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If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late . . .

Women and Cats will do as they please, men and Dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

I can resist anything but temptation

If at first you succeed try not to look astonished

I know where to go, just not how to get there

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

Don't play dumb! You're not as good at it as I am!

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

They say - guns don’t kill people, people kill people - Well, I think the gun helps, cause if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people.

If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

The Dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

The early Bird may get the Worm, but the second Mouse gets the Cheese!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

The Newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your Dog die and your Mum saying you can still keep it

Being mature is overrated.

Growing old is mandatory . . . Growing up is optional . . .

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you . . . Will probably try again.

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

A good friend will come and bail you out of Jail . . . But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn . . . That was fun”

Right now I've got amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Your kid may be an Honour Student but you're still an idiot.

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.

If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.

If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn'?

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Life isn’t measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away

The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all

Hope is never lost, only found

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Maybe this world is another Planet’s Hell.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a Mosquito.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

I used to have super powers . . . But my Therapist took them away.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!

Did you know that the people that seem the strongest are usually the most sensitive?
Did you know that the people who exhibit the most kindness are usually the first to get mistreated?
Did you know the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones that need it most?
Did you know the 3 hardest things to say are: I love you, I'm sorry and Help me?


Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies.
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory


Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross . . . That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering'--sorry about that--but there's a thing that could be a sun . . . Hang on . . . That means 'great happiness' . . . So you're going to suffer but be very happy . . .
Harry Potter


Can someone be insane without lacking sanity? I think Evan could do that. He has a firm grasp of reality. He just . . . disagrees with it.
A Life Of Lies ~by~ NoctemEterna


There was more yelling and a flash of light and suddenly his mother collapsed, eyes staring unseeingly at the ceiling as if it was the most fascinating thing she'd ever witnessed. Harry, confused, glanced at the ceiling as well. He didn't get it. It was a ceiling. White, plain, and not really worth looking at. Sometimes his mother was just weird.
Necromancers Anonymous ~by~ The Iza


"Puh-lease?" I asked, pouting, "I'll be your best friend!"
"Hey!" Draco said indignantly.
I grinned, "Awe, you too Drakey-Wakey-Cuddlekins."
Draco looked horrified. Blaise looked amused.
"I can be both your's and Blaisey-Waisey-Poo's bestest friend." Blaise's grin was wiped form his face.
"Lexi." Draco said warningly.
"Yes, schnookum-wookum teddy bear?" I asked, biting my lip to keep from laughing.
"Not funny Lexi." Blaise said, frowning.
"I beg to differ my sweet little sugar puff." I said.
I was running out of nicknames, and fast.
Blaise and Draco glared at me.
If looks could kill, I'd be decapitated, dead, cremated, and buried. All at the same time.
For Good ~by~ x-Ice-Queen-x


"Alright, alright . . . what do you need me for?"
"Attacking me so I can block, and me attacking you."
"Am I allowed to block you, or should I just wave my arms around while I'm running from the spell, screaming my head off?"
"Haha, very funny. Of course you're gonna block," she said. "But thanks for the image."
"You're welcome," Erus said dryly and they both got ready.
A Different Life ~by~ Tiro

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Of Officers And Agents by TheBlackHand724 reviews
AU, no ep.2.24 Rick/Jordan Kate/Tom. Set in June & after Ep.2.23 Rick finds love with a little help & Kate's jealous. This leads to a big fight. Rick gets a new job as an FBI Agent. Fun&Fluffy NOT CASKETT but give it chance. T for Language please R&R TBH
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,422 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Rick C., J. Shaw - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 786 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Changed Future by Tiro reviews
Sequel to Rewriting History. A threat against the Potter family lets them inside the Prince Manor, where Severus Mentis lives… along with a guest in the shadows. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,216 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Promise of a New Dawn by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,441 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 4,672 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P.
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lost Summer by Belcris reviews
Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 366 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Balancing Hindsight or Foresight by Lil Nezumi reviews
Expect the following story type - A "What if", AU/AR and Char. Ooc, still magical world - Sent to prison upon the death of the Dark Lord, the Hero is bound by the ancient edifice on an island in the middle of nowhere. Laws that came into effect days before the final battle bound his battle actions and the rest of his life there... that is until the day he died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,316 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Happy Club by InisMona reviews
Harry Potter is fresh out of a war. Noah Puckerman is fresh out of juvie. Both are going to have to learn to cope with their changed circumstances, and in the process, learn trust and love.Slash, H/P.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,022 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Puck - Complete
Confidential Files: Kurt Hummel by Niamh-Rain reviews
Kurt is frustrated, Blaine is oblivious, Sebastian is there, and Sam is all kinds of confused. When you mix this together, and add Kurt's Therapist in sparks are going to fly, and Kurt's claws finally come out. Kurbastian, Hevans endgame. AU after OMW
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,904 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Harry Potter Witch by Silverfawkes reviews
AU started as Parody of the turn Harry into girl Wizengamot gets stupid. Wrote itself in another direction. first chapt is general fiction no pairing after that is pure romance HP/OC Rating for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,816 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Hiding Out by JackPotr reviews
The years after Voldemort had not been kind to Harry as he feels he has to leave those behind that just want to use him for his fame. Harry/Morag
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,808 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. SLASH-FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,567 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Protector by pikachumomma reviews
Even Dark Lords need love and protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,424 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Deal With The Devil by Blood.Stained.Fingers reviews
Two-shot. AU of POA - Snape got his way and Sirius was kissed. Dumbledore wouldn't rid the world of his pet, but if Voldemort would, then Harry would be happy to do anything the Dark Lord asked of him. Beginnings of HP/LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,764 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 6,386 - Follows: 6,759 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4566 - Favs: 7,096 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8017 - Favs: 14,929 - Follows: 6,402 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Reader in the Stars by Mei Neko reviews
She found herself alone and in another universe. Now she's learning to live to be independent. She learned to make friends and create a new family. She just needs to learn to accept that this is her future now.
Crossover - Firefly & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,597 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - River
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 4,431 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 6,907 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 5,936 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby On Board by shadowglove reviews
Set after A Firefly In The Pitch Black. Things had just settled down after Shazza and Riddick joined the crew, when Mal discovers that one of the women is keeping a big secret. river/riddick, kaylee/simon, zoe/jayne, shazza/mal
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/23/2008 - River - Complete
Friend of Lord Voldemort by Tiro reviews
Alexander Viator is back in the game, and he's planning for the death of his worst enemy; a man who used to be his mentor. Sequel to The Truth Behind Evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Truth Behind Evil by Tiro reviews
There was one person important to the Dark Lord in the past. His name was Alexander Viator. But who was he, if not our own Harry Potter? Time-travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,334 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Firefly in the Pitch Black by shadowglove reviews
River and Kaylee end up on the ship that crashes on the monster-filled planet in Pitch Black. River must keep Kaylee safe, keep her identity secret from Johns, explore her attraction to Riddick, oh, yeah, and NOT get eaten in the process. River/Riddick
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,727 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - River - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 856 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 6,621 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete