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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

So, this is where people write stuff about themselves, huh?

...I have very little I find interesting enough to share. Unless those brave souls willing to come to my profile after reading anything I write are actually interested in my little rants about which couples I like, which ones I really don't care about, and which ones I want to kill with fire, then I have nothing but my OTHER insane rants, and even I don't want to listen to those.

The stories I actually manage to finish I'm often hesitant to post, so I have no idea how often I'll update.

I'll try to manage at least one more before...Lets say 2015?

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World of Weirdcraft by SpaceAnJL reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,437 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Brotherhood by jazzpha reviews
Set after Season 5. Slade re-assembles the Titans' greatest foes, intent on destroying the heroes for good. After a brutal attack, the broken Titans flee to Gotham City for help. Will they be able to reclaim their city? Will Slade even give them a chance to? BB/Rae, Rob/Star, a few other pairings. Rated a high 'T' for violence and some language.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,331 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
For Daws To Peck At by Bialy reviews
Most kids in his class hate Drama, and Kenny's no different. Shame his life is so God damn full of it. Crenny and Candy interlinked with a production of Othello. Ongoing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Cirque Berserk by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Non PP Compliant. "How should I scare you?" After 5 years, Circus Gothica revisits Amity Park. Only this time, Freakshow isn't the one in charge...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,796 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8291 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Grand Tour by toomanypickles reviews
Some years after the war, Sokka and Toph, tired of their everyday lives, decide to travel the world together, looking for adventure.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 34,099 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
On the Crest of a Rainbow Wave by Bialy reviews
The downside to being best friends with Kenny McCormick was Cartman, and the inevitable descent into chaos that he carried in his wake. Candy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 2,594 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Through the Looking Glass by broomclosetkink reviews
Alice steps through the Looking Glass and into Tarrant Hightopp's workroom. Not so carefully spewed Outlandish curses insure the Looking Glass is offended to the point it refuses to take Alice home.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6120 - Favs: 10,307 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
It's Just a Step to the Left by Nugar reviews
Orochimaru: Evil, deviant, insane genius, or misunderstood, evil, deviant, insane genius? With a time trip back to their respective childhoods at stake, Naruto listens to him pour out a tale of woe just a little too long. Oops. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 155 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
A State of Confusion by RabulaTasa reviews
I love you," he said. "I know this must come as something of a surprise to you..." In which Beast Boy both wins and loses a contest of wits and wills with Raven.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Seven in the Morning by RabulaTasa reviews
AU It's seven in the morning, do you know where your neighbor is?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
Shino. Tenten. It's the little moments that make a life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Night Rain by queenofinsane reviews
The rain had always taken things away from him, and now was the time for it to give back.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Who Said I Love You First? by darklori reviews
So who do you think will said "I Love You" first? Ichigo or Rukia?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Idiot's Guide to Not Fall for Your Best Friend by Coffee Filters reviews
Ichigo’s last tactic was a failure because not talking to Rukia was proving to be an impossibility, so he just had to yell at her more to compensate for these awkward feelings he was having.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The First One by FireTigerSoul reviews
Science Officer Spock notices an unusual reaction to Lieutenant Uhura and decides to pursue the matter further. Takes place immediately after 'The Trouble with Tribbles'.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Spock, Uhura - Complete
How Far He Would Go by kaotic312 reviews
Just how lazy is Shikamaru? Ask his wife. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
One Which Makes The Heart Run Over by GuardianSaiyoko reviews
There's something very wrong with Beast Boy and it's up to Raven, who has been reluctantly appointed team therapist, to find out what. BBRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,057 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Vermillion by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen AU. Tenten is the PA for one of the world's biggest rock bands. But is it the frontman she wants, or the lead guitarist who's catching her eye? AU, Crack, Rock Music abound. Also with KibaHina, ShikaIno, HidaTema, GaaSaku. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Glimpse by Muphrid reviews
Ranma encounters a magic lamp and, through no fault of his own, experiences visions of married life with his suitors...and anyone else who looks him in the eye.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5107 - Favs: 4,885 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
System Error by Rel-Kaida reviews
HidaTema result of RP . A series of emails between Akatsuki Community College tech Hidan and student Temari. AU, crack, humour. Rated for STRONG LANGUAGE. See inside for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Tomorrow and After by BlackVelvetBand reviews
Set five years after the events of Tossed Aside. Nanao is involved in a strange accident which will change the course of her relationship with her captain forever...NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,493 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Oh Baby! by ichilover3 reviews
While fighting a Hollow, Ichigo and Rukia find a baby that looks strangely like-them? How will they handle being suddenly thrust into parenthood? Ichiruki, implied Hitsukarin. R&R, pretty please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] - Complete
A Series of Unrelated Events by ScarletAngel68 reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots, each written in exactly fifteen minutes. Except for the ones I cheated on. [Any pairings that show up will be BBRa, RoS, or CyJ.]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 23,383 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 6/3/2005
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 362 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Fire and Ice by MatsuMama reviews
Sequel to Blood and Ashes, continuing HitsuMatsu. Set in the future as established in BaA. Fluff! Drama! Mystery! More fluff! Rating for language and dark angstiness with the occasional lemon. See Author's Profile for UPDATES, etc. FINALE IS UP!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,526 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Seven Years, 10 Months, 16 Days by vesperh reviews
Ichigo has proposed to Rukia 37 times. 38th time's the charm? Ichigo/Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Icha Icha Infiltration by H.E. Gray reviews
AKA: The Iwa-Reports. There are some missions that just don't get mentioned. Slash, cross-dressing, crude humour, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 270 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kotetsu H.
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Orihime by vesperh reviews
Ishida’s mind, still clawing its way out of the dark, was thrown into further confusion at the sight of Inoue-san. She was the most private of his fantasies, the secret he had never told anyone."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
The World is Ending, but I'm Eighteen by Wyntermute reviews
In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sugar Kisses by reflecting reviews
Xmas fic Ch6:After years of getting dragged off to the most peculiar of celebrations I should be used to seeing her in different dresses that brings out every aspect of her beauty. But, it seems, I once again am taken aback COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Shopping by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which there is worrying and comforting and Awesome Stuff. [SokkaXSuki, Toph and Sokka friendship]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
A Test of Affection by BlackVelvetBand reviews
The prequel to Tossed Aside. Talent can never be proven unless it is tested, so in a way is also true of affection. Shunsui takes Nanao on their first mission together in the real world. NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,815 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Super Happy Funtime With Sai by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 136 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Since Spring by NessieGG reviews
[One shot] [NejiTen] Neji is driven to the brink of his sanity when his teammate disappears and is given an option. 'I can use a technique that will allow you to forget every memory you have of Tenten.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Blood and Ashes by MatsuMama reviews
Matsumoto & Ichimaru have their final showdown & at the end Rangiku can't help but look back at the beginning...can Hitsugaya save her from her past? GinRan, HitsuMatsu. Set post King's Key arc. See author's profile for SPOILERS & UPDATES. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,921 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sway by Philyra reviews
AU. Nanao chan, look at me. Even if it's just for five minutes, love me. Pretend that all you see in the world is me. Written for BlackVelvetBand's Shunsui Nanao Challenge and part one of the Strictly Ballroom series.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Litany by RabulaTasa reviews
Fear is the mind killer. It is the little death that brings total obliteration. When Raven goes too far in punishing Beast Boy, can either one of them be saved from themselves? Apologies to Frank Herbert.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,953 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paying Up by BlackVelvetBand reviews
He asked me if I was willing to put paperwork where my mouth was. I told him only if he was willing to put his mouth on mine. A continuation of Tossed Aside, Matsumoto sets out to collect on her bet from a rather unwilling Taicho... HitsuMatsu COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,089 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Deadpan Love by Gwaihir10 reviews
Raven very calmly takes charge of a relationship with Beast Boy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,443 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tossed Aside by BlackVelvetBand reviews
When Nanao is wounded in battle, the trust between Nanao and her captain is put to the test and Nanao's carefully set limits are continuously breached. Nanao is determined to keep her distance, but fate is determined to close the gap. NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,502 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Never Again by Coeus reviews
Beastboy took a deep breath, tightening his grip on her hand. “I did something, Raven. Something bad. And now I have to go someplace where I can try to get control of it. I can't let it take over again. Never again.” Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Beast Boy - Complete
Rock Idols by Istoria reviews
A storm is brewing and the natives are restless. Lee is mistaken for a God, Tenten can't catch a break and Neji... well it's amazing he doesn't have any gray hairs yet. A comedy with a bit of NejiTen on the side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Never Say Never by Coeus reviews
Beastboy, hoping she was mostly over her previous anger, spoke in a teasing voice. “You know what they say, Rae, 'Never say never'. Who knows, I might come up with a totally brilliant plan just to prove you wrong.”
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Double bacon cheeseburger by Arkana reviews
Chouji thinks about food. A lot. But there is more to food than meets the eye, he discovers. [Team 10 love, ShikaIno, ChoFood & manga spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
One Week by Cyberwolf reviews
Can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? [nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nonsense by Wind Lane reviews
A simple exploration of Titan life and interaction. Seeing how teens push and pull one another. A little silly, a little sweet, a lot pointless. BBxRae RobxStar.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 233 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Cinderaven by Tammy Tamborine reviews
[AU]He's no prince charming, the fairy godmother's a little off, and our Cinderella isn't the type to sing with the little birdies, but in the end, this fairytale might have a happy ending after all. BBRae, small amounts of RobStar.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,630 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Thousand Languages by MadLori reviews
Rose thought she knew how it would be when it happened, but things are rarely as we imagine them. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
A Road Well Traveled by ManonLeChat reviews
Life is what happens when you're making other plans. [Sesshoumaru x Rin] ONESHOT, COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
How to Woo a Raven By Beast Boy by Draco Blade reviews
Wanna know how I, Beast Boy, won the girl of my dreams? Now you can find out! Follow these ten simple steps, and learn, fellow men, how to win your personal dreamgirl! BBRae oneshot!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
An Ironic Valentine by BleachBurns reviews
To Raven, Valentine's Day was just a day like any other. Or at least it was until she decided to help Beast Boy out of a little love jam. Who's his secret crush? How does Raven help him? If you enjoy irony as much as I do, you'll enjoy this.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 572 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Seven Years' Bad Luck in One Day by Demigod reviews
COMPLETE Raven's life has been calm and peaceful recently, until a fateful battle causes her magical mirror to break. How will Raven deal with the problems of a splintered mind, and rogue emotions running all over? BBxRae COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,291 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
We All Fall Down by Wind Lane reviews
If you wanted to take down the most justice minded people around, maybe you should turn their own sword upon them. Justice may be blind, but don’t forget that the scales are only in one of her hands. Not terribly serious fic. One Shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
In the Bleak December by CalliopeMused reviews
Raven has defeated Trigon, and realized a new power. She can feel the emotions of others around her, now that her own are free. This new talent has one major consequence, one that takes years to unravel. [BBRae] [Complete]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,544 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
For You by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
“It’s alright,” Rock Lee soothed, though he did not let go of her wrists and his leg stayed firmly locked around her knees. “I’m here for you now,” he murmured. Lee. Sakura. Final chapter. Enter Gai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Sakura H., Lee R.
Cupboard Love by xXIceNickyXx reviews
Me and Kat097 have banded together on this one. The Titans have gotten REALLY fed up with Raven and Beast Boys bickering so they find a solution - Lock them in a cupboard for 24 hours. RavenBeastBoy. Completed!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,623 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
Open Memento by RavenStarfire reviews
In the aftermath of a devastating incident, Beast Boy and Raven discover more about each other as they recover. Meanwhile, Robin comforts a shaken Starfire, and all the Titans try to piece together exactly what happened.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Complete
Midnight Musings by Twin-Lupus reviews
Beast Boy experiences a really strange dream concerning a certain dark girl. He can't help shake the feeling that there's something more to it. But it was only a dream… wasn't it? [BBxR, slight RxS, oneshot] [FG]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
A Christmas Story by Kat097 reviews
Its nearly Christmas and Raven is far from jolly. What has made her so antiChristmas? Will Beast Boy ever stop baking Christmas snacks? Will Starfire stop mourning the death of a tree? Raveast, StarRob and CyborgOC.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
For Thee by Nagia reviews
...because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls it tolls for thee. Beast Boy feels under appreciated. The other Titans are somewhat blind to this.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Beast Boy - Complete
Hero Worship by Twin-Lupus reviews
A new girl moves to town, and is quickly informed about the Teen Titans. She claims not to care about celebrities and such hero worship, but could something happen to change her mind? [Oneshot] (Slight RxS, RxBB) [FG]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Pulse by ScarletAngel68 reviews
Getting hurt was practically in the job description, but they still never saw it coming. Starfire's life is on the line, and the Titans can only wait, and deal. [One shot: RoS, hints of BBRa]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
If You Need Her by Scribe Figaro reviews
What if you had a second chance at life? What if you could carry only a single name from your own grave? A determined Miroku searches for Sango, his only link to the life he once had. COMPLETED!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,018 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Closer by ScarletAngel68 reviews
Season 1-era. Raven and Beast Boy have moments. For fourteen chapters. Until you, the reader, are tearing your hair out, groaning, 'Gosh darnit, just get together so I can stop reading.'
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,143 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Stricken by Scribe Figaro reviews
A single blow fells Sango and reveals to Miroku a nightmare to which the Kazaana cannot compare.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
At Least It Isn't Raining reviews
Everything can change in an instant. A lucky shot. A step. A scream. And suddenly it's too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete