Crikey3632
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Joined 08-10-09, id: 2041516, Profile Updated: 11-27-10
Author has written 3 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Firefly, and Harry Potter.

My name is, for all you know, Crikey3632. When I write fanfiction, I tend to use my original name. It isn't because I'm self centered, it just helps me get into my character and I also think that the name isn't that important. The story matters, not the name.

A little about me, I live in the United States, though I wish I lived in Australia. My hero is Steve Irwin. He was a wildlife conservationist who was killed by a stingray barb through the heart. I want to be just like him. To me, he is a great man who loved animals and would do anything for them. I would do the same. I am an only child with divorced parents. I have a Jenday Conure, a small parrot, named Simon. He can say "hey, bird" and he does a funny imitation of a laugh.

I absolutly love werewolves and almost anything supernatural. I am a Twilight fan and I am Team Jacob. Those who think Twilight is stupid should just keep thier opinions to thierself. I have read the Harry Potter series, but I hated the ending. When you kill a character in a book series, write it well. Mass homicide doesn't work for me.

Currently Have Several Stories Writen (Not Nessacaraly Typed Up). Look For Updates on Iron Fury (an X-Men FF), and the beginnings of Lost Pain (LOST), A Tale of Two Scared Siblings (Avatar THe Last Airbender), Welcome To Another Life Brotha (Twilight/ Bree Tanner), My Time at M*A*S*H 4077th (MASH), and Possesed (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Maybe a Pirates of the Cariibean or NCIS Fanfiction on the way... Maybe

Favorite Food: Chicken and Shrimp
Favorite Color: Red, Green, Orange
Favorite Movies: X-Men, Pirates of the Carribean, Twilight Saga,
Favorite Tv Shows: Whose Line is it Anyway?, M*A*S*H, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Avatar The Last AIrbender, Lost, Leverage, Flight 29 Down, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Favorite Books: Percy Jackson Series, The Inhertiance Cycle, Cirque Du Freak Series, Steve and Me, The Shadow Children Series, Twilight Saga
Favorite Music: Nickelback, P!nk, Linkin Park, Green Day, Hinder, Hoobastank, basically anything rock and roll.

Worst Movie Adaptations: Eragon, Percy Jackson, Avatar: The Last Airbender

My Gangsta name (First 3 letters of your first name with izzle): magizzle
Detective Name (Favourite colour and favourite animal): Red Wolf
Soap Opera name (middle name and name of your street): Caroline Salisbury
Superhero Name (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink) : Green Coke
Witness Protection name (Mother's middle name, Father's middle name) : Mary Allen
Warrior Cat Name: GreyHeart
Native American Name: Wolf that Cries to the Moon
Vampire Name: Maggie Night

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. While we drove, we speculated on wether the New Blood Movement could possibly be a good thing. (Bite Me by Parker Blue)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? A burger King cup filled with frozen coke. Yummmm...
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? First Episode of Seaosn Four of Lost
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 3:36
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:43
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My mom watching Grey's Anotomy
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? About 10:30, to go to an orthodontist appointment.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Facebook
9. What are you wearing? A Brisinger T shirt and jeans
10. Did you dream last night? I don't think so...
11. When did you last laugh? Last night, when I was out with my friends watching fireworks
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Four Twilight and New Moon posters
13. Seen anything weird lately? Does my mom count? JK
14. What do you think of this quiz? It's something to put on my bio.
15. What is the last film you saw? Avatar The LAst Airbender
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? My own Library, and I would start a zoo
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I can talk in several accents. British, Irish, Scottish, a sucky Austrailian one
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would destroy all the nuclear weaopans and guns. If people want to kill people, they have to look the person in the eye and drive the blade in.
19. Do you like to dance? Not really...
20. George Bush: Erm... Which one?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Skyler Elizabeth or Christina Mary
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? William Charlie Henry or James Parker Lewis
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Totally! Austrailia here I come!
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"? I hope God has a sense of humor. Because if he doesn't, I'm screwd.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - Forest - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

Maggology

Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology"

Yumology

What is your salad dressing of choice? Caesar
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Melting Pot
What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it? the raviloi at Dino's reseraunt in Memphis, tn
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Cheese and spinach
What do you like to put on your toast? Butter and maybe apple jelly

TECHNOLOGY

How many televisions are in your house? Two
What color cell phone do you own? Black, but never use it
Who was the last person to call you? My zoo boss

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right
Have you ever had anything removed from your bodY? I got my tonsels out when I was ten.
What is the last heavy item you lifted? Meat filled boxes for the zoo

BULLCRAPOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?No, absolutly not
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Maggie Wolfe
What were three things you bought yesterday? Soda, a book, and i dont think anything else

DUMBOLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own? None, they are stupid
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Last year, running from a school fight
Last person you talked to in person: My mum
Favorite Month? November
Missing someone? My real family
Mood? Sick
What are you listening to? The reason by Hoobastank
Watching? Youtube
Worrying about? The baby goats at the zoo i work at

RANDOMOLOGY

What is the last movie you watched? The ending of Pirates of the Carribean 2
Do you smile often? Hell to the yeah
Do you always answer your phone? No, not at all
If you could change your eye color what would it be? Green
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? Vanilla and coke, perfect combo
Do you own a digital camera? No, though i wish i did
Have you ever had a pet fish? Yes, but they all comitted suicide by jumping out of the tank
Favorite Christmas song? Feliz Naveda. I always try singing the Spanish bit, even though I dont no the words...
Whats on your wish list for your birthday? Money for a school trip to ireland
Can you do push ups? Yes
Can you do a chin up? No
Does the future make you more nervous or excited? Majorly both!!!!
Ever been in a car wreck? No
Do you have an accent? I lived twelve years in the southern united states, what do you think?
Plans tonight? Nope
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Too many times...
Have you ever been given a rose? Yeah, by my dad on valentines day
Current hate right now? Bad movie remakes
Met someone who changed your life? My mom's boyfriend Chad, who blew stuff up in the backyard with me and who also BROKE MY MUM"S HEART. (You think Im bitter? You bet i am)
What song represents you? Welcome to my life by simple plan
What were you doing 12 AM last night? writing up a chapter for Iron Fury

Music Playlist For Iron Fury

Chapter 1: Stripped By Shiny Toy Guns
Chapter 2: Drift Away By Uncle Kracker
Chapter 3: Colors By Will.I.Am
Chapter 4: Virgin State of Mind By K’S Choice
Chapter 5: Monsters By Hurricane Bells
Chapter 6: Broken By Seether
Chapter 7: Don't Want To Miss A Thing By AeroSmith
Chapter 8: Burn It To The Ground By NickelBack
Chapter 10: Eyes On Fire By Blue Foundation
Chapter 11: Bring Me to Life By Evenesence
Chapter 12: In My Arms By Plumb

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The Kripke Whedon University by Spryte Magnus reviews
Note: There is a ton of Buffy Verse content. The University, run by Zachariah, has called in the souls of...well, most of the cast from FireFly, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Angel: reborn with out past memories. They are off to school!
Crossover - Firefly & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011
One That Counts by Psychedelic-City reviews
Kurt has horrible luck when it comes to kissing, but Blaine is determined to change that. One-shot, Blaine's POV.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
CHARLIE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a CHARLIE unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to find a Virgin Mary statue full of illegal drugs in your room, do you? Maybe?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Charlie - Complete
DESMOND: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a DESMOND unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to accidentally forget to push the button, brotha!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Desmond - Complete
On The Farm by AHigherOctave reviews
Spike has a closet addiction he just can't kick.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Step by Step by RosylaGypsy reviews
It was difficult for Roger to leave the loft that morning on Boxing Day. But maybe it's time he started challenging himself again, if only to stop Mark's incessent nagging. Rated for language
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Some Kind of Wonderful by jazzman31 reviews
AU story, not canon in any way. Faith is the main character, and it is a slash fic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,536 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Faith L., Willow R. - Complete
The Parallel Worlds Proof by amtrak12 reviews
aka Brilliant Collision - A familiar blue box lands in Leonard and Sheldon's living room. Why is it there? Are the Doctor and Donna now trapped forever in the wrong universe? - Epilogue now up!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Law of the Wild by FaithDaria reviews
It's the pack above all others.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Oz - Complete
How the Mighty Have Fallen by Chellerbelle reviews
Rogue buys Gambit at a charity date auction, much to Logan and Storm's distress. Canon with X1-X3 and XO: Wolverine
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,099 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit] [Logan/Wolverine, Storm] - Complete
Deceptive appearances by Moonspring reviews
Gibbs was furious! This was HIS crime scene, HIS investigation, and above all HIS corpse! And now this snot-faced little punk was waving release papers in his face, demanding to take the body with him!" I've got no excuse...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Xander H., Ducky M. - Complete
Snap Shot by Derek Metaltron reviews
A simple plan of a photo shoot can destroy the universe, at least when it concerns the Doctor - all ten of them. A 'Ten Doctors' One-Shot tale with a twist, inspired by a talented artist's stunning Multi-Doctor Picture.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2009 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
All Roads Lead Here by Teenage.Anomaly reviews
No one knows what'll happen if an unstable element is added to an equally unstable environment, and this kid is as unstable as the island. Now it's up to her to change what she's seen lost on a TV screen...if she can change herself. No one can fight fate.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,680 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sawyer, Boone - Complete
Conversations by Menthol Pixie reviews
Jack's not the type of man to sit and stare at vacant benches, hoping to see dead friends." After talking to Hurley at Santa Rosa, Jack receives a visit from Charlie. One shot.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Charlie, Jack - Complete
Outsider by Booksong reviews
A missing perspective from the Western Air Temple. Did one of the Gaang understand where Zuko was coming from? Find out what Toph was thinking during her unusual night mission.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Destiny by Menthol Pixie reviews
Set at the beginning of Season 5. Sayid and Hurley try to save Charlie, who doesn't remember them or the Island, from Widmores team who want him dead. They have to return to the Island, but the only way back is through Charlie...
Lost - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,571 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Charlie, Sayid - Complete
Forgive Us Our Trespasses by Lirazel reviews
Malcolm Reynolds is a fan of all seven.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Two Captains, No Ship by Nytd reviews
Random contemplation of what it might be like if our two favorite pirate captains were marooned together on a certain island. Written as a present for FreedomOftheSeas. Merry Christmas!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Unseen Scars by toxic-dreamer-2 reviews
"I was 13," he replied, his voice taking on a sudden dark tone. "And it wasn't an accident." .Bitter words lead to an innocent question. ** Not a Romance. **
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Zuko, Gaang - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,501 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
SAYID: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a SAYID unit. In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don’t want to watch poor Nadia being tortured, do you?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sayid - Complete
Blessed are the Forgetful by falafel-fiction reviews
Daniel Faraday travels back in time and attends a Driveshaft backstage party in order to find Charlie Pace and deliver a message from Desmond.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Charlie, Desmond - Complete
Captains Cubed by Rosethorn reviews
Captain Jack, Captain Jack and a bottle of Captain Jack. Doctor Who crossover, set preBlack Pearl.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Jack H., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
SAWYER: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a SAWYER unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don’t want to cause a psychic kid to be kidnapped off a raft by HOSTILES do you?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sawyer - Complete
Angel by Fayra Lee reviews
Four missing scenes of Warren’s relationship with his father.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Angel - Complete
Detox by Blue Tears reviews
Mark visits Roger in rehab. MR Friend!Love or Preslash.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Please Remain Seated by aliarose reviews
A guy on a plane, a girl in the bathroom.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Charlie
Letting Go by Dreamality reviews
Ten years after the crash, Charlie and Claire return to Australia where their journey began and reunite with the people they spent a year learning to survive with. Charlie learns to let go of some things that have been holding him back. CC, JK
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/23/2004
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Christmas in the Burrow
Maggie Black spends Christmas with the Weasleys. Together, they tell tales of the one girl who has touched them all. Follow her, as she discovers who she is and finds friends, fatherhood, love, and the true magic of Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011
Memory reviews
Set after Serenity. Maggie Reily is a wanted fugitive, recently escaped from The Acadamy. After she stumbles upon our favorite group of con artists, can she convince them to pull the ultimate heist?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - River, Mal
Iron Fury reviews
Maggie is a mutant with great power. She ends up at Xavier's school, but is still haunted by the lab that held her prisoner. What can she do when she realizes that Deadpool is going to kill her. Follow her as she finds love, friends, pain and mystery.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Angel - Complete
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