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Joined 08-10-09, id: 2041931, Profile Updated: 07-13-11
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Teen Titans.

NAME: Glitch
AGE: Starting High School. Woot Woot! Go Eagles!

LOCATION: somewhere in the USA

INTERESTING FACTS: I have two dogs and two cats. I'm slowly turning my bedroom into a library. I hate shopping. I'm considered by myself and others to be a sane fan, although I will occasionally impersonate a squee fan. I constantly argue with my friend Sparx, who is also known as Sarah. Say 'hi', Sarah!
Sparx: No.
GLitch: Fine. Be that way. To continue, I'm a Catholic. My dog is Casey and my cats are Libby and Scribbles.

WORKS IN PROGRESS:

My Hetalia Shorts. Just short little things that I right and post.

If anyone has any stories that they'd like me to type up as one of these, just PM me and I'll see what I can do. :)

TOTALLY RANDOM THINGS I'VE DECIDED TO POST

Chuck Norris Jokes!

There is no such thing as evolution, only a long list of animals Chuck Norris as allowed to live!

When Chuck Norris walks into the bathroom the mirror breaks because even it knows not to stand between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry!

Chuck Norris does not need to read. He just stares down the book til it gives him the info he needs!

If you misspelled "Chuck Norris" on Google it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It says: "Run while you can!"

The reason babies cry when they are born is because they are born into a world with Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch to tell time, Chuck Norris tells the watch what time it is!

Chuck Norris was the first man on Mars. That's why there is no life there.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle!

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised!

Copy-and-Paste its!

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever read a book more then ten times, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes...copy and paste this on you're profiwowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson:-)le

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered who made up all the 'copy & paste this into your profile' thingies, copy & paste this into your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever created a copy-and-paste thing, copy THIS into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile!

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

If you have arguments with your fictional characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, and ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get way too excited for books to come out, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you love to read, Copy and paste into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you force your friends to read books you like, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a good vocabulary, but cannot spell to save your life, then copy and paste this.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you like to randomly spout off a quote by some random person, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought that someone's head is too small for their body, or vice versa, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you only copy and paste stuff when you actually do the stuff it says, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually read every single one of those, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sparx: Do you seriously think that anyone will read all of those?

Glitch: No.

Sparx: Can I blow up your iTouch?

Glitch: No! Of course you can't!

Sparx: pouts Fine. But I'm bored.

Glitch: Then it's time for your favorite section!

Sparx: Random Quotes!

Random Quotes!

"Hello?...Really?...She did?...No way!...Seriously?...This is an answering machine if you actually responded, you must not be very perceptive. Please leave your message after the beep." -My BFF's answering machine.

"You no you're stupid when you fall for no apparent reason, AHH!" -my BFF as she fell into the lake.

"Hey toss me the- ooh! Shiny!" -my neighbor having an 'ooh shiny!' moment

"You kids get off of miow! Oh, ow ow!" -my OTHER neighbor, Gene, stepping on a rusty rake while barefoot.

"Yee, Yi, Yo, thump Yow!" -my BFF bouncing, and falling off of, the trampoline.

"Okay, is this thing on? It isn't?! Why the bleepity-bleep isn't it on?!" -my teacher last year. She actually said 'Bleep' instead of cussing.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." -no idea, but I like 'em!

"Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver." -see above

"Gabby, did you just have a spaz-out random-y type moment?" -my fifth-grade teacher after I started laughing at my book.

"Why are wearing duct tape on your wrist?"
"Because duct tape is awesome. Why don't YOU have any duct tape?"
"Because I'm not weird." "So, you're saying that I'm weird?"
"Um, yeah. Duh."
"Yes! I have achieved the title of weird! Whoo-hoo!" -me and a camper at Totus Tuus discussing my duct-tape-roll bracelet.

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy, in Maximum Ride: The Angel Expirement

"Ok class, I'm going to read out some of your responses to the question: 'What is one goal in your life?' and I want you to guess who it is. First one: 'One of my many goals in life is to see how large of a boom 13 sticks of dynamite makes'. Molly? Your guess?"
"Um, Gabby?"
"Am I really that predictable?"
"YES!" -teacher, Molly, Me, and everyone.

"And, um, uh, I, uh, um, just totally forgot." -Abby.

THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY

1. OOPS!
2. Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
3. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
4. Come back here with that, bad dog!
5. DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6. Wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7. What edition is your manual?
8. Sterile, schmerile.
9. The floors clean,right?
10. Nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
11. Let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.
12. FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!
13. Does this go here? Or over here? Or maybe it goes there...

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Things We Don't Tell Humans by Sinead Rivka reviews
This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? Gradual AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 320,919 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sam W., Jazz, Optimus Prime, Megatron
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
You Can't Keep An Old Dog Down by Lady FoxFire reviews
HP-SG1 Magic can make anything possible and when you mix in SG1 it's a guarantee that the impossible will happen.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,281 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/23/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK —oneshot/twoshot entries— The new international exchange students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts; though no one could really say that they didn't like them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
Twilight: APH Style by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Bella is replaced with me. The daughter of Ivan Braginsky and Alfred Jones. Let's see what those sparkling vampires will do now. Rated T for violence. Not to be taken seriously. Humor and parody story. On hiatus.
Crossover - Twilight & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010
Seeker Trine and Autobot Harmony by NovaBlastTF reviews
The humans have gotten word that the Autobots have accepted the once Decepticon Command Trine into their ranks, now they demand to meet the three to make sure they are trustworthy. Too bad nothing the Autobot's can say will deter them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
Exorcists at Hogwarts! by TsukiHoshiAsa reviews
Komui slips something into Allen, Kanda,and Lavi's breakfast, and they age backwards to eleven. Now they must infiltrate Hogwarts and investigate the possible innocence lurking there. IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN. R&R please!
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009
And We Thought Our Meetings Were Bad? by Nicole-Dilona reviews
England barely repressed a shudder, "Only a few times and it's been awhile, thank God. Alfred's fiercely protective of the lot; there aren't many nations that have had the displeasure of meeting them." Well Nations, ready to meet the States?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - America
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Things I'm Not Allowed to Do by Miguel .Florida. Jones-Rivers reviews
As a state, I've got limitations on what I can and cannot do. Here are some things I can't do... Rated T for my dirty mouth :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010
Baby Wings by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
What happened before the beginning of Maximum ride? what were everyone's favorite bird kids like as babies and toddlers? find out here. It rocks, people, come on, just try it out. Sorry about the shortness of the chapters, but it's quality over quantity.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Europa by PastaWar19 reviews
All over Europe, one song comes to unite and remind the European nations about the war and the bloodshed of different historical events through the National European Radio. Is or was the world really as peaceful as we think? -No pairings-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Harry and the Founding of Happiness by teddylonglong reviews
Little Harry asks Santa to take him to someone who loves him. Will Harry be able to find a home in the magical world? Time travel to the Founders' time and back to modern time's Hogwarts! Partly childfic, partly OOC, Completely AU! Abuse!Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,269 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Helga H., Salazar S. - Complete
Desert Wings by Flamelisthebest reviews
Maximum Ride may be Itex's latest achievement, but they've been experimenting for thousands of years before that. So when the Pharaoh's daughter disapears, it's no surpise that Itex is behind it. The problem occurs when she wakes up 3,500 years later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008
It's Just A Game by MizuKitsune10 reviews
What if Allen, Harry, Hermione, & Malfoy play poker, where a loser does whatever the winner wants? Utter chaos and randomness of course! ALL CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN REWRITTEN TO BE MORE PLEASING TO THE EYE! Thanks Embrenn. COMPLETE! CRACK FIC
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Barry Special! by Sheamaru reviews
It's been a while since Daisya's seen Bodrum - but not much has changed. However, this time around he's looking at it like an Exorcist; not the boy who's trapped there.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Daisya B., Kanda Yuu
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Look Toward The Future reviews
A concerned citizen writes a letter to her friend about a discussion she had with the mayor concerning the Bad Touch Trio. Crack written and accepted as an assignment for grammar class. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Prussia, France - Complete
The Friendship Expirement reviews
Slade's minions attack Titans Tower and kidnap Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, and Beast Boy. Enraged, Robin dons a new uniform and new technology to pursue them. He decides that, in such an extreme case, he doesn't want a standard of conduct holding him back.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Tim D./Robin III/Red Robin
What Just Hit Me? reviews
Yes, Liechtenstein, it rains cell phones in Switzerland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Prussia, Switzerland
Canada's Cheesecake reviews
Oh Hungary, how do come to such conclusions? Awkward... This is rated K, but younger readers won't get it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Canada, Hungary