Wolf Ness
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Joined 08-10-09, id: 2042313, Profile Updated: 09-02-12
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, Vampire Knight, Super Smash Brothers, and Maximum Ride.

PROFILE BEING REDONE AT THE MOMENT
Thing are getting, added, deleted, moved around, etc. You can come back and look at it when I am done with redoing it. Need to know something? Send a PM :)

(There was a whole lot of stuff here but that got deleted)


Progress: ...

Love is Complicated - On Hiatus

Worlds Collided - On Hiatus. Trying to continue this story.


Future Fanfics: these are fics i am planning on writing

- section being rewitten


Possible Fanfics:

-This section is also being rewritten

Please note that any ideas in this section are just that: ideas. They may get written, they may not. If you want to see one of these as an actual fic, PM me. That does not guarantee it to become written, but I will keep tabs that someone would like to see it.


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!!

Bold the ones that describe you

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (or part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I LIKE TO WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN (or half/part), so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH (or part), so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER(or more), so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love (or like) YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Guilty Conscience by FreeKiwi reviews
How do rich kids enact revenge on Zexion? They convince the pool boy to pretend to be Zexion's conscience. The pool boy convinces Zexion he has to change his ways or he'll die. Everyone else? They just have to keep a straight face. -Zemyx- -AR- -SR-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,554 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Demyx, Zexion
Pokemon Colosseum: Union of Souls by Digi-Dolphin reviews
Seth is gathering funds for the greatest mission in his career, proposal to Rui. But with her parents doing everything possible to stop him, and a strange businessman kidnapping influential girls to acquire power, can Seth save Rui and pop the question?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,823 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei - Complete
Paper Gangsta by SmilinForYa reviews
Roxas's life was turning backwards. First he finds out, the hard way, that he was gay. And then he finds out that the person he's been having late night texts with was a guy. And a very hot redhead at that. The worst thing? He was falling for him. Hard.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,364 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Dear Old Friend by Kai Vienna reviews
AU Demyx/Zexion Request-fic. A cute little love story in which Zexion tries to figure out a way to confess his love to his old friend Demyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Inevitable by DXM Junkie reviews
They'd meet again in the next life, but it would take nightmares to remember. Non-AU. Akuroku/Zemyx. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by LunarSkies2383 reviews
In her dying thoughts, she made a promise that if she were to be reborn she would be a good girl this time, and as she closed her eyes for the final time her wish was heard. *major spoilers if you didn't read the manga* full summary inside. Please review
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,804 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Kohta, Lucy / Nyu - Complete
The Royal Death Tour by Zythxx reviews
This story follow's Kursed. As she competes in the Royal Death Tour. A round-to-round tournament where only one shall live, and the others will fall. The only way out of this sick hell hole of a game is to win it all. If she can stay alive in the process.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 264,310 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Krystal, Fox M. - Complete
Silence is Golden by Zenelly reviews
When Demyx goes to college, he wants to learn and get his degree. He doesn't want to have a roommate who refuses to speak, a drifter who decides to live in his room, or fall in love. Too bad what Demyx wants is not what Demyx gets. Semi-Mute!Zexion Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,367 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Shattered Lives by Wavebreeze reviews
Forced to live with Ganondorf, Zelda is sent to find the wielder of the triforce in order to become free. But it’s hard to do that when you fall in love with the one you must kill. Modern day Hyrule - Zelink, full summary inside
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,391 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
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Love is Complicated reviews
Candice loves Volkner. Volkner is interested in someone else. basic summary, full summary inside. i dont have space here. Rated T for safety, and language in later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Volkner/Denzi, Candice/Suzuna
Worlds Collided reviews
Pit somehow gets stuck in a portal and ends up on Earth. During there desert flight, Max and the flock dont get attacked, they find Pit. Now Pit helps his new friends save their world while trying to get back to his own. T for violence ON HIATUS
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Pit
Revealed Secret reviews
Okay, everyone knows that the Night Class are all vampires. But somehow, the Day Class Girls find out. DUN DUN DUN! One-Shot
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete