other in the face if this life-altering side-step. Unusual Gibbs MPREG focusing mostly on intimacy and private/ internal moments between the two characters. MPREG, Slash, rated M for good reason.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,121 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] - Complete
Jailbait by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Four years is not a big difference, unless it makes the relationship illegal. What happens when the youngest pack member imprints on Bella Swan? B/S Non-Cannon, OOC, Rated M. Beta s Tayjay and Jusobele
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 287,671 - Reviews: 4774 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Seth
Maybe by watchforwalkers reviews
Kurt Hummel thought he could get over his crush on Finn Hudson, but instead his feelings only become deeper as he tries to distract himself with other relationships. In the wake of Blaine's unexpected proposal, Kurt decides it's time to do something drastic to help himself move on, but the outcome isn't what he expected. Kurt spent so long trying to get over Finn, but now it turns
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Last Time by watchforwalkers reviews
A small part in the school musical. Rachel running against him for senior class president. Uncertain college prospects. Kurt wanted his senior year to be magic; so far it's been anything but. Blaine's startling actions provide a catalyst for Kurt to reevaluate his relationships, and Kurt discovers that he and Finn have even more common ground than either of them thought. Will the u
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Keep Me by dream7me7to7sleep reviews
The story begins well before vampires have come out of the coffin. Our favorite Viking happens upon a runaway, and his existence is turned upside down. With magic, intrigue and bloodlines mingling together, Eric finds that even he can still be surprised. *This is an AU, but Sookie's back story is the only one that has been really altered.*
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 163,386 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
A Doctor, A Harry, and An Angel by ToBeDet reviews
Harry is pushed through the Veil, on the other side he meets an angel, and then a Doctor. Doctor/Harry slash.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 166 - Published: 3/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Ministry of Magic by alwaysaclaw11 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle are rival magical nation leaders who are trying to work out a dispute between their two countries, but their powerful desire for each other keeps getting in the way. I never made it clear that this is inspired by The West Wing. it is. (I may add something some day, but it's complete for now. I think it ended in a good-ish place).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Unspoken by andthestorytellerssay reviews
A deaf Sebastian has a habit of signing directly in front of people who can't understand him. Unbeknownst to him, however, Kurt Hummel knows some ASL and know just what Sebastian just said about his mouth. But that might just lead to more. (Written for a deaf!Sebastian prompt on the GKM.)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Handle Me by flipmeforward reviews
Blaine breaks up with Kurt because Kurt has a pussy. Kurt is ashamed over his anatomy, and finally settles for never finding someone who'll love him completely. Cue Sebastian. Written for a prompt on the GKM. Not Blaine-friendly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,360 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh Honey If I Get Restless by jono74656 reviews
Finn wants to make it up to Kurt for his behaviour and words during Duets, and he ends up taking Kurt to Scandals; who should they run into there but a certain brunette genius fresh from his latest case with the BAU. Glee/Criminal Minds Xover with mild Kurt/Spencer Reid slash, Furt brotherliness and wingman!Finn
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/2/2012 - S. Reid, Kurt H. - Complete
Taking Advantage by BC reviews
The Doctor loves surprises. Harry Potter is the only wizard with the Vortex in his blood. Someone gets implicated in intelligent design.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,753 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
The Kitten and Coyote by Niamh-Rain reviews
Sebastian knew that Kurt was dangerous. He saw it that day at the Lima Bean. He knew what Kurt could do, and Blaine's biggest mistake becomes Sebastian's life. AU First Time On, Sebastian/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,369 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
True Colors by jlstreck reviews
A different take on how things could have gone in Dallas when Bill's true colors start showing. Not Pro Bill. Eventual S/G or S/G/E.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,047 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S., Godric - Complete
Yours, Mine, and Ours by AlexJanna reviews
After his wife leaves and abandons their children, Harry doesn't think he or his kids will ever heal. But a chance meeting with an old nemesis in Diagon, various childish schemes, and a bit of quick upheaval make Harry see his life's not all irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,710 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The New Minted Coin of the Soul by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM, oneshot. Harry saves Snape and Malfoy from what seems to be an assassination attempt. He saves people all the time. But Snape and Malfoy don't get saved all the time, and to a Slytherin, debts always demand repayment. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,201 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Falling Slowly by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Over time Harry has learned the importance of trusting his instincts, and his instincts are telling him Severus is the one. Written for the Cliche Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17635 - Favs: 10,500 - Follows: 5,561 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Speak it Aloud by Boingogirl reviews
Reid needs to learn to speak up for what he wants before he loses the chance. SLASH COMPLETE
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/24/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Precious and Fragile Adopted by Saharra Shadow reviews
Adopted from Bittersweet Alias. Harry returns from training and finds that his friends and family no longer understand him. Percy has become an outcast in his own family. Together they find what they need and want. I'll begin updating when done writing.:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,334 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 529 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Percy W.
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 339 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Paths Taken by Laurenke1 reviews
Four years after the defeat of Voldemort Harry Potter once more returns to Hogwarts, only this time as a teacher. Will the Boy Who Lived face up to the many new challenges of new students, old teachers and possibly a new love? SSHP slash and AU warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,066 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Untitled reviews
Need to find it. Absolutely Crucial. I think I am loosing my mind trying to find it. It is an incest fic between Harry and Albus potter. It is complete kind of a long one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete