EclipseKlutz
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Joined 04-24-02, id: 204296, Profile Updated: 06-23-09
Author has written 22 stories for Zoids, Power Rangers, Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, Angel, Harry Potter, Joan Of Arcadia, Lost, Incredibles, Fairly OddParents, Grim and Evil, Series Of Unfortunate Events, StarTrek: The Original Series, X-Men: The Movie, Mulan, Death Note, Naruto, and Smallville.

June 22, 2009
To those of you who have sent emails, PMs, or reviews asking for my newish penname, I’m sorry for not responding. Everything ever created by EclipseKlutz has been closed for at least a year now, the email address included; I just forgot to tell anyone. Again, I’m sorry.

It has also been pointed out to me several times in the last thirteen or so months that it was a little rude to close down and vanish without explanation, so please allow me to compensate now. I created this account when I was ten years-old and quickly fell into a number of bad habits (e.g. posting without editing, never plotting, chronically discontinuing)—habits that I was slowly shedding and desperately wanted to disassociate from. Additionally, I had grown to really hate the alias “EclipseKlutz,” but since I’m always annoyed when other writers change their pennames, it wouldn’t be fair to change mine. Mostly, though, I had had this account too long; too many relatives and offline friends had found me and I was uncomfortable posting anything knowing that one of them would probably comment on it later. I still have no intention of telling them my new penname, hence why I won’t announce it here. It’s a bit selfish, yes, but I enjoy the freedom.

May 13, 2008
I should probably have mentioned earlier that I planned on packing up and moving on, but it’s a tad late to warn you now. EclipseKlutz is done, abandoned, etc.; the unfinished fics will remain unfinished here and, if they ever are updated, it will be to direct you to their rewrites—which will be in my new account.

It’s been fun. Thank you.

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The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,390 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Against All Odds by koobabear reviews
On a misadventure, Sakura finds herself with the most unlikely of companions. AU, set before Shippuden. Sasori x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,903 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
Eulogizing Memoirs by Amelie Rae Lanhoss reviews
11 years of memories. 2 best friends to live them. 26yearold Hermione Granger relives her memories of Sirius Black, from games of Twister at Number 12 Grimmauld Place to the month she accidentally spent in 1976, as she gives the eulogy at his funeral. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,507 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows by Asuka Kureru reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
His Bed by Takoon reviews
JDCox. He knows which bed he wants to sleep in. The fact that it's occupied is irrelevant. Completed!
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fulcrum by Caged Eternity reviews
“Don’t make a martyr out of me,” Snape snarled, the words a whisper. “Funny,” Hermione snapped in return, “somehow I thought one of the chief qualifications for martyrdom was the status of being DEAD.” SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Comics, Cookies, and Revenge by LejindaryBunny reviews
Vex was nobody, until Syndrome found her, and made her his trusted lieutenant. Meanwhile, Violet is learning how hard Super hero life really is. But are the girls paths on a collision course?
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,165 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 11/30/2004
My Problem by Riona reviews
He's had some pretty weird daydreams before, but this is just ridiculous. JDCox slash.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
What Hodgins Saw by Caroline reviews
[BB, MAJOR SPOILERS for Two Bodies in the Lab] A vignette, from Hodgins' POV.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cerberus by babies-stole-my-dingo reviews
Niska decides to take vengeance on Mal by stealing a crewmember or two to sell into slavery. Jayne has to figure out how to protect River while he's being tied up and tortured...A couple of alternate scenarios added.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Jayne, River
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Glass Castle by fanartist reviews
(Feb.2013) I realized that this is a terrible fanfic. [KakaSaku] ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,579 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Opposable Thumbs by Luc Court reviews
[Death Note]. A short, Raitocentric, set during L's time at school. Raito tries to figure out the nature of L's intelligence.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Trophy Date by TheMagicKumquat reviews
It's Billy and Mandy's Senior Prom, and Mandy refuses to settle for an ordinary night. And with Grim as her date, she's determined to have the most perfect Prom ever.But will she? (Not a romance, but almost sounds like one, and new Author's note)
Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2004
Winter Flowers by amildsortoforgy reviews
In order to escape an arranged marriage, a young girl does the unthinkable and joins the most hated race in Paris. Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2003
You'd Better Not Go Down To The Woods Today by Dyce reviews
There's weird, there's Smallville weird, and then there's just plain *strange*. Today, Pete, Chloe, Lex and Clark all get to experience the latter kind of weird. (Now with extra dinosaur!) [Sequel to 'I Drive The Car']
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2003
I Drive The Car by Dyce reviews
Chloe has a potential lead on a new story... but her best friends are all too busy to help her hunt it down. So she has to improvise.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2003
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Human reviews
[S1] She wasn't the first to overlook his humanity. LexChloe friendship if nothing else.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Chloe S., Lex L. - Complete
Walls reviews
[post ch58] “I’m somewhat offended that you should think me the conscience of a murderer.”
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Paper Thin reviews
Forced to consent to her marriage with Olaf, Violet attempts to put her life back together and revise her philosophy while evading a man she can’t stand. May evolve into Violaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Violet B., Count O.
Pretend reviews
Because, with her, he always pretends. Onesided NejixHinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Expecting reviews
[post ch58] Ryuuzaki, your crazy must have been contagious... RaitoxL if you squint.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
There is something terribly wrong with sacrifice. Onesided PansyxDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Influxum reviews
At the same time, he felt relieved and betrayed. Betrayed because Ping had lied… and relieved because Ping had lied. ShangxPing
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
The White King reviews
[X3] His chessboard is vacant, a mess of black and white, its pieces scattered across the grass.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
He's Dead, Jim reviews
McCoy decides to test the rumors of Kirk and Spock’s relationship via an innocently “confused” statement… he just forgets those questioning his own feelings.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2006 - L. McCoy - Complete
Spiral reviews
Four years later, Violet’s college life is complicated by an unstable boyfriend and a vengeful Syndrome has escaped prison. When his want for revenge and her need for sanity clash, they learn that allies can be found in the most unlikely places. HIATUS.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,084 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005
A Few Years reviews
Years later, Grim realizes that he isn't the only one in need of saving... GrimxMandy, slightly AU.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Butterflies reviews
We have nothing but questions, and the answers reside on the other side of a blurry line we will never understand. TimmyxVicky, set in Channel Chaser's alternate future.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Vicki, Timmy - Complete
Eternity reviews
[Indefinite hiatus] On Middle Earth a new evil is stirring. And on Earth two social opposites face their worst fear: being partners in a lab project. But when they're pulled into Middle Earth will it mean the end of existance, or the beginning at last?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 1/16/2004
Beauty and the Thief reviews
[S1, post Confidence Man] In her blissful world, everything revolves around her. Fed up with it, Sawyer gives her a lesson in morals... or tries to. The result? Chocolate, aggravation, and pet names.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Sawyer, Shannon - Complete
Someone to Talk To reviews
[S1] After deceiving everyone on the island, he needed someone to talk to. She could listen. SayidClaire friendship.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Claire, Sayid - Complete
From A Distance reviews
From the moment I saw her I wanted her to be happy, even if that meant I could take no part in her life. Freedman's POV.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
Fooling Me reviews
[Indefinite hiatus][NS, post Thunder Strangers] When Tori is kidnapped, it's up to the remaining Rangers and a stranger to find her again. However, this stranger has her own agenda. HunterxTori
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,946 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Tori H., Hunter B.
Afraid of Falling reviews
He won't let her fall. DracoxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
You're Where I Am reviews
As Illyria watches another mortal die, energy derived from grief sends her back to the beginning. And she has every intention of changing the end. WesleyxIllyria
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Fred B., Wesley W.P. - Complete
Fear Not the Flame reviews
Two years have passed since the events in the Labyrinth and although Sarah has managed to adjust to her life, Jareth has not. JarethxSarah
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Complete
Waterwings Wanted reviews
Leena finds an unique Zoid that a mysterious man will stop at nothing to get, but it's his other problem that could effect everyone's lives. BL.
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,954 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2002 - Published: 4/24/2002 - Leena T., Bit C. - Complete
Songs Cant Be Shattered reviews
Leena's attempt to escape her feelings for a certain cocky warrior lead to disaster. BL, oneshot, cliched and quite pathetic. [new summary: 2007]
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Leena T., Bit C. - Complete
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  2. Violaf
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  3. Vidrome and Synlet
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