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Author has written 14 stories for Sweeney Todd, and Mighty Boosh.

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Noel Fielding Mike Fielding Julian Barratt Dave Brown Rich Fulcher Tim Minchin Russell Brand Tim Burton Helena Bonham Carter Johnny Depp Jamie Campbell Bower Stephen Moyer Alexander Skarsgard

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Real Name: sionarnii

Favorite Pairings: Sweeney/Mrs.Lovett(Sweenett), John Watson/Sherlcok Holmes(Shwatsonlock), Howard Moon/Vince Noir(Howince) - from The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt(Noelian), Dan/Jones - from Nathan Barley, Bill/Sookie (Mainly season 1-3ish) and Eric/Sookie (Season 4 onwards) - True Blood

What's Going On with My Stories: At the moment i am focusing on The Mighty Boosh fan fiction as i am part of this thing called 'Super Slash Team' and so my possible final chapter that is long over due for Mr Todd's Mid-Life Crisis may or may not end up happening as it has been far too long to pick it back up again. But hold out and you may see the light to it, but for now i am writing Boosh and Noelian fics :)

I am also on LiveJournal: HAUNTEDMUFFIN;


45 Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every time you hear the word 'epiphany' you immediately think of someone saying 'how about a shave?'

2. 'Baker' and 'widow' become one and the same to you.

3. You find yourself unable to consume a meat pie without gagging or giving the chef a funny look.

4. You can't sit in a barber's chair without checking for gears beneath the cushion.

5. Con-men all start to have a strange Italian accent, even when they really don't.

6. The phrase 'God that's good' makes you think of cannibalism.

7. Any form of lyrics with the line 'pretty women' gives you the odd feeling of someone hovering over you holding something sharp.

8. You have a strange phobia of tea kettles.

9. Whenever you see a building with a window on the roof, you think of Sweeney Todd up there

10. You drive by a Barber shop and think 'hmm'

11. when you see someone wearing a black and white striped shirt, it reminds you of Sweeney in his beach outfit...

12.Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart.

13.You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

14.Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O.

15.You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd.

16.You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

17.Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea.

18.You've written your own Sweeney fic.

19.Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

20.You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters.

21.You've co splayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

22.You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset,red and white by the sea bustle dress...

23.Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty...

24.You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

25. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be pot pies. Bouns points if you actually sing 'God Thats Good'.

26. If someone asks you to explan the story you start with "there was a barber and his wife".

27. You actually know what a linnet bird is.

28. When you eat a pot pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person taste most like chicken.

29. You sing "there's a hole in the world like a great black pit" ect. and replace 'London' with the name of your school or work place when you get mad.

30. When someone or something really peeves you off you shout "They all deserve to die!"

31. You burst into song when you see a hair loss commercial.

32. You've replaced all your dad's shavers with straight razors.

33. You keep a list of people you'd most like to bake into a pie. (well, a mental one)

34. You loudly sing 'Worst Pies in London' whenever you see pies in a shop.

35. When a friend or realitive says that they just got a shave or hair cut you say shocked,"You survied? You...you...you're not a meat pie."

36. When your teacher asks you for attention in class you start to sing "Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention pah-lease!!"

37. While in the meat section of your local supermarket you begin singing "God that's Good!"

38. Whenever someone happens to say "Whats that?" you turn to them excitedly--"It's priest! Have a little priest!"

39. When someone happens to mention Fleet Street, even if it has nothing to do with Sweeney Todd, you automaticly think of Sweeney.

40. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!

41. You have the movie memorized

42. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

43. Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"

44. You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives

45. You have a strange fear of tea kettles.

List twelve of your favorite characters from some fandoms, in no particular order.

1. Sweeney Todd

2. Mrs. Lovett

3. Tobias Ragg

4. Anthony Hope

5. Sherlock Holmes

6. John Watson

7. Judge Turpin

8. Mad Hatter

9. Red Queen

10. Alice Kinglseigh

11. Vince Noir

12. Howard Moon

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Umm no I haven’t, would be interesting…:/

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

OMG! Yes! Like heavenly hot!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Baha OMG that would be hilarious, ‘Mad Moon’??? lol

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope, not yet :/

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Mmm yeah I guess, same era really…

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Ummmm lets go with five/nine, sherlock/red queen. Shqueen???

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

I think he would be highly confused…

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Alice has just walked into St Dunstan’s market, she has seen the Pirelli’s stand and has decided she loves this blonde haired boy and decides to pursue him.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ummm I don’t think so, seeing how they’re pretty much the same person…

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve, hurt/comfort fic.

Conflicted Moon.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Ummm probs.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Probably, seems plausible.

4.If you wrote a Song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

I have no idea.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING! Conflicted slash!!!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About 5 mins ago.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin are in a happy relationship until Red Queen runs off with Judge Turpin. Sweeney is broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Vince Noir and a brief unhappy affair with John Watson, then follows the wise advice of Sherlock Holmes and finds true love with Mrs. Lovett.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!! That is like way to coincidental must be fate!

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Love is Kind by Masticating For Fun reviews
Johanna, living at Judge Turpin's house, lacks a maternal figure in her life. Nellie ends up filling that position, and between them, a bond of trust and friendly affection grows. As Johanna reaches marrying age, that bond matures... Nellie/Johanna
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Eleanor L., Johanna B.
Everything by jc52185 reviews
Sequel to Love and Memories - Third story in the Amnesia Trilogy. I have waited a long time for him to come to this realization. I have long imagined what it would be like when he finally did, but I find myself being wrong. It is better than what I imagined - so much better.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 160,428 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
I Remember You by wannabewriter25 reviews
The love of his undead life died 5 yrs ago. And for 5 yrs he's been waiting for her return. After 5 yrs of waiting, he sees the impossible. She stands in the doors of Fangtasia. She's returned to him. He wanted to hold her; his friend, his wife, his lover. She only stares at him and says, "Hi, I'm Sookie Stackhouse." She doesn't remember him. He dies once again. Will she remember?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 487,725 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Love and Memories by jc52185 reviews
Sequel to Amnesia. "I have slept with thousands in my years here in this world. Thousands," Eric repeats not exactly making me feel better. "But only you have made me feel. With you it was best. Only with you has it felt so right, so perfect." He hesitates before looking up and meeting my gaze. "I am hoping you will help me find out why."
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 189,076 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Moments by Defying.Expectations reviews
Collection of 100 word drabbles. Various characters, pairings, genres, and situations.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
From Baron To Sheriff by FanOTheFang reviews
One of those "What Happened if Eric met Sookie First" Fics. Concentrating on Eric. No Bill! Rated M for Lemons and Language, probably violence too - Eric's a Vampire after all! Now Complete
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,677 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Eric, Sookie, Sophie-Anne - Complete
Amnesia by jc52185 reviews
I have never been claustrophobic. I had a feeling I wouldn't be saying that again for a while. I also haven't been afraid of the dark even though I know more than most of what can be found in the dark. Yet another fear I would probably end up developing. Something about being trapped in a dark car trunk for hours would probably do that to some people. Starts in Club Dead.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,353 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Every Unsatisified Urge by Concupiscence66 reviews
This is a "real person" fic based on a prompt for livejournal's queer fest: They don't have sex, so they're just friends. Right? Noel and Julian have a mostly sexless marriage.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012
Learning The Road to Matrimony by WickedlyWonderfulCr8 reviews
Bill's asked Sookie and she's said 'Yes' so now it's time to work our way down the aisle! It should be one hellava ride! As required, I hold no claim to the main characters, there are storylines intended for a mature audience. Enjoy...
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 194,102 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Bill C., Sookie S.
Vertigo by callistana reviews
Alone at last for the first time in months, Ian and Wanda take a walk outside amongst the stars. A different approach to the usual O'Wanda first time fic. Shameless fluff/PWP. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Dreams by Owl and Crow reviews
Since her eighteenth birthday, weeks ago, Melanie had insisted on sleeping next to Jared rather than her brother. Suffice to say he hadn't been able to sleep since she turned eighteen. Mel/Jared canon fic about their first time together. Take rating serious! Lemons!
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Jared H., Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Burgundy Velvet by Defying.Expectations reviews
A collection of unrelated Toddvett/Sweenett one-shots. Love, hate, passion, pain; alternate universe and canon-compliant; short and long. But all sealed with a kiss. For Livejournal's 30 Kisses challenge.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,297 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
When Will I Learn by WickedlyWonderfulCr8 reviews
New adventures for Sookie and Bill taking place in the months/years after Season One. By no means do I own: Fictional; known characters, certain places and/or things. How how I wish I did! I like putting them in extremely stressed & perilous situations as well as relaxing to take the edge off a bad day! THIS STORY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES & LANGUAGE. Please be advised as such.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 239,723 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bill C., Sookie S.
Sailor Boy by BeBopALula reviews
The adventures and trials of Anthony Hope, from his often-unhappy youth to his daring rescue of the killer Sweeney Todd to his troubled courtship of Johanna Barker. Warnings inside. Reviews are much appreciated.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,136 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Anthony H., Johanna B.
Resolutions by Concupiscence66 reviews
Vince and Howard make New Year's Resolutions. It didn't have to be smutty but my resolution is the fill the world with more smut.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
BOOSH by SmashStar reviews
Mai furst attempt at a storrii 3 ;D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Howard M., Vince N.
Bend and Break by BeBopALula reviews
Beadle Bamford wants to forget his troubles. Anthony just wants to find Johanna. When they run into each other in a bad part of town, it ends horribly for both of them. One-sided Bamford/Turpin, Bamford/Anthony, and Bamford/Johanna. Warnings inside.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Beadle B., Anthony H. - Complete
Things That Burn by Dollymop reviews
Sherlock/John. Sherlock's lust for John comes to a head at the worst possible time: in the middle of a strange and dangerous case. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,975 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
No Pity In Her Heart by Defying.Expectations reviews
AU. Sweeney accuses Nellie of being a witch. Toddvett/Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Silver Scribbles by Defying.Expectations reviews
Ongoing series of Sweeney Todd drabbles. Each chapter has a different theme with ten unconnected, nonlinear drabbles. Written following the rules of the iPod shuffle challenge.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
A Selection Of Ficlets by gwingwin reviews
A selection of one-shots, for your enjoyment. Howince fluff and friendship. Rated for a bit of language, and maybe a bit of sex later on, depending on my mood. You know you love it, you cheeky vixens, now get in my fic-barrow x
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,417 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Vince N., Howard M.
Night in, Night out by AllTimeNatalie reviews
Things were different. They were arguing, he was drinking, he was receiving the intoxicated blows that followed night in, night out. Dedicated to Xx.ElectroxxHeart.xX :D Angsty Howince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Vince N., Howard M.
In Your Arms by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
Vince cries in the nighttimes. Howard's there.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
I'll Be There by Defying.Expectations reviews
"Coughing, I pinch the bridge of my nose as a headache attacks the tender space behind my eyes. Another batch of burned pies; I can do nothing right." Toby burns some pies and tells Mrs. Lovett what he thinks of Mr. Todd. Rated T to be safe.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Tobias R., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Heart Wants by Dollymop reviews
Holmes/Watson. Watson is married to Mary, but sleeping with Holmes. Slash. Obviously xD
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,149 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by MischiefManagedAndFishCustard reviews
With the whole of London in the state of horror that one barber left them in before his death, who is to blame for the mess? And does Anthony Hope have any real chance in winning Johanna's heart now the story has really begun?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 93,227 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Anthony H., Johanna B.
Feral Heart by Defying.Expectations reviews
Benjamin needs to see Lucy. Benjamin/Lucy. Warning: extremely fluffy.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Benjamin B., Lucy B. - Complete
Dirty by Dollymop reviews
SLASH. Holmes has a dream about Lord Blackwood.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2010 - S. Holmes, H. Blackwood - Complete
Sting by Defying.Expectations reviews
"He can threaten and hold a razor to her skin as many times as he likes. She does not fear that he will follow through with what he says. She does not believe the empty words. She is not afraid of him." One-shot. Toddvett/Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
He'd Noticed Her by x-nellie-lovett-x reviews
A birthday present for Gina ;D ...Sweeney Todd had noticed her, and this time he'd had enough of waiting... Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Fragile Hearts by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Just a short poem I wrote on a car ride yesterday talking about Mrs. Lovett's feelings for Sweeney, and how she thinks he feels about her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Roles Reversed by tiswillard reviews
Pointless bantering between Tom and Doug. No slash, but it can be interpreted as such. Dialogue fic.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete
Fingertips by The Ashcroft Moon reviews
What goes on the roof stays on the roof. Howard never lets me finish my sentences. Once, just once, I really wish he would.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Not Even My Lark by BeBopALula reviews
Five Sweeney Todd drabbles, written for a version of the iPod-on-shuffle challenge, because I am helpless in the face of peer pressure. Rated for oblique references to rape and prostitution. Featuring Lucy, Mrs. Lovett, Judge Turpin, Johanna, and Anthony.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Ask Sweeney by NelliethePieAngel reviews
I know I just made a story, but this idea hit me and my sister so suddenly, and I had to act on it fast. Really, a silly little thing based on an old skit my sister and I loved from a show called All That. All details are in the chapter, have fuuuun.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Sweeney T.
Mother Of The Pumpkin King by NelliethePieAngel reviews
My first TNBC story, because I'm usually writing Sweeney Todd. Jack's mother comes for a visit to see how Jack is doing, but when he tells her his plan to bring Christmas to Halloween Town she's less than thrilled. Will she warm up to the idea in time?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Jack S.
His Eyes In The Dark by The Ashcroft Moon reviews
Sometimes he has nightmares. Some nights. Most nights. I try to remember but it's hard to forget when he's like this. ONE-SHOT.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Midnight Show by SisiDraig - 2 reviews
He was driving along the blackened streets. The ones he knows so well. They’re lit only by that one flickering street lamp but that’s enough to show up the shine of the red leather, thigh-high boots, black leather shorts and war-paint make-up. Rating up?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009
The Dare by NelliethePieAngel reviews
An acquaintance of Sweeney's dares him to play a cruel joke on Mrs. Lovett, to fake loving feelings for her. in the process of this dare, will he actually end up falling in love with her? I really hope you enjoy it, and reviews are loved.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,062 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Laundry and Other Stories by Miss Malfaisant reviews
When it came down to it, what else would you expect Nellie to do with a basket of Sweeney Todd's shirts? Rated for sequences of fluff-filled naughtiness. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Safety by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Johanna sneaks out of her bedroom one afternoon and finds a poem on the Judge's desk of his study. What will happen when she reads it? Will it change her thoughts about him?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Johanna B., Judge Turpin - Complete
With Each Moment by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Nellie made a dangerous attempt when Benjamin taken taken from her, but will Sweeney choose to save her from her own self when she tries it again? Will Sweeney save her, or lose her forever? Please r r.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
The Fortune Teller by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett take a stab at a paper fortune teller. What are their fortunes and will they come true? What will it all lead to, adventure maybe?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
As Long As There's Christmas by Defying.Expectations reviews
A Sweeneyesque take on O. Henry’s classic Christmas tale, Gift of the Magi. Sweenett/Toddvett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Messy Christmas Morning by NelliethePieAngel reviews
It's Christmas on Fleet Street. Will the feel of the holiday season change the mood of a certain demon barber toward a certain baker? Enjoy you Sweeney fans you. Rated T just to be safe.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Christmas Lovin' by x-nellie-lovett-x reviews
When Mrs. Lovett asks Sweeney down for a bit of Christmas dinner, she never expected it to turn out this way. But she won't complain! Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
I Could Eat You Up, I Really Could by Dollymop reviews
Mrs. Lovett introduces Mr. Todd to, ahem, 'oral pleasure'. Sweenett. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
It All Began With A Note by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Benjamin and Nellie have felt something for years, so Ben sends small notes to her constantly. He has one rule about them, but what will happen when he's taken away, for life? Happy reviews are happy things.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L. - Complete
Jealousy by HalleLovett reviews
A story of love and passion, and well.... jealousy. What happens when Sweeney Todd doesnt like Toby being around Mrs. Lovett? Read and find out! Plz Review.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
All Things Broken by HPSpontaneousCombustionTSO reviews
What happens when Mrs. Lovett gets raped? By who? And how would Sweeney react? Sweenett eventually
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Pervert by NelliethePieAngel reviews
I was watching Sweeney with a friend last night and I started thinking about Sweeney's anger towards Turpin. I know he'd never do this, but he needed to let it out somehow. Rated T for the word rape and mentionings of death of course.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sweeney T., Judge Turpin - Complete
Not Some Cindernellie by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Mrs. Lovett has gotten fed up with Sweeney bossing her around and not thanking her for all she does. What will this lead to, madness? The death of an awesome baker, never! Read on, and enjoy.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Hush, Love, Hush by toujourspret reviews
He couldn’t stay out there on the sofa….
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eleanor L., Tobias R. - Complete
13 Ways To Annoy Sweeney Todd by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
Here is a list of ways to annoy Sweeney Todd. Warning! The authoress of this fic is not responsable for any bodily injury or death that may occur.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Good Enough by LucyxTodd reviews
I feel good enough." A sequel to 'Do you Kill Girls'
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009
Of Robberies And Love by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Will a traumatic experience lead to a new romance? When a man comes after our dear baker, will the demon of her dreams come to her rescue? Please enjoy, and don't forget to review. : Rated T for brief physical abuse, and use of the b-word.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Tim Burton Poem by NelliethePieAngel reviews
I love Tim Burton and so many of his movies, I hope this poem does that justice. Mentionings of Victor and Sweeney Todd included. I really hope you enjoy it. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Do You Kill Girls? by LucyxTodd reviews
Tell me, do kill girls?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Losses And Gains by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Sweeney can't understand why Mrs. Lovett clings to him so much. Will a memory that rises in his sleep change things? Read on and enjoy. This is for Violaunte's Sweeney Todd Stroy Contest by the way.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Eleanor L., Benjamin B. - Complete
Toby's Last Thoughts by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Toby loved his mom. In my eyes, when he saw her get killed by the fire, even though he was mad at her choice to murder people, he still wanted to miss her. These, are his thoughts as he saw her burning.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Tobias R., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Many MySpace Surveys Of Sweeney Todd by x-nellie-lovett-x reviews
So, basically I pulled together a load of surveys off of MySpace and thought what would they be like if the Sweeney Todd characters filled them out? Please review. x
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
Unexpected Emotions by FragileFantasy reviews
Mrs. Lovett doesn't answer when Sweeney keeps yelling for her. When he trudges downstairs to get her, he finds her doing something he didn't expect. One-shot, Slight hint of possible Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Boundaries by electricskeptic reviews
What happens when the final boundary is crossed? Howard/Vince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Spoofy Todd: Yet Another Parody From Fleet Street by Luminaires reviews
Originality? What's that? Yep, it's another parody of The Movie, in which there are anachronisms galore, girlie men aplenty, terrible song parodies, and much, much more. Read, review, repeat. FINALE CHAPTER UP NOW!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Sudden Desire by x-nellie-lovett-x reviews
What did your Lucy look like?" Mrs. Lovett asked Mr. Todd one morning. What would have happened if Anthony hadn't burst in at that moment? Sweenett one-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The McQuaid Brothers by tiswillard reviews
Doug thinks about the McQuaid brothers. Slash. Oneshot. Sort of drabble-y.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Living Proof by tiswillard reviews
Set during Orpheus 3.3 - Tom/Doug slash.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
A Nightmare by dangerousdame reviews
Toby's dreams turn sour when he imagines what he might have to do to make Nellie love him. Revival-based.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Love Bleeds by SisiDraig - 2 reviews
Howince Au fic. Rated for slightly unusual concept and a few swears. Howard is in a relationship but what will happen when he falls for his girlfriend's son? You have been warned
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,419 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Control by Dollymop reviews
Sweenett. One-shot. Mr. Todd liked to have control.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by Defying.Expectations reviews
Sloth. Envy. Greed. Wrath. Lust. Gluttony. Pride. In other words, the seven deadly sins. And Nellie Lovett is guilty of each and every one. Toddvett/Sweenett, though it is mostly one sided.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Threads by electricskeptic reviews
Sometimes, a single thread is all that holds a relationship together. But no matter the extent of the damage, as long as that one thread remains there is some small hope of fixing what can seem irreparable.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,786 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Masculinity Chronicles by Dollymop reviews
Sweenett. Mr. Todd is feeling insecure about his masculinity. Toby is playing cupid. Mrs. Lovett just wants to be loved!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,760 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Relationship Between Mort and his Couch! by JDLuvaSQEE reviews
A songfic about the relationship between Mort Rainey and... his Couch! I do NOT own Secret Window, Mort Rainey, Mort's couch, OR the song "My Everything" by: 98 Degrees!
Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Remember by PeekabooFang reviews
Sweeney answers Mrs. Lovett's question, "You don't remember what Lucy looks like, do you?"
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sweeney T., Lucy B. - Complete
And Then There Was You by brokenmoonlight reviews
AU fic. Howard was mesmerised as soon as he saw him. Vince has found just what he was looking for.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
She's A Real Lady by La Hija Del Mar reviews
When Judge Turpin takes an interest in Mrs. Lovett, Sweeney encourages her to pursue him, hoping to reel him back in to the barber's chair and underneath the razor. But what happens when Mr. Todd realizes he's jealous? Sweenett in later chapters.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,071 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008
Pouring Rain by perichan reviews
Howard and Vince have yet another fight and Vince runs from the flat into the wet british summer outside. Can Howard find him before he does something he'll regret? Howince, r and r
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Just A Bit Tense by Dollymop reviews
Sweenett. One-shot. Mr. Todd is feeling a little 'tense'.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Too Little, Too Late by roberre reviews
“Not without you, Mister T,” she told him. “I don’t want to live without you.” “The only other alternative is to die, Mrs. Lovett,” he said. A reminder of why she simply had no choice. She could do what he never could. Survive.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
To Relieve the Gloom by Reih reviews
It takes but a moment to change the course of a life. Sweeney reacts to a small thing and the result is the beginning of the rebirth of a man once thought dead by everyone...even himself. Sweeney/Lovett Not a suddenly-Barker-again fic -.-; Review please!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,626 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
The Phone Call by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince and Howard's friendship is on thin ice. Has too much damage been done, or is there still a chance to make things right? Rated M just to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Sex and Chocolate by Morwynn reviews
A growing series of hot Sweenette oneshots. Ideal for a break during homework, a rainy afternoon, or right before you go to bed. Author is open to suggestions of what smutty adventures readers would like to see next.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,614 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
IceCream and Letters: A Cruel Game by megzlilpegs reviews
Nellie Lovett is not as sane as she'd hoped, but neither is she entirly alone in the world.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Happy Birthday! by tiswillard reviews
Doug's got a surprise for Tom on his birthday! And it's definitely not what you think you thought it would be. Hanhall slash.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
From London to New York by brokenmoonlight reviews
Howard finally snaps and a year later, Vince, unbeknowst to anyone else, is still struggling to cope. Will they ever reunite, or is it too late?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,657 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Suitable Gifts by Defying.Expectations reviews
Valentine's Day. Mrs. Lovett remembers the occasion, of course, but Mr. Todd doesn't until she reminds him. Almost Sweenett/Toddvett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Frenching by Morwynn reviews
Don't get too excited, they're just speaking French: when Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett discover they both know French, they have another language to not communicate in. Oneshot. Mild Sweenett. It's better than it sounds, je promis.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Dreams Split at the Seams by Twisted Ingenue reviews
ONESHOT Mostly one-sided SWEENETT Sweeney Todd has a little problem and he feels it's a good idea to disrupt Mrs. Lovett's daydreams in order to assist him. HUMOR
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
I Can't Quite Feel You, Johanna by Royal Typewriter reviews
Judge Turpin forgot something very important about the biology of women. Just having some fun. Rated K for a bit of mature content, but if you know women, you already know what it is.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Tra La La by BeBopALula reviews
Anthony interrupts a very tired Sweeney Todd with a very cheerful song. What will happen? Answer: Bad stuff.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sweeney T., Anthony H. - Complete
I Love You When Youre Naughty by Monstor reviews
Sweeney Todd wakes up to find Mrs. Lovett has gone over the line, and tied him to a bed! WARNING: It does slip ooc now and then.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Anamnesis in Full Revolution by Breathing Neptune reviews
Sweeney unravels and ties the past with the present. Anthony presses where he’s not wanted. Warning for rape and slash.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Lost Sunshine by strawberrybumfluff reviews
Poem inspired by Blow and the life of George Jung.
Blow - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/23/2005
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Grocery Store Slut
Howard's out grocery shopping and Vince decided he can't wait for Howard to come home… PAIRING: Howard/Vince. **WARNING: SLASH, SPANKING etc**
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Basic French reviews
Howard and Vince are finally a couple and are taking a trip to France, just the two of them. Only, Vince tends to get restless on long flights. SLASH.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Vince N., Howard M.
Tease
REAL PERSON FIC- Noel's hips swayed to rhythm of the music in the small club they had gone to after a night on the stage. PWP.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
On The Road reviews
REAL PERSON FIC:-Noel always needed to be doing something, this time it just happened to be Rich. He was Noel's toy for the moment, it wouldn't last long, soon enough he would come crawling back to Julian.- Warnings: Overheard bumming. Angst.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Discovered Truths reviews
-Things had been a bit different lately. A certain tension had begun to arise and had made things very awkward as of late. To make it simple; Vince had been avoiding Howard and he was yet to find out why- Warnings: PWP, spanking, Fluff I guess –
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
It Always Ended Up Like This reviews
REAL PPERSON FIC -No one knew what it was that made Noel feel so detached at social gatherings or main events of their own such as these. He wasn't even sure. All he knew was that his constant need for Julian grew but so did his want to be left alone.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Distracted reviews
-Why did Howard have to be so distracting when he wasn't even doing anything? Maybe it was Howard's turn to be distracted. Too bad Vince hadn't thought of the consequences. Or maybe he had.- Warnings: PWP, domination, spanking/punishment, bondage
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Equal Confessions reviews
-Vince finally decides to tell Howard his true feelings for him, but will Howard feel the same?- Warnings: Slash/Bumming, Bit of fluff in the beginning and end, smut.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Fitting Rooms reviews
-Vince and Howard are clothes shopping, after Howard expresses his displeasure for the activity Vince offers to make it fun for him.- Warnings: Slash/Bumming, I guess you could say it's PWP.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Following Suit reviews
-Vince always controlled the game, now it was Howard's turn.- Warnings: Bumming/Slash But that's what you're here for right? , Bondage, sadomasochism, slight cross-dressing - if you haven't stop reading now well then i guess the rest doesn't matter.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Mr Todd's Midlife Crisis reviews
Mr. Todd is having his mid-life crisis and Mrs.Lovett just goes along for the ride. Starts out light hearted but then dips its toes into the darker side. Rated M, just.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,856 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Holding On reviews
Poem, Nellies POV. Nellie still loved Sweeney, too bad he was holding on to someone else.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
I Only Lived For You reviews
Benjamin stole Nellies heart and never gave it back.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Eleanor L. - Complete
Lovett's Love Poem
A poem describing how Mrs. Lovett feels for Mr. Todd.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Eleanor L. - Complete