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Author has written 12 stories for Night at the Museum, Cryptid Hunters, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hogan's Heroes, and Terminator.

Greetings and salutations, good reader, and thanks for stopping by my profile page!

I am a self-proclaimed movie buff from the Deep South with a love of reading and history (especially the world wars) amongst other things. If you have any compliments, qualms, complaints, or just questions, my inbox is always open.

Also, I have never seen a floating pizza, but if you find one, please tell me.


News and Notes

- March 23, 2014-

Currently reading: Under Western Eyes

Currently watching: Rat Patrol

My apologies, but I have declared No Rest for the Wicked on hiatus. Not that most of you hadn't figured that out already, it having been what, three years since I've updated? It's not being cancelled and I'm not taking it down, but I have ceased to actively work on it.

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Let's Not Tell Anyone About This by SamRosinenbomber reviews
Everything was going swell at good old Stalag 13. But who's the mystery man Hochstetter just brought into Klink's office?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,133 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/30/2013 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, Hochstetter - Complete
I'll Explain Later by Allied Hero reviews
As Troy sat in the cell plotting his escape with Perkins, he couldn't help but wonder why Dietrich was acting so strange. It was as though the honourable German soldier had been replaced by a monster. A series of missing scenes from the Do-Re-Mi Raid.
Rat Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 12/11/2013
Out of the Frying Pan by Belphegor reviews
"interesting" [ˈɪntrəstɪŋ]: adj. 1. Capable of holding one's attention. 2. Evoking a feeling of interest. 3. Oh God, we're all going to die.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau, A. Carter - Complete
With a Song in my Heart by snooky-9093 reviews
Chapters based off of popular song titles from WW2! 2014 PBA Winner! Gold for best general story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,933 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
How the Kommandant (Almost) Stole Christmas! by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
In times like these, almost anyone could be a Grinch...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2013 - W. Klink, H. Schultz - Complete
The Treason of Colonel Robert E Hogan by Book 'em Again reviews
It was in that moment that I swore an oath. An oath that I would have sworn on a Bible wrapped in an American flag if one had been available. I swore to my country and to my God that I would escape Stalag Thirteen and report the treason of Colonel Robert E. Hogan or my name was not Samuel Flagg.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2013 - R. Hogan, S. Flagg - Complete
Giving Thanks by Goldleaf83 reviews
How can you be thankful in a POW camp?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Complete
The Chess Set by Jinzle reviews
Sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants, no matter how long ago it was.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/26/2013 - W. Klink - Complete
The New Man by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
The newest recruit for the 4th Panzer Brigade is not quite what he seems...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - A. Carter - Complete
Interludia by Shelomit reviews
For officers on leave, galactic and familial dynamics have a tendency to become entwined. A pair of tableaux.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - F. Piett - Complete
Scars by Goldleaf83 reviews
How do you reconcile the past with the future?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Complete
Why Frankenmuth? by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
It can be a bit difficult to enlist the aid of an ally when he doesn't know he's your ally...Written for the 2013 Short Story Speedwriting Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Hochstetter - Complete
For a Handful of Words by Belphegor reviews
...You get a handful of sentences. Thirty short "Hogan's Heroes" snippets, based on thirty words taken at random.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
It's A Long Way To Limerick by Hummingbird2 reviews
A collection of random character based limericks.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Complete
For you, the war is over by Hildegaarde reviews
The phrase was heard countless times by Allied P.O.W.s. Colonel Klink has said it himself more than once. What happens when someone says it to him?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,024 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Complete
In The Case That We Were Wrong by Fahiru reviews
Yuri Andreievich Zhivago may have been passive by nature, but he certainly wasn't stupid. A story written for the purpose of saving Pavel Antipov and Antonina Zhivago from the unnecessary fates brought about by their spouses' terrible and completely irrational decisions.
Doctor Zhivago/До́ктор Жива́го - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Yurii Z., Tonia Z., Pasha/Strelnikov, Lara A. - Complete
The Stalag 13 Raid by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
What's Hogan to do when Hauptmann Dietrich reveals himself as an undercover agent at Stalag 13? Sequel to "The Only True Allegiance".
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Rat Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2013 - R. Hogan - Complete
Fire and Ice by The-Stupidest-Author-Ever reviews
Ash is traveling across Unova for his Pokémon Journey, but suddenly strange phenomena begins to occur across the region. An ancient creature is awakening, and its rage is growing. Reshiram, the Vast White Dragon of Truth and Fire, is the only one who understands the coming danger and searches desperately for her hero, but he's having problems of his own.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,702 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki, Reshiram - Complete
Darkness by 80sarcades reviews
It wasn't the first time Peter Newkirk had traveled through the graveyard. This time, however, it might be his last...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Precious Jewel by The-Stupidest-Author-Ever reviews
A short one-shot/drabble of Giovanni's Persian I really wanted to do.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Persian - Complete
A Faithful Soldier by Limmet reviews
Recollections of someone who has not forgotten what it was like to serve in the Great War.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
Darkness in Man's Shape by Malicean reviews
The Dark Lord of the Sith, such a convenient target for fear and loathing – and both so well deserved, too. Yet there is a war going on, and war brings out the best and the worst in everyone. Collection of short stories.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,585 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Han S., Darth Vader
One Night in Hammelburg: A Girls' Own Adventure by dust on the wind reviews
It was just supposed to be a simple catch-up between friends. But in Hammelburg, things never seem to stay simple for long...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,168 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Hilda, Helga, Marya, Tiger - Complete
Soul Food by Belphegor reviews
Five one-shots, five different recipes. 5. January 1945: How Schultz Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Prisoners Make Chicken Soup.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - H. Schultz, L. LeBeau - Complete
Lady Ex Officers' Lounge by Malicean reviews
Because people asked for more Veers/Piett interaction. With the occasional side of Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - F. Piett, Darth Vader
The Middle Man by dust on the wind reviews
Being on the same side is not the same as fighting for the same cause.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
The Key to Berchtesgaden by konarciq reviews
"The only thing London hasn't asked for is the key to Berchtesgaden," Kinch once said. But what if they did? And how many Hitlers do you need to get hold of one key?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,044 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - A. Carter, O. Danzig, R. Hogan - Complete
The Lords of Bristol: The Duelist by oqidaun reviews
At the corner of Bristol's King and Queen Charlotte Streets in January 1698 a young Hector Barbossa donned his "dueling hat" and set out to defend his sister's honor. Part of a series of back stories featuring Barbossa, Teague, Pintel, et al.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Hector B., Teague - Complete
Where Soul Meets Body by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Long before the Clone Wars' inception, a young Togruta padawan finds herself lost on a strange, backwater planet, with no one but a mysterious rifleman for company. If only she had asked his name. Shaak Ti/Grievous friendship, at least.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Shaak Ti, General Grievous - Complete
Jack by Sitar-Hero reviews
Set before CotBP, but after my other story, "If The Mind Be Blind". Where did that thievin' hairy mongrel come from, anyway?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Ragetti, Hector B. - Complete
If The Mind Be Blind by Sitar-Hero reviews
Takes place way before CotBP. Barbossa finds a suitable holder for his piece of eight, and begins to doubt Jack's leadership skills. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Hector B., Ragetti - Complete
three sides of the same coin by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Clay knows better than anyone that they're greater together than they ever could be apart - knows better than anyone, that is, except them. Clay, Cheren, Bianca, White/Touko character study. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Clay/Yakon - Complete
The Only True Allegiance by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
An honorable soldier has to do what is right. Entry in Hubbles' Short-Story Speed-Writing Tournament.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Rat Patrol - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
The Library at Shipwreck Cove by Nytd reviews
A place to stow daring drabbles, whimsical one-shots, and other good piratey stuff. OST spoiler warnings for chapter 17 onward!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/31/2008
A Rose Among the Thorns by Nytd reviews
Twelve years after being kidnapped by pirates, Madeline Gray has moved on with her life, even falling in love again when she thought it might never happen, but who she falls in love with once more surprises even her. Post AWE. Pirates of May Episode IV.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 165,617 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Hector B.
A Bit of Providence by The Friendly Plebian reviews
Set during T2. At the abandoned gas station, Sarah Connor has the verbal interaction with the Terminator that was needed all along.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sarah Connor, The Terminator - Complete
Garden by Dunas Priest reviews
A Lord compares the peanut gallery of the Caribbean to common fruits and vegetables in his attempts to humor the Governor. The Governor is left most displeased. Character study.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Cutler B., Weatherby S./Governor Swann - Complete
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
At Parody's End by Agent047 reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,852 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Blue Christmas by Nytd reviews
The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle: a light version in verse. Merry Christmas!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Case of the Honourable Men by Stutley Constable reviews
SH/PotC/Treasure Island crossover. There is something afoot in Black Hill Cove that needs looking into. The great grandson of the wealthiest treasure hunter in English history must call in Sherlock Holmes to put things right.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,110 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Study in Rum by Nytd reviews
One wicked and clever pirate. One singular and brilliant detective. One hundred and fifty years apart. An impossible meeting? Perhaps just improbable... Crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,629 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Harbinger by FrostedPurpleIrises91 reviews
On a quiet and beautiful Utapaun evening, General Grievous reunites with a figure from his tragic past... Oneshot. GrievousXKummar.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - General Grievous - Complete
Here, Here, and Here by The Unmentionables reviews
Meet, Nicole "Tommie" Antonello, a teenaged artist who just wants to pass history class. To do so, she receives a bit of "help" from the Tablet of Ahkmunrah. Now Nicole must deal with her sickly father, an unexpected guest, and one historical essay. AU
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,278 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - A. Capone
Last Hope by A Different Type Of Flower reviews
AU. As Princess Leia is being led back to her cell after the destruction of Alderaan, she remembers her father's advice: "If you are every faced with death, and Darth Vader, you must tell him your mother's name…it would be your last hope."
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
A Special Dance by White Shade reviews
Elizabeth and Will's wedding-like reception aboard the Black Pearl, and Elizabeth finds herself dancing with someone who never ceases to amaze her.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Elizabeth S., Hector B. - Complete
Killer by ArmedWithAPen reviews
General Grievous reflects on the one battle he's ever lost. Shaak Ti wonders how he can shake her faith. Grievous/Shaak Ti. No longer a one-shot. Poetry-ish?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 35 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - General Grievous, Shaak Ti - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by 80sarcades reviews
*2011 PBA Bronze Award for Best Original Character* Colonel Hogan's good deed has unintended results.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
Good Guys and Villains by Sithstrukk reviews
Boba has a conversation with a friend, and learns something about himself. He's colder than anyone expects.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Beautiful Murderer by ArmedWithAPen reviews
The Droid General pays a visit to the bane of his existence. Grievous/Shaak Ti, more or less. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - General Grievous, Shaak Ti
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Limericks of the Caribbean by Dr. Sugar reviews
No pirate is safe from its wrath. No pirate can hide from... LIMERICKS! A collection of silly mini poems featuring your favorite PotC characters- not to be taken seriously. Rated K plus for safety. UPDATE: Last chapter has been added!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
A Drink Interrupted by Stutley Constable reviews
Post AWE. A Mary-Sue gets in over her head. Inspired by a conversation between Nytd and Obiwanlivesforever on the Black Pearl forum. Not my best work but what they heck.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
And Death Shall Have No Dominion by Poicephalus reviews
In which Grievous proves the triumphs and pitfalls of technology by failing to stay dead, Ahsoka recounts her disappearance during the Clone War, the Sith Lords ignore karma and Obi-Wan senses a disturbance in the Force. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ahsoka T., General Grievous
Grievouses Thoughts by Mechanical Kaleesh reviews
Grievous is thinking in the bridge of his ship. As his mind swirls, his thoughts turn to his past life and his regrets.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - General Grievous - Complete
Masquerade by phantom-jedi1 reviews
A masked celebration brings about an unexpected confrontation. One-shot, likely to be revised.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Traitor by Willofthewisp reviews
Someone knows Elizabeth's secret, someone who knows only too well what it is like to kill Captain Jack Sparrow... one-shot, j/e implied if you squint.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Hector B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Missing In Action by CWBasset reviews
When a mission goes wrong, Luke Skywalker crashes on an uninhabited planet. While waiting for rescue, he makes an unexpected discovery.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Here I Swear by ElvenSailorGirl reviews
A progression of perceptions concerning Hitler and Hitler’s Germany in five sections starting with a loyalist soldier and ending with Claus von Stauffenberg. All POV’s are very nationalist – Germany is as much a character as they are.
Valkyrie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
We're Not Friends! by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Jack asks an innocent question and Barbossa goes off on him. Ha! They are the old married couple reincarnated. Dedicated to Nytd! -I've finally gone back and edited some things, thanks to those who pointed it out-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Shade and Soul by Jedipati reviews
Beckett is dead. His guide to his place in the land of the dead is not to his liking. His guide isn’t too happy about it either. Post-AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Cutler B., Hector B. - Complete
An Unwavering Promise by FreedomOftheSeas reviews
My response to POTCFest Prompt: Pintel and Ragetti, Barbossa's apples and Ragetti's eye.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Hector B., Ragetti - Complete
Curse of the Black Pearl by Arquenniel reviews
COMPLETE AT LAST! If you have a minute, please find your favorite part and tell me if I wrote it right! :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,288 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Flowers of May by Nytd reviews
For two years, the captain and crew of the Black Pearl have been cursed, Port Royal has had a new hospital, and Madeline Gray has nearly given up on seeing her charming rogue again. Until the flowers arrive. Fluffy three-shot. Pirates of May episode II
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,708 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
The Damned by Leila Data reviews
Admiral James Norrington goes to Davy Jones' quarters during the night to make him stop playing his incessant organ music, and the two end up having a conversation that reveals that James and Jones are much more alike than either had ever believed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - James N., Davy Jones - Complete
Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
Puzzle Pieces by Jedipati reviews
Piett contemplates his commander- Lord Darth Vader- when they are captured and locked in a Jedi-proof cell. He learns and figures out some surprising facts.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
Have a Nice Trip by frodogenic reviews
The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2008 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader - Complete
Impossible Love by Emerald Griffon reviews
Kalo and Coryn reflect on their feelings for each other, and how they can never be. CorynxKalo, twoshot.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Between Flight and Longing by Sheila Snow reviews
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Essences Of Life by Heimchen reviews
The fate of General Grievous could have been so different if only he'd learned the truth behind his extreme makeover. In this version of his career, spanning the events of the Clone Wars and ROTS, he does.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,197 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 6/6/2005 - General Grievous, Count Dooku
Darker Than Darkness by Aria Saralyn reviews
The Empire only arrests Rebels . . . right? When Leia unwittingly invites an Imperial convict into the Alliance, she discovers that her safety may lie in the hands of her greatest enemy. An AU set between ESB and ROTJ.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,578 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
Remembering Rain by phantom-jedi1 reviews
After the confrontation on Bespin, a part of him long thought dead stirs to life, a part that remembers what it was like to stand in a spring rain.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
Hunter of Hunters by Purple Shamrock 17 reviews
Poemfic. This is my first Sherlock Holmes fic and probably will be for awhile. It shows the darker side of Holmes and can be pretty creepy.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Remy by samus18 reviews
Ratatouille: Django muses on the friendship his son shares with the human, Linguini. Somewhat Django's POV. Kinda short.
Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
The Last Journey by Berende reviews
Will has begun his errand and taken the place of Davy Jones. He's just started when he meets a familiar face among the dead... AWE spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Will T., Davy Jones - Complete
Snagged by Emerald Griffon reviews
Colosseum fic. A trainer mourns his lost Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Film and Heels by Alexandra the Gray reviews
Done for a project in my photography class. Just humor, self and notself mockery.
Casablanca - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Smaug the Misunderstood by LydiaB reviews
Smaug, disturbed from his slumbers by Bilbo, ponders the negative image of dragons and does his best to make a good impression on his guest. Things don’t quite go according to plan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
What Lurks Beneath the Durasteel? by Nina Modaffari reviews
What was it in Grievous's eyes that seemed so...human?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
Devotio Sacer by Fialleril reviews
Devotion can have many meanings. [The end of ROTJ in five interlocking vignettes. LV.] Now complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Farewell, Teacher by Emerald Griffon reviews
Soren reflects on the death of Ezylryb. His sadness slowly turns to hope. Several GoGH spoilers.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Force Bond: Summer Accidents by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke is on summer vacation aka a crusade to drive his father to insanity. In Vader's opinion, at least. In Luke's opinion, it's all just a string of accidents.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,869 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Social Trials by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader decides it's time for Luke to learn a thing or two about mixing with the Imperial aristocracy, while Luke is struggling with his own sense of self identity.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,172 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Dentist by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader faces the challenge of trying to get a nightmare plagued Luke to go to the dentist.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by East-Coast-Invictus reviews
Some thoughts on Boba Fett from the masked mercenary himself, a Sith, and the very person who knocked him into the Sarlaac.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Boba Fett - Complete
Force Bond: Interactive Media by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke becomes obsessed with a HoloNet show, which stirs up memories his father would rather forget.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond 3: Son by KittandChips reviews
Third in the series of an AU where Luke is raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is getting older and struggling to come to terms with what awaits in the future.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,715 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Honor Once Held by Theaphelia reviews
In the isolation of his quarters, General Grievous remembers and prays for his people and himself. AU, oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Mindless by erinflanagan reviews
By Erin F and Hannah E. When a certain young psychologist discovers that Otto Octavius has become an involuntary patient of the Sporlock Institute for the Insane, she determines to help her old friend at all costs. Brand new penultimate chapter up now!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,922 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004
Anniversaries of the Heart by rhonderoo reviews
Darth Vader gets his personal affairs in order before leaving for his assignment on the second Death Star over Endor. He finds that the past does not always stay behind.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,357 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Darth Vader
Reliquary by Seldes Katne reviews
Amana Piett hears a story of her late son's compassion from a group of unusual aliens -- a story that includes Yoda's journey from Coruscant to Degobah.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2005
Looking Busy by rhonderoo reviews
An Imperial officer almost has something to talk about.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2005
Reprogramming by Leftomaniac reviews
How do you turn a villain into a hero? Patience. Lots of patience.
Terminator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004
Letter to the Galaxy by rhonderoo reviews
Darth Vader gets some things off of his chest.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Darth Vader
Falling Feels Like Flying by erinflanagan reviews
When Escher Griffin is taken hostage by a ressurected and desperate Doc Ock, she finds herself in the middle of a battle between the forces of good, evil, deadly assassins, and very spiffy science...LAST PART NOW UP.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,348 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
Force Bond 4: Jedi by KittandChips reviews
AU. Fourth in a series where Luke has been raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is caught between his loyalty and love for the man who raised him, and his desire not to become a Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,975 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Luke's Christmas by KittandChips reviews
The rest of the rebels are celebrating, but Luke is suffering from a bad case of Christmas blues. Then an unexpected mission results in him spending Christmas with the last person he expected. Loosely based on the Christmas song 'Snoopy's Christmas'.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
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Paradox reviews
A collection of Terminator shorts, drabbles, and sketches, mainly focused on character exploration, currently focusing on the character of Marcus Wright. Willing to take requests!
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Marcus W.
Schwarzwald reviews
Leutnant Keilwasser, stranded near Stalag 13 yet again, finds himself at the end of the metaphorical rope after having to deal with both Klink and a flammenkübelwagen. Sequel to 'Schüttelfrost' and 'Raining and Pouring'. For the 2013 Short Story Speed Writing Contest.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Schüttelfrost reviews
'The kübelwagen wasn't stuck in mud this time. It was stuck in snow.' And that was only the beginning of Leutnant Keilwasser's troubles... though perhaps the angry Prussian really was the true cause of it all, at the roots. Sequel to 'Raining and Pouring', oneshot, complete.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
Raining and Pouring reviews
For the 2012 Short Story Speed Writing Contest. "On my way back to the front, I ran over a general."
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Guns and Roses reviews
Al Capone and Mae on Valentine's Day, and yes, this is the one you're thinking of. Oneshot, complete. Semi-sequel to Snow and Clovers.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - A. Capone - Complete
No Rest for the Wicked reviews
When certain exhibits from the Smithsonian are moved to the Museum of Natural History, Al Capone finds himself bored out of his skull. But he gets caught up in more than he bargained for when he makes an attempt to liven things up. On hiatus.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,216 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2009 - A. Capone
The Hunter reviews
General Grievous introspective. Dreams, nightmares, the past. Free-form poem. Oneshot, complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - General Grievous
Coffee Shop reviews
At the moment, a one-shot focusing upon Al Capone, Ivan the Terrible, Napoleon Bonaparte, and one of their general comic misadventures. Could be expanded with additional stories over time.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - A. Capone
So They Say reviews
Reflections on Captain Barbossa, poem form, concerning his black heart or lack thereof. Oneshot, complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Hector B. - Complete
Snow and Clovers reviews
Al Capone and Mae on Valentine's Day, and no, not the one you're thinking of. Oneshot, complete.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/13/2010 - A. Capone - Complete
Red reviews
General Grievous contemplates his life and losses. Oneshot, complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - General Grievous - Complete
Immaculate reviews
Al Ikes isn't the man that first impression left. His thoughts and memories. Oneshot.
Cryptid Hunters - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete