Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy XIII, and Digimon.
The name Caliboy is now back by popular demand! :P YYAAAAAYYYY! :D
My name is Jorden and I am 18 years old and I live in British Columbia, Canada.
My Birthday is March 4th
I am 5'11" with dark blonde hair and love to play hockey and rugby and to just chill with my best friends cuz we always have an awesome time.
I love art and all kinds of music, pretty much everything on the radio, from country to rock, anything is fine with me except RAP!!!
I'm single of course, cuz nobody loves me TT except for my best friends, but I'm smart enough to know where that would go
I am bisexual, not many people around here know... Teenagers around here have issues
I am a huge fan of Digimon, Pokemon, Naruto and newly addicted to Final Fantasy XIII, so those are the major fandoms I'll be with.
A Summer of Bonds: This story is gone for good, i feel ashamed every time i look at it, so i finally got rid of it, sorry for those of you who wanted updates for it...
The Purge: i have also been neglecting this story as well, i have a knack for starting things and never touching them again, but i will try with this one. One of this biggest troubles i am having is how to start the next chapter. I'm sure that when that is figured out, everything will flow a bit easier. If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know! :)
If I Could Hear The End:This is a story that i wrote as an alternate ending for KeruKeru. It will probably stay a oneshot for now, but may turn into something one day.
Help Me Fly: This is quite a sad fic that i have written and it has elements from events that have happened in my life. it was hard for my to type them out, but now it's done. Oneshot
If you have any stories to recommend to me that you enjoyed, feel free to tell me about them because i have no life, seriously. and i would love nothing more than reading more fanfics than i already do :) i currently have about 74 ongoing fics that i get alerted for and need a few more ;)
It's my life. Plain and simple.
Because stereotyping is wrong, but we all do it:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(I weigh a lot but you wouldnt be able to tell...)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.(Natural blondie, but I'm a smart cookie ;))
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY/BISEXUAL, so I MUST have AIDS. (yeah, uhm, no chance...)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Only when i feel like being bitchy)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Hell's for the people who give a shit)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (only at 6am with no coffee -_-)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (well, half way ;))
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (not always, they just look good ;))
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(I have never drank)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (All the time)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (it goes with everything! lol)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.(I dont even want to count my first(only) time)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(this one is true kinda, i work too much :P my friends understand though)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(again, half way, but art is so much fun!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Well no, my friends are all losers like me)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (no, apparently i am just very sociable and likeable)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (oh totally)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (blonde, no blue eyes though, sorry)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO(meh, they are good times)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (it's only because my last girlfriend cheated on me and it fucked me up)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(at my school, our band kids actually arent geeks at all)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (TBH, I only have one black friend :P)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (You should all be losers like me!(contradiction?))
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.(lol i dont even own either of those brands)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (All young people are naive, it's just a fact. XD)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.(um, everyone has standards, thank you)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I hate both and have never done either.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (It hurts to get a boner, but apparently i have sexy legs, so why not show 'em off?)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.(spiders on the other hand, are a whole different ball game! BRING IT YOU TINY BITCH!)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Everyone that's not a bitch)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Never have, never will)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (no, i just like to try to "help")
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Only when the big group isn't full of my friends)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (All teenagers have dirty minds, admit it! especially fanfic writers and junkies :P)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (if you piss me off, im gonna call you on it!)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (guys hair just does that, i shower every day to help it though)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (If you're not defensive, you must think very little of yourself. :P)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I think this one is kinda true honestly, for guys anyway. :/)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (well anime is like, the best, kay?)
I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (hey, im allowed to creep a little, right? =3)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (just like all teenagers are.)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (hey, im a jock too, get over it)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (no, its just fun sometimes)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.(TBH, all of you have the funny accents, oh and west coast canada, none of us say eh, just fyi ;))
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (hey, i didnt get nobody preggers!)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(hockey ,yes, been playing since i was 3(14 years) beavers, i dont give a fuck)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (of course, you should see some of the people i have to deal with when im at work)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (did anyone else think of Boo Radley just now?)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (probs.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (lots of people like me, i dont necessarily like them...)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (*High voice* Peace and love man. _)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (not yet anyways...)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (haha you wish, go to omegle)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (they are the bomb!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(pretty much the only reason i am even on this website :P)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (some things we are told just dont work)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (no, they just need to do something right for a change)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (pretty much :P)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Yes)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I'm 17, im not entitled to be a wrinkly old snorlax for a long time!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (No, They just bother me, i usually dont say anything, 'cept in biology(we get donuts))
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (i already said i get straight A's, geez!)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (No, only the bi ones and gay ones. ;D Maybe bi-curious. but its hard to know who is who!)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (i will smack you in the fucking face with that bible if you preach like that woman in "The mist" im glad she was killed)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too (well, actually... :( )
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (sometimes)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistkae (
IDON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (you guys cant handle my past any better than i can...)