Author has written 23 stories for Criminal Minds, Life Unexpected, Glee, and Fosters.
My name's Erin and I'm 17 :)
I basically believe in three things in life; Life Unexpected (and everyone and everything associated with it!) is the most amazing thing ever invented!; Caffeine cures everything; and life sucks until you die, so take life's lemons and make lemonade... with vodka :)
I generally go through phases of being obsessed with a single TV show at a time, but Life Unexpected is literally the best thing in my life... okay, so that sounded totally sad. But honestly, I've been through a lot of crap in my life, and I tend to write when I'm depressed, so sorry if some of my stories are a bit dark.
However, I'm totally nice and always up for a chat, so PM me :)
Also, I'm always looking for new ideas for stories so if you think of one but don't want to write it, I'll give it a shot! (especially if it's a LUX story!)
Life Unexpected Quotes:
Baze: You know you can get a ticket for going under the speed limit.
Cate: Chaperoning, and I call dibs. I was here first.
Cate: Breakups turn us all into 14 year old girls in the 80s.
Cate: Who has an inflatable sheep? It's like you would have to try and be that stupid, you know.
Baze: Book-worm virgin with padded bras - way hotter!
Abby: There are many ways to get the same feeling without actually having sex. Flexible shower heads, vibrating back massagers, the spin cycle of a washing machine...
Cate: Life gives you lemons, you make skankade.
Alice: I hate being called a Ma'am.
Math: Cher. But not in a gay way.
Jamie: Stick that in your loser pipes and smoke it!
Cate: I made my bed, and now I have to lie about it - awesome.
Baze: Bug is out of the picture - exterminated so to speak.
Cate: Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people!
Baze: I just feel like I should offer you some fatherly advice; some words of wisdom or what not.
Cate: Awe its my old head gear - just looking at in brings back memories of loneliness and self hate.
Tasha: Cate Cassidy - the perfect mom.
Cate: I don't know how many times I can say that I'm trying.
Cate: Thank you for being there.
Jones: Don't hate on milkshakes.
Cate: Whatever you need, I'm here.
Ryan: 250 items? Why can't we just order barbecue and wing it.
Cate: He has the mental capacity of a nine year old.
Lux: Cate, Baze - meet my family. Everyone - these are my parents.
Cate: Did you just sniff me?
Alice: You are so Days of Our Lives - I am going to have to start tuning in at one just to watch you.
Cate: I can't be stuck here with you idiots and your phonuts.
Math: Is that a Kabala bracelet around your wrist?
Cate: Statute, you idiot.
Ryan: I'm home too.
Lux: I know I seems like I am okay, but I am more messed up inside than you realize.
Criminal Minds episode 4 of season 3 (Children Of The Dark):
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