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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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(November 19 2014) I've decided to move to AO3 and finish all my stories there. I will be making an account there which I will link to and will hopefully start adding more to my unfinished fanfics soon.

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Life with a Pervert by Ichigo123663 reviews
This is a series of one-shots of NaruSasu. Contains bondage, lemons, master and slave, animal, and much more. Stories are currently being edited. Stories with a chapter # in front of them are the edited chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,391 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Slave Run by Chain-of-Sacrifice reviews
Sasuke is kidnapped by Akatsuki, and is being treated as a sex slave, along with helpless orphans. Can he escape from Akatsuki with every orphan without getting killed by Itachi? WARNING!: contains hardcore. THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,908 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3013 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
Perfect Punishment by Graceful Storyteller reviews
AU. Jiraiya tells Naruto they're getting a new maid. To Naruto's surprise the maid is a he! NaruGaaNaru, one-sided SasuGaa, with Gaara being forced to crossdress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,689 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
On Better Terms by Galythia reviews
At the age of nineteen, Arthur was forced to drop out of school to take care of his little brother. He then rushed into marriage, divorced soon after, and was left a miserable wreck. What happens when he becomes the chauffeur for the lawyer, Alfred Jones? Very little Rus/Am, but VERY DARK. Rape and child sex trafficking at the hands of a crime lord.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,087 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Adventures of Butler Bob and Billy by PeanutButterSpots reviews
Let's all agree not to let 4-Kids get their hands on Kuroshitsuji...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Blind Leading The Blind by deathskeith reviews
Blind since birth, Sasuke a piano prodigy, must discover that his past will be a challenge to his future. But in his heart all he wants to do is be himself and remind his family that he once had a brother. YAOI ITASASU GARASASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,362 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Мой Прекрасный Ангел by GrouchyMcEyebrows reviews
2062, After WW3 the world is a very different place... Alfred, a famous brain surgeon, stumbles across Arthur who is living proof of the darkness that lies in the city... A darkness that threatens to bring back the war UsUk GerIt PrCa AU minor FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,936 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I have no title, Sorry by TheSarcasticUchihaFan reviews
Sasuke's hobby is killing people. When the school year starts off with him going to a new school, He meets Naruto. He decides he wants Naruto as a lover. But what happens when he finds out Sasuke's secret? BAD SUMMARY! - THE SAKURA THING WAS TAKEN OUT. -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Death by SerialAuthor reviews
Naruto's dying, and it's really sad. It's better if you just read it. I suck at explanations. Writing this story actually messed with my heart meds so imagine what it'll do to you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Too Many Interruptions by Ciel In A Dress reviews
All Sasuke and Naruto want to do is have some fun. But each time they get close to having said fun, they find their way blocked by a messenger of fate. AKA one of their really annoying friends. There's a catch: no one knows what they're walking in on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,321 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
BFFF by CryHOg reviews
Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,957 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - America, England/Britain
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sebastian Hatches a Plan by monkeybait reviews
Another Kuroshitsuji/Dr. Seuss poem crossover, this time with 'Horton Hatches the Egg'.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Proposal by blugirlami21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki would do whatever it took to make it to the top of his career, even if that meant marrying his bastard of a boss. Based on The Proposal. SasuNaru. AU. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silent Love by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Crime!AU. "The only fool here is you, my lovely little Yao. If you were to kill me in the most sadistic and brutal of ways, my love for you would not die. Instead, it would grow and live on to haunt you." -Rated M for language, sex, and gore-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,023 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Russia, China
Kuroshitsuji II Facebook Newsfeed Edition by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Jizz in Claude's Pants by Rennes reviews
A song in Claude's POV about how he is attracted to everyone. Parody lyrics to Lonely Island's 'Jizz in My Pants'.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Claude F. - Complete
Raped by LoZfanchick reviews
Itachi rapes Naruto, what will happen when Sasuke finds out? short chapters, sasunaru and itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stranded by Narulov56 reviews
Sasuke admits his life is too complicated. Why? 'Cause he was stranded by his brother, followed by crazy people, fell for complicated blond's and the constant paranoia is getting to his head. No one is going to kill him! NarutoxSasukexNaruto Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Kitsune by Able02 reviews
Sasuke finds a broken Naruto in a dark alley and tries to nurse him back to health but will the blonde ever be the same again. Disclaimer On Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,746 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to leave the closet by ButterFish reviews
US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,131 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ciel in a Box by Maiden of the Moon reviews
A song- in Sebastian's PoV- about his unusual method for carrying around his young master's corpse. -Parody lyrics to SNL's infamous digital short, "Dick in a Box." NOW WITH A MUSIC VIDEO!-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
67 minutes by Akiofthefunk reviews
Naruto laid there conciuos of the pain for 67 minutes, after the men had raped him. he layed ther dirty and naked,but most of all broken. Rape, Future yaoi, SasuNaru Don't like dont read, Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
APH Rochu Kink Meme: Sex and the Forbidden City by haraguro-tan reviews
China's panda population is dwindling and Mr Dragon wants China to make a porn video to encourage the pandas to mate. Guess who China ropes in as his co-star? Written in response to a kink meme request for an APH couple making a home porn video.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 4,379 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Are My Perfect Secretary by OhHowFluffyYouAre reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is the perfect secretary. He is able to handle anything and any boss. That is until he meets Director Uzumaki Naruto. NaruHarem and eventually NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,286 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Awkward, isn't it? by angel-from-hell-n reviews
What would you do when your best friend jacks himself off…and calling your name out loud that would shake the heaven?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forgotten by ItaNaruLover reviews
Sasuke finally returns to Konoha to see his blond again finally after all this time. But when he returns he discovers naruto has become mentally unstable. What will Sasuke do now? Can he fix something thats too broken to be fixed? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Runaway Love by Mitsuki Lovs Chocolate reviews
Sasuke is raped by Itachi Naruto's foster father beats him & Sakura is pregnant See what happens as these three teens decide to runaway from their problems.Warnings inside. Based on the song Runaway Love Ludacris Mary J. Blige
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
AI by Philosophical Riddle reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke agree's to house an A.I. -perfect humanoids that help living easier-, he didn't expect to be confronted with a... 'Unrefined' blonde. And Itachi's enjoying all of it. SASUNARU. Rating: M, not T! :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuchan in Art School by Kasa Nichi reviews
Sasuke dislikes people but when he meets his loud, immature, sexy roommate, he can’t help but like him-a lot. How can Sasu handle the feelings Naru evokes in him and how will Naru keep his hands off Sasu? Well, he won't. fluffy,tons of smut Narusasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 148,102 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Draw A Circle by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
While cleaning his room, Arthur stumbled upon a box of old photos from during Alfred's childhood. His fairy friends noticed the look of nostalgia in his eyes and decided to lend him a hand in the only way they see fit. Mpreg USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,263 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Tortures of Love by Vannahlove reviews
After Sasuke comes out of the closet in front of everyone, the fan girls make it their mission to find out who the man is. When his gets the guy, will they live happily ever after? SASUNARU AU Was once titled If You Were Gay
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pregnancy That Never Should Have Been by X hearts Ili X reviews
On a ordinary day in the World That Never Was, suddenly something is ...not so ordinary. “Axel we need to talk” Roxas said, his hands pressed to his stomach. Akuroku. M-Preg.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,261 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Just an act by Kutsu reviews
Posing for gay magazines when you're straight, no way, right? Wrong. For Naruto, chaos arrupts until he finds a way to deal with stress; act. Shut yourself away, nothing you're doing is for real. Right? Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,284 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Craven's Cave by Bookoholic reviews
When Naruto and his friends go to Colorado for two weeks to go snowboarding, he meets new friends, new enemies, and a very perveted raven. Yaoi, Yuri, lemons and limes, SasuNaru, SakuHina, ShinKiba, implied KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,748 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
72 Hours of Torture by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasureable torture. Yaoi SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
There's Always a Rainbow Lining by fluffystwin reviews
Rewritten. Naruto and his friends are looking for that Rainbow Lining in life and as they're life goes from one extreme to another they begin to realize what they're rainbow lining is...yaoi/yuri, narusasu main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kiss the Boy by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad? It makes the fangirls mad that he won't kiss the boy. -Parody lyrics to 'Kiss the Girl.' SebxCiel, spoilers through the end of the anime. NOW WITH A REPRISAL!-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Serpent's Grasp by whippasnappa reviews
With Naruto finding Orochimaru’s hideout yet again, The Sannin begins to doubt Sasuke’s loyalty. So he does the one thing left; he captures Naruto and gives him to Orochimaru as a gift. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,534 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
After School in the Teacher's Lounge by Sakurafeather reviews
Uzumaki Naruto fails at everything that school offers but what he doesn't fail at is seducing his dear teacher, Uchiha-sensei. What happens when him and the Uchiha are stuck in the teacher's lounge with the door locked?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Into The Closet by panda-sensei reviews
I am Sasuke Uchiha; gorgeous, smart, good at sports, adored by girls. Oh, and gay. Flaming gay.// Trying to keep your orientation a secret when the subject of your dreams appears...not an easy feat.// SasuNaru, Yaoi, Shounenai, AU, Atheism, Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coma by Takanaru-san reviews
He has a 98% chance… that in 4-6 weeks, he will… die.” Everyone’s eyes widened, some had tears forming. “n-no… NO!” Sasuke slammed the doctor against the wall. “Sasuke!” yelled Sakura. “Tell me you’re lying! You’re lying!” Sasuke screamed at the doctor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,588 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the love of Sobe by kirayasha aka kira reviews
Sobe, more than just an energy drink, it's a demon aphrodisiac too... WARNING: contains Inucest.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Sasuke you dirty whore by Zetai reviews
When you have a cute little brother whose main goal in life is to harass you, you're doomed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter Picture Show by Sylar221B reviews
Something strange is brewing in the Great Hall. Kind of Songfic. Pretend transvestite Harry, Snarry, pranks, Headmaster getting robbed of lemon drops, chaos! I do not own Harry Potter or Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Guess Who by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi and Naruto are together and very happy. But life always throws a few curve balls in the way. Even Sasuke and Hinata get caught in the crossfire. And everyone goes along for the ride. Sequel to The Get Itachi Laid Challenge. AU, ItaNaru and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Creature of the Night by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Naruto has a father whom is obsessed with vampires. What will happen when one day, Naruto met a vampire himself? What makes things worse, he falls in love with the vampire! SasuNaru, AU, possible Mpreg, rated M for later chappies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,875 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hey There Itachi by AnimeViolinist001 reviews
Yeah, basically I wrote a parody of the song Hey There Delilah by The Plain White T's. It's kinda crappy, so yeah.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,497 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where is God? by Robin Maxwell reviews
High school relationships suck... especially when you're gay, have a homophobic family, and attend a Catholic school. NaruSasNaru other MxM, FxF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,480 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006
40 Days by stealth gato reviews
Naruto gives sex up for Lent. Sasuke isn't happy. M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,418 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ah, Screw it All! by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,401 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Life in the gutter by deathskeith reviews
Sasuke a small rat, wishes he could be a human to love the boy who saved his small life from an angry cafe owner. Will he get his wish from a stranger to be with the blond? Or make the poor Blond's life a mess in the end?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,342 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prop 8 by Maelstrom-Pulse reviews
For SuperNovaDobe's "Prop 8 - A project". Drabbles concerning homosexuality and the issue of gay marriage ang gay rights in general. Mutliple pairings, but mostly SasuNaruSasu. Yaoi, Yuri, Het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Psychic Problems by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto convinces Sasuke to go to a psychic to solve his 'girlfriend' problems. But what if Naruto is in over his head? And what's this about a fool? Don't misread the cards in front of you Uzumaki Naruto! Oneshot? SasuNaru, Naru POV. Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,803 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Lies Behind This Lie by sasuke's-emo-lover reviews
Naruto where's a mask to hide his true self. Sasuke finally makes a move, they get caught by the worst people imaginable. can they make it through the critism and openness of people homophobia? yaoi SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Book of Love, of Hate and Prop 8 by zanax reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a closeted gay. He is also a big homophobe. Follow his journey of love, of hate and Prop 8, and of course, of a certain Uzumaki Naruto. A story about gay marriages, gay rights, and gay love. Based on my own experiences. NaruSasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weird feelings in weird places by MangaMistress reviews
A GaaXNaruto smutty With Shukaku no longer in possesion of Gaara's body, he msut learn how the body works. But how can he do that when has no idea what's happening to himself? Who will he turn to when things become unbareable?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Death Paper by wolflink93 reviews
funny parody me and my friend made.Ryuk was writing some stuff down in his second Death Paper, which looked like a whole bunch of papers stapled together. When he was finished writing, he tossed it down the hole into the human world, screaming “BASINGAAA!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,714 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
Traumatic Bunnies by CutsyDrivvenFairy reviews
Will Naruto be able to help Kakashi get past a traumatic experience? KakaNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Otaku by ThePurplePanda reviews
Competing for Naruto with another person, Sasuke could deal with. But anime? And the worst part is it's winning. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Family Portrait by Xandra Renee reviews
Chapter 4 is up! In a family portrait, looks can be decieving. SasuNaru eventual GaaNaru, Warnings: Yaoi or boy on boy, Mpreg, Domestic Violence, Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,778 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Important by KasiaNoodle reviews
Sasuke is a business man, and doesn't realise how much he is neglecting his boyfriend, Naruto. A man who desires Sasuke for himself traps Naruto at work, and rapes him with the intention of killing him too...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,202 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blind Love by TheSweetest reviews
[SasuNaruSasu.][Now continued.] When the 16 year old ANBU captain Uzumaki Naruto finally gets a chance to bring back Sasuke to Konoha, he is met by a most unexpected surprise. Sasuke is blind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Let's Get it On by Lunar Kitty reviews
Thanks to an ingenious idea by Bella68, this oneshot came into being.Yoruichi Kisuke Karaoke? Please read :D I guarantee a great story!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by darkalbino reviews
What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mating Season by IceCreamXD reviews
It's mating season for Naruto, and who does he go to but Sasuke. NaruSasu. Sasuke Mpreg. See Sasuke with Mood swings, cravings, and go happygolucky! See Naruto go crazy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Glorified Atrocities by Kyki reviews
AU 'Well, you're obviously related to him, being a damn Uchiha and all. I might have some use for you yet. Besides…' The hunter paused, shoving a leg between the vampire's thighs and moved to whisper in his ear. 'You'd make a pretty toy, ya know.'NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Creatures of the Night by FastForward reviews
Are you paranoid? Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you? Following you? Wanting you dead? What if you weren't paranoid? What if it was real? NaruSasu Vampfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,732 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
School's Obsession by starry-nights88 reviews
Sora has to go to an all boys academy. Dorm life is pretty boring…until he meets his roommate.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,599 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Princess and the Peanis by Sooky-babi reviews
Queen Tsunade bets that her adopted son Sasuke who seem uninterested in girls is impotent, King Jiraiya bets he is homosexual. The answer is determined when a sudden blonde stranger pops by the castle caught lurking outside the Prince's bedroom.[one shot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005
Reject by bboalse reviews
Narutos an openly gay 8th grader who is constantly teased until a former rival helps him out. Yaoi NaruSasu Shonenai !I don't have time to finish this story if anyone wants to just let me know!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In Your Eyes by eiriyuki-sama2379 reviews
[SasuxNaru][Rated:M in later chapters]When Naruto gets tired of Sasuke ignoring him he threatens to do something suicidal, little did he know what events that one threat would bring upon him, and the seemingly emotionless Uchiha.MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,280 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The 16 Year Old Virgin by Franticity reviews
Naruto is a slut. He has slept with nearly every guy known to the Naruto series. Sasuke has a problem. HE'S STILL A VIRGIN! He does the unthinkable to fix that...ONESHOT DRABBLE...thingy...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Blue Eyed Boy reviews
All Naruto ever wanted was for someone to look at him with love. Not lust or disgust. But since he was a porn star he'd lost hope of finding love until he met Sasuke. However, the dark haired man has secrets of his own. SasuNaru ItaSasu GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,681 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hormonal Activity reviews
Basically, what would happen if France found a way to rule the world. We'd all be doomed. HetaliaxBoku no Pico. No pairings or shota, but you might still get freaked out. USUK if you see it that way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
There's an evil teme in my closet reviews
17-year-old Naruto and his dad Iruka move into a scary new house that, to no surprise, is already occupied by Sasuke Uchiha, an 18-year-old vampire. Unfortunatly, this vamp takes delight in embarassing Naruto any chance he gets. SasuNaru ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,710 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Be Careful Who You Kill reviews
They just might kill you back. NaruSasu. Inspired by the movie 'Tamara'. Multiple character death. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke, I want you to reviews
Take me from behiiind! No wait! It's not what you think! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The yaoicentric book of jokes reviews
I like jokes but can't help but think of how much better they would be if the Naruto characters were in those situations. I don't claim to own the jokes or Naruto. Mostly SasuNaru and some straight pairings. Rated M for some dirty jokes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Night of the fangirls reviews
MIKOMI CONTEST-Naruto and Sasuke on their way to a halloween party get unexspected company...sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'll be with you again reviews
You said you'd never leave me. What do I have to live for now that you're gone? SasuNaru. Sort of a songfic to almost lover by a fine frenzy. Please don't read if you don't like sad stories. Rated for brief language and suicide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete