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Joined 08-10-09, id: 2042945, Profile Updated: 03-21-15
Author has written 9 stories for South Park.

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Two Immortals by doingyourmom reviews
Kenny for years has thought he was the only immortal in South park. For years he was depressed because no one remembered his deaths, but now he found another immortal in south park, and maybe finally his mating partner, warning violence and implied sex. South Park belongs to Matt Stone Trey Parker.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Kenny M. - Complete
Not The Messiah (He's A Very Naughty Boy!) by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
Stan wakes up on Saturday morning and notices a crowd gathered behind his window, calling him their lord and saviour. What possible events have led to such circumstances? Birthday fic for NoseBridgePinch. Beta-read by John-SP150
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Annie P., Stan M. - Complete
True Love is hidden in LA by doingyourmom reviews
This is a birthday gift to Nosebridgepinch. Stan is now famous and on the terrance and Phillip show. However he cannot get out his feelings for the girl that he loves Ama, and she has the same problem. What happens when Ama meets Stans family and freinds.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Stan M. - Complete
Father Son Talk by Angelic Guardian reviews
Stan and Randy have an extremely awkward conversation. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Stan M., Randy M. - Complete
The Ones Who Walk Away From South Park by YeMerryHippogriffs reviews
Stan turns nine and discovers why South Park is different from other towns. Based loosely on Ursula K. LeGuin's short story "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas".
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Stan M.
A Marsh Family Thanksgiving by JVM-SP150 reviews
Co-written with NoseBridgePinch. The Marsh family has a family reunion to celebrate the holidays, including Sharon's extended family. In addition to dealing with his parents, sister, grandfather, uncle Jimbo and Ned, Stan must also deal with an aunt, an uncle and a cousin he never knew he had. At least 'honorary nephew' Kenny can help lighten the workload... right? (OC parody)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M., Randy M., Sharon M. - Complete
The Moral Ascension of Kenny McCormick by Sifl-senpai reviews
This is both an introspective look at Kenny as he struggles to understand the curse of his immortality as well as a not-so-subtle satire on shipping South Park characters. The big joke is that there is no slash even though the setup's primed for it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Cartman Rising by Marcus Absent reviews
The second of my South Park "character stories." Eric Cartman isn't content to live a life of mediocrity. No, he has big plans for the future. But what will those plans cost, and will anyone escape? Rated T for language, sexuality, and Cartman. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,857 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The Holiday Spirit by Marcus Absent reviews
Kenny and friends are off to a ski race, but there's some sabotage. Can Kenny make sure Cartman doesn't get away with his cheating tactics? One-shot. This is for SouthParkFan8's Christmas Contest.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
My Name is Kenny by Marcus Absent reviews
Kenny has a curse: he can't die. How did he get this curse, and what will he do about it? There's hurt, love, betrayal, friendship, and the final truth awaiting for those who read. Rated T for some swearing. South Park doesn't belong to to me. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,661 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Birthday Boys by robert3A-SN reviews
Stan doesn't want an 11'th birthday party after his 10'th birthday party led to so much misery. No one can understand what it's like to have a birthday tainted like that - no one except Butters, that is. Written for Stan's actual birthday on October 19.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Stan M., Butters S. - Complete
Belief by wildcannabis reviews
Wendy turns to God in wake of a tragedy. She needs to believe that there is a Heaven, and that that's where he is. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Kenny Has LAGS by mattmetzger reviews
A New England KKK story. When Kyle is bored, Kyle invents diseases. Kenny is Patient Zero. And the media gets absolutely everything from Wikipedia. No pairing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Logic of the Lesbian Jew by mattmetzger reviews
Oneshot. Kyle is a lesbian. Cartman says that's fine, because everybody loves lesbians. Ike thinks Kyle can make up his own damn excuses for detention. Warning: contains no real lesbians.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
From the Beginning by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Carol, Sheila, Liane, Linda, and Sharon are all expecting a new baby. What were the thoughts of these women as each boy came into the world?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sharon M., Randy M.
Because Dude, he's my Best Friend by Madam RedRose25 reviews
On the way to school, Stan has a severe asthma attack. Cartman refuses to help. What can Kyle do to save his best friend in time?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Stupid Gay Conformist Prom by JoeMerl reviews
How the "South Park" characters' senior prom is likely to go if most fanfic writers get their way. All in good fun. Main pairings: Wetters, Demrietta, past Stendy. Various side pairings. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - [Butters S., Wendy Testaburger] [Damien, Henrietta] - Complete
Boys Will be Girls, Girls Will be Boys by SouthParkUniverse reviews
The town of South Park will have an interesting situation on its hands when a very special kid attempts to be who she wants to be. Of course, nothing is set in stone except that something must go wrong.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Fart Club by MissButters reviews
A chubby fist flies into the air. "Rule number one: you do not talk about Fart Club!" Mild-mannered Kyle and his mysterious, chubby associate start a movement to promote juvenile behavior. But things go south fast, and it ain't pretty. R&R!
Crossover - South Park & Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Kyle B.
odd combinations by kyleisgod reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
It Happened In Sun Valley by DragonShadow reviews
Not so very long ago...
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2001
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You Won't Believe When It's Completed reviews
Sharon Marsh and Stephen Stoch find themselves in a twisted trap from the jigsaw killer. Can the two work together to survive while each learning to appreciate their lives and the person they're married to? A slightly odd, if out of context Saw parody, but mostly an apology to the members of John's SPU forum.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sharon M.
Double Edged Sword reviews
Cartman wants an honest opinion, no he's seriously, an honest opinion of what his friends think of him. When Stan's attempt at tact and Kenny's sarcasm aren't good enough, Cartman leads by example listing off everything he hates about them. Of all days for Kyle to be tardy to school.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hey Sexy Baby reviews
Clyde and Bebe think they have the costume contest in the bag as Gangnam Style ft Hyuna. But Wendy seems pissed off, alone in her Chewbacca costume. Clyde grabs his friend Kevin Stoley, the only other kid in a Star Wars costume, to cheer her up. Happy Halloween.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Ice Princess reviews
Maybe Wendy's ice princess stigma would bite her once again, or worse, her makeup compact would open in her purse and spill all over her belongings. The latter would be a major problem to her friends. Gift for Coyote Smith.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Stan Marshmallow reviews
How many puns can you make off the name Stan Marsh? It becomes the game of the day for the boys of South Park Elementary. Stan The Man does not count.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Stan M., Butters S. - Complete
Abnormally Average reviews
Stan is sick of being labeled boring and average, so he decides to do something crazy to shatter that image and prove himself. When disaster strikes, if Stan can't be normal can those closest to him hold it together?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Stan M., Eric Cartman
The Green Eyed Monster reviews
Wendy gets kicked out the the girl's lunch table for being preachy, she decides to sit with Stan and his friends for the remainder of lunch. Hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Nothing Rhymes With Orange reviews
And Kenny is feeling slightly left out of the group. A small snapshot of the group dynamic from Kenny's perspective. Gift for John-SP150.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Every Bit As Good As Kyle reviews
The weekend after the egg project ended, Stan finds a baby alone in the McCormick's house. With Kyle out of town, his last resort is his other egg partner, Bebe. A continuation of Follow That Egg. Bebe and Stan friendship.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bebe S., Stan M.