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Author has written 52 stories for Dresden Files, G. I. Joe, Batman, Marvel, Team Fortress 2, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Justice League, Aliens/Predator, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Green Hornet.

Long time no see, FF.net.

Personal information ... I'm twenty-six and female. I graduated from college with a double major in creative writing and English with a minor in philosophy. In my professional life, I'm a novelist and technical writer.

My major fandom right now is G.I. Joe, mainly because I enjoy violence, ninjas, fun character interactions, and unpretentious stories about good and evil. As my stories doubtless show I'm a Snake-Eyes/Scarlett 'shipper, with a side of Flint/Lady Jaye and Beach Head/Cover Girl. I also like delving into the thoughts of solo characters who weren't as well developed: some of my favorites are Psyche-Out, Spirit, Dusty, Kamakura, and more recently, the greenshirts and support staff of the Pit.

Please note, though, that I read and review fics not necessarily based on my favorites: if it's well-written, I don't care who it's about. I'd rather read an excellent fic pairing Serpentor and a BAT than a ham-fisted, cliche-riddled one starring my favorite characters. By the same token, I crit based on writing quality, not personal favorites. After thirteen years of nonstop writing, I consider constructive criticism one of the most important parts of a writer's life.

If I had to sum up my own fics in three words, it would be "Fluff and violence."

I do a lot of research and try to strike a balance between comic book and realism. Among other things, my resources include my brothers D.G. and shrapnil, who are ex-Army and ex-USMC respectively and give me a lot of information on how people would react in various situations. If you find any factual errors in my stories, please let me know.

Constructive criticism is accepted and encouraged! I do write for fun, but that's no excuse for letting my skills (well, such as they are) get rusty.

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Make Your Choice by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Based on the events from GI Joe RAH, Image Comics #24. Firewall doesn't completely understand the Joes...or Spirit...but she can certainly try. Implied Firewall/Spirit.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12 - Spirit - Complete
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Ninja Spirits by Karama9 reviews
OC story... kind of. Scenes from the life and death of my version of Storm Shadow's father, known affectionately as the Insane Master. Some humour, some drama, lots of ninjas. If this doesn't scare you away, enjoy!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 3/26/2011
Game of Joes by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Because of COURSE I have to write another piece of completely ridiculous and over-the-top crossover crackfic. Warning; SEVERE AU ahead, though everyone will stay in character. M for violence, cursing, sex, and other fun adult activities!
Crossover - G. I. Joe & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013
Of Wizards and Soldiers by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Harry Potter universe crossover. Mixing Wizard and Muggle soldiers isn't always easy...but sometimes it's necessary when a terrorist organization like Cobra is doing just that.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2014
Free Fall by Karama9 reviews
Promt fill for fall. A few months after the incident that cost him his voice, Snake Eyes tries to tell Scarlett how he feels, through a letter. Mushy stuff ahead.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Snake Eyes, Scarlett] - Complete
Triple Trouble by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
Sequel to "The Ninja and the Wolf." Snake-Eyes and Scarlett return to the Arashikage and Storm Shadow has to deal with the one thing worse than Timber: Timber's three grandpuppies. On the upside, Snake gets great news from Scarlett.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,766 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Scarlett, Snake Eyes] Storm Shadow
The Serpent Incident by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Yeah...this may be one of the nerdiest crossovers ever written. Rated M to be on the safe side, because, well, I'm writing it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,369 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - 10th Doctor
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Roommate Drama by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Things aren't always calm, even when you have Spirit for a roommate.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Gung Ho, Mutt, Spirit - Complete
Apprentices by Karama9 reviews
Apprentices bickering, ninjas scheming, a camping trip and eventually, a lot of trouble. Kamakura and Billy don't get along and their senseis decide to help them mend their differences. Last chapter now up!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,274 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes - Complete
Restoration by Nan00k reviews
2004. Veidt's perfect world has begun to crumble, a need for heroes prompts a new generation of costumed adventurers, and suddenly, Rorschach realizes he isn't quite dead. Hurm. AU.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,156 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, OC, Dan D./Nite Owl, Laurie J./Silk Spectre
Let's Hope They Tip Well by Sarah Kennedy reviews
The Avengers are perhaps the most extraordinary group in existence. What happens when two geniuses, two assassins, one super-soldier and one god try something normal, like staying in a hotel? Sure, they can save the world, but can they save housekeeping from early retirement?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Safety is a Wireless Brain by Pisces reviews
Kevin has a migraine and Tess worries.
4400 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kevin B., Tess D. - Complete
Tiger at the Gate by TiamatV reviews
Sometimes, prank wars go very, very wrong... SE/S, LJ/F
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Complete
Aftereffects by Nan00k reviews
So, after the wedding, an ex-Transformers fan tries to accept that she has a Decepticon as a cousin-in-law. That's trickier than it sounds, especially when his world comes crashing down onto hers. !crack. AU 2007. Sequel to Flipside.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,025 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Barricade
Smoke and Mirrors by RocketLawnchair reviews
They were secrets from eachother, some held their identity closer than others. The Spy was one of them. Pyro was the other, and truth be told Pyro was a little better at it. So who exactly IS the Pyro? Fem!Pyro
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,066 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Spy, Pyro
Switching Sides by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Yet another story from me involving ninja GASP! Storm Shadow, as we all know, has jumped sides more than a few times. Well, how did the Joes first react when the man who's job description used to be stabbing them started working with them? M to be safe.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010
Musings of a Desert Trooper by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Pure crack. Dusty, Beach Head, and Lifeline wonder what the future will be like.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Yabba Dabba Joes by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Crackfic. Time travel, pop culture refrences, cursing, and oh yeah Joes shooting dinosaurs. M for swearing. Lots of swearing.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,007 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Little Wonders by Sar-kaz-m reviews
Hatter has found the perfect career in Alice's world. And it may take him places far stranger than Wonderland. Rating Jumped to M!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
The Warrior and the Intellect by Kireteiru reviews
A 200 prompt tribute to Master Chief x Cortana and those who write it. Rated K to M, R&R.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Day 246 by fivetail reviews
The act had gone on long enough.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
Vendetta by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
In which the Arashikage clan gets really, really, REALLY pissed off. Gratuitous violence ensues. Lots of stabbing. Don't mess with ninja families, okay? Won't end well for you. Smut will also probably happen. Enjoy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,656 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Research Paper by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Another Twitter plot bunny slain. One of Psyche-Out's professional papers. Ninja sex is mentioned.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Darker Shades of BLU by D.Muffin reviews
A murderous demolitions expert; a technological virtuoso bent on revenge; a shell-shocked war mongrel with onset paranoid schizophrenia... And that was before BLU recruited them. Classified backgrounds hardly remain buried forever.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Demoman, Pyro
Last Straw by WTFWonder reviews
The Scarecrow is tired of trivialization. He lets the public know using the proper supervillain etiquette.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Sick Ninja Aren't Much Fun by willwrite4fics reviews
Even Ninja get sick once in a while. Poor SnakeEyes, will he get any sympathy while he's ill? Request fic, fullfilled.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
The Greenshirts and the Werewolf by Karama9 reviews
When they discover that one of the Joes is a werewolf, a group of intrepid greenshirts step up to save the day! No werewolves were harmed in the making of this story. Final chapter now up!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,179 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes - Complete
Natural Selection by Aishuu reviews
After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,348 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
Viper, Viper in the Pit… by Karama9 reviews
...Who's the Beachiest One of All? My take on the pie trap meme started by TinySprite and WillWrite4Fics. Needless to say, crack fic. I'm afraid it's not much of a trap, or of a pie, but hopefully it's still entertaining.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Burn by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
There is more than one way to have your face set on fire. Also, your throat, stomach, intestines...you get the picture. T purely for safety.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
An Arbitrarily Chosen Date by eitoph reviews
They'll sit on their bench by the coffee cart and they'll agree: the centre must hold. And it will. They will. Spoilers through 5.22, pilot/hundredth/finale heavy. B&B lovefest
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
A Pyromaniac's Day by John Poe reviews
The man under the gas-mask is not normal. But at least he knows that. A life-changing day in the life of a Pyro. Oneshot, a little heavy on the four letter words, but other than that pretty tame.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Pyro - Complete
Of Tea And Chess by Skye10 reviews
A Tea Party, Addictions, a Chess Game in the extreme and the value of trust. Alice & Hatter's return to Wonderland shows them that maybe there is no such thing as coincidence.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 245,869 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Winterland by Iellix reviews
Hatter's growing very tired of his first winter in New York; Alice is growing very tired of Hatter getting sick of winter. So they pack up and head for warmer climes--a winter without a winter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,059 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
A Bag of Old Bones by Catwings1026 reviews
My ninth grade sociology teacher always told us to marry our best friends, if at all possible. Skulduggery and Valkyrie, however, need to understand their relationship a bit better before it can get to that. ValDuggery, Ghanith, future setting.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Riddle's Lure by CieloCrimisi reviews
Artemis' acquisition of fairy magic results in a visit from Hogwarts. Thrust into the wizarding world, everyone's favorite genius must find a way to cope with mastering his magic, age-old prejudices, and the constant threat of teenage hormones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Artemis F.
Joes on Vacation by willwrite4fics reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes take BeachHead on thanksgiving vacation to her family. How does a guy so Army he's bleeds camo react to civilian life? What's Snake Eyes like on around Scarlett's family? Should be fun!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,413 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Drive Thru by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
A piece of pure silliness...written for willwrite4fics. Enjoy. M for language, because BeachHead and Covergirl like swearing.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
A Ninja by Any Other Name by Karama9 reviews
Something I had to get out of my head: it's unavoidable that some of the members of GI Joe would be curious as to what Snake Eyes' real name is, and it's unavoidable that Ace would eventually figure out a way to turn that curiosity into a betting pool.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow - Complete
Duty as Usual by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
COBRA is plotting, Beach Head has PT, Scarlett and Snake Eyes are fraternizing, greenshirts are traumatized, military engagements are met, and Storm Shadow might even get a little action *nudge nudge, wink wink* . It's duty as usual. SE/S, Stormy/OC
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,572 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
A Book By Its Cover by mossley reviews
Flint's bluster never impressed Lady Jaye, so how did they end up together? A little bit of everything – action, adventure, angst, humor, romance. Marvel Comics-based, Flint/Lady Jaye and some Scarlett/Snake Eyes. Finished!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,126 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Lady Jaye, Flint - Complete
Frat Regs by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Another prize ficlet that you can thank aloneforvalentines for...and HOLY CRAP! I WROTE A FIC RATED T! for alcohol consumption, btw . Hawk doesn't care about frat regs...but some others do, and how does he deal with them?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
When You're Out of Options by willwrite4fics reviews
..You do the impossible. Snake Eyes, with RipCord, BeachHead, Flint, Scarlett. Based on scene from GI Joe Resolute, which hatched a plot bunny. How DID Snakes know he could use a birdman suit to freefall to the ground to sneak attack SS's troops?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Questionable Housekeeping by Lorendiac reviews
It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it! Huntress hopes to have this problem licked before Question is released from the Watchtower Infirmary. What could go wrong?
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Helena B./Huntress, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
The Substitute Teacher by willwrite4fics reviews
What can you do when a wounded friend asks for help with their beginning karate class? Someone has to teach the new recruits.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
The Mouth: An Aside by Fyrefly reviews
#3. Deadpool double-shot. Siryn, aka Theresa Rourke Cassidy, is a student at the X-mansion. One night she spots a mysterious masked man outside on the X-mansion grounds. A movie rendition of a comic theme.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Siryn - Complete
Threat Level by TiamatV reviews
Duke's all-too-certain that some missions are doomed to failure--like trying to keep Snake in the infirmary when Scarlett's in danger.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Ennui by TiamatV reviews
He loves her, but being stuck with her on a stakeout can get... trying. SE/S
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
The Art of Deception by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
“What have they done to you?” she whispered, putting her hand against the glass. set in the new movie!verse
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Semaphore by TiamatV reviews
Watching one's girlfriend get hit on is not what Flint would call "entertaining." F/LJ; SE/S
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Personal Reasons by MadMelodie reviews
A Rorschach story, exploring the meaning of two words in the GN. From 1961 through 1975. Story in three parts. Comic canon. COMPLETE.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
He Is Rival by jarec reviews
The Riddler considers why he needs Batman. Part three of the He IS series.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Flash by Northwest by Merlin Missy reviews
Cowritten with Dotfic. The Big Seven are trapped inside a world created by a magical artifact. As the body count rises, familiar faces hide deadly secrets and only Flash can save them.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,183 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The Art of Not Thinking by kerianne reviews
Vic thinks too much. Helena helps him stop. QuestionHuntress, basically a PWP, albeit a characterdriven one.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
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Order Up reviews
Even elite military units need to eat. And as for the poor bewildered private who gets transferred in to help in the Pit kitchen-well, she may need something else. Like a vacation. Inspired by "In the Line of Duty." T for language. COMPLETE.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,289 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Bark Doesn't Bite reviews
Only Rocket can speak Groot, but only Groot knows what Groot is really thinking. A few thoughts on friendship, communication, hope, and what you can say with more than just words. Character study, no pairings. T for violence.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Groot, Rocket R. - Complete
A Certain Point of View reviews
A Lab-Viper has come up with a new technique for the Brainwave Scanner, which he demonstrates to the Cobra elite. "In short, I have eliminated free will." One-shot, drama.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Baroness, Cobra Commander, Destro, OC - Complete
Spite Christmas reviews
Psyche-Out is not having a good Christmas. Character study, family issues, and a touch of friendship to help make things right.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Snake Eyes - Complete
Rock on a Roll reviews
Two Joes. One airport lounge. One delayed flight. Let the games begin.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Dusty - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn reviews
Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pyro
Press X to Hug Your Family reviews
Family is where you find it. And for one particular ninja, family means PTSD, face changes, terrorist organizations, and getting fragged by your big sister. A fluffy present for my favorite fandom.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
Vasilisa reviews
Only Natasha could seriously call Tony Stark a fairy tale prince. A few moments with Hawkeye, Black Widow, a hillside in Malibu, and an old Russian story. Light Clintasha, implied Pepperony. T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Hawk Hath No Fury reviews
Two legends of the covert ops game, past and present, share their resources. Chapter two: technology changes, but nightmare patients stay the same.
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Hawk, Nick F.
RSVP reviews
Sergeant Major Beach Head, veteran Ranger, is about to face his toughest challenge yet-serving as Hawk's executive aide at a fancy Washington shindig. Can he survive in a world that knows more about wine tastings than WMDs? Humor.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Beach Head, Hawk
Thor Writes a Saga reviews
What present can a god give to the team that has everything? How about the gift of leaving Beowulf in the dust? Too bad Thor isn't much of a writer . . . Humor/Family. Some light Thor/Jane, hints of Bruce/Darcy. T for talk of violence and Thor's poetry. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Element of Surprise reviews
Five times Bruce Banner surprised Darcy Lewis, and one time she returned the favor. A meet-cute for the gamma age: SHIELD files, three types of rabbi, bad take-out, hair dye, and near-death experiences with a twist. Fluff, friendship, character development. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Birth of Two Legends reviews
Oneshot S/SE, utterly shameless fluff. "Congratulations, brother. Tonight the world trembles in fear."
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Snake Eyes, Scarlett - Complete
I Know reviews
Harry has an unusual request for his Murph, and geekiness ensues. Dresden/Murphy, unabashedly fluffy.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Slash Archive reviews
Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ivy, J. Kincaid - Complete
Corazones y Cazadores reviews
Cobra's interest in an archaeological site in the Andes quickly turns into something much worse for the Joes. Normally, the enemies they face are less ... bitey. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,464 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
Whiskey, War, Suicide and Guns reviews
Psyche-Out does a little musing about the nature of insanity, the nature of the Joes, and his place in the team. Humorish, some bad language. One-shot.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Shipwreck - Complete
Introduction to Your New SnakeEyes reviews
Thank you for purchasing the SNAKE-EYES model ninja. This owner's manual will provide you with everything you need to know, but we must remind you that nothing is guaranteed. Humor, implied SE/S, crack.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
GI Joe: The Musical reviews
Some projects die before their time, while others are mercifully euthanized. But now the lost scraps of the GI Joe operatic musical have been found: book by Larry Hama, music and lyrics by-"ALW?" Loving parody of both Joe and famous musical. Crack!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Partner, the Other White Guy reviews
Storm Shadow and Kato have put a name to their pain, and it's the designated heroes in their particular stories. T for some cursing, alcohol, and discussion of violence. Crack humor, complete.
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Green Hornet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kato - Complete
Best of the Best reviews
A few thoughts from a Joe who doesn't normally get much love. In what other unit could a guy that acts like him just blend into the background? Character study, some humor, a bit of swearing. Complete for now .
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
A Model Soldier reviews
Cover Girl is getting together with some old friends from her modeling days. Unfortunately for Beach Head, and fortunately for Clutch, meeting with uncleared civilians requires a Joe security escort. Request fic, light BH/CG, silly humor. Complete.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Standing Watch reviews
At the end of an era, there's only one man left, and he doesn't regret a thing. T for some language. Drama with a nostalgia/humor twist. Implied SE/S, SS/Junko. Complete.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
The Tao of Dusty reviews
Four short looks inside the world of Dusty Tadur. Is there anything that can make him lose his cool? Why isn't a good idea to smoke around him? And what CAN you find under a rock? T for language.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Talk Radio reviews
Psyche-Out has finally found the perfect post-military career, but the problem with being on-air is that anybody could be listening. Humor, T for bad language.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Father Issues reviews
Zartan will never be Father of the Year, but he still manages to get along with Zanya. Featuring teachable moments, Road Pig, reminiscing, and seven snoring Dreadnoks. Family story, with drama and a sprinkling of humor.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
Trash reviews
Companion piece to "Topography" and "Tarleton." What does Sioban think of Scarlett and Snake-Eyes? And why was she so concerned with the family house, even being willing to let her sister die? T for a bit of language. Drama, character study.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
MRE Christmas reviews
It's Christmas in a campsite for six members of G.I. Joe. There's no holly and not much jolly, but there's comparative religion, cursed candy, Cthulhu, and the dreaded Ham Slice with Rice. Humor and friendship 'fic, complete. Not actually crack.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Surviving Sin City reviews
Still waters run deep. Never trust the quiet ones. Don't go to Dusty for travel advice.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
A Fistful of Shuriken reviews
One-shot, challenge 'fic. In 1870s Pitt, Nevada, you'll meet the usual gang: a sheriff, a deputy, a war veteran, a pretty girl, a blacksmith, a mutilated man with a pet wolf . . .
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
Not in Illinois Any More reviews
A G.I. Joe quartermaster is home on leave, but between her mother's potential breach of national security and people sleeping in until 6 AM, life at home doesn't feel quite normal any more. One-short, spinoff set post-"Order Up."
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
The Twelfth Fight, or What You Did reviews
Just another day for Flint, who's feeling a little bummed about the paperwork he has to do. An ordinary day, yes, but told in an extraordinary way . . .
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Ritual reviews
When marrying a ninja, the issue of your parents-in-law is nothing compared to the issue of your clan-in-law . . . Unabashed sap and fluff, S/SE. Complete.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Sniff Sniff Growl reviews
A day in the life of one of the furrier Joes. The Alpha and the Alpha's female say I'm NOT allowed to eat the new human?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
WellAdjusted reviews
Family is important. And though it's just him and his father, and life is hard sometimes, Isaiah Sage doesn't need to look hard to know what a hero is. Drama and referenced pre-story character death, family scenes. Implied Q/H and GL/HG.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Helena B./Huntress - Complete
A Little Less Conversation reviews
The ninja may not speak, but that doesn't mean he can't communicate. And Scarlett can always talk to him. Friendship fic, possible romance hints, slight humor at Ripcord's expense but no bashing.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Ordinary Joes reviews
Bar regulars Irv, Jack, Joe, Benny, and Harry the Hamster aren't the kind of people who go drinking with ninjas. T for minor language and some violence.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Masks reviews
Losing his face brought Snake-Eyes low. He needs to regain control of his own life, and the mask will help him do that. It can make him something more than human. S/SE, drama/romance. Rating jumped to M. COMPLETE!
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Joe Story reviews
A day in the life of a . . . decidedly unusual version of the G.I. Joe team. Crack humor and general strangeness. I'm very, very sorry, but the plotbunny wouldn't go away.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Acceptable Losses reviews
Beach Head is getting pretty wily about peoples' attempts to trap him with his favorite baked goods. But is he going up against a foe more crafty than him? And is there a pie yet baked for which he will sacrifice everything? Crack humor.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Postcards from the Team reviews
Collection of short 'fics, inspired by the live-action movie but comicverse-based. Chapter seven includes prompts Running with Scissors, Talking Too Much, and Touching My Equipment. COMPLETE, now with appendix.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,354 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
A Visit to the Temple reviews
In the 29th century, there is a religion which reveres some very familiar figures. The only problem is that some things may have gotten lost in translation. Friends, believers, pay a visit to the temple of the Arashikage Zen.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Tarleton reviews
Companion piece to "Topography." Snake-Eyes reflects on Scarlett, and all the myriad ways in which her code name suits her. T for one bad word.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Life's a Beach reviews
Snapshots from a developing relationship. Fighting, crazy ninjas, female solidarity, and of course, PT. Lots of PT. BH/CG.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Twas the Night Before Battle reviews
“Hey, Sniper! Hey, Soldier! Up, Heavy and Scout! Enough of this 'being dead' lazing about!" A TF2 take on a classic poem. T for language. Humor.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Pyro - Complete
Mother Knows Best reviews
The BLU Scout talks to his mother about a certain set of photographs. Scout's Mom/RED Spy, some humor. T for implications and some language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Scout - Complete
Silence is Golden reviews
Scarlett and Snake-Eyes have been captured by one of the Marvel universe's most notorious mercenaries! Now if only they can get him to shut up long enough to formulate an escape plan . . . Crack crossover, humor.
Crossover - Marvel & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Topography reviews
There are so many things that nobody but Scarlett can see . . . S/SE, introspection with drama and romance elements. T for some language and adult implications.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
A Poor Choice of Field Equipment reviews
A chance encounter during an undercover op leaves Snake-Eyes facing something strange: a kid's dream of being a hero. Character study, some drama. SE/S. T for some language.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Echoing the Riddler reviews
Query and Echo have been the Riddler's henchwenches for years. So what's on Echo's mind? And why exactly are the girls so loyal? Humor, character study. M for adult language and concepts. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
In the Line of Duty reviews
One-shot. The Joes' hectic lifestyle leads to a lot of equipment damage, and one quartermaster has to deal with it all . . . T for implications and language.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
The Gospel According to Bob reviews
A certain air spirit muses on life, Harry's relationships, and why the number three is always bad. First-person POV, M for language and adult content.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete