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Joined 08-10-09, id: 2041665, Profile Updated: 10-14-12
Author has written 5 stories for Castlevania, Assassin's Creed, Team Fortress 2, Call of Duty, and Alan Wake.

Hi there. Name's Eddie.

I'm just your typical fast talking, record rockin', super sleaze, glam tease, blood suckin', motherf#ckin', white trash punk.

My favorite bands are Motley Crue, Poison, Van Halen, Crashdiet, Vixen, Wednesday 13, Def Leppard, the Ramones, and many many more...

I like horror movies, my favorite movie (EVER) being the Lost Boys, but I also love movies like Wayne's World or Scott Pilgrim.

I'm teaching myself guitar, and I know how to play piano and trumpet.

Music is my passion, and writing is my escape.

Feel free to ask me questions. I don't bite too hard...

- xoxo Eddie Alucard, your favorite Trauma Queen

Tumblr: machine-gunn-eddie - Rarely updated, but very me

Twitter: @DethToTheMasses - Never updated, I pretend it doesn't exist...


Lost Boys:

Blood, Bass Strings, (& Other Stuff My Girlfriend Likes) - A story I'm currently working on outside of FF. Roughly Lost Boys based, with a Rock N' Roll spin. I hope to post the first bits and pieces soon, perhaps. I don't really know if it would fit...

Unnamed - One of those typical "What if I wrote the ending?" but WAY more in depth. I ended up needing to rework the entire story and figured I'd just go for broke and write it how I wanted. Includes OCs. First chapter coming soon! :D

Tomb Raider:

Heroics - DELETED - Honestly...I wrote that a few years ago and don't even remember where I was going or anything. Plus my writing was terrible in middle school. (Blame the angst I suppose.)

Triple Cappuccino Mocha One-Shotish - A one-shot type crossover w/ Indiana Jones on my bestest best friend AlicexAsylum's account. It's one of those "Hey, let's drink insane amounts of caffeine, stay up all night, and see what we can write" stories. It's purely for fun. We'll update it when we have time.

Guitar Hero:

Warriors Unite - Again, I wrote this a long while ago and only remember fractured ideas. I'm still debating its fate.

Brutal Legend:

Unnamed Idea (For now) - I've had a story/song fic idea going for a long time now that has MANY similarities and is clearly influenced by Brutal Legend, but since it's still very different (ie. No Legend characters used, different plot, different setting) I'm not sure if I should post it here.

Brutal Legends - A possible idea for a sequel for Brutal Legend. Shall I write it down? Who knows...


Simon's Overture - A dribble-drabble I wrote for my US Literature class, based off CVI. Completed.

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Hope never dies by Kalisca reviews
27th prompt for my 30 Kisses Challenge: Beard. "They would join the pirate ship, the Anarchs, and hold a dance on the ashes of their enemies." Malk/Nines, Lemon
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Nines R., Malkavian - Complete
In Limbo by Black Zora reviews
Lost Boys/Near Dark/Fright Night 1985 - After meeting their disastrous ends, all of the vampires gather in limbo. They have a chance of getting out again, and even at revenge, but only if they manage to work together. In the end, David, whose body has been least damaged, sets out on a strange quest to initiate the rebirth of the others - but he has his own agenda, of course ...
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Max, David, Marko, Dwayne - Complete
Loading by auraspirit157 reviews
What happens before you play? The Assassins and Templars of our beloved multiplayer have a bit more to say then we see; they intend to keep it that way. T for violence, blood and minor swearing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013
Harlem Sunset by rednightmare reviews
Once he had a real name. A story of the city, bad magic, and Baron Angeltown before he was Nines. (Nines Rodriguez character backstory. Historical fiction. Highly speculative and completely overhauled.)
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,154 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Nines R.
Runaway by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
Third in the Santa Carla Chronicles. Marco runs away after a fight with David. The young vampire's actions catch the attention of the authorities and the notorious slayer. David must find Marco before they do or before Max orders him to kill Marco.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,654 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Marko, David - Complete
Curtis by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
Second in the Santa Carla Chronicles. David meets a potential brother and convinces Max to turn him. What happens when this new addition becomes too much of a hazard to the vampire way of life?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - David, Max
Blood Temptation by Changer the Elder reviews
X-Men are used to other creatures being out for their blood. But when that creature's one of their own and takes those words a bit too literally, noone can be sure with the situation. Because it's easy to deal a blow to the enemy. But how about a friend?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Ororo M./Storm
When We Were Young by Microstormx94 reviews
Scott's story of his first coming to Xavier's School. First Story. Updated and changed a bit 'cause I combined some chapters together. R&R Enjoy! A FINAL NEW CHAPTERS IS UP! *13&14* *Hiatus*
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Scott S./Cyclops
All the Kings Horses by superherojunkie reviews
What do you hunt when you've run out of vampires? A Blade: Trinity and Ghost Rider crossover, set post-movies. Starring Hannibal King, Abigail Whistler, and Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider.
Crossover - Blade & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Don't Follow the Leader by Kari Anna reviews
Jack CrowCherry Cat pairing. SLASH. Cat made a promise, and Felix helped him keep it.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
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The Writer
Or, The Five Times Alan Wake Claimed He Was a Writer, and the One Time He Didn't. Just a short drabble fic and an attempt at the 5 times/1 time style. American Nightmare included. Enjoy.
Alan Wake - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Published: 8/23 - Complete
Knife the Watermelon reviews
Something was wrong; Soap could tell. A creeping terror permeated his very being. Was this a memory? A dream? Reality? And why, for the love of God, was there watermelons? (An extremely serious oneshot regarding a certain Scotsman with a Mohawk being haunted by morally questionable fruit. You have been warned.)
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/22 - Ghost, Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap, Gaz - Complete
Strike Out reviews
It's ceasefire at the RED base, and a certain fast-talking Bostonian is "wicked bored." Pyro and Engie help solve that. No pairings, just awesome. Rated T for Scout's naughty mouth and baseballs. Enjoy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Engineer, Pyro, Scout - Complete
Of Foxes and Fiends reviews
In which the Nightstalker's embarrassingly cute obsession is revealed, to the Sharpshooter, no less.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Night Stalker, Sharpshooter - Complete
Simon's Overture reviews
A quick one-shot written for my US Literature class. The Belmonts have returned, and Simon must find the source of the darkness plaguing the land. Could talk of a castle lead him to his fate?
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Simon B. - Complete