Edward's first love
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I am Megan William.

I write really good and I hate the flamers. They got my story takin of and I am back to get revenge on them. Whose with me??


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

”Apparently, some bitches on FF have decided that certain stories are not good enough for FF and so they take them down, they send messages to FF staff members, FLOODING them with it and then they eventually get their wish. Now, where did I get this from? From a brilliant writer who I admire and wrote a fabulous story called The Devil's Toy and had it taken down.

Now, if you feel as angry about this as I do, send messages to FF, asking them to delete this stupid fucking forum: forum (dot) fanfiction (dot) net/ topic/ 61196 /16967487 /1/

I put spaces so that you could see the message, just take them out when typing them in, but THATS the forum that these bastards are speaking on.

Send your messages to FF, ALL of you, because your stories as well as mine might be taken down for something as silly as spelling. Please, I am BEGGING YOU. I am so angry about this because we are all writers, and we are doing what most kids wont and are being hated for trying, so fuck them and let’s do our job as loyal FF members, I am pissed with FF too for doing this to us, so SEND FF MESSAGES, FLOOD THEM TOO. POST THIS TO YOUR STORIES, COPY THIS SAME EXACT MESSAGE IF YOU WANT TO, JUST DO IT SO THAT THE WORD WILL GET OUT.

This is the FF base that I am sending my messages of Hate to, just ask them to take down that forum and tell them how pissed you are, maybe they will get the message.”

Now, while I don’t agree with the language used in the post, I totally agree with the intent. I am just after PMing one of the moderators of the forum, expressing my disgust at their presumptuous ways, and how they shouldn’t feel as though they have a right to judge other peoples stories.

If I have any readers left, and if any of you agree with me, I urge you to either report the forum or PM the “Co-Leader” of the so-called “Literate Union”.

If you want to look at her profile, I’ve included the address;

http:// www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net /u /1935085 /#

Just take out the (dot)’s and get rid of the spaces.

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