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Joined 08-10-09, id: 2042262, Profile Updated: 06-15-11
Author has written 8 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Cats, Outsiders, Inception, Criminal Minds, and Bizenghast.

kay...i don't know what to write on my profile so i'll just keep it simple

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Description: I'm shy and quiet if you don't know me, and I'm loud and obnoxious if you do. I'm short and I have a 2-pack that I am unnaturally proud of.

Appearance: Black hair and dark brown eyes

Age: 9th grade

Favorite Music: I've just gone through that hard rock phase that most girls go through, and I'm now in that movie/TV soundtrack phase.

Favorite Animes: FMA

Favorite Mangas: FMA, Battle Royale

Favorite Movies: Battle Royale, Get Smart, Thor, Avatar, Inception, How To Train Your Dragon, Tangled, Pirates of the Caribbean series, 500 Days of Summer, Juno, Titanic, Mulan, Alice in Wonderland 2010, The Outsiders, Rush Hour, Black Swan, 127 Hours, What About Bob, Dead Poets Society, Jaws, Cats

Favorite Books: The Outsiders, Battle Royale, Screenwriting for Dummies, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter series, Agent Zigzag, Marley & Me, The Lovely Bones

Favorite TV Shows: Castle, CSI, CSI: NY, Bones, Criminal Minds, Hawaii Five-0, The Big Bang Theory, No Ordinary Family, House MD, Punk'd

Favorite Video Game: Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Sims 3

Favorite Things To Do: Read, play Sims 3, watch TV, watch movies, read fanfic, write fanfic, and sleep.

Favorite pairings: If you know me, you know that I like to take certain characters out of different books/movies/animes/etc and stick them together in one big fat crossover that the other characters in the series are unaware of. In this big fat crossover, canons are broken and strange pairings are made, while the outside characters look at them like "OMGWHUT".
YuseixWinry, PonyboyxMei Ling, KasumixSolid Snake, HiccupxSheska, Spencer ReidxPaninya, MarthxEmily Prentiss...and a *load of other ones I can't remember right now.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it.

"The story lends itself to metaphor and rhyme." Screenwriting for Dummies by Laura Schellhardt. It was actually in the other room.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

My uncle's headphones.

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V

Two weeks ago, I watched the Today show.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

8:00 AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:16 AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

AC and the squealing of the birds on Angry Birds that my dad is playing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Earlier this week, leaving the airport in China.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Tap Tap Revenge.

9. What are you wearing?

A Tech ED class T-shirt with red gym shorts.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yup! And it was amazing...you know, the only reason I signed in to fanfiction.net this morning was to turn that dream into a fanfic.

11.When did you last laugh?

Yesterday, when my dad was tickling me.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

An AC.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

The cheeseburgers in the Taiwan airport are 461234567898765433456783 times better than any hamburger or cheeseburger I've ever eaten, and I'm from the south!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Okay, I guess.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Inception. BRRRRAUUUWWGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRRRRRRRAUWWGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (fail attempt at the foghorn imitation)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd buy a talent agent, P90X, and seasons 1-7 of CSI: NY.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know

I have OCD.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get rid of the bugs without disrupting the food webs.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yeah, and I'm in a Chinese cultural dance class and I can bend 90 degrees backwards at my knees and walk.

20. George Bush:

Who cares about him?

21.Would you ever consider living abroad?

Europe.

22. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Umm...Hi?

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

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And Spencer Makes Three reviews
The first time we saw him, we knew that Spencer Reid was meant to be our son, but that was more than 20 years ago. Now, we're back to claim what is rightfully ours. Rated T for blood, language, and Reid whumpage. Chapter 1 edited, Chapter 2 up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - S. Reid
The prince,the bounty hunter,and the evil old man reviews
Marth was kidnapped to find information about Smash Mansion. However, when things go slightly wrong, Samus must find a way to save him before he's killed. DISCONTINUED!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Marth, Samus A.
4 Guys 2 Videos reviews
Ariadne convinces the guys to watch the sickest videos ever made. Rated T for potty mouths and details.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Ariadne
Rude Awakening reviews
When guilt of Mal's death becomes too much for him to handle, Dom Cobb attempted to ease the pain by avoiding sleep, thus avoiding the haunting dreams. Big mistake…Rated for death of a dead character and Cobb's potty mouth. Read and Review.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
Outsiders iPod Shuffle Challenge reviews
Outsiders songfics resulted from the songs my iPod randomly spits out. Songfic 6: Steve signs up for Vietnam.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sodapop C., Steve R.
Save Our Souls reviews
After refusing to agree with the contract from the Sunken Mausoleum, Marth and Peach are taken by the Cleaners. Can Pit and Zelda save them before they all become Mausoleum spirits? Faint traces of PitxZelda, and rated T for multiple character deaths.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Bizenghast - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Pit - Complete
To Live or Not To Live reviews
When Alonzo is severely injured, he has the choice of either joining his family and former mate Cassandra in the Heavyside Layer or staying alive to stay with his sister Jemima and his friends. Which will he choose? Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Alonzo, Jemima
Dead and Gone reviews
He'd left once more without saying goodbye. RanxShinichi, rated T for character death. Has nothing to do with that song.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete