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Joined 08-10-09, id: 2042509, Profile Updated: 02-10-16
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

Welcome to my profile :D

I update the About Me about twice a year , and the bulletins above that are ALWAYS valid . (:

NOTE: A lot of these fanfics were written when I was 13-15 years old. A lot of time has passed and my writing style has matured drastically. Sorry if any of this old stuff makes you cringe! (:


October 2, 2014: About that one-shot... I got stuck. Grrr. Things in my personal life my last year of high school just kind of went haywire. So, the one-shot is a big mess of feelings that (thankfully) I have gotten over and don't even feel anymore. I'm struggling to re-interpret how much emotion was once attached to it. Once I figure all that out, I will for sure get back to it. I hate leaving you guys without new material for long periods of time. :( See you soon! xx

I'd also like to take this moment to say THANK YOU to the people that are so patient with my procrastination, and to those who have been putting a constant stream of favorites, author alerts, and story alerts in my inbox. I heart you all (: (: xx



If you would like me to be your beta, PM ME NOW!

I haven't beta'd since 2012 and would be pumped to assist you! (:

On the Inside is now available in French!

Hey guys! Just wanted to tell you that On the Inside is now being translated into French by psychogirl25 !
Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7125962/1/On_The_Inside_FR

You know, just incase it's easier for you to read it in French (:

About the dress/car/phone links in The Classic Story:

All the links that I promised would be here aren't here anymore because none of them are working (they were quite old..) and I can't find any other links that fit my descriptions! Sorry! :(

ABOUT ME:

Hey! I'm ummmm26 , I'm 19, and I'm a sophomore in college xD I live in the United States . I love Indian dance, running, singing, writing, reading, public speaking, and hanging out with friends. I have glasses (a very high prescription) but prefer to wear my contacts :) Currently, I am majoring in psychology with a focus in neuroscience, and am a neuroscience minor. I have always dreamed of getting a ph.D in clinical psychology to pursue research, practice, teach, and write books.

My favorite color is red!

When meeting new people, I'm a little shy at first, but will warm up to you gradually. I would describe myself as an ambivert that is leaning more towards introversion!

I read the Twilight series back when nobody knew what it was or about. I have also read (in my early teen years) other books such as The Outsiders, all of Sarah Dessen's books, the Peaches series, the Traveling Pants series, the Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I LOVE the book Born Confused by Tanuja Desai Hidier. It's about an Indian American girl who struggles with her feelings about her two different worlds and which she belongs in. Sounds kind of like me! Another Indian American author has caught my eye lately: Jhumpa Lahiri . I've read all four of her novels: The Namesake, Interpreter of Maladies, The Lowland, and Unaccustomed Earth. (Wow, book recs all over the place in this paragraph. Read these books, people!!) I am absolutely in love with her writing and aspire to write something similar to her prose-style books one day. Right now, I'm waiting for spring break to break up my incredibly busy semester so I can start reading The Space Between Us by Thrity Umrigar.

I am very connected with my Indian culture and religion and am proud of it. When people are ashamed of their heritage, it makes me feel like they're throwing away a sense of uniqueness that people are dying to have. Thus, my Indian circle of "friends" is split into two: true Indians, and not-so-Indian Indians. STRUT IT IF YOU GOT IT!! :))

And lastly, as is the case with many, I am living my life trying to find my true potential and discover the real me. I'm a proud work-in-progress. (:

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More Ferarum by IReen Weiss reviews
I'm still technically married. I still technically wear my wedding ring. It's on a chain around my neck. With his. He still won't sign the divorce papers. I still don't want him to. 1st Place Winner: TLS Angst Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12861 - Favs: 5,925 - Follows: 5,303 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14832 - Favs: 7,655 - Follows: 7,012 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Times at Masen's by Isannah reviews
Good drinks, good food, and good company. That's what makes Good Times the place to be. What happens when Bella Swan offers owner Edward Masen more? AH, rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,431 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bella, Edward
Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Stolen by Rochelle Allison reviews
He stole her heart, and then he stole her father's fortune. Love and forgiveness are nice concepts, but highly improbable. Right? Drama, romance, action, and a heavy sprinkling of the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,385 - Reviews: 5179 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 9023 - Favs: 6,026 - Follows: 3,528 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Miserable At Best by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. Edward Cullen proves himself as less than desirable from day one. But as Bella begins to see past the drugs, the mood swings, she finds the shadow of boy who had lost everything, including himself. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,314 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awakening by bbwraven reviews
Rockstar Edward Cullen is going to Forks for much needed R&R with family and friends. He didn't expect to find old flame Bella Swan dealing with an abusive husband. Can he put his bruised ego aside to be there for Bella, risking his heart to her again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 190,992 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
El Camino by IReen Weiss reviews
He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. HEA TwiFic Contest Public Vote and Judges Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 231 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 4,100 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
We're Friends Forever by discussionsonpaper reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett used to be best friends when they were growing up. But when high school came, and the cliques had broken them up. Full summary inside. Will be swear words. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreams Come True by tinaababy reviews
Bella is a struggling English teacher. An almost-accident lands her in the arms of prince charming. Modern day times and a fairytale type of romance-or is it? AH/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,925 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Water Landing by camoozle reviews
High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,105 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward
Theories of Bellativity Outtakes by kikki7 reviews
Little bit of back-story. A home for various outtakes and extras for Theories of Bellativity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7515 - Favs: 10,689 - Follows: 5,880 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10677 - Favs: 11,924 - Follows: 12,533 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8361 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dressmaker by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7180 - Favs: 5,569 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 4,864 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Santa Swan Style by Isannah reviews
Interoffice Secret Santa Exchange...a time to share the holiday spirit with your co-workers. For Bella, it's an opportunity to make Edward wake up and realize what he has right in front of him. E/B Rated M for language and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,533 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phoenix by KiyaRaven reviews
Every day he passes and I let him, knowing that everything's wrong; wanting so much to fix it but scared to try. Sometimes doing nothing is the worst form of cowardice, and right now, he needs me to be brave. Winner - Anonymous Angst Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,201 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 195 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 6,744 - Follows: 5,223 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PrinceHotGinge's Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever by halojones reviews
Prince Hot Ginge & The Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever summary: Edward's forced to single handedly rehabilitate his family's tarnished brand name by becoming the next "Bachelor." Bella's an out-of-work nanny looking for free room and board.Lols ensue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,112 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23022 - Favs: 14,695 - Follows: 10,703 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delicious by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 215 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8175 - Favs: 8,331 - Follows: 8,488 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Second Chance at Life by Isannah reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but that means nothing to Isabella. Her choices have imprisoned her in a life that she never imagined for herself. Escaping is not an option...or is it? Rated M for language, lemons, and some violence. B/E,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,361 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13514 - Favs: 8,270 - Follows: 6,133 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
For the Love of Alice by Isannah reviews
Bella is an English teacher. Edward Masen is Hollywood's talented but troubled up and coming actor. Can a terminally ill girl bring them together? Rated M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 234,159 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7147 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Girl Next Door by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Childhood sweethearts turned bitter are forced to pose as a married couple. If the wrong people find out their marriage is a sham, they'll both be killed. The one thing they didn't expect? Falling in love all over again. ExB, All Human, Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
These Days by xrxdanixrx reviews
Life threw me a curve, so I stayed behind. Seeing you now, with your long hair and big dreams, it's hard to admit I'm not doing much these days...except thinking of you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,285 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4384 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 3,479 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6843 - Favs: 10,057 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Renting Edward Cullen by TheRani1981 reviews
"Please, you're a street musician. Don't tell me acting as my boyfriend for a few weeks isn't an improvement to THAT. I'll pay you!" I hate this guy but I need a boyfriend to get my mom off my back and..he kinda brought this on himself. OOC/AH/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dance with Me by tinaababy reviews
A major league baseball player with a bad rep needs to clean his image. He signs on to do a reality dance show. Will he clean his image and have the right kind of chemistry with his partner? AU & AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,096 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14343 - Favs: 15,807 - Follows: 8,437 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4196 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Set in Stone by psyche001 reviews
From within the night's secret shadows,a beautiful winged creature falls for a human girl.She is forbidden fruit in his world but still,he crosses the line to save her life.What happens when their worlds collide & she discovers his horrible fate? AU/M/BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 195,648 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8891 - Favs: 7,712 - Follows: 3,944 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Gold by SweetsC reviews
When another relationship goes wrong, Bella decides it's time to take fate into her own hands. That's why a month later she ends up at the sperm bank... looking at the file of E.C. Colab between Sweet Ciccio and shellyfish! AH/AU fluff with PLOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,421 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3861 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Mine Alone by WinndSinger reviews
A vampire's love is forever. But what if Bella chose to be with Jacob instead of Edward after Eclipse? Edward slowly loses his mind after losing Bella and will do anything to keep her. This has some Darkward in it and the story will get dark at times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,031 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kisses, Love, and Walls by theperson13 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose all live in an apartment in Seattle. But what happens when they get some noisy neighbors that are just too annoying, but too attractive? Love can't easily be dodged..... The name says it all! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12584 - Favs: 7,219 - Follows: 3,497 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Back To Your Heart by tinaababy reviews
Bella & Edward grew up together but as they got older they drifted apart. Though Bella wanted to salvage her friendship with Edward she moves away to California and 5 years later she comes back and the two of them are thrust to be together. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,270 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jumper by theperson13 reviews
With a troubling experience that happened mere hours ago, Bella escapes to Forks, hoping on having a normal life and maybe even--revenge. But keeping a secret is harder to do when she gets attention from the suspicous Cullen family....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10036 - Favs: 7,452 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Elites: Undercover Hacker by Crystal Stones reviews
oBella Swan hacks into the government’s computer system for a guy named Edward & finds herself in deep trouble. Accepting an offer to join a secret agency instead, she goes on a mission as an undercover model. Her partner? Turns out to be Edward himself!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Steps by Foundation of Dreams reviews
Follow Rose's diary entries as life moves on for her after she was raped last fall. Watch as she deals with stepping back into the spotlight, sorts through issues with her family, and falls in love. Runs parallel to my story "I'd Lie." Read that first! xo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11415 - Favs: 4,793 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 5,355 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Against My Will by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Bella is an unwilling prostitute who has caught the eye of her disillusioned King. Together, can they dare to break the confines of society? Or will tragedy, deceit, and tangled webs leave them more broken than before? All Human, M for mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8720 - Favs: 5,438 - Follows: 5,106 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Right Before My Eyes by lovedforeternity reviews
Edward Cullen is the hottest quarterback in the NFL. Off the field he's just a HOT MESS. Can his female agent help him change his ways before he's fired, or will she walk away forever! 1ST PLACE WINNER for the LMSC 5 chap contest AH/ M language and Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,156 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tomorrow is Forever by theperson13 reviews
Bella and Edward are star-crossed lovers. Charlie will only let Bella be with someone of whom he approves of, and Edward isn't a choice, especially since he is'nt wealthy enough. How will they figure this problem out? Will they ever? More inside. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Stay With Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Sequel to Return to Me. Edward & Bella have made it through some heart wrenching obstacles, but they are committed to the belief that they are meant to be. Will they be able to stay together when there seem to be so many forces trying to tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5271 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Switch by WinndSinger reviews
A magical prank causes Edward and Bella to switch bodies, then as a cure is trying to be found by Carlisle, lots of switches take place throughout the house. This is a fun story, try it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
The Other Cullen by Charming101 reviews
My full name is Hayden Michael Cullen and I should not be alive. Vampires are unable to conceive which is why all of my siblings are adopted, however my existence is a different story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,949 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5147 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Popular meets Player by Millie-loves-Music reviews
Bella swan has everything she ever wanted. Money, two best friends, and being Popular, what more could you want right? When Edward Cullen and his family move to Forks, Bella might discover something else she wants. Him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,154 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
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The Classic Story reviews
COMPLETE! Bella's a college English professor. Edward's a doctor. They have awesome friends and when they meet, life just gets a whole lot better...eventually!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,367 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hogwarts, School of Edward Cullen reviews
Twilight/HP crossover. Edward and Bella are condemned to attend Hogwarts after Edward does something he regrets, and also to help Ginny get over an apparently very arrogant and egotistical Harry James Potter. Mostly Bella POV. A little OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Ginny W., Bella
Two Chalupas reviews
"Oh… so you're one of those," he says. I whip my head back at him. "What's that supposed to mean?" "You know, those coach purse carrying, sunglasses wearing, mocha frap ordering types who really don't have nearly as much money as they lead us all to believe," he sniffs. One-shot. Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Complicated Life of Isabella Marie Swan reviews
What would you do if a guy you haven't talked to in eight years showed up at your doorstep? I would have thrown my toothbrush at him... but get this- I was happy to see him. Almost ecstatic, actually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
On the Inside reviews
COMPLETE! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are the populars, and Edward, Emmett, and Jasper are the nerds. Will the girls learn not to judge them on their appearance, but what is on the inside? Guys are vampires, girls are humans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,575 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Only Thing I'd Ever Needed reviews
Percy Jackson/The Host crossover. Annabeth's got Aphrodite in her head. What happens when the goddess of love creates passion between the two people who never thought they'd be together? Annabeth POV. Doesn't follow books. Age 15. One-shot. Republished.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete