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Joined 08-10-09, id: 2041504, Profile Updated: 05-08-13

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so hey, this is my fanfiction.net account which I have neglected. The reasons why I decided to delete the stories I posted here are purely because 1. the writing is excruciatingly embarrassing and is not a proper reflection of my ability now that I'm all growed up and 2. hopefully I can now start afresh if I feel like posting anything here for your consumption.

If I do get round to posting anything in the future, feel free to review/criticise/critique my work, I'm open to any suggestions; bad press is good press.

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Unexpected, A Holiday Tail of Mistaken Identity by amightypenguin reviews
After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's task by kubrick reviews
Draco wasn't sure how to feel at first. He knew that the moment that he walked into that bedroom he was going to be greeted by an angry, spitting Harry Potter. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,097 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Y And His Victims by Galadriell reviews
Auror Harry Potter investigates a series of murders committed by Y. He already lost his life to Y. Now, working against time, he will need to stop the killer before another mutilated victim turns up. Harry/Draco SLASH and SLASHER! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,028 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
7 Hours in Hell by sylent nighthowl reviews
Harry reluctantly attends one of Slytherin's legendary parties and takes part in a seemingly innocent game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, but this game has an unexpected twist and his sanity and sexual preference are put to the test.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,163 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
More Lovely and More Temperate by Saucery reviews
Arthur is under the influence of a sex-changing curse... Or is it a blessing in disguise? Arthur/Merlin with a side-dish of bodice/petticoat! Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hitched by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Harry's having a bad day. Futurefic, written Pre
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Virgin Revelry by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For Harry's Entertainment by Cae Thomas aka CNL reviews
Harry didn't think that the Hogwarts talent show would be any fun. He couldn't have been more wrong. Inspired by Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment" because it makes me think of Draco in leather pants. Lots of love to Zachie for helping me finish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Live Happily Ever After by testosterone-tea reviews
Sequel to 'How to Fall Out of Love'. Draco writes a list on exactly how one goes about accomplishing this feat, especially if your true love is a certain green-eyed Gryffindor savior... one-shot, HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Me Love by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Merry Xmas! Draco and Harry are going to enjoy the Christmas holidays at a Wizarding paradise resort in Australia. There's too much love on this island and what better way to work off all that energy... than with sex-yoga? DMHP, OCOC, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,213 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On the Catwalk by NariNari reviews
Harry is left dazed and confused after seeing Draco Malfoy in a fashion show. He's now questioning his sexuality and feelings for Malfoy when he's assigned to protect him from a crazed fan. Worst of all, Malfoy seems to want nothing to do with him. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,091 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Fall Out of Love by testosterone-tea reviews
Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Summer Trials by phys-nut reviews
COMPLETE! To stave off a summer of bordom after their NEWTs, Albus and Scorpius signed up for the Fairytale Trials. Now Scorpius is under an enchanted sleep, and Albus is riding about on his "noble steed," to find him and save the day. Slash! AS/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,232 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Lion's Empathy by purplerawr reviews
Draco Malfoy has spent too long taunting the Gryffindors, so now some of the Lions are exacting their sweet, humiliating revenge! One lion though, has a sudden change of heart… HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
unbreakableBOND by NariNari reviews
Years ago a contract between the Malfoy's and Potter's was formed and now it's time for Harry and Draco to fulfil that contract. Hopefully a new spin on the whole 'Draco and Harry are forced to be together' thing. DMHP, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,770 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something to Look Forward To by dirty-darella reviews
It’s Harry’s last Day at Hogwarts. Something sexy happens. His name is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete